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Thank you.

I can't believe my dad's making me go to this policeman's ball.

I mean, who wants to hang out with cops anyways?

Well, come on, babe. Free appetizers?

I can make you pizza bagels at home.

I know, but it's just not the same.

God, this is so unfair.

My dad still treats me like I'm such a little kid.

He doesn't want me to be a detective.

Thinks this is too dangerous.

I know he believes I'm going to fail.

He never takes me seriously.

You're going to have to do something to prove yourself.

I know you know that you have what it takes, but you're going to have to show

him somehow.

I know, but how?

Put him up.

What's it I'm gonna kick your ass

No,

seriously put this on why

Perfect. But it'll do.

Is this some kind of crazy S &M thing?

Because if it is, I'd be pretty into that.

You'll see soon enough.

No, no, there's no more room in the Gotham City Jail. We're way over

Thank you.

Hello.

Yes, of course I'm concerned about the graffiti problem. Just right now it's

a top priority.

Thank you.

Hello.

No, no, no, no. Keep those goddamn reporters away from Arkham. I don't want

turning into a media circus like last time.

Yeah, well, fuck you too.

Bye.

Hey,

watch it, honey.

You know who my father is.

Barbara. Sorry, Commissioner.

You found her on Skid Row.

Tangling a couple of muggers. She was holding her own, too.

Officer, you're dismissed.

Yes, sir.

Barbara, what in the world am I going to do with you?

Let me just get started by saying the police presence in certain areas of

needs to step up.

And I have plenty of suggestions for the dispatcher. Do you want to hear them?

You know, I might take you a little bit more seriously if you didn't run around

the city playing vigilante all the time.

This isn't a game, Barbara.

These are real criminals and real psychopaths, and they will kill you.

I'm not a little kid anymore, Dad.

I can protect myself.

You're untrained, unarmed, and you weigh 100 pounds soaking wet.

Put me in the training program.

Dad, this is where I belong.

I don't want to hear anything more about it.

Why don't you go home, clean yourself up, and I'll be there in a couple hours

get ready for the policeman's ball. Go.

Do I have to go?

Yes, you're being punished.

Damn it.

Oh, look who's here.

Hello. How are you doing?

Sounds like you're having a pretty bad day.

Yeah.

Wonderful. I was actually hoping you were going to say that.

You can do all the work.

You are the boss.

pressure one leg at a time.

Mm -hmm.

Amen.

Yeah, I'm looking at you.

Thank you.

um um

Thank you.

Morning. Morning.

Mmm.

That's a good boy.

Oh baby.

You're such a mess.

Oh God.

Hello? Anybody here?

Hello?

Hello? Is anybody here?

Anybody here?

Check out how I'll give the gun.

Touch yourself.

Feel so powerful.

I've dreamt of this.

It feels so free and powerful.

Great power, great responsibility.

And all things.

Ooh, Batman.

Ooh.

Oh, wow.

Oh,

my dear.

Robin. Robin.

Robin.

They'll take your eyes off the sky.

Aw.

Yes.

Whatever it takes to make sure justice is done.

Take that fucking clock and shove it back in your tank.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

Robin. Yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh,

I like that. Oh, yes.

Oh, I'm in a naughty little background.

Oh, yes.

Always be ready.

Hold her.

Stick her cock out.

As far deep as you can go.

Yeah, that's it.

Open your mouth wide. Let it go. Let it go. Oh, yeah. Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

Oh,

yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

We'll be right back.

Batman and Robin.

Oh yes.

You ready?

Yes.

Tight little bat pussy.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Who are you?

This place gives me the fucking creeps.

Imagine if any of these animals ever got out of their cages.

Good thing they're going to rot in here for the rest of their natural lives.

Isn't that right, freak?

Were you ever smart enough to think that to me, you're the freak?

Yeah, right.

All right, Vicki, you ready to do this?

Yeah, let's get this over with.

And speed.

This is Vicki Vale reporting from Gotham State Penitentiary, where the city's

most notorious villains are to be transferred to a new wing of Arkham

There they will stay for the rest of their lives, receiving no chance of

This city can sleep well knowing these dangerous criminals will never see

freedom. Thanks to Batman.

You're all going to die. You're all going to die.

You're all going to die. You're all going to die.

This is really distracting.

All right, you know what?

Fuck it. We'll do it live.

Fuck it.

Okay, going again in five, four.

Gotham? Hi, Mom. How do I look?

It's my lipstick on straight. I have a message for all you

sheep and mindless zombies.

There's a new commissioner in Gotham.

There's a new mayor, a new judge, and a new jury.

So get the fuck out of Gotham.

And for the rest of you, you're already dead.

And you don't even know it.

But don't fret.

Because when you smile, the whole world is smiling with

you.

Holy

shit,

Batman.

Well said, Robin.

Let's go.

We don't need it.

Who's that crazy chick with the botched facelift?

I've never seen her, but I know people.

Seems like one freaky broad.

You know, it's not nice to talk about people behind their backs.

How about showing a little gratitude?

Relax, Bianca.

Stuffing a toilet with people isn't exactly mission impossible.

I thought you said you didn't know her.

I'm a politician.

I lied.

Most leaders wouldn't like to be challenged.

Personally, I find it a valuable part of the process.

But as for the Freaky Broad...

Well... Now, anybody else feeling bold?

Good. We're going to combine our resources and get the Pac -Man.

Once and for all. Now shoo away, and I'll call you when I need you.

Remember our deal.

I always honor my dad.

Quinn, my love, make the penguin fly.

Thank you.

And as for you two, my darlings, come with me.

Well, aren't you going to have a seat?

for me to play with.

This will make a little pretty pie, huh? A little big penguin pie.

Give it to me.

She knows I'm not a very bad little girl.

I'm just a really bad little girl.

Like

the

tongue?

Like the tongue wrapped around your cock?

This isn't fair.

It's fun to make evil cute, isn't it?

But.

Oh, God, I want to climb back in.

Come, baby.

I want to come.

Ha ha ha!

You know those things will kill you.

We've got a problem with that, man.

I'm aware of that.

Mickey Vale has been kidnapped.

Gotham's worst criminals have been set free.

They're planning something now as we speak.

We've got to beat them to the punch.

There's more of them than there are of us.

But we've managed to even the score a little.

Mission accord.

I'd like you to meet Becker.

Nice to meet you.

You look familiar.

Have we met before?

No, I don't think so.

Well, virtually nothing is known about this green -haired woman except that

she's known on the streets as the Joker.

We've been looking for her for years.

The only real info we have is a surveillance video on a couple of recent

robberies.

Besides that, there's no record that she even exists.

We'll go on that for right now. We'll access the police computers to find out

these criminals' last hideout. Then we'll sniff around to try to find the

location. How do you have access to that information?

Don't worry about that.

People are starting to panic.

We have to resolve this quickly.

We cannot send a message that Gotham Law Enforcement will roll over and let

the... Bastards take over our city.

and a human subject.

Should I play a little? That won't be necessary.

Riddler, come on down.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Thank you.

You know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

It is.

Thank you.

Okay, gang.

The Joker is in any one of these two locations.

Spack girl, go to your father's office and arrange for police backup.

I thought I learned the whole department. Robin, you check out

I'll check out location two.

Got it?

Got it. Go.

What do you want with the commissioner?

Oh, we aren't after the commissioner.

He's not really our type.

So what are you after?

What do you think?

This pussy wants some pussy.

And if you want to ever see the commissioner alive again, you'll do what

tells you.

Do you want to see him?

Do you want?

I think.

Little girl!

I won't be needing this. Oh, no. It's no interest, baby.

I love

that warm little pussy.

It's close to me.

I might have to twitch it for you after all.

I'll do the other side too.

Bite.

Come on.

She's really pretty today, doesn't she? She is beautiful.

Why don't you put your face down?

You'll be making me cold.

He's sucking on her paw.

I like that.

You're innocent.

I've been so pure.

Look at the pussy, more pussy.

Pussy likes pussy.

He's a fucking kitty.

The weapons that we brought with us might be fitting for her.

Look at this kitty.

She likes toys.

I think you should turn it on. Yes.

Turn it on. I want to watch this bat fucking scream. Turn it on.

More.

It's intense.

I've never seen anything like that before.

I mean, all the vibrations still inside your pussy.

That's the pussy you wanted, right?

Oh, yes.

It's the pussy I came for.

She's already high on mine.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

You should play with the kitty.

Tell the kitty you wanna play with the pussy.

I wanna play with your pussy, pretty kitty.

I love the kitty's back.

I

see

your pretty little brain.

Just like that.

Come on, kitty. Bounce into the fucking bat.

Don't be lazy.

Come on.

Fuck the bat's face. Come on.

That's it. Play with that fucking cat.

Like when she slams her little fucking ass in your face.

Yeah, harder.

You want to fucking really take it? Come on, move into her fucking face.

Kitty.

But you're on a goddamn leash.

Oh, I might like that.

I know you would.

You're a good little fucking kitty, huh?

Come on, jump.

Kitty, you need a toy? Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah. The kitty wants a toy.

Oh, yes.

in your mouth in your mouth come on get the boy get it get it get it get it come

on come on harder

Kitty down down kitty just like that

Look at it. You even turned me on, didn't you?

You want to count as a little fucking bat, huh?

How's his vibrations looking?

That's a bat right there.

Yes. There's like a little kitty print inside of it.

What about me?

I think I'm getting the hang of this with you two.

Look, my ass flopped with your goddamn wings.

Should we put it in her ass?

Or her pussy?

I think there's more toys for the ass.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah. Deep inside your pussy.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

What?

Put it back inside. Make it hide.

Kitty likes very hard toys, doesn't she?

Oh, fuck!

Ooh, that'll do it.

Mm -hmm.

Night -night.

Let's see. Let's open her up.

Oh.

Oh, my pretty fucking hole's opening.

What are you guys going to do?

Stop.

Wait. Fuck yeah.

Here,

I'll hold her down.

Don't forget the cat Oh, I can't

I want to see your pussy come out.

Oh, honey.

Oh, honey.

Oh, honey. Oh, honey.

Screen A, Gotham Police File 1 -1A.

Screen B, File 4.

Screen B, Video 6 -3 -1A.

Screen C, Video 3 -B.

Someone tosses two babies at you.

Which one would you catch?

I ask the questions.

Where's Vicki Vale?

It's ten o 'clock, Commissioner.

Do you know where your daughter is? Shut up!

You don't know anything about my daughter. Don't I?

I know what she sounds like when she screams.

Your precious Barbara.

Oh, you should be so proud.

She put up such a fight.

What are you talking about?

Oh, you'll see.

You'll see.

Excuse me for a moment.

That really hurt.

Where is she?

What about the trip?

What?

If someone ties to you three babies, I don't know what you can't do.

There's a piece of paper in your pocket with three addresses on it.

Are you okay?

Vicky, wake up.

Hello, boy wonder.

Holy fucking shit, Batman.

God, man, I'm so sorry.

Robin did not die for no reason.

We have the Joker in custody, and it's only a matter of time before I... It's

only a matter of time before we capture the others.

I have some bad news.

The Joker escaped.

We have no idea how.

Shoot, what?

She must have infiltrated the police force.

Wait, Batman, I have to tell you something.

Damn it!

Barbara, Joker contaminated the water supply.

A mind control drug.

The entire city will be affected unless we find an antidote.

I can do this.

I know you can.

Dad, sorry it didn't work out how you like it to, but I'm not a little kid

anymore.

I can make my own decision.

And I've made this one.

I am Batgirl.

Be careful.

Just stay off the street.

We have no idea what effect the toxin will have.

Honey, you started without me, huh? You having a good time?

Honey, you okay?

this is getting a little bit weird

Yes, yes.

What's up?

Oh shit.

Good. Again?

Yeah.

The neurotoxins affect the brain's central pleasure center.

Any victims that ingest it become instantly powerful, crazed.

A fuck zombie?

For lack of a better term, yes.

So, what do we do?

The Scarecrow made this neurotoxin. Therefore, there must be some type of

antidote.

What are we waiting for?

Becker, all of your preparation, your training, your water deprivation, sleep

deprivation, water porting, none of it could have prepared you for what's

the Joker's mind.

I can do this.

Do not let her get inside of your head.

Let's go.

Hello, Batman.

I hope you didn't leave yet. That address I gave you, well,

it's wrong.

I was just joking.

You see, you forgot.

Never trust a joker.