All language subtitles for LoveIslandS12E41

Tonight, we roll out the red carpet for
a night of drama.

Really? This is going to end up in an
injury.

One, two.

Comedy.

Does he make you coffee? Don't do the
accent.

And some very brutally funny games.
You've got to have the fried eggs for

Con, your ass is rock solid.

We get big laughs out of the smallest
things, like the islander's throwing

shade. You're only going to do one?
Yeah, I'm not doing your side. And a

bulging with hidden treats.

Can we put a right view there?

We squeeze a lot into a very small
space, and we're ready to let rest.

Disgusting. So dip your toes in, and
throw your legs in the air like you

do care.

Oh my god, that's a joke.

It's Love Island on Green Bay.

This is us.

Let's get down to business.

Maybe I'll make a bagel.

This week on Love Island, it's been
emotional.

There's been tears.

More tears.

It's all right, mate. It's all right.

And even more tears.

I'm emotionally exhausted, guys.

This is so annoying.

But now it's time to dry your eyes.

We've been here before.

I've got deja vu.

I've got deja vu.

Of what?

This happened before.

This has happened before.

When did it happen in your dream?

We have been here before, Meg. Last
Saturday night, to be exact.

It's Love Island Unseen Bits!

Amen,

sister. So raise a glass as we lead you
on a merry dance to the finest unseen

action of the week.

He actually looks like YG.

Immerse yourself in an hour of crazy
spectacle for the eye.

That will shake you to your very core.

How do you guys have so much energy?

Putting the show together called for big
balls. Get up!

Ready?

And an ability to read the sign that
says, This is Love Island on Team Vic.

Um,

it looks bad.

Having spent six weeks in each other's
company, the OG Islanders have developed

an extremely close bond and started
speaking with one voice.

My fedora.

Shakira. Shakira.

Shakira, why don't you like my fedora?

Who's that supposed to be?

Ben. No,

you don't see the vision. You don't see
the vision.

That's literally how we speak. That is
how we speak.

It's literally Ben's own dialect.

I think it's time to come up with a
plan.

So, say I pull over for a chat, yeah,
and you're Shakira.

How are you feeling?

I'm good, you know.

I didn't misspeak the accent.

Good, yeah. Just good.

I'm good. How are you today, Con?

Good, yeah, yeah.

How's your toy?

He's not giving me what I need.

What do you need?

I need you.

That took about 15 seconds.

Got a coffee from Con this morning. Hell
to the yeah.

So what happens when Ty makes you a
coffee now? Exactly. Yeah, what are you

going to do about that?

He was like, does he make you a coffee?

And I was like, yeah. And he's like, oh,
but I'm quicker.

And I was like, all right.

Don't do the accent. You make him sound
like a leprechaun.

Leprechaun's making your coffee in the
morning.

Leprechaun.

Yeah, Shakira, stop doing that silly
accent.

You'll offend Leprechauner.

When they're not cracking on or sounding
off, our islanders always end up

talking about food. And in this unseen
clip, Andrada and Ben are discussing a

famous Scouse delicacy.

Did you have breakfast?

I'm waiting for the chicken.

Oh yeah. Chicken.

Chicken. Chicken.

I'm waiting for the chicken. Do the
Scouse do chicken?

Chicken. No. Do you want chicken?

Chicken. No.

Chicken. Chicken. No, no, no.

No. Chicken.

Chicken. Chicken and a can of Coke.

That's not... Can of

Coke.

No.

Chicken and a can of Coke. No, no.

It's chicken and a can of Coke.

That's counter.

Yeah. Lucy.

Say chicken and a can of Coke.

Chicken and a can of Coke.

Lucy.

In fairness, it's pretty hard to get it
right, people of Liverpool. I salute you

all. There is no greater accent. And I
look forward to seeing you all on my

tour. Book early to avoid
disappointment.

Ever wondered what you're supposed to do
if you ever bring a bombshell back from

Casa?

Here's Tommy's top tips for you.

Step one.

Make sure you wake up in a cute little
montage.

Step two, cook her her favourite
breakfast, eggs and avocado.

Step three, assume that with all the
excitement she may well have forgotten

name, so find a way to subtly remind
her.

This is so cute, Tommy, thank you. It's
alright, you deserve it. Thanks for the

tips, Tommy.

But what you didn't get to see was how
Tommy made that cute breakfast.

What, how the fuck do you make squashed
avocado?

You just you literally just how'd you do
it you literally just squash it and

that's a lime It's not an avocado.

That's never called on it No, bro, it's
copy man

man That's a line.

Yeah, that's a line. That's not an
avocado.

No, it is a lot. Yeah for me It's where
I saw have a card on it

Which thing No, that's a lemon.

Avocado's darker on the outside.

It's like nearly black.

That's a mango.

It kind of looks like that.

What the fuck's an avocado then?

I don't think we've got any.

Yeah, there mightn't be any.

You can use guac instead if it's there.

She don't like guac.

Man, it's the exact same as avocado.

Go with the guac, Tommy, and while
you're at it, double check that you're

actual eggs.

You know those things that look a bit
like beige avocados?

Oh dear, this could be tricky.

There's no avocado in the fridge.

Oh, you're here, thank you. But I'll put
loads of butter on it. Yeah, thank you.

Early in the week, the moon was high in
the sky, illuminating an overcrowded

village unpacked with 20 islanders.

The bedroom was so full, some of them
had to snuggle up in the outside snug.

But it's what happened in the dead of
night that got the villa really rocking.

Not to mention keeping the Anders awake
all night.

Morning, you two.

Morning. I feel like a lot happened last
night, but I don't actually know what

happened. So, Ben, what did happen last
night?

I just woke up. I don't know what I woke
up to last night. I actually genuinely

don't know what animals it is out there.

What were they doing?

I don't know.

What, like cows?

Something like that.

And sheep and that?

Yeah. But I don't even think it was
cows, though. It's like a fucking

pterodactyl out there.

Don't be silly, Ben. Everyone knows that
pterodactyls are extinct.

Oh, dear.

Bro, you should actually heard what was
going on last night. It was actually

like Jurassic Park out there. I've been
out. I've heard it. Yeah, it's crazy.

I don't know. What do you reckon it is?
I actually don't even know what animals

are.

It's not even like just cows and sheep.
I don't know what was making noises.

Hey Rex, can I pull you for a chat?

If you got lost out there at night,
you'd be shitting yourself. Yeah. Pitch

black. Yeah.

Get me out of here.

Do you think he saw us?

Lucy is the observant type and she has
had her eye on Cash's gnashers.

You got gold teeth.

Gold teeth.

Yeah, I was a pirate.

About that, 1996.

Oh, you knew this boy? Yeah, I could not
take him seriously.

But you guys haven't watched it before.

I'm so gullible, I don't believe
anything you tell me.

Don't worry, Alyssa, you're not the only
one filled by the counterfeit cash.

Oi, did you know cash used to... What
was he used to do? Well, table tennis.

He was top ten in England for table
tennis.

How does that even come about?

Like practice, innit?

How do you know you're top? What, you
used to do competitions?

Yeah. Really?

Like national championships and shit. No
way.

Yeah. It's jokes, innit?

Top ten of table tennis.

And I was part of a boy band. Did you
get paid?

You were part of a boy band? Yeah. What
boy band? What part did you play?

Backup dancer.

Good one.

Bro, do you know when I was young, I was
like a JLS fanboy.

He had them posters on the wall. No, no,
I went to go watch them at concerts. So

you should know me then.

Who is your favourite?

What, from JLS?

Probably Jay.

Jay? Who's that?

Who's Jay? The red. Was he red?

J -L -O -S, wasn't he? I don't even
know. Who? You don't even know JLS

bro. What's that about?

Oh, my God. He's having you on.

I wasn't allowed to know their names.

NDA.

NDA? JLS?

O -M -G -F -F -S. Can we please stop
with the three -word acronyms, or T -W

-A's, as Cass calls them?

In this next Unseen Clip, our owners
have ditched the morning workout for an

awning workout.

Yeah. Three, two, one.

Oh, man, I went the wrong way.

Ah, no, I fucked it.

If you like to gamble, I tell you how it
is, man. You win some, lose some. Oh,

no, no, no.

I was looking at that way.

Not me.

Oh, I've lost all my momentum.

I've lost it, I've lost it.

Some strong wrist action there, boys.
All those years training alone in your

bedroom as a teenager clearly paid off.
But it seems Harrison never put in the

hours.

How do I do it? It's upside down.

If I might help him out.

Now what? Let's twist it. A bit quicker
than that, but... Nah, nah, nah, nah.

How slow are you doing it?

Nice, H.

It's nice when you get the rhythm, but
then when you break rhythm... It's

actually just a shaggle. I'll get going
again.

Fucking hell.

Keep going.

You're good.

You're only going to do one?

Yeah, I'm not doing your side.

Oh, the girls are getting bacon in the
heat.

Nah, come on, come on, come on. You've
got to do the other one.

Yeah, I'll probably do it.

Hey, come on, mate. Follow your pride.
Come on, mate.

Good boy.

Harrison is such a gem. Thank you so
much. Come on, quicker as well. How's it

not working?

Quicker, quicker.

I am.

Hannah, do you want to be in the sun or
do you want to be in the shade? So much

fuck, mate. Get it out.

I did. Still no good. You have to tell
him to do it. If he wanted to, he would,

innit? That part.

I need some clicks in the building.

Period.

There we go.

Not giving the girls some shade is like
throwing shade.

Bad move, Harrison.

There has been a lot of deep chats had
in that villa this week, and after

sleeping on it, Andrada really wanted to
give Ben a mouthful.

But what did she say next?

Come back after the break to find out.

Let me say something.

Master Cash on the beat.

Oh, let me tell you something.

We're here on Love Island.

Yeah. I should have got right now.

Wait, wait, wait.

My bad, my bad, my bad.

That was cool.

I got nervous, I got nervous.

I'm nervous too, Cash.

Nervous that one day I'm going to be
replaced by AI.

But until then, welcome back to Love
Island Unseen Bitch.

On this show, we believe that everything
should be seen and heard.

That's it, Shakira. Don't hold anything
back.

One more for the boys in the back.

We encourage our Islanders to take a
stand.

Oh. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

That was a serious strong feather.

I'm not even going to try that because
it's going to end up in an injury.

and give each other the feels.

Earlier,

we saw Andrada foaming at the mouth and
ready to give Ben a talking to. But what

did she say next?

What?

Did you understand?

No.

I think we need to brush up on your

flirting technique Andrada

The whole villa was alive with sexual
tension this week and this next unseen

clip sees a group of islanders getting
very handsy.

I like it hard as well.

Let me know if you want me to go deeper.

Just a little bit deeper. You want me to
go a little bit deeper? Just a little

bit. I've got nothing left.

Did you just say I've got nothing left?

Do you want it harder?

No, just on my shoulder.

In that?

Pen face.

What are you doing?

What are you talking about?

I'm looking.

Everyone's looking.

Everyone's looking.

It can't be that funny. It can't be.

It's just Tommy's face. Tommy's like...
I'm

actually going to wet myself.

Oh, fucking hell. You should have seen
Ben's face.

They're all laughing so much. Does that
qualify as a happy ending?

Maybe I'll make a bagel. How about that?
Does anyone want a bagel?

Footballers Harriet Harrison may be good
at kicking balls, but they are not very

good at juggling with them. And when
those balls are lemons, they really are

piss poor.

I think I'd rather play cricket.

Yeah, we'd just lose all the lemons, if
I'm batting anyway.

That, that, that, that. Oh, fuck it.

That was good. I'm getting a water
bottle.

That's middle stump.

No, it's not.

Over, over.

I thought you'd not be a metaphorical
when you said it's real. No, it's this.

Hey, but... No, no, no, that's my...
Hey.

I can feel it a little faster, mate.
It's water.

No run there. No problem.

No run there either.

No, that would have been a four. It's a
maiden.

That would have been a four.

Watch this, though. Watch this one.

Catch it, catch it. Oh.

What the fuck are you doing?

Sorry, sorry, sorry. That was the wrong
reverse swing. That was reverse swing.

Catch it, girls.

Ah. My wife fucking nailed me, mate.

OK, lads, stop it now before you break
something expensive.

Oh. No.

No, not there, John. Are we going to do
all the swooping aerial shots now?

Oh, Harrison.

Hey. What?

Dump now, thanks to you, lemons.

Eight days earlier, there was... I'm
feeling great, baby girl. How are you

feeling?

...exposure.

Baby girl.

Baby girl.

I don't think there's anything to laugh
about, B.

Infection. Sorry, apologies for the
comment. It was nasty, but I intended it

be nasty. That's why I said it.

Aye. an epidemic.

I don't understand why you're shouting
at me. You're shouting at me? Why are

shouting at me for?

Movie night may seem like a distant
memory, but it was a blockbusting night

more drama than any disaster movie and
social media went off like a

This movie night was fire emoji, fire
emoji.

There better be a part two movie night,
praying hands emoji.

Well, we at Unseen Bits listened to you,
and here are some of the unreleased

bits you didn't get to see.

Baby fucking girl.

A bentiful mind.

I'm waiting for a girl called Tori that
lives in Vegas.

Tony.

I feel

like

it's just my demeanor Superman

is humble

I don't think Ben knows what humble
means.

I enjoyed the challenge yesterday
thoroughly, actually.

Is that a new word, Ben?

Yeah. How intellectual are you?

Yeah, I've become more intellectual
overnight.

That was fucking brilliant.

Thank you.

I'm glad I entertained you lot.

Well done, Benny boy. Thank you, bro.

And 28 hours later, the reviews were in.

We had a good little premiere yesterday.

Yours was really, really entertaining.

I'm glad.

Yeah, there's a lot of substance in
that. Did it surprise you?

No. How would it surprise me?

That's how I view it.

I am funny.

But it wasn't long before it became less
comedy and back to a horror.

15 or so hours later.

Evacuation. The couple with the fewest
votes and therefore dumped from the

island is... Andrada and Ben.

No. A few hours after that...

So the couple we have decided to dump
is... Devastation.

Christian Thomas.

The days are numbered.

Every now and then I think we should all
take a moment to remember that behind

the perfect smiles, pumped up six -packs
and pretty poses, our islanders are

just like the rest of us, i .e.

disgusting.

Yes, girl time, yes.

Shakira! Girl time and then she comes
and does that.

I've been holding that in for you.

Have you washed your feet, please?

Yeah, have you? Do you want to give them
a smell? Yeah, go on.

Why are you washing your feet?

Go on.

Harrison, it's not funny.

I've actually washed them.

Why are you washing your feet? Because I
didn't care. You haven't used those.

This is John's stinky hat.

It's a smell.

But look, it's Snippet.

No, I'm not. I'm telling you, it's
Snippet.

He took his shoes off and I could smell
him from like three metres away. No, you

couldn't. He sat right next to you. No,
Harrison.

You're honking the gaff up. He was. His
cheesy watsit.

Let me smell, let me smell.

I'm feeling all right now. Yeah. Let me
smell yours.

Wait.

Yeah, yours is fine.

I'm fine.

You're another one who can actually bend
your fingers over the top of mine. I

have two weird fingers, look at this.

What the fuck? Wait, Boris, no, I've got
really weird fingers. You go here and

there.

You're double -jointed.

Why are they moving like that? No, they
can bend backwards.

You know what that means?

What does it mean?

These fingers can do many things.

If by many things you mean they hold a
mop and squirt bleach, then I suggest

get on with it, Boris.

before the whole villa is shut down by
public health.

It's a hot afternoon, so some islanders
are chilling by the pool.

Whilst up on the terrace, Billy, Kiss
and Boris are talking manifestation.

So I'm manifesting for something funny
to happen.

So basically,

you have to understand when something is
out of your control, and then...

Because some things you can't control.
You're so right, Billy, because there's

some things you can't control, like when
it's a good time to play.

I'll be next!

Find out after the break.

Don't fucking wait.

Wake up, belly kiss.

You don't want to miss the rest of Love
Island Unseen Bits.

Jump aboard as we ride the wave of
outrageous unaired action from the wake.

What? Could be surfing.

No, there's no waves in my yoga.

And get excited for all the stuff still
to come.

Ah, fuck on!

This bikini is quite itchy, town.

But, like, I don't know how I would even
think that that would fit me.

Yeah, mate, you've got to have the fried
eggs for this.

Because this show isn't just good, it's
flat.

Con, your off is rock solid.

Well, at least... So nice of you to join
us, Billy Kiss. Now, who's going to

tell her she snores? Because it ain't
going to be me.

Okay, let's go back to Billy, Kiss and
Boris on the terrace.

There's some things you can't control.

Well, here's... Nothing can affect you
in a bad way. Yeah.

What are you doing?

I haven't even washed my hair.

I haven't even... Stop.

I'm going to need...

When I say that I truly believe
everything happens for a reason, so I'm

like, oh, why did this happen or why
didn't this happen?

OK, if everything happens for a reason,
Billy, can you explain the reason for

that?

The conversation that me and... Emma,
what are you doing? My hair is fucked.

I'm in a fucking... What are you doing,
like?

I haven't... Stop.

I'm going to need...

The perfect crime.

I take my hat off to Shakira, but she
nicked it last week.

After spending time

apart this week, an undeniable
connection saw Harry reunited with his

love in the villa.

Oh, we're so back.

Do you think I should put a sock down
it?

No, no, no, that's no good.

No good, Dick? No, no, no, not a sock,
come on.

Better than that.

That's the one thing I can't.

That's no good, that.

Every day who's with me was banned from
wearing them.

I would actually be banned from wearing
them.

He's white bum.

When he wears them, I just don't know
where to look.

Hey, should we go to the gym today?

Yeah. Keep the Speedos on for as well.

Are you going to exercise in that?

Yeah. Ew, your junk's going to be all
over the place.

Cheeks out.

Don't watch me.

Do watch, Tony.

Block my view and protect my innocent
eyes.

Camera's got a right view there.

That was risky in the speedo.

Mate, that's so forced, though.

You didn't need to do that. Yeah, yeah,
yeah.

Like, you squeezed that one out.

Nice one,

Harrison. Now wash your hands.

It's a well -known fact that over the
years the Islanders have come up with

different ways to describe bedroom
shenanigans.

There has been the Do Bits Society, the
Salon, Graduation, and

this year the boys have been using
football terms.

He had a full -time Whipple Blue.

Did he? Yeah, he did, yeah.

Well, it seems the new boys want to be
onside too.

Hey, he's playing Ultra Attack in him.

Ultra Attack.

what's that five three five three two
yeah that's five three two that seven is

that information i think so five three
five two five three two no that's more

defensive no three that's a three three
four three three one i'm pretty sure

there's one there's like five at the top
five at the top three in the middle

five at the top five at the top that's
heavy that i've used that in people

isn't it a four two four is that four
two four 4 -2 -4?

Yeah, there's 4 -2 -4.

He's playing 4 -2 -4 at minute. He's
high attacking, he's playing high

If he's going past that 15 -20 minute
mark.

Call extra time. Yeah.

Extra time? I'm blowing the whistle on
all this football chat.

They think it's all over.

It is now.

The couple that both have a name
beginning with H are remembering a more

innocent time. A time before things were
complicated by other things beginning

with H.

Like Hideaway, Harrison or Handy Carol.

This is fucking luck. Should we just
stay here all day?

Yeah. I swear we used to do this on the
first week. We'd just lie here all day.

Do a few cartwheels and come back.

Should we do some cartwheels today?
Yeah, yeah, come on.

I can do a cartwheel.

Hey, just come and do a cartwheel. Come
on.

Get your other leg up. You've got to get
your other leg up. What are you doing

with your leg?

Is it hanging down?

Harrison, your legs are like this.

Yeah, that's what I was going for. That
was sick. Good shape.

Oh,

hey, that wasn't bad.

That was good, though, wasn't it? It
looked painful, though. Yeah, no, it's

groin in bits.

Not bad.

Not good.

yeah no you're like you're like a prawn
all right

i'm gonna i'm gonna do a round off
what's the round off though look it's

this

i'm

flying oh why is it oh he's always doing
handstands speedos yeah

Mate, this angle's disgusting.

No one wants to see that, Harry.

It's running into it, I can't look at
it.

Harry, you're going.

How's that visual?

Any good?

It's so good.

Three, two, one.

Oh, my God, that's a joke. Get out of
the stick for both of you.

Guys, if you ever get tired of your
football careers, I hear the world of

gymnastics calling.

Oh, they've hung up.

The summers in Mallorca can be hot, so
when the scorching sun is beating down,

you'll find me heading to the sea. But I
wonder what the islanders are up to.

I'm coming to the gym and look, the
sun's coming out.

The sun's going to be going down by the
time we get there.

Why don't I instruct you today? No, no,
no.

Let's be serious.

Five, six, seven, eight.

Speaking of something that we can do
where you're not going to moan.

Oi, I don't ever moan. I just moan in
heat.

Don't be asking me to do no burpees or
anything because that is not on the

So come down into a plank position.

A plank?

Position, yeah.

And then you have to touch each other's
hands like this.

Then whoever drops first... That's going
to be me!

This is just like a warm -up.

Warm -up? Great.

Put your bum down, not your bum, big
bum.

Right.

This is pathetic.

Fuck it now. And now to the side, to the
side here. One, two, three, four, five,

lower. You're doing well, come on, come
on, come on. No, I don't want to do it

anymore.

I don't want to do that anymore.

One.

Great view though.

Keep going.

I'm actually going to give up.

What?

Fucking hell.

You're doing good.

Yes!

Come on then.

Come on then.

You're getting done.

No, don't let your feet touch the floor.
Come

on, get with the progress.

Quick note to the people who do the
shopping, maybe get more tennis balls

less lemons next time.

When you're trying to get a relationship
off the ground, but their ex is in the

villa, it really can be the pits.

You're stiff. No, I do. Yeah, you do. I
know you like to smell them.

No, stop doing that. No way at all.

Well, here's some more unseen pet.

I'm just honking the gaff up there.

No,

I'm not even honking it.

You're actually not.

They shot it since the gym.

No.

Pheromone.

Nah, these clips stink.

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Good luck.

As we head towards full -time, our
Islanders still have unseen skills to

Yeah, ready?

No pressure now.

Fucking hell, Meg. How good is that?

Yeah, that's unbelievable.

OK, professional footballers, show Meg
how it should be done.

Oh, my God.

So, Harris is not exactly on her roll,
but Helen knows how to leave a lasting

impression. That's really bad.

It feels like...

It smells like burnt horse.

Smells like kebab house.

Let's face it, you don't come to us for
anything highbrow. We cover highbrow

with an eye mask and sunglasses.

No, you want romance and a little dry
humour.

Can I go for a chat?

So saddle up and bottoms up.

Trust me, you're going to love it. Oh,
what the fuck?

That is disgusting.

That's horrible.

in the week Yasmin and Jamie went out on
their first date.

I said on the main show, we filmed hours
of footage of Yasmin and Jamie on their

paddle boards. We did offer it to Unseen
Bits, but they opted for a clip of Ty

farting in bed.

Fair enough, farts are funny.

But I stand corrected, and I totally
apologise to all the Unseen Bits team.

here are some Unseen Bits of Yasmin and
Jamie's date that you didn't get to hear

the first time round.

We've got a little something going on.
We do have something going on. I think

it's building day by day. It is.

Eric.

Oh, my gosh.

That was a better one. That was a better
one than the one out there. Less salty.

Less salty, yeah.

Listen.

Oh, boy.

Oh my gosh.

That's a new addition. I like that one.

Oh, wow.

Oh, and here's the Thai farting event
clip that I promised you too.

Unseen bets.

Always predictable.

Much like me.

Once upon a time in Majorca, there was
the good.

I think Boris and Billy Kiss are quite
good looking.

The bad.

I'm with the public on this one. I gave
a fuck about you. You didn't care about

anyone but yourself.

And the smuggly.

I'm so smug about this.

We are so hot.

But we didn't have to wait until high
noon for the Lone Ranger to ride into

town. Hi, everyone.

Excuse me.

You look like you love me.

And clear out the saloon. In first
place, Ty.

Lauren, as you are now single, you've
been dumped from the island.

Oh, my goodness.

But once all the tea had been spilled...
Promise you'll wait.

Bye.

There was one thing on everyone's mind.

What is this? Biscuits with a cup of
tea? Don't mind if I do.

Uh... Chummy Dodgers.

What biscuits are they? Pussies. Cream.

i love biscuits mom i hate biscuits
chris first biscuit second oh my

god these remind me of my mom what the
biscuit what is she like turns out the

real showdown was at the biscuit barrel
these biscuits are a joke

Beecher Bonanza!

And this week I asked the Islanders,
what's their biggest ick?

Very, very good question. What's my ick?

Ew, oh my God, I have so many icks.
Number one. I hate smelly people.

Eyelashes that are so, like, so long.
You blink too hard, you might fly away.

A bad kisser. I feel like I've kissed
girls in the past and their tongue's

around your mouth like a washing
machine. It's no good.

Imagine him chasing after a coin he's
dropped on the floor.

I've definitely done it as when I've
dropped a coin and I'm running around

trying to stamp on it to stop it, but I
can't get it.

Shakira says, I chew too loudly.

I love you, right? But it sounds like
there's a tsunami in your throat, right?

Now you pat that down, love. It's
waiting for the green man at a zebra

or like a junction. I don't know why,
like the fact that you're just... And I

it myself.

Flip.

flop but you just stood there like that
like waiting for oh god not paying the

bill and asking to go 50 50.

just be your own judge of character and
take that road burping i'm really good

at burping actually the burp is just
like in your face like it's so personal

girls fingernails they're all grubby and
there's

dirt under them i just can't oh that's
disgusting

a girl was to be chewing chewing gum and
then she spits it out and gives it a

volley oh my gosh oh my gosh that can't
happen when someone's chewing gum with

their mouth open and they're kind of
going like the whole little like that

yeah that one there that's that's no
good at all when a boy sits cross

like if he sat like this

and just talking to me. I really don't
like it. It gives me the ick. A boy in

Speedos hates a man in Speedos.

Speedos! Especially if they have those
giblets in them. Ugh.

Keep them cheeks away.

It's a big no.

Please, no more Speedos.

See you next time for some more.

Beat your bonanza!

With Angel being the newest addition in
the villa, Harry decided to get her up

to speed with everything important.

What do you think of manning speedos?

Dunno, you're going to have to show me.
Yeah, I'll get them out. I just got some

new ones in yesterday.

I wear them when we go cowboy out
sometimes.

No, you need to wear my trousers.

That's happening.

Shut up.

Fucking hell, I don't think I'd be top
two for that.

You go down on the podium.

Don't worry, Harry.

You're still winning gold for Love
Island 2025's teeniest, tiniest trunks.

One day after dog walker Lauren was
dumped, Harrison decided to go walkies

himself.

I just wanted to let you all know that
I'm going to be leaving the villa

tonight. So I feel like on this one, I
just have to stay true to myself and

follow my heart.

Yeah, Yungvo's out I guess.

But as Harrison prepared to go, the
Islanders couldn't let him leave without

goodbye gift.

When he leaves, I'm gonna sneak him a
waffle.

Give him the whole pack.

Give him two at least.

Right.

Yeah, that's good.

Go on, mate.

Ah.

Parting is such sweet sorrow, although
it's not as sweet as they thought.

You kept the fucking waffle, you fat
bastard.

Harry! I put one in his suitcase.

Oh, what, you're supposed to give him
two?

Yeah. I'm going to give it to him now.

There's packs and packs in there. We
said give him two.

Well, I didn't want to give him two.

I believe you kept one in a waffle.

Right, that's enough waffles. See you
next time.

Bye!