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Oh, my God.

This looks amazing.

Do you love it? Yeah.

Doesn't it look so good? This looks fantastic.

We've got some balloons.

I know.

We've got some grass.

We've spelled it out one by one, letter by letter. Wow.

Is it enough balloons, do you think?

Look at this whole thing. I think we need a couple more balloons. Do you

What time do people get in here?

What do we say?

I think in like 30 minutes.

Three minutes, yeah.

That sounds about right.

They're a little hard to blow up. They're a little struggle bus.

Struggle bus?

But they're fun in there, too.

They're so fun.

No, I thought...

Ooh, both of them.

We saw exactly the same.

That's awesome.

What do you have over here? That is amazing. I can't get it.

My nails are not allowed.

You guys know what's next up?

We did. She came over early, helped me.

It's been perfect help.

This is so fun.

Best landlord ever, huh?

That's awesome.

I'm glad we became so close.

Oh, my God. He's right by the back.

Oh.

That's tricky.

Is that the balloon?

Yeah. Yeah, they're a pain in the butt.

Are we getting food?

Catering, right?

Yeah, we're getting some sushi coming.

Ooh. All right, all right. Yeah, that's going to be exciting.

Yummy.

Yeah.

We've got a full bar service, too.

Yep.

Hold on.

You have it on the wrong finger. What are you doing? Oh, my goodness.

I must have been just so excited. I put it on the wrong finger.

That's better.

I'm trying so hard to tie these damn fucking leggings.

I can't get them.

Tricky.

Are you guys excited for the big day?

Yeah, we haven't really set a date yet, but I'm thinking like, what, like five

months?

That's a great time. Thank you.

Thank you for helping me.

Oh, no.

No, it's stuck on my finger. Oh, wait, wait. There we go. Oh, no.

No, I was like, oh, my gosh, I'm going to rip her nail off.

Oh, no, we're good. Rip the nail off before the party? Oh, my God.

That would have been a crisis.

Oh, my gosh.

Thankfully, everything's A -OK.

Do you like the colors? Yellow? Did we like that for congrats, right?

Yeah. I really like this ring balloon.

Favorite part.

My favorite part. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your party, baby. I mean, I'm just here. You

know what I mean?

It's going to be so fun.

Oh, my gosh.

I'm going to need to blow up a couple more.

What time?

You said 30 minutes? Yeah. Yeah, probably about 30 minutes.

Okay. I'm just arriving.

Mm -hmm. Are you planning before these guys get here?

Excited to see all of our friends.

Are they going to be excited?

How many people did you invite?

It's about like 30 people.

Oh, wow. Okay.

30 people?

Yeah. That'll be good. I hope we don't trash your house too much.

I hope not.

I'm sure she'll keep them intact.

Oh, yeah.

Don't go too crazy, guys. Landlord is here.

Mm -hmm.

I think they're gonna bring I think some people are gonna

bring some stuff I think they're gonna like the decorations though

I think chips and salsa.

Chips and salsa and sushi?

There's a little bit for everybody.

Sure.

Sure, sure, sure.

You know what would be awesome, too, if we went in a taco truck?

But a wedding will do that.

That's a good plan.

That'll be fun.

You excited for this thing too, Jasmine?

Oh, yeah. I can't wait.

Oh, you're the first one here. Helping with decorating and everything.

Yeah, you guys are my best friends.

Yeah?

Same, same, same, same.

Maybe we'll find a guy for you here, huh?

Maybe. I still have to ask my friend.

About that free use with them.

Ooh, that'll be fun.

Yeah, that goes.

Uh -huh.

Did you talk to your friend the other night about it?

No, I still have to.

Okay. But I feel like she's going to say yes.

Are you excited about that?

Oh, yeah.

You guys are super close.

Mm -hmm.

We talk, like, all the time.

How about this stuff?

Not yet, not yet, not yet. No, just about, you know, things going on. Okay.

But they're excited.

Mm -hmm. I hope they're excited.

Fingers crossed that they're excited.

Mm -hmm.

But then I just hope you don't leave us.

Oh, never.

Create a rotation.

Yeah. A rotation of three friends.

Fucking great.

Mm -hmm.

What time does the food get here?

Before the guests arrive?

It might get here a little bit after the guests arrive.

Yeah, they're going to have drinks first.

Got to do that.

Do you have to do a toast here?

Oh my gosh, yeah. You guys should definitely do a toast.

I have to do a toast?

Yeah, you should prepare something.

Think about it now.

Start thinking now, yeah.

Well, we met three years ago, and we just started living together, and, oh,

God, everything's been perfect.

Do I mention this to everyone?

I feel like we have a half -and -half situation on people who know, so.

Well,

I mean, we're still going to continue like what we do while we're here, right?

Yeah. Like, then you have to deal with it.

Absolutely. This is our lifestyle and our party, so.

Then, mm -hmm.

Have a whole party joining in.

Hold on.

Rule number one.

Uh -oh.

Don't separate it. You don't want to break the rules.

What do you guys want to listen to?

I think

I heard one of

our DJ friends to come.

We'll see if they show up.

Oh, really? Okay.

They're bringing their stuff.

Oh, that's cool. If they show up. But if not, then we'll use a house speaker.

Plan B.

I hope that I'm just here for the party. I'm here for sushi and crawlers and

cocktails. I'm making toast.

Oh, my God.

That's going to be a good party.

Come here, put your head right here.

A couple more?

Oh, you're welcome.

Yeah, that's a good sign.

Did you ever find that dog that was missing?

I have no idea. I keep peeing the flyers up.

I don't know.

I hope he's around by now.

Any guests

that are coming that we should be aware about?

Oh, that crazy, one of those crazy neighbors that we met recently.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

But...

Like you think they'll be just like not good?

She said she was gonna stop by for a couple seconds or something, you know.

Okay.

Probably just to get some food.

Probably. We've never really met in the neighborhood.

We're all gonna be like, who the hell are these people? And you're engaged.

Congratulations, right?

Anyone you're excited to meet?

Jasmine? No, I don't.

I have some friends coming, and I'm excited to see them.

Okay.

I haven't seen them in a little while, so I'm glad they're coming over.

That's always fun. And we can meet you guys.

Yeah, of course. Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Oh my god, I can't. They're gonna love you.

Look at you guys. Look how much you guys get along.

That's so good.

I can't wait for that food to get here.

I am getting hungry.

Working up an appetite.

100%. Oh,

so fucking good.

Oh,

so fucking good.

What are you guys going to drink? Do you have wine?

I'm having cocktails.

Cocktails. Yeah, very good.

After this workout, I'm going to need some food and a margarita, and I'll be

perfect. I'm craving, like, a whiskey ginger.

Wow. I thought she was going to go home tonight.

Watch out for Jasmine tonight.

She's going to be the crazy one at the point.

All because of you, for sure.

Oh, I can't take all the credit. You guys have been together for three years.

Yeah, but you, like, you lit the spark for it. All right, I'll take that. In

more ways than one. You gave us this place, a great ride, you came into our

lives, and, you know, it's been a bliss ever since. Oh, you guys are too sweet.

Can you help with those shoes, babe?

Sure.

It's such a cute dress you've got on, too, Katie.

Thank you.

Yeah, we went shopping all day for that thing.

What's going on?

Confetti? Yeah.

It's going to be a great party.

I can't wait.

Do you have to give a toast to her?

Maybe. Let's see how big yours is.

I'm going to let you go first. How about that?

She doesn't need one. She doesn't want to.

It's all about me, right?

Yeah.

Fuck what I want. This wedding is horseshit.

What's the table for right here?

Oh, that's for the sushi so they can lay it out.

Oh. The sushi's not here yet.

Well. Well, you can cook it out.

Yeah, exactly.

You look good on it, too.

Yeah. We'll just serve it like this and let everybody come in and enjoy.

That's what we have set up for you.

It's a great introduction to having a big short board.

The best appetizer out there, huh?

I mean, they'll probably stay for like a couple hours.

Hopefully not too long. Yeah, not too long.

We've got things to do.

The jacuzzi party is starting. You guys got to go.

I didn't tell anybody to bring a bathing suit, so.

I mean, we never wear one, so.

See if any of your partner want to join, too.

Oh, yeah.

They're the only people who can stay long.

Exactly.

You got to join the club.

I mean, that's what we'll do. I'll just walk up and grab their tits and see if

they flinch.

I hope you guys... I think I got all your favorite sushis.

What'd you get? I got a couple of different rolls.

I think you'll like them.

I'm sure we will.

It's not to like, huh?

I'm happy with that wasabi.

That fresh wasabi? I love that spice.

It's so fucking good.

I like when you do that thing.

Boking us on the tip. That's fucking great.

Oh, look, baby. She likes to bit on it a little bit, huh?

Susie should be here any minute now.

Tell him to give us ten minutes.

I can't wait.

She's leaving a knock on the door.

I don't think we can wait enough.

You do live here. This is your house.

You want me to do that?

I'm glad we could use this table for something else.

How many uses?

Cam and Andy, you have great furniture.

Leave it down there for ya.

You should definitely get in the pool later.

I'm doing well.

You're a great night cat.

Oh, my gosh. What a great party trick.

Do that, man. Pop the champagne at the same time.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh,

my gosh.

Bye. Bye.

Bye.

Oh, that was the best party trick ever.

Maybe I'll show it to anybody.

Oh,

uh...

We've got a lot of guests that came, so.

You've got to come up with a speech and you've got to come up with a party

trick. I can do a split.

There you go. There you go.

That'll be my party trick.

Everybody watch this.

Oh, that ring looks so fucking good on you too.

I love it so much.

Thank you

Tight. Yeah.

Tight on my titties.

Everything loves your titties.

Keep

those

feet pulled a little bit more.

Get more leverage here.

Lean it back a little bit more.

There you go

That's good.

I'm staring at our wonderful decoration.

Love those fucking balloons.

You're comfortable.

This is your house.

I love the furniture.

I love you.

I think we love that.

Party trick. You ready for the next party trick?

Yeah.

Oh my

gosh.

Oh my

gosh.

What a party trip.

There's your party trip.

We figured it all out. That's part of the party.

Should we open it up and give it a little bit here?

I guess so.

You guys decorated it. We might as well have a party.

Yeah, I agree.

Now let's throw it away.