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CLASS 2-3

What do we do?!

Chi says she's out with a cold.

Oh, yeah. It's been going around.

What do you mean, "What do we do?"

Let me sit here instead.

-So heavy! -I am not!

Without Kobayashi to flirt with as usual,

I guess she needs someone to fill in.

The flu?

She's seeing the doctor today.

I had it last year too.

No!

Sorry, I thought it'd be fine.

-2, 3, 5. -No, you don't get it at all!

-7. -You're unfit to be my chair.

-11, 13. -Thank goodness.

-17. -Even as friends.

-19, 23, 29... -There are places you can and can't touch.

Like the belly is fine, but armpits are not.

What a pain.

I can't believe Kobayashi knows all that.

You're like a dog, or a cat.

Let's make a Yamada version.

She is basically a dog or a cat.

I'LL KILL YOU

There's so many places!

Wait, don't redraw the face to make it cuter!

Cute? I'm blushing.

That wasn't a compliment.

Shoot, I'm on duty today.

I need to erase the blackboard.

I'll do it...

Really? You're so nice lately.

Yamada... is her usual self today.

I should keep this in mind.

Ah, that was so hard.

That test?

I did better than the average.

Must be nice to have low standards.

I make sure to do all my homework too.

What about you, Chi?

I had the flu, and club activities have been working me hard...

My modeling work's been hard as well!

What?

Have you been taking online courses or something?

You see...

The truth is...

And now, x goes away, which means...

Ah! I see now.

So you've been doing homework during lunch break like this.

-That's not fair. -But...

I've never had Ichikawa teach me anything.

You're the one not being fair.

Why don't you ask him then?

I guess...

Parent-teacher conferences are coming up soon,

so it'd be good to look like you're trying hard at school, Yamada.

Are you mad?

Ah, I know.

You're scared I'll do better than you.

Okay, I'll beat you on the next test!

What an incredibly low standard.

You're good at teaching, Ichikawa-kun.

The scientific type? You're in the tech club, right?

How do you know that?

Yamada told me.

She brings you up a lot lately, Ichikawa-kun.

I talk about lots of people!

Like Suwa-san, or Rika-chan.

Miku, Nana...

They're definitely making fun of me when they bring me up.

Does Yamada bother you by coming to the library every day?

Does she do anything weird?

She's a pretty big weirdo!

Like this time when we were eating crepes,

Yamada got some whipped cream stuck by her mouth.

But her hand was full with shopping bags...

She tried to get it with the whipped cream on her crepe!

Her whole face was covered in whipped cream.

Did you laugh just now? You did, didn't you?

He laughs pretty often.

Like when I swapped faces with that dog.

I was laughing to be polite.

Then what about when you saw the Baki manuscript?

I just really let my guard down then.

Ichikawa-kun.

-You can talk like a normal person. -What?

Well, when you talk with girls,

you always talk like you've got a wobbly speech balloon.

Like "Huh..." or "Hmm..."

-Huh... -See, like that.

I told you he was pretty normal.

Looks like they have low expectations for my normalcy.

And so...

-Ouch... -What's with these grades?

I was so embarrassed, you know!

I'm the one who's embarrassed here!

The dreaded day of parent-teacher conferences.

Being alone with my mom at school is agonizing.

I've got ten more minutes, I'll hide until it's almost time...

Yamada?

Which means the person at the end is...

The beautiful people get it from their parents, huh?

Legs!

Straighten your back!

Legs!

You old hag!

It's almost time, but Kyo-chan's late...

Anna!

Ah... I'm Kyotaro Ichikawa's mother.

Wow...

Please get along with my son.

Guess I'm asking for too much.

You old hag!

Um...

Ichi... Kyo...

Kyotaro-kun... I talk with him often.

Really? He says he's been enjoying school lately.

I never said that!

Is that right?

Oh, I know, do you want some candy?

-Guess not. -I do!

Anna.

Eh, then, why don't I trade you for my candy...

Why do you have that with you?

I told you quite firmly after the Pruiche incident...

I'm so sorry.

Ah, no...

But, you know, it's a cough drop. See?

A cough drop won't hurt.

Sheesh, just mind your own business...

CLASS 2-3

We'll be leaving now.

For crying out loud...

That's amazing!

He said you're actively participating in class!

You've never gotten that compliment before.

Come on, you walk so fast!

Because I don't want to be seen by anyone!

Look! We traded candies.

Ah, but I forgot to ask her name...

She was a real looker!

Who knew there was such a pretty girl in your class?

Do you know who I mean?

Yamada.

Oh?

Bye-bye...

Thank goodness she didn't tease me about it...

Your mom is really cute!

No way.

Wait, aren't you a little close today?

She gave me candy too.

Just eat it already.

No, not yet.

Well, it is old people candy...

Ichikawa, what do you call your mother?

Ma...

How long did you call her "Mama"?

More importantly, what about your homework?

Ah...

Yeah.

In the end, Chi decided to take an online course.

That's for the best.

So...

Why don't you... tutor me instead?

Don't want to?

I don't mind...

Then...

-How about science? -That says "History."

It was at first.

But I messed up when I took notes,

so it's science from here, and math from here.

When I showed Chi, she called it "a notebook of an idiot's history."

Ah! You laughed!

That was scorn.

Oh, homework again?

You're so diligent lately.

Wait... isn't this bad?

It may just be candy, but if I let this pass, there'll be no end to it.

NO FOOD OR DRINKS IN THE LIBRARY LIBRARY COMMITTEE

First, I'll try doing it by myself.

Ah... well...

Her shoulder...

was fine, I think...

Hide the candy.

Ouch!

Is something wrong?

No, it's nothing...

What?!

Did I mess up?

There weren't any ears!

There. This is the corrected version.

-I don't care. -Me neither.

I messed up.

Just when you think you can handle a drizzle and take off, it starts pouring.

This always happens. This is my life.

Ichikawa!

I... forgot my raincoat...

The opposite of last time.

Oh no. I'm definitely being creepy.

Ah... I-I have just the thing.

Stop.

Ah, you're right.

I should make holes for the eyes...

That's not what I mean.

Huh? Then...

How about this?

I'd be more than happy...

I'd be more than happy, but...

Ah, but it's dangerous,

and if I go home like this, then you'll...

Oh yeah. I have work after this.

Then I'll be fine, really...

Damn it!

So cold...

This is Yamada's.

Inside are... snacks and...

SARATIA 100% COTTON, GENTLE ON SKIN

She said she had work after this...

SENZOKU STATION

I guess she's gone by now.

Or maybe she took a car...

Yamada!

Yamada!

Here...

I'd like to get out for a second.

Here, go ahead.

Are you alright?

It could have waited until tomorrow.

Well, but...

I shouldn't tell her I looked inside...

This... isn't for periods.

Yeah, Mama asked me to get them...

I see.

Are you okay?

You've got work, right? Bye now...

Wait!

Is she trying to hint at a...

No, Yamada can eat two by herself.

Ah, but...

Nobody knows...

that she's such a big eater...

Ichikawa...

Ichikawa!

Eh?

Y... Yamada?!

Ichikawa!

Ichikawa!

Here!

Yamada?!

That was a dream, right?

That felt like a fever dream.

Where things are suddenly really huge or tiny...

Fever?

From the rain yesterday?

If I was going to dream about Yamada,

it could at least be a sexy dream...

It's been a while since I skipped school...

But laying around the house with no one here is pretty nice...

Just ignore it.

Usually, there'd be no one in the house.

Yama...

Yamada!

-Sorry, were you sleeping? -No...

A dream? Is this a dream?

Here.

Today's school lunch had strawberry Bavarian cream,

and I thought you'd definitely want some.

Oh...

It's because you got drenched yesterday, right?

I'm sorry, it's all because I stopped you.

No... I was the one who forgot my raincoat.

Wait, wasn't it a long walk to get here?

Well, yeah...

But going down new roads is fun.

I see.

Well... take care then.

Yeah...

Ah, would...

Would you like a drink before you go?

Yeah!

I'm coming in.

Oh no...

Oh no, oh no!

There's no one home?

Ma works part-time.

I see...

Oh no!

Yamada's in my house...

She's sitting on my sofa.

Wait, I'm still in my sleepwear...

I don't smell, do I?

Wait... I'll get changed...

Sorry, you don't have to bother!

What should I wear?

Something new...

Huh?

Ichikawa!

Ichikawa?

Ichikawa?!

Are you alright?

I'm fine.

You'll catch a cold.

It's too late for that!

Over here...

Um...

Ah...

Your arms...

Huh?

Why is... Yamada here?

What a realistic dream.

She isn't huge or tiny this time...

Yamada...

Kyo-chan.

I came back early just for you!

It's night already... Huh?

Which part of that was a dream?

Here. This was in the living room.

Did your friend come over?

Also, this.

SORRY, IT WAS MY FAULT... HOPE YOU GET WELL-OFF... YAMADA

You mean "get well soon."

My fever went down.

-Oh yeah, I met Yamada-san yesterday. -Eh?

Um...

Kyo... Kyo...

Ah, Kyo-chan?

His fever's a lot better than yesterday,

so he'll probably be good to go to school tomorrow.

Is that right?

I'm so glad...

Ow!

She's a bit strange.

Yeah... she's weird.

I'm off to school.

Good morning.

Yeah... got a cold?

My throat's just a little...

Are you all better now, Ichikawa?

Ah, yeah.

But I don't remember what happened very well.

It's like I was dreaming the whole time.

What kind of dream?

Dunno...

I'll tell your fortune from your dreams.

Tell me. Hey.

Ah, good morning!

Good morning!

What, got a cold?

-No, my throat's just... -That's a cold.

I knew you weren't feeling well.

Two days ago, you took that strawberry Bavarian cream home without eating it.

I thought it was the end of the world for a second.

Even an idiot like Yamada catches colds, huh?