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DWN Productions, taking you to the
extreme.
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This is Blowfly, the world's baddest
nigger. And I've been asked by the
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dick makers of this movie, if you is
offended by simple words like faggots,
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niggers, cunts, little kids, dick, and
worse than all of that combined.
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Niggas and Jews, niggas and Jews, ain't
nothing worse than niggas and Jews.
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Niggas and Jews, niggas and Jews, they
the scum of the earth, those niggas and
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Jews.
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Then don't watch this movie.
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And if that don't make you throw up,
check out Blowfly's dick
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at the end of this movie.
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If you offended by situations such as...
Michael Jackson's little boy action.
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Cannibalism. Getting fucked by animals.
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And getting your, whatever you want to
call it, tone off.
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This is not the movie for you.
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This movie is sick, twisted, and double
-fisted.
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In the ass.
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Mouth. And back in the ass again.
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Two times.
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Hey, that sounds faggy -waggy to me.
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So if you're going to watch it, Make
sure you got your heart straight.
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This movie is dirtier than dog shit.
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And filthier than finger banging your
grandmama.
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That slut been dead for years.
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But her pussy still good.
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That's what my dick say.
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Of course, my tongue didn't agree.
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DWN Productions. Do not condone.
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Sex with minors.
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Don't fuck the kids, you freak.
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Go to Japan and buttfuck Godzilla.
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If you can survive it, you've been
warned, motherfuckers.
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Okay,
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now I got this important question.
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Which one of you motherfuckers are gonna
blow the fly?
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He set the world on fire.
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And so will your ass when you watch this
movie.
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It's super groovy!
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Fuck!
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Motherfucking piece of shit!
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Don't turn up to me right now!
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Ewwie!
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Mookie diarrhea coming out your butt!
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Oh, I got a pee pee.
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No!
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Well -made and visually inspirational
movies.
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Hello, this is Ronaldo Jones.
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At this moment, there's breaking news
out of Shady Pines, where the horrific
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event of Tubi Kunta took place.
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We now go live with Burt Backer.
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Man, they really got bad video games.
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Hey, man.
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Why are you packing anyways?
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Is it that time of year where you and
your old camp troop go to Brian's pool
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party?
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Why do I have to say shit like that,
man? Just because you weren't on a
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look doesn't mean you have to be a
bully.
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Bully?
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I'm not the one who gored your asshole.
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I'm surprised that camp leader isn't in
jail.
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I'm sure he molested thousands of kids
by now.
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You always come back home.
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With a lump on your head, complaining it
feels like you ate Mexican food.
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I wouldn't be surprised if he knocked
you out and hit it Pickle Boy style.
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That guy Elmo is an English cigarette
man.
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Well, just remember not to start any
forest fires.
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Flaming the Bear fucks hoes sloppy for
starting forest fires.
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I even heard he pumped one guy full of
so much Jerklin sauce.
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That nigga shot up in the air like a
fucking rocket.
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But fuck it. That's probably why you're
going.
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Just play it safe and wrap it up.
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Hey there, Schindler. You're looking
good.
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Wow, nice firm abs, plump supple cheeks,
hot
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meaty throbber.
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Hope you're ready for the weekend.
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I'm finally going to personally give you
your skunk diving badge.
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You smell that?
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Smells like a van full of boys that are
going to start their menstrual cycle
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tonight.
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Oh, shit, Chad, nigga. Like, fuck that,
nigga. Like, damn, nigga, shit.
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We're going to do the damn thing, nigga.
Like this, nigga. Like that, nigga.
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This catfire going to get got, nigga.
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Fuck the fuck off with that black shit,
D .L. Talk to me like a normal goddamn
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person. Shut the fuck up, nigga. I'm
very excited.
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That's gonna be my job, to get you wet.
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With my spit.
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With my hot, juicy, mouth cum.
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The shit that comes out of my mouth,
because I was born with a man pussy.
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What I'm saying is, I'm gonna spit in my
hand, rub it on your dick, and
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back up hungrily.
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Hey, niggas. Y 'all know the history of
this motherfucking campground?
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Nobody gives a fuck, you faggot nigger
cunt.
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Well, I'm gonna tell this shit anyway,
nigga.
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They say some crazy man -boy nigga live
in the woods.
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He ran away from home because his mama
wanted to clean his messy -ass room.
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But he was like, fuck that.
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So now he's wandering the woods, cutting
off niggas' nutsacks and leveling the
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trees. And when I say nigga, I'm talking
about like, nigga, he leveled up the
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difference between a male and a female.
So everybody's fat game, nigga. People
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say the kid got dynamite flowing through
his veins.
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Pretty scary, huh, nigga?
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But there's only one nigga.
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One nigga to rule them all.
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Bro, that ain't scary.
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Also, you is scurry.
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Shut the shit up. Shut the shit up.
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That's one of those DWN production
masks, huh?
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You know, I got a whole collection of
some DWN masks back at the house.
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You know where you get those?
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www .dwnproductions .net You know what?
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Prices ain't half bad either.
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You know, I've been known to peel a
potato with just my lip.
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Safety first.
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And that's how you suck a dick.
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You're supposed to kill him. Fuck!
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How the fuck that nigga die?
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Looks like the van blew a rod.
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Oh, shit, man.
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That is one of my deepest fears. Every
time I drive, I think my van is going to
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blow a rod and go right up my asshole,
and now I find out this shit can
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fucking happen.
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Like, fuck this shit. I mean, I know
Elmo blew a rod, but this is fucking
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ridiculous. I am getting some lead
-plated seat covers when I get home,
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not dead from this fucking trip.
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Hey,
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just calm down, man. At least he's dead.
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Oh shit,
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we're here.
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I'll take care of the body.
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Hey, little guy, everything's gonna be
alright.
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You're gonna have a much better time
than that piece of shit's taken care of.
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Whoa. And hey, you're not even gonna get
tagged in the ass anymore.
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Ugh!
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All right, guys, get things set up
around here. I'll take care of Elmo's
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Hey, DL, can you go get some firewood?
Before you go, can you bring me my
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hatchet and deal with Elmo's body over
here, please?
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Hey, I brought something better.
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Do you think, huh?
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Most pathetic line in movie history.
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All right, nigga. I'm gonna go get that
shit.
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Give me a minute.
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Hey, little guy. Come here.
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What's the name? I didn't catch it.
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D -D -D -D -D -Danny?
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Well, listen up, D -D -D -D -Danny.
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What you heard was correct.
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We all came here to kill our old troop
leader, Elmer.
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What? He did horrible things to our
buttholes.
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Some of us even required the use of anal
corks to keep their pooches from
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running down their legs and making mess
in that bowling alley.
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We were all about your age when it first
happened.
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And there is no doubt in my mind that he
was about to make a woman out of you
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tonight. Oh!
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Roger cares the thing that we were
planning.
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Why he lovelies the satisfaction of
doing it that close, I have no idea.
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Well, at least what's done is done.
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Now, I know you're asking.
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Why are we chopping the pot?
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See, little guy? You gotta make sure
it's delicious.
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Roger will make that lot easier on you.
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Well, mister, why didn't you just call
the cops after he died? You wouldn't
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even had to deal with getting rid of the
body because his death wasn't your
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fault.
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Damn, I didn't even think about that.
That's a much better idea.
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You're a pretty small little guy.
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You probably wouldn't get a cell phone
signal out here anyways.
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Oh, fuck.
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We're gonna call back the taxes and take
us home.
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Oh, well.
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I think we do now.
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Let's make sure there's no evidence left
behind. I hope you're hungry, Danny.
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We're about to eat this just bagging.
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Wait, that came out wrong.
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I mean, we're going to eat our dead
counselor.
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Hey, thanks for getting us that
firewood, Dick.
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I wonder what happened to DL, though.
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You know him. He's probably off in the
woods doing some fucking black shit.
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Yeah? If that butch dumps the barbecue
sauce on Elmo, I'll be here.
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Oh, shit, I love racist humor.
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Hey, I got one for you.
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What's the white guy called the black
guy?
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A nigger. Huh.
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I guess you heard that one already.
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Huh?
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Looks like he's done, guys.
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Let's eat this tux.
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Well, here we go, guys. Let's finish
this one so we can move on with our
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Once he comes out of her ass, it'll be
the last time. We can't do this.
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We have to, Danny.
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We can't leave any evidence behind.
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You don't understand.
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When a human consumes the flesh of a
demon, they become possessed by that
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Damn. I've been tracking this scumbag
for 14 years, ever since he worked at
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Piggy World wiggling his dick in ham
juice.
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Say what?
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Yeah, well, this piece of shit used to
work as a mascot in that theme park, and
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he used to stick his dick in ham juice.
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That way the parents wouldn't believe
the kids after Elmo mouth -fucked him. I
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mean, come on. How many cocks have you
tasted that reminded you of ham?
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Just one. How the fuck do you know all
this?
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You were just a child.
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No, I'm not.
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What the fuck's
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going on here?
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I'm a demon hunter.
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Call me the Lord Palm Slayer.
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Like that fucking movie Frailty?
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No, not like that movie Frailty.
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fuck's going on?
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You want to know what's going on, huh?
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You know that slack -jawed faggot that
shot up the theater?
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Yeah?
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Well, I disguised myself as Rim Tickler,
broke that son of a bitch out of jail,
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and took him back to my secret lair,
filled his mouth full of shotgun shells,
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and gave him one good crack across the
teeth with a baseball bat.
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Holy shit!
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You did that?
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You want to see?
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No, not really.
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Demons need to be purged from the earth.
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And God told me to.
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Nah, fuck that nigga Link.
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He ain't one to free the slaves, no way.
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Shit, black folks thinking he's some
kind of hero and shit, but I know the
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truth, nigga.
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Shit, that nigga the reason my brother
ain't got a job no more.
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Shit, at least when he was in the field,
he was working, nigga.
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Damn. I'll be spanking like booty
chatter.
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Now, that ain't no ordinary nut sack.
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It's a man's nut sack.
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This nigga's trying to play games on me.
This can't scare me.
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I'm a hard nigga.
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Oh shit!
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What the fuck I just did?
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It didn't feel like no white girl.
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That was DL.
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We know.
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We can never forget what DL screens
sound like.
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All right, guys, let's split into two
groups. You got to find DL.
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Me and Danny will go one way. The rest
of y 'all go the other way, except for
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Kurt. You stay here. Just in case DL
shows back up, we're going to need
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here waiting for him. We all come back
here in an hour, all right?
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All right, folks.
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All right.
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Let's go find your black frame.
245
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Hey, bro, I'm going to head out this way
and see if we can come to more ground.
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Are you going to be okay by yourself?
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Don't worry about the butch. I'm tough.
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Well,
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all right.
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Good luck.
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Let's just try to be back here in about
ten minutes or so.
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That scream deal let out, man.
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00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:13,940
There's only one thing that can make you
scream that way.
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00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:20,600
Yeah, the screaming getting fisted by a
grown man with hairy knuckles and long
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fingernails. And tattoos.
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00:26:23,120 --> 00:26:25,980
Damn it, Dick, we know. We all know what
happened. You don't have to say
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anything.
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But, Bush, meet us back here in ten
minutes.
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Will do, champ.
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Good luck.
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00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:37,660
Man, Dick is being such a pussy.
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Maybe if he grew a pair like me, he
would be in a better mood.
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00:26:44,020 --> 00:26:45,200
Man, that shit's terrible.
264
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:48,160
It ain't his fault Elmo sucked the balls
right off him.
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00:26:52,460 --> 00:26:54,720
Do I hear what I think I hear?
266
00:28:43,980 --> 00:28:46,860
And the taste of my cum makes me feel
like I should see a doctor.
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00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:53,440
We didn't have to kill Elmo.
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00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:56,740
It's funny how life works out that way.
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Shit was real funny when he sucked my
nuts in my dick hole.
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And then you guys had to poke it back in
with a stick.
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I'm still pissing tree bark.
272
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:07,620
But we got a badge for that.
273
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:11,380
You son of a bitch. He just used that
shirt to get ripped up while he was
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to tongue fuck Schindler.
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00:29:12,890 --> 00:29:15,250
And then he drew a red cross on it with
Schindler's ass blood.
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Do you even remember what he did to you?
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The fucking fancy dinner, the champagne,
the cheesecake all shoved up your ass?
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00:29:22,470 --> 00:29:24,690
And do I even have to remind you of what
he did to Kurt?
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He pulled down his pants.
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Enough!
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00:29:30,590 --> 00:29:31,590
What's that?
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00:29:35,890 --> 00:29:37,390
Aw, fuck, he's real!
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00:29:38,090 --> 00:29:39,090
Yeah, man, we know.
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00:29:39,150 --> 00:29:41,010
He came and visited us and gave us all
butt plugs.
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00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:45,320
You fucking dimwit, I'm not talking
about Santa Claus. I'm talking about
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Jerklin' Boy.
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00:29:46,380 --> 00:29:49,480
And that was just Elmo at the Christmas
party handing out rim stretchers.
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00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:52,100
Wait, you mean Santa isn't real?
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00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:47,320
Excuse me, sir.
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00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:50,520
Me and my friend here, Danny, was
looking for a friend of ours.
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Have you seen anybody in these woods?
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00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:55,280
No, no, young man, I'm sorry.
293
00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:57,700
I've been studying these flowers all
day.
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00:30:58,220 --> 00:31:04,800
You see, I'm a scientist, and I am
trying to determine whether the bee
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00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:07,780
flower or the flower fucks the bee.
296
00:31:08,340 --> 00:31:14,480
Right now I'm looking for the flower's
ding -a -ling, and I think I found it.
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00:31:37,629 --> 00:31:38,630
That was Schindler.
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00:31:45,550 --> 00:31:46,550
Butch, are you okay?
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00:31:47,910 --> 00:31:48,910
Fuck, no.
300
00:31:49,310 --> 00:31:55,410
There's some two bitches sucking face in
the woods and some big -ass ants came
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00:31:55,410 --> 00:31:56,670
and just ate them.
302
00:31:57,850 --> 00:32:00,110
Fuck some big -ass ants. We can just
step on them.
303
00:32:00,530 --> 00:32:02,590
The else nut sack is hanging over there
on a tree.
304
00:32:03,950 --> 00:32:05,170
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a
minute.
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00:32:05,900 --> 00:32:07,820
You saw some lesbos dykin' out over
there?
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00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:15,500
Like I said, these two bitches was
eatin' box lunches in the woods, and
307
00:32:15,500 --> 00:32:18,380
-ass ants came and ate up those big,
loose, wet pussies.
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00:32:19,380 --> 00:32:22,840
Man, fuck some big -ass ants, man. I'm
allergic to big -ass ants.
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00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:24,760
Come on, guys.
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00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:26,420
Let's go to camp and warn the others.
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00:33:13,100 --> 00:33:16,680
I love all this nature, MJ, but not as
much as I love you, babe.
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00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:22,280
You know, there are certain species of
ants that crawl up your dick hole and
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00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:24,040
your balls from the inside out.
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00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:29,740
That's why I'm glad I'm not a man. That
and I love the taste of cum. Love it. I
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00:33:29,740 --> 00:33:31,040
love the taste of my cum, too.
316
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:42,260
You know you're back there, man, if
you're just gonna watch mellow out.
317
00:33:42,260 --> 00:33:43,260
harshing my buzz.
318
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:49,020
Yeah, man, you're making me limp over
here. I'm trying to stay hard so I can
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00:33:49,020 --> 00:33:50,080
cram my prick in her.
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00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:51,400
Ooh.
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00:34:54,630 --> 00:34:56,830
Those are big -ass ants! Run!
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00:35:00,930 --> 00:35:01,930
Ah!
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00:35:28,170 --> 00:35:29,710
Oh, fuck. Are you okay, baby?
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00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:05,100
And you fucks forgot the way back.
325
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:08,200
Now how do you feel about that shit, you
fucking idiot?
326
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:12,160
Shut up, Dick. Not right now. We need to
find D .L.
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00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:14,480
What if those big -ass ants got him?
328
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:16,240
Fuck yeah, they did.
329
00:37:18,820 --> 00:37:20,900
Damn it, Dick. Just shut the fuck up.
330
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:26,640
Calm down, guys. Let's just think.
331
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:31,180
Which way did we come from?
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00:37:35,810 --> 00:37:40,110
Don't ask me. How the fuck should I
know, you fucking slob? It all looks the
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00:37:40,110 --> 00:37:41,110
goddamn same.
334
00:37:41,250 --> 00:37:43,010
Green with trees. Green with trees.
335
00:37:43,390 --> 00:37:44,390
Green with trees.
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00:37:44,530 --> 00:37:45,810
Green with fucking trees.
337
00:37:46,170 --> 00:37:47,970
Hey, some fucking green with trees.
338
00:37:48,730 --> 00:37:49,730
Some brown.
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00:37:53,690 --> 00:37:54,890
Oh, my God.
340
00:37:55,250 --> 00:37:57,490
Oh, my God.
341
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:24,660
I think I just bit your fucking face.
342
00:38:24,980 --> 00:38:26,020
Did you feel that?
343
00:38:27,220 --> 00:38:30,080
I don't want to fucking die.
344
00:38:33,140 --> 00:38:36,300
I don't want to go see my grandma.
345
00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:43,060
The fucking dog I hit three weeks ago
was driving drunk.
346
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:48,880
No one's going to fucking die here.
347
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:50,260
Except Bush.
348
00:38:50,700 --> 00:38:51,820
Maybe DL.
349
00:38:52,350 --> 00:38:55,650
But that's not our biggest concern. Our
biggest concern is getting the fucking
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00:38:55,650 --> 00:38:57,290
venom out of this big -ass hand bite.
351
00:39:04,710 --> 00:39:05,710
Ah!
352
00:39:10,050 --> 00:39:11,410
Ah! Ah!
353
00:39:25,289 --> 00:39:32,150
What the fuck? Oh, it
354
00:39:32,150 --> 00:39:33,150
burns, man.
355
00:39:33,350 --> 00:39:34,590
Oh, it burns.
356
00:40:26,990 --> 00:40:27,990
Don't you cry, my brother.
357
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:02,780
I can't believe it. Jerklin. It's real.
358
00:41:03,240 --> 00:41:07,980
You mean, that ghost story Neil told us
was real?
359
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:11,420
Yes! Shouldn't you know this Mr.
360
00:41:11,700 --> 00:41:13,180
Big Fat Demon Slayer?
361
00:41:13,420 --> 00:41:16,100
What? I haven't even killed that fucking
guy yet.
362
00:41:16,860 --> 00:41:19,420
You have to know the black paper, aren't
you?
363
00:41:20,180 --> 00:41:22,360
I am a demon hunter. I'll show you.
364
00:41:22,580 --> 00:41:23,800
I'll kill Jerklin, boy.
365
00:41:24,100 --> 00:41:25,540
And those big ass ants.
366
00:41:26,260 --> 00:41:28,300
What about the really big ass ants, too?
367
00:41:28,820 --> 00:41:29,820
Of course.
368
00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:56,500
I told you not to set fires.
369
00:41:56,880 --> 00:42:00,200
Now I'm gonna teach you a lesson with my
dick.
370
00:43:21,420 --> 00:43:22,420
I was scared.
371
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:26,440
Just shut the fuck up and get me home.
372
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:28,040
Not yet.
373
00:43:28,140 --> 00:43:30,320
I got one more stop to make.
374
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:43,840
Good evening, Ronaldo.
375
00:43:44,620 --> 00:43:48,260
As you can see, I'm standing in front of
the home of Toby Kunta.
376
00:43:48,780 --> 00:43:50,340
That's Toby...
377
00:43:50,720 --> 00:43:56,280
Kunta, the man responsible for the
terrors we witnessed oh so many months
378
00:43:58,660 --> 00:44:01,120
Hey, don't you realize...
379
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:05,080
By mentioning this asshole's name or
just showing his picture every chance
380
00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:08,900
get is the reason people keep doing more
fucked up things to one another? You're
381
00:44:08,900 --> 00:44:12,580
producing copycats because you're
glorifying these fucks instead of just
382
00:44:12,580 --> 00:44:15,660
themselves in their basements. You give
them all the attention and recognition
383
00:44:15,660 --> 00:44:19,860
you can because if another fuckhead goes
out and maskers people, you get
384
00:44:19,860 --> 00:44:24,780
ratings. Then more fucks go out killing
others because you cunts will show it on
385
00:44:24,780 --> 00:44:29,240
the 6, 12, 5, 10 o 'clock news, not to
mention the 24 -hour news channels.
386
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:31,560
You fuckers are fucking up.
387
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:33,380
Do you know how fucked up you are?
388
00:44:39,700 --> 00:44:40,140
I'm
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00:44:40,140 --> 00:44:49,660
coming
390
00:44:49,660 --> 00:44:50,660
for you next, Ronaldo.
391
00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:54,720
And then the rest of you media fucks.
I'm gonna make you change your ways.
392
00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:58,020
But first, I'm gonna take care of this
Toby fucker.
393
00:45:07,900 --> 00:45:09,160
Dude's a fucking nut.
394
00:45:10,900 --> 00:45:13,000
Now it's time to pay for your sins.
395
00:45:14,300 --> 00:45:18,280
That guy, he like killed my entire camp
troop.
396
00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:22,680
He even tried to get us to eat our old
scout leader Elmo before he killed us
397
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:23,680
all, killed them all.
398
00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:30,740
And Charlie, he locked that motherfucker
in the van and left him in there when
399
00:45:30,740 --> 00:45:32,740
he set the forest on fire. Bitch blew
up.
400
00:45:40,490 --> 00:45:45,050
because of him too well that's all i got
401
00:45:45,050 --> 00:45:53,990
oh
402
00:45:53,990 --> 00:46:05,010
man
403
00:46:05,010 --> 00:46:10,350
thank god you're alive i saw the news I
was so scared.
404
00:46:10,770 --> 00:46:11,770
Oh, man.
405
00:46:12,250 --> 00:46:13,810
Oh, thank God you're alive.
406
00:46:14,390 --> 00:46:15,910
Oh, I love you so much.
407
00:46:16,510 --> 00:46:18,130
You're my brother and I love you.
408
00:46:19,030 --> 00:46:21,330
Oh, I'm so glad you're safe.
409
00:46:21,890 --> 00:46:24,310
Oh, man. Your breasts feel good.
410
00:46:24,890 --> 00:46:26,250
Press against my chest.
411
00:46:27,410 --> 00:46:28,410
So big.
412
00:46:43,870 --> 00:46:45,350
Holy fuck, what a day.
413
00:46:45,550 --> 00:46:50,050
But if nothing else, at least my fallen
troop was avenged. And it looks like I'm
414
00:46:50,050 --> 00:46:52,090
not going to jail, so that's a win, too.
415
00:46:52,550 --> 00:46:56,290
How great is it that I was able to pin
it all on that fucking whack job?
416
00:46:56,850 --> 00:47:00,370
There's no way anyone would have
believed a story about big -ass ants.
417
00:47:01,030 --> 00:47:04,890
And a guy running around the woods with
jizz bags sewn to his face.
418
00:47:05,110 --> 00:47:06,110
Oh, fuck him.
419
00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:37,380
They're nibbling my dick.
420
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:38,680
No!
421
00:47:39,500 --> 00:47:40,500
Ah!
422
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:45,720
Hey, Schiller, are you... Whoa!
423
00:47:49,460 --> 00:47:50,720
Oh, shit!
424
00:47:51,460 --> 00:47:52,460
Oh, man.
425
00:47:53,060 --> 00:47:54,060
Oh, no.
426
00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:56,000
What the fuck?
427
00:47:57,020 --> 00:47:58,020
Schiller!
428
00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:01,760
You tell him. The Lord Paul Blair is
here.
429
00:48:30,570 --> 00:48:32,030
. .
430
00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:02,200
the fuck am I?
431
00:49:03,180 --> 00:49:05,020
Shit smell like a bingo hall.
432
00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:09,620
I brought you here for a chance to
avenge your brother and his friends.
433
00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:13,040
I need a new herald to work as my hand
here on Earth.
434
00:49:14,420 --> 00:49:20,920
Evil is trying to take over the planet,
and it is my job to hire hitmen to take
435
00:49:20,920 --> 00:49:21,920
them out.
436
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:29,280
Murderers, rapists, Mexicans, all be
yours to vanquish without repercussions.
437
00:49:30,730 --> 00:49:34,850
You'll be given great powers to defeat
these monsters.
438
00:49:36,370 --> 00:49:41,890
But let me warn you, with these powers,
it'll become easier to become corrupted
439
00:49:41,890 --> 00:49:43,750
as each day passes by.
440
00:49:44,470 --> 00:49:50,970
And if you stray, we will put an end to
you, just like we did Danny when he took
441
00:49:50,970 --> 00:49:52,670
the life of your brother.
442
00:49:53,050 --> 00:49:57,630
You expect me to believe a guy who hires
Hitman for Heaven does his recruiting
443
00:49:57,630 --> 00:49:59,290
out of a shithole motel room?
444
00:50:00,020 --> 00:50:01,040
Radio edit, please.
445
00:50:01,720 --> 00:50:05,620
You're probably going to try to get me
to let me let you suck me or something.
446
00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:07,840
Shh.
447
00:50:08,460 --> 00:50:09,460
Quiet, you.
448
00:50:10,740 --> 00:50:12,420
Do you want the job or not?
449
00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:16,100
No, I'm not going to let you suck my
pinos.
450
00:50:28,940 --> 00:50:29,940
will ask you again.
451
00:50:30,340 --> 00:50:32,380
Do you want the job or not?
452
00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:54,720
What does it pay?
453
00:50:55,300 --> 00:50:57,500
A smile on a child's face.
454
00:50:58,160 --> 00:50:59,480
The smile of a puppy.
455
00:50:59,740 --> 00:51:02,740
The smile of a guy getting blown by
three whores.
456
00:51:03,060 --> 00:51:04,420
That will be your reward.
457
00:51:05,340 --> 00:51:07,620
Knowing that you're making the world a
better place.
458
00:51:12,220 --> 00:51:14,260
Twenty bucks.
459
00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:16,820
How are you going to pay me?
460
00:51:18,740 --> 00:51:20,220
Two fives and a ten.
461
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:22,060
And some weed.
462
00:51:22,500 --> 00:51:23,560
And some beer.
463
00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:25,980
And those three whores to blow me.
464
00:51:26,420 --> 00:51:27,740
And lick my butt a little.
465
00:51:29,279 --> 00:51:31,500
I love getting blown by three broads.
466
00:51:33,620 --> 00:51:34,920
So, we got a deal.
467
00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:36,760
Done.
468
00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:44,580
I give him a month.
469
00:51:48,740 --> 00:51:50,560
All right, world. Watch out.
470
00:51:51,240 --> 00:51:53,040
Steve is here to clean up the earth.
471
00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:55,720
First, I bring my brother back from the
dead.
472
00:51:56,260 --> 00:51:57,300
But even more.
473
00:51:57,770 --> 00:52:01,010
First, I'm going to crack a beer. Hey,
where the fuck is those bitches?
474
00:52:07,230 --> 00:52:10,090
I'm not Jewish, so let's hope this
works.
475
00:52:49,779 --> 00:52:53,320
I did it, Schindler! You're alive!
476
00:52:58,630 --> 00:53:05,590
Because you're my brother, and I
477
00:53:05,590 --> 00:53:09,350
love you, with all my heart, no matter
how much I tease you.
478
00:53:18,710 --> 00:53:20,890
Ah, shit, thanks.
479
00:53:22,390 --> 00:53:23,810
Fuck, sorry, man.
480
00:53:24,410 --> 00:53:28,790
I did not really prepare for this shit,
and they never show zombies hurting when
481
00:53:28,790 --> 00:53:29,790
the dead come back.
482
00:53:59,560 --> 00:54:00,820
I got it.
483
00:54:01,260 --> 00:54:05,200
Remember your last year's trip with Omo
and how he ripped you open like a bag of
484
00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:09,220
chips? Well, you still got those
painkillers left. I'll be right back.
485
00:54:52,230 --> 00:54:55,050
Oh my fuck, this is the greatest feeling
ever.
486
00:54:55,350 --> 00:54:58,450
I can totally see why people become
homeless over this shit.
487
00:54:59,250 --> 00:55:01,330
Oh, oh, oh yeah, yeah, that's right.
488
00:55:22,930 --> 00:55:27,970
Rest up, my brother, for we avenge those
atrocities in the woods that befell
489
00:55:27,970 --> 00:55:29,490
upon you and your friends.
490
00:55:37,050 --> 00:55:41,510
All right, Schindler. No need to worry
about those big -ass ants. If that's the
491
00:55:41,510 --> 00:55:44,210
last player knew one thing it is, well,
you all do.
492
00:55:44,810 --> 00:55:48,830
If you pour gasoline on an ant hill and
light it on fire, the ants are dead.
493
00:55:56,510 --> 00:56:01,690
I assure you, the flame will fill the
thick crystal chuck with the force of
494
00:56:01,690 --> 00:56:03,230
penis in you unwillingly.
495
00:56:03,570 --> 00:56:07,470
Man rape is nothing to laugh at. Man
rape is nothing to laugh at.
496
00:56:33,740 --> 00:56:36,060
Are you sure you still need them?
497
00:56:39,780 --> 00:56:46,700
I know, I know. But I just think you're
developing a
498
00:56:46,700 --> 00:56:47,700
problem.
499
00:56:55,890 --> 00:56:57,350
You're right, you're right.
500
00:56:57,670 --> 00:56:58,670
I'm sorry.
501
00:57:02,350 --> 00:57:03,350
I promise, after our task is done...
502
00:57:15,900 --> 00:57:19,860
I will change your water, get your
pills, and find a way for you to live a
503
00:57:19,860 --> 00:57:20,658
normal life.
504
00:57:20,660 --> 00:57:21,680
I promise you.
505
00:58:01,610 --> 00:58:04,390
Sounds like it's coming from this way
come on follow me
506
00:58:04,390 --> 00:58:08,730
Hey
507
00:58:08,730 --> 00:58:15,710
gay boy prepare to be
508
00:58:15,710 --> 00:58:16,970
sent straight to hell
509
00:58:33,960 --> 00:58:38,180
I just talked to Paul with the doctor
and he told me.
510
00:58:41,480 --> 00:58:42,480
Don't worry, man.
511
00:58:42,900 --> 00:58:44,000
You'll get through this.
512
00:58:44,360 --> 00:58:45,360
It'll work out.
513
00:58:45,620 --> 00:58:47,760
It's the hard times that makes us
stronger.
514
00:58:59,740 --> 00:59:00,740
Schiller.
515
00:59:01,100 --> 00:59:02,440
Did I make you happy?
516
00:59:02,800 --> 00:59:05,900
I just wanted to teach you a lesson.
517
00:59:06,460 --> 00:59:08,380
I never wanted to hurt you.
518
00:59:09,480 --> 00:59:11,520
I never wanted to make you cry.
519
00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:16,260
Yeah, that's right.
520
00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:18,700
You fucked my brother and gave him AIDS.
521
00:59:29,680 --> 00:59:31,960
My brother, you are avenged.
522
00:59:38,120 --> 00:59:41,240
Not yet.
523
00:59:41,540 --> 00:59:44,060
We first have to find Jerklin, boy.
524
01:00:49,900 --> 01:00:51,940
It is now time to pay for your sins.
525
01:00:52,380 --> 01:00:53,440
What the fuck?
526
01:00:55,220 --> 01:00:58,960
What the fuck is wrong with you?
527
01:00:59,560 --> 01:01:03,040
How the hell did Schiller's friends die
from getting bit by the ants?
528
01:01:03,320 --> 01:01:06,680
You turned into some kind of hybrid ant
thing.
529
01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:08,400
Oh, fuck.
530
01:01:20,170 --> 01:01:24,150
... ... ...
531
01:02:50,470 --> 01:02:52,290
You got it, little boy, Dob.
532
01:03:10,190 --> 01:03:11,190
Listen.
533
01:03:11,680 --> 01:03:13,060
There's a new demon. I'm here, boss.
534
01:03:13,800 --> 01:03:14,800
Good, listen up.
535
01:03:15,180 --> 01:03:16,180
There's a new demon.
536
01:03:16,360 --> 01:03:17,360
It's not a shooter.
537
01:03:17,680 --> 01:03:18,680
It's a flamer.
538
01:03:19,060 --> 01:03:21,040
No, he's taken care of.
539
01:03:21,640 --> 01:03:26,640
Jerklin, boy. Now give me my shit.
Listen, there's another 20 in it for
540
01:03:27,520 --> 01:03:29,280
A man just set fire to a theater.
541
01:03:29,980 --> 01:03:32,220
He ran into the main entrance and
torched the place.
542
01:03:32,960 --> 01:03:34,440
I need you to get on this now.
543
01:03:35,360 --> 01:03:39,660
And when the mission is complete, I'll
have your money and those three girls
544
01:03:39,660 --> 01:03:40,660
waiting for you at the house.
545
01:03:41,580 --> 01:03:42,620
You got it, boss.
546
01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:43,940
I'm the man for the shit of the world.
547
01:05:46,240 --> 01:05:50,600
Zalo's menstruating flow will be over
until we use Pentecost discharge.
548
01:05:52,620 --> 01:05:56,160
The producers of this movie wouldn't
make me do this shit.
549
01:06:01,580 --> 01:06:02,580
No!
550
01:06:05,580 --> 01:06:08,240
I told you this movie was fucked up.
551
01:06:08,540 --> 01:06:10,240
Now you're gonna believe me.
552
01:06:10,730 --> 01:06:15,250
This is a weird world full of weird
people.
553
01:06:15,830 --> 01:06:18,410
Everything is strange and weird.
554
01:06:18,770 --> 01:06:21,190
Yeah. Ain't nobody got time for that.
555
01:06:21,670 --> 01:06:23,610
Ain't nobody got time for that.
556
01:06:24,170 --> 01:06:28,530
Ain't nobody got time. Ain't nobody got
time. Ain't nobody got time for that.
557
01:06:29,130 --> 01:06:31,050
Ain't nobody got time for that.
558
01:06:31,670 --> 01:06:33,690
Ain't nobody got time for that.
559
01:06:34,170 --> 01:06:38,590
Ain't nobody got time. Ain't nobody got
time. Ain't nobody got time for that.
560
01:06:40,490 --> 01:06:42,730
I woke up to get me a cold pop.
561
01:06:43,010 --> 01:06:44,950
Then I thought somebody was barbecuing.
562
01:06:45,350 --> 01:06:48,010
And then I said, oh Lord Jesus, is this
a fire?
563
01:06:50,470 --> 01:06:52,950
I didn't grab no shoes or nothing,
Jesus.
564
01:06:53,210 --> 01:06:56,430
Then I ran for my life. And then the
smoke got to me.
565
01:06:56,710 --> 01:06:58,290
Then I got bronchitis.
566
01:06:59,350 --> 01:07:01,230
Ain't nobody got time for that.
567
01:07:01,930 --> 01:07:03,790
Ain't nobody got time for that.
568
01:07:04,430 --> 01:07:07,050
Ain't nobody got time. Ain't nobody got
time.
569
01:07:09,870 --> 01:07:15,350
Ain't nobody got time for that Ain't
nobody got time for that Ain't nobody
570
01:07:15,350 --> 01:07:20,170
time Ain't nobody got time Ain't nobody
got time for that Okay, let's go
571
01:07:48,080 --> 01:07:54,400
You can't know me, but I died the day we
fisted.
572
01:07:54,420 --> 01:08:01,380
No one can show me like you. I slit my
wrist
573
01:08:01,380 --> 01:08:03,580
the day we fisted.
574
01:08:04,960 --> 01:08:11,440
Your knuckles are so wondrous, shot
through my ass like a
575
01:08:11,440 --> 01:08:12,660
blunderbuss.
576
01:08:14,570 --> 01:08:19,410
The kind the pilgrims used to kill the
Indians.
577
01:08:20,370 --> 01:08:26,890
I never knew such bliss until I sat upon
your
578
01:08:26,890 --> 01:08:33,270
fist. I'm forever fisted.
579
01:08:34,859 --> 01:08:37,399
I never knew this pain existed.
580
01:08:37,899 --> 01:08:43,279
And my ass is forever twisted. I was
fisted.
581
01:08:45,720 --> 01:08:49,800
My end is near.
582
01:09:05,580 --> 01:09:08,100
You don't know blow flies ABCs.
583
01:09:08,800 --> 01:09:12,180
When I give you the count off, y 'all
say A and I'm going to tell you what it
584
01:09:12,180 --> 01:09:15,080
means. One, two, three, four.
585
01:09:15,340 --> 01:09:17,380
A, animal pussy.
586
01:09:17,640 --> 01:09:19,620
B, Brenda Spears pussy.
587
01:09:19,939 --> 01:09:24,140
C, Condoleezza Rice pussy. D, Desi
Deshawn pussy.
588
01:09:24,439 --> 01:09:26,340
E, Manuel's pussy.
589
01:09:26,800 --> 01:09:28,160
F, funky pussy.
590
01:09:28,680 --> 01:09:30,660
G, Gloria Espan pussy.
591
01:09:31,220 --> 01:09:32,939
H, Halle Berry's pussy.
592
01:09:52,030 --> 01:09:55,090
I hate that.
593
01:10:04,890 --> 01:10:06,110
Venus, we your pussy.
594
01:10:06,710 --> 01:10:08,750
Danya, Whoopi Goldberg's pussy.
595
01:10:09,070 --> 01:10:11,270
X, X Javier's pussy.
596
01:10:11,550 --> 01:10:13,930
Y, Yolanda Evans' pussy.
597
01:10:14,210 --> 01:10:20,930
Z, and Z is the only pussy you guys out
there, and you women who are gay, don't
598
01:10:20,930 --> 01:10:22,630
stick your tongue, dick, or fingers in.
599
01:10:23,330 --> 01:10:28,270
If you stick your tongue, dick, or
fingers in Z, when you put it out,
600
01:10:28,270 --> 01:10:30,790
maggots, screwworms, pussies.
601
01:10:31,130 --> 01:10:32,330
That is...
602
01:10:32,620 --> 01:10:33,760
Zap me, pussy!
603
01:10:39,940 --> 01:10:43,840
DWN Productions, taking you to the
extreme.
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