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DWN Productions, taking you to the extreme.

This is Blowfly, the world's baddest nigger. And I've been asked by the

dick makers of this movie, if you is offended by simple words like faggots,

niggers, cunts, little kids, dick, and worse than all of that combined.

Niggas and Jews, niggas and Jews, ain't nothing worse than niggas and Jews.

Niggas and Jews, niggas and Jews, they the scum of the earth, those niggas and

Jews.

Then don't watch this movie.

And if that don't make you throw up, check out Blowfly's dick

at the end of this movie.

If you offended by situations such as... Michael Jackson's little boy action.

Cannibalism. Getting fucked by animals.

And getting your, whatever you want to call it, tone off.

This is not the movie for you.

This movie is sick, twisted, and double -fisted.

In the ass.

Mouth. And back in the ass again.

Two times.

Hey, that sounds faggy -waggy to me.

So if you're going to watch it, Make sure you got your heart straight.

This movie is dirtier than dog shit.

And filthier than finger banging your grandmama.

That slut been dead for years.

But her pussy still good.

That's what my dick say.

Of course, my tongue didn't agree.

DWN Productions. Do not condone.

Sex with minors.

Don't fuck the kids, you freak.

Go to Japan and buttfuck Godzilla.

If you can survive it, you've been warned, motherfuckers.

Okay,

now I got this important question.

Which one of you motherfuckers are gonna blow the fly?

He set the world on fire.

And so will your ass when you watch this movie.

It's super groovy!

Fuck!

Motherfucking piece of shit!

Don't turn up to me right now!

Ewwie!

Mookie diarrhea coming out your butt!

Oh, I got a pee pee.

No!

Well -made and visually inspirational movies.

Hello, this is Ronaldo Jones.

At this moment, there's breaking news out of Shady Pines, where the horrific

event of Tubi Kunta took place.

We now go live with Burt Backer.

Man, they really got bad video games.

Hey, man.

Why are you packing anyways?

Is it that time of year where you and your old camp troop go to Brian's pool

party?

Why do I have to say shit like that, man? Just because you weren't on a

look doesn't mean you have to be a bully.

Bully?

I'm not the one who gored your asshole.

I'm surprised that camp leader isn't in jail.

I'm sure he molested thousands of kids by now.

You always come back home.

With a lump on your head, complaining it feels like you ate Mexican food.

I wouldn't be surprised if he knocked you out and hit it Pickle Boy style.

That guy Elmo is an English cigarette man.

Well, just remember not to start any forest fires.

Flaming the Bear fucks hoes sloppy for starting forest fires.

I even heard he pumped one guy full of so much Jerklin sauce.

That nigga shot up in the air like a fucking rocket.

But fuck it. That's probably why you're going.

Just play it safe and wrap it up.

Hey there, Schindler. You're looking good.

Wow, nice firm abs, plump supple cheeks, hot

meaty throbber.

Hope you're ready for the weekend.

I'm finally going to personally give you your skunk diving badge.

You smell that?

Smells like a van full of boys that are going to start their menstrual cycle

tonight.

Oh, shit, Chad, nigga. Like, fuck that, nigga. Like, damn, nigga, shit.

We're going to do the damn thing, nigga. Like this, nigga. Like that, nigga.

This catfire going to get got, nigga.

Fuck the fuck off with that black shit, D .L. Talk to me like a normal goddamn

person. Shut the fuck up, nigga. I'm very excited.

That's gonna be my job, to get you wet.

With my spit.

With my hot, juicy, mouth cum.

The shit that comes out of my mouth, because I was born with a man pussy.

What I'm saying is, I'm gonna spit in my hand, rub it on your dick, and

back up hungrily.

Hey, niggas. Y 'all know the history of this motherfucking campground?

Nobody gives a fuck, you faggot nigger cunt.

Well, I'm gonna tell this shit anyway, nigga.

They say some crazy man -boy nigga live in the woods.

He ran away from home because his mama wanted to clean his messy -ass room.

But he was like, fuck that.

So now he's wandering the woods, cutting off niggas' nutsacks and leveling the

trees. And when I say nigga, I'm talking about like, nigga, he leveled up the

difference between a male and a female. So everybody's fat game, nigga. People

say the kid got dynamite flowing through his veins.

Pretty scary, huh, nigga?

But there's only one nigga.

One nigga to rule them all.

Bro, that ain't scary.

Also, you is scurry.

Shut the shit up. Shut the shit up.

That's one of those DWN production masks, huh?

You know, I got a whole collection of some DWN masks back at the house.

You know where you get those?

www .dwnproductions .net You know what?

Prices ain't half bad either.

You know, I've been known to peel a potato with just my lip.

Safety first.

And that's how you suck a dick.

You're supposed to kill him. Fuck!

How the fuck that nigga die?

Looks like the van blew a rod.

Oh, shit, man.

That is one of my deepest fears. Every time I drive, I think my van is going to

blow a rod and go right up my asshole, and now I find out this shit can

fucking happen.

Like, fuck this shit. I mean, I know Elmo blew a rod, but this is fucking

ridiculous. I am getting some lead -plated seat covers when I get home,

not dead from this fucking trip.

Hey,

just calm down, man. At least he's dead.

Oh shit,

we're here.

I'll take care of the body.

Hey, little guy, everything's gonna be alright.

You're gonna have a much better time than that piece of shit's taken care of.

Whoa. And hey, you're not even gonna get tagged in the ass anymore.

Ugh!

All right, guys, get things set up around here. I'll take care of Elmo's

Hey, DL, can you go get some firewood? Before you go, can you bring me my

hatchet and deal with Elmo's body over here, please?

Hey, I brought something better.

Do you think, huh?

Most pathetic line in movie history.

All right, nigga. I'm gonna go get that shit.

Give me a minute.

Hey, little guy. Come here.

What's the name? I didn't catch it.

D -D -D -D -D -Danny?

Well, listen up, D -D -D -D -Danny.

What you heard was correct.

We all came here to kill our old troop leader, Elmer.

What? He did horrible things to our buttholes.

Some of us even required the use of anal corks to keep their pooches from

running down their legs and making mess in that bowling alley.

We were all about your age when it first happened.

And there is no doubt in my mind that he was about to make a woman out of you

tonight. Oh!

Roger cares the thing that we were planning.

Why he lovelies the satisfaction of doing it that close, I have no idea.

Well, at least what's done is done.

Now, I know you're asking.

Why are we chopping the pot?

See, little guy? You gotta make sure it's delicious.

Roger will make that lot easier on you.

Well, mister, why didn't you just call the cops after he died? You wouldn't

even had to deal with getting rid of the body because his death wasn't your

fault.

Damn, I didn't even think about that. That's a much better idea.

You're a pretty small little guy.

You probably wouldn't get a cell phone signal out here anyways.

Oh, fuck.

We're gonna call back the taxes and take us home.

Oh, well.

I think we do now.

Let's make sure there's no evidence left behind. I hope you're hungry, Danny.

We're about to eat this just bagging.

Wait, that came out wrong.

I mean, we're going to eat our dead counselor.

Hey, thanks for getting us that firewood, Dick.

I wonder what happened to DL, though.

You know him. He's probably off in the woods doing some fucking black shit.

Yeah? If that butch dumps the barbecue sauce on Elmo, I'll be here.

Oh, shit, I love racist humor.

Hey, I got one for you.

What's the white guy called the black guy?

A nigger. Huh.

I guess you heard that one already.

Huh?

Looks like he's done, guys.

Let's eat this tux.

Well, here we go, guys. Let's finish this one so we can move on with our

Once he comes out of her ass, it'll be the last time. We can't do this.

We have to, Danny.

We can't leave any evidence behind.

You don't understand.

When a human consumes the flesh of a demon, they become possessed by that

Damn. I've been tracking this scumbag for 14 years, ever since he worked at

Piggy World wiggling his dick in ham juice.

Say what?

Yeah, well, this piece of shit used to work as a mascot in that theme park, and

he used to stick his dick in ham juice.

That way the parents wouldn't believe the kids after Elmo mouth -fucked him. I

mean, come on. How many cocks have you tasted that reminded you of ham?

Just one. How the fuck do you know all this?

You were just a child.

No, I'm not.

What the fuck's

going on here?

I'm a demon hunter.

Call me the Lord Palm Slayer.

Like that fucking movie Frailty?

No, not like that movie Frailty.

fuck's going on?

You want to know what's going on, huh?

You know that slack -jawed faggot that shot up the theater?

Yeah?

Well, I disguised myself as Rim Tickler, broke that son of a bitch out of jail,

and took him back to my secret lair, filled his mouth full of shotgun shells,

and gave him one good crack across the teeth with a baseball bat.

Holy shit!

You did that?

You want to see?

No, not really.

Demons need to be purged from the earth.

And God told me to.

Nah, fuck that nigga Link.

He ain't one to free the slaves, no way.

Shit, black folks thinking he's some kind of hero and shit, but I know the

truth, nigga.

Shit, that nigga the reason my brother ain't got a job no more.

Shit, at least when he was in the field, he was working, nigga.

Damn. I'll be spanking like booty chatter.

Now, that ain't no ordinary nut sack.

It's a man's nut sack.

This nigga's trying to play games on me. This can't scare me.

I'm a hard nigga.

Oh shit!

What the fuck I just did?

It didn't feel like no white girl.

That was DL.

We know.

We can never forget what DL screens sound like.

All right, guys, let's split into two groups. You got to find DL.

Me and Danny will go one way. The rest of y 'all go the other way, except for

Kurt. You stay here. Just in case DL shows back up, we're going to need

here waiting for him. We all come back here in an hour, all right?

All right, folks.

All right.

Let's go find your black frame.

Hey, bro, I'm going to head out this way and see if we can come to more ground.

Are you going to be okay by yourself?

Don't worry about the butch. I'm tough.

Well,

all right.

Good luck.

Let's just try to be back here in about ten minutes or so.

That scream deal let out, man.

There's only one thing that can make you scream that way.

Yeah, the screaming getting fisted by a grown man with hairy knuckles and long

fingernails. And tattoos.

Damn it, Dick, we know. We all know what happened. You don't have to say

anything.

But, Bush, meet us back here in ten minutes.

Will do, champ.

Good luck.

Man, Dick is being such a pussy.

Maybe if he grew a pair like me, he would be in a better mood.

Man, that shit's terrible.

It ain't his fault Elmo sucked the balls right off him.

Do I hear what I think I hear?

And the taste of my cum makes me feel like I should see a doctor.

We didn't have to kill Elmo.

It's funny how life works out that way.

Shit was real funny when he sucked my nuts in my dick hole.

And then you guys had to poke it back in with a stick.

I'm still pissing tree bark.

But we got a badge for that.

You son of a bitch. He just used that shirt to get ripped up while he was

to tongue fuck Schindler.

And then he drew a red cross on it with Schindler's ass blood.

Do you even remember what he did to you?

The fucking fancy dinner, the champagne, the cheesecake all shoved up your ass?

And do I even have to remind you of what he did to Kurt?

He pulled down his pants.

Enough!

What's that?

Aw, fuck, he's real!

Yeah, man, we know.

He came and visited us and gave us all butt plugs.

You fucking dimwit, I'm not talking about Santa Claus. I'm talking about

Jerklin' Boy.

And that was just Elmo at the Christmas party handing out rim stretchers.

Wait, you mean Santa isn't real?

Excuse me, sir.

Me and my friend here, Danny, was looking for a friend of ours.

Have you seen anybody in these woods?

No, no, young man, I'm sorry.

I've been studying these flowers all day.

You see, I'm a scientist, and I am trying to determine whether the bee

flower or the flower fucks the bee.

Right now I'm looking for the flower's ding -a -ling, and I think I found it.

That was Schindler.

Butch, are you okay?

Fuck, no.

There's some two bitches sucking face in the woods and some big -ass ants came

and just ate them.

Fuck some big -ass ants. We can just step on them.

The else nut sack is hanging over there on a tree.

Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

You saw some lesbos dykin' out over there?

Like I said, these two bitches was eatin' box lunches in the woods, and

-ass ants came and ate up those big, loose, wet pussies.

Man, fuck some big -ass ants, man. I'm allergic to big -ass ants.

Come on, guys.

Let's go to camp and warn the others.

I love all this nature, MJ, but not as much as I love you, babe.

You know, there are certain species of ants that crawl up your dick hole and

your balls from the inside out.

That's why I'm glad I'm not a man. That and I love the taste of cum. Love it. I

love the taste of my cum, too.

You know you're back there, man, if you're just gonna watch mellow out.

harshing my buzz.

Yeah, man, you're making me limp over here. I'm trying to stay hard so I can

cram my prick in her.

Ooh.

Those are big -ass ants! Run!

Ah!

Oh, fuck. Are you okay, baby?

And you fucks forgot the way back.

Now how do you feel about that shit, you fucking idiot?

Shut up, Dick. Not right now. We need to find D .L.

What if those big -ass ants got him?

Fuck yeah, they did.

Damn it, Dick. Just shut the fuck up.

Calm down, guys. Let's just think.

Which way did we come from?

Don't ask me. How the fuck should I know, you fucking slob? It all looks the

goddamn same.

Green with trees. Green with trees.

Green with trees.

Green with fucking trees.

Hey, some fucking green with trees.

Some brown.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I think I just bit your fucking face.

Did you feel that?

I don't want to fucking die.

I don't want to go see my grandma.

The fucking dog I hit three weeks ago was driving drunk.

No one's going to fucking die here.

Except Bush.

Maybe DL.

But that's not our biggest concern. Our biggest concern is getting the fucking

venom out of this big -ass hand bite.

Ah!

Ah! Ah!

What the fuck? Oh, it

burns, man.

Oh, it burns.

Don't you cry, my brother.

I can't believe it. Jerklin. It's real.

You mean, that ghost story Neil told us was real?

Yes! Shouldn't you know this Mr.

Big Fat Demon Slayer?

What? I haven't even killed that fucking guy yet.

You have to know the black paper, aren't you?

I am a demon hunter. I'll show you.

I'll kill Jerklin, boy.

And those big ass ants.

What about the really big ass ants, too?

Of course.

I told you not to set fires.

Now I'm gonna teach you a lesson with my dick.

I was scared.

Just shut the fuck up and get me home.

Not yet.

I got one more stop to make.

Good evening, Ronaldo.

As you can see, I'm standing in front of the home of Toby Kunta.

That's Toby...

Kunta, the man responsible for the terrors we witnessed oh so many months

Hey, don't you realize...

By mentioning this asshole's name or just showing his picture every chance

get is the reason people keep doing more fucked up things to one another? You're

producing copycats because you're glorifying these fucks instead of just

themselves in their basements. You give them all the attention and recognition

you can because if another fuckhead goes out and maskers people, you get

ratings. Then more fucks go out killing others because you cunts will show it on

the 6, 12, 5, 10 o 'clock news, not to mention the 24 -hour news channels.

You fuckers are fucking up.

Do you know how fucked up you are?

I'm

coming

for you next, Ronaldo.

And then the rest of you media fucks. I'm gonna make you change your ways.

But first, I'm gonna take care of this Toby fucker.

Dude's a fucking nut.

Now it's time to pay for your sins.

That guy, he like killed my entire camp troop.

He even tried to get us to eat our old scout leader Elmo before he killed us

all, killed them all.

And Charlie, he locked that motherfucker in the van and left him in there when

he set the forest on fire. Bitch blew up.

because of him too well that's all i got

oh

man

thank god you're alive i saw the news I was so scared.

Oh, man.

Oh, thank God you're alive.

Oh, I love you so much.

You're my brother and I love you.

Oh, I'm so glad you're safe.

Oh, man. Your breasts feel good.

Press against my chest.

So big.

Holy fuck, what a day.

But if nothing else, at least my fallen troop was avenged. And it looks like I'm

not going to jail, so that's a win, too.

How great is it that I was able to pin it all on that fucking whack job?

There's no way anyone would have believed a story about big -ass ants.

And a guy running around the woods with jizz bags sewn to his face.

Oh, fuck him.

They're nibbling my dick.

No!

Ah!

Hey, Schiller, are you... Whoa!

Oh, shit!

Oh, man.

Oh, no.

What the fuck?

Schiller!

You tell him. The Lord Paul Blair is here.

. .

the fuck am I?

Shit smell like a bingo hall.

I brought you here for a chance to avenge your brother and his friends.

I need a new herald to work as my hand here on Earth.

Evil is trying to take over the planet, and it is my job to hire hitmen to take

them out.

Murderers, rapists, Mexicans, all be yours to vanquish without repercussions.

You'll be given great powers to defeat these monsters.

But let me warn you, with these powers, it'll become easier to become corrupted

as each day passes by.

And if you stray, we will put an end to you, just like we did Danny when he took

the life of your brother.

You expect me to believe a guy who hires Hitman for Heaven does his recruiting

out of a shithole motel room?

Radio edit, please.

You're probably going to try to get me to let me let you suck me or something.

Shh.

Quiet, you.

Do you want the job or not?

No, I'm not going to let you suck my pinos.

will ask you again.

Do you want the job or not?

What does it pay?

A smile on a child's face.

The smile of a puppy.

The smile of a guy getting blown by three whores.

That will be your reward.

Knowing that you're making the world a better place.

Twenty bucks.

How are you going to pay me?

Two fives and a ten.

And some weed.

And some beer.

And those three whores to blow me.

And lick my butt a little.

I love getting blown by three broads.

So, we got a deal.

Done.

I give him a month.

All right, world. Watch out.

Steve is here to clean up the earth.

First, I bring my brother back from the dead.

But even more.

First, I'm going to crack a beer. Hey, where the fuck is those bitches?

I'm not Jewish, so let's hope this works.

I did it, Schindler! You're alive!

Because you're my brother, and I

love you, with all my heart, no matter how much I tease you.

Ah, shit, thanks.

Fuck, sorry, man.

I did not really prepare for this shit, and they never show zombies hurting when

the dead come back.

I got it.

Remember your last year's trip with Omo and how he ripped you open like a bag of

chips? Well, you still got those painkillers left. I'll be right back.

Oh my fuck, this is the greatest feeling ever.

I can totally see why people become homeless over this shit.

Oh, oh, oh yeah, yeah, that's right.

Rest up, my brother, for we avenge those atrocities in the woods that befell

upon you and your friends.

All right, Schindler. No need to worry about those big -ass ants. If that's the

last player knew one thing it is, well, you all do.

If you pour gasoline on an ant hill and light it on fire, the ants are dead.

I assure you, the flame will fill the thick crystal chuck with the force of

penis in you unwillingly.

Man rape is nothing to laugh at. Man rape is nothing to laugh at.

Are you sure you still need them?

I know, I know. But I just think you're developing a

problem.

You're right, you're right.

I'm sorry.

I promise, after our task is done...

I will change your water, get your pills, and find a way for you to live a

normal life.

I promise you.

Sounds like it's coming from this way come on follow me

Hey

gay boy prepare to be

sent straight to hell

I just talked to Paul with the doctor and he told me.

Don't worry, man.

You'll get through this.

It'll work out.

It's the hard times that makes us stronger.

Schiller.

Did I make you happy?

I just wanted to teach you a lesson.

I never wanted to hurt you.

I never wanted to make you cry.

Yeah, that's right.

You fucked my brother and gave him AIDS.

My brother, you are avenged.

Not yet.

We first have to find Jerklin, boy.

It is now time to pay for your sins.

What the fuck?

What the fuck is wrong with you?

How the hell did Schiller's friends die from getting bit by the ants?

You turned into some kind of hybrid ant thing.

Oh, fuck.

... ... ...

You got it, little boy, Dob.

Listen.

There's a new demon. I'm here, boss.

Good, listen up.

There's a new demon.

It's not a shooter.

It's a flamer.

No, he's taken care of.

Jerklin, boy. Now give me my shit. Listen, there's another 20 in it for

A man just set fire to a theater.

He ran into the main entrance and torched the place.

I need you to get on this now.

And when the mission is complete, I'll have your money and those three girls

waiting for you at the house.

You got it, boss.

I'm the man for the shit of the world.

Zalo's menstruating flow will be over until we use Pentecost discharge.

The producers of this movie wouldn't make me do this shit.

No!

I told you this movie was fucked up.

Now you're gonna believe me.

This is a weird world full of weird people.

Everything is strange and weird.

Yeah. Ain't nobody got time for that.

Ain't nobody got time for that.

Ain't nobody got time. Ain't nobody got time. Ain't nobody got time for that.

Ain't nobody got time for that.

Ain't nobody got time for that.

Ain't nobody got time. Ain't nobody got time. Ain't nobody got time for that.

I woke up to get me a cold pop.

Then I thought somebody was barbecuing.

And then I said, oh Lord Jesus, is this a fire?

I didn't grab no shoes or nothing, Jesus.

Then I ran for my life. And then the smoke got to me.

Then I got bronchitis.

Ain't nobody got time for that.

Ain't nobody got time for that.

Ain't nobody got time. Ain't nobody got time.

Ain't nobody got time for that Ain't nobody got time for that Ain't nobody

time Ain't nobody got time Ain't nobody got time for that Okay, let's go

You can't know me, but I died the day we fisted.

No one can show me like you. I slit my wrist

the day we fisted.

Your knuckles are so wondrous, shot through my ass like a

blunderbuss.

The kind the pilgrims used to kill the Indians.

I never knew such bliss until I sat upon your

fist. I'm forever fisted.

I never knew this pain existed.

And my ass is forever twisted. I was fisted.

My end is near.

You don't know blow flies ABCs.

When I give you the count off, y 'all say A and I'm going to tell you what it

means. One, two, three, four.

A, animal pussy.

B, Brenda Spears pussy.

C, Condoleezza Rice pussy. D, Desi Deshawn pussy.

E, Manuel's pussy.

F, funky pussy.

G, Gloria Espan pussy.

H, Halle Berry's pussy.

I hate that.

Venus, we your pussy.

Danya, Whoopi Goldberg's pussy.

X, X Javier's pussy.

Y, Yolanda Evans' pussy.

Z, and Z is the only pussy you guys out there, and you women who are gay, don't

stick your tongue, dick, or fingers in.

If you stick your tongue, dick, or fingers in Z, when you put it out,

maggots, screwworms, pussies.

That is...

Zap me, pussy!

DWN Productions, taking you to the extreme.