Original subtitles

[opening theme music playing]

One bite of this rich, soft and fluffy butter cake...

[scoffs] She's gonna turn inside out

like a sock within an hour after swallowing that.

[Nicole] Hmm.

...as you soak that cake with a tasty...

Okay, this does look like it might cause

gastrointestinal distress,

but what does he think he's watching?

I think he's stuck in survival mode.

They've been on a reality TV binge watch for over 32 hours.

He must have fried his last brain cell

around the time they were watching that show

where people have to survive naked in the jungle.

They need to adapt to survive!

I wish they flew me out there.

I'd show those wet wipes how it's done.

Are you inferring that I'm not capable

of triumphing against nature?

Oh, no, I think they both are.

[Nicole, Anais, Darwin laugh]

[rousing music]

[Gumball grunting]

Uh, what's he doing?

I think he's rising to the challenge.

Darwin, let's get naked in the wild and prove them wrong!

Richard, you're in charge while I take Anais

to her one-person protest against...

Uh, what is it this week?

Oh, you know, just the destruction of animal habitat

due to intensive farming.

Silly, isn't it?

But somebody has to try.

[sighs] Yeah, that.

So, can you please be a responsible father

and make sure nobody's getting naked anywhere?

Thank you. Bye.

- Richard! - [yelps]

Yes. Responsible.

[groans]

Dad, can we both get naked and go survive outside?

[Richard] Responsible?

What does being a responsible father truly mean?

Is protecting a child at the detriment of

learning from their mistakes responsible?

- Yeah. - Yeah!

Okay, now you're gonna lock this door behind us.

And no matter what you hear, for any kind of reason,

do not open--

[snoring]

There it is, buddy.

No goin' back now.

We're locked outside.

It is us versus the wild.

[birds chirping]

[both groaning]

Grass feels weird.

Yeah, but adapt, dude, adapt.

We just, uh... we just have to power through the awkwardness.

Let's just-- let's just sit down.

Okay, ready?

[both groan]

It's really weird, but there's something nice, too.

Oh! Kind of like sitting on a carpet made of Santa's beard.

[Darwin shudders]

Why does it feel so weird for my naked butt to touch things,

but only when I don't wear shoes?

Huh. Maybe it's because of that squirrel looking at us.

[serious music playing]

[Darwin] Uh...

[slow panting]

Dude, they're eating me! I can't get them all!

Wait. You do me, and I do you.

Okay.

[Richard] Hmm.

Is this what a responsible father should let them do?

[Gumball] Dude! Not in the pixels!

Yes.

[squirrel chittering]

[gasps] Bro, did that squirrel just laugh at me?

Nah, a squirrel laugh is more like...

[chitters]

Okay, that was remarkably accurate.

[groans]

Hey, yo, you want a piece of me, too,

you glorified rat?

No, no, no! Don't get too close.

[hissing]

[yelps]

[squeaks]

- [roaring] - [screaming]

Do something!

- Uh, yeah. Uh... - [Gumball screaming]

Let's see how funny it is when it's your turn to be food.

Aw.

[whimper]

- Oh. - Oh.

What did we hit?

[Gumball grunts]

Please don't be people. Please don't be people.

Please don't be people.

Yay! It's not people.

It's garbage.

[squirrel laughing]

Okay. I take it back.

We're gonna--

[chokes]

We're gonna croak harder than frogs

at a French buffet out here.

I tried hard to be responsible,

but you guys looked like you were having so much fun.

[laughing gleefully]

- [gasps] The door! - We're saved!

[both] ♪ We are not gonna die, yeah ♪

♪ We're going back inside, yeah ♪

Do you mind if I join in?

[squirrel chitters]

♪ We're going back inside, yeah ♪

[Gumball, Darwin, Richard continue singing]

- [lock clicks] - [Richard] Hmm?

[Gumball] No!

No! [crying]

[gasps] Tell me you have the key.

Uh... tell me where you see a pocket.

- [chittering] - [crashing]

[Gumball, Darwin cry]

Oh, come on. It's not that bad.

At least it's not raining.

I mean, at least it's not hailing.

[hail pattering]

Mr. Dad, just say nice ones.

Say something about nice weather.

Uh, at least it isn't warm and bright.

- [lightning cracks] - Uh, at least it's--

We need to find shelter, now.

Don't worry.

I'm a responsible adult.

I've got you!

[grunts, mumbles]

We could use this wood to build a shelter.

[sighs] I should've gone with the girls.

Would have been much more fun.

Go on, sweetie. [grunts]

You tell them.

[police siren blaring]

[all shivering]

Well, at least one animal no longer needs saving.

[snoring]

[low growling]

Was that an animal?

Darwin, what did he say?

Actually, I think that was Mr. Dad's stomach,

and what it said was not fit for children's TV.

That wasn't me, guys.

[yelps]

- [squawking] - [all scream]

[growling]

[animals growling]

[laughing]

Where are they all coming from?

Oh, it's the garbage.

It must have attracted them.

Here, have some trash.

[squawks]

No, thank you. I don't like the taste.

Did you try the trash while we weren't looking?

No.

Why would I eat it if I don't like the taste?

- [growling] - [screaming]

Aah, dude, not so close. Your tail was swiping me.

- Sorry. - It's okay.

We're gonna have to fight if we want to survive.

No. I am the responsible adult.

It is my duty to protect you.

Easy now.

Easy.

[babbling aggressively]

[yelps]

Dad, what are you doing?

I'm making myself bigger to scare them off.

I think it's working.

Dad!

No, wait.

[Darwin] He's literally too big to swallow.

[laughs] French fries save lives.

[both laugh]

[both gulp]

[crashing]

[roaring]

Oh, what now?

New survival trick, we play dead.

That's going to be very good practice

for when we actually kick the bucket in the next 30 seconds.

[yelps]

[Richard grunting]

I'm okay!

I'm still okay.

[screaming]

It kind of gets okay by the minute now.

I feel like there's a moral in this somewhere.

I think I got it.

Watching other people fail on TV doesn't make you an expert.

Wait, no, don't get naked in the backyard.

Simple. True.

[both scream]

No, I think it's something deeper than that.

[groaning]

[Gumball] Maybe it's just the light on the other side,

but I think I'm having a flash of insight.

These animals are here because we took over their territory.

They are adapting to survive

because they have no other choice.

What is happening now is our fault.

For what we do to the planet...

[all] We do to ourselves.

[chittering]

[animals sniffing]

Hmm. That's a new one.

- [crashing] - [Nicole and Anais screaming]

What the-- What are we supposed to do now!

We adapt and survive.

- [squirrel chitters] - [moose grunts]

[all chewing]

How long do we have to keep living like this?

Until they get tired of living like us, I guess.

[car horns honking]

[roaring]

[Gumball] Ah, there it is.

[all laughing]

[closing theme music playing]