All language subtitles for Lana Smalls And Emma Starletto Nailing No Nut November

to see you again. Pleasure to see you.
Come on through.

This is Emma, stepdaughter.

Pleasure to meet you, Emma. Hi.

And this is my stepdaughter, Lana.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you, Lana.

Go on through.

Oh, thank you.

Oh,

man, it's been a while.

Yeah. Thanks for having us over.

Good to see you again.

I'm thinking you're good with mechanical
things, right?

Oh, my wife's seen some things too.
She's like, how do you fix washing

dishwasher, garbage disposal?

You got the vacuum last week.

I did get the vacuum last week. Right.
That was a win. I chalked that one up.

How about, could you help me with the
washing machine? Because mine's not

spinning. It turns on, the buttons light
up, but there's nothing, there's no

action. Yeah, I mean, sure, why not? I
mean, we've got some time. I can take a

look at it and figure something out.

I've been really good. How have you
been?

Good. So, do you remember what we were
talking about last time?

Your boyfriend?

Yeah.

So, we had sex and, I don't know, his
dick just was not as good.

As the other guy that I was telling you
about, you know?

Have you seen the other guy yet?

Yeah, of course. I mean, we've done
everything. Like, we went to the movies

week.

And when we were in the movies, we went
to the front seat, and I fucked his

dick. Yeah, but we fucked also. We got
kicked out.

I knew you would.

I knew you'd be kicked out of that movie
theater sooner or later.

Oh, my God. It was such a scary movie,
but it was just, that was so fun.

I'm glad they didn't get the jump there,
like, while it was in your mouth.

thing, and people were like, oh my god,
they went and told the people.

Free entertainment!

Why would they complain?

I don't know, like, I don't know.

Well, I'm glad that at least you're
seeing him. What's going on with your

boyfriend? Is he still a prude? Yeah,
like, it's, I don't know. I really,

like him, but... Let's get in there real
quick.

It's just going eee.

It's like, I can hear it. You can hear
it.

And the lights are on.

Oh, I hope this isn't news, you old
doggy. This is your problem.

What's that?

Condom. Yeah?

No, it's not mine. Oh, you and the
missus doing a little hanky -panky in

No.

Come on, Jerome.

Is that what's jamming it?

Yeah.

It's stuck in one of your mechanisms
right here.

That's why it's not turning.

I haven't been, uh, we haven't been
using condoms at all.

So, who else lives in the house than
that I could be?

Well, it's not my wife.

If it's not your wife and it's not you,
then it's got to be your daughter.

No.

I'm sorry to say it, but I mean... I
don't think she'd be doing that.

It's the only logical explanation.

She was the last one to use the washing
machine.

Oh, man.

If you want to have a talk with her, I'm
here to back you up.

Yeah.

That's the cause of your problem right
there.

She'll probably forgot it in her
clothing or something. All right.

All right. I'm with you, buddy.

Hey,

Dan.

Hey. So, hey.

We fixed the washing machine.

You did?

Yeah, we did.

It wasn't spinning because it was jammed
with this.

What's so funny? That's a grape flavor
scent.

It's not funny. You don't want to smell
that.

It's not funny, honey.

That, we're just being safe.

It's completely fine.

So this is yours?

Well, yeah.

We don't want to get pregnant or sick or
anything. I thought you guys taught us

to be safe and smart.

There's nothing else. Yeah, but we also
taught you to wait until marriage.

Who does that?

That's actually kind of sexy.

Yeah, what? Is this the 70s or the 60s?

You've got to wait until you're in love.

This is our duty as your parents to keep
you safe and protected.

Did you guys even wait? I didn't wash
it. We did.

So you didn't wash it on purpose?

No, I didn't put it in there.

At least you're not washing and using a
generator.

Right? I have reused a condom before,
though.

It was in the time of need.

But at least I wore one! Do I look bad
in you?

That's not the point!

That is fine.

That is fine.

You're grounded, young lady. And you're
grounded, too.

I'm sorry, what?

No, okay, um, this is... No.

What do you even think that you're
doing? No sleepovers, and...

No offense, Clark, but these two are bad
influences with each other. They

shouldn't be together.

Okay, wait. No, I'm sorry. I have an
idea. I have an idea. So, hear me out.

guys want us to really wait until
marriage?

Absolutely.

Have you heard of No Nut November?

Is that a movie?

No Nuts in November?

What is it?

Diet? I'll tell them. Is that a diet?

God damn it. No. Okay.

Okay. I'll explain it.

You don't have sex. You don't
masturbate. You don't watch porn.

don't cum. You don't cum for the entire
month of November.

But we're adults.

Yeah. And we're married. We're your
parents.

So, this is if you want us to wait until
marriage. Until we're in love.

If you can prove to us that you can hold
out for that long, then we'll wait.

But,

okay.

We'll make this bet.

But, hear me out.

If we win and we are successful, you
two, no sex until marriage.

You keep your promise.

Yeah, we can lead by example. We'll show
you.

Right, you can try.

We are more than capable of handling
this.

Yeah. Okay.

It's a lot harder than it seems.

No, we'll show you the way. Yep.

For sure. I'm 100 % confident we're
going to be able to pull this off.

forget about the condom, though, right?

Everything will be fine. Yeah, you can
tell our moms anything.

I wouldn't say we'll forget about the
condom, but we definitely will not bring

this up to your mother. Okay, okay,
okay.

Deal. Yeah. Deal.

All right.

I'm still not happy about this.

Movie night is on.

Okay. We've got things to do around the
house. Okay.

You two think about your condoms.

i'm sorry that was so funny come on yeah
don't reuse it no not november

i don't think that they're gonna last
men are like they're not

gonna last should we fuck with them i'm
not trying to wait until marriage i

don't even want to get married and they
should lose too it would be so funny if

we teased them a little bit we should we
should We should. I'm so down.

Okay, let's do it. It's a plan.

Hey,

Dad. What are you doing? Just trying to
fix the things for Clark.

Oh, that's nice.

Yeah.

What are friends for, right?

How's it going down there?

Oh, it's going, for sure.

You're so bad.

So it's not leaking anymore? Nothing wet
down there?

I think something's a little wet.

Do you two girls want to go do something
else?

What do you mean? We're just hanging
out. Yeah, don't you want your daughter

like you?

Yeah, but...

I think I hear Clark calling you guys.
Why don't you go see what he's up to?

All right, okay.

Later, I guess.

Yeah.

Hey, Mr. Kent.

Hey, girls.

Doing laundry?

Yep, now the washing machine works.

Oh, cool. Okay, well, let me... I have a
couple things.

Oh, you want to put something in?

No, I'm not sure I can help you. You
sure?

Yeah. Could you help her with that? Let
me see if I can get it. Oh, there we go.

I got it.

Oh, good.

Throw that in.

Okay.

Hey! Great.

You should be ready to go.

Make sure to take care of her clothes.

Yeah.

Going very well, thank you. I'm feeling
very confident.

Really? Yeah.

Good. I'm feeling pretty confident, too.
All right.

Okay, well, don't you girls have
something? Do we go play in your room or

something? What are you going to wear?
We're playing right now.

I'm comfy.

Take care of her clothes. Go to your
room. I will take care of her clothes.

Go.

Hey.

Why aren't you helping her? I don't
know. My nails are long.

She doesn't know how to do it.

I can help you. I can show you how it
works. Yes.

Cover up.

So, how is No Nut November going?

Spend the time with your mother.

Thank you so much.

Yeah, you're so good, Daddy.

Wait.

I just caught on to this. I know what
you two are up to.

You know, you two, I swear.

Here's trouble.

I see. What's going on here?

We're going to go skinny dipping. No,
you're not. No. The pool is closed.

The pool is closed. No, it isn't. Yes,
it is. There's no swimming now. No.

Keep your clothes on. Dad.

Calm it down.

I'm older and wiser than you girls. I
know the game you're playing here, okay?

It's not funny. It's not a funny game,
okay? Well, first we're going to stretch

before we go in. Yeah, we don't want to
hurt anything.

Girls, no. Please.

Really? This is very inappropriate.

You're naked.

Right here, please.

No. Come on.

There's nothing wrong.

This is very wrong.

We're just going to swim.

Go back inside. Put your clothes on.
Take this. Pick it up. Go. No, I'm not

playing around. This isn't a funny game.
Please. You're naked. Both of you are

naked. Fine. Run along.

We get to pick the movie, though. Take
this. Yeah, thank you, Dad.

Go. Go.

Movie night tonight. Get changed. Put
something smart on.

Popcorn.

movie do you think we should watch
tonight well i'm gonna pick crazy things

that's a movie with a really hot sex
scene of course yeah that's gonna fuck

them so much it's gonna be so fun oh i
like the way you think it's gonna be so

fun i can't wait to see their faces i
know what do you think should we should

though should we like fuck with them a
little bit like touch on them and stuff

think we should make them

I don't want to say it.

I think we should make them come.

I think we should.

We should.

Okay. I mean, if it means that I can
start fucking again.

It definitely does. And it means that we
win, too. Exactly.

All right. Good plan.

We're coming. We're just having popcorn.

Oh, thank God. Oh, God.

I'm going to scoot over a little bit.

Movie night, movie night.

You want to get under here? You want to
get your legs warm? Oh, yeah.

All right.

This is the movie everybody's talking
about?

Mm -hmm.

You're going to like it. Yeah, it's
brand new.

Heck yeah.

I'm okay. I'm on the keto diet.

I know. I'm not going to have you there.

Do you want a switch?

I'd get this out of here.

I'm tired of holding it.

Yeah, I'm good. I don't need it anymore.

Don't mind me.

I heard this movie is going to be a
little scary. I hope you don't mind if I

call up on you.

I'm really excited.

Oh my.

Yeah, you like it. There's a really cool
part coming up.

Oh really?

Scary bit, I've got you.

Oh my god, look at his abs.

I know, you see that?

Do you work out, Mr. Kent?

You feel pretty strong.

Yeah, twice a day. Oh, wow.

He's always going there.

Do you work out?

All the time, yeah. At least five, six
days a week.

Oh, my God.

You're so strong.

No dad bods here.

I couldn't wait to watch this movie.

Warm up my hands a little bit.

Something warm down there.

Oh, really, really cold in here.

Oh, you can cuddle a little closer if
you want to.

Pull the blanket up.

This is such a good movie, right?

Oh, the movie made me jump.

Yeah, it's pretty scary.

You hate those jumpscares.

Oh my god. Look at how the fat guy's
coming.

Oh my god, look.

Are you liking the movie?

Oh, I'm definitely enjoying it.

Thrilling for sure.

Really? Yeah.

It's a good one.

Get a little closer. Oh, yeah. It's so
scary.

It's okay.

Oh, my God. Oh.

Oh,

yeah. It's really scary.

Yeah.

Are you getting the carrot over there?
Yeah, I'm getting out of breath just

watching this guy run.

Oh, I can't believe that that's
happening.

Oh, my God.

I would be super shocked at that if that
happened to me. Yeah, me too.

I wonder if your wife knows your body as
well as I might be able to.

All those years she's had with you, I
feel like...

I could probably do better.

A little naughty of you.

Do you want to feel my tits a little
bit?

You should do that. They're so small and
perky, though. I've never given birth,

so they're just fresh.

Don't be shy.

Do you miss small and pretty tits?

Can you move?

I'm so hard on my hands.

It's getting harder.

I saw that.

I think it was right there.

I think you might.

I just look so good I can make your
fingers cry

Good movie. Amazing.

Oh, no.

Ooh.

Oh.

mm -hmm

I'm okay, I'm okay.

You're not the first of my friends so
he's fucked.

but they couldn't meet each other and we
should have done this so much longer

ago.

What the hell?

Does he know?

Do you like watching me get fired?

I shouldn't really know.

Fat dad.

I like imagining it slamming into her
pussy.

How dare you?

You're making a mess there.

Oh,

jeez.

Sorry,

sweetie. Mine.

You're very much the cheapest girls.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Honey,

let me stop you there.

Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh, my.

Brilliant. That's enough.

Okay. Yeah.

You shouldn't do that.

Oh, Jesus.

Why are you doing that?

You shouldn't do that.

Oh, come on.

You shouldn't.

No, you really shouldn't.

Come on, Dad.

Oh, no, no.

Come on. No, you can't do that. It's not
that bad. You really shouldn't. It's

gone a little too far already.

A little too far already.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

I know you want to know

what my cunt feels like.

Then you'll know everyone.

Don't you want that, Daddy? Do you want
to be close to me? Yeah, I do.

There's a lot of things we can go and
do, like fishing.

Arts and crafts.

Yeah, but we'll go fly instead if you
don't want me to die. My time's coming

back. Don't worry.

Good girl.

Good girls behave now. Yeah.

Already, uh, missing out on the movie.

I'll try to get you from the line over
here. Watch the movie again.

Yeah, fuck the movie.

Yeah,

fuck the movie.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Dad,

what if I made a deal with you?

What's that?

I waited until marriage, and I promise I
will.

If I just get, like, a minute of your
cock and pee. A minute. That's all I

Ready?

Yeah.

A little appropriate. Yeah.

Oh, good calls.

Yeah, I've got to remember.

I've got to remember the finish line
here.

That's right. You behave yourself.

Yep, that's it.

Okay. Are you ready?

Yes.

Your dick's so wet from her pussy.

Are you ready?

No, I'm quite ready yet.

I'm okay.

It's a little bit weird, honey.

I'm...

Feels very nice.

Yeah.

I love you, Dad.

Is this kind of working?

Love you, too.

Yeah, I love you so much.

That was weird.

Are you going to tell me it doesn't feel
good? Oh, it feels small. Very nice.

Wouldn't it be cute if we came on our
dad's dick together? It would.

You shouldn't do that.

Just one minute, remember.

Is that just one minute?

Oh my god, yes.

One minute.

Okay,

fine. One minute.

I can't believe my dad's dick is so big.

I know, right? Me too.

Okay. Don't put it on me. Not quite yet.

Oh, my God.

Okay. Don't be shy, Mr. Conner. You're
present.

Oh, no.

Sit on it.

Okay.

There you go. Oh, my God. Thank you,
Dad.

There you go. Cut it back in. Oh, yeah.

Okay. Oh, my God.

I'm so happy, Dad.

Oh, my God.

Sweetie.

Oh my God.

Thank you.

Oh, God.

You're doing me so good, Dad.

Oh, it's almost going to come.

My arms are there.

It's not shaming it.

Oh, well.

I shouldn't do that.

It's so pretty.

I can't help myself.

Come soon.

Be careful.

Let's get my own daughter. Oh, yeah.

I'm very close. I want you to comb my
face, Dad.

Really? Yeah.

You're going to do the celibacy thing
and no boys in the bedroom? Yes.

I promise. Yeah, we promise, Dad. Give
me your time.

Okay.

All right.

That's like my little stepbrothers and
sisters in there. Oh, you ready? Yeah,

here we go.

Okay.

Yeah, one minute.

No,

you guys came.

Yeah, you lost.

We're so smart.

We explained it well.

That's your own fault.

Because it's November.

Very clever.

You're smart.