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I'm 21 from the Valley, and I have what you might consider rich parents.

They bought me a small mansion in LA for my 18th birthday.

I didn't want to live in it all alone, so I started looking for housemates, and

after a while, I found a couple I thought would be great to live with.

Hi guys! Welcome!

Oh my god!

Get in here! Hello!

Hi! So good to see you!

I assume you're a girl?

Yes, April. I'm Donnie.

This is my girlfriend, Tiana.

Wow, so handy.

Yeah. Do you like my place?

I love it. The place is amazing. Yeah, I like it too. My parents actually bought

it for me. I'm super loaded.

Do you want a tour?

Absolutely. Show us around.

This is our living room.

I'm just super loaded. These are my clothes. Wow.

So pretty.

What do you think?

I love it. I love the roses.

Yeah. Really? So beautiful.

Fluffy, huh?

They sure are, yeah. Really fluffy.

This place is amazing.

I have a ton of stuff.

Yeah? I have these flowers.

Whoa, you got all this yourself?

Well, my parents bought it for me, remember? I'm loaded.

Oh, right, yeah. Super rich. So, come over here.

We have a sitting area for you to sit. Sit down and do whatever you want here.

Okay, great.

This place is amazing.

Yeah, you could pop open a book sometimes.

Uh -huh.

Ooh, interesting.

Very cool. I love to read.

Oh, yeah, we like to read, too. Yeah, we love to read.

I always have my nose in a book. Yeah.

I have my nose in a book.

Do you guys want to check out the pool or what's up? Yeah, let's check out the

pool for sure. Okay, let's go. It's so pretty.

You think so?

This is my pool.

Wow. Yeah. So nice. You know, the real estate agent actually said, welcome to

the live test store. What? And actually, I'm not kidding about that either.

What? That's true.

That is amazing. Maybe you'll run into him. I know. Let's hope. This is the

neighborhood of raised gold. Yes, it is.

Oh, you're lucky.

So hot outside. It really is, right? Makes you want to take a dip in the

huh? How is it? Is it warm?

Um, yeah, it's super warm.

Feels good. Yeah, that's going to be amazing.

Yeah.

That stupid pool boy is not even doing his job right. Yeah, it's kind of dirty.

Hey, you know what?

Maybe we can decide that's going to be someone's chores.

Someone's chores. Yeah.

That's perfect.

Okay.

Oh, yeah, this place is so sweet.

Maybe we need a chores list.

We'll come back over here, guys. All right, yeah.

I love cabanas.

Here's our cabana.

Beautiful. I know, right? Yeah, this place is so nice.

So nice. It's so fun to just be outside.

Yeah, it really is. It's amazing.

And the hot tub. It's a bit too hot for a hot tub.

Yeah, it's just too hot. This is so pretty.

All of this cool. It's so nice.

Very nice. Good times for sure. Yeah, absolutely.

Cool.

Jump in.

I do kind of want to jump on it. Same.

Yeah. What if I just dip my toe in?

Ooh,

water's a little bit lower than I thought. Yeah, I was going to say, it's

drop down there. It's kind of a long drop. Yeah. It's a long drop. Uh -huh.

You got a rubber jacket in there?

I don't know, but it's kind of cool.

This is my pool.

Nice. I love it.

And the cabana, you like the cabana too. I love the cabana. I love the backyard.

I love the pool. It's amazing.

This place is great.

It's the perfect spot to just chill.

Yeah.

Do you want to show us the rest of the house?

Yeah.

Yeah. You probably want to see the pictures.

Oh, I love to cook.

I love to cook. Come on, let's go see the pictures.

That's why I make such a good roommate a lot of the time. I love to cook. Oh,

interesting.

Wow, this is beautiful.

You're so rich.

All my vines are stainless steel. You're so rich.

And you have a pantry.

I have a huge pantry.

Do you have a private chef?

Yeah, the same chef that does Kylie Jenner's house. Oh my god.

Did you see that TikTok the other day where the Postmates guy lied?

That was crazy. That was real creepy of him.

You think so?

Yeah. Because he lied about the whole thing.

Oh, he lied about it? Yeah.

I missed that.

Yeah. Oh, I could cook a lot of stuff in the kitchen.

Oh.

Yeah, well, I feel like you don't really know how to cook, but it's okay. We can

teach you.

Yeah,

that's true. You're so rich.

Do you know how to cook? What kind of stuff?

Oh, yeah.

Like the cauliflower. What did you call it? The pasta? The chickpea pasta. Are

you gluten -free?

Yes. Yeah.

I think it's so healthy. Yeah, it's really awesome for me.

I know.

That worked out really well, I'm sure.

Yeah, it's pretty cool.

Oh, there's a lot of stuff in here, man.

Wow. Exciting.

It's like a booth.

Yeah. You have really cool stuff.

You've got all this stuff yourself, and your parents bought everything for you.

I don't play. You don't have a job. I don't work.

I only play.

Oh, perfect, yeah.

I only play. That's awesome. That must be nice.

Do you want to see the rest of the house?

I immediately started to hit it off with both of them. So it was a clear choice.

We lived like that for a few months until COVID hit and we couldn't go out

anymore. We all got hornier by the day. After a few days, we sat together at the

lunch table and they started talking about sex and how they miss it. A few

minutes of just talking about it go by and one of them starts talking about a

story you read somewhere online.

about a free -use roommate and suggested that I could become one of them in

exchange for them doing all my chores.

Gosh, yeah, no problem at all. Okay.

Donnie, are you with a Y or an IE?

IE.

I totally got it wrong.

No,

we've been dating for so long. Babe, yeah, what the hell?

So, okay.

What do you like to do, April, as far as chores? I like to have fun.

I don't like chores.

So you don't do anything?

No, I don't like chores. I know what I can do. I can organize the mail. I'm

at that.

Are you going to pay the bills, too?

You're the rich one. Shipping and receiving.

More receiving than anything.

I put in a fake chore.

Okay, Donnie obviously does the trash.

Seam pool.

Yeah, I can do some cooking as well. I like to cook.

Cook. Okay. And practice.

And practice. And he cleans up after. Okay, we already got clean.

Yeah. Well, let's just put cleaning in general. He can do all the cleaning.

like all the cleaning? Yeah.

Um, Donnie can also clean up the dog poop.

Yeah, that's no problem.

I don't know the chore.

He can clean.

Look pretty.

I'm also going to put look pretty for me. Of course.

They'll look pretty for both of us. Oh, he can do the laundry.

I like when he does the laundry too.

Maybe we could split the dishes, but for the most part it's mostly him.

Yeah, dishes.

Oh,

I want to pan.

That's one of my chores. Pan by the pool.

I want to play golf.

You like golf?

I can think about cooking up golf. Okay, we can go together. So go to the

golfing range.

Got it.

Three days a week. Yeah, perfect.

Yeah, wow. We need to work out. We need to work out with our trainer. So, work

out.

Work out.

And Donnie.

He can grocery shop.

Grocery shop. Oh, yeah. Good one.

Okay, he's going to do all the grocery shopping.

We should make a Donnie part two. Yeah, I'll move this down here. Yeah.

Um, okay. Vacuum. Vacuum, yeah.

I already got that one.

Vacuum. Dusting.

Dusting.

Um, these are all like boy jobs. I feel like you should see them.

Yeah. Um.

Oh, making the bed.

Making my bed. Every morning.

Oh, every day. Yeah, that's something I always do. And before I get into bed at

night. Yeah.

He should make, he should draw the bed. Um, he also has to kind of be the

plumber. We don't want to hire a plumber, right? I don't want any

Not in this house. We'll put plumbing.

How much is the rent, by the way?

Five grand.

Each?

Oh, each.

I guess this is a mansion.

It's a mansion.

They might have to work out a deal.

You guys can talk it up with my dad, I guess. But I'm standing very firm.

Me too.

Okay.

But I guess, whatever, we can negotiate later. We'll see how you do with all

your chores, Donnie.

Yeah.

What else should he do?

Electrician. You gotta do, like, all the electricity, because I want special

lights in my room.

Yeah, yeah. I think he's gonna need a maid to pick up dirty clothes and stuff.

But that's kind of your job. Oh, okay.

Kind of getting all those hard -to -reach places.

So far, you have trash, you clean the pool, you cook.

You do all the cleaning. All the cleaning, really.

You clean up dog poop.

I don't even have a dog.

I don't even have a dog.

Like the neighborhood dog.

But you're supposed to go around the neighborhood and clean up the

dog poop. Cutting the grass.

You cut the grass.

Okay.

I've kind of been wanting to do like a tomato garden.

Like do you think we could do a tomato garden?

You'd be so good at that.

Gardening.

Okay,

gardening.

We need more stuff for eyes.

Oh, like for our chores?

We can do like a book club.

Yeah. A book club.

I need to read more.

I'll be in charge of the book club. A good task.

Is what? Well, the book club could be a good hobby for you guys.

Yeah.

Or a chore. Oh, we can do Pilates.

Pilates. Oh, yeah.

Okay, we got Pilates. Uh -huh.

Maybe we can just like...

Hang out and get it like a golf cart and just a drive around.

Yeah I like the sounds of that. We got the book club. Oh, like a golf cart.

Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. We need a golf cart.

Oh, write the rent amount up here so we don't forget. $5 ,000 each. So $10 ,000

total. Right, right. Okay.

$5 ,000 each. Uh -huh.

$10 ,000 total.

Yeah. For rent.

Rent. That doesn't include me.

Oh, yeah.

Okay, true. Right.

Um, who do we pay? We pay you or we pay your dad? Um, you can guard me. Cash?

Yeah, cash.

That works.

Yeah. I'll just get it out of his bank account. Okay, cool. Yeah, fuck him.

That shouldn't be a problem, I think. Cool. You guys are really reasonable

people. Yeah.

Maybe we should get together. Do you want to get together maybe for a game

night? Tonight?

This evening?

I'm down.

I had nothing else going on.

Perfect. Yeah, we could do, like, board games and, like... Trades?

Trades. Ooh, I love that one.

Trades. Yeah.

Neat. Cool, cool.

Awesome, let's do it. Cool, great. Yeah, yeah.

I agreed because I was tired of not getting fucked, and we'd been keeping at

for almost one and a half years by now.

We also started playing games together in the evening.

I really loved living with these two.

Um...

Hitting a tree.

Volleyball.

Volleyball. Baseball. Oh, basketball.

Basketball.

Baseball. It is baseball. Baseball.

We're softball again.

Baseball, not softball. All right, all right. Okay, so... Okay, two syllables

again. Go again, go again.

Okay.

Gorilla.

Monkey. Monkey, okay.

Okay. You're good at this.

Two syllables again.

Oh!

Basketball. That's basketball. But that's three. That's three syllables.

Basketball.

Basketball. That's three.

That's a mark on me. Sorry.

Um, okay.

What about... Oh, okay. How about this one?

Three syllables.

Sucking dick.

Sucking dick.

Sucking dick.

Blowjob. Brushing teeth. Brushing teeth.

Yes, yes, yes.

Wow.

Washing hands.

That was an easy one. Yeah, you get the washing hands.

All right.

Showering. Showering. Shower, yeah.

Showering.

That's another one that I could do.

Getting the cum out of your hair.

Easy.

Wow. I'm not getting the cut of my hair. I think I could do better at this.

Let's see what you got.

Okay, bitch.

Hmm.

Okay.

Women? No.

Shark.

Snake? Snake.

Snake, whoa. Snake, snake. Okay.

Hmm.

I could do...

Okay, this is four syllables.

It's a lot. Okay.

Moonwalking.

Moonwalking. Michael Jackson.

Yeah. Michael Jackson.

Yes. Do another celeb.

Okay.

Your favorite one.

Who should I do?

Okay. Who am I?

Is it a model?

Five syllables.

Bella Hadid. No. George Clooney. No.

Nicole Kidman. No way. No.

It's someone very well -known.

I guess Nicole Kidman is very well -known. She's extremely well -known.

Tom Cruise.

Okay, do it better, Jana. I don't know. This is all she does.

She's like, what?

I don't know.

This is all she does.

Kim Kardashian.

Yeah, actually, yeah. How often do you act out compared to Ashley? I know,

you're right.

Okay. True.

Okay, I got a good one.

Double blowjob. Double handjob. No.

What?

No.

No.

Okay. Washing.

Washing. Oh, milking a cow, maybe. Milking a cow.

Yes. Yeah.

Okay.

Okay, I got a good one.

Looking through a window.

No. Taking pictures through my window.

Photography. Photography.

I could do taking pictures through my window. Photography. Right. That's the

part. Okay.

About... Scoring.

Dancing. Dancing at the club.

No, this is actually kind of bad.

Oh, like, pickleball?

Kind of, like... Tennis.

This guy, I think.

Bouncing titties.

Yeah. You have such a dirty mind.

Trampoline.

Jumping rope, maybe.

Jumping rope.

Jumping rope. Yeah. Cool.

Okay.

I could be, like, squirting.

No. Coming. Master.

Throwing dice. Like I have... Oh.

You're frying a pan?

Yeah. Oh, wow. That was a good one.

That was a good one. How'd you get that? She's domestic. A domestic queen.

True. Yeah, I'm a domestic queen.

What about this one?

Uh... Fly swatter.

Axe. You're winning an award.

No, it's like... You finally got the Emmy. It's in the air.

It's on the air. A kite.

writing an equation on a mirrored wall painting

That was a good one. She does the natural.

She's natural.

She is. Okay.

Oh, making it rain.

Yeah.

Making it rain.

Something.

Painting your nails.

Yeah. It is that one.

Manicure.

We already have two.

Yeah, we already did manicure. Ah, right.

What's another one?

I do like putting on a hat, but I don't know what to do.

Okay, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go.

Right here.

Hmm.

Um, camera and a nail? Yes, yeah, wow.

Camera and a nail? And a nail, yeah, yeah.

What's another good one we can do?

Maybe... Oh, here we go.

I have one.

Dancing in the club?

No, close.

Writing a book.

No, like... Working out?

Yeah.

Maybe... Oh, I have one. I have one. Okay.

Breastfeeding. Yes, yes.

Wow. Yes, yes.

Awesome. Very good. Yeah, that was good.

All right. I have another one. I need one of you up here. Okay.

I need a partner for this one.

Okay.

So bend over this way, kind of.

And you're just going to demonstrate it?

Yeah, that's why I need a partner.

Okay, candlestick.

No.

Oh, bringing in groceries from your house.

Nope. Kind of close.

Riding a scooter.

That's a good one, but no. A moped.

No, but kind of, right?

Yeah, kind of.

Running. Dog?

Dog? Yes.

Dog? Yes.

Yes. Dog. I don't like that one.

I don't like this one.

Okay. Um.

That was a good one. Okay, you guys go. Or one of you go.

Um.

Maybe like.

You said you're praying.

Praying?

Oh, that's actually a good one.

That's a good one.

Yeah, praying.

Scrubbing the floor.

Scrubbing the floor, yes.

Okay, but you put your legs.

Okay. Okay.

Daddy. You're a bad, bad girl, aren't you? Daddy. You will call me... Daddy.

Master. No.

The one for girls. The one for girls.

Goddess.

Master. You're close. Mistress.

Mistress. I thought mistress was something else. Okay.

That was a good one.

Yeah, pretty good.

Okay. I have a good one.

What could it be?

Selfie stick?

Selfie stick.

Selfie stick. Good job.