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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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So I was thinking, Woody,
you should buy me a new pet.
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Hell no. Every time I do, you do
a shitty job of taking care of it.
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That is nonsense. I
am totally responsible.
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Oh, really?
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Who are we to question God's plan?
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Sure, I've missed a couple
vaccinations and meals,
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but you can't pin that
hamster suicide on me.
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Wasn't that the cutest little
suicide note you ever saw?
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Look, I've changed. I promise I will
not let another pet die on my watch.
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Wait a minute. What happened to
that pony I got you last month?
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Aah!
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♪ Brickleberry!
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♪ Brickleberry!
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Listen up, Rangers.
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Brickleberry is hosting the Ranger
Games for the first time this year.
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I cannot stress how
important it is that we win.
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We're ready to rock!
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Uh, what are the Ranger Games?
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Only the most important competition
between all the world's Park Rangers.
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Ah, just watch this.
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Ooh, wrong tape. Here.
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On the evergreen tundra of the
world's most hallowed Park grounds,
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Rangers from around the globe gather
to compete for the coveted Golden Acorn.
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Goddamn Yellowstone has won the
Ranger Games every year since 1908.
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Ha ha! But now that Brickleberry's back
in the games for the first time since 1982,
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their reign is over.
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Why haven't we had a
team compete since 1982?
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- Yeah, uh, nobody knows.
- I know.
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Then in 1982 came the
Ranger Games' darkest day.
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Brickleberry's Woody Johnson was
near flawless in forest gymnastics.
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But he was beat out by 1/10th of a
point by Yellowstone's John Radcliff.
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What? This is hogshit.
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Aah!
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I'm a winner.
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You're being pissed on by a winner!
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At least you won the gold medal
for being a self-serving asshole.
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It's called cycling.
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Yellowstone wouldn't have
won shit if they'd have
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let blacks play in your
stupid Ranger Games.
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Instead, we had to compete
in our negro Ranger Games.
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Ah, Denzel, stop living in the past.
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The Ranger Games have been
fully integrated since 2008.
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So what sport you gonna dominate,
huh? Running? Jumping? Watching TBS?
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I'm gonna honor my hero
"frozen toes" Carruthers,
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the first black figure skater,
by competing in his event.
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God damn it! The one time you
could've been useful to me,
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and you pick the one sport
black guys aren't good at.
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That is so wrong.
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- They're also bad at swimming.
- Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
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I'll do the log deadlift event.
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Lesbian super strength powers activate.
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I like to run.
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- Vag-first into boners.
- Shut up.
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So I'll take the deadly animal dash.
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And I'll compete in forest gymnastics.
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Forest gymnastics?
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- Hey, that's my old event.
- Exactly.
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I'm gonna make you proud, Woody.
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And since when are you a gymnast?
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I always loved the sport.
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They didn't have male
gymnastics in my town though.
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That didn't stop me.
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Oh.
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I see you went all out.
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Was the Home Depot out of Mexicans?
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No, they won't get in my car
anymore, since the pinata incident.
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Gather around, boys. It's payday.
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You're paying them with meth?
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Why not? It saves them a step.
Plus, it makes 'em work faster.
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- Thanks, boss.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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This bag looks a little light.
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- Yeah, F.I.C.A. withholding.
- [Bleep] Obama.
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Keep up the good work, and you
boys just might get a raise.
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Thank you, Obama.
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Let's get back to work.
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What the...
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Wow, I can use that. Yeah,
this'll fit. This ought to fit.
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And who are you?
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Hobo Larry's name is Hobo Larry.
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- Yes, Sir.
- Hmm.
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Stray hobo, huh?
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Hey! Who the hell
took a shit in my boot?
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Oh, that must've been my new pet.
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Hobo Larry's sorry about that, yes, Sir.
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- W-won't happen again.
- You have a pet hobo?
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You wouldn't buy me my own
pet, so I had to make do.
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Okay. I see what's going on.
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You're doing this to screw with me.
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Well, fine. You want
a pet hobo, have at it.
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But if you let this one die, it's
the last pet you will ever get.
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You understand me? Ever!
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Thanks, Daddy.
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Now where's my other
boot? Oh, God damn it!
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Hobo Larry was wrong about that
whole shitting in the boot thing
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happening again, yes, Sir.
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Aah!
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Aah! Whoa! Aah!
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Yeah. This shit ain't for black people.
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How's it going, team Brickleberry?
Ready to kick some Yellowstone ass?
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I am. Check this out, Woody.
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Damn it. I guess I
should buy a male uniform.
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But it was still pretty awesome.
Right, Woody? What... Woody?
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Excellent, my new American friend.
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Who are you?
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Rangers, meet the ringer I hired to
ensure victory over Yellowstone...
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Olympic gold medal gymnast
Magnus Blickensderfer.
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Gymnast? B-b-but
that's my event!
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Oh, right, sorry, Magnus.
That's Steve's event.
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You'll have to get back on a
plane and go home to Switzerland.
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- Oh. Thanks so much, Wood...
- Oh, shut the hell up, Steve.
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Magnus ain't going anywhere. You suck
at everything, and you're off the team.
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Woody, you can't do this to...
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Ooh, uh, your... mm-mm.
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I know!
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So you're really an Olympic Champion?
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Yeah, but only twice.
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Wow. You won two events?
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No, I won two entire Olympics.
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Do you have a girlfriend?
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I'm saving myself for marriage.
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I cannot... how you say...
dip my meat in your fondue.
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But I can eat the
cheese all day and night.
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Oh, my.
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Oh, Ethel's just thinking
with her privates.
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I have a more intelligent question.
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Do you smoke the chronic?
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Good, you're all getting to know Magnus.
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I brought you breakfast, pal.
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Ah, don't waste energy
chewing your protein.
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I'll handle that.
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This'll digest nicely.
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And the second that turd
starts to crown, give me a call.
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Woody, why did you replace
me with this Swiss Miss?
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I told you, I'm good at gymnastics.
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Well, it's pretty simple.
Magnus is a winner. You're a...
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- Steve.
- Don't feel bad.
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Everyone seems like a Steve when you
compare them to Magnus Blickensderfer.
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Why don't you go back
to your stupid country...
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With its prosperous economy!
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And stick that Alemannic
dialect up your ass?
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Will you stop using
Wikipedia to insult him?
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Even if Magnus
burping-fur-burger
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is this "ringer" you claim,
there's one tiny problem...
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He has to be a ranger to
compete in the Ranger Games.
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Right. Thanks for the reminder, Steve.
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- Boom! Now he's a ranger.
- What?
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- Hooray!
- Hell yeah!
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You may have the badge, fondouche,
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but you're not a real Park
Ranger, so stay out of my way.
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Help!
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Watch and learn.
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Ow! Hurts!
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Aah! Hurts bad!
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Aw, he's like the son that I didn't let
drown in the lake because I was drunk.
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Magnus is too big for
the seat belt, yah?
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Yah. Listen, Magnus,
you seem like a nice guy.
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- I like you too, Steven.
- I didn't say I liked you.
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Look, I'll do anything
to get back on the team.
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So, I'm sorry about this.
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Sorry about what...
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So much for the ringer.
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- Steve, are you okay?
- How the... aah!
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Hobo Larry, how many times
do I have to tell you?
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No indoor fires.
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Well, how is Hobo Larry gonna keep warm?
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You ever hear of the thermostat?
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I got a thermos and a bat,
but the bat's dead. Yes, Sir.
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Look. I just need to
keep you alive for a week
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or two so Woody will
buy me a real pet, okay?
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Now here, eat your dinner.
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That's a good boy.
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Yeah, this'll fit. This ought to fit.
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I appreciate you taking
such good care of me.
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H-Hobo Larry loves you, Malloy.
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I love you, Hobo Larry.
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Uh!
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Mmm-mmm, re-barfed beans.
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What happened?
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We got into a wreck.
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- What?
- Are you okay?
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- Well, I-I...
- Some water?
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- A back rub?
- Over-the-drawers hand job?
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Broke my nose. Almost died.
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- Hello.
- Wow. They hate you so much.
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Shut up, Mal... oh, cool hobo.
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What is he, a wino? Junkie?
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He's a schizo-wino mix.
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I'm thinking of having his ears clipped.
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You guys, open your eyes.
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This jerk has you fooled
into thinking he's the best
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thing since Viggo Mortensen
erotic fan fiction.
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- Well, isn't he?
- No.
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What do you even know
about this foreigner?
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He could be a child molester
or a convict or a terrorist.
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Oh, that's rich... a Swiss terrorist.
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The Swiss are neutral, dumb-ass!
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Oh, boy, are you stupid.
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Ugh!
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All right, everybody, back to practice.
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Oh! Whoa! How you stop? How you stop?
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Screw this. I'm getting a Trainer.
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Yo, old-timer, wake up.
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Hey. Huh?
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What you want, punk?
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I was told that frozen
toes Carruthers lived here.
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- Are you him?
- I used to be.
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Now they call me "no toes" Carruthers.
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Oh, man. Did you lose
your toes to frostbite?
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Hell no! Diabetes.
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Oh. It's an honor to meet you.
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Listen, I need your help. I wanna
be a champion ice skater like you.
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- Can you teach me?
- Yes, I can.
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Or my name ain't "no penis" Carruthers.
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Damn, you lost that to diabetes too?
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Nah, frostbite.
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I got drunk and [Bleep] a snowman.
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Now let's get to work.
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Steve, I brought your Spanx back.
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Steve, are you okay?
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Go away, Connie. I wanna be alone.
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No way. You're not
going through this alone.
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Okay. This is weird.
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Expressing your feelings
is not weird, Steve.
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I want so badly to win my event
so Woody will finally respect me.
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Maybe I can cheat my
way back on to the team.
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Steve, listen to me. I know you're hurt.
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But you can't take shortcuts
just to win Woody's approval.
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Oh, like you'd know anything about it.
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Let me tell you a story about
a little girl, we'll call her,
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uh, Connie, who wanted to play
football so badly, she took steroids.
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Oh, yeah!
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They destroyed her mind and body
and turned her into a monster.
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Connie! Connie! Connie! Connie!
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So the lesson is don't ever take ster...
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Steve?
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I've never injected anyone
with this many steroids before.
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But that's why we call
it a medical "practice."
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Welcome to Brickleberry Park
and the 2013 Ranger Games.
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Aah!
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Ooh.
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Well, well.
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00:12:29,442 --> 00:12:31,492
If it isn't Woody Johnson.
244
00:12:31,493 --> 00:12:36,130
I guess they'll let any psychopath
back in the Ranger Games these days.
245
00:12:36,131 --> 00:12:38,988
Radcliff, I will rip the
head off your mother's
246
00:12:38,989 --> 00:12:41,702
rotten corpse and make
her go down on herself.
247
00:12:41,703 --> 00:12:45,663
Hey, who you calling a psychopath?
248
00:12:46,025 --> 00:12:48,236
Oh, man, I'm missin'
the opening ceremonies.
249
00:12:48,237 --> 00:12:49,738
We gotta get this training started.
250
00:12:49,739 --> 00:12:52,107
- What's first?
- Iron my laundry, bitch.
251
00:12:52,108 --> 00:12:54,042
What? How is that
gonna help me ice skate?
252
00:12:54,043 --> 00:12:57,379
How dare you question
"crisp shirt" Carruthers?
253
00:12:57,380 --> 00:12:59,881
Now let's start the training montage.
254
00:12:59,882 --> 00:13:04,141
They don't call me "breaking the
fourth wall" Carruthers for nothing.
255
00:13:04,142 --> 00:13:05,742
Mop that floor.
256
00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:08,563
Cut that sandwich.
257
00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:11,039
Wipe my ass.
258
00:13:14,117 --> 00:13:17,753
I'm still not sure how bringing you
a keg of Colt 45 is training to be...
259
00:13:17,754 --> 00:13:19,674
What?
260
00:13:20,657 --> 00:13:23,659
I've been doing all these chores
just to set up some stupid party?
261
00:13:23,660 --> 00:13:25,060
I knew that wasn't training.
262
00:13:25,061 --> 00:13:27,228
You're right, son, that wasn't training.
263
00:13:27,229 --> 00:13:29,264
- This is.
- Gettin' drunk?
264
00:13:29,265 --> 00:13:31,931
My secret to skating
like a steed on speed
265
00:13:31,932 --> 00:13:35,771
is to do it while [Bleep]
up and liquor and weed.
266
00:13:35,772 --> 00:13:39,792
If it rhymes, it's gotta be true.
267
00:13:40,210 --> 00:13:42,970
What is it, boy?
268
00:13:48,752 --> 00:13:49,834
Oh, no.
269
00:13:49,835 --> 00:13:51,888
That's not one of your
regular scabs, buddy.
270
00:13:51,889 --> 00:13:53,517
That stray hobo bit you.
271
00:13:53,518 --> 00:13:55,391
Oh, no. Oh, God, no.
272
00:13:55,392 --> 00:13:56,926
Bitten by a rabid hobo...
273
00:13:56,927 --> 00:13:59,028
Son, I'm afraid we'll
have to put your pet down.
274
00:13:59,029 --> 00:14:01,864
But don't worry. It'll
be extremely painful.
275
00:14:01,865 --> 00:14:04,232
- No!
- Well, okay.
276
00:14:04,233 --> 00:14:08,048
But if he shows any sign, you'll have to
follow the American Medical Association's
277
00:14:08,049 --> 00:14:13,869
guidelines and "cap that cracker
in his mother[Bleep] dome."
278
00:14:24,254 --> 00:14:29,834
Now taking the ice for team
Brickleberry, Denzel Jackson.
279
00:14:33,463 --> 00:14:35,323
Woo!
280
00:14:44,977 --> 00:14:47,232
I hope I made you proud, Mr. Carruthers.
281
00:14:47,233 --> 00:14:49,832
Mr. Carruthers? Why, he died in 1998.
282
00:14:49,833 --> 00:14:51,068
This is Silly Willie.
283
00:14:51,069 --> 00:14:53,948
He has severe late stage
Alzheimer's. Very sad.
284
00:14:53,949 --> 00:14:57,819
They don't call me "where the
[Bleep] am I?" Willie for nothing.
285
00:14:57,820 --> 00:15:02,620
Now, for our final
event... forest gymnastics.
286
00:15:02,858 --> 00:15:04,392
Ha! Look at 'em, Magnus.
287
00:15:04,393 --> 00:15:08,496
You've got Radcliff so scared, he doesn't
even have someone to go up against you.
288
00:15:08,497 --> 00:15:12,697
The Golden Acorn is as good as ours.
289
00:15:14,970 --> 00:15:17,172
You guys, I'm really
worried about Steve.
290
00:15:17,173 --> 00:15:18,807
I can't find him anywhere.
291
00:15:18,808 --> 00:15:22,459
Competing for team
Brickleberry, the Swiss fist...
292
00:15:22,460 --> 00:15:25,460
Magnus Blickensderfer.
293
00:15:27,281 --> 00:15:33,181
And for team Yellowstone, the
ranger of danger Steve Williams.
294
00:15:34,324 --> 00:15:37,264
What's up, bitches?
295
00:15:38,194 --> 00:15:40,996
Steve, what did you do to yourself?
296
00:15:40,997 --> 00:15:43,566
I took a shit-ton of
steroids, like you told me to.
297
00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:45,334
I never told you to do that.
298
00:15:45,335 --> 00:15:46,435
You implied it.
299
00:15:46,436 --> 00:15:48,304
And now look at the Steve...
300
00:15:48,305 --> 00:15:49,405
He's ripped!
301
00:15:49,406 --> 00:15:50,740
Did you work out at all?
302
00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:51,874
You have to work out?
303
00:15:51,875 --> 00:15:53,809
What the hell good are steroids then?
304
00:15:53,810 --> 00:15:58,730
Ah, doesn't matter. I'm
gonna win either way.
305
00:16:03,887 --> 00:16:06,588
Uh, I think the 'roids are
messing with your emotions, Steve.
306
00:16:06,589 --> 00:16:08,758
Shut your fat filthy whore mouth!
307
00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:11,693
I'm sorry, Connie. I always loved you.
308
00:16:11,694 --> 00:16:13,274
Eat my balls in hell!
309
00:16:13,275 --> 00:16:14,551
Why would you do this?
310
00:16:14,552 --> 00:16:17,199
Nothing is more important
than winning, Connie.
311
00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:21,704
You're just jealous, because
the Steve is a winner!
312
00:16:21,705 --> 00:16:23,806
Please, the Steve, listen to me.
313
00:16:23,807 --> 00:16:27,005
- I'm your friend.
- I don't need friends.
314
00:16:27,006 --> 00:16:30,606
I need to crush that ringer.
315
00:16:34,685 --> 00:16:36,852
Okay, my balls just disappeared.
316
00:16:36,853 --> 00:16:38,811
Oh, God. What am I doing?
317
00:16:38,812 --> 00:16:40,089
What have I become?
318
00:16:40,090 --> 00:16:42,224
Everyone, can I have your attention?
319
00:16:42,225 --> 00:16:43,592
I have something to say.
320
00:16:43,593 --> 00:16:46,862
Hey, Adele, shut up and
sing Rolling in the Deep.
321
00:16:46,863 --> 00:16:48,157
In a minute.
322
00:16:48,158 --> 00:16:51,365
I, Steve Williams, am
withdrawing from this event.
323
00:16:51,366 --> 00:16:52,850
What? Why?
324
00:16:52,851 --> 00:16:56,568
Because I've hurt everyone I
care about, including my nuts.
325
00:16:56,569 --> 00:17:00,237
I thought winning was the most
important thing, but it isn't.
326
00:17:00,238 --> 00:17:02,971
Family is, my Brickleberry family.
327
00:17:02,972 --> 00:17:07,702
I pushed all of you away, even
this cool new guy named Magnus...
328
00:17:07,703 --> 00:17:09,242
Bird-turd-[Bleep].
329
00:17:09,243 --> 00:17:11,298
That was a nice speech, the Steve.
330
00:17:11,299 --> 00:17:14,246
And you're right, I will
totally be friends with you.
331
00:17:14,247 --> 00:17:16,982
Right after I blow this entire place up!
332
00:17:16,983 --> 00:17:19,383
Yah! Oh-ho!
333
00:17:20,438 --> 00:17:22,217
Magnus is a terrorist?
334
00:17:22,218 --> 00:17:24,118
I was right. Yes!
335
00:17:24,119 --> 00:17:26,693
I told you! In your face!
336
00:17:26,694 --> 00:17:29,684
Oh, great. I'm lactating.
337
00:17:29,685 --> 00:17:31,706
Stay where you are.
338
00:17:31,707 --> 00:17:33,899
This whole place is littered with bombs,
339
00:17:33,900 --> 00:17:37,642
all wired to this detonator
in my Swiss Army knife.
340
00:17:37,643 --> 00:17:39,574
But... but you're Swiss.
341
00:17:39,575 --> 00:17:41,175
How could you be a terrorist?
342
00:17:41,176 --> 00:17:45,980
Because the world mocks us for being
neutral, for not choosing a side.
343
00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:48,703
So I vow to destroy both sides.
344
00:17:48,704 --> 00:17:51,074
I'm really confused by your message.
345
00:17:51,075 --> 00:17:52,309
Hey, I'm Swiss.
346
00:17:52,310 --> 00:17:54,478
I'm new to the whole
terrorist thing, yah?
347
00:17:54,479 --> 00:17:57,481
Now shut up and prepare to die.
348
00:17:57,482 --> 00:18:00,250
Sorry, guys. This is all my fault.
349
00:18:00,251 --> 00:18:03,520
I really effed us in the
ass good, deep, and hard.
350
00:18:03,521 --> 00:18:05,021
Not yet you haven't.
351
00:18:05,022 --> 00:18:07,123
One of us has the
power to beat Magnus...
352
00:18:07,124 --> 00:18:10,194
The power of steroids.
353
00:18:10,195 --> 00:18:13,735
Do it for Brickleberry, son.
354
00:18:13,965 --> 00:18:15,547
Let's dance.
355
00:18:15,548 --> 00:18:19,466
Don't come any closer, fat man,
or everybody goes boom, yah?
356
00:18:19,467 --> 00:18:20,692
Easy now.
357
00:18:20,693 --> 00:18:24,097
Drop the knife full of useless attachments,
and we can settle this like men...
358
00:18:24,098 --> 00:18:25,262
Through gymnastics.
359
00:18:25,263 --> 00:18:27,811
You don't have the
balls to take me down.
360
00:18:27,812 --> 00:18:29,102
Literally.
361
00:18:29,103 --> 00:18:30,626
That's far enough.
362
00:18:30,627 --> 00:18:34,042
Death to some small part of America.
363
00:18:34,043 --> 00:18:36,185
I thought I wired the scissors.
364
00:18:36,186 --> 00:18:38,090
Magnifying glass? No.
365
00:18:38,091 --> 00:18:39,530
Nail file? No.
366
00:18:39,531 --> 00:18:41,095
Fish scaler? No.
367
00:18:41,096 --> 00:18:42,659
Bubble wand? No.
368
00:18:42,660 --> 00:18:44,276
Pregnancy test? No.
369
00:18:44,277 --> 00:18:45,550
Lipstick? No.
370
00:18:45,551 --> 00:18:46,737
Chapstick? No.
371
00:18:46,738 --> 00:18:48,324
Stain stick? No.
372
00:18:48,325 --> 00:18:49,702
Glue stick? No.
373
00:18:49,703 --> 00:18:51,190
Glow stick? No.
374
00:18:51,191 --> 00:18:52,510
Blow torch? No.
375
00:18:52,511 --> 00:18:54,558
Smaller Swiss Army knife? No.
376
00:18:54,559 --> 00:18:55,678
Baby dildo?
377
00:18:55,679 --> 00:18:57,539
Aah!
378
00:19:21,338 --> 00:19:23,699
You did it, Steve. You saved us.
379
00:19:23,700 --> 00:19:25,540
That was amazing.
380
00:19:25,541 --> 00:19:30,161
Sorry I ever doubted
your gymnastic skills.
381
00:19:30,707 --> 00:19:33,776
The Judges have a winner
for the gymnastics event.
382
00:19:33,777 --> 00:19:35,577
Wait. They were judging that?
383
00:19:35,578 --> 00:19:38,681
A perfect score for Steve Williams.
384
00:19:38,682 --> 00:19:41,684
I can't believe it. I won! I won!
385
00:19:41,685 --> 00:19:45,367
With that victory, the
Golden Acorn goes to...
386
00:19:45,368 --> 00:19:48,668
Yellowstone National Park.
387
00:19:49,126 --> 00:19:50,526
God damn it!
388
00:19:50,527 --> 00:19:53,587
Die, Steve, die, die!
389
00:19:53,873 --> 00:19:55,184
It's like a hug...
390
00:19:55,185 --> 00:19:59,565
A violent hug that's slowly killing me.
391
00:20:04,607 --> 00:20:06,107
No, Woody.
392
00:20:06,108 --> 00:20:08,076
There's no hope for him now, Malloy.
393
00:20:08,077 --> 00:20:09,377
He's sufferin'.
394
00:20:09,378 --> 00:20:11,546
You know what we've gotta do.
395
00:20:11,547 --> 00:20:12,647
I know, Woody.
396
00:20:12,648 --> 00:20:16,488
But he's my hobo. I'll do it.
397
00:20:25,035 --> 00:20:27,824
- Hello?
- Hi, Malloy. It's Dr. Kuzniak.
398
00:20:27,825 --> 00:20:32,245
I just wanted to let you know that
there's no such thing as hobo rabies.
399
00:20:32,246 --> 00:20:37,406
Turns out I was tripping balls
on ecstasy yesterday. Bye.
400
00:20:37,407 --> 00:20:39,266
Poor old Hobo Larry.
401
00:20:39,267 --> 00:20:43,421
I'm gonna make sure he
gets a proper funeral.
402
00:20:43,422 --> 00:20:47,182
One of these days, Malloy, you are
gonna kill something that won't flush.
403
00:20:47,183 --> 00:20:53,083
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