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Are you there?

Oh, my report card.

I need you to sign this.

Whoa.

All A's?

And an F in math?

I know.

I was really bad at math. I've never been good at it. The numbers, they just,

they all jumbled up in my head.

It's hard for me to be mad at you, knowing that I was terrible at math

Unfortunately, money's tight right now, so I can't really afford a tutor.

But I think I have an idea.

Mike? Hey, buddy. It's Johnny. How are you?

I could be better. My daughter just came in and showed me her report card, and

unfortunately, she failed math class.

Yeah, not good.

But I know you're a math whiz, and I was wondering maybe if you have some time,

maybe you can give her some tips or help.

Teach her a little bit to get her back on track.

Oh Really?

Yeah, you know I am an English major I totally help your daughter out.

In fact, why don't we just set up a study date?

Well, I'll teach your daughter and you can help show my daughter some math

stuff.

What are you doing today?

Perfect

We're actually both here right now, so why don't you two head on over here and

we'll have like a study date.

Awesome. Okay, well, I will see you shortly. Thanks again.

All right.

Problem solved.

Now why don't you go ahead and get ready for a little study session.

It's really bad.

This must be them.

Hey guys, come on in.

Hey guys, come on in. How are you? Good, you?

Hi Jennifer.

Hi, it's your uncle.

How are you doing?

Good, how are you?

You remember Jenna, right?

Hi.

How's it going?

Good. You guys ready to get studying?

We have some work to do. Yes, we do.

We've got to get some grades up to par.

She's spelling English and you're spelling math. Yeah.

Well, why don't we go into the dining room?

Let's do it.

The coefficient of xn is 1 minus

2x plus 2 cubed minus 2 squared plus is what?

There isn't one fourth of those. No fourth.

A fourth of a pony?

Yes, a fourth of a pony.

That would be if you remember? Yes, a fourth of a pony. A fourth of a pony.

right, so let's see what we've got going on here. Oh, my God.

Yeah, look, what makes me the most troubled? It wasn't just this chapter,

a whole book.

It was a whole book.

When are they ever going to use math in the outline?

Well, I'm going to take a n -squared in parentheses.

What's the minus problem?

2x times 2.

Can we take a break? Yeah, I need a break.

It's just a little too much to take in and out.

I mean, I guess we could let them. Yeah, let's take five.

Go ahead. Yeah, that's fine.

I

don't

know about you, but I'm freaking dying out there.

It's so boring.

Whose idea was this anyway?

Maybe it was my dad's, but listen, I have a really great idea.

Oh my gosh.

I can't even begin to figure this out.

Yeah, me either. This is going to be a long day.

It's like an attention span. It's like two minutes and that's it.

I might have to cut off our allowance.

Yeah. Something could get through the head. This is just not working.

I'm going to need a beer later.

Yeah, we should definitely go out and get a beer and watch the game or

something.

I'm listening.

Oh, my God. You're a genius.

Let's do this.

Deal.

Girls, have a long break.

You guys ready?

Yeah.

Enthusiastic? Good.

Good. All right. Glad you're refreshed.

Let's get back to this. Yes, we are.

Totally refreshed.

Okay.

So back to chapter... So back to the follow -up.

So one, four.

One, four.

And... And... Parentheses.

Casual.

Casual.

Chi graded N is

getting bigger divided by over 4

N Pi

is graded in N

A cream pie or a fruit pie.

I think I like cream pie.

Oh, God.

There's so much cream pie. And minus chapter.

Pie greater than.

Oh, God. Panting and tired.

See, I told you I was going to go back and learn.

Yeah. Panting and tired.

Panting and tired. Oh, gosh.

Pie is greater than. Very difficult.

Oh, my God. My panting and tired.

What was difficult?

Parentheses? I know about Parentheses. I learned about those in English.

Yes, okay, let's get back here.

It's greater than and over... Poor Pi!

Okay.

Good God, she's trying to really like Pi.

So where were we?

Yeah, you did say it was hard.

It is very difficult. K is... K equals

0 .76.

But why?

DT over... 1

.3 parentheses is greater than no

point. One plus three. Four.

Mom?

One hand on one... So, one hand?

Where's the heather?

Yeah, it's... I'm having trouble concentrating.

Hey!

What the fuck is going on? What the fuck is going on over here? Your hand's on

my fucking doorstep. What are you doing?

You guys, there's just been a fight.

Just, she thinks.

You're hot.

And I think her dad's hot.

And we think the only way, you know... Yeah, speak up, Rose.

Come on, what are you trying to get to? The only way we're ever going to be able

to focus on this is, you know, if we just... Get this out of our stuff. I

thought we were studying.

Listen, we are.

And just, she hates math.

I hate English. Yeah, clearly she hates math.

We think that we should come up with a reasonable thing to just get our minds

off of it, and... What do you think?

I mean, fine, but we should never speak about this ever again. Yes, this never

gets out.

Should we go to the couch?

Yeah, let's go.

Oh, my God.

What? What? What? What?

Good boy.

Yes,

baby. Yes.

Oh my gosh.

Oh, my knees.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Fuck.

Shit.

All right. So, hold on.

I'm going to pop up here, right? Yeah. Let me put you together.

No. Perfectly.

Down,

down, down, down.