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Mr. Turtle, how many licks does it take

to get to the Tootsie Roll Center of a

Tootsie Pop?

>> I he never made it without biting. Ask

Mr. Owl.

>> Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to

get to the Tootsie Roll Center of a

Tootsie Pop?

>> Let's find out. One, two, three,

three.

>> How many licks does it take to get to

the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie

Pop? The world may never know.

>> Class, what animal do you think of when

I say honey?

>> Frogs.

>> Frogs.

>> It's him.

>> But bees make honey.

>> But now I make honey smack.

>> Honey, honey, honey. Honey, honeys.

Make some honey smack.

Good.

>> M. You smacked him good.

>> You know a lot about honey diggum. What

kind of grains did you get?

>> Bees.

Honey snacks.

>> Part of this good for you breakfast.

>> Honey good.

>> Let's get him to leave so we can play.

>> Bunny, want to ride my new bike?

>> No thanks.

>> Telephone. Bunny,

>> take a message, please.

>> No one can say no to quick. Say, Bunny,

want some quick?

>> Great. I'll get it. I got it. Oh, quick

is so rich

>> and thick

>> and milk chocolate chocolaty.

That was good. Oh,

>> since you're not playing

>> Nestle quick chocolate flavor. No one

can say no to quick

shine up. Grab a stick of juicy fruit.

The taste is going to move you. Move you

up. Move it out. The taste is going to

move you when you pop it in your mouth.

Just proof it's going to move you. It's

got a taste and get right to you. Just

proof the taste is going to move you.

Kids play harder than anybody else. And

like a kids big first.

>> Oh yeah, I'm on my way.

>> You can feel it coming along and you GOT

TO GOT TO HAVE SOME.

>> Here I come to save the day. Got to have

some now.

>> Kool-aid to the rescue. The one for kids

thirst.

>> So icy, refreshing and bright. Yeah.

>> And we got to have SOME MORE.

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> It's Kool-Aid to the rescue. The one for

kids

>> Kool-Aid brand soft drink mix for a kid

thirst.

>> We found a tough terrain and made it

even tougher to find out just how much

the 6x6 highrisers could handle. With

six wheel power drive and six wheel

independent suspension, highrisisers

keep going even when the going gets

really tough. Batteries not included.

Crunch Canyon playset sold separately.

The 6x6 highrisers with six-wheel drive

from Ideal.

to the road with the pole position team

as they race to settle the bear affair.

From now on, like your parents were, you

are the secret force of old position.

They're moving real fast. They're the

only ones who can get there on time.

>> Okay, sis.

>> And never too far behind. They are

always fighting crime.

>> You are in the danger zone.

Pretty soon they'll be off on a mission.

>> Hydrooil mode. Roie.

>> Hydro engaged.

>> What's behind wheels? Covercraft quick.

>> What's behind this control?

>> Only there on

sit back and watch them go.

Help.

Help.

And now a special attraction for the

fair home position.

They love us in Seattle.

>> Not everyone is impressed.

>> They did that in Denver, Kuma. When are

they going to do something new?

>> Oh, yeah.

>> This next trick will make even Daisy's

eyes pop out. Oh no. Waffle Zachary's

emergency signal again. Tess, check that

out.

>> This time it's your turn.

>> I distinctly remember that Tess had to

pull out of the show the last time

>> and the time before

>> and the time before that.

>> Okay. Okay, you win. It's my turn.

>> Wow. Tess ever did this before?

>> I hope you can take this wheels.

This had better be important.

>> Dan, we have an emergency and you're the

only one in the area who can help.

>> I'm listening, Uncle Zach.

>> Joe Curry called

>> Curry? Isn't he the engineer who worked

on Rodian Wheels?

>> Yes. He's done a number of special jobs

for us. He's in some kind of trouble.

Apparently, he left a message in the

phone booth he was calling from. I want

you to go there.

>> On my way.

>> Daisy, tell Tess that I'll be back soon.

Are you coming, Kuma?

Take me to Suzie Curry.

>> Mr. Curry, is that you?

>> Take me to Suzie Curry.

>> I'll be glad to just open the door.

Not now, Kuma. Can't you see I'm busy?

That string must have been fastened to

the door handle. That's why it was

stuck.

>> Take me to Suzie Curry.

>> Later, Bear. Right now, I'm taking you

to Uncle Zachary.

He's so cute.

>> Take me to Susie Curry.

>> Who's Susie Curry?

>> She's Joe Curry's daughter.

>> So, what do we do?

>> Follow the bear's instructions. Take it

to Susie Curry and see what she can tell

us.

This is Curry's address.

>> Go away. My daddy's on a business trip.

>> Susie, we're friends of your father. Dr.

Zachary sent us.

>> Oh, she's frightened. Her father must

have told her not to open the door for

strangers.

>> We're not strangers. We're from pole

position. But she doesn't know that.

>> Susie, cut out this nonsense and open

the door now.

I'll have to find another way inside.

>> Dan, maybe we should wait.

>> Come on, Kuma.

>> Where's Dan going?

>> Who knows? Tell you what, Daisy, go back

to the car and bring the teddy bear

before Dan gets into trouble.

Not funny, Kuma.

We need to get to that window.

>> Why didn't I think of that,

>> Suzy? We are your friends. And I think I

can prove it. Take me to Suzie Curry.

Why?

Don't just stand there, Kuma. Do

something.

That was easy.

Gooma, get me out.

Wa!

Someone waxed the floor.

Uh-oh.

WHOA,

that sounds like Dan and Kuma. Now, you

want to ask your brother to join us?

>> Hi, Dan. This is Susie Curry.

>> I didn't mean to cause you so much

trouble, but I didn't know you were

friends.

>> If we're friends, I'd hate to see what

you do to your enemies.

Here's

your bear. Now, what's the rest of the

message?

>> Daddy told me that if he ever got into

trouble, he'd contact me through Bear.

>> Susie, I have to go away for a while.

Contact pole position and tell them I'm

at Super Save Automobile Factory. Hurry,

because

>> someone interrupted him before he

finished.

>> That sounds like trouble. We better get

to that factory fast. Daisy, you stay

here with Susie and don't let anyone in

until we get back.

>> Okay, Dan.

>> Are you sure they'll be all right?

>> Of course they'll be fine.

>> Dan, are you sure you know where you're

going?

>> No, but I think Brody does.

>> Of course I know where we're going. I

have uncanny instinct.

Certainly is a strange area for an

automobile factory. And I've never even

heard of a Super Safe car. Neither have

I sis. But we're about to get some

answers.

>> Sorry, but this is private property.

>> Oh, well, they're expecting us. We're

doing a story on the Super Safe car for

a newspaper.

>> Yeah, a big story.

>> That's funny. No one told me about any

reporters. Besides, the plant is closed.

>> You wouldn't mind if we had a look

around.

>> Ah, does uh that mean you would mind?

>> You got 10 seconds to vacate the

premises.

Well, then you're telling us to go?

>> Must have been a mistake. Really nice

meeting you.

>> Something's going on here. Something

big. I can feel it.

>> Great. But how do we get inside?

>> My sensors indicate that fence has

enough electricity in it to prevent a

direct assault. If we can't go through,

how about going over?

>> If we're not back in an hour, call Uncle

Zachary.

>> Be careful.

>> Aren't I always?

>> Hang on, KUMA.

is an automobile factory.

Where is everyone?

it up.

>> Robots. The whole factory is run by

robots.

Look, I've had enough of this.

You'll do it. People could be hurt. I

won't do it.

>> I think you will. Go to Curry's house

and get his daughter. Then we'll see if

he won't cooperate. No. Leave Susie out

of this. Daisy's with Susie. We got to

get the police.

>> Since you've gone to all the trouble of

getting inside, why don't you stick

around?

Kuma, run.

>> Forget the animal. We got more important

things to do. Leave him here, then get

me Curry's kid.

>> Dan's been gone 45 minutes.

47 minutes to be exact.

>> I'm worried.

>> Curry, you come with me. After you pick

up the kid, beat me at the out of place.

>> Look, man. Can we talk?

>> No.

>> See anything unusual, Rodie?

>> Nothing here, Tess. Wait. Something's

moving and it's heading your way. I'm

picking it up now. Two vehicles.

I don't know what's happening in there,

but I think it's time we had a look.

Wheels, that gate's controlled

electronically. Can you duplicate the

operating frequency?

>> I'm scanning all the possibilities now.

Got it.

>> Open Sesame.

Follow us, Rodie.

>> Watch my dust.

>> Kuma, where's Dan?

Lead the way.

>> No. Gently, sis.

They've got Curry.

>> That's who was tied up in the car that

passed us. But where's the second car

going?

>> They're on their way to get Suzie.

>> Oh no. And Daisy's there, too.

>> Okay, take Kman Wheels and get them to

the house. Brody and I are going after

Curry.

>> Dan, look. Oh no.

Dan, I don't believe we're going to

mate. Now you tell me.

>> Dan,

>> get going. Test. We'll get out the back

way.

If there is a back way.

Let's use those oil drums.

Okay, Rodie, let's do it.

>> I hope you're not thinking of adding

this stuff to the show.

>> Not a bad idea. But first, we got a car

to catch.

>> I love that kind of car.

>> Wheels. What's wrong? I've got serious

electrical problems. We better get it

fixed now.

>> We can't stop. Daisy and Susie may be in

danger.

Wheels. Wheels, come in.

Oh, rats.

Who is it?

>> Your father sent us. He wants you to

come with us.

>> Dan said not to let anyone in. I can't

open the door. Go away.

>> Cut the phone light so they can't call

out. You'd better open it now.

I hope this garage is open.

>> Sorry, we're closed.

>> It's an emergency.

>> All right. All right.

What's the problem?

>> I need your garage now. If you just open

it up, I can do the repairs. Please.

>> Well,

all right.

>> Thanks. My pet will help you push my car

into the garage. I need to use your

phone.

>> I swear I don't know why everyone's

always in such a blame hurry.

>> All right. All right. Don't get excited,

ma'am.

Darn, the line's busy.

That's some fancy car. Sure you don't

need some help?

>> I can handle it. Thanks.

Gosh, girls today aren't like when I was

young. Never seen a part like that

before.

>> It's a messen feed regulator card.

>> Oh, a foreign part. Never seen a critter

like that either.

>> Oh, he's from Tibet.

>> I know they came this way. Dan, I really

think we should have taken that last cut

off. You do the driving, I'll do the

thinking.

On the other hand, maybe you were right.

We'll lose them if we backtrack. And

that canyon's too wide to jump there.

That railroad bridge.

>> I'm not sure it'll hold my weight.

Do you have a better idea?

>> You could go a little faster.

>> If I do, the vibration will collapse the

bridge.

>> It's collapsing now. Hit it, Rodie.

We'll lose that car that's been chasing

us in here.

I've got an idea. You chase him back

here.

going up. Next stop, jail.

Hey, Roie, get me up there.

Mr. Curry, I presume I'm Dan Derek.

>> Boy, am I glad to see you.

>> Hey, what about me?

>> Don't worry. You'll be safe until we

send the police to get you down.

>> But my daughter, what about Susie?

>> Nothing to worry about. Test got there

hours ago.

Miss, that car looks about ready for the

scrap heap. I'll give you a good deal on

a convertible out back.

>> Thanks, but no thanks. I'll stick with

wheels.

>> Ready for the scrap heap, huh? I'll show

him.

>> Tess, what happened?

>> Wheels broke down. Come on, let's check

on the girls.

Oh no.

>> Daisy.

>> Susie.

>> We're too late.

Oh, hi guys. Daddy. Daddy, are you all

right?

>> Oh, I am now, honey. Thanks to pole

position. But where are the men who came

to get you?

>> In there.

>> My burglar trap worked just fine.

>> Super Safe hired me to develop a fuel

injector that could save 80% more

gasoline. That sounds wonderful, Curry.

>> I thought so, too. Until

>> until

>> until I realized there was a side

effect. Dangerous pollutants released

into the air. Only Super Safe didn't

care. They wanted the profits now and

worry about the toxic fumes later.

>> So, you refused to give them your

invention. I hid the final model of the

fuel injector in a safe place, which is

why they kidnapped me to force me to

reveal its location. So, where is it?

Where no one would think of looking.

Only there are clothes.

>> Sit back and watch them go.

Help! Help! Help

>> after these messages. We'll be right

back.

>> Our mission is to finally bite a chipsoy

cookie without biting a chip. Secret ice

cookies

bite.

>> Well, the feet never tasted so sweet.

>> Chips a bet you bite a chip.

I want to eat tasty teddy.

Bunch of bite-siz.

Your teddy. Graham snacks exploding with

taste.

>> No disco

boy. A one, a tap, A TURN. WOO!

>> NEED a bit of a tangle?

>> You said it. It's hard to keep in step

with no breakfast.

>> What do you seek?

>> FRUIT LOOPS. YEAH, THAT WOULD PUT ME

BACK ON MY FEET. THEN FOLLOW MY SNOOTS.

We'll shuffle off four flavors of fruit.

Ah, smell that Kellogg's Froot Loop

cereal. Natural orange, lemon, and

cherry flavors. Part of this complete

breakfast.

>> Hey, Froot Loops are a kick.

>> Want to hit it again?

>> Oh yeah. Tippy tap.

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world.

>> It's the wacky roster from Kool-Aid.

THIS AND LOTS OF OTHER stuff can be

yours from Kool-Aid soft drinks when you

save the Kool-Aid points FROM ANY

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AT THIS display in participating stores

now. Batteries not included.

>> Okay. Make sure dad is like gone cuz

when it comes to the smell of an ego

waffle, they're like part blood hound.

And don't fall for this one.

>> Want to play hide and seek?

>> Yeah, you hide. She'll seek your ego

waffle. And do your room cuz that's when

mom strikes.

>> James,

>> it's clean. Mom.

>> Susan's here.

>> Hi Jimmy.

>> Susan. Hi

>> for me. Hey,

>> ego waffles from Kelloggs. Part of a

complete breakfast.

>> Sometimes you just got to know when to

let go. You know

>> what's Maxi doing now. Wow, she's surf

watching.

>> Maxi Max loves surfing. Surfing in her

life chair.

>> I love Maxie surfatch playset. So much

to do.

>> Max loves surfing.

Beautiful.

>> Maxi loves beach barbecues. Wa Maxi Maxi

loves surfing.

>> Maxi Surwatch play set comes with

everything you see here. Maxi and Rob

Doll sold separately.

>> I'm really rolling with my super golden

crisp cereal with 10 vitamins and

minerals. It's the rocking part of this

complete breakfast.

>> That's music to my ears.

>> A fur coat with teeth.

>> The better to eat your honey sweet weed.

Sugar bear.

>> Open wide for a vitamin pack punch.

Close

shave. I can't get enough super golden

crisp. It's got the Grinch with punch.

Yeah.

>> Danger hides in the stars. This is the

world of Jason of Star Command.

A space age soldier of fortune

determined to stop the most sinister

force in the universe. Dragos, master of

the cosmos. Aiding Jason in his battle

against evil is a talented team of

experts, all working together in a

secret section of Space Academy. Jason

of Star Command.

In our last chapter, Jason, Nicole, and

Parsoot set out to rescue Pipo. But no

sooner had they set course than evil

Queen Vanessa suddenly appeared, took

over control, and headed straight for

the dragon ship. And now, chapter 13,

return of the creature.

Ah, Jason. Queen Vanessa has done her

work well. Now I have you, your computer

robot.

>> What have you done to my friends?

>> Your friends are in uh, shall we say,

safe custody.

If you hurt them,

>> Jason.

Jason,

your friends will remain safe as long as

you cause no trouble.

Take them away.

What you boys need is a little beauty

sleep.

Sweet dreams.

Heat. Heat.

Heat.

Heat.

Now I'll find Nicole and parcel foot.

When I am through with you, my little

friend, Star Command will be finished.

Master, the monster has escaped.

What sector is he in?

>> He's making his way to his service.

>> Find him.

>> What remains of him after he tries to

rescue his friends?

>> Yes, Master Dragos.

Wow.

Nicole, par the foot.

Jason in the cave.

>> Stay where you are until I take care of

this guy.

>> No wonder Drago said they were in safe

custody.

Time for your napping thought.

Come on, big fella. Just a short nap.

Stubborn little fella, isn't he? Nicole

Parcifoot, come out.

>> It was an energy clone.

>> Its energy's run out.

>> So is this rods. Let's go see what we

can do for people.

Master, the other prisoners have

escaped.

>> The others? The others? What about

Jason?

>> Still on the loose, master.

>> You fool. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

CAPTURE HIM.

Now that I have realigned your circuits,

robot, we'll come around to my way of

thinking. Before we send you back in

your starfire, we must set the stage for

your performance.

Galactic Typhoon. Perfect place to lose

Star Command.

Are the neutron jammers in place? Yes,

Aster.

>> Good.

We'll jam Star Command's guidance

systems.

>> Neutron jammers in now.

>> Yes, master.

What in the name of Jupiter was that?

>> Our guidance systems are disabled, sir,

and we're drifting off course.

>> How close are we to that galactic

typhoon in Voltron sector?

>> Dead ahead, sir. We're on the edge of

its gravity now.

>> That is not good.

We may not have enough energy to survive

a storm that powerful.

Perfect. The Galactic Typhoon will

deliver the first blow.

And you, my little mechanical friend,

will soon leave in your starfire to

deliver the final blow.

This is it.

This leads directly to Draos's command

room.

Let's go.

We're here, people.

>> It's all clear.

Just wait a minute.

Master, master, the prisoners have

commandeered the mini cat.

Let them take my little robot friend

back with them.

Jason and his friends will arrive back

at the academy just in time to join it

in its plunge into the Galactic Typhoon.

People

on trial

Hello, Commander.

We tried to warn you to keep you from

returning to the academy, but Drago had

all your frequencies jammed.

>> What is it, Commander?

>> A galactic typhoon, and we're being

drawn into it.

Drago has disabled all our guidance

systems. Frankly, we're helpless. So,

Draos has had the last laugh after all.

What a touching sight.

The great academy drifting to its doom.

But I must leave nothing to chance.

TBO,

this is your master speaking.

>> You will do exactly as I say.

>> Yes, Commander.

>> As you can see, we have tried everything

to get away from the typhoon, but its

pull is just too great. We're not space

dust yet. And since we can't avoid the

thing, I say we give it our best shot.

We hit it as hard and as fast as we can.

>> What?

>> I think I see what you mean, Jason. If

we pass through the typhoon fast enough,

it might not affect us.

>> Exactly. Uh, how fast is fast enough?

>> Give me a minute.

Excellent people.

Continuing according to plan.

Understood.

>> Yes mander.

Understood.

Well, it looks like

9275

lights.

>> Jason, the academy was never designed

for that kind of speed. It's liable to

come apart long before we reach it.

>> I know it's a big chance, Commander, but

it's our only chance.

What do you say?

Ahead. All engines full.

>> We're picking up speed.

>> We certainly are. More speed than we've

ever had before. Still not enough to get

through the typhoon. Let's keep our

fingers crossed.

>> Emergency. Emergency.

Number two.

>> That's people.

>> He's gone.

>> Someone help me. Hurry.

>> Let's go. Let's go. Wait.

>> Emergency. Emergency.

>> We have a fire. You check on people. No.

No. I'll check the fire. Dent.

Where's the fire? There is no fire.

Look, Commander. Somebody's rigged it

for a false alarm.

>> This ship is now under my control.

And I am shutting down all engines.

>> What's the matter with him?

>> I don't know.

>> People, this is Jason. I want you to

listen to me.

>> I will not listen to you. Your orders

mean nothing to me.

He's jammed the door.

>> Jason, we must get those engines started

quickly.

>> Not in the lab. Not in engineering.

Where can he be?

>> Keep away, everybody. I warn you. Stay

clear of the control room.

>> He's in the control room.

>> Let's go.

People, this is the commander. I order

you to open these doors

>> only when my master's Draos tells me to.

>> We're trying to help you.

>> You are my enemy.

>> Got to get in there.

>> This is a window and I'll try to go.

>> Yes, Wiki. There is trouble, but it's

not People's fault. And we've got to get

in there and help him.

>> And this is

>> I'll keep him busy talking. Will you get

into the viewport and open these doors?

Hurry.

People.

People. Listen. Draos has poisoned your

circuits with his programming, but

you're still my friend.

>> You are my enemy. Draos is my friend.

>> Time is running out fast. If we don't

get those engines started soon, we'll be

caught in a typhoon.

People,

people, listen. We want to help you.

>> Dragos is my new master. I follow only

his orders.

>> People, this is Jason. I want you to

listen to me.

>> Stay awake. I warn you. I have an energy

rod. I will use it on you.

>> People, this is the commander. I order

you to open these doors.

>> Brios is my new master. I follow only

his orders.

people. Now, hurry and open these doors.

>> Engine room.

>> This is THE COMMANDER. FULL SPEED AHEAD.

>> YES, SIR.

Nice work, Wiki.

>> You tricked me. You should not have done

that.

>> Just take it easy, Fo.

>> Jason, are you all right? I'm

>> fine now. People, just relax. You're

just suffering from a strong dose of

Draos's programming.

>> Can you fix him, Professor?

>> Oh, I can fix Pipo, Jason.

The problem is, can we escape the

typhoon?

Master.

>> Master,

>> speak.

>> We have lost contact with the Star

Command robot.

No matter.

He served his purpose.

And in a matter of minutes, the academy

will plunge into the Galactic Typhoon.

>> We're gaining speed.

>> Will it be enough? We'll know soon.

Contact with a galactic storm is 10

seconds.

9

8 7

6

5

4

3 We've reached target speed. 2

1

>> We are in the typhoon.

>> Chapter 15. The Trojan horse. Can the

Academy weather a galactic typhoon?

Don't miss the next exciting chapter

when Jason and Nicole take a desperate

chance to save Star Command.

For a major chunk of life, taste wasn't

that important. You should have seen

some of my past hairstyles and bordeau

clothes I used TO WEAR. YOU DIE. But now

taste is a huge concern. And that's why

I pop bubble bubbledum. It's mega mouth

rocking taste bombs your buds with

flavor. And it's juicy bubbles give a

mouth meaning. With Bubble Yum, I'll

never have to worry about being

tasteless again.

Tacky maybe. Bubble Yum keeps it

popping.

Yeah, philosophy is simple. There's

nothing wrong with studying. Just got to

know how to pick the subject. If it's

cool, then it rules. Those musketeers,

three musketeers, they nobody's fool.

Yeah, there's something

out of here. The library is officially

closed. It's hard to keep

those three

and we are open for Mr.

Hi, Mom. The usual.

>> Oh, Lucy, we're out of corn pops.

>> No problem. Out of my Kellogg's corn

pops. How could you? What am I supposed

to do?

>> Stay calm. Hey, anything you got? But

oh, that pops taste like sweet popcorn.

You always want more. Spoonful after

crunchy spoonful. I want them and I

can't have them. Oh,

>> here's some corn pops. What's wrong with

me?

>> Well, whatever. Kellogg's Corn Pops is

part of this complete breakfast.

>> I got to have my pops.

>> Popeye. Popeye. Here come those kids.

>> I got to remember which makes me tough

enough to resist Cocoa Puffs. A

chocolatey part of this complete

breakfast.

>> Popeye. Watch out.

>> I miss. It's going to be spinach. Disco

makes me tough.

>> Want some munchies?

>> Crunchy.

>> Chocolatey cocoa puff.

>> Yoo.

for a cocoa puff.

>> Nobody's tough enough to resist cocoa

poops.

>> Even with skinny spinach.

>> Ghostbusters.

>> Each sold separately.

>> See any ghost?

>> Not yet. Pigman, it's back to the bone.

Get me out. Looks like you're really

into them. Stand.

>> Exactly. Safe.

>> Not so safe. It's light bucket. What a

fly.

>> I've been gooped.

>> Activate the turtle blasters.

We ain't no ghost.

>> Peter Benman. Bad to the bone and sludge

bucket with ectoplasm. Each sold

separately. Ghostbusters from Kenn.

>> Watch me trick Fred out of his new

Fruity Pebbles with lime green. Good

night, mate.

>> Crocodile pond.

>> If you don't give him green, me

crocodile gets mean.

>> He's after your fruity pebbles, mate.

New lemonious fruity pebbles.

>> Huh?

Do you know why my pebbles? See you

later, alligator. Fruity Pebble cereal

now with lime green part of this

nutritious breakfast. Delicious.

A new racing team is shifting into gear.

Mask

>> tracker seen us. Don't race off on my

account. Mayhem.

>> Mask Buzzard and Goliath. Each sold

separately with two tickets.

>> Buzzard convert drone. You flag cover.

I'm heading upstairs. Nevada. Roger,

Matt. Okay, Mayhem. This round's for

you.

>> M where illusion is the ultimate weapon.

>> Mask, Goliath, and Buzzard, each sold

separately. New from Kenner.

>> You got a tiger by the tail. Hold on.

Tiger sharks. Tiger sharks.

The first ship with a sail. And hold on.

Tiger sharks. Tiger sharks.

Tiger sharks.

Don't worry, Palvin. I've been in far

worse storms than this.

>> Who's worried?

>> Hang on.

>> NO. RED FIN, GRAB hold of my hand.

>> I'm coming. I'll save you, Red Fin.

>> NO, BOWIN. YOU WILL NEVER SURVIVE THESE

SEAS. Save yourself. Save yourself.

>> Red fin. Red fin. Come back.

Must get help.

Mayday, mayday, mayday. This is what

Balfin. I'm all alone out here and

sinking fast.

I'd hate to be out in that. Dragonstein,

not fit for man or beast.

Dragonstein

in my bed.

Mayday, mayday, mayday. Help me. Someone

out there, please help me.

>> Not a chance. I'm not going out in that

stuff.

>> This is Tiger Shark Octavia receiving

you loud and clear, Valin. What is your

location?

>> I I haven't clue. Tiger Shark Octavia,

except it'll soon be underwater.

>> Hang in there, Valin. I'm trying to plot

your exact position.

Okay, Balcon, I see you. We'll be on our

way.

Mo, do walra, I just picked up a mayday

call from the other side of Guateero.

I'm on my way to help. I'll be back for

you guys later.

>> Oh my. This could be our lucky day. The

tiger sharks divided. Octavia running a

mission of mercy. The others left behind

in their fishy forms.

Can you hear me? Fish person.

It's time for some piracy on the high

sea.

We're approaching Balflins's last known

position. Tiger Sharks, keep your eyes

peeled.

While Captain Bizarrely takes on the

Sarkc, we'll fish those tiger sharks she

left behind.

>> Just let me at them, Tay. They'll regret

the day they ever learn to swim.

>> All hands ON DECK. ALL ABOARD THE

SERPENTINE.

SOULMATE.

Spike Marlin.

Grunt.

Hey, watch it. Goofball.

Cast off the trion pins,

harass the mangel truck,

double charge the cannons, and load them

with bar shot. Those tiger shark swabs

will be bunking with Neptune by eight

builds

and a bucket of sw.

I'm over here. Tiger sharks. Over here.

>> No. Come back. Over here.

>> I'm beginning to think we're too late.

We can't be Octavia.

>> He must be out there somewhere.

>> But where? There's no sign of him.

What is it? Gout,

you must be able to sense something.

>> Yes, there. Look. 20 points on the

starboard bow. Octavia,

>> we've got him. Oh, G, you're the most

clever little dog on.

>> He's the only dog on.

>> See if you can get aboard. Maybe we can

save his boat, too.

>> I doubt it, Octavia. It looks too far

gone.

>> But we'll give it a go.

>> Balcon, I'm sending Rock and Angel

aboard to see if we can salvage your

boat.

>> HURRY, TIGER SHARKS.

See if you can fix this line somewhere.

>> SARO

ON THE LBOARD QUARTER. HEY, CAPTAIN

BIZARI. SIR,

SIR. I see no S.

Begging the captain's pardon, sir.

Still nothing. Uh, you're looking on the

starboard. Bow, captain. I believe Spike

said the LED portal.

Ah,

there they are. It looks like the two

tigers are cute.

We will sneak up on their blind side

and we'll blast them into pieces from

point blank rage

on deck. Man the main brace.

Clear for action. Bleach the quarters.

RUN OUT THE GUNS. PREPARE TO BOARD. Grab

the grappling irons. Break out the

armory.

>> Enough already. I've only got one pair

of hands.

>> We'll save your boat yet. Balin.

>> It's my father's boat. The storm washed

him overboard. Maybe he survived. Balin,

you mustn't give up hope.

Unidentified craft approaching fast.

Steady as she goes. You came as you.

And now

open fire.

A direct hit. I'm afraid of tiger

sharks.

Reloading.

Fire. Oh, fire.

Fire.

I reckon she'll be right now, mate.

>> I'll take your word for it, Lurca.

Inflate the bags. Dolph,

>> sure. It'll be a pleasure, boys.

>> What is it, Dolph?

>> I thought I heard an engine.

>> You and your dolphin's hearing.

>> Probably just Octavia coming back for

us.

>> We're closing in on them. I can almost

feel their body heat. Keep a good look

out, Walley. With your eyes, you should

see them first.

>> I see them. There they are. Fire lamp

rays.

>> Lamp rays away.

>> Look out, tiger sharks.

I'll take care of those blasted lampres.

Slick work, tiger sharks.

>> Lego dog, help. Get me out of this

thing.

>> Thanks, Cora. I owe you one.

>> Save it, Lorca. We've still got to fix

that thing.

>> Here, help me stuff these into the

mantenna's jet intakes. That'll give

them something to think about.

We've lost power.

Come on, Walro. We'll pay the mantas a

personal visit. We've banjaxed their

power system. Make some. The mantas are

ours for the taking. Let's go.

Get back and check the main jet intakes

while I

got a bad feeling about this.

Good work, big guy. You and Dolph keep

him quiet. Walro, let's go do our number

on T-Ray.

Someone here call out the tow truck.

WHAT?

>> You regret the day you tangled with us.

You all proy.

>> Switch it off, SHAD. HE SHORTED US OUT.

>> We'll regret the day we tangled with

you, Shad. Or do you mean the day we

tangled you up?

>> Ah, a fine boarding party. Move along

there, MEARTIES.

>> You'll laugh on the other side of your

face when we finish with you, Long John

Silverfish. And what makes you think

you'll ever have the chance to finish

with us?

We finish with you.

Take them below.

Find a nice comfortable spot and clock

them in irons.

I think I'm going to enjoy this long

journey.

Once I master the control system,

>> I am a sophisticated integrated system,

not the play thing of a mere pirate.

>> A boss there, lady. No one speaks to

Captain Bizi like that.

IT'S NO GOOD. These shackles are just

too strong.

>> Cup, where did you spring from?

>> Here, boy. Here. Let's see how sharp

your teeth are. You may not be able to

do anything about your friend's irons,

but those teeth should be able to chew

through these ropes.

All right,

the cola tre and the Montana spike. If

he's nailed the rest of those wretched

tiger sharks, we're home free.

>> Spike Marlin calling the manana.

I have Captain Bizarly on the blower,

sir.

>> Go ahead, Captain. We hear you loud and

clear. My part of the mission is

complete.

I have Octavia,

Bronc Angel, and a Watarian squirt named

Bin

all tied up.

How are you doing, my fishy friend?

>> Pretty good, Captain. The tiger sharks

are caged. And let us run devil and

beach THE TIGER SHARKS FOR GOOD.

Good boy, Gup. Now, let's see what we

can do for your friends.

Yeah. Won't you come aboard Montana?

Enter through the fish tank and we'll

plan the next move of our unholy

alliance.

>> We're on our way, Captain.

>> Hurry, Bowin. Hurry.

>> I just can't open them.

>> There's someone coming.

>> Quick, Bowman, pretend you're still tied

up. Any

tiger shark or contia?

How does it feel to have lost your

command?

Don't count your chickens bizarrely. You

haven't beaten us yet.

How quaint. Actarian youth with spirit.

We'll see how that spirit survives in

Dragon Stones. The dungeons.

Captain, Captain, our guests appear to

be arriving.

>> You know what to do. Tiger sharks.

>> Let's hope they're all up there. Mle.

>> Well, now that's a chance we'll just

have to take while roll.

>> Let's cut the cackle mates and up and at

him.

A

>> good day, Captain. Let's see how you

like it down under. No, put me down. No,

spike. Long jump into something. Save

me.

>> Hey, give me those back, you loy young

swarm.

>> Easy, sailor. Unless you want a fish for

a boss.

Help

is save me.

I'm turning into a fish.

Let me be good. I can I'll give you

anything you ask for.

Anything but please. Please. Please let

me go.

Take a powder, boys.

>> Oh, but we don't have a boat. You're

pirates. You'll think of something.

>> Save us, CAPTAIN.

Get out of here and get out of my sight.

Otherwise, I'll be a filet of flounder

for the rest of my life.

>> We'll make sure they leave the ship.

>> We're an intergalactic salvage team,

Bizarrely, not policemen. You're free to

go.

>> Me to go? How can I go anywhere looking

like this?

>> No strife, mate.

Fish him out, Lorca. He looks done in.

You have made a fool of me. I never

forgive you for this. You'll regret the

day. You cross cut a ton. BIZARRELY,

TIGER SHARKS. I'll get even with you.

I'll never give in. Never give in. No.

No. No. No. Never give in. No.

>> We better get you home, Bin.

>> But I don't want to go home, Tiger

Sharks. I want to stay with you.

>> What about your parents? They'll be

worried about you. I I only had a

father, Red Fin, and he was washed away

in the storm.

>> He could stay with us, couldn't he, Mo?

>> He'd fit in well. He's brave. He's got

spirit.

>> He'd make a great tiger shark.

>> I don't know.

>> Well, we could help him look for his

father, Red Fin. He might have survived

the storm.

>> And besides, your man here needs a new

pupil. We're all too smart to listen to

his lectures.

>> You cheeky whippers snapper. I forgot

more than you'll ever learn. Well, maybe

maybe doll's right. But anyway, it would

be a change to have someone with a

modicum of intelligence aboard.

>> It seems to be decided then. Welcome to

the Tiger Sharks. And welcome aboard the

Sock, young Balfin.

Heat.

Hey. Hey. Hey.

Heat. Heat.

Kellogg's Rice Krispies. The part of

this complete breakfast that goes

Kellogg's Rice Krispies. Have you heard

how good they are?

When you follow these glow-in-the-dark

prehistoric stickers, who knows what

you'll find?

One strip free in Rice Krispies.

special today.

>> A is for apple. J is for Jack. Nothing

could be finer at Apple Jack. Apple

sweet Apple Jacks crunchy fun to eat.

>> What will it be?

>> Hey, give me my usual breakfast treat.

>> Real apples makes Kellogg's Apple Jacks

the appley sweet part of his complete

breakfast.

A tall order and tasty fun.

>> But now Destro's demon has taken on GI

JOE'S BEAM AND CANNON SCREAMING. SO

BETTER LOOK OUT FOR DESTRO.

>> THE INCREDIBLE two-level demon rolls

over anything IT CAN'T DESTROY.

>> DESTRO.

>> AND JOINING the attack is Destro's AGP.

>> Desterro is leading THE IRON GRENADERS.

DESTRO IS AN AWESOME NEW FOE, BUT NOBODY

NEEDS I KNOW A REAL AMERICAN HERO.

>> Destro's demon comes with driver AG with

pilot.

Just add water.

Juice drink concentrate.

Mix a half a gallon. Natural flavors.

Vitamin C. Outrated taste.

Purple

purple purple

fruit.

>> New Fruit Purple. Just add water. Hey,

kids.

Furle steel cars are so realistic

they'll stop you in your tracks.

Hurdle's miniature farm machines are so

realistic, they'll turn your backyard

into a barnyard.

Erdle's construction vehicles are so

realistic, they'll give your imagination

a big push. Erd, just like the real

thing, only smaller.

Delicious. Bigger than your figure.

Delicious.

Morning.

Delicious.

>> I've got a thing for gold. Really going

to make a monkey out of this big fell.

Got to roll the barrels before HE

>> I've got a thing for going to flip his

before he flips his before the time.

>> Try all three new things. Gorilla, Dr.

Wacko, and astronaut.

>> I've got a thing for astronaut. Got to

save them all before the time stops.

Here comes the alien looking.

Collect all the things from Milton

Bradley.

Sir,

look there. Who's that girl with a

beautiful hair? Making wigs. Maxi.

Making wigs. Maxi. Loving that fun.

Having such fun. That's making waves.

Maxi

bell rings there cuz that girl with a

beautiful hair looking smart

>> Megan waves Maxi and looking smart Maxi

each sold separately

and now

can really

the shredder sworn enemy of the turtle

feels So good to be so bad

>> with his henchmen, the dreaded foot

soldiers, the mutants bop and rock

STEADY.

>> WHAT ARE WE DOING WITH HIM? DESTROY

THEM.

>> ALL WHITE turtle

from

another dimension, another time in

space. A parallel universe is falling on

its face. way out of the chaos. Who else

could it be? Of the animal adventurers

of spacy.

Captain Bucky O'Hare. Mutants and aliens

and toads beware. You're looking for

adventure. Will this dead and WILLING TO

WIN?

YOUR HAND of fat but you'll hear her to

war

>> in the battle of the universe. You don't

know what's next. You only know

amphibians are made when you check out

your scanner and the evil that involves

ONLY ONE COURSE OF ACTION.

>> LET'S GO some

captain.

He knows when ordinary rabbit would

dare. If your righteous indignation HAS

SUFFERED A HIT AND YOUR POKEMON

ACCELERATOR'S BROKEN A BIT AND YOU'RE

LOSING YOUR MIND and you're having a

bear, get the funky FRESH RABBIT WHO CAN

TAKE CARE OF YOU.

Let's cro us some to

Bucky O'Hare to the righteous

indignation. Do you read me, Jane? Yes,

loud and clear. Bucky, any sign of

trouble?

>> Negative. No enemy patrol spotted yet,

but there's got to be more toads around

there somewhere.

>> BUCKY, ME BOY. I WISH YOU'D let old dead

eyee come with you. My fingers are

wrenching to fry the woods off a few

dozen my munching toadies.

>> Sorry, dead eyee. This is one mission I

have to do alone.

>> Badly. Bag of a fur bag.

>> Bag of a fur bag. You have gone and made

me mad.

We're under mann with no way to contact

Bucky. Blinky, take over the controls.

I've got to reach Willie.

Willie. Willie, do you hear me?

>> Yeah. Who's there? Willie, use the

memory stone.

>> Jenny. Wow. I can hear you in my head.

>> Willie, we're under attack and we've

lost communications. Please come

quickly. We need you.

>> Sure. You bet.

I'm on my way.

Hey, good to see you again, Willie.

Yeah, here's your battle suit.

>> Okay, thanks, Bruiser.

>> And they need you up there.

>> Jimmy, what's going on? Where's Butty?

>> He's on Warren.

He's consulting with his mentor. his

mentor.

>> Some mysterious teacher who taught him

how to be a warrior. That's all Bucky

would tell us. We've got to contact him.

See if you can get that communications

console working.

>> Right. You got it.

>> I'll never rest till I find where our

captured people are and free them from

to slavery. That's why I've come to seek

the mentor's wisdom.

>> Buck your hair. Remember, it is easier

to take a fortress from the inside by

stealth than from outside by force.

It's here. Get him

right now.

We got him. We captain your hair.

your hair.

>> Okay, all fixed.

Try calling Bucky now.

>> Bucky, this is the righteous

indignation. Come in, Bucky. It's

working, but I still can't raise him.

That means one thing. Something has

happened to him. Full power, Blinky.

We're going back to Warren.

>> Get your slimy knits off me. I'm not

slaving for the likes of you, Ward

Banks. Ooh, does the big bad captain

think he's too good to join the slave

pants with his brothers? Well, we'll

see. Get me the air, Marshall.

Attention

all slaves.

I said it touches.

The new commander of the factory has

arrived. You are to welcome the great

and glorious hero of the empire, his

supreme toad ship, THE AIR MARSHALL. I

have been sent to ensure that this final

project meets its deadline. You'll learn

I do not tolerate laziness.

>> Laziness? Wart! They work us until we

can hardly move while they watch toad

TV.

>> Not for much longer. Bucky O'Hare will

save us. Oh, not this buggy O'Hare

character again. That's all you hairs

talk about.

>> Look, he's the greatest hair warrior of

all time. And he will come. You'll see.

>> Yeah, sure. You'll excuse me if I don't

hold my breath.

>> You there. Shut up. Get another thing.

Any slave caught in the act of sabotage

will be severely punished.

>> Air Marshall, an urgent call from

Captain.

>> What?

Greetings air marshall. I have

incredible news. Look at this. Bucky

hair is our prisoner.

Bucky your HAIR AT LAST.

OH, you will suffer at my hands. I'll

I'll find the deepest darkest pit and

and throw you in it.

>> Gee, thanks. I need a vacation. Captain

Schmura, send him to me here on Kar at

once.

>> Kiar in the Minotaur sector. Yes, your

home till your fur falls out. Mamml, get

him out of my fight.

>> I take great pleasure in announcing a

new slave on his way. Py

could happen.

>> How could it happen? How? He was our

last hope.

>> So much for your great warrior. Look,

it's what I've said to you all along. We

can't depend on anybody but ourselves.

Listen, this is the perfect chance for

me to sneak a look at their computers

and figure out what this project really

is. Cover me.

All right. Enough. Enough. Get back to

work.

>> Hey, where's that fox? Uh, she's um

she's she's right here. See?

>> Yeah. Okay, you heard the AIR MARSHAL.

BACK TO WORK.

I got it. But it's nothing I've ever

seen before. Any idea what it is?

>> It's a climate converter. That's what

they used to turn our entire world into

a sticky, icky, slimy, GRUNGY, MUCKY

SWAMP. SH. We must destroy it.

>> Follow my lead, boys. I have a plan.

>> Captain Smart, why was I not informed of

the capture of Bakuare?

>> Complex. But you are the master. You

know all I assumed. You assumed too

much. Could Bucky O'Hare in your fastest

transport and send him back here?

>> Yes, we have a score to settle with that

impulsive rodent. Oh, I hear and I obey.

Blinky, I've intercepted a scrambled tow

transmission to that warship. Unscramble

and play it back.

Put Bucky O'Hare in your fastest

transport and send him back here.

>> Attention all hands. The tots have

captured Bucky. We're going after them.

Willie, I need full power from the

engines. You've got it, Jenny.

Now,

this world. All right, they're the ones.

Take them to the torture room.

Looks like we're being pursued by a

mammal ship. Yes, it's the righteous

indignation.

>> You toads might as well give up now.

Nothing gets away from Jenny.

That got him in my sight. Range closing

now.

To the righteous indignation, hold your

fire. You're burning fur here.

>> Bucky, that you? We thought you were

captured.

>> Just hanging out a little with the

toads. Needed to get some information.

And now I think I understand what my

mentor meant when he said, "It's easier

to take a fortress from the inside by

stealth than from the outside by force."

>> But how can we get inside fortress?

>> We can't. But old Angus Mcchump can.

>> Who?

What's that?

a hair. LET'S ROUND HIM UP.

Hands up, hair.

>> Oh, don't hurt me. I give up.

>> Why don't we go then?

>> Oh, please don't send old Angus McJunk

to the slave factory. Anything but that.

Anything but that. Well, then that's

just where we'll send you.

They sound like they're suffering. All

we're doing isn't putting Toad TV

directly to their brains, ears, and

eyes. H, I wonder what's on

>> this. It's two papers in one. A

wallpaper and a fly paper. Now you can

brighten up your kitchen

and have lunch at the same time.

H. There's nothing like a quick fly

snack on a beautiful wall. And remember,

it comes in five enchanting decorated

colors and flavors.

>> The usual high standard at Toad TV.

Maybe other species simply aren't ready

for our superior cultural standards.

>> Perhaps

it isn't fair. He was my slave, mine.

Sir, you called?

>> Yes. Complex ordered. Bucky hair sent to

him. HE THINKS I'M WASHED UP. I'LL SHOW

HIM. I'LL FINISH THE CONVERTER AHEAD OF

SCHEDULE. Order every single slave TO

WORK DOUBLE SHIFTS UNTIL IT'S DONE.

>> Even those in the TORTURE ROOM.

>> I SAID EVERYONE

>> join that work gang over there.

And Iris, who are you?

>> Does this help,

>> Bucky? But but sh

>> I'm here to organize a resistance group.

We're going to get everyone out. My ship

will attack as soon as I knock out the

tow defenses.

>> We already have an excellent resistance

operation in place. I'll take you to the

leader tonight.

>> A climate converter.

There she is. Mimi Laflu.

>> The converter is nearly finished. We

must strike now.

>> Talk about a fox.

>> If we fail, more worlds will fall to the

toad scourge.

>> If only Bucky O'Hare were here. He

>> Oh, Bucky O'Hare. BUCKY O'HARE. If I

hear the name Bucky O'Hare one more

time, I'll scream. If you don't want me

to lead you, say so.

>> Shh. Not a word. I'll handle this.

>> Well, my vote goes for the little lady.

Yes, sir. Angus McD will follow you

anywhere.

>> Uh, thank you, Angus. Are the rest of

you with me?

>> We're with you, MIMI.

>> I'LL FIGHT. I'LL SHOW THOSE TO YOU A

THING or two.

>> That's That's good of you, sir. But I'm

afraid we need the stronger, younger

folks.

>> Huh? I'll have you know I'm not a day

over 93.

>> All right, you can be a lookout. I hope

you can see. Our entire plan depends on

reaching the command platform at the top

of the dome. I need the best jumper

you've got.

>> Larry was the best jumper on Warren,

except for Bucky. Uh, you know who.

>> Here's what we have to do. Gather

around.

Let's go.

Stay here and stand. Watch. Go.

Hurry. We have to do this before they

notice we're missing.

HEY, WHERE'S THAT BOX IN THE OTHER

HANDS?

What's that? IT'S THE ESCAPE ALARM.

DON'T WORRY, WE'LL FIND THEM.

WE'VE ONLY got a minute before they spot

us. Larry, it's up to you.

>> I didn't realize it was so high.

Amy, I can't do it. It's no time to get

cold feet. Everything depends on you.

>> There they are.

>> We're out of time. IT'S NOW OR NEVER.

I'll try.

>> Forget it, kid. You'd never make it.

I'll go.

>> I told you to stay below.

>> Sorry, Foxy lady. I'm not too good at

taking orders.

If it isn't my old friend, the air

marshall. Pardon me for dropping in

unannounced, but I've got a factory to

shut down. YOU YOU DIRTY RAT HAIR.

Me too.

Hairs of Warren. I've come to set you

free.

>> We ain't got no use. Our guns have been

deactivated. It's Bucky. PAKIO HAIR.

>> And he's magnificent.

Our long range sensors show the facto's

defenses have gone down. Buckyy's done

it. Hang on. We're going in.

>> Bucky O'Hare. You are the greatest.

>> Yeah, nice work, oldtimer. I like your

style. Just one thing. Don't call me

Foxy.

Now this is fun.

>> Wow, this looks just like the one we

destroyed on Genus. I wonder if

>> NOW HEAR THIS, YOU DESPICABLE FURBALLS.

You haven't escaped me yet. Unless you

surrender and return to your slave pits,

I will blow up this ENTIRE FACTORY.

But air marshal, sir, that toad's in

there, too. France is in there. A small

sacrifice, but why worry? The mammals

have no choice but to surrender.

>> I hope he must have the whole factory

lined with explosives.

>> We'll never get out of here. He's beaten

us.

>> Not that easy. Willie, whip up a little

surprise for our toad friends.

>> No problem, Bucky.

>> I repeat, move into the slave pits at

once. I AM LOSING MY PATIENCE. OKAY, HIT

THE power

to converter. They turned it on.

Willie, you're a genius.

>> No problem. You know, I bet if your

scientists work on this, it could

reverse what it did to your planet.

>> The United Animal Security Council names

you captain of this new frigot.

Congratulations, Captain Laflu.

I can't thank you enough.

>> Thank Bucky O'Hare. It was his idea.

>> I will in my own way.

>> Huh? Some people have no sense of

propriety.

>> Me humble android name of new starship.

>> The screaming Mimi.

In another dimension, another time and

space, a parallel universe is falling on

its face. When out of the chaos, who

else could it be? But the animal

adventurers from Spy,

Captain Bucky. Mutants and aliens and

toads beware. You're looking for

adventure. Well, this is it. We're dead

and WILL

her in the battle of the anniversary.

He knows when an ordinary rabbit would

dare. If your righteous indignation has

suffered a hit AND YOUR PHOTON

ACCELERATOR IS BROKEN A BIT AND YOU'RE

LOSING YOUR MIND and you're having a

fear, you're the funky FRESH RABBIT WHO

CAN TAKE CARE OF YOU. HAPPY

with cro toad.

>> MIGHTY MAX.

>> HEY, WATCH where you're stepping, Mr.

Maggus. To you, Max. Maggus, you're

humongous.

>> Now look inside.

>> Lava Lord. Watch these missiles fire.

>> Awesome.

>> And for you, Max, the claw. They'll

never outrun the lava blaster.

>> Norm Virgil, run

>> to the dungeon, Max, and take your

chicken with you.

>> Will Mighty Max escape the evil mega

robot, Maggus.

>> It's a mighty big problem.

>> Mighty Max Maggus comes with everything

you see here, including the Mighty Max

players from Mattel.

>> Yesterday morning, Mrs. Block sees me

Kellogg's Frosted Mini Wheats. And now

the whole neighborhood thinks I'm

>> such a bright boy, don't you? He keeps

his eye on nutrition. He

>> loves his choice frosted. We're talking

serious taste here. Cram with whole

grain wheat. You betcha. He must be

thinking.

>> She ought to be back up to the mother

ship.

>> Col's frosted mini cereal is part of

this complete breakfast. Tastes so good.

Who cares about anything else?

>> Why can't more kids be like him?

The kingdom was quiet until a maniac

showed up.

>> LEGO MANIAC.

NOW, you might call this castle crazy,

but to a Lego maniac, it's home.

>> Lego Maniac.

>> The Lego System Dragon Masters

Collection. Each set sold separately.

Maniac not included.

>> If kids like me were running the world,

I'd have my very own personal remote. If

you don't like what you're watching,

please stop. Leave your brother.

>> Change the channel.

>> Have a Big Mac and fries, dear.

>> Getting dressed for school would be fun.

Cleaning my room would be a snap. Cool.

And I wouldn't mind seeing my aunt Nina

so much.

>> Bubble beauty.

>> Muse button.

>> Lisa, do your homework.

How about a nice hot apple pie, dear?

>> Hey, it could happen.

>> Sega presents one champion of good,

one pawn of evil. It's Sonic and

Knuckles. Not only is it the greatest

Sonic game ever, it also comes with

lock-on technology. Plug in Sonic 2 and

use Knuckles to play in a whole new way.

Plug in Sonic 3 for 34 megs of power,

new worlds, and surprise endings. Sonic

and Knuckles with lock-on technology

only on Sega Genesis. Sonic and

Knuckles, other game cartridges and Sega

Genesis, each sold separately.

Kellogg's Pop Tarts are popping up up.

So cool. They're hot. So hot.

Hot hot.

The taste of real fruit.

Real hot.

Hot, hot, hot.

M. They taste so cool.

>> They're hot.

>> So hot. They're cool.

Supernatural things. Magic and sorcery.

They're back

from out of the gloom. Stock your worst

nightmares. Ghouls, zombies, werewolves,

vampires. You can't be sure what lurks

out there in the darkness of night.

>> We're the dark stalkers.

>> Chiron, intergalactic collector of

planets, wants the Earth. And he's going

to get it, even if he has to wake the

undead. He summons Dimmitri, Lord of the

Vampires, to launch a reign of terror to

release a plague of monsters and bring

humans to their knees. But other night

warriors are on the prowl. Monstrous,

awesome contenders with bizarre fighting

powers. Immortal creatures locked in

battle to decide the fate of the world.

Stopers.

>> It's enough to make your blood run cold.

10 lb kelp concentrate. Claus, did you

get the catnip, too?

>> Your master. 10 years of business

college for this. Why couldn't great

grandpa Eigor have been a peasant like

everyone else?

>> I don't understand, Claus. Is there

something wrong? Your family has always

served upon Genheims faithfully.

>> It's not that. It's just that I want to

help. I guess I expected to be part of

the team. I think I understand, Clouse.

You do help and you're very important. I

couldn't keep the castle clean without

you.

>> Oh no, they must be early.

Yes. Well, don't worry. I'll get that.

You look busy.

Welcome.

Uh

Jonathan, is that you?

>> Sorry, it's not the welcome wagon. You

were expecting maybe someone else.

No,

>> I don't have time to play games. Morgan,

you can't escape me that easily.

>> Claus. Cl. Ah, hello, Victor. I hope you

don't mind us just dropping by, but we

heard you were having a party. Party

down, Victor. Oh

Oh

My, you do have a magnetic personality.

I can hardly resist you myself.

>> Cut the comedy, Morgan. We must secure

my prisoner before the others arrive.

>> What do you mean your prisoner?

>> After all, I am Fireon's general.

>> General? General? Nuisance is more like

it.

They're worse than children, aren't

they?

>> You could just give it up and go home.

>> Very funny.

>> No, I think I know a way to catch the

rest of the dissident and create a

little

amusement for myself.

>> Talk selfing book to me.

>> Yes, master.

>> I couldn't help but overhear your little

disagreement, and I know a way to settle

it. I propose a contest. The plane

field, Victor's Castle. The only rules.

Whoever captures the most visitors

before the moon sets will be granted

their fondest desire, witches. You both

wish to become my general, don't you?

>> Yes. And who will judge this little

contest?

>> Why, Anais? Of course. The pharaohs are

renowned for their wisdom. Isn't that

right, Anakaris?

I will pull the wings from the fly of

the universe.

>> One, one for Deity. Ah, your razor sharp

judgment boggles the mind. The game has

begun. And may the best player win.

Indeed, may the best player win.

>> They'll never know what hit them.

Darkstalkers will return.

And now back to Darkstalkers.

control my foot.

>> Sorry, Bigfoot.

>> What are you reading? You've had your

nose in that book for the last hour.

>> I'm studying fireballs.

>> Fireballs?

Ew, how crude and unpleasant. You nasty

boy.

>> Hey, give the kid a break. That stuff

isn't easy, you know. Victor, Victor,

Victor. Where is he? I have to use the

>> the litter box.

>> I heard that.

>> Locked out. Now all we needs a storm.

Show off.

>> I'm just trying to set a proper mood.

>> You'll save your strength, Morgan.

You're going to need it. You is a foot.

>> Show off.

>> A foot.

>> Great. You're all going to smell like

wet rats. Bigfoot, do something. Well,

Victor invited us, so

>> weird. It looks like we're expected.

>> Yeah, it's a big place. Well, Victor

probably hasn't realized we're here yet.

I smell food that way.

>> No, Jonathan. First, I think we should

find Victor.

>> I just like to get dry.

Yes, you mammals do have a certain odor

when you're damp. Listen, fish boy.

>> Yeah, YOU TALKING TO ME, FURBALL. I

DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THAT.

>> HEY, Felicia is right. We should look

for Victor before we make ourselves at

home.

>> Yeah, I'll take her this way.

>> Harry and I will look upstairs. Bigfoot,

you try that way. And someone should

check the grounds.

Victor, are you there? Victor.

Oh, look at the circles under my eyes. I

am spending way too much time with these

air breathers.

>> Oh, you're almost pretty for a

fisherman.

>> I don't understand it. Everything looks

normal, but no, Victor. I've got a bad

feeling about this, Harry. It's almost

like like we're being watched. Yeah, I

know what you mean.

>> Well, happy days are here again.

>> Well, Victor's definitely not up here.

Let's see if the others have had any

luck.

>> Jonathan, it's coming from downstairs.

What was that?

>> Jonathan's gone. This has been spiked

with Wolf Bane. Oh, if Jonathan ate

this, he'll be in big trouble.

>> And Jonathan would eat it. What's going

on here?

>> Hey, anyone seen Riku?

>> Most people look for the silver lining,

John Talbane. Luckily for me, it's the

one thing you dread.

>> The moon is high. How goes the contest?

>> Uh, one, two for Dimitri.

One for Morgan.

>> That's not fair. Victor was my capture

in the first place.

>> BUT IT WAS MY PLAN. The judge has

spoken, Morgan. Perhaps you SHOULD DO

MORE WORK and less complaining. I'd love

to stand around chatting, but the moon

is high and I HAVE A CONTEST TO WIN.

See what I have to put up with, Pyron.

>> Poor dear. However, you do have a point.

Dimmitri is getting rather full of

himself. On a Caris, perhaps just this

once, you wouldn't mind giving Morgan a

little help.

>> Jonathan, RKU, and Victor have obviously

met with foul play. and Clouse. Clouse

Schmen Victor's assistant.

>> But he's a human, not one of us.

>> No, Harry's right. Clouse may not be

part of the team, but he's our

responsibility. We can't let anything

separate us. No matter what happens, we

have to stick together like Blue.

>> Felicia, wait. What about the clue?

>> Felicia

Harry.

What am I?

Uh-oh.

Harry

Bigfoot.

Dimmitri, I should have known it was you

the minute I saw those flying rats.

>> Spare me the insults, Felicia. I don't

have time. I have a game to play.

Hold still.

>> The catwoman is mine.

>> Think again, Dimmitri. The cat is mine

and so is the game.

No.

Got to hide. Got to hide. I can't let

them get me.

>> Darkstalkers will return.

And now back to Darkstalkers.

Fireball.

>> No.

Darn it.

>> Harry, it's me, Clouse.

>> Clouse, where have you been?

>> Hiding in the secret passages.

>> Secret passages. Cool.

>> Come on. We don't have much time. You're

the only one left. And if Morgan gets

you, she will win the game.

>> What game? I'll explain on the way.

>> What happened? Welcome to your new home,

pussycat.

>> Oo, such language. What's the count,

Anakarus?

>> One, two, three, Morgan. One, two. Damn

it.

>> I don't know how you did it, Morgan. But

if I find out you cheated, I will.

>> You'll what? You've met your match,

Dmitri. I am Pyron's new general.

>> Don't bet on it. They're still the boy.

>> Not if I get HIM FIRST.

>> DON'T LET THEM OUT OF YOUR SIGHT.

>> Sunflies are tickling my brain.

>> That doesn't surprise me at all.

>> They are in the dungeon on the other

side of this wall.

>> Cool. How do these things work? Is there

like a secret lever or something?

>> I wouldn't do that, Harry. These old

things can be pretty touchy.

>> Harry.

>> Oops. Harry.

Close. Close. PUT THE CANDLE BACK. PUT

THE CANDLE BACK.

BLAST.

>> CLOSE. CLOSE.

HARRY, RUN.

>> FIREBALL. FIREBALL. Come on. Fireball.

>> Don't worry. Everything's under control.

Harry, be careful.

>> Have a nice trip. See you next

>> close. Close.

>> How do you work this crazy thing?

Music, laughter, pickled pubs.

Lose someone. Bandage boy.

Hello.

Perhaps I better explain.

>> One, two. Damn it. One to Morgan.

>> Peace me, big guy. I've lost track, TOO.

>> You've done well, Clouse. I'll keep

Morgan and Dmitri busy upstairs while

you try to free Victor. Then we'll all

meet in the kitchen. Agreed.

>> Yeah, agreed.

>> Yoohoo, little boy.

Hello, Morgan. Looking for someone?

>> How did you get free?

>> Catch me if you can.

>> I caught you once, cut. I can

catch you again.

One,

two,

one, two,

>> seven.

>> Seven.

SEVEN.

UH-OH.

ONE, TWO, THREE.

>> You know, I've been thinking, Clouse.

Dimmitri may have caught Jonathan and

Victor, and Morgan may have caught Riku

and Bigfoot, but Ana Carara's caught

both of us. I wonder where that puts him

in the contest.

>> Huh?

>> You're right, Terry. I hadn't thought of

that. But of course, Pyron didn't invite

any cars to play. No, actually he caught

me too. If he was in the game, he would

already be in the lead.

>> Yes, unless of course Anakaris doesn't

think he's uh good enough to be Pyon's

general.

>> I am Phyoh of all of Egypt. GRIP FRUITS

AND CONQUEST TREMBLER AT MY PASSING.

>> I can see you're confused by this. Maybe

I can help you. I am an accountant.

Yeah, if you let me get my calculator, I

can figure this whole thing out for you.

Just think, you may already be the

winner. General

>> What's new, Pussycat? Looks like I'm

going to win this game.

>> I wouldn't count on that, Morgan.

There's only one winner here.

>> Me. I see you're wrong.

>> I say I'M RIGHT.

>> WRONG.

>> RIGHT.

>> WRONG.

>> RIGHT.

>> I SAY you're both wrong.

>> After her.

>> Get out of my way.

>> Out of my way.

>> I'll just be a moment here.

Oh, this is a solar calculator. I need a

little more light. Would you mind

pulling that light switch over there?

You do want to know if you're a winner,

don't you?

Uh-oh.

Just what I needed. Now I think I'm

going to share a little with you.

The jackal runs, but he cannot hide.

GO VICTOR.

GET HIM.

Let's see if we can figure this out now.

That's one for the moon, one for Morgan,

and one for an

I. Believe an Caris loses.

Victor, Bigfoot, you all made it

>> thanks to Clouse. I had no idea the

castle held this many secrets.

>> I've had plenty of time to explore it.

>> We've only got a second. Dimmitri and

Morgan are right behind me. Clouse, is

there any place we could trap them?

>> Maybe in the freezer.

>> Freezer?

>> Freezer? Good idea. Here they come.

>> I'll get them. I'll get them.

Someone needs to put you in the pound,

dog boy. Third time's a charm. Fireball.

>> Oh, poor deers. Need something to cool

off?

>> Need some ice to go with your drink?

Let's see how my minions have fared.

What happened here? Where are Demetri

and Morgan?

>> Fools. Can't you do anything right?

Well, there is no winner. Both of you

forfeit the game. But don't think you

will defeat me so easily again.

As for you, don't fail me again, or you

will know the depth of my wrath. Now go

and

clean yourselves up.

>> Clouse, you certainly pulled our fur out

of the fire. Yes, it's lucky that Claus

is part of our team.

>> Hey, dog breath, you're sitting on my

foot. Think

>> you should have called an extra cap for

those things.

Darkstalkers will return.

And now back to Dark Stalkers.

>> Going to be trouble. Your baby and the

man.

What a rumble. How about tonight? They

want to war. Just let me fight.

Going to be trouble. Baby, I'm a trouble

man.

Want to find a Come on. Don't you

understand?

I give you double.

Baby, I'm the trouble man.

I've got a craving for Kellogg's Froot

Loops. I love that fruit taste. I find

cancer and they can take me TO THAT

YUMMY TASTE. A FRUIT BAT? THAT'S MY

NAME. FRUIT'S MY GAME. Look into my eyes

and take me to Kellogg's Fruit Loops.

>> Don't use your eyes. Use your nose to

get that beautiful taste.

>> Well, just follow your nose.

>> To the berry, orange, lemon, cherry, and

lime loops.

>> There they are.

>> Hello. Truloop cereal with berry purple.

A fruitful part of this complete

breakfast. Fruitfully delicious.

>> Yes. Worth hanging around for.

>> Thinking of getting high.

>> You better know what you're jumping

into.

>> Okay. What'd you guys do with the corn

pops?

>> No corn pops this time. Has

>> get some rest. Big game today.

>> No. Kell's corn pops. Would they do that

to me? Nah.

>> Okay. Hand them over. Hand over what?

>> Okay, fine. Pants play without me. I

want my pups. Oh, what? That tastes like

sweet crunchy popcorn. And if I can't

have them, I don't play. Still there.

>> Hey, ask them. Don't let them get to

you.

>> Me? I just want to get out there and

play.

>> Kellogg's Corn Pop cereal is part of

this complete breakfast.

>> I got to have my pops.

Connect.

Connects. The new snap together

colorcoded construction set.

There I was with Bunny mixing up some

quick when magically we were in the

laboratory of the mad Dr. foolish. Who's

turning the world's chocolate to

Brussels sprouts?

>> We have to stop him.

>> I'll distract him with some quick

>> and I'll unplug his machine.

>> Chocolatey quick. Ah, chocolatey. QUICK.

>> HEY, MACHINE. You

>> sure pulled the plug on this one?

>> Katie, lights out already.

>> Almost.

>> Nicely quick. It's magic in the making.

Check out the cheese in this new ranch

dressing. New super cheese ranch

dressing. What's it taste like, DUDE?

>> And there's taco ranch dressing. Remind

you of anything?

>> Fun flavors that will blow your mind

from Hidden Valley. And now there's

Earth Power glow tags. Five cool dog

tags that really glow in the dark.

There's one wrap right on each SPECIALLY

MARKED BOTTLE OF Hidden Valley dressings

for kids. Feel the power.

>> Look at this. Come on. What?

Cool things happen when you start the

day with Kellogg's Pop-Tarts.

>> So cool. They're hot. So hot.

>> It's the hot taste of real fruit filling

inside and cool frosting on the outside.

Real hot hot.

The cool hot part of this complete

breakfast.

So cool. They're hot. So hot.

>> Thank you.

To many, it is modern-day folklore. To

others, it is simply tabloid headlines.

But to a select few, it is the ultimate

reality. Intergalactic aliens have

arrived on Earth. Now they move among

us. Only one top secret elite group of

trained professionals has the ability to

detect these extraterrestrial beings.

B A D. The Bureau of Alien Detectors led

by Squadron Leader Sergeant Ben Packer,

military war hero, special agent Shane

Sanderson, life science expert.

Mooseanu, alien encounter survivor.

Colin Marcus, computer specialist, and

Casey Taylor, psychic communicator.

Together, they have only one mission to

confront, control, and contain all alien

encounters. Together, they are B A D,

the Bureau of Alien Detectors.

Dr. Hijiri, I can't thank you enough for

making me your graduate intern on this

dig. I mean, if Professor Surmans

actually found the skull of a smart

dinosaur,

>> proof that dinosaur evolution was on its

way to producing a late Cretaceous

species with the ability to reason, to

use tools, a spoken language.

>> I mean, talk about setting paleontology

on its head. Well, it could be one of

Dr. Serbin's infamous practical jokes.

That T-Rex skeleton he found out here

wasn't any practical joke. Neither is

this.

>> Ah, trodon promosis with a brain case

that would do homo sapiens proud.

>> Troadon sapiens. Pretty accurate

description. If poor Yoro here was as

bright as his cranium suggests,

>> unless it's a fake, like Pilttown man.

Do you really want to stake your

paleontological future on a hoax? Randy,

>> do you think someone with Dr. Surman's

reputation would actually do something

like that? Why?

money, fame. All I know is that in 200

years of dinosaur hunting, no one's ever

come up with a shred of evidence that

even suggests the existence of a smart

dino.

>> Dr. Surman

Brett, it's Karen.

Hello,

>> professor.

>> Maybe he's off digging

>> in the desert at night. At least one of

his students would have been left to man

the trailer.

Professor Surman.

Boy, talk about your homemade moon

roofs.

That doesn't sound like a Kyle to me,

doctor. And those phone lines back there

weren't just snipped. They were pulled

down from the middle. You got a bunch of

missing bone hunters, a hole in the roof

that shouldn't be there. And we aren't

out of here.

>> We can't just leave. Not without knowing

what happened to Brett.

>> Let the cops find out what happened.

Hang on, Doc.

>> There was a pay phone at the gas station

we passed on the 95. That wasn't here

before.

>> We are out of here. Hang on, Doc.

Randy.

Randy.

Randy.

We know very little so far. Two noted

paleontologists and several graduate

students have vanished from a dig near

the old nuclear test area at Apache

Sands. Professor Britt Surman and Dr.

Karen Hijiri. Karen Hijiri, the chairman

of paleontology department at the

University of Boulder.

>> You know her?

>> Yep. Summer of 94. I went on a dig with

her in the Atlas Mountains. Part of a

grad school enhancement program.

>> I remember that smile you came back

with. Real enhanced.

>> Yeah, even if he didn't discover any new

dinosaurs while he was there.

>> Apache Sands. I thought that's been off

limits since the 60s. Sealed tight.

>> The place the defense department

conducted its underground Avon tests in.

I hope it's sealed double tight.

>> Underground radiation that unusual

wasn't caused by DoD. Agent Marcus.

>> Alien.

>> One of the first sites we uncovered when

the bureau was first commissioned. Here

is part of the videotape Dr. Simon

recorded before he disappeared.

>> What the heck is that? Whatever it is,

it's not of this Earth. You tell me what

it is. Go investigate, Sergeant. And if

there is something out there, I wouldn't

mind if you lived up to your name and

brought it back alive.

>> Affirmative, sir.

Let's move it.

>> We've got trouble

>> over there. Let's go. Hi, S.

>> Hold on. I'm sensing something.

>> Smell that? Weird. Kind of like cement

and bananas.

>> Something is afraid. It's

Look out.

Hey,

>> you okay?

>> Yeah, it was weird. It seemed afraid for

someone, not just afraid. I'm sure it

wasn't attacking us,

>> man. It sure was hard. Kind of like

bones.

>> Whatever it was, it sure wasn't human.

>> Pretty jagged, these marks. Rule out a

saw. Teeth. This wheel was bitten off. I

was afraid you'd say that. Big teeth.

Lots of them.

>> Maybe it wasn't exposed bones. Maybe a

shell like on a turtle. Then that was

one big turtle.

>> Casey Sandman, we copy this. Anything

wrong?

>> Could be. Dino guy. Uh-oh. Shadow Hawk

sensors just picked up a large object

moving your way. You want to roll out

the welcome mat.

>> Man, when you said large object, you

forgot to say how large.

>> I always wanted to see a live

Tyrannosaurus. Weren't you ever told be

careful what you wish for, you just

might get it?

>> Nice driving.

>> Oh, Mr. T-Rex, that wasn't very

neighborhood.

You're mine. All mine.

I've uncagased air to ground. Stay

clear. You got it, Sergeant.

What's that thing made of?

Colin,

>> look at this thing. It moved. It clawed

the air. It grabbed the electro harpoon.

Totally alive. And I can't explain why.

Do you know what this thing is made of?

No, but I can tell you what it looks

like. A bunch of fossil bones. And moose

goes to the head of the class.

Fossilized bone it is.

>> This creature and the one we ran into in

the trailer are two whole different

species. And I'm not just talking looks

either.

>> Now, here's something interesting.

It's radioactive. So, each of us take a

geer counter, spread out, and sweep the

area. Track him to his lair.

Shane.

>> Sarge. Sarge. Do you copy? I found

>> You wait for backup, Sanderson.

Sanderson, this is Pat. Do you copy?

Repeat, do you copy?

You're dead.

You're dead.

Hey dudes, I can walk you now. How about

letting me down,

man? Not so hard.

Heat.

Heat.

Uh, one at a time, guys.

>> They're not going to hurt you. Shane

>> Karen,

what's more appropriate for this sort of

reunion? Long time no see, or what's a

nice guy like you doing in a place like

this?

>> It is you. That's great. Really? Um,

will they let me come to you? Consider

them good guys, not aggressive. If it

weren't for them, I'd be T-Rex kibble.

>> Karen,

>> I'm fine. I'm practically good as new.

>> You're hurt.

>> My ankle, it was broken.

>> Was

that's a sprain ankle, Karen. A light

sprain at that.

>> Yesterday it was broken.

>> And now it's healed in one day. You're

telling me that they healed the bone?

>> Not them. the same chemistry that gave

them life, though.

>> Obviously, these creatures are not

cloned from the DNA of the sorapods who

died out 65 million years ago. No, sir,

Major. Preliminary analysis of the

detached T-Rex limb shows its makeup to

be primarily fossilized bone, which, as

we all know, can't be alive, but it is.

When the source of the radiation in the

vicinity is alien, Agent Marcus,

anything is possible. Don't lose that

limb. I want it back here for a detailed

scientific workup.

>> Understood, Major V.

>> Big Rex is down there, Sarge. I can

sense him.

>> Well, we already know it can be hurt. I

say we go in blasting.

>> Negative. Sanderson may be down there.

Colin,

>> it's going to be a little hot down

there. Not as much as it used to be,

though. Plenty of radioactive decay over

the years.

>> So, it's safe to go in.

>> Only for brief periods,

>> then let's be brief.

>> So, you're saying the alien radiation

somehow triggered the fossil DNA in

these rocks,

>> started it replicating? That's right.

And as the cells divided, they followed

the genetic code already programmed into

them.

>> Creatures extinct for 65 million years

are back.

>> Not quite. The mineral content

permeating the cells produced a species

of living fossils. Trodon sapiens.

>> But what do they eat? Real trodons ate

meat. They were carnivores.

>> The alien radiation has left large

crystalline deposits throughout these

caverns.

>> I get it. Rock candy for the troons.

>> It seems to be a peaceful, almost

idyllic existence. Have you examined the

cave art?

>> Uh, I've been a little preoccupied. This

stuff over here doesn't look so idyllic.

>> The T-Rexes prey on them.

>> Whoa, there, Karen. Rexes, plural. How

many?

>> According to Professor Surman,

Tyrannosaurus fossils are quite common

in this locality.

>> Boy, I've been in caves before, but this

one takes the cake. Well, I think I just

cut the cake.

>> Hold your fire. Most if anything is down

here. We don't want to alert it before

we're ready.

>> I got to stop ringing these doorbells.

Big Rex, I can sense soon.

>> Over there. You want to be this? Come

and get it.

>> The team. They're in trouble.

Please. My friends need me. I've got to

go to them. Please,

>> can you walk?

>> I'm going to stay here with my friends.

I'll be safe. Don't worry. You don't

know how I've dreamed of a discovery

like this ever since I was a child. This

is my reason for being.

>> A lot of kids had dreams like that,

Karen. Including me. You still can't

stay here.

>> Of course I can. Shane has a whole

language to translate here. And I'm the

Rosetta Stone. A culture and a biology

unlike any we've ever seen on Earth. The

radiation will kill you.

>> It gave life to these dinosaurs.

>> And it will kill you. I'm sorry, Karen.

You're as out of place in their world as

they'd be in ours.

>> You're asking me to let them die alone.

>> They know how to hide from the Rexes.

>> It's not the Rexes. They're going

extinct.

>> They don't act extinct.

>> Shane, look around. Are there any

juveniles here?

>> I haven't seen any.

>> There aren't any. There aren't any eggs.

Not one.

>> They can't reproduce. a unique,

wonderful, intelligent species. I was

hoping I could help them somehow.

>> Doctor, if those T-Rexes get here before

we're gone, you're not even going to be

able to help yourself.

>> You're right. As much as I hate to admit

it,

>> get on. It'll help you move.

I just had a hopeful thought.

>> What's that?

>> Well, if they can't lay eggs, neither

can those T-Rexes.

>> Oh my

god. It's like fighting a mountain.

Maybe if we concentrate all our fire on

one spot.

>> That's more like it. Don't talk, just

shoot.

>> All right,

>> we got a Don't start the ticker tape

parade just yet. That T-Rex had both its

arms. That means it's not a gang of one.

You got company. Go, go, get out. Just

as soon as you're clear,

get up the sh. Move it. Move it. Move

it. Keep moving. Come on.

Over here. Yeah, sir. GO, GO, GO. GET

OUT OF HERE.

DEAD.

Work it out, PRANKANU. I'LL COVER YOUR

BACKS. Elemental morph.

>> Very inventive, Moose.

>> Hurry.

I got the Sarge.

>> No, they don't.

>> Casey, hurry, case.

>> Hold on, Sarge.

>> Hurry, Casey.

Sarge, are you okay?

>> Yeah,

thanks for them.

And that is the end of that.

>> The Troadontoids gave their lives for

us. For any creature, there can be no

greater honor.

>> I won't forget.

>> I suppose we could tell a few select

people what we found down there. Maybe

they'd want to get the trrodons up to a

protected lab where you could study them

if they're still alive.

>> No, I don't think they'd like living out

the rest of their lives as guinea pigs

in a laboratory. Let them be.

>> Smart dinosaurs.

Smart lady. Welcome home, Karen.

I love new Twizzlers. Pull and peel.

Pull and peel.

I make two eyes.

>> We play games.

>> He loves me.

>> I get an A. I got an A+.

>> He loves me not.

>> Uh-oh.

>> No batteries needed.

>> New Twizzlers Pull and Peel. Chewy,

delicious, cherry flavored candy with

nothing to pick up.

>> Nothing to pick up.

>> Cuz I ATE IT ALL.

>> NEW Twizzlers pulling peel.

>> Things aren't always what they seem.

Take hidden treasure cereal. Every

square looks the same. Sweet, crunchy,

right? But certain ones

have a taste of fierce fruity frosting

inside. Some got it, some don't. Some

blast you, some won't. How do you know

which is which? Research.

Part of this balanced breakfast.

Hidden treasures. The cereal that's more

than it seems.

There's only one way to make the coolest

games even cool. GAME GENIE.

>> TO start at any level, Game Genie. To

play YOUR WAY. GAME GENIE.

>> WELL, get this. Game Genie's got the

secret codes for Mortal Kombat. And if

you think Mortal Kombat is awesome now,

where do you play with Game Genie? Cuz

if you don't, you'll never know how far

you can go. Now, Game Genies cost less,

each sold separately for most video game

systems. Free Mortal Kombat Game Genie

codes at participating retailers.

Supplies limited to year end.

>> It seems no matter how much you want a

crisp, delicious ego waffle, there's

always someone who wants it a little

more.

>> Hey, wiggle my ego.

Crisp, delicious ego waffles. Part of a

nutritious breakfast.

>> Isn't technology wonderful?

>> It's the Nightmare Before Christmas toy

collection. What's this? It's Jack. I am

the pumpkin king. And look, I'm going

Christmasing. What's this? The

werewolf's howling and Sally's losing

all her arms and legs and things. What's

this? Santa's giving presents. Evil

scientists are right locked in shotgun

barrel trick or treat throughout the

night. Mayo's kind of toothpaste.

Behemoth's got an ache. And inside Ogie

Boogie, you'll find worms and bugs and

snakes. What is this?

>> It's the Nightmare Before Christmas toy

collection. Each sold separately.

Background sets not available.

>> Hey, what do you want from a

high-powered blaster?

>> Balls. MORE BALLS.

>> THUNDER Strike 20. Not three, not six,

not even eight. 20 rapid fire shots. No

waiting. No pumping.

>> The 20 ball Thunder Strike 20. More

balls than any other blaster.

>> What's the matter? Out of ammo? Have a

ball.

>> Thunder Strike 20. Balls. More balls.

Thunder Strike 20. Only from Tao.

Batteries not included.

A little boy named me have a secret

house this year and he was once a

pharaoh when Egyptians ruled the world

and all sorts of things

and night but has guardian to protect

his

25

by the way

of the world today.

They're going to make the world today.

The Egyptians way the

life.

>> I am starving.

>> So, you're the great chef of lower

Egypt. Cook something.

>> There's nothing to cook. Somebody didn't

do the shopping this week.

>> Are you implying that shopping is a

woman's duty?

>> No, he's implying that it's your duty.

Jak did the shopping last week, so this

week it's your turn.

>> And it's Armon's turn to empty the

sacred cat's litter box.

>> Huh?

>> I need a few items myself.

>> Nefertina, please.

>> Guess I've got company. Come on.

>> Be careful. You're stretching the

fabric.

Yes, Carnival remains undefeated.

>> I require a rematch.

>> I can't believe.

I've got cold. Where's my beverage? I

can feel my mucous membranes growing

drier by the second.

>> It's coming. It's coming. Keep your

ceremonial robes on.

Take this car.

You spill it and it's coming out of your

manicure money.

Modern. Well, how can anyone call this

time modern when they can't even cure a

common cold?

It tastes orange.

>> All medical wisdom from all corners of

the world agree there is no cure for the

common cold.

>> I know what they say, but I don't have 7

to 10 days to waste resting in bed.

Perhaps there is one who can help me.

The ancient goddess of sickness and

healing.

No, not segment. Oh, she has a fierce

temper. She could level this entire

city.

>> Unless you level it first.

>> This is still unclear to me.

>> Exactly what part of the chicken is the

nugget?

I don't think I want to know.

I did not build the hot ro so you could

destroy it.

>> Good point. I think I need a little more

power to handle this baby safely with

the strength of rock.

Now, typical childish behavior, wasting

your power.

No point talking to you when you're like

this.

The Western Gate. And there's someone

down there. Three guesses who that is.

And the first two don't count.

>> STOP. STOP THE CAR.

>> FINE. WHATEVER.

Thank you. But I'm not in need of

assistance.

>> Oh, yes you are.

Can you handle things up here?

>> Why?

>> Oh, I think so.

What's happening?

Welcome, oh great one.

Well, that worked out well.

Okay, let's get this over with

Neutina.

Thanks.

>> We have to warn the others. Scarab has

called forth someone through the western

gate.

>> One thing, wrath, could you drive? I'm

pooped.

I welcome you, oh most divine lady

segment, to my humble home.

>> Indeed. And why have you summoned me to

your poultry domain? I'm a busy goddess,

mortal. I haven't got all day.

>> Oh, great setmouth, this cold has nearly

undone me. You're the goddess of health

and sickness. I was hoping to impose

upon your kindness.

>> You brought me here for a cold. I've

leveled entire civilizations for less.

Now there's an idea. I haven't leveled

anything in ages.

>> No. No. Oh, great one. Let's not be too

hasty here. Simply cure my cold and and

then I can have you back on your way in

two shakes.

I cannot conceive of a punishment

painful enough to match your imput,

>> but give me a few minutes. First, I feel

like leveling something. Why? Look, your

little city. How perfect.

>> Oh, that went well.

>> Go be quiet.

Huh?

>> I told YOU GUYS TO STOP following me.

You look like the dork patrol.

>> Scarab is up to something. And until we

find out just what it is, we shall guard

you at all times.

>> Okay, how about this? One of you can

stay, but the others have to go back and

recharge or go look for Scarab or do

anything but hang around here.

>> A wise suggestion. We must be ready when

Scarab's plot is revealed. I shall

remain here. No, I'll stay.

>> No, but I'm the logical one.

>> What good will that do?

>> I want to stay.

>> Whoa. Time out. I'm the junior pharaoh

here. I'll decide. And I pick Cotti,

>> our cat.

>> What?

>> No way.

>> Look, as long as I wear my amulet,

you'll be able to find me. Now go,

please, before people start asking

questions.

>> What's with the Dark Patrol? Eh, distant

cousins.

It's a scorcher folks record highs

throughout the Bay Area.

>> Ouch.

When you have your health, you have

everything. But when you have plagues,

you have fun.

>> In general, anything that falls from the

sky can be termed precipitation.

Rain, snow,

>> frogs,

>> frogs, hail,

frogs.

>> Yeah, look.

Guys, there's some seriously whacked

weather going on out there.

>> Yeah, we noticed.

>> Fires, frogs, locusts. Wrath, does this

make sense to you?

>> I'd venture that Scarab's mystery guest

might have a part in this.

The

>> mystery is answered at the park.

Quickly ready the hot raw.

>> Here we go.

>> Oh, my hair is going to fit something

awful.

>> It's not the heat. It's the amphibians.

>> This must be the place.

>> Look over there. That looks like

Sigmmet.

>> Who's that?

>> The goddess of sickness and health.

She's destroyed whole civilizations with

her evil temper,

>> with the strength of Raw.

Let's get cut.

>> Hey,

>> you guard this area. All right. Hey,

wait a second. To call,

>> cease this mayhem, Sigmmit, and return

to the nether world.

>> Why? I'm just getting warmed up.

Call

it.

>> Please hear me. You are capable of great

mercy. Why are you here?

>> As if I should answer to a mortal like

you. Enough. I tire of these games. Let

the final curse of Sekm be unleashed.

Shield your eyes.

>> Rapsies,

>> I think we have got a problem here.

>> No, I'm okay. Really?

What's the problem?

Jakal wants you to rest.

>> So, I'm in bed.

>> Should we not take the young prince to a

modern healer? A doctor?

>> What are they going to do? Treat him for

warts?

>> No. Their potions can do nothing. This

change is a result of Sekmet's magic.

Are you going to finish that?

>> Well, not now.

>> Segment is notorious for her temper. I

must search the histories for a cure for

her curses. Do such cures exist? No one

has ever defeated Segmet before.

>> So, we'll be the first. Perhaps together

we will.

>> You going to finish that? Huh?

>> No. You take it.

Oh, great spirits of the river Nile,

arise and purge this demon vial.

Not what I had in mind.

My magic is useless against an angry

goddess. There's no one else in this

modern world who can help except

Rav. You mind if I go splash around in

the moat? My skin's all dry.

>> I call upon you, Scar. I call upon you,

Scar. I call upon you, Scar. All right.

Already? I heard you. I'm coming now.

Quit shouting.

>> What do you want?

>> I have a proposition, Scarab. You need

me.

>> That's a laugh.

>> It's the truth. You're not strong enough

to stop Sikmet, and now she's out of

control. You arrogant wretch.

So, I've been sick. I have a plan. I'll

work with you on one condition. You

swear no harm will come to the young

pharaoh. Why would I promise such a

thing?

>> You angered Sikment when you brought her

through the western gate. We both know

how she works. She'll be hunting you

down soon enough. If you're willing to

agree, then follow my instructions. It's

a pleasure doing business with you.

>> This should be interesting.

>> Oh, be quiet.

>> You made a deal with Scarab.

>> He's the only one capable of helping us

stop Segment.

>> Okay, but if he so much as blinks funny,

I am taking him out.

>> Get in line.

>> Oh, gee, thanks. I appreciate your

support.

I got a feeling I'm not going to like

this.

>> I've got a feeling I'm going to hate

this.

>> How much longer is this going to take?

My wrists are going numb. We have to get

Segmet's attention. Well, this is

foolish. Well, I didn't hear any bright

ideas from you.

>> Scarab, you worm. I've been looking for

you. This signal offends me.

>> He did it. Well, then I'll just have to

destroy you both

>> with the strength of Raw.

>> Well done, Scarum. We have her where we

want her. Well, have fun then. See you.

>> Scarab, let go.

>> No. With the strength of Raw.

You've joined with the others against

me. Oh, I'm going to enjoy this.

>> GET ME BACK UP THERE.

>> But Scarab's back up there with

Sackmatch. You call. It's our only

chance. We have to hurry.

>> Go help the others distract her.

Remind me to harm you later. Now get up

and help me.

An arrow. Are you trying to stop a

goddess with an arrow?

Magical.

Hold still.

It worked. Well, of course it worked. It

was my plan.

>> We really must do this again sometime.

>> Looks like everything's back to normal.

>> Hey, Jak Arman over here. Anybody got a

health? I think I got a cold.

A little boy named Presley found a

secret out this year that he was once a

pharaoh when Egyptians ruled the world.

And now some sorcerer named Scar tries

to get him day and night. But Presley

has four guardians to protect his very

life.

>> He has from 1525 BC. He has a

>> protection for the new Rap.

are hanging by the Brisco Bay,

>> protectors of the world today.

He has

>> from 1545 BC

>> protection for the Pharaoh.

>> They're hanging by the western gate.

>> They're going to save the world today.

The Egyptian way, the

alive.

Heat. Heat.