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You're over here jerking off our swamp, son.

I want to know what a dad dick looks like. Are they bigger?

I love my new family.

Oh, that was a long trip, but I am glad my mum set this trip up.

You're going to be my stepdad.

You're going to be part of the family, you know. We need to get to know you.

Yeah, buddy.

We're going to have fun.

I'm going to have a look around.

I'm going to take a shower.

What happened?

This fucking bitch has punched you in your face.

Hey, you cannot talk to my stepmom like that.

I can talk however I want.

What are you doing in my apartment?

It's my apartment. No, you're wrong. I show you. I show you. I booked this

apartment. Look at this. This is a date. This is a time to check in. This is a

money left in my bank account. You see?

This is my apartment.

Someone did a mistake.

What the hell?

Why do they have the same?

You know what, they do mistake, I gonna call the owner.

Yeah.

Hello?

Yeah, I'm calling you from the apartment.

I am Gina Gerson.

You know, I check in with my stepdaughter and we found here two guys

say they also booked this apartment.

Could you please manage somehow to take these guys out? To find them another

place?

How do you mean? Which story?

I don't need your story.

Look, I don't want the money back. I just want you to manage these guys'

to another place. Because I don't want to share place with them.

No, it's not my problem. You have to solve it.

I see.

So? They say you have to move out and find another place to sleep.

I don't think so, honey.

It seems like we have to share the apartment.

How do you...

You can stay left side, we're going to stay right side. That's it.

Hey buddy.

What are you doing in my room?

You're still there taking shower.

And since we have only one bathroom, I decided to leave.

So?

Why are you in here?

Is he always asshole like this? I don't really know him. He's only just... He's

only just married my mum, so I don't really know.

I see. Alright.

Whoa. What are you doing?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing?

What? Don't you feel comfortable?

This is my house, and I decide to do whatever I want. If you don't like

something, you can leave and take your stepdad with you.

Otherwise, you know what to do.

You want me to massage your foot?

Yeah, go ahead.

For fuck's sake, why?

It feels like you do it the first time.

I feel your teeth getting harder.

Yeah.

And another one.

Okay.

Yeah, make it harder.

I like it harder.

Okay, that's quite nice.

I'm just curious to see how it looks like.

Really?

Yes.

Okay.

Show me. Show me.

Show me.

Oh, nice. This looks like a big one.

Oh,

nice. Look at this.

So, do you want to leave now?

Do you want to go?

Or you want to stay?

Or go?

Do you want to leave?

Call your father and leave.

What the

hell

are you doing?

We have only one bathroom. What do you think?

Are you crazy?

You cannot be naked. Why?

I am not married.

If you don't like what you see, you can leave the apartment.

What's going on here?

Well, I tried to make them leave.

What? On that way?

Yeah. Look at you.

I see you going the same way.

Sam, are you crazy?

It was her wedding.

Well, guys, since we are here already, let's enjoy the weekend.

Come on.

Let's be family.

Hey, I don't care if you do or not do it.

Oh, you're so good.

Can I call you daddy?

Oh, yeah.

Hey, if you tell this to your mother, I won't.

Oh.

Oh.

I love you.

It's so...

You're over here jerking off our thwop, son.

I want to know what a dad dick looks like. Are they bigger?

I love my new family.

So, what do you think about the playoffs this year?

I don't know. It's going to be a close one.

Some things are getting in and some things are falling out.

Oh, hey, sweetheart. Let's give you a hand with that.

Thank you. You guys are so sweet.

I'm just trying to be a good son.

Cheers to being the best swap family ever.

Yes, cheers to that.

That's good.

Well guys, so it's been our one month anniversary of being a swap family.

So I would like to bring everybody together to really talk about...

What a wonderful experience this has been for all of us. And, you know, have

everybody just talk about what they've enjoyed so much about this. And, you

know, just maybe help bring us all a little closer together.

So, yeah, everybody have a seat.

This is so great. I love this.

So, SWAT family.

I'll be more than happy to start out our conversation.

One of the things that I'm so happy about and the best experience that I've

with the Swap family is the dinners. Basically being able to come together

enjoy dinner together and really have a great bonding experience.

That to me is what's been... I'm so grateful and thankful for that time that

we've got to spend together.

Mom, what do you think about it?

I have to definitely say that I love that we have such nice, sweet, suave

You guys are amazing. I love to hang out with you, Selena, and get our nails

done. I love bonding and getting to know each other more. It's really, really

great. And you, honey, you are the absolute sweetest. I

just adore this family.

All right, I guess I'll share. You know, the dinners, they're amazing.

You know, you guys' parents are pretty good. I'm not going to lie.

And then Swap Dad teaching me how to play football and Swap Mom teaching me

to cook.

It's just been such a good time. I've been really enjoying this experience

you guys.

That's so sweet.

How about you, honey?

Well, Selena, what do you think?

I mean, honestly, this whole Swap thing would be a whole lot better if we all

just fucked already.

What?

Come on.

Like, we're all really, really hot.

And I see what you do. And I see what you do. And I see what you do.

Honey, what are you talking about? Yeah, young lady. Please, this is

appropriate. No, please. Don't be like that.

I see the way that you look at her when she's in the shower.

I know that you wear that cute little dress all the time because you know it's

his favorite.

Come on. You know exactly what I'm talking about.

You named your vibrator after him. Oh, hey.

Yeah, no, don't give me that, like, shame. Don't give me that look.

You swapped out. I've seen you watching me through my whole cheerleading

routine, and then where do you go after that? You go to the bathroom and do God

knows what for God knows how long.

Wait, wait, wait.

You named your vibrator after me?

But, I mean, this isn't how I wanted you to find that out, but I guess, yeah.

But it's okay. It's okay. Because, you know, that's like the best thing about

the swap family. We can all have our fun and we can all just fuck without any

feelings involved.

I mean, I don't really think that that's appropriate, to be honest

with you.

I mean, I would love to fuck swap mom.

I'm not opposed to fucking swap son.

What?

I want to fuck you swap dad.

I don't know that that's an appropriate thing to do.

I think it is.

I mean, is this really happening right now?

Yes, honey. This is really happening right now.

Take this, someone.

Oh, shit.

um um

You

Thank you.

Oh yeah.

This is such a good idea.

Mm -hmm.

Thank you.

So beautiful.

Oh, my God.

Bye.

Help me switch.

This little swap.

Bye. Bye.

This is how a flock family should be.

Thank you.

You want some too?

Yes, please.

Here you come.

Pull it out on his face. On his face.

I think that's what mom and you are.

That's what I'm talking about.

Happy Mother's Day!

Oh thank you guys so much!

So sweet!

Surprise!

I got these for you. Oh thank you sweetie!

They smell so good!

We made you breakfast!

Oh! All my favorites!

This looks so delicious!

And I got you a card.

You're the hottest Swat Mom ever.

Thank you!

I love it.

i also got you a gift oh my god

oh this is so pretty and sexy

i love those i knew you like feeling good so i thought that you'd look super

in there perfect she sure would look hot in there and i got you this little

gift

Thank you guys so much. This is going to be the best Mother's Day ever.

Thank you.

Thank you. No problem.

What the hell?

Oh shit!

I thought you fell down.

No.

Is this what you guys do when I'm not here?

No, it's okay.

Don't be upset.

You guys fuck without me?

Well, you tell everyone everything, and we wanted to keep this little family

fetish a secret.

That's not fair.

Well, do you want to join?

I mean, yeah. You won't be able to tell anyone. You have to keep it a secret.

I mean, yeah, I can keep it a secret.

Okay.

That feels good.

Thank you.

You have to warn me.

How are you?

So hot.

That is so hot.

Ah.

um um

That was

so good.

Oh.

And yes.

Can I pee?

Ugh.

Oh, thanks.

I can't believe this is happening. I'm glad you're finally here to join.

This is so fucking tight.

You look so fucking hot.

This is so good.

Best Mother's Day ever.

Happy Mother's Day.

You're over here jerking off our swap sign.

I wanna know what a dad dick looks like.

Are they bigger?

I love my new family.

Hi.

Hey. What's up?

Nothing.

I'm fine.

What the fuck happened?

Nothing. I'm cool.

Oh, dang.

Okay.

You know that there's this girl?

Yeah. And tomorrow we're going to go for a date.

With me?

Come on, don't make fun of me.

And that girl I really like.

And I... Probably we're going to have to kiss.

But... Come on.

I'm just not prepared for it.

Yeah, you never kissed before?

No. Oh.

I... I kissed like a thousand times.

Just... You know, this girl is really important for me.

Oh.

I don't know what to do.

I'm worried.

I understand.

I can help you, Pepper.

Really? How?

Show me what you got. Okay.

How was it?

Not bad.

But I saw you something.

Hey, guys. What are you doing?

Nothing.

Teach him how to do it. Really? Yeah.

You don't know how to kiss?

Oh, of course I know how to kiss. Just, you know.

Tomorrow I'm going to have a date.

And this girl is very important for me.

And I just want to do the best.

And I'm just very worried about... You're very high.

I'm just worried about things.

I should just try to ease my pain a little bit.

Okay, show me what you love.

Okay.

Okay, I can show you something too.

So much love.

Okay.

But, you know what? Let's show him how to do this.

Okay?

For what?

To kiss.

Why?

You don't know how to kiss?

Of course I know. Of course I know how to kiss. Come on.

You know what?

It was interesting.

Come on, big guy.

Okay, okay.

Like this, honey.

Let me see what you're teaching so far.

Come on.

You know what?

What? I show you the man how it's done.

Honey, come here, baby. You want to try?

Can I?

Yeah, sure.

Funny? Okay.

That's it.

Come and eat your snack, Mommy.

Thank you.

Fuck yours.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Are you ready for your date?

I guess.