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I know it's your birthday, sweetie. I'm so sorry about this.

Last minute shift change.

It's okay, Mom.

You know, but turning 19 is supposed to be very special.

We're going to make a whole family weekend out of it.

But I still got you your cake, and you can blow out your candles like always.

Oh, and I'm going to miss that for the first time.

That's okay.

Christy and Chloe are supposed to be coming over.

Okay. Well, have fun with your friends, sweetie.

See you in the morning.

I think that's them.

Come on, don't worry about it, honey.

Teenagers don't like hanging out with their mom on their birthday anyway.

Yeah. Besides, I'll look after them. Keep them out of trouble.

Okay.

I'll see you in the morning, babe. Yeah.

Hey!

Happy birthday!

Thank you. You're welcome. Welcome.

Okay, I'm out of here.

Happy birthday. And don't forget to tell your brother I said bye, okay?

Hey, girl.

Have fun.

Did you hear that, Chloe?

Chop it. Are you excited?

I know you like him. I do not.

Thank you.

I'm his boyfriend.

Oh, my God, your cake.

It's cute, right?

Oh my god, I love it. What flavor is it?

Strawberry. Of course.

Um,

do you guys want to set up in the living room instead of my bedroom?

Yeah, sure. I brought my sleeping bag. Perfect.

Um, and Ethan shouldn't bother us. You should just stay in the house. He better

not. My parents would kill me if they knew we were here.

I don't know.

Nobody's going to tell them anything.

Oh,

hey, Lana.

Do you think your stepdad would let us invite some boys over?

No. No.

No. What?

We're probably old enough now. I'm like, I'm trying to have fun.

You're trying to get me in trouble.

That too.

Yeah. Or whatever.

We have to decide who's going to sleep on the couch and the floor.

Well, you're the birthday girl, so.

Yeah, you can take the couch. Yeah. I'll do that. And then we can sit up here

and have the games.

The movie isn't on that. We have sex.

Video games are movie stars.

Definitely video games, so I didn't kick your ass.

What's my movie?

Maybe you can just watch.

Yeah, you don't have to play.

And then we'll get a movie out.

Done. We need to talk.

Please don't tell mom about what just happened.

It wasn't what it looked like, I swear.

Oh, I'm not going to tell your mom or your sister about any of this.

We would want to ruin your sister's slumber party, right?

No.

Look, I know your father's not around, but I know your stepdad can give you

advice. Anything I know about is definitely women.

Well, I've had a crush on Chloe for years, but she's super Mormon.

Really religious.

And then there's Christy.

Everyone says she's a slut, but that just makes me feel more intimidated.

So Chloe's a good girl, huh?

I've seen the way you're looking at her.

Does she know you're into her?

Uh, I think so.

Maybe? And what about Christy?

How big of a slut is she? How many guys has she been with?

I don't know.

I just know people talk.

And how close are they all in age?

Are they like your sister's age?

Uh, Christy's 20, like me.

She got held back a year.

And Chloe's 18.

I think her birthday's coming up soon.

Why?

Huh. And Lana?

Is she more like Chloe or like Christy?

Look, how about I keep the other girls occupied and I give you and Chloe a

little bit of alone time?

I don't think it's going to work.

She's pretty adamant about her religious beliefs.

You know, I used to have a loophole for those religious girls.

They just want to keep themselves pure.

Look, Ethan, sex is completely natural.

You just got to give them a little bit of nudging.

Chloe's waiting for you to make the first move.

You just gotta do it.

You gotta be strategic.

You gotta relate to her about something.

I don't know, like her religious beliefs.

Oh, you know I don't have any of my own religious beliefs. I don't believe in

that. You have to relate to her about her religious beliefs.

You know, you gotta connect with her about something that she can relate to.

Right?

She just has to make sure she feels that you're preserving her values.

What you gotta do is you gotta fuck them in the ass to keep their hymen intact.

That's all the Mormon girls care about.

They just want to make sure they save for celestial marriage.

Besides, they're all horny.

You'll be doing her a favor.

But what about the anal part?

I've never done that before.

Come on, Ethan.

You watch porn, right?

You'll be just fine.

And what about Juana?

Oh, I'll keep the birthday girl occupied.

I'll give her some party favors.

Throw on some cologne and get yourself together.

All right, bud?

Okay.

There we go.

Okay.

But you know I'm going to kick your ass, right?

Say that.

So, when are you and Aaron going on a date?

Never. What?

What do you mean? He totally likes you.

No, he doesn't. He doesn't even talk to me.

I can tell by the way he looks at you.

Yeah, he's really respectful.

But does he look at me?

I think he wants to respect you all over.

Okay.

Come on, just give him your number.

He doesn't need my number.

Well, it's not bad to have a little fun, you know. You don't even have a

boyfriend.

Alright, ladies.

I've got some special birthday surprises for you tonight.

Right. Huh.

What? Your dad's not invited to the party?

You mean daddy?

You mean stepdad?

Chloe. It's your turn.

Chloe, could I talk to you for a second?

Ethan! Lana, I'm actually going to take your turn.

Chloe, go do what you don't want.

Yeah, come on, Chloe.

It's about time you got some attention.

What kind of surprises are we talking about?

me you were shy, but I get it now.

I didn't know about your faith.

You were just being respectful.

It's not something I could talk about, not even with Lana.

I guess I just became more religious after my parents divorced, but I really

like to keep it to myself.

I like you, Ethan.

But maybe we should just take it slow.

I've been wanting this for such a long time.

But maybe we should just stick to kissing tonight.

I understand.

I'm also saving myself.

Maybe... Maybe we should just get back to the party before... I get out of

control.

Well, what if there was a way for us to throw each other affection without going

against our beliefs?

What do you mean?

It's something special, and it would make us feel really connected.

It would only take five minutes.

This isn't about my virginity, is it?

Of course not.

This is about something that couples do that would make us really close.

Is this your way of asking me to be your girlfriend?

You really should have taken those drinks earlier when Greg offered.

It's your birthday.

You can live a little.

Mom would kill me.

Look, I just, I'm not in the mood for it.

You're such a square.

Right.

Hey, uh, what do you think Ethan and Chloe are up to?

Ew. Come on.

That would be gross.

He's probably just showing off his comic book collection or something. Something

awkward. Yeah. Hey, girl.

Why don't we switch it up?

Instead of playing video games, why don't we watch a movie?

Right. A horror movie?

Or an adult movie.

I mean, we are adults here, aren't we? Yeah, I guess we are.

Greg, can I talk to you alone?

Of course, birthday girl.

You're sure it's not supposed to hurt, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It'll be fine. I promise. Just give me a second.

Just be gentle, okay?

Okay.

You okay?

Does that feel okay?

Yeah,

yeah I like it.

Tell me when it's done.

Okay.

I get that you want to be here for my birthday, Greg, okay?

But you're being borderline creepy, and you're not acting very father -like.

Father -like?

Yeah.

I never said I wanted to be your dad.

I thought we were friends.

We don't get to hang out very much.

Besides, you're not much younger than me.

What's 20 years when you're both adults?

I just don't like when you flirt with my friends, okay? It's disrespectful to me

and to my mom.

Your mom knows the man she married.

She'd probably like it.

I think you're jealous.

You didn't like when I was giving Christy all the attention, did you?

I just wanted a nice birthday.

That's it.

I can't help it if your friend Chloe disappeared and your other friend wanted

get fucked.

You should help it. It's my birthday.

You know you looked just like your mother when she was younger.

I'm curious.

Aren't you curious?

You should stop this.

You can stop it whenever you want.

See? I knew you were jealous.

Oh, God, they look just like your mom's.

Yes.

Yes.

See you later.

Amen.

Yeah.

Oh, you made Daddy come twice.

Lana?

There's nothing wrong with it. You don't have to tell anyone if you don't want

to.

How do I clean these?

Maybe try this.

It's fine.

We're boyfriend and girlfriend now. What we did was totally okay.

And you could tell them if you want. It's just whatever you're comfortable

We should probably get going now. They're waiting for us.

Thank you.

Hope.

So.

You like learning new things?

I do. Oh, that's so good.

Do you do this to your other boyfriends?

Maybe. Oh, yeah?

Maybe.

Look at those pretty eyes.

Well, if it isn't the happy couple.

We thought we lost you.

Why don't you join in?

Where's Lana?

Christy, what are you doing?

Oh, Christy's just having a little fun.

Lana will be back in a minute.

I promise. I didn't know anything about this.

Nothing. None of it.

Well, we thought you'd want to join us. Oh, my God.

I mean, you know, especially after you broke her in. Isn't that right, Chloe?

This is a setup.

You and your dad. playing this whole thing, you pervert?

Oh, Christy. Fuck.

How could you do this to me?

I thought you were my friend.

I am your friend.

I got you laid, didn't I?

Don't be upset, Ethan.

We're just messing around.

Yeah.

Hi.

Christy. Well, fuck you too. Isn't that right, Christy?

Um, well, yeah.

I mean, you did tell your dad I was a dirty little slut, right?

Come here. Have a seat, son.

I don't know.

Chloe was crying over there. I should probably go talk to her.

We'll worry about our feelings later.

Sit down.

I know you want to.

She's primed and ready for you.

Show them what I showed you.

Put it inside you, Christine.

Is that what you want?

Put it inside me.

Squeeze my cock while you breathe.

No. No.

Yeah. Yeah.

Star is fucking crying.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yeah, that's right. Just like that.

That's right.

Yeah, that's right. It feels good. Yeah, it feels good. Yeah.

You like it?

Don't stop fucking her, son.

Don't stop fucking her. Yeah.

Give her that fucking cock.

Make me proud.

Give it to me.

Yes, that's good.

Yes, put that back in your fucking mouth. There it is.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

shit.

That's right.

You're doing so good, son.

You're doing so fucking good.

Yes, Christy, take your fucking... That's right.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

It feels good, doesn't it?

It feels really good.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

You want that come all over your fucking face? I do. I want it. Come here.

Why don't you get down on your fucking knees? Get down on your fucking knees.

Come here.

Come here.

Turn this thing. Turn this thing.

Yes, right there.

Oh,

shit.

We're just celebrating.

It's your big day.

What the fuck is happening?

Happy birthday?

How did I learn?