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This is a very unorthodox way for us to
start a Couple to Do's Teen episode.
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But, you know, the legal department's
kind of been riding my ass a little bit.
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And we're having to blur a lot of stuff
out. We can't do outdoor pickups.
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Well, because... Yeah, of course.
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And, you know, somebody might drive by
in a car with music playing.
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And you get copyrighted. So I have to...
Yeah, I can't use any of that audio.
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Wow.
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Action.
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Hi,
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I'm Devin. This is Marcus. We're here to
produce you.
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I'm going to check the mattress.
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Okay. Okay, we need to do this a little
bit better. Hold on. We heard there was
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a complaint of my clothes to the
mattress.
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There's a mattress check. What the fuck?
I don't know. All right, let's drive.
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Your mother said we should come over
and, you know, keep an eye on you.
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Especially because she's out of town.
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Cut!
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SEDUCE!
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Hey.
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You awake?
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She can't be sleeping, guys.
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I'm not sleeping!
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Cut!
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SEDUCE!
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She's laughing at you.
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You look great stretching in that teen t
-shirt.
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Thanks.
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Oh, she likes your booty. Good.
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Do you like my t -shirt?
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Really? Yeah.
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Well, I'll tell you what, we're playing
a game.
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You can touch hers, but I can touch
yours.
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No. Okay, what do you want? Your turn.
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Um, gosh.
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Cut. This is a very nice picture, girl.
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Thanks. Did you just sleep in it?
Nothing else?
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Because there's other things you could
do.
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Like what?
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I don't know. I'm just thinking.
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Hey, what are you doing?
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Hey, that's my job.
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You can't be doing that.
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It's couple seduce teen, not teen seduce
couple.
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Hey, everybody.
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Well, you know what? First off,
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introduce yourself.
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I'm Jessie Andrews.
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And?
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Delete.
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And Marcus London, otherwise known as
the bitch.
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Mr. Bitch.
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Mr. Bitch.
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Marcus Lee.
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Marcus Lee.
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Marcus Lee London, the bitch.
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He took the last name.
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So even though your names are different,
you guys are actually married in real
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life. Yeah. I hope she does have my
name.
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Okay.
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And Jessie, you're a teen in real life.
I'm 18.
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Okay. 92, baby.
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So we have here, like, this is, you
know, a lot of, a lot of porn companies,
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they put out and they say, okay, we're
going to throw this at that.
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No, this is the real, this is the real
deal.
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So you want a boyfriend yet?
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No. Really?
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I mean, come on, you're 18. Why do you
want a boyfriend?
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I don't know. I don't want one. You
don't want one? What, you don't want a
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boyfriend? I like, I mean, I love, but I
don't know what to say. You want to go
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on board?
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Really? I don't know what I like yet.
You know what I mean?
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That's good.
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Did you... Well, I... What?
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I'm just... No, I'm not... Did you
experiment?
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No!
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No, no, no.
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Did you?
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I'm still experimenting.
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Are you? She's still learning.
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I mean, you always learn, right?
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So what have you been doing there with
your experimentation?
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Um, nothing.
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Yeah. Well, good time to start.
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What do you mean?
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Experiment. Try different things. See
what you like.
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And what's the worst that can happen,
other than you liking it?
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I think it'd be a good thing. Okay,
okay.
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Mom! Mom!
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Oh shit. Oh shit.
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Suffer the pity.
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or are they going to have to blur this
out?
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It's branded Mark of London.
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Trademarks these days.
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It's terrible.
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You just can't come anywhere anymore.
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