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Your dad sent you
a letter to the office.
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Oh, please, let it be
his death certificate.
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Oh, wow. Your dad still gets
the actual newspaper.
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Being old must run
in your family.
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Huh?
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"You made the paper again. Dad."
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That's really sweet.
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No, it's psychological warfare.
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Every time I'm in the paper
for something embarrassing,
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he sends a clipping.
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Frank, did you leave
a panini on?
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Does Picasso leave
a painting unfinished?
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[alarm whooping]
-Fire! Fire!
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All officers must commence
emergency evacuation protocol.
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[Emily] Fire!
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Mush! Come on, mush!
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It's peein'!
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It's peein'!
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Move, jackass!
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[donkey brays]
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We got so many doves from
The Amazing Donald's estate.
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It's too bad
The Amazing Donald
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couldn't make
heart disease disappear.
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Hand me those reptile bags.
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But... I need these
for the snakes, man.
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You got pockets.
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[snakes hiss]
Oh my God.
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Oh my God. Oh my God.
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Oh my God, oh my God.
Oh my God.
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Dozen birds coming through!
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That was so awesome!
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You guys gotta try this!
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That's good.
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Keep it movin', people.
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And... time!
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I flew.
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For one glorious moment,
I could take to the skies.
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Great job, everybody.
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If that had been a real fire,
all animals would've survived.
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[snakes hissing]
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This was a drill?!
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♪ [vocalizing] ♪
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[Emily] Okay.
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Today is the grand opening
of our annex kennels.
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We are expecting lots of VIPs.
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Would I have liked a little
bit more time to get our
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sea legs as the newly
merged precinct?
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Yeah, absolutely.
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So, I'm gonna need all hands
on deck to get this done.
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Can I get an "Ahoy"? [laughs]
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The only thing that makes this
merger tolerable is knowing that
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someday the sun will explode
and destroy the entire planet.
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-Ahoy!
-Ahoy.
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Thank you!
So, Victoria and Daisy,
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I need you two on dog detail.
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I want all adoptable pooches
looking their best.
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That means scrubbed,
sheared and sexy.
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-Sexy?
-[Emily] Well, no one
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listens to me until
I say something awkward.
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Now, who wants to do
balloon arches?
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Affirmative. Everyone knows
I handle all things balloons.
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They called me "The Looner"
back in the two-three.
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My man has legit mylar skills.
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Sold. Templeton's doing
the arches.
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Yeah. I'll need two
experienced officers.
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I can give you...
Shred and Patel.
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[Templeton] Sure.
The Butterfinger brothers?
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-Dang it!
-[Templeton] I can smack 'em
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[snoring]
- back into shape.
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[radio static]
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Sorry, I nodded off.
What happened?
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So far, I'm supportive
of this plan
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and my lack of
involvement in it.
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Frank, you can either
tag in and help Templeton,
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or you can pick up Roman.
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Who, may I remind you,
is our sponsor?
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He requested a limo service,
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but given our budget,
the limo service...
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it's one of our trucks.
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That's like asking me
which grandparent
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I wanna get
a lap dance from.
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I guess... Templeton?
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Perfect. You can
moisten my balloon tips.
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I'm out.
I'll pick up Roman.
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Just remember,
it's his face on the flyers
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and his signature on the check,
so get him here in one piece.
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I promise nothing.
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I have to moisten
his balloon tips?
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S-slow down, baby, what do you
mean it's school policy?
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We have to invite
the entire class?
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Well, no. Of course.
Baby, I'm gonna handle it.
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Yeah. [chuckles]
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Do me a favor,
if I choke on this bagel,
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just don't resuscitate me.
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Buddy, I've seen you take down
a burrito in two bites.
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There's no way a bagel's
taking you out.
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-[Shred] What's up?
-My kid's birthday party.
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Supposed to be him and
a weird kid named Tom
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in the living room
playing board games.
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-[Shred] Mm-hmm.
-Now I have to feed 35 kids.
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-35?!
-35 kids!
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Dude, that's like
two bounce houses.
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Maybe I can get my kid canceled.
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Just gotta find out what
a nine-year-old finds offensive.
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[laughs]
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[Patel] Okay. Okay.
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Yogurt time! Oh...
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I didn't know you were here.
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I can come back later.
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No, no, no, no,
it's totally okay.
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This is everybody's kitchen,
it's the people's kitchen.
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Right. I know,
I just, I...
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I just don't want
things to be weird.
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It's not weird, we're just
two coworkers that know
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what the inside of each other's
mouths tastes like.
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Yeah, we were friends before.
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There's no reason why
we can't keep things platonic.
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Platonic is a great word for us.
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-Yeah!
-Also, really good movie.
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Are you sure you're not
thinking of the movie Platoon?
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-I am thinking of Platoon.
-Mm-hmm.
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But it's about army buddies
that work together
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with no romantic feelings,
so it-it kind of applies.
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That is us for
the next few months.
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Maybe my toast
will be done by then.
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[laughs]
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I do have to push it down.
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Like our feelings. [laughs]
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Ah...
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I'm gonna take my yo to go.
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-[laughs]
-Fo'sho...
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-[Victoria] Hey!
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Hey. Thank you so much
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for rolling with the punches
and helping Daisy.
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This might be a good
opportunity for you two to bond.
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You know, make it fun.
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Bitches washing bitches.
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I don't think I've ever heard
you actually curse before.
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Yeah, I hated it when
I practiced it in my office,
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and I hated it now.
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The thing with Daisy,
I don't think she loves me.
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[whispers] What?
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Yeah, whenever I walk
into a room, she just shouts...
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"Nope!"
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-Oh...
-Yeah.
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-Maybe it's like... no!
-Yeah...
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You know what?
I'll give it a go.
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But only because I don't
want that bald spot
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to get any bigger.
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Yeah, I have been
stress plucking again,
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[chuckles nervously]
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So... yeah.
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[door opening]
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Good lord.
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♪...get mad, get mad
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♪ I'm a VIP... ♪
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Trip. Please trip.
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Can you step outside
of the vehicle, sir, please?
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[laughs] No, I'm just kidding.
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No, but... seriously,
I'll be driving.
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You steal that uniform
from a Build-A-Bear?
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No, Emily swore me in
as an honorary officer,
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which is why
I'm allowed to drive.
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So... move over.
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You have two seating options.
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Passenger side or center
console.
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Emily, Frank won't let me drive.
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[Emily] Frank, be nice
and let him drive.
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When'd you call Emily?
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Before I left the house. Scooch.
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[sighs]
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[Frank] I can't believe.
I should've chosen Templeton.
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You might want to adjust
the mirrors and the seat.
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A joke about my stature.
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Sorry we can't
all be blessed with
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Frankenstein's height
and personality.
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It's a big vehicle.
You need clear lines of sight.
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All I see is a Sulky Sally
about to have
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the ride of his life.
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Okay.
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[Emily] Stay in
the truck, Frank.
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[Roman chuckles]
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Thanks for taking
over the wheel
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while I make some content.
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Oh, I wouldn't wanna
deprive the public
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of their daily garbage.
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What up, Romaniacs?
[imitates dog barking]
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Animal Control officer
Roman Park is in the heezy.
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Along with my driver,
Frank Shaw.
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Say hi, Frank.
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I do not consent
to being recorded.
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I'm being held
against my will.
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[fake laughter]
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[Dispatch] All available units.
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Dangerous dog reported
on Fourth and Madrona.
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Respond ASAP.
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Sergeant Park responding.
On it.
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N-no. No, no.
We are not on it.
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We're not by it, we're not
goin' anywhere near it.
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[Dispatch] It's your
call, Sergeant.
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N-n- he is not a sergeant.
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Thanks, darlin'.
We'll take it.
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Duty calls.
Like and subscribe.
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Bark!
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[imitates dog barking]
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Wrong shape.
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Uneven distribution.
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Terrible spiral.
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I almost lost my fingertips
tying these balloons off.
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Oh, your poor
little pinky winky?
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Man up!
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Where the hell's Patel?
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Honey, I'm on it.
I found this great party store.
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Tons of stuff.
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Kids like tomato juice, right?
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[Patel] Mmm!
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Nice of you
to make an appearance.
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You know there's two types of
people in the world, right?
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There's workers and
then there's shirkers,
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and all I see are two shirkers
right here.
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It's just party
decorations, bro.
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You need to relax.
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[high pitched]
Yeah, dude. Chill, bro.
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[laughs] I'm sorry.
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You know, helium's
a dwindling natural resource
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and this is how
you plan to waste it?
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[air hisses]
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[both laughing]
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Oh, my--
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-Dude, you really--
-I'm so sorry.
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-You sprayed me. I...
-I'm so... [mumbling]
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-I gotta go change.
-You're not excused.
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You're not excused!
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Seriously? Permission
granted for dismissal.
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-Ah... oop!
-Oh...
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[stutters]
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Is, uh, tomato juice.
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Uh, yeah. [laughs]
Well, it's--
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-Yeah, that's--
-[laughs]
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Well, as you were.
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Galloping gremlins.
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-Are you okay?
-Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm good.
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Yeah. It's... okay.
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Look at us.
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Two bitches washin' bitches.
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This is a male dog,
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and I don't like
being called a bitch.
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For the record,
I called us both bitches.
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-It wasn't specific--
-Oh, I'm sorry.
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I can't hear you
'cause I'm trying to work.
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Generally, we point
the hairdryer at the dog.
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Oh, yes. Right.
253
00:08:17,561 --> 00:08:18,229
Yeah.
254
00:08:19,364 --> 00:08:20,333
Poor little dog.
255
00:08:20,568 --> 00:08:21,937
-Hey.
-[Victoria] Hey.
256
00:08:21,970 --> 00:08:22,672
[Daisy] Hey.
257
00:08:22,672 --> 00:08:23,807
How are you two doing?
258
00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:25,077
-So good.
-Just peachy.
259
00:08:25,110 --> 00:08:26,112
Having so much fun.
260
00:08:26,145 --> 00:08:27,114
I love that.
261
00:08:27,181 --> 00:08:28,717
It's a huge day today, right?
262
00:08:28,751 --> 00:08:29,986
-[Daisy] Huge.
-It's huge.
263
00:08:30,020 --> 00:08:30,788
It's... it's...
264
00:08:30,821 --> 00:08:32,190
[Victoria] Stop plucking.
265
00:08:32,190 --> 00:08:33,560
Great.
266
00:08:34,060 --> 00:08:37,636
Frank Shaw limo service,
transporting morons since 9AM.
267
00:08:37,669 --> 00:08:38,303
[Emily] Hi, Frank.
268
00:08:38,504 --> 00:08:39,105
I'm not micromanaging
you at all.
269
00:08:39,506 --> 00:08:41,776
I'm just making sure that Roman
is still alive.
270
00:08:41,810 --> 00:08:43,747
He is alive and kicking,
mostly because his feet
271
00:08:43,780 --> 00:08:45,083
can't reach the floor mats.
272
00:08:45,250 --> 00:08:47,087
We decided to take a call.
273
00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:48,858
Frank, that man
is our sugar daddy.
274
00:08:48,891 --> 00:08:49,726
Do not let him get mauled.
275
00:08:49,993 --> 00:08:52,565
Don't worry, I told him
to stay inside the truck.
276
00:08:52,598 --> 00:08:53,767
[truck door closes]
Oh. Gotta go.
277
00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:55,036
[stuttering] Don't! No, d--
278
00:08:55,036 --> 00:08:56,038
[barking]
-Hi!
279
00:08:56,072 --> 00:08:57,040
Roman! No, no.
280
00:08:57,040 --> 00:08:58,610
Relax, Frank.
281
00:08:58,610 --> 00:09:01,916
I've built an empire breaking
unbreakable dogs.
282
00:09:03,119 --> 00:09:05,056
Quiet-ah!
283
00:09:06,660 --> 00:09:07,394
[Roman] See?
284
00:09:07,562 --> 00:09:10,567
And this is why
I have a pear orchard
285
00:09:10,601 --> 00:09:12,872
and you're relegated
to being my chauffeur.
286
00:09:12,939 --> 00:09:16,045
I actually chose to drive
your fun-sized body around.
287
00:09:16,045 --> 00:09:18,049
Shockingly, it was better
than the other option.
288
00:09:18,083 --> 00:09:20,253
But I thought you ran
this precinct.
289
00:09:20,420 --> 00:09:22,224
Boy, how the mighty--
290
00:09:22,257 --> 00:09:23,594
[growls and barks]
-Oh!
291
00:09:23,628 --> 00:09:24,996
Oh my God! [yells]
292
00:09:25,765 --> 00:09:27,133
[Roman] Make it stop!
293
00:09:27,133 --> 00:09:28,135
Frank! Help me!
294
00:09:28,169 --> 00:09:29,639
[screams] Help me!
295
00:09:29,639 --> 00:09:31,041
-Oh, Roman, this is great.
-Help me!
296
00:09:31,475 --> 00:09:33,012
Just one more time,
beg for your life.
297
00:09:33,145 --> 00:09:35,316
Yeah, I wanna get
a close-up of your face.
298
00:09:35,350 --> 00:09:36,986
-[squealing]
-Yeah. There it is.
299
00:09:37,955 --> 00:09:38,723
Okay.
300
00:09:38,757 --> 00:09:39,826
I've finished another cluster.
301
00:09:40,060 --> 00:09:41,930
[Patel] You're doing great,
almost there.
302
00:09:41,964 --> 00:09:44,201
Glad to hear you guys
are finally paying the arch
303
00:09:44,234 --> 00:09:45,772
the respect it deserves.
304
00:09:45,772 --> 00:09:47,273
You did this to me.
305
00:09:47,273 --> 00:09:48,309
One more push!
306
00:09:48,343 --> 00:09:49,979
[groans]
307
00:09:51,115 --> 00:09:53,988
[Patel] It's a blue!
308
00:09:54,388 --> 00:09:55,691
Here. Hold him, Daddy.
309
00:09:55,725 --> 00:09:57,394
It's a blue. Congratulations.
310
00:09:57,662 --> 00:09:58,329
-Get out!
-Whoa.
311
00:09:58,530 --> 00:10:00,667
I'll finish the keystone
grouping myself.
312
00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:01,736
Get out!
313
00:10:02,170 --> 00:10:03,339
Done.
314
00:10:03,339 --> 00:10:04,643
What's taking you so long?
315
00:10:04,676 --> 00:10:05,978
I'm, like, five dogs
ahead of you.
316
00:10:06,011 --> 00:10:07,815
Yeah, you keep cherry-picking
all the lap dogs.
317
00:10:07,815 --> 00:10:09,952
From what I've heard,
your lap could use a break.
318
00:10:09,986 --> 00:10:12,023
Okay. What the hell
is your problem with me?
319
00:10:12,057 --> 00:10:13,761
You wanna know what
my problem is with you?
320
00:10:13,794 --> 00:10:15,731
-It's why I asked.
-You did Templeton dirty.
321
00:10:15,765 --> 00:10:17,100
Wait. Seriously?
322
00:10:17,133 --> 00:10:18,838
-Mm-hmm.
-Are you referring to
323
00:10:18,838 --> 00:10:19,839
when he stalked me?
324
00:10:19,839 --> 00:10:20,607
-He's not stalking
-Yeah.
325
00:10:20,808 --> 00:10:22,778
And then he sent me
weird New Zealand gifts.
326
00:10:22,811 --> 00:10:25,718
Those gifts were thoughtful
and background-specific.
327
00:10:25,751 --> 00:10:26,719
He's a total creep!
328
00:10:26,719 --> 00:10:28,456
He is layered.
329
00:10:28,456 --> 00:10:29,693
[imitates cat meow]
330
00:10:29,693 --> 00:10:31,462
Drip, drip!
You Wetty Betty's doing
331
00:10:31,496 --> 00:10:32,832
my calendar idea?
332
00:10:32,832 --> 00:10:34,068
What do you need, Iced-T?
333
00:10:34,101 --> 00:10:35,872
This precinct continues
to disappoint.
334
00:10:35,938 --> 00:10:38,142
My unit sapped the helium
tank doing wacky bits.
335
00:10:38,176 --> 00:10:40,681
You know what? I'm gonna
go get some, because...
336
00:10:40,881 --> 00:10:43,520
I think they sell some
a long way away from here.
337
00:10:43,587 --> 00:10:46,025
Yeah, sure, like I'm gonna
trust you with a noble gas.
338
00:10:46,058 --> 00:10:48,028
You're probably gonna
huff it out of a sock.
339
00:10:48,062 --> 00:10:49,197
The thing is...
340
00:10:49,231 --> 00:10:52,403
your insults aren't landing
because your uniform shirt
341
00:10:52,437 --> 00:10:53,741
is tucked into your underwear.
342
00:10:53,974 --> 00:10:55,343
And your breath smells.
343
00:10:57,715 --> 00:10:58,415
Why don't you go with her?
344
00:10:58,650 --> 00:11:00,287
I'm gonna go back
to the arch and finish
345
00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:01,155
doing these units orally.
346
00:11:01,422 --> 00:11:04,094
Your bagpiping skills
have saved yet another party.
347
00:11:04,127 --> 00:11:05,129
Oh, I know.
348
00:11:05,496 --> 00:11:06,966
Bettany?
349
00:11:07,502 --> 00:11:09,004
-Bettany!
-Hey.
350
00:11:09,037 --> 00:11:10,006
You okay?
351
00:11:10,340 --> 00:11:11,643
Yep, yep.
352
00:11:11,776 --> 00:11:13,614
Are your pants
caught on that hook?
353
00:11:14,014 --> 00:11:15,483
A little bit.
A little bit, yeah.
354
00:11:15,483 --> 00:11:17,153
I was organizing
the leashes and yeah
355
00:11:17,153 --> 00:11:20,059
my belt loop got snagged
when I reached up to, um,
356
00:11:20,126 --> 00:11:20,827
get that basket.
357
00:11:21,061 --> 00:11:22,264
Yeah, okay, well,
let me help you down.
358
00:11:22,264 --> 00:11:24,468
No, no, no, no!
I'm fine. That's fine.
359
00:11:24,468 --> 00:11:25,203
Okay.
360
00:11:25,403 --> 00:11:26,973
Actually, my toes
are going numb, so...
361
00:11:27,006 --> 00:11:28,710
Yeah. Here I just--
I gotta grab.
362
00:11:28,777 --> 00:11:30,112
-Okay.
-Sorry.
363
00:11:30,112 --> 00:11:31,181
-Oh.
-Here.
364
00:11:35,991 --> 00:11:38,362
I feel like we keep getting
caught in moments that are--
365
00:11:38,362 --> 00:11:39,999
Yes. I-I agree.
366
00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:42,838
-Of all the days. Right?
-Yeah.
367
00:11:42,838 --> 00:11:45,243
Sorry. So, I'm...
I'm gonna get back to erecting--
368
00:11:45,277 --> 00:11:46,779
I--uh... blowing.
369
00:11:46,813 --> 00:11:48,315
No! Sorry. Uh...
370
00:11:49,384 --> 00:11:50,319
Arch.
371
00:11:50,554 --> 00:11:52,825
Yeah, that's-that's good
'cause this is a place of work.
372
00:11:52,858 --> 00:11:55,196
So let's, uh, let's all-
let's all get back to work.
373
00:11:58,269 --> 00:11:59,338
[Roman sobs] Help me!
374
00:11:59,438 --> 00:12:02,410
You wanna see how a real
animal control officer does it?
375
00:12:02,410 --> 00:12:03,814
[dog continues barking]
376
00:12:03,881 --> 00:12:05,917
-Yeah...
-But this has been really fun.
377
00:12:07,153 --> 00:12:08,322
Ta-da!
378
00:12:09,257 --> 00:12:10,527
[dog barking]
379
00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:12,030
Bon appétit.
380
00:12:12,430 --> 00:12:13,967
[dog snarls]
381
00:12:14,536 --> 00:12:15,436
All right, here we go.
382
00:12:15,470 --> 00:12:16,472
Easy oven mitt.
383
00:12:16,673 --> 00:12:18,142
Good job, girl.
384
00:12:18,442 --> 00:12:19,512
We did it!
385
00:12:20,146 --> 00:12:20,981
Whoo!
386
00:12:21,281 --> 00:12:22,985
All right, do you wanna skip
the embarrassing part
387
00:12:23,018 --> 00:12:24,822
where I ask you if you need
help getting down?
388
00:12:24,856 --> 00:12:25,490
No, I got it.
389
00:12:25,725 --> 00:12:27,160
[Roman groans]
390
00:12:27,194 --> 00:12:28,162
[Roman] Uh-huh.
391
00:12:30,768 --> 00:12:32,036
Oh...
392
00:12:32,070 --> 00:12:33,473
I caught my belly on a wiper.
393
00:12:33,707 --> 00:12:34,942
Okay, girl.
394
00:12:34,942 --> 00:12:36,145
We're taking the highway.
Come on.
395
00:12:36,178 --> 00:12:37,581
No, I caught my belly
on a wiper.
396
00:12:37,581 --> 00:12:38,315
I'm serious.
397
00:12:38,516 --> 00:12:40,319
You wanna get something
to eat on the way?
398
00:12:40,319 --> 00:12:41,556
Help me. Help me.
399
00:12:44,996 --> 00:12:47,033
Is there any chance
you did that old-man thing
400
00:12:47,066 --> 00:12:48,235
and forgot to record?
401
00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:50,273
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
I got it.
402
00:12:50,675 --> 00:12:52,377
Oh. Flashlight's on.
Hold on.
403
00:12:52,410 --> 00:12:53,914
People look up to me, Frank.
404
00:12:53,948 --> 00:12:56,218
If that leaks,
thousands of dog owners
405
00:12:56,218 --> 00:12:58,556
will abandon
my training methods.
406
00:12:58,556 --> 00:12:59,893
Oh, no, no, no.
It won't leak.
407
00:13:00,060 --> 00:13:02,096
I'm gonna post it intentionally.
408
00:13:03,065 --> 00:13:04,235
Well, it doesn't matter.
409
00:13:04,268 --> 00:13:06,405
At least he'll get a laugh
out of it.
410
00:13:08,610 --> 00:13:09,579
Oh, who?
411
00:13:09,913 --> 00:13:12,183
Nobody. Just my dad.
412
00:13:12,217 --> 00:13:13,920
He thinks I'm a freakin' joke.
413
00:13:13,953 --> 00:13:16,225
If he wants to confirm that,
I can send him the video.
414
00:13:16,258 --> 00:13:19,064
I've always been
the black sheep of the family.
415
00:13:19,098 --> 00:13:21,035
All my brothers are
multi-hyphenates.
416
00:13:21,035 --> 00:13:22,404
Like engineer-professor.
417
00:13:22,572 --> 00:13:24,007
Doctor-researcher.
418
00:13:24,007 --> 00:13:25,844
Yeah, well, so are you.
Virgin-leprechaun.
419
00:13:25,844 --> 00:13:27,180
I've been bedded.
420
00:13:27,213 --> 00:13:29,585
You can't relate to any of this
because dads love
421
00:13:29,585 --> 00:13:31,188
strapping, dim brutes like you.
422
00:13:31,188 --> 00:13:34,128
Just to be clear, you're still
asking me for a favor.
423
00:13:34,161 --> 00:13:35,531
Just go ahead and post it.
424
00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:36,599
Or don't post it.
425
00:13:36,633 --> 00:13:38,169
It doesn't matter.
I don't care.
426
00:13:38,202 --> 00:13:38,937
It--
427
00:13:39,104 --> 00:13:40,941
My earliest memory is my father.
428
00:13:40,975 --> 00:13:42,878
I had an in utero-recollection.
429
00:13:42,911 --> 00:13:43,947
-Ah! Okay.
-It was how to--
430
00:13:43,947 --> 00:13:45,283
Stop it. Stop.
I'll delete it.
431
00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:47,220
I just gotta watch it
one more time.
432
00:13:47,253 --> 00:13:49,424
[Roman] Help me! [squeals]
433
00:13:50,694 --> 00:13:52,364
- [squealing continues]
-[sighs]
434
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:55,571
[Shred] We got a man down here!
We got a man down!
435
00:13:55,604 --> 00:13:57,006
I found him like this.
436
00:13:57,006 --> 00:13:58,610
Whoa, hey, you all right, buddy?
437
00:13:58,643 --> 00:14:00,212
You're a little grayer
than usual.
438
00:14:00,246 --> 00:14:02,518
That arch is filled
with my life force...
439
00:14:03,386 --> 00:14:05,090
I gotta get it outside.
440
00:14:05,423 --> 00:14:06,192
Otherwise-
- Easy.
441
00:14:06,425 --> 00:14:09,364
-how will people know
where the entrance is?
442
00:14:11,068 --> 00:14:13,172
Okay. I can't do it.
443
00:14:14,374 --> 00:14:15,510
Oh, boy.
444
00:14:15,677 --> 00:14:17,380
It's all too much.
This whole thing.
445
00:14:17,881 --> 00:14:21,355
One minute I'm at the two-three
playing ping-pong with the boys,
446
00:14:21,723 --> 00:14:23,593
thinking I'm gonna retire there,
447
00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:25,330
and then I'm reassigned.
448
00:14:25,496 --> 00:14:28,469
New place, new people.
I'm just supposed to start over?
449
00:14:28,937 --> 00:14:31,342
-I'm almost 40 years old.
-That's really tough, man.
450
00:14:31,342 --> 00:14:32,945
No, there's no way
we're the same age.
451
00:14:32,979 --> 00:14:34,247
I'm just ramblin'.
452
00:14:35,049 --> 00:14:37,320
My oxygen levels have plummeted.
453
00:14:37,387 --> 00:14:38,422
My vision's...
454
00:14:38,723 --> 00:14:41,562
...blurred. You guys are
kinda backlit right now, like...
455
00:14:42,430 --> 00:14:43,900
...two angels.
456
00:14:44,736 --> 00:14:48,176
Hey, you know, we do fun stuff
here at the two-two, right?
457
00:14:48,209 --> 00:14:50,179
You know, we actually,
we hang out at the rooftop
458
00:14:50,212 --> 00:14:52,383
on Fridays and, you know,
we play cornhole, drink beers.
459
00:14:52,417 --> 00:14:53,052
It's super fun.
460
00:14:53,285 --> 00:14:53,753
Yeah, you could
bring your friends.
461
00:14:54,154 --> 00:14:55,557
We could have, like,
a tournament.
462
00:14:55,557 --> 00:14:56,659
We'd destroy you, but...
463
00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:58,630
That'd be fun, I'd like that.
464
00:14:58,663 --> 00:14:59,966
-Good!
-Yeah.
465
00:15:00,568 --> 00:15:03,205
Okay. Tremors just...
they're going away.
466
00:15:03,205 --> 00:15:04,675
And the vision's coming back.
467
00:15:05,376 --> 00:15:05,978
Nice.
468
00:15:06,178 --> 00:15:07,948
Let's get 'er outside,
horse me.
469
00:15:07,981 --> 00:15:09,251
There you go,
all right.
470
00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:10,419
He's back!
471
00:15:12,123 --> 00:15:14,294
I can't believe Templeton
made you babysit me.
472
00:15:14,328 --> 00:15:16,265
Is he blackmailing you?
Because I can help.
473
00:15:16,298 --> 00:15:19,606
Do you know I got my cousin out
of Scientology using only wigs.
474
00:15:19,639 --> 00:15:20,708
It's not like that.
475
00:15:21,475 --> 00:15:24,615
Last year, I went through
a messy divorce.
476
00:15:24,648 --> 00:15:25,984
It got very contentious.
477
00:15:25,984 --> 00:15:28,156
I don't know your ex,
but I side with him.
478
00:15:28,156 --> 00:15:29,559
I didn't say it was a him.
479
00:15:29,592 --> 00:15:30,728
Oh. Really?
480
00:15:30,728 --> 00:15:31,596
Okay, it was a him.
481
00:15:31,730 --> 00:15:32,532
And he left me.
482
00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:35,003
And then all of a sudden
I was a single mom
483
00:15:35,036 --> 00:15:36,205
working a full-time job.
484
00:15:36,238 --> 00:15:38,944
And Templeton saw that
I was struggling and...
485
00:15:39,244 --> 00:15:41,983
he wanted to help, so he sent
groceries to the house.
486
00:15:42,016 --> 00:15:43,987
Not once, but every week.
487
00:15:44,021 --> 00:15:44,689
Grooming 101.
488
00:15:44,889 --> 00:15:46,659
Most kidnappers are
someone you know.
489
00:15:46,693 --> 00:15:48,229
And he never took credit for it.
490
00:15:48,262 --> 00:15:50,433
The deliveries were anonymous,
but I know it was him
491
00:15:50,433 --> 00:15:52,638
because he always included
my favorite truck snack,
492
00:15:52,838 --> 00:15:54,609
those little bags
of wet olives.
493
00:15:54,976 --> 00:15:57,180
[sighs] Templeton is a good man.
494
00:15:58,650 --> 00:16:00,086
Wet olives?
495
00:16:00,588 --> 00:16:02,691
That's the saddest part
of your story.
496
00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:04,529
Hey.
497
00:16:04,562 --> 00:16:06,265
Got Templeton's helium.
498
00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:08,236
There's extra in case you wanna
mess with his tires.
499
00:16:08,269 --> 00:16:10,006
You might want to take
it easy on Templeton.
500
00:16:10,039 --> 00:16:11,308
What is happening today?
501
00:16:11,341 --> 00:16:13,179
I know it's weird,
but he was talking to us,
502
00:16:13,212 --> 00:16:15,082
and instead of wanting
to fight or flee,
503
00:16:15,115 --> 00:16:16,485
I just...
I wanted to hug him.
504
00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:17,420
Ew, did you do it?
505
00:16:17,655 --> 00:16:19,525
No, of course not, but the fact
that I even wanted to...
506
00:16:19,558 --> 00:16:21,529
Yeah, he was acting
like a human.
507
00:16:21,563 --> 00:16:22,564
Maybe he's...
508
00:16:22,931 --> 00:16:25,069
just a dick
and not a total dick.
509
00:16:25,269 --> 00:16:27,508
Okay, everybody. Gather up!
510
00:16:27,841 --> 00:16:29,311
[Emily] I know
everyone's really busy.
511
00:16:29,311 --> 00:16:31,448
Can we just gather round?
512
00:16:31,683 --> 00:16:33,520
We are T-minus five
513
00:16:33,587 --> 00:16:34,622
to the opening,
514
00:16:34,655 --> 00:16:36,325
and the mayor is here.
515
00:16:36,358 --> 00:16:38,162
Good time to bring up
the city's homelessness?
516
00:16:38,195 --> 00:16:39,966
No, not the day,
not the place, Frank.
517
00:16:40,299 --> 00:16:42,337
Whew! Does anyone have
any last words
518
00:16:42,370 --> 00:16:44,274
before we go wow Seattle?
519
00:16:44,509 --> 00:16:45,777
-I do.
-You... oh.
520
00:16:45,811 --> 00:16:47,146
-Where my boys at?
-[Emily] Okay.
521
00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:49,117
Ah! There they are.
522
00:16:49,150 --> 00:16:51,054
-Us?
-If I could combine two people
523
00:16:51,088 --> 00:16:52,490
into one person,
524
00:16:52,991 --> 00:16:54,528
the world would say
I was insane.
525
00:16:54,962 --> 00:16:56,465
Not for playing God.
526
00:16:56,800 --> 00:17:01,342
But for using my gifts
to create such extreme...
527
00:17:01,509 --> 00:17:02,712
uselessness!
528
00:17:02,745 --> 00:17:04,080
[shocked group reactions]
529
00:17:04,214 --> 00:17:06,252
Victoria, you were late
with my helium.
530
00:17:06,285 --> 00:17:07,754
And you should be ashamed
of yourself
531
00:17:07,788 --> 00:17:09,091
for bullying a female officer.
532
00:17:09,091 --> 00:17:09,859
-But I am a female--
-Quiet.
533
00:17:10,093 --> 00:17:12,163
Frank, you've probably
disappointed me somehow.
534
00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:13,098
[Templeton] Emily.
535
00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:17,174
All of this reflects poorly
on your leadership skills.
536
00:17:17,207 --> 00:17:18,408
[shocked group reactions]
537
00:17:18,442 --> 00:17:20,213
[Shred] Templeton,
what just happened, man?
538
00:17:20,213 --> 00:17:22,250
-That is where I draw the line.
-Yeah, no, you don't get--
539
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:24,420
[overlapping arguing]
540
00:17:24,454 --> 00:17:25,322
He's trying to help y'all out.
541
00:17:25,590 --> 00:17:27,594
I am feeling better and better
about choosing Roman.
542
00:17:27,628 --> 00:17:29,565
[whistle blows]
[overlapping arguing]
543
00:17:29,598 --> 00:17:30,400
Enough!
544
00:17:30,568 --> 00:17:33,472
My attempts to integrate
this precinct
545
00:17:33,506 --> 00:17:36,579
into a cohesive unit have just,
they have failed.
546
00:17:36,612 --> 00:17:39,284
So, thank you for putting me
in the awkward position of
547
00:17:39,284 --> 00:17:40,352
being pro-segregation.
548
00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:43,159
So, here's what
we are going to do.
549
00:17:43,159 --> 00:17:44,629
Put on some fake smiles
550
00:17:44,662 --> 00:17:47,367
and pretend to be
one happy work family.
551
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,368
Okay?
552
00:17:48,603 --> 00:17:50,306
I said fake smiles.
553
00:17:50,306 --> 00:17:52,511
♪
554
00:17:55,416 --> 00:17:58,389
Hello to our community,
and our special guests,
555
00:17:58,422 --> 00:18:01,295
and welcome to the
Northwest Seattle division
556
00:18:01,328 --> 00:18:05,069
of Animal Control's grand
opening of the Roman Park park.
557
00:18:05,102 --> 00:18:07,373
We did do several
workshops of the name,
558
00:18:07,407 --> 00:18:09,278
and that is gonna be the name.
559
00:18:09,311 --> 00:18:10,947
Our deepest thanks go out
560
00:18:10,981 --> 00:18:14,121
to Roman Park, whose generosity
has allowed us to build this--
561
00:18:14,154 --> 00:18:15,089
Oh my god.
562
00:18:15,356 --> 00:18:17,326
Thank you so much, Emily,
for that amazing introduction.
563
00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:19,330
-I wasn't--
-I haven't prepared anything.
564
00:18:19,330 --> 00:18:21,735
American humorist Josh Billings-
- Oh, okay.
565
00:18:21,735 --> 00:18:26,879
said, "A dog is the only thing
on Earth that loves you
566
00:18:26,913 --> 00:18:29,418
"more than he loves himself".
567
00:18:29,418 --> 00:18:32,925
These workers at Animal Control
are incredible!
568
00:18:32,958 --> 00:18:33,860
Whoop-whoop!
569
00:18:34,127 --> 00:18:36,599
They honestly don't get
the recognition they deserve.
570
00:18:36,599 --> 00:18:40,607
Which is why I have
a surprise for you.
571
00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:41,709
Emily.
572
00:18:41,743 --> 00:18:42,744
A tug, please.
573
00:18:44,214 --> 00:18:46,284
[applause]
574
00:18:48,790 --> 00:18:49,892
It's so real.
575
00:18:49,926 --> 00:18:51,262
Look at that slob.
576
00:18:51,295 --> 00:18:52,363
Oh, wait, that's me!
577
00:18:52,363 --> 00:18:53,666
[Frank] What the hell?
578
00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:54,500
[laughs]
579
00:18:54,835 --> 00:18:57,407
Emily, it looks like you're
cupping Shred's acorns.
580
00:18:57,742 --> 00:18:59,344
Oh. Uh... um....
581
00:18:59,545 --> 00:19:01,281
[Frank] Park, what is wrong
with you?
582
00:19:01,314 --> 00:19:02,450
Don't you know you're
not supposed
583
00:19:02,484 --> 00:19:03,653
to make fun of fatsos anymore?
584
00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:06,225
Ah, Templeton here
did me a solid
585
00:19:06,258 --> 00:19:09,164
and gave me a picture
of you from your academy days
586
00:19:09,197 --> 00:19:09,965
for inspo.
587
00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:12,571
How dare you show
the world how I see myself?
588
00:19:12,605 --> 00:19:14,207
Of course your dad hates you.
589
00:19:14,241 --> 00:19:16,712
Do you really think
a dad could hate this face?
590
00:19:16,746 --> 00:19:17,681
No, he loves me.
591
00:19:17,915 --> 00:19:20,520
We just spent the weekend
together at Seattle Kite Fest.
592
00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:24,327
I read simple beasts
for a living, Frank,
593
00:19:24,361 --> 00:19:27,601
and I tell you,
you reek of daddy issues.
594
00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:30,674
There's gotta be a way
to recover lost footage.
595
00:19:30,908 --> 00:19:32,476
Flashlight's on!
596
00:19:33,813 --> 00:19:35,349
[Emily] Freeze, balloon bandit!
597
00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:37,220
[laughs] Wait, but really...
598
00:19:37,253 --> 00:19:39,257
What... what are you doing?
599
00:19:39,257 --> 00:19:41,395
Uh, I'm just, uh, you know.
600
00:19:41,428 --> 00:19:43,265
-Excuse.
-Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
601
00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:45,637
Are those the missing
cupcakes and the solo cups?
602
00:19:45,804 --> 00:19:48,209
Patel, our city councilman
had to drink out of
603
00:19:48,242 --> 00:19:49,444
a dog bowl this afternoon.
604
00:19:49,477 --> 00:19:51,516
I'm runnin' a little low
on cash, so...
605
00:19:51,516 --> 00:19:53,853
I decided to borrow
some supplies
606
00:19:53,886 --> 00:19:54,621
for Danny's birthday party.
607
00:19:54,855 --> 00:19:56,826
Okay well, happy birthday,
Danny, but...
608
00:19:56,859 --> 00:19:57,426
Thank you.
609
00:19:57,661 --> 00:19:59,665
Why didn't you just
come to me?
610
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,368
Well, it's embarrassing.
611
00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:02,370
Okay, what about this?
612
00:20:02,637 --> 00:20:05,610
We have been looking to add
a community outreach officer
613
00:20:05,610 --> 00:20:06,612
at the precinct.
614
00:20:06,646 --> 00:20:09,350
Yeah. It'd be an extra
five bucks an hour.
615
00:20:10,386 --> 00:20:11,555
Will you throw in a company car?
616
00:20:11,589 --> 00:20:13,425
I will not,
but I could give you
617
00:20:13,458 --> 00:20:14,796
a special lanyard
for your ID.
618
00:20:14,829 --> 00:20:16,866
I could give that
to Danny for his birthday.
619
00:20:16,866 --> 00:20:17,601
I think he'd like it.
620
00:20:17,801 --> 00:20:19,605
Let's just make it six more
bucks an hour.
621
00:20:19,906 --> 00:20:21,542
- Deal.
-'Kay.
622
00:20:21,542 --> 00:20:23,880
I really appreciate you
taking care of me, boss.
623
00:20:24,749 --> 00:20:26,351
-Thank you.
-Yeah.
624
00:20:26,385 --> 00:20:28,421
Just watch behind me
'cause I can't see much.
625
00:20:31,061 --> 00:20:32,429
Good night, Emily.
626
00:20:32,631 --> 00:20:33,633
Oh, hey.
627
00:20:33,867 --> 00:20:34,968
Night, Shred.
628
00:20:37,775 --> 00:20:38,843
[both laugh]
629
00:20:38,877 --> 00:20:39,612
[Emily] Oh, um...
630
00:20:39,845 --> 00:20:41,448
-Um, do you wanna go, or...?
-You-you can go.
631
00:20:41,482 --> 00:20:43,018
-Yeah?
-Oh, it's... [laughs]
632
00:20:43,018 --> 00:20:44,588
Ah... all right.
633
00:20:48,428 --> 00:20:49,765
♪ [music swells]
634
00:20:49,799 --> 00:20:52,370
♪ Ooh
635
00:20:52,403 --> 00:20:54,440
♪ I'm sweetly bitten
636
00:20:54,474 --> 00:20:57,279
♪ Left completely
smitten by you ♪
637
00:21:00,353 --> 00:21:01,889
[Frank] A nice end
to a bad day.
638
00:21:02,925 --> 00:21:04,595
All right, you're home.
639
00:21:06,566 --> 00:21:07,567
Frank.
640
00:21:07,868 --> 00:21:09,470
That was so...
641
00:21:09,805 --> 00:21:11,942
Fun! Oh my god!
642
00:21:11,976 --> 00:21:13,278
I burned you.
643
00:21:13,312 --> 00:21:14,447
You burned me.
644
00:21:14,447 --> 00:21:15,683
We got in a crate.
645
00:21:15,717 --> 00:21:17,453
Till next time.
Right, man?
646
00:21:17,453 --> 00:21:18,657
I don't ever wanna
see you again.
647
00:21:18,690 --> 00:21:20,426
Yeah! I know.
I'm tired too.
648
00:21:20,459 --> 00:21:21,629
But wanna hear
a song about it?
649
00:21:21,629 --> 00:21:22,764
-Nope.
-Yeah, I do too.
650
00:21:22,764 --> 00:21:24,702
Okay. Right. Come on.
Stick around.
651
00:21:24,735 --> 00:21:29,511
[singing] ♪ Frank and I
had fun today. ♪
652
00:21:29,544 --> 00:21:34,588
♪ Nothing beats the jokes
and the games we play. ♪
653
00:21:34,621 --> 00:21:38,930
♪ Frank and I had fun today.
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