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Great costume.

Dude, he nailed it. You nailed it, too. I don't think we could have done any

better. No, I don't think we could have done any better.

No, I don't think we could have done any better.

I tell you, this is my favorite holiday.

I don't know how our daughter's going to make it. I think we're going to take

bed first.

Oh, I know, for real. They all take a while, though.

Are you girls almost done in there?

Man, how many years? She takes forever.

She's going to be crazy.

I'm talking about shouting and yelling. I should be able to do that.

Man, I got an idea. What?

You think of what I'm thinking.

Hell yeah, I'm thinking of what you're thinking.

Awesome!

Let's do it.

Game on.

Let's go. Game on.

uh uh

Welcome! Happy Halloween!

What do you want? Are you excited?

Are you excited to work here?

Yeah! These are your first person. I'm starting here.

Don't you think this is the best holiday ever?

Yeah! You love it? Yeah!

Excited? Come on!

Alright. Well, you have a good night! Thank you!

You do.

Give me that pose, give me that pose.

Wow, thumbs up. That was nice.

Wow, you guys are great.

Come on, give me that.

Come here.

Alright.

Come on, let's do a selfie picture.

How do we do this?

Can you press the button?

There we go. Look at that.

Here we go. Press the screen.

Look at this.

Oh, fail.

Yes. There we go.

What do you guys say?

Come on, let's go.

I'll fight this guy.

Wow.

Want to make out?

Let's see.

This is way funner. Way funner.

Yeah, I need some water anyway.

You know, it's not for everybody.

Just go inside.

Check it out. Come on. Good fight. Good fight. Good fight, man. We'll pick it up

later.

What the fuck are you doing?

What the fuck are you doing? What are you doing with those swords?

We're not kids anymore.

Yeah, we wanted to do adult things. We wanted to do adult things.

Grown -up things.

Well, we just wanted to spend some time with our daughter. That's great.

Well,

what do you say?

Just this one time?

Well,

here

we are.

Come over here.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

yes.

I think this beats life, baby.

I think it does, sure.

Oh, my God.

God, those legs.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Amen.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God. Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yes,

baby.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh my God.

Shit. Oh, my God. That's so good, aren't you?

Oh, my God.

I'll do this, y 'all.

Oh my god.

Come here baby.

Well...

I can't breathe.

I can't come in. I can't come in. I can't come in.

Oh, shit!

I think we use the force.

Oh, shit.

The force is strong in these ones.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

The force is strong in these ones. We never speak of this again.

Never. All right.

Still the best fucking holiday.

They didn't put the fuck in.