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This is a very unorthodox way for us to start a Couple to Do's Teen episode.

But, you know, the legal department's kind of been riding my ass a little bit.

And we're having to blur a lot of stuff out. We can't do outdoor pickups.

Well, because... Yeah, of course.

And, you know, somebody might drive by in a car with music playing.

And you get copyrighted. So I have to... Yeah, I can't use any of that audio.

Wow.

Action.

Hi,

I'm Devin. This is Marcus. We're here to produce you.

I'm going to check the mattress.

Okay. Okay, we need to do this a little bit better. Hold on. We heard there was

a complaint of my clothes to the mattress.

There's a mattress check. What the fuck? I don't know. All right, let's drive.

Your mother said we should come over and, you know, keep an eye on you.

Especially because she's out of town.

Cut!

SEDUCE!

Hey.

You awake?

She can't be sleeping, guys.

I'm not sleeping!

Cut!

SEDUCE!

She's laughing at you.

You look great stretching in that teen t -shirt.

Thanks.

Oh, she likes your booty. Good.

Do you like my t -shirt?

Really? Yeah.

Well, I'll tell you what, we're playing a game.

You can touch hers, but I can touch yours.

No. Okay, what do you want? Your turn.

Um, gosh.

Cut. This is a very nice picture, girl.

Thanks. Did you just sleep in it? Nothing else?

Because there's other things you could do.

Like what?

I don't know. I'm just thinking.

Hey, what are you doing?

Hey, that's my job.

You can't be doing that.

It's couple seduce teen, not teen seduce couple.

Hey, everybody.

Well, you know what? First off,

introduce yourself.

I'm Jessie Andrews.

And?

Delete.

And Marcus London, otherwise known as the bitch.

Mr. Bitch.

Mr. Bitch.

Marcus Lee.

Marcus Lee.

Marcus Lee London, the bitch.

He took the last name.

So even though your names are different, you guys are actually married in real

life. Yeah. I hope she does have my name.

Okay.

And Jessie, you're a teen in real life. I'm 18.

Okay. 92, baby.

So we have here, like, this is, you know, a lot of, a lot of porn companies,

they put out and they say, okay, we're going to throw this at that.

No, this is the real, this is the real deal.

So you want a boyfriend yet?

No. Really?

I mean, come on, you're 18. Why do you want a boyfriend?

I don't know. I don't want one. You don't want one? What, you don't want a

boyfriend? I like, I mean, I love, but I don't know what to say. You want to go

on board?

Really? I don't know what I like yet. You know what I mean?

That's good.

Did you... Well, I... What?

I'm just... No, I'm not... Did you experiment?

No!

No, no, no.

Did you?

I'm still experimenting.

Are you? She's still learning.

I mean, you always learn, right?

So what have you been doing there with your experimentation?

Um, nothing.

Yeah. Well, good time to start.

What do you mean?

Experiment. Try different things. See what you like.

And what's the worst that can happen, other than you liking it?

I think it'd be a good thing. Okay, okay.

Mom! Mom!

Oh shit. Oh shit.

Suffer the pity.

or are they going to have to blur this out?

It's branded Mark of London.

Trademarks these days.

It's terrible.

You just can't come anywhere anymore.