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have you taken this class before

no neither have I yes

like the the waitlist for me was like 6 months

same here 6 months yeah

I've never had a class like that before

neither have I it's already 5 minutes late

I know like this better be worth it seriously

I know I hope we get a good stretch in

well you know

maybe that's that's why he's late

like maybe he just like really prepares yeah

that's true gotta get in the mindset yeah

ha the yoga master has arrived

welcome to my dojo

I am your instructor Damon Downward Dog Dice

and you are my students for today

by the end of today you're all gonna be yoga experts

I can smell the victory are you ready

yes all right

let's rock

okay first we're gonna do some breathing exercises

breathe in

I can feel the breath

feel the breath

fly

fly

I never took this one for another one yes

be a seagull fly through the sky

not you pigeon I guess we're doing it right yeah

I think fly stretches yes

mind body and soul here I feel it

it feels like a workout more single

nothing like a flamingo but it's okay

I guess so he's not yelling at us okay

this is different I've never done this before neither

beautiful everyone's everyone's got the breath going

stop

okay next

no down

next exercise to loosen the core

okay so here's how it works

it's all about the breath

focus on the breath

the up is the cow and the down is the cat

but this is very important

on the cat cow

you mew on the cat and you moo on the cow

okay follow me

meow meow meow

meow meow meow

meow

let me see keep going

yeah feel it

the essence of the cow inside you

the essence of the cat is with you

yes release the inner beast

doing great though yeah

look at my little kitties

let me feel it

stretch

stretch

stretch it's really stretchy yes

yeah this is really working do the breath

feel the breath

live the breath like this

hello my little pink haired pixie hi

alright now that we've got the breasts warmed up

uh huh we loosen up the hips

okay hands on the hips yeah

thrust okay

thrust

thrust circles

uh okay

circles counterclockwise oh

there you go loosen up all that

yeah seems like you got a lot of tension

a lot of stress built up in here

ah yeah yeah

ah I need to

I need to stretch yeah

shh back and forth with me okay

yes

there you go you're a new person

oh thank you

that was weird so weird

it's really fucking weird

okay everyone relax

everyone back into a salamander position

how's everyone feel warmed up

yeah very warmed up

alright so everyone up

deep breath down to heart center

breathe in

breathe out

breathe in

feel it stretch up to the sky and breathe out

okay

shall we start

breathe yes

have you ever taken a class this hands on before

no never

neither have I I like maybe maybe it's worth it

I mean like she's not bad looking

I don't think so either I think she's fit like

good job

there you go

stretch

stretch

stretch

yes feel it feel the breath relax the face hey

yes I have the air coming yes

beautiful you're gonna be a pro very soon

range king of the game is range emotion oh okay

let me try to loosen this up a little bit oh uh

thank thank you yes okay yes

way better I it it does feel like I can move more look

look how much more flexible

ah full breath okay

yes you you do this a lot in your in your class

hmm oh okay

there you go oh nice and loose loose

oh my my pecs are pretty tight loose

good job thank you good job

oh

yes you're picking up wonderful thank you

you're a good teacher

alright up like this just like okay

there you go wind the core okay

make sure you're in the right position yes

come in okay still deep breath call us on the mechanic

up and then squat just up

and then squats one more up and then squat

hmm yes

are they alive

good job

and breathe

oh my God your fucking dick is out

his dick is out and it's hard too

oh my God you obviously want us to suck it

yeah that's your dick out

we have to suck it hahaha yes

yeah you obviously want to be fucked

don't you why are you so boring

I know he's such a pervert

the dojo is going

oh you taste it

next week oh my God yes

yes yes

next week next week come back

oh my God you're so sweaty and good

I know you're so active

take this off range of motion

remember range of motion oh yeah

uh huh uh huh

there we go take this off

yeah yeah

we should make it comfy hahaha

make it a little yeah

a little more inviting yes

hahaha

gather my suits oh yes

just get your boobs out

oh my God this is so fucking good

I wonder if this happens every lesson hahaha

so I can see why there's a waitlist

six fucking minutes I know

yes

hahaha there you go

beat that down your throat

oh my God yes

this is our fucking dick now

oh my God you throw the fuck up there

you wanna see why they call me down with dog dust

obviously

ah

yes oh yeah

that one push it out

yeah

peekaboo peekaboo

fuck I'm looking

so good

oh my God you taste so fucking good

you still a pink on that pussy

there you fucking go

spread it open like that yes

it's so fucking good there you go

hmm

yeah she's so fucking

stay right there

stay right there

here we go no fuck

oh this is so good

oh my God this is the best year of the class ever yes

oh fuck yes

oh my God every time

every class yes

oh fuck

oh my God

it's so good

it's so fucking good yes

yes yes

call me little pussy yeah

oh my God it's so fucking good

oh yes please

come on top there you go

come on top come on yes

back it up uh huh

back it up oh yeah

I'm getting on top of you

face down ass up oh my God

we're learning so many things in class

here we go

oh my God fuck right in the top of me

I am

fill the fuck up

yeah yeah

you better fill us fuck yeah

bunch of needy sluts

yeah mmm hmm

oh my God yes

grab me too oh yeah

mmm hmm yeah

right there right there

ooh

oh that's hot

damn you have such a nice ass

so do you put your leg up here

yes there you go

haha

let me hold you up

oh this is a good workout

oh fuck yes yes

working on my cock so fucking hard

working on my fucking pussy

this is what I call the fly mantis oh

it's my favorite shirt uh huh

uh huh

oh I know

I really feel it oh

let's make the hole yes

rip it open yes

oh I told you that

yes

you can use your place as much as you want

oh my God

oh fuck yes

oh

yes

oh fuck it's so good

oh

oh oh

fuck you oh

oh

yes

oh

oh fuck yes

there you go oh

my God oh

my God oh

my God oh

my God oh

my God oh

my God oh

my God oh

my God oh

my God oh

my God oh

my God oh

my God oh

my God oh

my God oh

my God oh

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my God oh

my God oh

my God oh

my God oh

my God oh

my God oh

my God oh

my God oh

my God oh

my God oh

my God oh

my God oh

my God oh my God

oh my God

oh my God it's so good

put your pussy in my face

put your pussy in my face

there you go

oh my God

he's so fit

he really is a yoga master fuck

you're so fucking good uh huh spit in my mouth

yes please

69 69

hello

yeah you have a long this time yes

you have a perfect fucking pussy hello

you have a perfect pussy too

remember the exercise we Learned earlier

it's all about the breath

remember the breath yeah

meow on that kitty meow on that kitty

yeah my face

I'm coming I'm coming

I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming

oh oh

my God yes

oh my God

yes we're right there

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh

my

God ah

ah sit on my fucking face

yes like that yes

oh my God

yes pretty pussy

uh huh rip that open

oh yes

yeah

uh huh right

that fucking face right on my face

yes ah

I mean he's just asking for it

I mean you're so curvy the whole fucking class

hahaha

that's it you should talk again

oh yes

fucking good uh huh

oh

yes you got me

uh huh oh

watch me I just got this

oh yes hahaha

I'm just feeling up your face

I'm just stretching oh

fucking shit oh

my God oh yes

so nice and fucking yes oh fuck

yes oh

my God oh

my God oh

my God oh

my God

oh

my God

you look at my pussy

oh my fucking God

oh I know he's just counting me so fucking hard

so fucking good

yes yes yes yes

look at my fucking pussy

oh fuck yes

oh shit

that's so fucking hot that's so fucking hot

he's sucking on his tongue yes oh

oh fuck yes

help me hahaha

I fucking love her oh

spit back in my hand hahaha

thank you

good girl stay right there

stay right there oh yes please stay right there

hahaha oh oh

ah

gay fucking dog

nice and sloppy you know

I personally I think that's fucking nice that yeah

oh yeah

oh my God

oh you wanna fuck her

oh yes please

yes please yeah

there you fucking go

oh oh you gonna sit on my face though

oh my God yeah

give me that pussy yeah

oh you like that

oh my God so fucking good yeah

oh my God there you go

check your face right in the fucking yes

now help my face

it's so fucking good

oh my God

oh yes please pumper

uh huh yes

oh my God oh my God

yes please

I love watching you fucker

oh my God I was like fucking close to you

oh fuck yes oh I need it so bad

oh that's so good

yes please you can do it

oh yeah let me taste that

oh my God oh fuck yes

oh

I can hear it how wet you are

oh my fucking God

oh what a pussy

oh

it's so fucking good you know what it is

you

know what it is oh

don't stop don't stop

I need a fucking dog yes

oh yes please

oh yeah fucking hold me yes

push me back on your cock yes

oh my God oh my God

what is yours what is yours what is

yours

all the way up all

the

way

up

oh fuck yeah just gonna back up on it push more

oh fuck yeah oh fuck yeah

yes

yes

yes

oh my God so fucking good

yes

yes

oh my God

oh my God yes

oh my God give it to her

give it to her oh

my God oh my God

yes so fucking good

your turn

yes

fucking nice ass

oh my fucking God

oh there you go

so you like watching that

yes you like watching

make her my little fuck toy

yeah yeah

there you go you get to fuck her yes

you get to fuck her yeah

make her fuck it yes

make her fuck it make her fuck it

oh yes

fucking harder harder yes

bury me in that fucking dick

yeah put my face in it

yes oh

there you go it's my fucking energy yeah

put it back in yeah

put it back in yes

yes fuck you

oh uh huh ah

yes yes

uh huh oh

fuck

oh choke me

oh

you little fucking slut oh

oh my gosh oh

you're fucking yes

there you go yes

lay back there yes lay back there

spread those legs for me yes

oh my God

yes please

yes please

oh you can put three in there

oh fuck yes

yes

fucking stretch it out yes

yes please

yes please

oh you can play

you can play more in there honestly

I'm a fucking slut yes

and she just found news

play with each other's fingers and your pussy

oh I know

oh

yes this is so good

oh my God that was so good

oh my God

make me fucking take it yeah ha

ha ha ha ha

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

ha ha ha ha

ha ha

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

ha ha

she's a fucking woman

yes please

oh my God it's so fucking hot

you guys making out on the first day

yes

oh fuck

oh my God yes please

oh you guys are so hot

fuck yes

look at her oh yes

oh my God

that's gonna make me come so fucking hard in your cock

yes

oh my God

oh my God oh my God

oh my God oh my God oh my God

oh my God oh my God oh my God

oh my God

oh fuck you

oh my fucking God

oh I want to see her hair yeah

yeah you're just fucking cock

so again oh yes

oh

so fucking sexy god damn

oh perfect

fucking right oh

stick it up yeah

oh no

yes I did

oh yes

oh

yes

fucking look at that yes

oh I'm ruining your little pussy

I can fucking take it yes

oh such a good girl

yes

thank you

yes

oh no

I want it in uh huh

yes

I know you're getting too excited

you gotta focus no

focus on that fucking car

oh uh huh good girl

oh my God that's

fucking balls yes yes

yes yes

oh yes

show me that that's it

yes I wanna see those fucking yes

that's fucking hot yes

yes

ah ah

a dirty little bitch with no heart hahaha

that's what I like to be yes

you just say this fuck

fuck this slut you're a horny little bitch in here

yes fuck yes

oh you just take everything you can fucking get

oh yes

oh yes

fucking slut you can fucking fuck yes

yes shit

oh oh

that's so beautiful oh

so fucking good oh

oh oh yes

put on me oh

oh shit

that girl's a fucking whore hahaha

I'm not fucking done with this bitch

oh it's your birthday

oh it's yours oh

yes haha yes

I love seeing that pussy bounce in the air

oh yes

haha

yes yes

oh haha

yes haha yes

yes I'm such a good little fucking yes

that's it that's it

yes yes

oh oh oh

I'm not fucking here

you wanna taste your pussy off of it first

so sweet

holy shit

oh my fucking God

fucking with your girl fucking with your girl yes

there you go yes

oh so fucking good

oh my God

oh my God

that's a fucking gas yes

your turn yes please

yes please

I'll put it on yeah

yes ah ah

that's some fun

so stop fucking pussy ah

fuck yeah

oh it's so good

yes

yes

right up and down like that

oh I love

watching a fucking slap down

oh but yes

perfect fucking ass spread your open

there we go yes

oh fuck yes

oh oh yes fucking so good

yes

oh there we go

oh my God yes

oh I love watching that fucking pussy

yes

oh massage your little fucking hole yes

oh there we go

oh my God

oh my fucking God

it grips up fucking talk so good

oh my God

oh

what oh no

you're not talking to me like that

oh

yes oh yes

oh God

oh my

God

yes I'm sick of fucking yes

I'm sick of fucking yes I'm sick of fucking yes

I fucking love it yes

yes yes

yes yes yes yes

yes yes

yes yes

yes yes yes

yes yes yes yes yes

yes yes

yes yes

yes yes

yes yes

yes yes

yes yes

yes yes

yes yes

yes yes yes yes yes

yeah

yeah fucking pull it yeah yeah

yeah

right little fucking hole

oh my God

oh my God

what is it all over him I know

oh my God yeah

oh my God you're so fucking good

oh my God

you're so fucking good yes

yes fuck yes

oh my little fucking pussy

yeah make me take it yes yes

oh

yes yes

yes

oh

yes yes

yes yes

yes oh my God

hahaha hahaha

hahaha hahaha

hahaha hahaha

hahaha hahaha

oh my God

oh yes

stop don't focus

stop yes

stop don't focus stop

fuck fuck

oh yes

oh oh

stick it the fuck in yes

yes

oh oh

such a yes fuck me yes

pull me into that fucking dick yes

yes

yes please yeah fucking taste it

yes oh my God

uh huh we're not fucking hits over here yes

oh fuck yes

this is so fucking good yes

oh my God it's so fucking good

I'm coming your fucking face yeah

oh fuck

oh fuck

yes yes

yes yes yes

oh fuck

stop it kitty with your fucking pussy

I love it I love it

oh oh oh

yes yes

don't control me look at that fucking cock yes

oh oh

I'm gonna fucking come that's it yes

come over fucking cock

squeeze this cock nice and tight with your pussy oh

you're a good girl oh yes

good fucking slut yes

yes yes

oh oh

oh oh

come here oh girl yes

yes

oh

oh fuck

oh fuck yes yes

yes oh

yes oh my God

right there oh my God yes yes

give it to us yes

give it to us we need your calm yes

yes yes

oh my God oh

my God right there right there

oh oh

oh oh oh oh

oh oh

oh oh oh oh

oh oh

oh oh

oh my God it's so good

look at my face yeah

hahaha

yeah

oh my God

suck on that tongue

you have such a nice tongue

ladies have now advanced to level two

oh yes

oh I can't wait yes

oh my God does that mean a faster weight than last time

four months oh fuck yes yes

oh we need to train

yeah we do

yeah yeah yeah

well now we're besties

so yeah

you're so fun you're so fun

I mean I hope that is like

they get us in quicker because we are

oh my goodness hey

I love this good job

oh I love this class

me too this is the best class in school

yeah it is