Original subtitles

So, as today is the last day before the school fair,

please do your best, everyone.

Yes, President!

Wow, the school fair!

I can't wait!

Ink!

Let's do the design for the teacher's lounge.

OK.

And this lantern...

Don't bring that out in front of us!

I'm sorry.

But who decided on a "Ghost Cafe" anyway?

I though it was a good idea.

Ink!

Huh?

What's wrong?

What's with you?

So cute...

Ink, that look...

It's wonderful!

Ink, you're so cute!

MAJIKARU CHENji de ABC

Perform a Magical Change with an ABC!!

Saisho wa ne, wake wakerimasen

You know, at the beginning, I had no clue...

Oyakusoku henshin PO-ZU

...of the much desired transformation pose.

Teki wa doko seigi wa dare CAST OFF

Where is the foe? Where is the justice? Cast off!

Tsuyosou na mahou no jumon

A magic spell that seems strong...

Kirakira to hikaru watashi wa

...and me sparkling...

Igai to kawaii kamo ne

...might make me unexpectedly cute!?

Sekai no heiwa yori

Rather than peace on the world

Ano hito ga shiawase naraba sorede ii no

I'm fine as long as that person is happy.

Onna no ko wa mijikana ai ni ikiru no yo

Girls live for a short romance!

Soredemo ki ni naru

Still I'm a little concerned.

Minna no egao ga kieru no wa yada

I don't want everyone's smile to vanish.

MAJIKARU CHENji de ABCDEFG

Perform a Magical Change with an ABCDEFG.

kotoba de motto tsunagare kokoro ni genki

Let's connect our joyful hearts with words.

MAJIKARU shichatte H wa HEROINE

The "H" in this magic stands for heroine.

Yobareteru wa HELP ME

Someone is calling "Help me!!"

Iku yo matte matte mattete

I'm coming, so just wait, wait, wait for me.

MAJIKARU tondeke MAJIKARU FURAINGU houki wa iranai

With the magical flying, I don't need a magic broom.

GO TO SKY

Go to sky

HAI

Yeah!

MAJIMERO kettei MAJIKARU TI-CHA-

Serious decision, magical teacher.

PASUTERU sanjou XYZ

Pastel here I go! XYZ!

YAY

YAY!

And then, and then...

Shiratori Alice-chan will perform an outdoor concert,

so it will be a very lively school fair!

You have to come.

Yes, I understand.

I have to see you dressed up as a ghost.

Will Nao-kun be dressed as a ghost too?

Yeah!

I can't wait to see that.

But I don't like scary things.

Then why don't you come with papa?

Looks like he doesn't like ghosts either.

If I come, you have to stay with me, alright?

Don't go in a dark place with Nao-kun.

Dark places?

Together with Nao-kun in a dark place...

Are you alright?

Y-Yes...

No, Nao-kun, that's embarrassing.

Silly, don't worry about that.

I'm standing by you,

so that I can hold you.

Nao-kun.

Nao-kun!

Ink.

Ink!

Ink!

Nao-kun!

Ink-chan! Ink-chan!

Don't go to another world!

Come back to mama, Ink-chan!

Ink-chan, come back!

The School Fair Is Targeted

Time fluctuated...

And that movement,

is what allows the order of change to be corrupted.

I'm sorry I'm late.

It's alright, don't worry.

I'll always trust in you.

You're sweet-talking again.

Today, at the royal palace-

I trust in you.

There's nothing to lose if I try.

Welcome!

How about coming to the Ghost Cafe?

It's fun!

Want to go it?

Two people incoming!

Bye bye!

They're really scared!

Milady! Milady!

Oh, Ruriko-san. Welcome!

Is this where milady's classes are held?

Come on, Ruriko-san, go in.

Milady.

I don't mind entering, but this place is a Ghost Cafe, right?

Yes, it is.

May I comment on something?

Your costume...

My costume...

...is not a ghost, it's a demon.

Then, I'll be entering.

What on Earth is going on in there?

What?

You bastards!

Ink-san, Ink-san.

What is it, Miho-san?

Working at the ghost café is a good part-time job, isn't it?

But...

Isn't 30 yen way too low a wage?

I don't really know about that, but I'll ask the manager about it!

Please.

Ink.

Nao-kun.

Ink, you're going to scare people if you start screaming like that.

What's wrong?

I was going to tell you that it's time for the next shift, and that you can take a break.

I see.

It's OK.

I'll take care of the rest, so go take a break.

Okay?

N-Now...

I'll...

trip!

Are you alright?

Are you alright, Ink?

Nao-kun!

Ink!

N-Now...

Welcome!

What would you like to order?

Please come this way.

Huh?

Wha-wha-what?

Where's Nao-kun?

So, red-hot fireball shaved ice, right?

Damn!

Hey, miss, do you want to try?

Shooting gallery?

T-That's...

Kanjiline?!

That's too bad!

Here's a sexy-old-man plush!

I don't need this!

One more time!

Let's go, Kanjiline!

There!

Analysis:

Taking aim: 2.53 cm to 3 o'clock.

Loading bullet.

Oh, man, you were so close!

Report: the target took zero battle damage.

Correcting error to 0%.

Initiating wartime procedures.

Preparing to fire.

Doubling firing power.

Mio: taking off!

Mio, you way think it will fall, but it won't yield to your bullet.

Go! Go! Go!

Fall! Fall! Fall!

Long live Moegino High!

Mission accomplished.

One does not care to acknowledge the mistakes of one's youth.

Huh? Ink-chan's mama?

How long have you been watching?

The whole time.

Have you see Ink-chan anywhere?

I was supposed to meet her here.

Mama! Mama!

Ink-chan, what's with that outfit?

This is a costume for the ghost café.

But Japanese ghosts are supposed to have white as their base color...

White Base...

I'm all dirty!

You're such a helpless girl.

She really does look like a grade schooler!

Everyone, sorry for the wait!

Shiratori Alice-chan is here!

Alice-chan!

Alice, you're the best ever!

Isn't that the man who exploded a while back?

Master!

What?! That's him?!

Master, you were alive?!

A crisis is approaching the Earth.

What did you say?!

The Lord of Destruction has started his plans.

Listen, Arks.

We cannot let this tragedy to happen again.

We must protect this beautiful planet!

Master!

Master...Master!

I swear I will protect my second home. I will protect the Earth!

You truly are...my disciple.

Master...

Master...

Master!

Alice-chan!

You're not making any sense...

Well then, how's everyone doing?

Huh? What...?

Mama? Mama!

What's going on?

Ink, this is magic!

Welcome to the World of Dreams.

Welcome to my world.

Together, we're Moetan! Bam!

Well, we managed to get away...

Ink, look!

This is...

The Dream and Illusion Space!

Yes.

This is where we fought Karks, in the magical field known as DAIS.

Also, whoever created this is a very skilled magician.

You're...!

Alice?!

Welcome to my labyrinth.

Labyrinth?

Why are you doing this?

You shouldn't involve innocent people!

Are you worried about the safety of others?

Of course!

I never though I'd hear those words coming out of your mouth.

I'll cut to the chase!

Arks, I'm here to test you!

I'm here to see your true nature!

My true nature?

You mean the fact that he's a pervert?

Shut up!

Arks!

If you truly do care about others,

you should be able to escape the three traps I set for you in this school.

Traps?

You cannot refuse.

Because everyone in this school is my hostage!

Even mama and Mio-chan?!

Ink.

You have two hours.

If you manage to clear the traps by then, everything will go back to normal.

However, should you fail, you will remain trapped in this space forever.

Now then, I shall watch your true nature reveal itself.

Alice!

Alice!

What do we do, Ark-kun?

Anyway, we don't have time to waste!

Let's go, Ink!

Magical Change!

Pastel Ink!

Man, it was so lively a second ago, and now nobody's here.

Nao-kun, are you alright?

Ink, there's a weird magical girl...

Magical girl?

Ink.

You meant Sumi-chan?

I'm glad your alright.

I won't go easy on you!

Magical Stick!

Special Summon!

Neko-san Attack!

Cut it out, Sumi-chan!

Why are you attacking us?

Shut up, you impostor!

Ink, she suddenly started attacking me.

Who on Earth is she?

She keeps saying we're fakes, but isn't she acting like a fake?

Could it be...

Sumi-chan.

What?

Let's both answer a question.

Something only the real Sumi-chan would know!

Sumi-chan's pajama is...

One...two...

A cat costume!

Mind your own business!

Next.

My favorite sweet is...

One...two...

Vanilla ice cream!

You're such a child.

Last question.

The most perverted guy is...

One...two...

Ark-kun!

Kark-kun!

To hell with you two!

Huh?

You're the real one?

Then who's the impostor?

Hey, get a clue already!

Nao never calls you Ink when you're in this form!

He calls you Pastel Ink-sensei, doesn't he?

I though you wouldn't be able to realize it...

It's my loss.

Congratulations!

You have cleared the first trap: Suspicion!

I'm so glad you're the real Sumi-chan!

We cleared the first trap!

You played me for a fool...

But that was just a taste of what's to come.

The real trail starts here.

Then, if we don't clear the remaining traps...

Yes.

I love the sea.

Huh?

Over here!

I heard a strange voice coming from this room.

It's very suspicious!

Indeed.

The physics lab, huh?

It could be a real tough trap this time.

Is anyone there?

Wow, it's pitch black!

Where's the light switch?

Oh, I see.

It's not a trap, it's that old man.

You guys want some?

Hell no!

It would probably lead this story in an unrelated direction.

Fools.

Fools!

Fools!

Fools!

Behold!

Fried noodle tentacles!

Serves you right for letting your guard down!

Where are the strong ones?

Where?!

Here!

Take this, you fake old man!

Pecking Attack!

Now, Karks!

Shining Hammer!

Let there be light!

Is this the power of your bond?

The second trap has been cleared!

Congratulations!

You did it, Ark-kun!

Kark-kun, you're amazing!

We don't have time for this.

Let's find the last trap.

Oh, yeah.

But what do we do? We're out of time!

Don't panic!

You have to remain clam in these situations.

Where's the next trap?

Listen, we've cleared "Suspicion" and "Bond".

So what's the last keyword?

Alice said she wanted to see my true nature...

Suspicion...that was the keyword for when we suspected Sumi of being an impostor.

Bond...between me and Karks.

We formed it seven years ago when we worked together in the Magic Kingdom.

That leaves...

Ink!

Ark-kun!

Hey, what are you doing?!

Arks!

The game's over, Alice!

I-I don't know what you're talking about!

Unfortunately for you, this was the third trap.

The keyword is...

"Trust"!

I'm impressed, Arks.

Ark-kun isn't just a normal pervert?!

Shut up!

If you think about it, it will make sense.

It started when we entered the lab.

I heard a strange voice coming from this room.

Ink was the one to notice is first.

But, Ink, who said it was suspicious, entered with no hesitation.

She didn't seem to doubt that only the old man was inside.

That conduct was quite strange, considering the indecisive Ink.

You should have studied Ink's behavior better.

So, when did she switch places with Ink?

The moment we entered the dark lab.

Wait, that only took a few seconds!

You don't really think she could have made the switch on such a short time-

Ink, who's scared of dark places, wasn't afraid after she walked inside.

Wow, it's pitch black!

When Sumi said that, Ink should have...

But strangely, she didn't.

Oh, you're right.

Also, Ink was the one who took point.

We were in darkness, yet she remained calm.

WOW! Just like an adult seeing through a child's plot!

Absolutely correct, Aks.

It seems you really trust in this Ink girl.

But, unfortunately for you, time's over.

No, actually, there was no time limit to begin with.

I know...because I trust in you too.

I trust in you.

It's alright, don't worry.

I'll always trust in you.

Trust...Trust...

Trust...

Today I was indeed defeated.

I'm sorry, but I'll never give up.

Not until I bring you to justice.

Sorry.

Get off me already!

You're heavy!

That last thing I said...

That was really just a bluff...

But...

Why...is this happening?

You idiot...

You idiot.

Arks, you're an idiot!

Nija ga ukanda houkou kara

From the direction where the rainbow started...

Raketekuru koukiatsu

...the atmospheric pressure comes down.

Koko de aitai na

I want to meet you here.

Hai hai hai hai ha

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Sora ni egaita KAPPU kara

The weightlessness overflows...

Afuredasu mujuuryoku

...from the cup drawn in the sky.

Koko de aitai na

I want to meet you here.

Hai hai hai hai ha

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Migi wo mite mo hidari mite mo kankenai yo

It doesn't matter if you look left or right.

SUKIPPU kirami yurayura to

Sparkling, swaying, and skipping...

Nagareru you ni TORUNE-DO

...flowing like a tornado.

SUTEPPU funde furafura to

Making a step forward, unsteadily...

Matataku you ni PURAZUMA BI-MU uchinuite

...shooting the sparkling plasma beam through.

SUKIPPU kirami kirakira to

Sparkling, swaying, and skipping...

Hirameku you ni PITAGORASU

...flashing like Pythagoras.

SUTEPPU funde harahara to

Making a step forward and getting excited...

Maichiru you ni PURANETARIUMU

...scattering down like a planetarium.

Samayoi nagara maru ha SUKIPPU

Skipping while wandering around.

Moetan Corner!

Time Sheet

When I wrote XYZ,

the message board disappeared....

Today's Moetan Corner is:

Time Sheet

Japan's most requested song

Song of Praise no.13

It translates into:

Time Sheet

No, it's not over yet!

Did you memorize it?

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Trouble

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