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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,690 --> 00:00:09,067 I'm Jory Jordan, 2 00:00:09,067 --> 00:00:10,735 and this is the Sudbury Kids Sport Report On Location. 3 00:00:10,735 --> 00:00:12,612 I'm here with former Bulldog number 69 Shore, 4 00:00:12,612 --> 00:00:15,073 fresh off a narrow win over the Apeldoorn's from Timmins. 5 00:00:15,406 --> 00:00:17,658 Well, you knocked off Donkervoort and Swellengrebel. 6 00:00:17,658 --> 00:00:19,702 Who's next, Dumbledore and Scrappy-Doo? 7 00:00:20,453 --> 00:00:21,913 No answer, eh? Think you're hot shit 8 00:00:21,913 --> 00:00:24,332 cuz you beat a team of guys named by Dr. Seuss? 9 00:00:24,332 --> 00:00:25,500 It's good to be with you, Shoresy. 10 00:00:25,500 --> 00:00:26,834 You've got the EU All-Stars on deck here 11 00:00:26,834 --> 00:00:28,628 and you'll no doubt get pumped by a bunch of dudes 12 00:00:28,628 --> 00:00:30,922 wearing tarps that look like coupon books. Care to comment? 13 00:00:31,547 --> 00:00:32,882 Think Gretzky will ever forgive you when he can't 14 00:00:32,882 --> 00:00:35,385 show his face at Jari Kurri's Midsommar party this year? 15 00:00:35,927 --> 00:00:37,804 They say having a touch of grey is a sign of wisdom, 16 00:00:37,804 --> 00:00:39,347 but how do you think you'll fare having only 17 00:00:39,347 --> 00:00:40,473 a touch of grey matter? 18 00:00:40,848 --> 00:00:42,809 Think your phone would unlock if I used the facial ID 19 00:00:42,809 --> 00:00:44,435 function by pointing it at a 14-year-old 20 00:00:44,435 --> 00:00:46,688 English Bulldog's butthole or ball sack? 21 00:00:47,438 --> 00:00:48,564 Shoresy, the EU's gonna thump you, 22 00:00:48,564 --> 00:00:49,565 it's nothing short of certain, 23 00:00:49,565 --> 00:00:50,942 so, the SKSR asked its listeners 24 00:00:50,942 --> 00:00:53,152 to send us their post-game quotes early. 25 00:00:53,152 --> 00:00:54,570 Connor from Elliot Lake writes, 26 00:00:54,570 --> 00:00:56,656 "Not since I got some ass on my dad's fake grass 27 00:00:56,656 --> 00:00:59,409 have I seen someone get fucked on home turf like that." 28 00:01:00,243 --> 00:01:01,452 Thanks, Con-Man. 29 00:01:01,452 --> 00:01:02,745 And Liz from Manitoulin writes, 30 00:01:02,745 --> 00:01:03,788 "Haven't seen anyone get this embarrassed 31 00:01:03,788 --> 00:01:05,248 in their own backyard since my aunt 32 00:01:05,248 --> 00:01:06,916 tried to piss out a bonfire." 33 00:01:08,084 --> 00:01:09,127 Okay. 34 00:01:09,127 --> 00:01:11,087 Hakohrju, Ruzicka, and Cederstrom. 35 00:01:11,087 --> 00:01:12,296 Is that really the EU roster 36 00:01:12,296 --> 00:01:14,507 or did a cat walk across a keyboard? 37 00:01:14,507 --> 00:01:16,092 Shoresy, how do you navigate your every day emotions 38 00:01:16,092 --> 00:01:17,802 knowing the absolute best your future can offer 39 00:01:17,802 --> 00:01:19,262 is seasonal employment shoveling snow 40 00:01:19,262 --> 00:01:20,888 outside the Rainbow Centre? 41 00:01:20,888 --> 00:01:21,973 Oh! 42 00:01:21,973 --> 00:01:23,641 Gotta run, Shoresy. Something important. 43 00:01:23,641 --> 00:01:25,435 Good luck with the EU, coach. 44 00:02:55,900 --> 00:02:57,402 It's a bit smaller 45 00:02:57,402 --> 00:02:59,362 than regulation, but it cleans up nicely. 46 00:02:59,362 --> 00:03:00,988 Kev will give the ice surface 47 00:03:00,988 --> 00:03:02,740 some TLC and it'll be just like the rink downtown. 48 00:03:02,740 --> 00:03:05,368 It's nothing like the rink downtown, don't be an idiot. 49 00:03:05,368 --> 00:03:06,703 - Do you hate it? - Mm-mm. 50 00:03:06,703 --> 00:03:08,371 Then say something, slut. 51 00:03:08,371 --> 00:03:09,997 Just taking it in. 52 00:03:11,165 --> 00:03:12,291 I love an outdoor rink. 53 00:03:16,462 --> 00:03:17,755 Almost like it's breathing, eh? 54 00:03:17,755 --> 00:03:20,049 - No, it's not. - Well, all right. 55 00:03:20,049 --> 00:03:21,175 So, you love it? 56 00:03:21,175 --> 00:03:22,552 Never played at this one before. 57 00:03:22,552 --> 00:03:24,721 - It's private. - Owned by the Presbyterian Church. 58 00:03:24,721 --> 00:03:26,889 Recently vacated. - Is it that one?! 59 00:03:26,889 --> 00:03:28,725 Home of the infamous church league. 60 00:03:28,725 --> 00:03:31,060 This is exactly where this should go down. 61 00:03:31,060 --> 00:03:32,895 There's no dressing rooms here, so the EU will have 62 00:03:32,895 --> 00:03:34,480 to get dressed in the church basement over there, 63 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:35,940 and we'll have to see if someone living around here 64 00:03:35,940 --> 00:03:37,775 will let you guys get dressed in their house. 65 00:03:37,775 --> 00:03:39,235 What do you think of that, slut? 66 00:03:39,235 --> 00:03:41,112 I fuckin' love it. 67 00:03:41,112 --> 00:03:43,281 Who's Nat talking to in there? 68 00:03:43,281 --> 00:03:44,615 The church. 69 00:03:44,615 --> 00:03:45,742 We really appreciate 70 00:03:45,742 --> 00:03:47,243 this donation from the Bulldogs. 71 00:03:47,243 --> 00:03:48,661 The church can definitely use it. 72 00:03:48,661 --> 00:03:50,580 We appreciate you letting us use your rink. 73 00:03:50,580 --> 00:03:52,623 It just sits there now. Someone should use it. 74 00:03:52,623 --> 00:03:54,876 Nat, I don't want to sound like the harpy church lady here, 75 00:03:54,876 --> 00:03:57,920 but we don't want a repeat of past mistakes and... 76 00:03:57,920 --> 00:03:59,922 cancelling the church league was ugly for us. 77 00:03:59,922 --> 00:04:02,050 - I saw it on the news. - That story really took on 78 00:04:02,050 --> 00:04:03,760 a life of its own. - They talked about it 79 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:05,636 on Spittin' Chiclets. - The police were here so much 80 00:04:05,636 --> 00:04:07,597 that the players stopped caring that the police were here. 81 00:04:07,597 --> 00:04:09,682 - Those guys play like psychos. - I've heard. 82 00:04:09,682 --> 00:04:11,559 Clearly a culture problem with the sport. 83 00:04:11,559 --> 00:04:13,311 - Why do you say that? - If even Christian 84 00:04:13,311 --> 00:04:14,771 hockey players can't behave... 85 00:04:14,771 --> 00:04:17,023 Just... we had members of our own congregation 86 00:04:17,023 --> 00:04:18,733 in cuffs on that bench. - Both benches. 87 00:04:18,733 --> 00:04:20,943 We certainly don't want to be on Skippin' Chiclets again. 88 00:04:20,943 --> 00:04:24,030 Zero tolerance policy for fighting. Do you understand? 89 00:04:24,030 --> 00:04:25,865 - Yes. - If it happens, 90 00:04:25,865 --> 00:04:28,201 the police come, and you go. 91 00:04:29,118 --> 00:04:30,787 All right... 92 00:04:31,913 --> 00:04:33,373 I'm gonna boot him straight in the head. 93 00:04:33,373 --> 00:04:35,792 - Chill. Chill. - I'm gonna boot him straight in the fuckin'-- 94 00:04:35,792 --> 00:04:37,043 Chill. 95 00:04:37,877 --> 00:04:40,004 So, we're back in the Sudbury 5 dressing room, 96 00:04:40,004 --> 00:04:42,173 but it's a reasonable hour this time, 97 00:04:42,173 --> 00:04:43,800 and there's no strippers here. 98 00:04:44,300 --> 00:04:46,803 I just wanna give a quick stick tap to all the boys 99 00:04:46,803 --> 00:04:48,805 for building a winning culture. 100 00:04:48,805 --> 00:04:52,392 Not just with Emily... Aw! 101 00:04:52,392 --> 00:04:54,686 Kev... 102 00:04:54,686 --> 00:04:56,771 Santiago and Jorge... 103 00:04:56,771 --> 00:04:59,148 But for getting involved with youth sports. 104 00:05:03,069 --> 00:05:05,530 And for supporting bums outside the rink. 105 00:05:07,365 --> 00:05:09,826 That's how you build a winning culture. 106 00:05:09,826 --> 00:05:12,328 That's how you do it. 107 00:05:12,328 --> 00:05:14,831 All right, last practice together on deck here, boys. 108 00:05:14,831 --> 00:05:16,541 Yeah, big skate on deck here now. 109 00:05:16,541 --> 00:05:18,418 I want hard passes, calling for pucks, 110 00:05:18,418 --> 00:05:19,919 practice how you play. 111 00:05:19,919 --> 00:05:22,547 So, we've got the game with the Euros in a few days. 112 00:05:22,547 --> 00:05:25,133 Wanna make sure everyone's on the same page here. 113 00:05:25,633 --> 00:05:28,011 We're gonna do some real bad shit to those guys. 114 00:05:28,678 --> 00:05:30,555 Don't bring your girls, wait a couple days 115 00:05:30,555 --> 00:05:33,683 before you call your parents. This will be bad. 116 00:05:34,058 --> 00:05:34,726 Why, Big Mo? 117 00:05:34,726 --> 00:05:36,602 - Pride on the line. - Yes. 118 00:05:36,602 --> 00:05:38,771 They thumped everybody. They won't thump us. 119 00:05:38,771 --> 00:05:41,065 - Yes. - The North American game 120 00:05:41,065 --> 00:05:43,192 is not dead. - Yes. 121 00:05:44,902 --> 00:05:47,572 Also, because I told Wayne we'd give him something to watch. 122 00:05:47,572 --> 00:05:49,741 Gretzky. Son of Walter. 123 00:05:49,741 --> 00:05:51,951 Brantford, Ontario's very own. 124 00:05:51,951 --> 00:05:56,372 Now, to do what we're gonna do to these Euros, which is... 125 00:05:56,372 --> 00:05:57,749 Some real bad shit. 126 00:05:57,749 --> 00:05:59,917 We need complete faith in each other. 127 00:05:59,917 --> 00:06:02,086 We need complete trust in each other. 128 00:06:02,086 --> 00:06:05,465 We need total buy-in from every guy in this room. 129 00:06:05,465 --> 00:06:07,133 Every single guy. 130 00:06:07,133 --> 00:06:08,509 And, of course, 131 00:06:08,509 --> 00:06:10,803 no hammering ass before the game. 132 00:06:10,803 --> 00:06:12,597 Get it all outta ya now. 133 00:06:12,597 --> 00:06:14,724 So, after practice here, any issues you've got 134 00:06:14,724 --> 00:06:18,978 with each other or otherwise, open it up, air it out. 135 00:06:19,687 --> 00:06:21,314 Let's get our house in order. 136 00:06:24,192 --> 00:06:25,151 Shoresy. 137 00:06:25,651 --> 00:06:26,736 Hey, Jill. 138 00:06:26,736 --> 00:06:28,362 All the boys are coming home for your game. 139 00:06:28,362 --> 00:06:30,782 - Yeah, they told me. - They're all very excited. 140 00:06:30,782 --> 00:06:32,158 Well, they're all acting like girls about it 141 00:06:32,158 --> 00:06:34,202 on the group chat. - They can't wait to see you. 142 00:06:34,202 --> 00:06:36,746 - Well, wait 'til they see this. - I can just imagine. 143 00:06:36,746 --> 00:06:38,748 - Uh-huh. - Laura coming? 144 00:06:38,748 --> 00:06:40,416 - Think so. - How is she? 145 00:06:40,416 --> 00:06:42,418 - Good. - You've got a winner there. 146 00:06:42,418 --> 00:06:43,753 Yeah, I know. 147 00:06:43,753 --> 00:06:45,672 She was the prettiest girl in high school. 148 00:06:45,672 --> 00:06:47,382 - I believe it. - But she didn't wanna be. 149 00:06:47,382 --> 00:06:49,467 She didn't care. - Still doesn't. 150 00:06:49,467 --> 00:06:51,260 I find that so sexy. 151 00:06:51,260 --> 00:06:54,931 You know... we should all hang out sometime. 152 00:06:54,931 --> 00:06:56,891 I haven't seen her in forever. 153 00:06:56,891 --> 00:06:58,935 "I haven't seen her in forever." 154 00:06:59,310 --> 00:07:01,104 And then she just messages me on Facebook, 155 00:07:01,104 --> 00:07:03,231 "We should all hang out sometime." 156 00:07:03,731 --> 00:07:06,025 I creeped her photos. She's still super hot. 157 00:07:07,235 --> 00:07:08,778 Do you think so? 158 00:07:08,778 --> 00:07:10,738 I told my friends she looks like Charlize Theron. 159 00:07:10,738 --> 00:07:12,615 What did you say to your friends about it? 160 00:07:12,615 --> 00:07:14,158 That a woman sent me a message saying 161 00:07:14,158 --> 00:07:16,786 she wants to hang out with me and my boyfriend. 162 00:07:18,579 --> 00:07:19,706 What do you think about that? 163 00:07:19,706 --> 00:07:21,165 - What do I think about it? - No. 164 00:07:21,165 --> 00:07:22,583 - Huh? - I said to my friends, 165 00:07:22,583 --> 00:07:24,669 "What do you think about that?" - And your friends think... 166 00:07:24,669 --> 00:07:26,546 That Jill wants to have sex with both of us 167 00:07:26,546 --> 00:07:28,256 at the same time. 168 00:07:28,256 --> 00:07:29,465 Hmm. 169 00:07:30,508 --> 00:07:32,260 But-- - No, that's it. 170 00:07:33,845 --> 00:07:35,304 - Maybe-- - No, that's it. 171 00:07:35,304 --> 00:07:37,140 - How do ya-- - Because if I sent a woman 172 00:07:37,140 --> 00:07:38,891 a message saying I wanted to hang out with her 173 00:07:38,891 --> 00:07:40,059 and her boyfriend... - Yeah. 174 00:07:40,059 --> 00:07:42,145 ...it would be to have sex with both of them 175 00:07:42,145 --> 00:07:43,730 at the same time. 176 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:48,484 So, Jill wants to have sex with both of us at the same time. 177 00:07:48,484 --> 00:07:49,902 Hmm. 178 00:07:50,820 --> 00:07:52,697 If I wanted to have sex with you and Jill 179 00:07:52,697 --> 00:07:54,490 at the same time... 180 00:07:54,490 --> 00:07:55,450 would you wanna have sex 181 00:07:55,450 --> 00:07:57,326 with me and Jill at the same time? 182 00:08:02,498 --> 00:08:05,793 Do you want to have sex with me and Jill at the same time? 183 00:08:08,546 --> 00:08:10,006 What are you doing? 184 00:08:11,466 --> 00:08:13,509 Why are you making that face? - I don't know. 185 00:08:13,509 --> 00:08:14,886 I don't know what's happening. 186 00:08:14,886 --> 00:08:16,929 When I was a little boy, my Dad caught me smoking. 187 00:08:16,929 --> 00:08:18,723 So, he went out and bought a pack of Du Mauriers 188 00:08:18,723 --> 00:08:20,308 and made me smoke them 'til I puked. 189 00:08:20,308 --> 00:08:22,268 - You never smoked again? - No, I continued to smoke. 190 00:08:22,268 --> 00:08:24,729 I was gonna say, I had a smoke with you last weekend. 191 00:08:24,729 --> 00:08:26,522 In fact, I believe it was that day with my Dad 192 00:08:26,522 --> 00:08:28,357 and the Du Mauriers that I became addicted to smoking. 193 00:08:28,357 --> 00:08:30,068 - You shouldn't smoke. - I've smoked off and on 194 00:08:30,068 --> 00:08:31,402 my whole life. - You wanna smoke now? 195 00:08:31,402 --> 00:08:33,196 - No, thank you. - What's your angle here, Palmer? 196 00:08:33,196 --> 00:08:35,114 Just because that method didn't work for me, 197 00:08:35,114 --> 00:08:36,282 doesn't mean it won't work for you. 198 00:08:36,282 --> 00:08:38,117 You want me to smoke 'til I puke? 199 00:08:38,117 --> 00:08:39,911 Smoking's not your poison, young buck. 200 00:08:39,911 --> 00:08:41,954 Your poison is lappies. - Among other things. 201 00:08:41,954 --> 00:08:43,706 - Lap dances? - You love lappies. 202 00:08:43,706 --> 00:08:44,916 Never seen anything like it. 203 00:08:44,916 --> 00:08:46,042 But we've got the Euros soon. 204 00:08:46,042 --> 00:08:47,543 And we need your full focus. 205 00:08:47,543 --> 00:08:49,379 So, we're gonna put an embargo on lappies after tomorrow. 206 00:08:49,379 --> 00:08:51,130 He's not gonna know what an embargo is. 207 00:08:51,130 --> 00:08:52,507 I know what an embargo is. 208 00:08:52,507 --> 00:08:54,300 I only kinda know what an embargo is, truthfully. 209 00:08:54,300 --> 00:08:56,010 - It means no lappies, right? - Basically. 210 00:08:56,010 --> 00:08:57,303 I understood it to mean no lappies, yes. 211 00:08:57,303 --> 00:08:59,347 - But after tomorrow, you said? - Yes. 212 00:08:59,347 --> 00:09:00,807 So, you think the solution here is... 213 00:09:00,807 --> 00:09:02,350 We get Delaney so many lappies, 214 00:09:02,350 --> 00:09:04,727 he isn't even thinking about 'em while we're playing the Euros. 215 00:09:04,727 --> 00:09:06,104 - Really? - Yes. 216 00:09:06,104 --> 00:09:08,272 - What do you think, Schnurr? - Think it's worth a shot. 217 00:09:08,272 --> 00:09:09,941 Sometimes I think God really sees me. 218 00:09:09,941 --> 00:09:11,067 Delaney, when you're ready, 219 00:09:11,067 --> 00:09:13,403 Octavia will meet you in the VIP. 220 00:09:18,783 --> 00:09:20,243 Got 20 bucks? 221 00:09:24,664 --> 00:09:25,832 Get it all outta you now. 222 00:09:28,626 --> 00:09:30,503 Round three, Gord. Let's go. 223 00:09:37,844 --> 00:09:39,262 - Hello, everyone. - Hello. 224 00:09:39,262 --> 00:09:41,514 In an effort to get our house in order before the big game, 225 00:09:41,514 --> 00:09:44,392 we brought you here to clear the air on an outstanding issue. 226 00:09:44,392 --> 00:09:47,603 Now, we know this is a sensitive topic. Right, Jim? 227 00:09:47,603 --> 00:09:49,564 - Yeah. - But with everyone's honesty 228 00:09:49,564 --> 00:09:52,442 and cooperation, I think we can find a healthy and amicable 229 00:09:52,442 --> 00:09:54,485 solution for all involved. Jim. 230 00:09:54,485 --> 00:09:56,821 - Yeah? - No, that Jim. 231 00:09:56,821 --> 00:09:58,364 What's up, Jim? What's goin' on, buddy? 232 00:09:58,364 --> 00:10:00,366 Jim, me and Jim think you should always follow your heart. 233 00:10:00,366 --> 00:10:02,285 - Settle down. - But you followed your heart 234 00:10:02,285 --> 00:10:04,537 to... I don't wanna say a forbidden place. 235 00:10:04,537 --> 00:10:06,706 - No. - But close to it. 236 00:10:06,706 --> 00:10:08,332 - Yeah. - Jim and I spent the night 237 00:10:08,332 --> 00:10:10,001 together when I was trying to get back at Goody 238 00:10:10,001 --> 00:10:11,961 for banging the hockey mom. 239 00:10:11,961 --> 00:10:12,962 We didn't have sex. 240 00:10:12,962 --> 00:10:14,589 - Jim? - It's true. 241 00:10:14,589 --> 00:10:16,132 We didn't go all the way. - Why? 242 00:10:16,132 --> 00:10:17,508 A decision I stand by today. 243 00:10:17,508 --> 00:10:20,511 Goody, Jim, you've both had relationships with Britt. 244 00:10:20,511 --> 00:10:23,014 - They just kissed. - Some people feel that's more powerful. 245 00:10:23,014 --> 00:10:24,557 - No, they don't. - Some people do. 246 00:10:24,557 --> 00:10:26,934 Jim and I think you should both make your pitch to Britt 247 00:10:26,934 --> 00:10:28,394 and she decides who she likes better. 248 00:10:28,394 --> 00:10:30,396 - Really? - Yeah. 249 00:10:30,396 --> 00:10:32,648 Jim, why don't you begin. 250 00:10:32,648 --> 00:10:33,941 Britt... 251 00:10:33,941 --> 00:10:36,319 Sometimes, I need a map. - Why? 252 00:10:36,319 --> 00:10:37,987 'Cause I get so lost in your eyes. 253 00:10:37,987 --> 00:10:39,530 Unbelievable. 254 00:10:39,530 --> 00:10:41,491 The truth is, I see you, 255 00:10:41,491 --> 00:10:43,076 and I think you're special, 256 00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:44,911 and I just want you to be happy. 257 00:10:45,328 --> 00:10:46,788 If I open my heart to someone, sure 258 00:10:46,788 --> 00:10:47,914 it'd be someone like you. 259 00:10:47,914 --> 00:10:50,375 But if you prefer someone like Goody, 260 00:10:50,375 --> 00:10:51,834 I'd understand. 261 00:10:51,834 --> 00:10:52,960 That's sweet, Jim. 262 00:10:52,960 --> 00:10:54,879 - Goody? - How's the sex? 263 00:10:54,879 --> 00:10:56,881 - Ten outta ten. - There you go. 264 00:10:56,881 --> 00:10:59,175 Britt... you have the floor. 265 00:10:59,175 --> 00:11:00,760 Your attention please. 266 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:02,845 - Big game on deck here, b'ys. - And girls. 267 00:11:02,845 --> 00:11:04,180 It's time to get our house in order. 268 00:11:04,180 --> 00:11:06,766 What's been happening in your relationships, 269 00:11:06,766 --> 00:11:08,726 I don't know what to say for the best. 270 00:11:08,726 --> 00:11:10,561 Maybe there ain't no best to it. 271 00:11:10,561 --> 00:11:11,729 Mercedes in particular. 272 00:11:11,729 --> 00:11:13,064 Never heard nothin' so bad as that. 273 00:11:13,064 --> 00:11:15,024 - What's he talking about? - You're all in unhealthy 274 00:11:15,024 --> 00:11:17,610 relationships, and we're here to unload that baggage 275 00:11:17,610 --> 00:11:18,695 before you play the Euros. 276 00:11:18,695 --> 00:11:20,113 - Query. - What'd you call me? 277 00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:21,948 Why are you two hosting this? 278 00:11:21,948 --> 00:11:23,700 Because we're in the healthiest relationship. 279 00:11:23,700 --> 00:11:25,368 - By what metric? - Oh, I think I know 280 00:11:25,368 --> 00:11:26,786 what he's talking about. So, Hitch slept with 281 00:11:26,786 --> 00:11:28,121 the hockey mom this summer. And even though 282 00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:29,872 I don't like how I found out about it, 283 00:11:29,872 --> 00:11:31,541 I slept with another dude this summer, 284 00:11:31,541 --> 00:11:32,834 so they cancel each other out. 285 00:11:33,292 --> 00:11:35,795 - And that's healthy? - An eye for an eye, old man. 286 00:11:35,795 --> 00:11:37,505 - Strong as oak. - Dolo? 287 00:11:37,505 --> 00:11:39,382 - What it do? - By now I'm sure you knows 288 00:11:39,382 --> 00:11:41,134 Melodie is also seeing the starting point guard 289 00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:43,219 for the Sudbury 5. Loic. Yes. 290 00:11:43,219 --> 00:11:44,887 Perhaps you wants to air that out? 291 00:11:45,555 --> 00:11:47,181 - For who? - For each other. 292 00:11:47,515 --> 00:11:49,267 We're in an... open relationship. 293 00:11:49,267 --> 00:11:50,768 - Really? - Yes. 294 00:11:50,768 --> 00:11:51,978 That's unconventional. 295 00:11:51,978 --> 00:11:53,354 Not in Québec. 296 00:11:53,604 --> 00:11:54,897 - Oh! - Ah. 297 00:11:54,897 --> 00:11:56,315 Well, that solves that. 298 00:11:59,193 --> 00:12:01,696 So, you can bang whoever you want? 299 00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:03,740 You shouldn't kiss and tell. 300 00:12:03,740 --> 00:12:05,700 It's not me. I'm asking for a friend. 301 00:12:05,700 --> 00:12:06,826 - Who? - You don't know him. 302 00:12:06,826 --> 00:12:08,578 Who do you know that I don't know? 303 00:12:08,578 --> 00:12:10,037 - Lots of guys. - No. 304 00:12:10,496 --> 00:12:12,749 - Okay, it's a girl. - It's a girl? 305 00:12:12,749 --> 00:12:14,042 Yeah. 306 00:12:14,042 --> 00:12:15,877 You said this was about having sex with two people 307 00:12:15,877 --> 00:12:17,754 of the opposite sex. - Yeah. 308 00:12:17,754 --> 00:12:19,213 And it's a girl in this situation? 309 00:12:19,213 --> 00:12:20,923 - Yeah. - So, a girl you know 310 00:12:20,923 --> 00:12:22,759 wants to have sex with two dudes at the same time, 311 00:12:22,759 --> 00:12:24,677 and came to you about it? - Yeah. 312 00:12:24,677 --> 00:12:26,471 - For advice? - Yeah. 313 00:12:26,471 --> 00:12:29,140 So, a girl you know came to you for advice 314 00:12:29,140 --> 00:12:31,559 on having sex with two dudes at the same time? 315 00:12:31,559 --> 00:12:34,437 - Okay, I'm lying. - I know. So, this is about you? 316 00:12:34,437 --> 00:12:35,521 Yeah. 317 00:12:35,521 --> 00:12:37,815 Having sex with two people of the opposite sex? 318 00:12:37,815 --> 00:12:39,025 Yeah. 319 00:12:39,025 --> 00:12:40,443 So, another girl wants to have sex 320 00:12:40,443 --> 00:12:42,070 with you and Laura at the same time? 321 00:12:42,070 --> 00:12:43,529 You got there fast. 322 00:12:43,529 --> 00:12:45,948 - Why would they want you there? - That's what I said! 323 00:12:45,948 --> 00:12:48,201 - Laura's bisexual? - I don't know. 324 00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:49,827 Well, you better find out. 325 00:12:50,244 --> 00:12:52,205 What's up, you fuckin' bisexual? 326 00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:54,082 - Who said I'm bisexual? - Huh? 327 00:12:54,082 --> 00:12:55,958 - You think I'm bisexual? - Give me one good reason 328 00:12:55,958 --> 00:12:57,502 why I shouldn't. - I'm going to bed with you. 329 00:12:57,502 --> 00:12:59,587 Well, a person would have to be a little bit bisexual 330 00:12:59,587 --> 00:13:02,048 to have sex with a guy and a girl at the same time. 331 00:13:02,048 --> 00:13:03,841 Oh, I forgot about that. 332 00:13:03,841 --> 00:13:05,009 - Did you really? - No. 333 00:13:05,009 --> 00:13:07,512 Fuckin'... You're such a fuckin' good time. 334 00:13:07,512 --> 00:13:09,430 A person would have to be a little bit bisexual 335 00:13:09,430 --> 00:13:11,557 to have sex with a guy and a girl at the same time. 336 00:13:11,557 --> 00:13:13,476 All right, so you're a little bit bisexual. 337 00:13:13,476 --> 00:13:15,311 A person might be a little bit bisexual. 338 00:13:15,311 --> 00:13:17,188 Look, you better start speakin' plain 339 00:13:17,188 --> 00:13:18,189 or you're cut off. - Yeah? 340 00:13:18,189 --> 00:13:19,649 Yeah, for like, 15 minutes. 341 00:13:19,649 --> 00:13:22,068 I asked you if you wanted to have sex with Jill and me 342 00:13:22,068 --> 00:13:23,277 at the same time. - I recall. 343 00:13:23,277 --> 00:13:24,904 - You never answered. - Well... 344 00:13:24,904 --> 00:13:26,614 - Well, what? - Fuck, come on. 345 00:13:26,614 --> 00:13:28,741 - Come on, what? - I still can't believe 346 00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:29,826 she wants me there. 347 00:13:29,826 --> 00:13:31,494 She could have sex with just you. 348 00:13:31,494 --> 00:13:33,579 You could have sex with just me. 349 00:13:34,205 --> 00:13:35,581 She's good. 350 00:13:36,290 --> 00:13:38,167 She's really good. - And she's so fuckin' hot. 351 00:13:38,167 --> 00:13:40,169 - She is. - Like, she's so fuckin' cool. 352 00:13:40,169 --> 00:13:42,004 - And you didn't answer her? - On what? 353 00:13:42,004 --> 00:13:43,172 - On-- - Huh? 354 00:13:43,172 --> 00:13:45,174 On if you want to have sex with her and Jill 355 00:13:45,174 --> 00:13:46,592 at the same time. - Well... 356 00:13:46,592 --> 00:13:48,052 - Well, what? - Come on. 357 00:13:48,052 --> 00:13:50,763 - Come on, what? - Don't be such a broad. 358 00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:52,724 What, you're the big man who wants to have sex 359 00:13:52,724 --> 00:13:55,435 with two girls at the same time. - I never once said that. 360 00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:56,811 So, you don't want to have sex 361 00:13:56,811 --> 00:13:58,146 with two girls at the same time? 362 00:13:58,146 --> 00:13:59,355 Never said that either. 363 00:13:59,355 --> 00:14:01,315 But you're not man enough to tell her that? 364 00:14:01,315 --> 00:14:03,651 - Tell her what? - Tell her what? 365 00:14:03,651 --> 00:14:05,695 That I wanna have sex with her and another girl 366 00:14:05,695 --> 00:14:07,029 at the same time? - No. 367 00:14:07,029 --> 00:14:08,239 Huh? 368 00:14:08,239 --> 00:14:10,742 That you want to have sex with another girl. 369 00:14:15,997 --> 00:14:17,540 - Where's the big man? - Gettin' a lappy. 370 00:14:17,540 --> 00:14:18,624 Where's Palmer? 371 00:14:18,624 --> 00:14:20,418 You didn't mean Palmer when you said, "the big man?" 372 00:14:20,418 --> 00:14:22,378 - No. - Hmm. Thought you meant Palmer. 373 00:14:22,378 --> 00:14:24,047 - Why? - 'Cause he's a big man. 374 00:14:24,047 --> 00:14:25,715 - I meant Delaney. - Delaney's gettin' a lappy. 375 00:14:25,715 --> 00:14:28,051 So, Palmer and Delaney are both getting lappies? 376 00:14:28,051 --> 00:14:30,053 - Yep. - Why aren't you getting a lappy? 377 00:14:30,053 --> 00:14:31,471 I thought it was important in all of this 378 00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:34,891 someone wasn't getting a lappy. - Good. You're a good man. 379 00:14:35,433 --> 00:14:37,477 - Where you goin'? - Gettin' a lappy. 380 00:14:38,353 --> 00:14:39,896 Thank you for choosing me. 381 00:14:39,896 --> 00:14:41,355 Don't make me regret it. 382 00:14:41,355 --> 00:14:43,149 Guess we should get doing something healthy and amicable? 383 00:14:43,149 --> 00:14:45,818 - Like what? - I like bingo and crokinole. 384 00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:48,696 Hmm. Let's go to the strippers. 385 00:14:49,113 --> 00:14:50,448 Your attention, please. 386 00:14:50,448 --> 00:14:52,909 Welcome to day two of getting our house in order, b'ys. 387 00:14:52,909 --> 00:14:54,243 - And girls. - While we all hoped 388 00:14:54,243 --> 00:14:55,661 to get it in order yesterday, 389 00:14:55,661 --> 00:14:58,039 I'm sure none of you regrets watching the Jackass marathon 390 00:14:58,039 --> 00:15:00,750 on Spike TV and ordering tasty takeout wings 391 00:15:00,750 --> 00:15:02,460 from Buzzy Brown's Brasserie. 392 00:15:02,460 --> 00:15:04,879 Michaels, you are in an unhealthy relationship 393 00:15:04,879 --> 00:15:05,922 with Mercedes. 394 00:15:05,922 --> 00:15:07,256 I'm not technically 395 00:15:07,256 --> 00:15:08,758 in any relationship with Mercedes. 396 00:15:08,758 --> 00:15:11,552 Oh, okay. So, then you're not gonna be upset to hear that-- 397 00:15:11,552 --> 00:15:13,096 - I fucked the Fridge Twins. - Freezer. 398 00:15:13,096 --> 00:15:14,347 - Doesn't matter. - At the same time? 399 00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:15,181 - Which time? - What? 400 00:15:15,181 --> 00:15:16,391 - Pardon? - I was wondering 401 00:15:16,391 --> 00:15:17,517 why these guys were here. 402 00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:19,352 Today there's a Matrix marathon on Spike TV. 403 00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:21,437 - Why? - Because you're banging Miig. 404 00:15:21,437 --> 00:15:23,022 - Really? - Attaboy. 405 00:15:23,022 --> 00:15:24,941 Mercedes, you know I detest that edgy language, please. 406 00:15:24,941 --> 00:15:26,275 Didn't care then, don't care now. 407 00:15:26,275 --> 00:15:27,819 Right, Mercedes, you slept with a teammate 408 00:15:27,819 --> 00:15:29,696 to get revenge on Michaels, and that is unhealthy. 409 00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:32,031 Wait a minute, you used sex with a teammate 410 00:15:32,031 --> 00:15:33,950 to get back at Hitch for banging a hockey mom. 411 00:15:33,950 --> 00:15:35,410 - Mm-mm, that's different. - How? 412 00:15:35,410 --> 00:15:37,245 I only had sex with one teammate. 413 00:15:37,245 --> 00:15:38,621 - Yawn. - So, Michaels, how do you plan 414 00:15:38,621 --> 00:15:41,040 on nurturing the relationship so you can both move on? 415 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:43,876 I don't need to nurture this relationship. 416 00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:46,254 - Why not? - Because we're not in a relationship! 417 00:15:46,254 --> 00:15:47,880 - Oh? - No! 418 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,173 Because I'm making love... 419 00:15:49,173 --> 00:15:50,341 to Miig. - Ugh! 420 00:15:50,341 --> 00:15:51,676 - Serious? - Attaboy. 421 00:15:51,676 --> 00:15:53,302 So, you're not in a relationship with Mercedes? 422 00:15:53,302 --> 00:15:54,637 - No! - Then you're not gonna be upset 423 00:15:54,637 --> 00:15:56,597 to hear that-- - I fucked the Italian guy, too. 424 00:15:56,597 --> 00:15:57,724 Sly Sylvestri? 425 00:15:57,724 --> 00:15:59,726 I don't fuckin' know. His name is Sly. 426 00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:01,936 I have him saved on my phone 427 00:16:01,936 --> 00:16:03,062 as a spaghetti emoji. 428 00:16:03,062 --> 00:16:04,272 We are not in an unhealthy relationship, 429 00:16:04,272 --> 00:16:05,648 we are in no relationship! 430 00:16:05,648 --> 00:16:08,234 - Well, that solves that. - I think our work here is done. 431 00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:10,278 So, then I guess you won't be upset to hear that-- 432 00:16:10,278 --> 00:16:11,696 Yeah... yeah, you know, yeah, I will. 433 00:16:11,696 --> 00:16:15,908 You know what? This is clearly upsetting to me. 434 00:16:16,784 --> 00:16:19,579 Well, house in order, b'ys! 435 00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:20,788 And girls! 436 00:16:20,788 --> 00:16:21,831 What is this? 437 00:16:21,831 --> 00:16:24,334 This is where we play the EU All-Stars. 438 00:16:24,334 --> 00:16:26,627 - This is a dump. - This is the north. 439 00:16:26,627 --> 00:16:29,339 We ain't pretty, and we get dirty. 440 00:16:29,714 --> 00:16:33,217 We extended our tour to play... outside? 441 00:16:33,634 --> 00:16:36,095 You wanted the NOSHO North Stars. 442 00:16:36,095 --> 00:16:37,472 I did. 443 00:16:37,472 --> 00:16:39,432 This is where the NOSHO North Stars play. 444 00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:41,851 I will regret this decision. 445 00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:44,020 We'll make sure of it. 446 00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:45,855 House in order? 447 00:16:45,855 --> 00:16:48,274 - Yes, sir! - Well, Delaney's here on time. 448 00:16:48,274 --> 00:16:49,901 Mercedes is out of the picture for good. 449 00:16:49,901 --> 00:16:51,235 The Britt love triangle is over. 450 00:16:51,235 --> 00:16:52,445 - Really? - Yeah. 451 00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:53,780 B'ys relationships never done so good 452 00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:54,947 as what they does, me son. 453 00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:57,325 Well, and Ol' Gorgeous has got no colour in his cheeks. 454 00:16:57,325 --> 00:16:59,035 Got all the bangin' outta me, Shoresy. 455 00:16:59,035 --> 00:17:00,661 Looks like total buy-in to me! 456 00:17:04,999 --> 00:17:06,376 All right. 457 00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:09,253 Well, this ship needs a captain 458 00:17:09,253 --> 00:17:11,047 and a couple first mates. 459 00:17:11,673 --> 00:17:13,383 Actually, that sounds pretty gay. What do you think, Mo? 460 00:17:13,383 --> 00:17:16,010 - First mate leans gay to me. - Which is fine, but like-- 461 00:17:16,010 --> 00:17:17,553 Just maybe not super necessary. 462 00:17:17,553 --> 00:17:19,263 So, what like, alternate captain? 463 00:17:19,263 --> 00:17:20,807 - Assistant captain. - Huh? 464 00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:21,891 This team needs a captain 465 00:17:21,891 --> 00:17:23,142 and a couple assistant captains. 466 00:17:23,142 --> 00:17:25,937 Well, you heard the man! Jim! 467 00:17:25,937 --> 00:17:27,480 - Yeah. - No, that Jim. 468 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,774 Jim, for meditating the discussion between-- 469 00:17:29,774 --> 00:17:31,401 - Mediating. - What? 470 00:17:31,401 --> 00:17:34,070 - Mediating. - For mediating the discussion? 471 00:17:34,070 --> 00:17:35,071 Yep. 472 00:17:35,071 --> 00:17:37,323 Jim, for mediating the discussion 473 00:17:37,323 --> 00:17:39,659 between Goody and Jim so that the love triangle 474 00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:40,660 may be... 475 00:17:42,328 --> 00:17:43,913 flattened... 476 00:17:45,456 --> 00:17:46,958 ...we are naming you assistant captain 477 00:17:46,958 --> 00:17:48,084 of the NOSHO North Stars. 478 00:17:48,084 --> 00:17:51,087 Hey, hey, hey! 479 00:17:53,798 --> 00:17:56,300 Schnurr! Schnurr. Schnurr. 480 00:17:57,468 --> 00:17:59,470 For guiding Delaney, Palmer, and Sly 481 00:17:59,470 --> 00:18:01,013 through what can only be described 482 00:18:01,013 --> 00:18:02,807 as a monsoon of lappies, 483 00:18:02,807 --> 00:18:06,519 while never once accepting a lappy for yourself... 484 00:18:07,478 --> 00:18:08,563 we're naming you assistant captain 485 00:18:08,563 --> 00:18:09,731 of the NOSHO North Stars. 486 00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:16,029 Now, Hitch! - Me?! 487 00:18:16,029 --> 00:18:18,031 No, the other Hitch. So dumb. 488 00:18:19,824 --> 00:18:22,368 For hosting the airing out of relationship baggage 489 00:18:22,368 --> 00:18:23,953 between the boys and their girls, 490 00:18:23,953 --> 00:18:26,164 while keeping it simple in your own relationship 491 00:18:26,164 --> 00:18:28,124 so that you bring no relationship baggage 492 00:18:28,124 --> 00:18:29,625 of your own... - Not to mention being 493 00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:30,752 the senior member of this team. 494 00:18:30,752 --> 00:18:32,420 Yeah, a lot of rubber on that road. 495 00:18:33,046 --> 00:18:35,590 You will lead this team before The Great One himself. 496 00:18:35,590 --> 00:18:37,633 Number 99, Wayne Gretzky. 497 00:18:37,633 --> 00:18:39,052 Proud to call him a friend... 498 00:18:40,636 --> 00:18:43,264 ...as captain of the NOSHO North Stars. 499 00:18:55,526 --> 00:18:57,987 I don't know what to say-- Yeah!! 500 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:04,160 Got your house in order, bro? 501 00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:04,994 No. 502 00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:07,163 What do you mean, no? 503 00:19:07,163 --> 00:19:08,289 - No other girls. - No? 504 00:19:08,289 --> 00:19:09,874 - No. - Jill's on her way over. 505 00:19:09,874 --> 00:19:11,167 - Come on. - Why? 506 00:19:11,167 --> 00:19:12,585 Why, what? Huh? 507 00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:14,545 - Why no other girls? - You're crafty. 508 00:19:14,545 --> 00:19:16,589 - I'm Laura. - You're trying to get me to say something. 509 00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:18,508 - She'll be here any minute. - Hey... 510 00:19:19,425 --> 00:19:21,177 Do you wanna have sex with another guy? 511 00:19:21,177 --> 00:19:23,012 - No. - Cool. 512 00:19:23,638 --> 00:19:25,723 I don't wanna have sex with another girl. 513 00:19:26,265 --> 00:19:27,392 Cool. 514 00:19:31,854 --> 00:19:34,065 Let's get a timeshare in New Brunswick 515 00:19:34,065 --> 00:19:35,358 and train foxes. 516 00:19:40,113 --> 00:19:41,781 Did you give her a key?! 517 00:19:45,159 --> 00:19:46,828 What's up, big boy? 518 00:19:46,828 --> 00:19:47,662 Hey, Shoresy. 519 00:19:47,662 --> 00:19:49,247 Why aren't you at your dad's? 520 00:19:49,247 --> 00:19:50,957 I can never get the TV working. 521 00:19:51,332 --> 00:19:52,542 What do you wanna watch so bad? 522 00:19:52,542 --> 00:19:54,252 - Shut up. - Try-on hauls. 523 00:19:54,252 --> 00:19:56,087 Can I stay with you guys? 524 00:19:58,381 --> 00:19:59,674 Of course. 525 00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:04,053 Well, we're gonna have to charge you extra. 526 00:20:06,764 --> 00:20:10,435 ♪ She give me love love, love, love ♪ 527 00:20:10,435 --> 00:20:12,311 ♪ Crazy love ♪ 528 00:20:12,937 --> 00:20:16,774 ♪ She give me love love, love, love ♪ 529 00:20:16,774 --> 00:20:18,860 ♪ Crazy love ♪ 530 00:20:19,193 --> 00:20:24,115 ♪ Yeah, I need her in the daytime ♪ 531 00:20:24,115 --> 00:20:25,700 ♪ I need her ♪ 532 00:20:26,784 --> 00:20:30,121 ♪ Yeah, and I need her in the night ♪ 533 00:20:30,121 --> 00:20:31,789 ♪ I need her ♪ 534 00:20:32,915 --> 00:20:36,794 ♪ Yeah, and I want to throw my arms around her ♪ 535 00:20:36,794 --> 00:20:37,837 ♪ I need her ♪ 536 00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:42,216 ♪ And kiss and hug her kiss and hug her tight ♪ 537 00:20:45,511 --> 00:20:48,514 ♪ Yeah, when I'm returning ♪ 538 00:20:48,514 --> 00:20:51,059 ♪ From so far away ♪ 539 00:20:51,726 --> 00:20:54,353 ♪ She give me some sweet lovin' ♪ 540 00:20:54,353 --> 00:20:56,731 ♪ Brighten up my day ♪ 541 00:20:57,523 --> 00:21:00,818 ♪ Yeah, and it make me righteous ♪ 542 00:21:00,818 --> 00:21:03,738 ♪ Yeah, and it make me whole ♪ 543 00:21:04,155 --> 00:21:07,408 ♪ Yeah, and it make me mellow ♪ 544 00:21:07,408 --> 00:21:09,911 ♪ Down into my soul ♪ 545 00:21:09,911 --> 00:21:13,414 ♪ She give me love love, love, love ♪ 546 00:21:13,414 --> 00:21:15,208 ♪ Crazy love ♪ 547 00:21:15,958 --> 00:21:19,587 ♪ She give me love love, love, love ♪ 548 00:21:19,587 --> 00:21:21,839 ♪ Crazy love ♪ 549 00:21:22,507 --> 00:21:25,593 ♪ She give me love love, love, love ♪ 550 00:21:25,593 --> 00:21:27,762 ♪ Crazy love ♪ 551 00:21:28,471 --> 00:21:32,016 ♪ She give me love love, love, love ♪ 552 00:21:32,016 --> 00:21:35,937 ♪ Crazy love ♪ 553 00:21:38,189 --> 00:21:40,441 I'm Anik Archambault with BROdude Sports. 554 00:21:40,441 --> 00:21:42,318 Welcome to coverage of the EU All-Stars 555 00:21:42,318 --> 00:21:44,487 versus the NOSHO North Stars. 556 00:21:44,487 --> 00:21:47,323 I'm here with NOSHO assistant coach Morris. 557 00:21:47,323 --> 00:21:49,617 Big Mo, the boys keeping warm? 558 00:21:49,617 --> 00:21:52,161 - Uh-huh. - Where exactly? 559 00:21:52,161 --> 00:21:53,454 House over there. 560 00:21:53,454 --> 00:21:55,081 And the EU? 561 00:21:55,081 --> 00:21:56,165 Church over there. 562 00:21:56,165 --> 00:21:58,960 Northern hospitality, ladies and gentlemen. 563 00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:01,963 Mo, Shoresy declined this interview with BROdude 564 00:22:01,963 --> 00:22:05,508 and I've gotta say, I'm hurt man! We go way back! 565 00:22:06,300 --> 00:22:07,719 He'll get you after the game. 566 00:22:07,719 --> 00:22:10,138 Putting his final touches on the game plan? 567 00:22:10,930 --> 00:22:11,889 Plan's clear. 568 00:22:11,889 --> 00:22:14,308 Well, the team's had plenty of practice time. 569 00:22:14,308 --> 00:22:15,560 What's been the focus? 570 00:22:16,227 --> 00:22:19,147 But North American players are not at the level 571 00:22:19,147 --> 00:22:20,273 they once were. 572 00:22:20,273 --> 00:22:21,941 Our record here proves 573 00:22:21,941 --> 00:22:25,069 that the players here are overvalued. 574 00:22:25,069 --> 00:22:28,990 Certainly not as tough as their reputation would suggest. 575 00:22:28,990 --> 00:22:31,367 These guys are beating the crap out of everybody! 576 00:22:31,367 --> 00:22:32,535 They're playing it better 577 00:22:32,535 --> 00:22:33,828 than we ever played it over here! 578 00:22:33,828 --> 00:22:35,538 I could have done this with little girls. 579 00:22:35,538 --> 00:22:37,290 Got us playing the European game now. 580 00:22:37,290 --> 00:22:40,752 Thank God it's almost over! 581 00:22:40,752 --> 00:22:43,713 The reputation for tough hockey here has expired. 582 00:22:43,713 --> 00:22:45,089 They took away our tools. 583 00:22:45,089 --> 00:22:46,758 We are not scared of them. 584 00:22:46,758 --> 00:22:48,968 This was nothing short of embarrassing. 585 00:22:48,968 --> 00:22:50,511 - A thumping! - Thrashing! 586 00:22:50,511 --> 00:22:53,389 - A walloping! - Merciless beating! 587 00:22:53,389 --> 00:22:54,766 Shellacking! 588 00:22:54,766 --> 00:22:57,018 The North American game is dying. 589 00:22:57,018 --> 00:22:57,977 Overrated. 590 00:22:57,977 --> 00:23:01,689 Verified. Validated. Confirmed. 591 00:23:07,987 --> 00:23:09,030 Here we go, now. 592 00:23:09,030 --> 00:23:10,281 Keith Primeau, 593 00:23:10,281 --> 00:23:12,367 Keith Tkachuk, Billy Guerin, 594 00:23:12,367 --> 00:23:14,327 Brendan Shanahan, Darien Hatcher. 595 00:23:14,327 --> 00:23:16,120 - Scott Stevens. - Yes, Captain Crunch. 596 00:23:16,120 --> 00:23:18,456 These guys are world-class hockey players, 597 00:23:18,456 --> 00:23:20,124 and these guys will fuck you up. 598 00:23:20,124 --> 00:23:21,876 Sure, the style of play may be going, 599 00:23:21,876 --> 00:23:24,128 but that style of player ain't goin' anywhere. 600 00:23:24,128 --> 00:23:26,631 Like a massive part of the success of Canada 601 00:23:26,631 --> 00:23:27,882 and U.S. hockey 602 00:23:27,882 --> 00:23:29,634 on the international stage has been the hitting. 603 00:23:29,634 --> 00:23:31,677 Some guys you put a hockey stick in their hand, 604 00:23:31,677 --> 00:23:33,805 and they become a completely different person. 605 00:23:33,805 --> 00:23:36,808 The guarantee that if you play us, we will hurt you. 606 00:23:36,808 --> 00:23:39,018 They can't help it. They're just born that way. 607 00:23:39,018 --> 00:23:40,895 - Beat 'em up. - They're unbeatable! 608 00:23:40,895 --> 00:23:42,688 You guys are gonna give me something to watch 609 00:23:42,688 --> 00:23:44,232 again this year, right? 610 00:24:19,225 --> 00:24:20,643 ♪ Oh my gosh ♪ 611 00:24:22,353 --> 00:24:24,022 ♪ Oh my gosh ♪ 612 00:24:25,565 --> 00:24:27,358 ♪ Easy, easy ♪ 613 00:24:28,818 --> 00:24:30,987 ♪ Hold it down, hold it down ♪ 614 00:24:32,655 --> 00:24:34,282 ♪ Oh my gosh ♪ 615 00:24:36,075 --> 00:24:37,869 ♪ Oh my gosh ♪ 616 00:24:39,370 --> 00:24:41,205 ♪ Easy, easy ♪ 617 00:24:42,707 --> 00:24:44,792 ♪ Hold it down, hold it down ♪ 618 00:25:14,197 --> 00:25:15,823 ♪ Oh my gosh ♪ 619 00:25:17,367 --> 00:25:19,077 ♪ Oh my gosh ♪ 620 00:25:20,536 --> 00:25:22,330 ♪ Easy, easy ♪ 621 00:25:23,831 --> 00:25:25,833 ♪ Hold it down, hold it down ♪ 622 00:25:25,833 --> 00:25:27,335 ♪ Hold it down ♪ 623 00:25:27,335 --> 00:25:29,045 ♪ Oh my gosh ♪ 624 00:25:31,130 --> 00:25:32,840 ♪ Oh my gosh ♪ 625 00:25:34,467 --> 00:25:36,177 ♪ Easy, easy ♪ 626 00:25:37,929 --> 00:25:41,557 ♪ Yes, UK massive Yes, UK massive ♪ 627 00:27:11,856 --> 00:27:15,026 Subtitling: difuze 47038

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