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[OPENING]

[A Part]

[B Part]

[Part C]

[ENDING]

[Moetan-Corner]

We really screwed up...

Eh? W-What did we screw up?

We made it through 12 episodes...

but looking back on it...

it was all smut! There was no content at all!

Basically, the girls are stripping too often.

Especially in episode 8 - what was that?

T-That was everyone's decision!!

Even the original author was really in an uproar.

He couldn't figure out how we could've done that.

That's why I said that we shouldn't...

Enough with your excuses!

Listen up! If the DVD doesn't sell...

how are you going to take responsibility?

Eh? Me take responsibility? Me??

You know, our customers are fed up with the old-fashioned Moetan.

If we utilize the same style again, they won't buy the DVD.

In that case, you'll be finished in this business.

Come now, calm down, Mr. Bandai Visual.

Ah! Director, please don't say my real company name.

This time how about this: Let's end Moetan.

But the customers will feel even more betrayed...

But you know, they're already fed up with it.

And on top of that it won't be broadcasted anyway.

So let's just do it how I want. I'm leaving it to you!

The earth is being targeted...

by a new fiend from beyond the Milky Way Galaxy.

Stop it, Nao-kun!

Even if we fight on...

Shut up!

As if you could understand my pain!

So you won't listen to me no matter what?

I'll give you the finishing blow.

N-Nao-kun...

Ink! Pull yourself together! Ink!

Arks, what will you do now?

Will you threaten my life?

W-What are you saying, Nao-sama.

I'm your loyal servant!

What are your orders?

Aid me in my treachery against this world.

For a state filled with superior young girls!

For all young girls in this world to be mine!

Oh! Why? What's the meaning of this?

Why's this pretty pair of underwear here?

H-Hey, I mustn't do such a thing.

Ah, but if it's just for a little bit...

Ah...

"Ah..." my ass!

Geez... such lewdness!

Ah! Hayate is about to start.

Miki's on today!

So, who can translate this?

My beloved Tanakani Keiichi-kun!

Tezuka-san.

Tezuka-san!

Keiichi-kun!

Tezuka Mio-san!

Textbook page 117:

"Everyday shopping is fun, because the convenience store staff speaks in an anime voice."

Translated into Japanese, it's:

「Kinjou no KONBINI no teiin ga ANIME goe de mainichi kaimono ga tanoshikunatta.」

That's correct.

Mio-chan!

Don't tell me...

Yeah, yeah.

I got it, so don't cry!

Geez, are you a kindergartner?

A kindergartner?

Give me chocolate.

Pull yourself together!

You are a high schooler!

A high schooler!

Don't get mad!

So, what is it? Do you need something?

You are cold today...

Ah! I know, could it be you're having your...

Don't say such improper things!

Like I said, don't get mad!!

Eh? Magical Himawari? Who is that?

Yeah, she's the one who made me into a magical girl.

And since Himawari-chan told me to help her defeat you, I...

Defeat me?!

That's why you're getting in my way!?

And besides...don't help me!

I'm your enemy, right?

So why are you talking so thoughtlessly to me?

I'm not an enemy!

So, are you an ally?

Himawari-chan asked me to be an enemy... but...

But?

But Mio-chan is my friend.

Please lend me your strength.

Huh? Did you hear something just now?

I didn't hear anything.

You probably heard my stomach...

I got it, so shut up!

Okay...

Please rescue me.

At this rate, my world will...

This voice came from another world.

What?

Hey! From where are you speaking?

I'm sending my whereabouts to that girl's magical phone.

The mail arrived.

Let's see.

Good day.

My name is Pastel Ink!

Of course I'm not the Ink from your world.

Actually... I have died. *shock*

So, my world's in serious trouble right now.

Anyway, please hurry up and come help us!

Bye bye!

Ink

Oh, so she died...

In any world, Ink-chan's still Ink-chan.

Since we were asked for help, our only choice is to act now.

But how?

If we borrow Alice's strength, it will be very easy!

Alice?

Ah, my pretty girl doesn't know yet.

Shiratori Alice's true identity is the magical girl Alice.

Eh?

And she's actually quite old.

Hey, hey, who is Alice-chan?

A monster? With abnormal western clothes? Let's go!

Alright, just shut up.

Yes.

Okay, transform into Magical Mio.

Understood.

Magical Change!

Magical Mio!

Oh? When did you...

Due to the budget, we couldn't afford my transformation scene.

Oh, I see.

Let's go to Alice's mansion!

Magical Flying!

Ah! Wait!

So this is Shiratori Alice's home.

It looks like tiny people could come out at any moment!

King!

Pretty girl!

Welcome, King and Magical Mio.

Magical Shizuku is here, too!

That voice reached me, too.

Let's hurry to the one who needs help.

Yes!

Mio-chan, I don't know the circumstances...

but the development of the story is going smoothly.

You don't have to talk every second.

Magical Change.

Magical Alice!

Wait, why are you drooling?

Pretty...

So you're just hungry...

Yeah!

So, here we go!

Wait for us, Ink-chan from the other world!

Have a safe trip!

You don't have an A-Cup, you have a AAA-Cup!

Every household should have one: Tsundere 17

As usual, the dazzling sunlight suits me like the celebrity I am.

Ojousama?

What is it? Right when I was spending my elegant afternoon.

It is not elegant, because we are poor.

What's with this setting?!

This, too, is all Nijihara Ink's fault!

Excuse us!

Ah! Sumi-chan.

Wow! It's a poor person!

What was that?!

Say, do you happen to know a dead Pastel Ink?

Pastel Ink?

Yes.

I could surely tell you.

But first...

Huh? Shake hands?

That's not it, Mio-chan.

Here, Niko-tan Candy!

Ah! Candy!

How delicious.

Wait! What was that?!

I'm Shizuku!

Nobody asked about that!

It's obvious what someone wants if they hold out their hands: Money! Money!

Oh! Is that so?

Here.

One...

Um, please don't let her bother you and tell us about Pastel Ink.

Pastel Ink has died, but she's alive.

She is held in slumber by the will of the enemy in a freezer.

But to what end?

Ah! I know!

He'll surely do perverted things while she's asleep...

Just shut up!

Go 120 paces east from here...

then 3 paces south and there will be a hidden entrance.

You must seek it out!

That's quite specific. Pretty close by, too.

Mio-san, let's go have a look.

Have a safe trip!

I wonder if she's useful for anything...

Nao-sama!

What is it, Arks?

Sir! Someone is coming here.

They are quite cute!

I guess the upper size must be around 78 cm.

That's quite something.

So Nao-sama likes that, too

The world is mine. That's why the world's women are mine.

All breasts are mine.

Every butt is mine, too.

Everything is mine!

Moe is the best!

Flat chests! Flat chests!

Capture them!

Yes, sir! I've already started to move.

In those old games you often wondered how many paces you should go south...

This is...

How obvious... "Entrance" is written clearly there.

I'm your opponent!

Ah! Ka-kun!

He's a different Ka-kun from this world.

Here I come!

Transformation!

Karks!

He's unexpectedly cool!

Alright!

Here I come!

Hurricane Strait!

Eat this! Final Assault!

Alice-chan!

He's strong...

What's wrong?! Come on!

That's vulgar!

That's awful!

Hey, hey.

You can progress the story however you want...

but if you are too vulgar, the viewers will lose interest.

Da-kun!

Leave the rest to me, pretty girl.

Change!

Dandy.

What?

Eat my Dandy Flash!

Come on, look.

Here, here, here.

It's made of gold. It's bright, isn't it?

Look at my sun!

You are vulgar, too!

Let's leave them and go.

Ah! Yeah.

I-Impossible!

Don't tell me he was defeated...

Who are they?

It seems that she is called Magical Mio.

What? You're well informed.

No, I know her from episode 12.

Don't worry. I've already prepared the next move.

As expected from you.

You're a cunning guy.

You know, this really does have a "secret base" atmosphere.

Eh? Is that right?

Definitely a suspicious gate.

This is...

a laboratory or something like that?

DIE!

Pyroelectricity Speeder!

Magical Storm!

You small fries stay out of this.

Welcome. I praise you for coming this far.

Arks!

But too bad. This will be your graveyard.

Ink-chan!

I will kill you.

What are you doing, Ink-chan?!

Black clothes...

Don't tell me... She's...

Yes, she's-

I got it! It's a limited edition alternate color version!

You're wrong!

Eh? Wrong?

But I was sure it was a secret trading figure...

At this rate...

Alice-chan!

Wait there!

Tempera Sumi has arrived.

I'm here, too!

Sumi-chan... and that other one...

Ink, open your eyes!

It's useless!

Did you think you could free her that easily?

Geez, how long are you gonna let him manipulate you?

You really are a grade schooler.

That's not true!

I'm not a grade schooler! I'm a college student!

Ah, she reverted.

Huh? Where am I?

I-Impossible!

Arks... It looks like your mischievous pranks went too far.

Ah, wait, Alice! Let's talk it over!

Geez, what kind of a person are you?

A fart!

Wait!

We love the man behind the curtain... right?!

Na-kun! What's wrong, Na-kun? Does it hurt? Pull yourself together!

Nao-sama!

Nao-sama, there's trouble!

What is it, Arks?

I'm so sorry!

It's those useless fellows?

Yes, sir, they'll be here soon.

Nao-kun!

Nao-kun!

Oh. It's Onii-chan!

Oh, so you awakened, Pastel Ink?

But it seems that you're a bit too late.

The world is almost entirely mine.

Soon my plan will begin.

Plan?

My plan to give everybody a flat chest.

What was that?

With the help of my magic, every woman bigger than a B cup will turn into an A cup.

And so I'll make wearing no bra and Pita T into an obligation.

The no-bra and flat chested girls will arise!

It will certainly make you slobber!

Nao-kun, you can't do something like that!

They're dangerous...

Against that many people, there's no way Nao-sama can win.

If it comes to this...

Prepare yourself, Nao!

You fool! I was waiting for this moment.

Acting like I deceived my friends and joined enemy lines...

What a preposterous thing to deceive my friends I've fought alongside!

But it's all over now!

Now that the magical girls have arrived, I'll teach you a lesson with my friends!

Nao! Hear my fart!

Is that all you wanted to say?

Ah-kun!

Arks!

What is that?

Nao-kun?

It's disgusting...

What a nice side of you!

Since it's come to this... we'll have to use THAT!

What is THAT?

A summons!

What the?

That is...

King!

They are magical battle machines we developed for just such a contingency.

So, show us the power of a magical girl.

Y-Yeah.

Okay! Let's go, everyone!

Yeah!

Y-Yeah...

Combine! V-Formation!

V-Formation!

V... V-Formation...

5-unit combination: Magic 5!

W-What?

Oh no, pretty girl!

The scene limit is near! The show will be over soon!

Okay, then let's use our finishing blow!

That's too fast!

Nabira Kick!

Technical Magical Sword!

Finishing Blow: Magical Swapping!

Thank you, Mio-chan.

It was nothing, Ink-chan.

So, we will return to our own world.

Bye, Ink-chan from this world!

Farewell!

Today sure was rough.

But the people from the other world really resembled us...

Ah! That's right! I forgot Shizuku!

Well...

"Well..." my ass!

Ojousama, what's with this idiot?

I don't know!

Moetan Corner!

I'm Magical Shizuku. Today's Moetan Corner is:

「Machi wo hakai suru kyodai HI-RO- ni wa, TPO wo kangaete, tatakatte hoshii to omoimasu.」

When we translate this into English...

Moetan seems to support city-friendly heroes.

Bye!

Moetan Corner!

I'm Magical Mio. Today's Moetan Corner is:

「Kono ANIME wo mitemo eigo wa joutatsu shimasen」 to sensei ni tantan to iwarete shimatta.

When we translate this into English...

Did you memorize it?

What I just told you is a secret between you and me.

Bye!