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Previously on Love Island.

If I put my cards on the table with Harry, he'd be open to play.

The explanation doesn't mean jack shit.

You ain't ever going to have to worry about me.

Old Wayne.

There was sparks with Harry.

I jumped ship to Connor. I just don't want to hurt him.

Reignite. The baby was so good.

Hashtag spotted.

She was sitting at the bottom of the stairs with Harry.

I'm not fully over other situations.

Connor and Angel.

Two bombshells that are waiting outside to date you.

Oh my God.

Watching you go from girl to girl to girl, it kind of felt like you were

a game. I couldn't get it how I felt about you. What are you going to do now?

I'm not going to come all in for you.

Who's your type?

You to a T.

What about our date when we go for a pie?

That's not what exclusive men say.

You're not going to believe who we got!

those Connors X. In other words, Megan's in again to begin again. Now Megan's in

again, she can win again. It'll be fun again if Megan stays in again, gets in

the swing again and doesn't end up in the bin again.

Oh my God, Megan, I cannot believe you're back. That's insane.

We're back, Megan. We're back.

We never left.

I'm going to be there. I miss you so much.

I miss you so much.

This is insane.

Back in the V, man. Mate, it feels good to be home like I never left, though.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Coming in now, are you just all for Connor or any of the new boys?

I think I need to, like, talk to Conor more, cos, like, what, we had, like, a

-minute date, do you know what I mean? Yeah. I need to, like, catch up and then

see where I'm at. But he's gone through an array of women.

I've been gone a week and there's, like, three girls already. Like, it was

crazy. The you situation, I was like, you look like you're so happy.

And I felt a bit stupid, like, cos I believe in all, like, the little

you were making. But then I just felt a bit embarrassed and a bit stupid because

he was moving mad.

And, like, from the way I had to look at it, it was, like, Meghan Hale.

He said it wasn't like that, and he's been speaking about me and all. No, he

has. Man, you know, Megan's come in, obviously being like, look, I know

with Shakira, and I just told her, obviously, like, what's happened. A lot

better timing, man. A lot better timing, man, yeah.

I'm going full... Full press.

Full press, yeah.

How was your day? Yeah, it was good.

Like, we got on well. He's obviously, he's easy to chat to, he's quite funny.

But, yeah, obviously, I do really, really like Ty.

Yeah, yeah.

What about Angel? Good. Mate, good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Angel's good.

Angel's good. I know you're cupping up with her, mate, but I do fancy her.

And I'm going to crack on.

Yes. I know what you're going to say. You guys wanted to first come in here.

wanted blue.

Oh, my God. As soon as blue walked in, I thought, oh, my God, this is Jaffa's

hair. Yeah, I thought that.

Blue, you got your eye on. You ain't coming back for Halloween. No, no.

I do, I do.

It is, it is, yes.

Yeah, it is, yes. Yeah, I'm intrigued.

And I'd just have a chat with her. See what's going on. What's the first

impression? I have something so good for Jamie.

Yeah. Like, I don't know if anyone can compare it to him.

This is the curviest curveball ever. This is a big curveball.

What do you think of Harry and Dee?

Like, obviously, it's better now. Like, you're a girl. She's a wife. She's a

wife. Yeah.

Seeing how he's been like I think he has been better, but it did take him a long

time You need to as well

mean her exclusive

Meg and Helena are excited to have their girl, Megan, back in the villa.

Reunions are lovely. Like my oldest mate said last time I went back to

Edinburgh.

Sorry, who are you?

Now we're back on the outings.

You need to tell me everything.

What's been going on?

Well, obviously, OK, we'll start with me. What was he like in Qatar?

What do you think of Andrada? Andrada, yeah.

He was a lunatic, yeah.

Really? Well, he is, like, taking the piss a little bit in regards to your

feelings.

He's coming back and telling you one thing, like, you want to hear, and

how much you can get away with it. And, like, the two of them are fucking the

same. They see how much they can get away with it and deal with consequences

after. If you're coming to him and you're saying, I feel this type of way

that, like, it's upset me, he should be like, I'm sorry, I won't do it again. He

shouldn't be like, yeah, but I did it because of this, and, like, get

about it. He's all for you, like he says he is. He should be taking on your

feelings and wanting to change for you.

Yeah. I feel like since we've become exclusive, like, he generally has

massively in the way he acts. Like, you don't see him with the girls, like...

I've seen a lot more of yous together, like, from, like, watching it. Yeah.

I first, like, yous were never together.

Yeah. And now yous are, like, always, and it's quite cute, but I just think,

like, he did take to us for the longest time.

I do think he has gotten better, but I think that period of time, I was like,

gee. Really?

I don't have a girlfriend, anyway.

I know, she's white, she's white, and it's more positive. But I'm so glad. I

think you need to stand on your business and don't let anything spell. What do

you think about me and Harry?

Being back together. He actually has fixed up, hasn't he? I think the main

to think of with him, from what I've seen, putting boundaries in place, you

to fucking... I'm standing on business.

You need to.

She is. Do you think Dee and Harry have now changed? I think for a while, they

would take the piss out of you and you'd look like a fucking imbecile.

I literally want to get in and smack your head together and be like, can you

something for yourselves, please?

I love them dearly, but they take the biggest.

Like amount of piss in here and you just stand for it Weird boyfriend and

girlfriend. Yeah, but I worry about what's in front of you right now, but

obviously you knew he was doing shit like that Yeah, I did and that's why I

brought him up on it every time you have to rely on yourself for that and

actually if you feel a type of way fucking say it like

Ty's happy angels back from her date with Blue. I asked Blue, what made you

again?

Coincidentally, what made you come again?

Are the exact words Blue's mum said last time I was in her sex shop.

I was calling referee then.

I was looking at my clock, I was like, right.

Felt like you were out for like two hours.

Did it?

It's a little date. You're going on a date with someone else before me. It's

crazy.

Honest to God.

We just got on like where we were just having a laugh.

He obviously asked how things are with me and Ye.

And I said it's going really, really well.

It was, yeah, well... So you're getting a test soon. I know.

I thought you were going to be the one getting a test.

We haven't had a test yet, have we?

I'm on to it.

What was he saying over at the fire pit?

Just that it went well, he fancies you.

So he's going to crack on.

I bet he's like... I'm like, go for it. But obviously, yeah, I do think he's

going to...

Pull me for a chat. Oh, he's going to be high -pressed.

He's going to be one of them.

He's going to be high -pressed.

As soon as you sit down for a chat.

No problem.

No problem.

No worries.

Good.

I've got, like, four inch on him.

You've got four?

Right, cards on the table. I've been spending way too much time in Blue's

sex shop. I've tried to leave, but she makes it so hard.

Yeah, the outside life has been crazy. Has it? Yeah. I'm so glad to be back,

though. Mm.

Glad to meet you as well. Yeah.

Yeah, it's going to be good fun.

Looking forward to it. Going to make the most of it. Yeah.

That's for sure.

Yeah.

Is she here? Do you want to chat? Oh, go on then.

Can't believe this.

Do you want to chat?

Fire pit maybe? There he is! Waste no time the boy!

There he is!

Waste no time!

This is what I'm talking about!

Ridiculous!

He wastes no time!

That's what he does!

We're in Love Island mate!

Oh, Jamie.

You guys are looking good today as well.

How have you been?

Yeah, really good.

I was not expecting this. No. I'm glad to meet you. Yeah, glad to meet you as

well. I really am.

I was going to say... I think you're quite intriguing.

Yeah, I think a lot of people have said that. And I do want to explore that.

That was quite bold, putting me in front of my fella.

Why? That was a bold move.

Is there anything wrong with that? That's like a me move.

That's not something I would do.

It was very ballsy, yeah.

That's all crazy.

It is mad, though, innit?

I ain't too worried, to be honest, because I know we've got a good thing

How's your situation?

Me and Jamie both say we're open. We're not exclusive yet, but I do have a

really good thing with him. Mm -hm.

I would be getting to know you as well. I'm looking forward to it. I'll be

putting you in touch. Don't worry about it. Okay. I wasn't worried.

Okay, good. Okay.

Told you it didn't matter.

Were you girls with Megan?

Yeah. I like Megan.

Okay. Oh, my God.

Yeah. You'd be fine.

You'd be fine.

Moving quick.

You're half Persian, aren't you? I am.

So am I.

No, you're not.

No, you're not. No, no, no, you're lying. Do you speak Farsi?

No. No, me neither. I wish. I've got some words in my locker.

Why is she laughing?

Why is she laughing? Why is she laughing, though?

Yeah, we'll check that. Yeah, check that, check that.

How do you feel?

Yeah, what about you being here?

Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, my journey in here has been very up and down, and I feel like

it's sort of stabilised. Yeah.

But you haven't had a tell?

Yeah, I haven't.

Maybe I'm not tough.

You could be.

Let's see what happens.

Let's see what happens.

In one night, Conor's got pie, dated his ex, moved the ex into his villa, and

now he's catching up with his other ex. Like I always say, it's amazing what you

get done when you don't have a telly. My head is all over the place, to be

honest.

I'm glad I didn't fucking, like, freak out.

You know what I mean?

But I understand everything that you're saying.

Like, the feelings obviously don't just, like, change. Like, you know what I

mean? I still feel like that. And, like, obviously that does change, like, a lot

of things for me.

But, like, yeah.

She's wearing your bracelet.

Yeah.

Were you crying?

Yeah. Why?

Just upset.

About what?

About you.

I'm all good.

I'm all good.

I'm happy that we'll still be friends.

You know what I mean? Because I could never get mad at you. Like,

yeah, my feelings were hurt, but I always, like, the advice you gave to me

the time was to stay true to yourself.

Like, feel how you want to feel, you know what I mean? And, like, no one can

mad at you.

What's wrong?

I really thought I was going to lose you.

As a friend?

No.

Never.

Never.

You still are my best friend in here.

You still are, you know what I mean?

Best friend out of seeing me on a boner.

You know what I mean?

That's what best friends do.

So, no,

don't be proud.

Love you, Carl.

Love you too.

I feel like my weight has been lifted off my shoulders. All the pressure I've

been feeling has just gone... And I'm so relieved that I've not

lost him because that was killing me.

Tony and Cash are loving the hideaway. The rule with the hideaway is that you

can't go with someone you're actually in a couple with.

Oh, in many ways, it's kind of like a Coldplay gag.

So how are you feeling about this?

Like, I feel like I've been in such good spirits lately.

No distractions is nice.

Not hiding from anyone is nice.

Not sparing people's feelings is nice.

Yeah.

Being with you is nice.

How are you feeling?

I'm happy that I can, like, stay here and explore things with you.

The hideaway was really nice of you earlier today.

Should we stay there tonight?

Should we?

I already booked in a reservation for him. Two visits to the hideaway in one

day? Who do we think we are?

Tony's going to wear something special in the hideaway. What I just heard, the

air cons got jammed at 16 degrees.

You know what that means?

Tony's about to get hold of some cold, hard cash.

Boys, I've never been on a roller coaster like this. Have you seen

that's shocked you or not really?

I can't think off the top of my head. As long as you're proud of me, that's what

I want.

I think you're doing better now.

But there was times I questioned.

Big night tonight. Couple kisses, cuddles and just... Smell. Just weighty,

weighty milk.

Thank you for the welcome, guys.

Yeah, thanks for being so welcoming when we came back. Yeah. Obviously a bit of

a mad day, but I'm happy with the outcome now.

That's it.

Woo -hoo!

No more sleeping alone!

Night, everyone!

We're so back.

I'm glad to be forgiven.

It's morning. Oh, and while I remember, can I just make one thing clear? I don't

go to Blue's mum's sex boutique for my big shot.

Just for bits and nobs.

Are

you feeling

health, Belle?

I'm very happy Megan's back.

And Blue, of course.

Morning! What's your plan of action?

I'm excited to talk to Andrew.

I switched to Connors today morning.

Wakey, wakey! Let's go!

Morning!

You missed us because we missed you.

I'm looking forward to seeing Luke after this.

How was your night?

I didn't want to leave there.

Good night.

Give Megan a little welcome.

Oh, look at this.

I've made an oiler, so it might be great. Thank you, Con.

I'm amazed Blue returned.

Watching Blue walk in was incredible.

So surprising to see Blue again.

You could see his arrival was completely out of the... No, sorry, it's gone.

Blue, do you want to go for a chat?

Oh!

How are we going? I like it, yeah.

Oh, my.

Interesting. That's bad.

Wait, what happened there? Yeah, I don't know. She pulled him.

She pulled him.

How have you been?

So good. Yeah? Yeah. You seem really chipper.

Chip it up. Like, you're really, like, energetic. Oh, yeah, that's me, though.

That is me. Is it?

Yeah. I feel comfortable now. Do you? And I'm going to do my thing.

OK, what's your thing?

You.

I haven't really got to know anyone else whilst being in a couple with him, so,

like, it's weird, because before I would have just been, like, so feral with it,

and I just would have gone... Yeah, I've seen.

Yeah, I'm sure you have, and I just would have gone, like, all in. Like, me

you would have had a ball together.

Yeah, I think so too.

But now it's a weird situation for me because now I do care for him and now I

have to be, like, considerate of, like, his feelings as well.

Why are you too good, Jay? To be honest, I'm not actually stressing about it too

much. I was obviously interested to meet you because I feel like you are a good

-looking boy and I feel like we're kind of similar in a sense. Like, you do just

have this...

sexual energy yeah i know i was gonna say i like it when you when you stick it

on yeah you can pick it on me for sure didn't you say like your mom and sexual

yeah that's fine do you want to come see it yeah i do i'll give you a little

you're never short on toys then i'm not short on toys at all yeah i definitely

like to mix it up a little bit in the bedroom do you have you got any latex in

there i've got latex i love it i can see your latex yeah yeah I can see you in,

like, sexy lingerie as well. Yeah, I'm sure you've seen that in Heart Rate

Challenge. Yeah, yeah, I'd rip it off my teeth.

I really wouldn't read into it.

I hate when people say that, because you're already five pages in.

Yeah. You know what I mean?

Yeah. You said you haven't had an orgasm from a guy.

Yeah. I'll help you with that. Will you?

Do you think you can give me what I want? Yeah. Do you? And more. OK, that's

good to know.

This is dangerous.

Yeah, a little bit. I like danger, though.

I love adrenaline.

I think we've all seen that in here.

I'd do everything for the thrill of it. Yeah, I'm glad.

Yeah. I'm glad.

Come on, give us a hug.

All right, chat's in a bit. Chat's in a bit.

She is a naughty girl, she is.

What?

She's a naughty girl.

How was it, mate?

Yeah, good, mate.

What's she been saying, filth?

Come on, tell us. We're boring now. We're going to get the filth out from

people. Don't just come over and sit in silence.

My chat went well with him.

But he's just like, he's very easy to talk to.

He's very flirty.

Yeah.

Are you feeling okay?

Yeah, yeah.

I'm fine.

Fine. I was going to say that.

I feel like Megan coming in was best -case scenario.

Yeah, because it would have been her moping around, and then she would have

bad with me moping around. I mean, she still feels bad. Yeah, but it helped the

situation. Yeah, and I feel like you two can go back to being friends.

No, but... But there's no pressure to be anything that she doesn't want to be or

that she doesn't feel. Yeah, and then so you can enjoy it whatever time you have

left. I think we all know she won't go back to Harry, but he's been, like, out

of fucking control lately.

Yeah. He's still set in the kitchen.

Last night, oh, we're still going to go on our pie date. I said, that's not what

exclusive people say.

And then I was like, oh, he'd never do that in front of my face.

And, like, nobody else sees into it because they're like, he's not stupid

to do it in front, but he's still poking at Shakira. That's the thing that's so

annoying. He knows exactly how Shakira's feeling and that she's vulnerable and

hurt and she can't even move on. And I think we've said the whole time, if

was with someone like Shakira, he wouldn't be acting that way.

Yeah.

Hello. Hello.

What are you doing in here?

I thought I'd just come in and try on your oversized sunglasses for a second.

Leave my sunglasses out of it.

How you doing?

I'm okay.

How are you? I don't even fit my face, let alone your little pier.

Listen, UV protected.

None of this fashionable nonsense.

That's Kira missing again.

I know. So is Harry.

I just wanted to see if you were okay.

Thanks.

Yeah,

I just don't like seeing you sad.

I don't like being sad.

No. Because you're not sad.

I'm not.

You're not a sad person.

This doesn't help.

Okay. It makes it a lot worse.

Really? Yeah.

What were you talking to?

I mean, I can kind of read between the lines a little bit, but I don't really

know... ..I guess, exactly what you're thinking.

I still felt very strongly towards you.

Mm -hm.

I just don't think that I really dealt with the situation how I should have

dealt with it or how I would deal with it. And maybe I've not really processed

things properly.

And maybe you and...

I want to be an exclusive or maybe resurface things.

And I can't be in a situation with someone and continue hurting people

until I sort that out.

So it doesn't help when I come to see if you're OK?

Nope.

OK.

Even though it's what I would want.

There's a lot of things I want, but I know.

I know it probably looks like I've just moved on, like, very quickly or

whatever.

But I don't used to ever think it was, like, one -sided.

And I just try to bury it and just not think about it.

You'll probably disagree, but...

I felt it.

I haven't, like, processed it, and I've just tried to, yeah, just get on with

things, to be honest with you.

You seem happy.

Like, I think I am, but, like, I always... Like, my default is just,

and laughing.

My head just hurt.

So much weird things happening over the last couple of days. Oh, I know.

It's annoying me a little bit, though, because I'm just like,

wow, what is, what are they doing it for? Like, what is the reason?

Sometimes I ought to rip your fucking head off.

I thought you were going to rip my clothes off.

Rip your head off sounds more appropriate.

Far more appropriate.

I think you're an amazing woman.

You already know that.

And I just want you to be happy.

I'm gonna try.

In the dressing room, Harry and Shakira have had a heart -to -heart. And now

it's time for them to have a face to nipple.

Come on, just one.

For all time's sake.

How you doing, brother?

You good?

Where you been?

What's up?

In the dressing room, mate.

In the dressing room?

Yeah, in the dressing room.

With Shakira.

What happened?

Like, just hearing how she feels and that.

I just... Boy, I just... It's just fucking nuts, mate.

Like, cos we've... Like...

Boy, I just... I didn't want to get, like... I don't want to have any regrets

this whole thing, but I'd never protest anything.

But she's like this cos of me.

What's that?

Yeah. Is it?

I was just like...

Like, fucked her over.

And, yeah, she's just said all that stuff to me and, like, how hard it's

for her because she's actually processed it, like, what we had and that.

And then I don't feel like I have.

Wait, has this scrambled your head?

It's just nuts, mate. Like, me and Hells are good.

It's, like, really good.

I haven't ever...

felt like I always said she was more serious.

Yeah, like it was serious.

It's a lose -lose battle, like you're going to upset somebody, and they're

sick girls, man.

Yeah, sick girls, man. Love both of them, so... Yeah.

You don't want me to think, like, it wasn't genuine and obviously cracked on

with Helena to, like, sort of... Hide how he was really feeling?

Yeah, and I think he's happy with her and... Is he?

I still feel a certain way.

Head over heart.

Heart over head.

Besides, he's exclusive now.

Fuck off.

What the fuck do you mean?

Does it mean anything?

You had something with hell, so that's why you just put your energy and focus

into that before that was done.

Do you feel a feeling for her?

Yeah, I do. Do you?

Maybe that's why she's been holding off.

What the hell?

What are you doing?

Just chatting.

What are you doing?

What's wrong?

Nothing.

We're just chatting.

I'm giving weird.

Fucking hell, mate.

What are you going to say to her?

You're going to let it marinate for a little bit. I feel like you need to

collect your thoughts before you have that conversation.

No, 100%. Whatever happens, I'm doing it right.

Like, I'm not just going to... Do you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. I don't

what to fucking think.

If I was you, I would tell Helena.

Yeah. And then even just explain it, like how you explained it to me and

like, you need to process it, I guess.

Yeah,

she ain't going to be happy with that.

No, but...

But I'm being honest.

Yeah.

How are things changing here so quickly?

Shall we head back out? Yeah, come on, boy.

Love you, my boy.

Love you, man.

It's her turn.

Mine? Yeah.

Nice.

Sorry. Should I go home there?

In where? To the den? Go hide away. Go hide away. Yes.

You're bringing me in now.

Shut up. You lead the way yourself.

Shut up. You lead the way.

Hide away.

Hey.

We've done this before. It's not the clap.

Oh.

I tried to say no. I tried to. Yeah. I had to beg him.

This is mad.

Get up.

Are you good inside?

Yeah, thank you.

I thought this was a swing.

What's the story?

I just haven't spoken to you all day. Yeah, I know. I wanted to speak to you,

but I didn't want to actually... Like, I wanted to let you get to know the boys

as well, obviously.

You haven't spoken to her yet, have you?

No. Like, the thing is, with me and her now, like, she was crying and stuff like

that when I left on the date because she thought that, like, we weren't going to

be friends anymore and stuff.

I genuinely came back and I was just like...

it's all good like you know because like she's like i genuinely do fancy you and

stuff but she was like it's so hard when i'm trying to get over something uh and

i was just like yeah look i was like i've given you what harry yeah yeah

keeps fucking prodding her like you know what i mean she's trying to get over

and move on and be happy and yesterday in the kitchen like last night he was

like oh when we get out of here we're still going on our pie date and stuff

that and tony was like that's not something someone exclusive would say to

someone who they were with you know what i mean i don't know

I can't believe that.

But what are you actually, like, what are you actually here for? Like, I know,

I'm not going to say me, but I mean, like, what's the... You always be like,

here for you. No, no, no, but what's the goal?

Like, me and you obviously had unfinished business, but I didn't

come in just for you. Yeah, yeah, and I get that.

The reservations I had coming in.

But, like, obviously I do like you.

Who else did I take to the hardware store?

If that's OK with you, we can...

Continue to get to know each other. That's okay with me. Is it? Yeah.

Okay. I'm going to tell that when you pin me down.

Just say I pinned you down. Leave it at that.

Let their imaginations go and run wild.

No.

You don't get a kiss now. What? You don't get a kiss now. Maybe later.

What? I thought that's why you brought me here.

No. I brought you here to chat.

We could have chatted anywhere like you chatted to everyone else. I know.

Because you're the hiatus when you get a kiss card.

Okay. Fuck. All right. Cool. Yeah.

It was nice to actually talk one -on -one. These feelings were real and

still there.

Yeah, I just tried to get that point across and I got a pie in the face. So,

yeah, but look, that's Megan, isn't it? Like, that's why we love her.

Harry and Helena are exclusive and Harry's a man of his word because, oh,

does he have an exclusive for her.

Are you OK?

Yeah, I'm all right. Are you?

I'm just wondering what's going on in that filthy little mind of yours.

Nothing's going on in my mind. What's wrong?

Um... No, I've just been given some information.

What?

Just Shakira saying how she actually feels.

Like, I had a feeling that, like, she liked me or whatever, and, like,

obviously, like, it's hard for her to see me and you, like, progressing.

Does that change anything for you?

No.

I just think it's a lot for me to think about.

Because I don't think I'd even process, like, I know we were coupled up for a

week, but then me and you were just flying.

So I don't need to worry about anything, though.

When you went yesterday, inside, I said, she's feeling a type of way because me

and Harry went exclusive yesterday.

And everyone was like, you're trying to shit. I'm not. And that's when I said,

am I banging the money out of my fucking mouth over here?

I don't know. I just think I need to just actually take the information in. I

didn't really want to talk about it, to be honest.

Obviously, I was going to tell you.

Do you want me to give you some space?

Yeah, I just think I want to protest it, that's all.

Are you all right?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Are you?

I don't want this to change anything between us two, but if you're feeling a

terrible way about it, I'd rather you just told me, like, I'm the same right

now, but, like, you know, starting to feel different about things.

I'm not saying that's what's happening.

Yeah.

And I don't think that's what's going to happen. If it does, I'll tell you, of

course.

I always knew in the back of my head that Shakira still really liked Harry.

So it was kind of almost a waiting game, whether, you know, she was going to act

on those feelings or... Yeah, I don't know.

Were you at the terrace?

Yeah. You don't look happy.

What's the matter?

What? You don't look happy.

I knew this was going to happen.

What? I knew this would have happened.

What?

Yeah. No, you're lying.

I was what?

You just said that she, like, just basically said that she still really

him and...

He just said, like, I was like, well, where do we go from here? Because, like,

how are you feeling about it? And he was just like, I just need to process it,

because he said he didn't really process him and Shakira when they ended,

because me and him kind of just went straight into it, and I was like, that

doesn't really leave me in a good position right now, does it?

Oh, House.

What can you do?

You're better than that. You're strong.

You've got your backbone.

It's not about having a backbone right now, though, babe.

I know.

At the end of the day, he knows... Well, you two are exclusive.

I don't get the processing.

Is he going to go back on his word?

Surely not.

I don't really know what he was saying, to be honest.

Has he said anything to you?

Why are you hiding?

I don't know what you two's conversation is, but it seems like he's always had a

conversation with you, so I don't feel like it's my place to get involved. I

really do not want to get involved and be in the middle of that because... Did

he still actually get it right?

Did he not tell you?

What did he say to you? I didn't ask him.

I think that's the question you should ask him now.

Pug?

I'm freezing my glasses

Harry just said some things that on this show are guaranteed to get you in

trouble, and those things are called words.

Can't you just tell me, though, that you said to Shakira that you're still going

to take her on that date and all on the outside?

What the fuck?

To Shakira, and that's why she was so upset, and that's why she ended things

with him, because she was like, I'm still so hurt by the situation, I can't

process it.

Oh, my God, what the fuck?

Like, get me out of this fucking gas.

Oh, yeah, by the way, obviously, him.

She come over and told me and Meg what happened.

Yeah, I chatted to Helena, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, but you said to her, I still want to take you on a date on the outside.

Yeah, I didn't say, yeah, carry on. And Con's told Megan, and Megan just told

Helena that. Yeah.

Just giving you a heads up. Yeah, sweet.

What's up with Con?

What's he doing?

How's he getting involved? I'll give you the heads up. Yeah, tell me.

I am so fucking confused.

He's gone exclusive.

and then is going back on his word to say that he needs time to process.

No house. No house.

I don't want to make this a thing, because at the end of the day, it's not

funny, and he can't sit there and laugh. Well, at the end of the day, it is a

thing, Meg, because his actions, as for you and Shakira, it's not fair. And he

thinks he can just take two girls, and he's sat there laughing about it.

The common denominator is him here. And this has been going on, I think, between

you and Shakira for way too long.

It's not the girls that's the problem.

It's not you that's the problem.

It's him.

If he can keep doing this, he's not for you, Howard.

Oh, mate, Helen's upset over there, man.

Fuck's sake.

Who, Helen? Yes, she's been mad upset, bro. I haven't done it. What the fuck? I

haven't done anything.

I haven't even said anything.

Shakira just told me how she feels. Like, what the fuck?

Fuck's sake.

Why didn't you eat that after?

Me and Dee just ate it. It was unreal, that.

I told you earlier.

Fuck off.

Got a tag!

Fuck.

Girls, get flawless with your very own glam squad and boys, get sharp.

Tonight, the villa will host a ceremony all about you. It's time for the

grassies. Hashtag boots beauty specialist.

Hashtag no grassy, no glory.

We could be going home with full pockets there. Probably.

The war ceremonies are never good for us, are they, babe? Babe, we'll take

trophy any day.

While the islanders get ready for the grafties, Helena's been finding today's

event hard to take.

You don't deserve a house.

What the fuck is actually going on?

I don't know what fucking Harry's game's at. Why make it exclusive with a girl

and then want to go back on it? He doesn't give a fuck about anyone.

I can't be with this boy anymore.

Have you and Meghan been in a couple yet?

No. Oh, my God, so that will be your eighth?

Yeah.

I pied Con in the hideout.

Why?

I didn't pie him off completely, like, but it was like... But you're like,

you've got to earn it. That's why I was like, calm down.

It was literally last night.

He made the comment of, I'm still waiting until we're out so we can go on

date, and I literally said, that's not what someone that's exclusive says.

Like, it's all the little things that he can get away with.

And is that messing with Shakira's head?

Yeah. Obviously.

Like, who does he think he is? Honestly, I think the man deserves to have no

one. Yeah, so do I.

He's a... He's a football.

The Boots Girls are here to glow up our ladies for the Graffiti. Oh dear, your

big day on telly and you both show up wearing the same outfit.

I don't know what awards are going to be dished out today.

I feel like I'll probably get a few awards. I'm due a few. Yeah, take some

off me in Devon. I'm going to probably win least sensitive.

Yeah. I'll probably get fucking gullible.

Treat us well tonight.

Drama -free night.

Good luck out there, girls.

Everyone's got dressed up for the graffities. Even I'm stuck on a pair of

boxers. My neighbour's put his telescope away.

There's some very exciting categories at tonight's awards, and each of them has

a range of nominees.

When the winner is announced, they collect their award and give an

speech. Do you think they'll be a famous host?

Honestly, you'll collect your award, you plonker.

Have you watched Love Island?

Welcome to the Love Island Crafties 2025.

Oh, look.

This is horrific.

That was a nervous laugh.

The nominees for Eat, Sleep, Crack or Repeat Award are... ..the John.

I was happy when I first walked in. Yeah. Obviously, I think that you're

beautiful. I feel like you're... You surprised me a bit.

You're more than, to me, like, I think you're very beautiful.

Who do you have your eye on? You.

Yeah?

So you'll move to London for me?

You can see my sweet little eyes.

First impression, she looks like a beautiful girl.

Your current situation is you're living in Ireland?

Yes. That's a little bit far. Would you move to London for me?

Do you know why? If you're serious.

You're really beautiful, you know. Really? Thank you.

What's your usual type? Like, what would be something that, like, you look

forward? I just love beautiful girls.

My boy.

Yeah, I love beautiful women, and I've got a very beautiful woman with me now,

so, yeah, happy. Went through the moods, found the one.

You had her from the start.

Had her from the start.

Come on, you. Better than that.

Totally got more to wear.

Hell or not. Hell or not. Come on, girl.

Toe to toe with a big dog.

We just have.

I was always thinking about the hay situation. I think it's more just sexual

tension. Do you think?

Do you get that with me?

Yeah, obviously.

It's not coming.

I feel like I'm in quite a good place right now about everything.

But you're still whispering in my ear, do you want to fuck me?

What are you on?

Gay. Came back thinking that I'd be, like, all about Harry, and when I got

here, I was just like, yeah, no, that's not for me. You miss me.

Yeah, I do.

I hate Terry for the dangerous place, though.

It is.

Especially with me.

I thought you were all for me when you came back.

Oh, did you say it?

No, I don't, that's what, like, that's what you said.

Yeah, I was, but you were with Shakira. I thought, what was I meant to do?

That's crazy, baby.

From the moment that I left until when I came back, you'd progressed with

Shakira a lot in those two days.

So what was I meant to do when I came back? I'd just come back and be like,

I want you, and then you're with Shakira, and I'd look like a fucking

Well, I don't know. It's just not what you said to me, though.

Who do we think stops next?

No idea, to be honest.

Connor!

Want to?

Yeah.

Giggle.

I wanted to see, like, if you'd still be open to talking, like... Yeah.

Handle my hair.

I feel like I'd actually look at her as a girlfriend on the outside.

You'd be the fifth person I've shared a bed with.

I hope the fifth isn't a lucky number.

Do you want to do it again?

Yeah, fuck it.

Go on, then.

Trouble.

So loud.

How do you feel about that clip, Megan?

I was saying to Khan earlier, like, obviously, when I was at home watching,

you see what I mean now? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I definitely do see what you mean now, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Not nice.

Well, yeah. A few nice words in there as well. Yeah. Yeah. But then a lot of

kisses after. Yeah, but no, I get it.

The winner is... Dijon!

That's it, go D!

Beautiful girls.

We're bringing them home today.

I think that beauty comes in all different shapes, sizes, ethnicities.

And yeah, I'm glad that my girlfriend is outrageously beautiful inside and out.

So thanks for the award, guys.

The

nominees

for Best Double Act are...

You can't win.

No, no, I can't win. You're never winning.

I'm never winning.

Everyone in here gets to know people and multiple people because everybody's

open and single.

So I don't understand how that is me making her be a mug.

It's called Meg, not mug. That's what he's saying to me. He's saying, of

Meg, not mug. Meg on my bottle, a bottle bottle, not mug.

What are you talking about?

And she slept in bed with a book.

I was outside while she was in bed with Martin, and she's telling me, my name's

Meg, not Mark.

I can't lie, this has pushed me back a thousand steps. Really? A thousand,

thousand steps. Because it took a lot for me to do that. This is a recurring

pattern for you both. Like, it's her reactions for you to things like this.

Yeah. Like, it's becoming, like, a bit of a problem.

I don't think that's bad. Do you think it's bad?

No.

Well done, you two. Good double at that.

Tori and Shakira!

Meg, I'm so glad we saw that. I'm so glad we saw that because genuinely she

gives it all. Mummy Meg, Mummy Meg.

Oh, I love girls and everyone loves me. This is fucking ridiculous.

Yeah, exactly.

You've never said jack shit to our faces.

How about Helena coming for Meg?

Sure. That was the whole thing. Oh, God.

And it was true.

Harry and Dajana are the most crazy, manipulative men I've ever met in my

They lie to each other and for each other and to their women and to everyone

around them.

I don't want to have a conversation with any of these people.

Yeah, no, I hate them all.

What?

I generally thought that we got along.

Why'd you act like best friends with them then? You two are crazy for saying

that about me.

That's crazy stuff. How? We had an argument that night.

If I'm crying, no one's there for me, except for Megan and Helena, if they

here. But every time you two are down, and the worst thing, I'm the first there

for you. I feel like you're very fake to my face, both of you. No, Megan, that

was the point. I'm not fake. I don't think I'm fake at all. Yes, you act like

you never say a bad thing about anyone, and all we're doing is walking down the

fucking thing, and you're like, look at them walking down the runway. I'm still

going to hold a grudge for that. Look at all the things you guys have said about

me. If you said to me, fall out.

Meg hates you. You did, I promise you. I swear in my mum's life you said that. I

didn't. I said, you and Meg will never get on in here. I said, but you both

that. I feel like I'm the same, like, when you're not around.

I don't.

Damn. I'm in shock.

Yeah.

I personally think she's more into Harry.

Really? Yeah. Than she is Ty.

The flirting thing I think she sees with Harry.

I think you're unbelievable.

I'm very attracted to you and I think we have good conversations.

Yeah.

And then I bend her off. This is good house.

He never pulls girls to shut things down. I know.

That exclusive is coming.

I want to spend time with you, because I think you're funny and we get on.

Will we still have chat?

Of course.

We'll probably have some eye contact while we're at it as well.

This is what you deserve, Si. You deserve to be reassured. You deserve

to be all into you and to be loved.

How do you feel about the binning off and how it was done? You say you're

to bin someone off, but you're going a roundabout way about it by basically

saying you're still going to flirt with them.

No, I never said I was still going to flirt with her. You're just staring at

across the fucking garden every day.

Well, I'm not allowed to look at people. I'm not staring at her, am I? I just

feel like you're leading it down another path, like you're leaving the door open

slightly.

I think that just backs your point. Like, if she was chatting shit, it would

have been there.

I know personally Meg never talked shit about you two girls. I feel like if she

did... Anybody here would tell you that makes sense. Yeah, plenty of people

have. Every bubshell who's come in has said that. I think there's a divide

because you guys aren't very warm and welcoming.

You go off on your own and you don't include people and things and you laugh

them and you make a joke of them and people see that.

I feel like everybody can see that there is a divide. I haven't seen that

personally. I feel like that divide's been there from the start though, that's

the thing.

Tony and Shakira!

This one's all you, girl.

Said what we said. It was after a movie night.

Don't know why it was so surprising.

We all had a scrap that night, so...

Welcome back to the Graffiti's. I'm not saying Harry thought he was in for a

tough night, but he has had a carpenter round building a trophy cabinet in his

living room.

The nominees for Flirtiest Performance are... Your greatness.

It's all you.

Harry!

Don't want to upset the girls. Like, I think if either of them saw us talking

like this, it's not nice, is it? We're so comfortable.

Mm.

Dangerously. I thought what would be really funny is if I just get into bed

you and Helena.

What the fuck?

No, because people are watching. This is exactly what we can't do.

Yeah, so... I'm fucking fed up with this shit.

Why is he now deciding to pull out? No, I do. Yeah, you do.

That took everything to not sniff him on the pillow.

That took everything.

That took all of me. No.

No, stop doing that. No way at all.

You're tight as shit, mate.

Can't be that shit.

What are you on about? She asked you to sniff her armpit.

I like doing that.

Jamie! Hello.

Honestly, I'm actually really enjoying it. Hashtag icons.

Hashtag icons.

And we're both quite... I know I seem like a raging bitch, but I'm actually...

You're actually quite sweet, to be honest. Yeah, exactly.

Like... Fucking come here.

I feel like you sit so far away from me. You can throw your legs up here, girl.

It's so unnatural for me to slouch. Yeah.

It just gets me thinking about other stuff.

What? No, you're being weird. Like what? When you're on top, is it still like...

What are you like?

Do you maintain posture?

Yeah, my posture's pretty good.

Yes, Jamie! Yes, I'll find out later.

Do you keep disposition on top?

But what was your answer? I didn't hear.

Did you find out later that day?

No, not yet.

Harry and Angel.

Oh, fucking hell.

Well,

if there's anything you need or want to talk to, someone to talk to, you know

I'm right here.

Thank you.

Yeah, always.

Do you want to go back over there?

No, I want to stay over here.

Do you?

Yeah, I do, yeah.

What was the kiss like?

Well, your kiss?

Yeah, I liked it. Did you?

I know you and Ty are, like, progressing, are you?

Progressing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're having good times. But you'd rather be

my bed?

No, I'm not saying that.

I'm not saying anything. OK, that was just your eyes saying that.

I think you're unbelievable.

Yeah. I don't like telling you it, cos everyone tells you.

I can't. And you have.

Oh, there's chaps on, which is, like, one of my favourites. Oh, I like it.

big time.

You like it, yeah?

Oh! Harry.

Yeah? Let's go for a chat. Where?

I don't think about that.

Not really sure what I need to say on that, either.

That's just our end of the month.

I don't think a bit of flirting really hurts, to be honest.

Would you agree, or...? No, I mean, you said that you were flirting in the chat,

but, fuck me, you lay it on thick, don't you?

I don't think that's thick.

In my opinion I could be stupid walking over to you and just telling the bird

you enjoyed kissing her I'll give her an 8 out of 10 8 out of

10 you think about that's like 80 % like good

It was just like harmless flirting really like just getting to

know each other that's what that's what I think is And the winner is

Harry and Angel.

Go get your medal with them.

I wouldn't really say I'm the flirtiest performer, but I'll accept the award

nevertheless.

I think for me that was pretty harmless flirting.

There's levels to go from that.

Cheers to no more flirting.

Cheers.

Great save.

Great save.

Did you think that was worse than yours?

I don't think it was worse than mine. It's just worse that it was about two

fucking days ago.

Mine was weeks ago.

So you can't even compare the two, babe.

I know it was one time ago. It doesn't really matter, does it?