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Answer me!

Stop!

Thanks for the hard work, Alice-chan.

You worked real hard, Alice-chan.

Thank you as well.

Alice, your new single made it straight to number 3!

It's a really good start!

There's been no other wonderful single lately, so everyone's really excited!

It's not on first place?

Huh?

Did you say something?

No, it's great that it's on third place!

I'll keep working hard!

By the way, it seems that tomorrow you can take that break you've been wanting.

Really?!

It was really hard to convince the sponsors.

So you take a good long rest.

Thank you, Mitsuki-san!

Alright.

I finally have some free time...

MAJIKARU CHENji de ABC

Perform a Magical Change with an ABC!!

Saisho wa ne, wake wakerimasen

You know, at the beginning, I had no clue...

Gyakusoku henshin PO-ZU

...of the much desired transformation pose.

Teki wa doko seigi wa dare CAST OFF

Where is the foe? Where is the justice? Cast off!

Tsuyosou na mahou no jumon

A magic spell that seems strong...

Kirakira to hikaru watashi wa

...and me sparkling...

Igai to kawaii kamo ne

...might make me unexpectedly cute!?

Sekai no heiwa yori

Rather than peace on the world

Ano hito ga shiawase naraba sorede ii no

I'm fine as long as that person is happy.

Onna no ko wa mijikana ai ni ikiru no yo

Girls live for a short romance!

Soredemo ki ni naru

Still I'm a little concerned.

Minna no egao ga kieru no wa yada

I don't want everyone's smile to vanish.

MAJIKARU CHENji de ABCDEFG

Perform a Magical Change with an ABCDEFG.

kotoba de motto tsunagare kokoro ni genki

Let's connect our joyful hearts with words.

MAJIKARU shichatte H wa HEROINE

The "H" in this magic stands for heroine.

Yobareteru wa HELP ME

Someone is calling "Help me!!"

Iku yo matte matte mattete

I'm coming, so just wait, wait, wait for me.

MAJIKARU tondeke MAJIKARU FURAINGU houki wa iranai

With the magical flying, I don't need a magic broom.

GO TO SKY

Go to sky

HAI

Yeah!

MAJIMERO kettei MAJIKARU TI-CHA-

Serious decision, magical teacher.

PASUTERU sanjou XYZ

Pastel here I go! XYZ!

YAY

YAY!

It's already started!

That was Shiratori Alice's "English love word".

It's over...

What I are you doing? You're so noisy.

I wanted to wach Shiratori Alice, but it's over.

Alice-chan?

Here.

This is the song that's most popular right now, "Englsih love song", by Alice-chan.

"English love song"?

That sounds really old fashion.

It feels like it's from the 80's.

But I'm not really sure.

So that's why it's so nice.

I'm not really interested.

I don't know about you, but idols are supposed to have large breasts.

Did you know, Ink?

Having big breasts is a cause for the lighthouse effect.

Is that so?

The weight of big breasts causes the world to sink.

That will result in the Alpha, J-Type.

And due to it's massive energy, it will cause the world's temperature to spike.

This is the newest theory.

Well, to put it simply:

Fat people sweat a lot, right?

This is the same.

Wow, Ark-kun, you're really amazing!

That's why flat chests are beneficial to Earth.

Ink, you have to take care of that flat chest of yours.

Yes!

I'll cherish my flat chest...

Mind your own business!

The lens...

The Idol Within Time

Milady.

It's time.

Milady, please wake up.

Milady.

Waving the evil knife in the pitch black night...

...using the screams to gush out the fresh blood...

The Devil slowly asked:

"Is the future you wish for bright, or is it dark?".

"There is but one answer".

"To use the dark knife and carve out the cursed heart that guides you to the dark side".

"Welcome to the bloody hell!".

"Your heard shall be part of my collection".

He's here! The Devil appeared!

I have no choice then to use the secret holy technique!

FACE FLASH!

Huh?

Good morning,

milady.

I think I just had a nightmare.

Milady, you're imagining things.

That reminds me, milady,

Aren't you supposed to be watching the television production at Moe Tree park today?

You're right! I have to hurry!

But, why?

Shiratori Alice-chan might be there.

So there's no way I'm going to miss it!

I see.

There's a person much cuter then milady coming, isn't there?

What's that supposed to mean?

Then, I'll go and prepare the car.

I'm a little cute...too...

Huh, did you say something?

N-Nothing!

Is that so?

Let's go!

Let me go!

I'm still sleepy! I want to sleep more!

I can't see.

I can't see anything.

Huh?

Sumi-chan!

You came to see the filming too, Sumi-chan?

That's none of your business.

Don't get so close to me!

Huh? Really?

Huh? Alice-chan isn't coming?

I'm so disappointed.

What?! Alice-chan isn't coming?!

I took a day off just for this...

Guess it's time for spring hibernation.

Alice-chan isn't coming...

It's so disappointing.

Isn't she just on a break and hanging out with some guy?

Who knows what kind of secrets idols are keeping these days?

Huh? That's not true!

But, like you said,

Alice-chan's profile hasn't really been made public.

I should think there are a lot of mysteries, or...

Ink, something happened!

Hey, Sumi! We have to go too!

Alright!

Magical Change!

Pastel Ink!

Ark-kun, you're drooling again.

It's an old habit, deal with it.

Yeah, yeah.

Magical Flying!

Magical Change!

Magical Flying!

Wait for me, Ink!

Fake time.

Fake humans.

And the fake me.

Uhm, Alice-sama.

What's wrong, Ra-kun?

Alice-sama...you look...very lonely.

I'm not lonely.

That's right, there's no point in feeling lonely.

Alice-sama.

Time will start moving soon.

After that, we'll only have to wait until the seeds grow.

Over there!

A kindergarten?

Hey, are you alright?

Ink, move!

Wow! This is a pretty nice sight!

Hey, Ka-kun, don't sleep now. Look!

I hear the screams of young girls!

A weird old man...

It's creepy!

A weird old man?

A strange man just barged into the classroom.

For now, you should take the children and run.

Leave the rest to us.

I understand.

Everyone, let's go.

Just like a movie bad guy, to attack a kindergarten.

OK, let's go, Ink!

T-This is...

What's with this old man?

Hey, it's the old guy who ate too much and almost choked!

Hey!

Yes?

Both of you, sit down!

You know, I...

I just...

"I just"...?

I just wanted to go to Akihabara!

I wanted to buy a limited edition hand strap, so I queued there for the night!

All I wanted was that, and what does society do?

They looked at me like I was a pervert!

Come on, calm down.

You...

You understand my feelings?

Yeah, a little.

You really understand?

Look at this.

I bought this!

You pervert!

Let's call the police and go back!

Yes.

Wait!

This guy isn't the reason the magical phone reacted!

What?

What is this?

Isn't that a magical octopus from the Magic Kingdom?

Why is it here?

This is dangerous, Sumi!

Huh? Why?

Because this guy...

It seems that it came out of its seed.

I'm Shiratori Alice.

I'm Shiratori Alice.

Ka-kun, what about this guy is dangerous?

Don't tell me...

It can spit liquid that dissolves through out clothes?

Does it use embarrassing attacks?

It's too embarrassing!

No, this guy's specialty is-

Then, I'll use magic and-

It's useless.

This guy's specialty is absorbing magic.

Using magic attacks on him is useless.

What? Then what can we do?

Usually, magic octopuses don't cause trouble.

Why is this one?

That's...

Are you alright, Pretty Girl?

Dandy-san!

Yes!

Leave this octopus to me.

Sorry, Pretty Girl.

Here comes an interruption.

See you again!

Hold it!

What's this?

Why?

What's with all the noisy people?

No, don't use an embarrassing attack on me!

Ark-kun, what do we do? If this keeps up...

Leave the rest to me!

Stop it! You're still...

Arks!

Pops, your body can't take it!

This isn't the time for that.

But if you keep pushing yourself, you'll...

Arks, you idiot!

Don't you understand?

Look at this beautiful planet.

The Earth is beautiful.

Somebody has to protect it.

That burden should not fall on you guys.

It must fall on those who have lived many years here.

Do you understand?

Pops...

We've only known each other for a short time, but I'm glad we met.

Pops!

Children, I leave the rest to you.

Pops...

POPS!

Uhm, Ark-kun...

Your stories climax was so exciting, it made the octopus explode.

Ink.

I'll say this for your sake.

Don't mind the details.

That is a law you must learn in order to survive in this world.

That's good, though, this development was dangerous.

It seems everyone has gathered, so...

Today was awful.

I didn't get to see Alice-chan.

A giant octopus appeared.

And a weird old man exploded.

I'm exhausted.

It's already this late?!

Ark-kun, I'm going to Nao-kun's place!

Yeah, have a nice trip.

Magical Change!

Well, I'm off!

What a clumsy girl.

Magical Flying!

Magical Change!

This presence...

Where? Where is it?

You were able to sense my presence.

As expected, Arks.

Who the hell are you?

I am Alice.

Alice?

Hey, that's dangerous! What are you doing?!

You must pay for your sins.

Sins? I don't know what you mean,

but I'm already paying for them.

That's why I was sent to the human realm in this form!

Silence!

The sins you've committed are unforgivable!

And you will die for them!

Wait! I don't even know what's going on!

Oops, I forgot something.

Ark-kun?

That's strange. Where did he go?

Why are you after me?

I don't even know you!

You might not know me, but I know you!

Damn!

There's nowhere left to run.

I will never forgive you!

This is bad.

With my current magic abilities, I have no chance to defend myself against her!

You're finished!

Stop!

Ark-kun, are you alright?

How dare you hurt Ark-kun?!

Didn't you do this?

So you are the magic user who made a contract with Arks.

I'm sorry, but you are no match for me.

I have nothing against you, but prepare yourself!

Huh?

Are you alright?

I'll let you go for today.

But...

The next time we meet, you'd better be prepared.

Bad end.

Are you alright, Alice-sama?

I'm alright, just a little tired.

Don't-Don't push yourself.

Using magic in the human realm is harder then I expected.

And you're tired from your job as well...

It's alright.

I won't force myself anymore.

I'm sorry I'm late.

I thought you wouldn't come by today.

Oh yeah, I have some parts I don't understand.

So, this is:

It means:

I see.

Sensei.

I know we're supposed to be studying, but look...

Oh, Alice-chan.

Today's special guest is Shiratori Alice-chan.

Hello!

Alice-chan is really cure, isn't she?

Yes, she is.

You mean you like girls like Alice-chan?!

Oh, no, sensei.

I only said that she's cute.

I see. Thank God.

I think you're pretty cute too.

Don't make fun of me!

Come on, back to studying.

Yes, yes.

I'm sure this Alice girl was behind the octopus this morning.

The problem is, why am I her target?

I'm back.

Welcome back.

Hey, Ink.

What?

It's about the magic user we met today...

It might be related to my case in the Magic Kingdom.

Really?

Anyway, we have to look out for her next move.

Ink-chan, you can take a bath now.

OK, I'm coming!

Then, I'll join you.

You're staying here!

Damn.

Nobody can stop time, now that it started moving.

Nija ga ukanda houkou kara

From the direction where the rainbow started...

Raketekuru koukiatsu

...the atmospheric pressure comes down.

Koko de aitai na

I want to meet you here.

Hai hai hai hai ha

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Sora ni egaita KAPPU kara

The weightlessness overflows...

Afuredasu mujuuryoku

...from the cup drawn in the sky.

Koko de aitai na

I want to meet you here.

Hai hai hai hai ha

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Migi wo mite mo hidari mite mo kankenai yo

It doesn't matter if you look left or right.

SUKIPPU kirami yurayura to

Sparkling, swaying, and skipping...

Nagareru you ni TORUNE-DO

...flowing like a tornado.

SUTEPPU funde furafura to

Making a step forward, unsteadily...

Matataku you ni PURAZUMA BI-MU uchinuite

...shooting the sparkling plasma beam through.

SUKIPPU kirami kirakira to

Sparkling, swaying, and skipping...

Hirameku you ni PITAGORASU

...flashing like Pythagoras.

SUTEPPU funde harahara to

Making a step forward and getting excited...

Maichiru you ni PURANETARIUMU

...scattering down like a planetarium.

Samayoi nagara maru ha SUKIPPU

Skipping while wandering around.

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