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What is the most resilient parasite?

A virus?

Bacteria?

No.

An idea.

Resilient. Highly contagious.

Once an idea has taken hold of the brain, it's almost impossible to

An idea that is fully formed, fully understood, that sticks right in there

somewhere.

Dad? My dad was always a cryptic man.

Strange. A loner.

Someone called him a mad scientist.

So when he suddenly disappeared, no one was surprised.

I always admired his work. His inventions that no one seemed to guess.

At least I tried to understand.

Now I can't stop dreaming about him.

Or maybe.

He's got one last surprise for me.

Dude,

you gotta come over right now.

You gotta see what I found in my dad's closet.

It's gotta be it.

This is huge, bro.

This is probably what my dad has been talking about his whole life.

Fuck it, dude. Come on.

You're right. Fuck it.

There's no... To whoever finds this machine, I'm sorry.

Wait, there's another thing.

Make sure to bring any object that only you know, like the back of your hand.

Great. Where the fuck are we going to find that?

I have this.

What even is that?

I don't know.

It's something my dad gave me before he disappeared. What you got?

It's my lucky die.

Are you ready? I suppose.

Whoa.

Dude, what the hell are we wearing? I have no clue.

Where are we?

How did we get here?

What the hell? I'm glad you made it.

Dad!

It's been forever!

Oh my god!

did you find it?

Where are you? Or where are we?

There's so much I need to explain to you, okay?

You see, the military hired me to make a machine.

Why do you need us?

I need you to continue my legacy, son. I need you to help as many people out

there as you can.

I need to know that this wasn't all for nothing. These guys are your totems,

okay?

You just have to remember that this is just all a dream, okay? Now, as long as

you have these, you can control anything.

Wait, these are her steps, isn't it?

Why are her steps, isn't it?

Don't ask me.

You two, I have a lot to answer for.

Can you hit that bar?

Don't be afraid to interact with your surroundings, guys. This is what the

secretly wants.

What the fuck?

But that's your stepdaughter, Dad.

Oh my God, you're right.

Taking control of your dreams, okay?

You know, take control of it. It's okay.

Did he say we have repressed feelings to fuck our stepsisters?

This is what it's all about.

You know, being relaxed and taking control of the dreams.

Oh, you're such a good girl.

Yes.

Oh, yes. Here you go, baby.

Let's get a little bit more comfortable.

Yes. I

love

it. I love it.

Right, girls.

Which one of you is going to be... Oh, actually, I think it should be you,

sweetheart. Do you want to call my daddy's cook?

Yes, please.

This way?

Yeah.

Was that real?

I guess so.

Did we just watch your dad fuck our sisters? Because, yeah, I think so.

Maybe we could see if they need help with anything.

Yeah, I mean, if they wake up with a natural urge to have sex with us, I

that's just part of the business.

Exactly.

So is that the plan?

Where do we start?

You guys look really cute.

Very blue. So cute.

So chic.

I really hope I see Bobby tonight.

I've been partying with him forever.

I mean, with that outfit.

I hope tonight's the night.

Oh, my God.

What? They're not partying without us.

Oh, my God. And they're dancing with those girls?

Yeah. How beautiful.

They're not even taking a searing look like they definitely would.

What the hell?

We just got stood up.

Oh, okay. Well, why don't you and I just have a sleepover?

We have a night in.

We watch movies. We can order takeout.

That sounds amazing.

Do you want to order time?

That table totally stood them up.

They canceled?

Yeah. Oh, they're staying here.

That's right.

Come in!

Hey sis!

Hey, Ansel.

I mean, bro.

Evie's here. Should I let her in?

Of course, silly.

I'm silly.

Okay.

Yeah, so if you need anything at all, just let me know. I'll be downstairs.

Hey, Bessie. Hey.

I wanted to talk to you about something, and I'm pretty embarrassed,

but we promised no secrets, so I just... You want to get it out there.

So just hear me out, okay? Okay.

I have feelings for my brother, and it's kind of sexual, and I just

can't seem to control myself when he's around me.

I also kind of want to fuck my brother.

Oh, you're messing with me.

No. I think he's really hot, and, like, I can't stop thinking about him either.

Well, I guess it's a plan, then.

Should we go?

Yeah, let's go.

So, you know how you asked if we needed anything?

I have a favor I need done.

Sure.

Well, we want to make these boys be, like, jealous and make them think that

we're already dating other guys.

So I was wondering if we could take some pictures with you guys to post and see

where that goes.

Come on, give it more passion. Really get in there.

Give him some tongue, bite his lip.

Are you even taking pictures of the water? Yeah, sorry. I just wanted to

sure.

Maybe I'll shove your face in my tit. Yeah.

Just like suffocate him.

Yeah. Maybe you should too.

You think?

Mm -hmm.

Don't worry.

Just going to take a couple pictures.

Don't forget to crop our paces.

Your brother's cock tastes good.

Your brother's cock tastes good.

I bet it does.

Is my sister doing a good job?

Oh, yeah, dude.

Good.

I'm going to make your brother eat my pussy.

Yeah? Yeah. Why don't you lay down?

Fuck out of her pussy. Make her cum again.

Make her cum again.

Oh, eat my fucking pussy. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. You should put her finger in.

Oh, you're so fucking tight. Yeah.

I'm so stretched out.

Oh, I can feel it stretching with every fucking stroke.

Oh, my God.

Kiss my fucking sister.

Kiss my fucking sister while I fuck your pussy.

Um,

sis, what are you doing?

Just put it back in. Yeah, okay.

That did feel really good, sis. Good job.

Yeah. Yeah.

You honestly did so amazing.

Yeah. I'm so proud of the way you can still cut.

Yeah, you're such a good sister.

I want to know how your fucking pussy feels.

Yeah.

Wow.

Do you think we should do the same?

I think so.

Kiss your brother on the fucking mouth.

Awesome. The sky is the limit with this thing. We could actually help people

with this. We could really, you know, help our moms.

Yeah, we definitely, yeah, we should take care of our moms, right? We

be selfish.

Hell yeah, dude.

Crystal? She was like, I'm sorry to think about you.

I'm glad you're here.

I, I can't believe it.

I told you, at Golden Thursday, we can help them. We definitely gotta take some

good care of our mom.

So yeah, come on here.

Dude, look at my mom. She's so hot.

Don't make this weird, bro. Dude, come on. It's so funky.

I've been going through it, girl.

Oh my God. What is going on, Millie?

Okay. Please promise me you won't judge me.

Okay. I can't help but look at Axel sort of differently

lately.

In a way that's like kind of sexual.

And I know, I know, I'm the worst mother in the world. But the thing is, he's

grown up so much.

And it got so strong.

Oh, my God. What am I saying?

No, no, no, no, no.

Okay,

I actually understand. And I've been so embarrassed and ashamed this last week.

But the other morning, I woke up wet

after dreaming of Elias.

Oh, my God. Okay, so maybe this is more common than we think. But, like, why

now?

I don't know. I mean, we're kind of both in this weird place, I guess. But, I

mean, obviously, we'll just have to ignore it. They're our step -sons.

They're our step -sons, yeah.

Wow, yeah, you're all white.

You should pick this off.

Oh,

my goodness.

Axel, do you have a girlfriend?

No, Mom.

Perfect.

All for Mommy.

What?

Oh, look at those sexy little nipples. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Take her down real good.

Yeah, fuck her real good.

Harder. Fuck her good.

Yeah, that's my good boy.

Yeah, you're arresting her.

She's hard like this, though? Yeah, hard. Clap them hard.

That's my boy.

Yeah, that's my boy.

Good.

Can I maybe have a kiss, Mom?

Oh, you're so good.

Holy shit, you're going to kiss your own mom, dude? Is this right?

Oh, fuck.

Oh, that feels really good.

Thank you so much. Oh, my God.

What's going on here?

Wake up.

Should we call an ambulance?

They're passed out.

I don't think an ambulance is going to help them. What do you think we should

do?

What are you talking about?

Just listen to Lana. She's telling the truth.

Wake up.

Wake up.

Wake up. You're so trapped in this dream.

Oh, my God. No, you're not. You don't get it.

I'm already awake right now. We've got breakfast.

There's got to be something that we can do.

There's only one thing that I can think of.

Dad always told me that, you know, emotion can, like, like sex can often be

kick.

God, okay. Good work.

Whatever it takes to get out of this mess, but you guys are goddamn idiot.

This is really important.

Please, listen.

I don't think you guys understand that we're still in a dreamscape.

Okay, so what do we do?

We all need to come, basically.

What? I'm letting Dad explain. We have to shock the system.

Oh my goodness, what sort of reality is this? You pervert.

We don't have time to explain all of this, guys. We have to get out of here.

have plenty of time. We'll get out of here. How do we get things going as soon

as possible?

Okay, we...

Switch the moms, and I'll fuck Miss Morgan, and you

fuck Miss Sparks, and I'm your stepmother.

Oh, God. Are you sure this is the only way?

Yeah, there's got to be something else.

Trust me. This is for sure going to override the machine, and we'll all be

awake. You know it works.

You know it's what has to be done.

You're still kicking your ass when you get out of this dream. Whatever.

See, that's the spirit, guys.

All

right,

guys, this is great, but we can't forget, we have to act fast.

Who knows how long we've even been here.

People have been looking for us by now.

You guys share that thing.

Better not be stingy, Mom.

I know how you get.

Oh, yes.

Are you taking good care of my friend over there, sis?

Yes, it is.

Oh, my

God. You look great.

You look so pretty, Mr. Martin.

Which one of you two wants my comfort?

I think we both do.

This is exactly what I've been meaning to fucking juice to.

Oh, fuck you.

Yeah.

Oh, my God. Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. This is going to get us right out of here, isn't it?

Yeah. Oh, my God.

Don't forget, you've got to come to get out of here. Yeah.

This pineapple tastes like coconut.

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