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It's a given to look for it, right?

Huh? Moetan is different this time?

Ojou-sama, in this episode we're reviewing the previous episodes.

Reviewing?

Yes. In English it's "review." Reviewing is important in anime too!

Eh? This feels like studying!

Huh? Have you ever reviewed what you've learned before?

Uh-eh... leaving that aside, what are we doing for a review?

We are going to review all the wonderful characters appearing in Moetan together.

Eh? Together?

Yes, Ojou-sama. Is that a problem?

I'm just a little uneasy about it...

But I will give it a try!

Wait just a minute!

Aeh!

One thing you shouldn't forget about Moetan is that it contains lots of extremely stimulating scenes!

Everybody! I have prepared some mouth-watering scenes for later, so wait patiently!

So then,

Sumi...

and Ruriko's...

Moetan Diary starts now!

Let's start off by reviewing Ojou-sama's friend, Nijihara Ink-san.

I-It's not like she's my friend or anything!

Today... I will definitely go with Nao-kun... to school...

That's weird.

Ahhh! When did he...?

Nao-kun!

As we can see, Ink-san is a high school senior...

Despite the fact that she looks like a grade schooler.

This morning was a pity, but this time we will go together!

She gets good grades, doesn't she?

Hmpf. She's always such a useless klutz!

Uhn. Nao-kun...

Huh? Who is that she's getting excited over?

Uhn, if it's okay with you... do you want to- to go home toget-

Ahhh! Ink?! Don't tell me that she's going to marry Nao-sama...!

I want to go home...

Uh? You want to go?

Hey! Wait!

Uh? Oh! Ink! What's up?

Now, now.

Now, now. Please calm down, Ojou-sama.

Ehehe. He isn't listening.

Actually, it looks like she hasn't conveyed her feelings to him yet.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Nao-sama won't make someone like her his partner.

Ah!

But it looks like the sky just opened up on Ink-san.

That hurt! I'm really getting it today...

Starting today you will become a magical girl!

Eeh? Magical?

Listen up! You will make use of magical power to help people in trouble in the human world.

Why?

Magical Flying!

Yeah, now I remember!

I saw Ink talking with the duck and transforming for the first time here!

It seems that this magical phone somehow lets you transform.

T-The duck spoke... Ink transformed and flew away!

To give herself the name 'Pastel Ink'...

Ink really is a child.

This is?

A tool for using magic: a magical phone.

So then, let's watch Ink-san's transformation scene.

A magical phone?

Isn't this just a cell phone?

Magical Change!

Mhhh. Somehow I'm excited.

Yeah. I don't know what's going to happen, but...

Mhhh. I wonder what will happen.

Her clothes disappeared!

That startled me.

Aaaah! How disgusting!

Cover yourself up already!

Geez, I'm ashamed to look at this!

Yes. But nevertheless, she looks really warm and snug like this.

Ink... this isn't sexy.

Yes, I wonder if you should call this sexy...

I don't know what I should think about it, but...

Somehow, I wonder if this is what they call a 'moe-moe' feeling?

So this is 'moe', Ruriko-san?

Magical Teacher Pastel Ink!

Yes. So it seems, Ojou-sama.

So then, let's review the one who turned Ink-san into a magical girl.

Ah! The talking duck, right?

Oh! I can't get enough of this!

Even the human world has this stuff too.

This isn't bad at all!

Hey! What are you doing? Stop it!

It figures, puberty.

Well, it's a normal thing for males.

Ojou-sama, do you remember his name?

Her scholastic abilities are pretty good.

Furthermore, I can't get enough of her thighs.

Eh? Ah-kun, right?

Ah. But since '-kun' is not a real name... it must be 'Ao'.

For a brief moment, I sensed a magical presence... Was it just my imagination?

My name is: Arcs Sheldart Elbayas.

You're wrong... His name is 'Arcs Sheldart Elbayas'.

He came from the country called 'Alphabet'

I came from the magic kingdom 'Alphabet'.

Akunshe... Vanilla ice?

It seems that he is a great magician.

A great magician?

Why are you drooling?

Somehow, I can't believe that.

See, the transformation was really erotic...

Isn't he just a perverted duck?

Eh, anyway, let's get going!

Indeed, right now his background is hard to imagine.

Well, whatever...

So this is his real appearance.

Ehh. Everything has gone well so far.

Hey! Hey!

Ehh? I wonder why he became a duck.

You better not cause any more trouble.

Eh? Where?

He's a fairly handsome man, right?

Geez, you are really troublesome.

But, he's nothing compared to Nao-sama!

I think you need more training.

Don't screw with me!

What do you know?!

Now, Ojou-sama, please tell us about Tezuka Nao-sama.

Eh? I should talk about Nao-sama?

No way! I'm embarrassed.

Just do it already!!

The moment he comes with a high kick, use the ultimate technique...

Ahhh... it turned out great, but...

Somehow, it didn't turn out like I imagined it...

Ahhh!

Nao-sama!

Nao-sama is in the same class as me and is a real gentleman.

Ohh! Kuroi!

Are you free this weekend?

Ahhh! Nao-sama! How wonderful!

Eh? Uh... I don't think so.

Ehh? Why?

So this is the one you are yearning for, right?

You see, recently my grades have gotten worse, so a tutor, Pastel Ink, is coming by.

But he seems not to notice your presence very well.

This is all Nijihara Ink's fault!

Pastel Ink?

So, I'm sorry.

...the English test we got back today... I really screwed it up.

Ah! But it looks like you two have something in common!

Eh? Nao-sama and I? What is it? What is it?

I think English is my weak point.

You got a bad grade?

If things keep going this way, I'll have problems getting into a university.

English is your weak point.

Don't say that...

It will be hard now.

Ahhh... R-Right here.

But he has a rather cute tutor right beside him.

Ahh! That Ink!

She can use magic to take Nao-sama away from me!

Wait! What are you doing? Get away from him!

You are right.

Ahh, my English isn't improving at all.

When I transform, I can become Nao-sama's magical teacher, too.

That's not true.

In these past months, your English has improved a lot.

With your scholastic ability, it would be impossible.

Really? Somehow hearing that from you makes me really happy.

So, let's study, Ojou-sama!

Wahh. No way!

So then, let's introduce Ojou-sama herself, whose weak point is English.

Like I said, my lame English is none of your business!

It's your fault!

This time I will let you withdraw as a rival!

Ahhh!

Ah! Are you all right, Sumi-cha~

Remember this!

Naturally, as a 17 year old celebrity, this sunlight suits me.

My name is Kuroi Sumi. I'm 17 years old.

As you can see, I'm a celebrity.

Ojou-sama, it's time for school.

Ojou-sama looks like a grade schooler on the outside, but...

I understand.

on the inside, she also looks like a grade schooler.

Soon we will reach the house of my beloved Nao-sama.

On top of that, she wakes up cranky and trips a lot.

Geez~, Ruriko-san! Please don't say that!

T-That's... the detestable Nijihara Ink!

Oh. I'm so sorry.

Stop the car!

Yes!

Are you all right?

Anyway, to tell the truth...

Anyway, to tell the truth...

Anyway, to tell the truth...

Everything is fine now.

Anyway, to tell the truth...

You are a nice Ojou-chan!

I also became friends with a speaking black cat...

Eh?

You saved me.

Becoming the magical girl, Tempera Sumi!

Because I used all of my power, I got into trouble.

Is that right?

T-The cat talked!

I was sure it was cosplay!

Ah, take this.

Ah... what is this?

I really want to see your transformation scene!

A magical phone.

I will explain everything slowly to you later. For now, try to transform.

Eh? My transformation scene?

Transform?

Okay!

Ah! It's my transformation scene!

Let's see... Let's see.

No! Please don't ogle it like that, Ruriko-san!

Magical Change!

Yeah... This is totally different from the usual Ojou-sama, isn't it?

Ahhh!

Here it comes...

Oh, stars!

This is embarrassing!

And why are there so few stars!?

Ara ara ara ara...

That just means fewer places are covered, eh?

Ahhh, geez!

To be seen like this...

Come, now...

A school swimsuit!

You've got a "Sukumizu", right, Ojou-sama?

Somehow it looks like this outfit was based on a school swimsuit...

Oh, I wonder what that might mean...

But... it's a bit cute, isn't it?

Yeah! School swimsuit... Neko-mimi...

Yeah! School swimsuit... Neko-mimi...

Yeah! School swimsuit... Neko-mimi...

A very good combination, isn't it, Ojou-sama?

Yeah. And so I'm also moe-moe!

Tempera Sumi!

So then, let's review the black cat who turned Ojou-sama into a magical girl.

You mean Ka-kun, right?

Leave it to me!

It's your fault I turned into this form!

Like I care!

It's someone else's fault I turned into this form too!

Shut up!

Anyway, I won't forgive you!

Take this!

Crimson Blaster Smash!

It's the end.

Ah, I see.

It seems he's involved in some kind of huge fight with Ah-kun...

Time to go.

But what kind of person is he?

His real name seems to be Karks.

Let me go!

I'm still napping!

I said I'm still napping...!

He also seems to have come from the magic country 'Alphabet'.

Rather than going alone with Nao, she will go with everyone to the villa.

So, does that mean that he's a great magician as well?

His magical power doesn't seem to be very potent.

And yet, she's smiling like that... so she is actually happy!

Ara, is that so?

I wonder if Ka-kun has a human form too?

Ahhh!

But... Peeking in the bath...

Ah! What are you doing here?

He's just as perverted as Ah-kun, isn't he?

You too, what are you doing here?

Yeah... Seems so, doesn't it?

So, next is Ruriko-san, right?

Oh, me now?

I'm so pleased, Ojou-sama!

Ojou-sama, it is time to wake up.

Ara ara, Ojou-sama!

Wake up, please!

I told you to wake up, you brat!

Ruriko-san is my exclusive maid.

Everyone, sorry to keep you waiting.

Eh? Where is Sumi-chan?

Yes! To be able to serve my cute Ojou-sama every day...

Ojou-sama is sleeping in the back.

That makes me very happy!

Please don't worry about it and step inside.

Moreover, she loves alcohol...

Eh? Who?

And sometimes... she is frightening...

And sometimes... she is frightening...

Ruriko-san.

That's not true!

Ah! Are you probably my Ojou-sama?

I'm doing all this for you!

Even the hitting with the slipper?

Definitely. That too is entirely for the best.

Ojou-sama, please don't do such weird cosplay and be so loud at night.

That sudden change of character...

You'll disturb the neighbors.

She probably has a sadistic side.

Ara? Did you say something, Ojou-sama?

Aren't magical girls supposed to be unrecognizable while transformed?

N-No! I didn't say anything!

Well, this is your room after all...

Ah! L-Let's move to the next one... the next one.

This is all Nijihara Ink's fault!

The next one will come after the eyecatch, Ojou-sama.

You are too loud.

A recap... or something.

Where did he say this?

So then, let's talk about your friends.

My classmates?

What's wrong, Ink?

Oh.

What's wrong with your forehead?

Did you trip and fall over nothing again?

Remi-chan, Rina-chan.

My, that was really delicious!

They are Tanaka Rina-san and Suzuki Remi-san, right?

I'm stuffed.

Yeah, really.

Rina knows how to choose words...

So, see you again tomorrow!

She's a cheerful and tomboyish girl.

Pay attention so you don't trip!

And Remi loves cute little girls, so...

Yes! See you!

To be afraid of that... you really are a grade schooler.

That means that she loves me too, right?

No, no.

I'm not a grade schooler.

Those two really seem to support Ink-san, don't they?

I'm a high school student.

Geez~, it was really scary.

That Ink... Relying on others is unfair!

Okay, okay. I understand.

There seems to be another person who supports Ink-san.

Eh? Mio-chan, too?

Onii-chan is still inside.

Should I call him?

Ahhh! It's really okay!

Ah, I see. Okay, then.

Then do your best, Ink-chan.

When coming up with storyboards I gotta have my Anime Radio...

Tezuka Mio-san. She is Nao-sama's imouto, right?

Yeah, yeah. She's in third grade in middle school.

Let's see... 'Even I like...'

She seems to like anime and is really knowledgeable about them.

Is that right!?

Keep it down, Onii-chan, or else I'll be late submitting my manuscript!

It seems she listens to things like Anime Radio...

And she buys doujinshi and stuff.

You can definitely tell she's a huge otaku by everything she does.

It's no big deal if they can't hit me.

So then, let's continue with this gentleman.

Ah! Dandy-san, right?

I'm the ally of pretty girls like you two.

Say, what is Dandy-san's real name?

Dandy's Rolling Thunder Kick!

I don't know.

Where does he come from?

I don't know.

Why is he always chasing us?

Are you okay, pretty girls?

I don't know.

Why don't you know?! Hey... hey!

I'm sorry, pretty girl, but this looks like trouble.

I said I don't know, you brat!

See you again!

I'm sorry...

Hold it! W-wait. What the hell is this?!

So then, Ojou-sama, this is the final part of our review.

Huh? This girl is...

That super-popular idol, Shiratori Alice-chan, right?

Okay.

Alice-chan, thanks for the hard work.

Thanks for the work, Alice-chan.

Thank you for your work!

No one new has gotten this far recently,

'Love Is English Vocabulary' is a big hit from the popular Shiratori Alice-chan.

so everyone is really pleased!

She's heavily involved in music and TV.

No, nothing. Getting into the top 10 is really great!

Actually, I'm a fan of her too!

I'll work hard with your assistance!

It seems that Alice-sama, like you, has a talking animal.

Are you all right, Alice-sama?

I think it's called Na-kun...

I'm fine.

It's just that I'm a little tired.

Ah! She really does!

D-Don't push yourself too hard.

That rabbit is talking!

So that means... Alice-chan is a magical girl, too?!

It looks like everyone is together.

It seems that way.

So then...

This is Alice-san's transformation scene.

Ara! It's my first time seeing this.

Yeah, it's an unusual, mature and elegant transformation scene.

It really is.

Hey, why are the clothes disappearing again?!

Ojou-sama, that comes with being a magical girl!

Eh? Really?

Yes. This is commonly referred to as "convention".

"Convention"?

Yes. Convention.

I see, so I'm conventional too, right?

Yes. It's all totally natural!

I see!

It seems that Alice-chan is not a mere idol.

Arcs Sheldart Elbayas... I have found you.

Furthermore, it seems that she knows Ah-kun. She said that she can't forgive him...

Where? Where is she?

How exactly are they connected?

I wonder if it's somehow related to his crimes.

To sense my presence... as expected from you, Arcs.

Who are you?

How will things turn out after this?

I'm Alice.

It really bothers me!

Alice?

Don't tell me that I, too, will fight against Alice?

Ah! That's dangerous! What are you doing?

What should I do?!

My, Ojou-sama, please take care of yourself!

You must atone for your sins!

But Ruriko-san, this time I reviewed Moetan very studiously.

Sins? I don't know what you're talking about.

I am atoning for my sins right now!

That's why I have changed into this form and have been serving humans.

That's really great, Ojou-sama!

Now, that's enough studying.

Be silent!

Next up is a segment for your great friend!

I can't forgive you for the crimes you've committed!

Everyone, I'm sorry that I made you wait!

Now you shall die like that!

So then, Ah-kun, we'll leave it to you...

Wait! I don't have any idea what you're talking about!

Hi!

Everybody, sorry that I made you wait!

Now it's time to present my self-selected best five Moetan scenes!

All of you who have gathered in front of the screen, get ready to slobber!

First let's start with the fifth place: The "magical flying" scene.

Are you wondering what's moe about this?

Ink's sweet butt!

I can't get enough of it.

Next up in fourth place:

An assortment of hot young girls in school swimsuits!

This is conventional for a moe-anime, right?

Of course, to satisfy fans of glamor, we've assembled huge boobs too!

Ehhh... from time to time this is okay too! I really don't dislike it.

You see, this is a lineup that should satisfy everyone!

But, Ink...

With your immature figure, you really don't look like a high schooler...

*slobber*

So then, third place is: Alice's bathing scene.

The super popular idol is taking a bath...

What would you do if someone saw you?

The slobber just won't stop...

So, this guy is 'moe' in a different way, huh?

So, second place is this!

The doubly delicious scene with Ink and Sumi "docking"!

Oha, oy! This pose is too stimulating even for late-night anime!

My drool is flowing even faster than usual!

So then, let's head toward first place! Take a good look!

The real pleasure on trips is peeking into the women's bath, right?

I definitely can't get enough of this! And those two really have loli figures!

Even the human world has its perks!

So then, next is the Moetan Corner special!

Let's all study English!

Moetan Corner!

Hello! I'm Pastel Ink.

Today's Moetan Corner is this:

「Anime no dai ichi wa ha sakuga mo kiai haittete ii yo ne!」

If you translate this into English:

Did you memorize it?

This most definitely won't appear on the test, so you can breeze through it!

See you again!

Moetan Corner!

Yes! Today's Moetan Corner is this:

「Henshinchuu ni kougeki wo shite ha ikenai!」

If you translate this into English?

So? Did you memorize it?

Let's remember this and become Special Effects Heroes together!

See you again!

Moetan Corner!

I am Kuroi Sumi!

Today's Moetan Corner is:

「Gekiyasu FIGYUA tte hoshikumo nai noni yasui kara tsui katteshimau.」

When you translate this into English?

Did you memorize it? This applies to online orders, too!

So then, see you again!

Moetan Corner!

Today's Moetan Corner is:

「Shinya anime ha housoujikan ga kasanari, rokuga ni kurou shimasu.」

When you translate this into English?

Did you memorize it?

They even have units capable of simultaneous recording, so please record everything smoothly!

Goodbye!

Moetan Corner!

Today's Moetan Corner is:

「Teki no kougeki ni mukatsuki, keitai GE-MU ki goto tatakitsuketara GE-MU ki ga kowareta.」

If you translate this into English?

Did you memorize it?

We mustn't do such things!

Byebye!

Moetan Corner!

Okay, today's Moetan Corner is:

「Genjitsu to anime no sekai ha chigaimasu. Soredemo watashi ha shiawase desu.」

If you translate this into English?

Did you memorize it?

Animation is loved by everyone!

Anime gives us happiness!

See you again!

Moetan Corner!

Today's Moetan Corner is:

「Manga wo kau toki, BINI-RU ni haiteitemo, ue kara 2, 3 banme wo toru no ga kihon!」

If you translate this into English?

But you shouldn't take it into the bath with you because it will get wet.

So then, see you again!

Moetan Corner!

Today's Moetan Corner is:

「TORE-DINGUFIGYUA wo hakogaishita toki ha, doko ni SHI-KURETTO ga aru ka shiraberu no ha touzen da yo ne!」

If you translate this into English?

Did you memorize it?

It's forbidden to look for the secret place in the shop!

So then, see you again!