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Moetan 8

This is the eighth episode of Moetan, but...

Something is wrong.

Like... is it getting too ridiculous?

It's lost its impact.

The thing is, it's becoming too serious.

Director, how about this:

A girl goes... PWAH... and a flowery scene pops up!

A girl goes... PWAH... and a flowery scene pops up!

That's just flowery stuff, though.

Then let's do this:

We'll make everyone strip.

Ah! That's nice!

But if we do that, the original author will complain...

What are you saying, Mr. Scriptwriter?

You're good at it, right?

Stripping girls.

Uh... T-That's...

It's entertainment!

The answer is to increase the amount of girls!

Director, what should we do?

Let's do it.

A-Are we really doing that?

We don't know what will happen...

Sex appeal is scary...

Sex appeal is scary!

But the director can do it!

The world is full of sex appeal!

The human race thrives because of sex appeal.

Yay! That's our director!

That's his incomprehensible logic!

Mama! Can I come in, too?

Mama! Can I come in, too?

My, my! What a spoiled child!

I can't?

It's all right. Come in.

Okay!

Together with her "Mama"... in the shower.

They were careless today.

I'm not going to let this chance slip!

Okay!

That Karks, he would be really envious!

What's wrong, Ink-chan?

It's nothing!

Yes, a young woman!

Arks has no clue...

what's going on in this mansion.

Ka-kun.

What are you doing?

Sumi!

Could it be... you were peeking into the bathroom?

Could it be... you were peeking into the bathroom?

D-D-Don't say such nonsense! There's no way I would do that.

D-D-Don't say such nonsense! There's no way I would do that.

I wouldn't do such a thing!

Don't look at me like that.

Suspicious.

Don't... touch me there...

This sure is suspicious.

No, don't!

Ojou-sama.

Ruriko-san!

Ojou-sama, did you already do the English problems?

Y-Yeah...

Y-Yeah...

Probably six problems...

Or maybe just five...

Ojou-sama...

What will happen if you can't even do that many problems?!

By being that retarded...

You could cause the world's society to collapse!

Eh? Really?

Really!

What should I do?

If you understand, then hurry up and get in the shower!

T-That's right!

That's right!

Huh? What the hell is this anime...

Suspicious...

This is too suspicious!

Remi-chan?

Ah, Ink!

Good morning.

What's wrong, Remi-chan?

Is something wrong with Rina-chan?

Don't you think it's suspicious?

Huh? Why?

Our Rina is...

Our Rina is...

Our Rina is...

unexpectedly working on her sex appeal!

To worry about her personal appearance...

Don't tell me... Don't tell me... Don't tell me!

Don't tell me... Don't tell me... Don't tell me!

Don't tell me... Don't tell me... Don't tell me!

She acquired a lover or something!?

It's certainly possible...

Ah! I wonder who it is. Let's ask her.

Wait! You won't get an answer just by going in there and asking her!

Furthermore, if we push her too hard, she'll surely get mad.

We have to observe from here where she won't notice us.

For the time being let's observe her condition today.

You understand?

Okay~. So then, who knows the answer to this problem?

Okay. Tanaka-san, please translate.

Sure. Let's see...

"No matter how many hundreds of times you've been betrayed, don't lose the desire to make friends."

It's 「Tomodachi ni narou to suru kimochi wo ushinawanaide hoshii. Tatoe nanbyaku kai uragirareyou to.」

T-That's correct. Tanaka-san, well done.

Even though Rina-chan was supposed to be bad at English... amazing!

Ri~na~chan.

What is it, Ink?!

Let's go home. Okay?

Don't touch me!

Rina!

Let's chase her!

So... gotta head home quickly or I'll miss my TV drama.

Oh no! How annoying!

It's not like I wanted to let them see me or anything!

Why are you chasing after me?

Say Rina! Did something happen recently?

Do you mean YOU CHASING ME?

I mean besides that.

No, nothing besides that!

Really?

Yeah.

REALLY?

What's wrong with you?

No, nothing.

You're acting weird!

You're the one acting weird!

Taking a close look now, what is going on?

Those glossy lips, those beautiful eyes and that smile!

You are definitely hiding something!

It's that man!

Rina!

Rina-chan.

Rina-chan...

...don't tell me...

...that guy...

THAT MAN?

I'm 98 cm.

I'm 73 cm.

Oh no! How annoying!

Geez~

Nooo! Perverts!

Geez~, don't look!

W-What's wrong with them?

Just because she's a little younger...

Geez~, it's just because you are perverts!

Where are you looking?

Rina!

Rina-chan!

What's wrong?

NOOOOO!

You guys...

W-What?

Heave ho! FLY AWAY!

Heave ho! FLY AWAY!

Scram!

What are you guys doing?!

You can't go out with that man, Rina-chan!

No matter how much money you might want!

You guys really are acting weird.

Leaving that aside, the crepes here are really delicious!

Huh? The reason you started running just now was...

Don't tell me... you wanted to buy these crepes?

Yeah, but why?

Did something happen?

Guys... what's wrong?

Are you not taking the car home this time?

No, normally I want to walk to school, too... but I...

...oversleep every morning, right?

Otherwise you'd be late, huh?

It hurts!!

GREAT!

I don't know what happened just now, but thanks to it I saw something really nice.

Magical change!

Bright!

Magical action!

Magical machine gun!!!

If you hadn't come...

I wouldn't have had to kill you!

Continue firing at him until your barrel glows!

EAT THIS!

I'm... beaten?

I'm... beaten?

She's... an ace!

Geez~, kids these days don't know an adult's charms.

If only I could be just a bit younger...

With things going like this...

I wonder if I can still get married...

It's pitch black! Is this hell?

This is... not hell, it's heaven! HEAVEN!

This is... not hell, it's heaven! HEAVEN!

I hear you, I hear you!

I hear the cries of people in love trouble...

The sorrow of people in pain...

Because the ears of rabbits are big!

Dandy Mask is here!

Who the hell are you?

You are?

Dandy Mask.

You ain't wearing a mask!

It is only an accessory.

The gentleman with the red tulip!

Let's see, as for this English sentence...

What the hell, kid!?

I'm sorry.

The police don't care about "I'm sorry"!

Don't come closer!

Don't say that, come on.

Get yours! Here!

At least listen to me!

HEY!

Fine then!

Can I at least ask you to...

Clean where it's dirty?!

Here! Come Here!

Stop! Somebody help me!

Up here, you villain!

Who the hell are you?!

Who am I? Oh yeah, I'm...

Dandy Mask!

You ain't wearing a mask!

It is only an accessory.

You want to fight...?

Are you okay? Pretty Girl?

Yes.

Pretty girl.

Yes.

H-Hey!

Oh, pretty girl.

Uhh... d-don't ignore me!

Activate the V-Dandy Max!

Ready.

V-Dandy Dream!

So we meet again.

This is definitely destiny!

Ojou-san, you must not follow me.

Farewell.

Bye-bee!

What the hell is wrong with you!?

What are you thinking?!

Activate the V-Dandy Max!

Ready.

The gentleman with the red tulip!

I'm burning!

Hey.

What is it?

What could it be?

Your homes aren't this way, right?

Why are you following me?

Because... because... you are...

What's up with me?

It's not like that, Rina.

Something is fishy about you...

T-That's because... look!

T-That's because... look!

It's because this Super Health Land is here!

Huh? Yeah...

We've wanted to come here for a long time.

Ink wouldn't shut up about how she wanted to come here.

Super Health Land, huh?

Yeah, it's not a bad idea to come to such a place from time to time.

Yeah, right? So, let's go in!

Say, Remi-chan.

Your breasts sure are big!

You think so?

But yours are cute!

Hey, Ink, I'm going to head in.

Wait a second. Do you understand, Ink?

We have to make her talk here somehow!

Okay. I know!

A "friendship through nudity" scene!

Remi will be like an old man!

So, I'm heading in.

I hear the sound of bouncing breasts.

I wonder if mine will get big, too...

Ink-chan!

Huh? Mio-chan, why are you here?

Because of the scenario...

Huh?

Never mind that, never mind that, hurry up and undress!

Ah, geez~ Mio-chan!

What's wrong?

Mio's are a bit bigger than mine...

Ah, Ink-chan. Wait!

Ink-chan!

*boing*

It's huge!

Yeah!

The water is nice and hot...

Yeah...

It's the best!

Yeah!

Say, Rina.

What is it?

You've been wearing...

Um...

Makeup and stuff, right?

Yeah, I just started recently.

But you hated makeup before - what changed?

Well...

Alrighty then, it's time for my turn in this public bath!

Did somebody come in?

Isn't that the teacher from the school?

Why is she dressed like that?

So, let's go into the bath...

Wah! What a cute plushy!

How cute!

This is normally not my taste, but I can't turn them down in the flesh!

What is this?

It's always my turn!

Jackpot!

What a weird creature!

Jackpot!

I won't whine!

Jackpot! This is definitely my turn!

Say, Mio-chan.

What is it, Ink-chan?

Isn't the water nice?

Yeah...

ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!

Somehow it's really noisy out there.

Remi!

The truth is... The truth is... I...

There is a reason why...

I was wearing makeup.

It's okay. You don't have to tell me.

Everyone has a secret or two.

Remi...

It's all right! Our friendship won't fail just because of that.

Remi!

I'm sorry that I asked something weird.

Remi!

Rina.

Rina...

You are... you are...

You are... you are...

Such a good friend!

Rina...

Remi.

Rina?

Remi!

Rina?

Look at this...

This...

Acne?

This is embarrassing for me, but...

Actually, even after I took care of the acne, it wouldn't go away.

So you tried to hide it with makeup?

Yeah.

What's with that? Don't worry about such a thing!

Y-Yeah.

Yeah, yeah yeah.

Y-Yeah.

Yeah, yeah yeah.

This is a 'Reverse Card Open'!

Would you like to see what death is like?

Say, Mio-chan.

What is it, Ink-chan?

Somehow it's really noisy.

It's really noisy!

I was in the bath for too long so I'm dizzy now.

But... I wonder where Ah-kun went off to.

What is it? What is it?

Go forth!

Moetan Corner!

Hello, I'm Shiratori Alice.

Today's Moetan Corner is:

「Kuruma de ANIME SONGU wo daionryou de kiitetara, tsuukounin ga furimuita.」

If we translate this into English...

Did you memorize it?

Pay especially close attention when stopping at traffic lights.

So then, see you again!

Next time on Moetan: The wind... flows.