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(wind noise)

(shrill animal cries)

(soft, sustained music)

(shrill animal cries)

(bright hissing)

(unintelligible dialog, giggling)

(Animal screeches softly)

- What about that? - That's good too.

Oh, look. This will be the cover page for our photo book. Okay?

Boi.

(lively cooing)

(disturbing music)

(Dirk can look so stupid.

Does he now know that he he's having a half-vampire baby?

I think Ursula still hasn't still hasn't told him.

As if that were so bad.

Well, little bats?

Time for bed.

Franzox wanted to say good night.

(disturbing music)

- Boinoap. - Boi noap, French.

(Elvira) So, now to bed.

- (yells) - (shouts)

Slime animal.

- (cooing) - Boi noap, you two sweeties.

(they coo)

(soft cooing sound)

- Good night, Silvania. - Good night, Daka.

Good night, mom! Good night, Dad!

- Good night, little bat! - Good night!

- Good night, Franz! - Good night, Karl-Heinz!

- Karl-Heinz? - (Karl-Heinz farts loudly)

(all laugh)

(cheerful music)

(regular tones from the whistle)

, Hey-, Hey-

Cool outfit.

The T-shirt looks great on you. It matches your eyes.

Really beautiful.

- My eyes? - No.

The T-shirt. Your eyes too, of course.

(Gumox.

Ah, that hurts.

Uh... Fumps... I don't know what...

- Silvania? - Don't give up!

- Chop, chop! - I don't even know what happened.

Does it hurt a lot?

Ah! My jacket is on fire!

(Teacher) What's going on?

- I didn't do anything! - I find it boibine.

Not that you hurt Jacob. That you're vampiric for once. Above all.

What's going on here, please?

Did you bring fireworks with you? Don't lie.

- No... - Look at me when I talk to you.

So, Ms. Böhnisch, it's like this.

We are different from the others...

- What are you doing? - That's enough!

No excuses!

There will be repercussions.

Don't look, run! We are far from...

You sissy.

Ah! Ah!

(pupils laugh)

(she continues shrieking)

Now the the Böhnisch is joining us.

Boibine, the one with the fire under the butt.

But that's not what I wanted! Daka, that's not funny!

I hope she doesn't realize that we...

Are half-vampires? So what?

It's dangerous! You know that. We're not in Transylvania here.

And I don't want that everyone knows we are different.

- I did! - Ursula didn't tell Dirk either.

And the two of them a child together!

Victim.

Daka, what are you doing?

- Do you still have them all? - I hate Germany.

- Everything is forbidden here. - Get in now!

(dramatic music)

- (hissing) - Now get going!

What are you doing? Hot looks in broad daylight, on Dirk's bushes!

- That was nothing against Silvania. - Daka!

Why? What happened?

Now tell me!

I accidentally burned I accidentally burned Jacob, but...

I don't know how!

Not you too! You shouldn't, little bat.

- It's good if everyone knows that. - It's dangerous!

(playful music)

Ah!

Fumps again. Stupid thing there.

(metallic squeaking)

(sighs with relief) So.

Ah...

I'm fed up with all this hiding!

We've discussed this a thousand times.

It is not possible!

The humans feel threatened by vampires.

And this makes them aggressive. It's like with animals.

You have to tell them that Vampires are not evil. Not all of them.

(playful music)

Oh, bats. If it were that easy...

This fear is deeply rooted in people's hearts.

(quietly) It is the fear of the stranger.

Wow, spider cake! My favorite cake!

Yes, I wanted to surprise you with it, when it's ready!

- Everything all right with you? - No.

- Oh. - I burned Jacob with that look.

But I didn't want that, that was... my body!

Bats, that's completely normal.

Sudden hot looks, superpowers, spontaneous hypnosis... That's puberty!

Sometimes you don't control his vampiric abilities.

- Cool! - No, not cool!

Great. And will it stop again?

Maybe tomorrow.

But maybe not.

- And why didn't I? - Every vampire is different.

That makes it really exciting.

(laughing) Boi motra, my son. You little scoundrel.

- Duzi, duzi, duzi! - (Franz laughs)

- Mihai. - In a moment. I have to show you something first.

(gloomy music) (Mihai, laughing) Taraa!

(metallic clanging)

- What is this? - A spell circle to protect Franz.

Why does Franz need a spell circle?

Because of Antanasia, the ruler of Transylvania.

(gloomy sounds) (clanging)

(Mihai) She has wanted a successor for a long time,

a little boy, who grows up with her in the castle,

as if it were her son,

and who will one day of Transylvania.

What does that have to do with us?

A human child could not survive could not survive in the Black Castle,

that's why she wants a little half-vampire boy.

Does that mean our Franz is in danger?

At the moment, all the little half-vampire boys are in danger.

You know, you are very special. There aren't many half-vampires.

- And that's why... - What?

- Could maybe... - Maybe what?

And the conditions for a coronation are only met every 375 years.

The heir to the throne must be crowned at noon on the day of Nero-Solaris must be crowned at noon.

And unfortunately that's the day after tomorrow.

So Antanasia will try to get to get Franz.

- Probably tonight. - Our Franz?

You say that now?

Moi miloba, we will never give Franz never give him away! Nici doi viati!

That's why I built a protective cage, spell circle and so on.

It's perfectly planned. I have even got garlic and holy water.

You have to trust me, we can do this. Together.

- And if we don't make it? - Yes, then what?

We are prepared. I have everything under control!

- Doesn't look like it. Scrap! - What are you doing?

- (crying) - He is one year old.

And you didn't say a peep.

You would have worried for a year worried for a year! The way you react!

- I just wanted to go easy on you! - Papperlapp!

Mom, Dad, stop it!

(they giggle)

Pumps'!

What has happened now?

You hypnotized her!

- What, me? - Yes, you!

Undo that again!

I don't even know, how I did it!

- (elephant sounds) - (Elvira laughs)

(Töröö!

Goooo!

- (splashing) - (flushing)

(she moans)

I'm taking you to the hospital now.

- Dirk, I'm just pregnant. - You're still 15 months pregnant.

That's not normal.

Yes, I am particularly pregnant.

Dearest, I...

I am different.

So, different from others.

For me it is...

- (she chokes) - Oh, dearest...

That's all right, let me.

Oh my God. Are you okay?

Have you hurt yourself?

(doorbell)

- I'm leaving. - (doorbell)

Uh... Um... Is Ursula there?

- She has to come over very quickly. - Sorry, Ursula is not feeling well at all.

I... But we need them.

- Please! - She can't now!

It really doesn't take long either!

What's going on going on over there again?

Um...

I can't help you there either.

Uh... Ursula? Uh...

Quack! Quack, quack.

- Quack. Quack. - Quack, quack, quack.

- Maybe Ali bin Schick can help us. - I'll call Ludo.

- Quack, quack! - Quack!

(amused music)

(bell)

- Hi. - Hey.

- And your grandpa? - No longer caught. He's already gone.

And where is he?

At an astronomy congress in Austria.

- Oh, fumps! - Fumps.

- We are here for you. - We will help you.

(mysterious music)

The garlic must be attached to the rings. One on each nail.

(Okay.

(Franz laughs)

(exciting music)

Boo! Catch me, catch me, catch me.

Mrs. Tepes!

- Catch me, you egg hole! - Stay where you are!

You won't get me, you can't catch me! Catch me!

Let go!

Oops!

Oh, oh, oh!

(she giggles) Oh God, oh God, oh God.

(exciting sounds)

(soft sounds)

(bubbling, slurping)

Oh! What now?

- Hey, guys... - That's not good at all.

- Daka? - Just a moment.

(loud buzzing and hissing)

Boi motra.

It is a great pleasure for me.

Fashionable muff and bleeding rat!

What, people as protectors?

Ha! Kids!

Ridiculous. You're serving me my Franzox on a silver platter.

You won't get it!

(screams)

(Daka knocks) Ouch! Silvania!

The spell protects him! You can't get him!

- Let me out! - I don't have to.

You, my musty little maid, will bring it to me.

-What? Hey! Silvania!

(eerie, louder sounds)

Give me your brother.

No, don't!

(Franz cries)

Silvania, don't! No!

Come on, I don't have I don't have all night!

(Antanasia) That's a good thing.

(Franz cries)

Give it to me.

(soothingly) Yes...

Thank you very much.

(hissing)

- You gave them Franz! - I...

Where do you want to go?

Wait!

(nerve-wracking music)

She has enchanted me!

Excuses! You're just weak.

Daka! We have to call the police, or Ursula.

- We can't do this without adults. - Yes, we can. I'll get Franz back.

- It's too dangerous for us! - You scaredy-cat.

Never mind, you're just slowing me down anyway.

Daka!

(doorbell)

(Door creaks) Yes, please?

Excuse me, but I need to speak to Ursula.

What do you think Ursula does in the middle of the night?

Yes, I know...

Normal people sleep at this time.

Um...

(Elvira giggles)

Hello, Mr. van Kornbast! Have a look!

- Woohoo! - (Mihai screams) No!

Schlotz zoppo!

Um... Don't pay attention to them.

They're a bit... strange today.

Please, Ursula knows is the only one who knows!

- She's a... A nurse! - And heavily pregnant, and...

- I'm sorry, but it's really important. - Wait a minute!

Silvania, darling, what is it?

- I'm sorry that now... - I told her that at this time of night...

I'm sure she has a good reason.

Exactly, my parents were hypnotized by... vampires.

- What? - They've kidnapped Franz.

- To Transylvania! - Transylvania?

A terrible woman, Anastasia or something...

- You mean Antanasia? - Exactly. Please help me!

But yes, of course.

I will help you. I'm a vampire hunter, you know that.

I'm coming with you! Oh...

That's... quite lovely, my darling,

but completely out of the question.

Pregnant as you are, you can't get on an airplane.

I will go with Silvania and save Franz.

I just have to pack my things quickly.

But...

then I have to look after Dirk as well!

Now you're exaggerating a bit. Dirk is brilliant.

He has many qualities, that are not immediately apparent.

He is extremely intelligent,

very responsible and highly sensitive.

And he has experience in dealing with vampires.

Yes, exactly.

- Maybe keep an eye on him. - Of course I'll do that.

That goes without saying. Come on, there's no time to lose.

(dramatic music)

(Assistant, agonized) Ai, ai, ai, ai, ai!

Ai, ai, ai, ai, ai!

(assistant groans)

Oh, that stench! Bestial!

Terrible. In this condition you can't fly.

It takes your breath away. It's nasty.

That's really bad! (he groans)

(Franz starts to cry)

- (PUPS) - Oh! This... Here, that smells...

Bah! What is that? Bestial devil's stuff!

Fix it now.

But...

- (Paper rustling, assistant moans) - (Franz stops crying)

(happy baby sounds)

(farting, splashing) (Franz laughs)

(ringing tone)

Daka! Boibine, how are you?

Hey, Murdo. Not so good.

I need your help. I'm flying to the Black Castle.

- To the Black Castle? - Franz has been kidnapped.

Okay, I'll wait at the entrance to the cave.

(Aircraft turbines roar)

Dear passengers on the way to Transylvania,

Your aircraft with the flight number TV-666...

I'm a vampire hunter in action. This is my work tool.

- You won't fly with it. - Yes, you can.

- These are just dummies. - They are high-tech special weapons!

Here, the Knobinator 2.0.

The fume cupboard originally from a Z1000 laser,

and the piston is an SRA-27, round ground.

For even more oomph!

- Crazy ideas! It's all just fun. - Nonsense!

These weapons are absolutely lethal.

(buzzing) (Aircraft turbines roar)

(exuberant violin music)

(chicken clucking)

(dramatic music)

(exuberant violin music)

(snoring)

(he groans)

(startled sound)

Is what?

I see... you've prepared yourself well, huh?

But so am I.

-(he laughs)

(dark music)

(howling wind)

(Animals croaking and screaming)

(Franz cries)

(Franz cries)

(mysterious music)

(fluttering, animal cries)

(mysterious music fades out)

(long fart)

- (beeps and coos) - Karl-Heinz! You?

Will you look after me? my little fashion muffin?

Nice to have you here.

(wing flutter)

(threatening music)

(Crow flutters and cries)

(Music gets louder and more threatening)

- Daka. - Murdo!

We have to be quiet.

Hey.

- Franz is... - Wait, wait.

We can't can't march in here like this.

I've got a pass for tomorrow and I'll take you with me.

Pass?

Tomorrow is the coronation ceremony. I'll sing the national anthem.

I can't wait. We have to go in now!

Antanasia has strong magical powers. She is dangerous. Really dangerous.

One more reason to go in immediately.

Ropscho. Let's give it a try.

(soft, ominous music)

(continuous splashing)

(soft, mysterious music)

(bat screams)

Schlotz zoppo. It's beautiful here.

Yes. built it for a few millennia.

Okay, wait here.

- But I can... - You don't know how dangerous that is.

- Murdo? - Murdo?

Hoi boi, boys. Everything musty?

Schlotz zoppo! Murdo Dako, in the flesh!

(laughs enthusiastically)

(laughs hysterically)

All good, all good.

I am a huge fan of Krypton Krax.

You are simply the best! You are the best!

Boibine. Thank you very much.

- May I? - Really?

Well...

You're censatoi futzi!

Can I get an autograph?

Sure.

Can I have one too?

No, no, no!

No! No, uh...

No...

Why not? He did get one.

Because... your forearms are full of tattoos.

- There's no room. - Uh...

(exciting music)

- I have to go then, yes? - Yes, uh... then here.

Good.

So, it was really nice talking to you, but...

Sorry, the pass is only for tomorrow.

Is that so? I've been here before. I have to do a sound check.

Don't take it personally. The boss is a bit of a stickler.

- She doesn't have to find out. - Too risky.

We're closing up now. The sun is rising.

(You'd better hurry. Come on!

See you tomorrow. Adzio.

Pumps.

(gate closes)

(howling wind in the distance)

(exciting sounds)

(dynamic, driving music)

(exuberant violin music)

(with accent) Shh! Here you go.

- Take. - Oh, no... grazias.

Please, please!

[Is good]

Thank you, but I am Iactose and gluten intolerant.

And I cannot tolerate dried fruit, cucumbers

and tomatoes.

- Even traces of parsnips... - (man imitates him)

trigger an allergy shock in me an allergy shock.

(Violin music intensifies and ends abruptly)

(soft, eerie music)

(female voice) Hello.

Boi motra. Boi venti.

Welcome to the Black Castle.

Come closer.

Next.

(mysterious music)

(bubbling)

(echoing female voice) Dakaria.

I am delighted.

With Dracula. (hissing)

Nice trick.

- But where is my brother? - Franzox?

He sleeps in peace and quiet.

- Take me to him! - Of course.

All in good time. We don't want to wake him up.

He was very tired. You must be exhausted too.

Fancy some blood?

Um... Is that pure?

- Of course! - I'm not allowed to do that at home.

Child, you are here in Transylvania.

You can do anything here!

- Then I want to see Franz right away. - Well, well, well. What's that sound?

The correct tone. You kidnapped him!

No, I took him back to his home country.

His home is with us. You want to take it away from us.

No. I want to make him King of Transylvania!

But he is trapped!

No, he is not trapped.

He will be our king.

And the king can do anything he wants.

Come. I'll lead you to him.

(squeaking and rattling)

Transylvania, border, Home of the vampires.

- What now? - You have to get off here.

They let us out in the middle of nowhere?

We have paid to the Black Castle.

- No, no, no, no! - Where is the ticket?

Get out of here or I'll keep driving.

Okay, then...

Sorry.

- Here you come! - Get away from there!

(Engine starts stuttering)

Well, something like that!

Wait a minute!

Here it is! It's right here!

Red on black!

"Black Castle". We paid until then!

That's a cheek!

(screaming) Service desert Transylvania!

What do you want to do? Opt out of the bonus miles program?

Yes, maybe I will do that!

I didn't even know that you can you can collect bonus miles here. Interesting.

(oppressive music)

(Animals croaking and screaming in the distance)

(owl hoot)

(he groans)

(soft, mysterious music)

(a wolf howls)

Franz.

Do you see? Deep and firm.

- Let's give him some more rest, eh? - Ropscho. I'll just wait then.

(sings softly) The moon has risen

The golden stars are shining

Bright and clear in the sky

The forest stands black and silent

And from the meadows ris...

- What is that? - What is it?

This song.

Well, "The moon has risen" of course.

Everyone knows that.

(snaps)

- Everything okay? - Uh, yes. Sure.

The forest stands black and silent

Uno' rise from the meadows!

The white mist is wonderful

Jacob?

- What's wrong? - Are you looking after them now?

What else was there?

(groans) You don't want to know.

(neigh)

(Mihai and Elvira sing) This is B/b/ and Tina

To Amadeus and Sabrina They chase in the wind

They ride fast Because they are friends

Because they are friends

Witch, witch!

(burps)

(Ludo groans) Oh!

- You poor thing. - Oh, Böhnisch called.

- She'll be by this afternoon. - That's right.

We really need to clean that up.

Ludo?

(quiet rattling)

(soft glockenspiel sounds)

I made it myself. For Franzox.

It is definitely special.

Manual work is not my strong point. I'm more the sporty type.

- Me too. - What do you particularly like doing?

Basketball, table tennis...

Vampire fencing back in the day. That was coolox.

- But that's not possible in Germany. - Really? That's a shame.

Do you want to try it again?

- Do you fence too? - Yes, a bit.

(magical sounds)

- I used to be a world champion. - Wow.

It was a few centuries ago. Shall we?

What'?

Yes, of course. Zensatoi futzi!

But...

Franzox is asleep.

He's fine. Come.

(Silvania) Rule no. 3: rub well with must rubbed in. Vampires have sensitive noses.

And no open wounds! Do you have any?

- No. - Okay.

Rule no. 4: Crosses, holy water and garlic must always be carried.

And of course the gear, so...

Vampires do things differently.

How, differently?

Different, that is, more elastic and lively

and sometimes almost a little floating.

Uh-huh... um...

(playful music)

Maybe like this?

I think we need to practise that again.

Really?

And how do you know that?

Well, these are the seven golden rules for dealing with vampires.

Oh, yes, yes, of course...

But... how do you know these rules?

You're not a vampire slayer.

I read all of this because... I love vampire novels.

It's so romantic when a human and a vampire fall in love

and be together for all eternity, don't you think?

Human and vampire?

Yuck! That's disgusting.

Yuck!

(groans loudly)

(fluttering and birdsong)

(Dirk groans)

(exciting music)

Ouch!

(he groans loudly)

I have no idea where this to this black castle.

Everything looks the same here!

Mr. van Kornbast! This way!

(mimicking) "This way! This way!"

(Dirk groans)

And how does the young lady know that again?

That's what it says here.

What do you mean, "it says here"?

- Ah, that's what it says. - That's what I said.

Uh... but...

But what does it say now?

(Gate squeaks loudly)

Would you please shed some light?

Me?

Okay...

My little, musty Daka.

What have people done done to you? You are a vampire!

- Have you forgotten that already? - What?

Oh well, we'll get you sorted out.

(magical sounds)

Hoi boi!

(disturbing music)

(dynamic music)

Boibine! You have talent.

Fighting is in your black blood!

(hisses)

(pulsating sounds)

Hmm...

fought well.

(Antanasia laughs)

(soft, bubbling cooing)

Oh, Karl-Heinz has gone sick.

(Karl-Heinz continues to coo)

(Karl-Heinz coughs and groans)

I completely forgot that you were sitting in there.

(Daka) I was so focused on the fencing fencing! It's been a while.

It's incredible here, vamp madness.

I feel better than I have for a long time than I have for a long time. How I've missed it all!

Come on. Now answer it.

(Vampire fencing, don't have to hide...

- (cell phone buzzes) - And it smells wonderful here!

- (Karl-Heinz cooing) - Yes, let's go home with Franz soon.

Are you coming?

I want to show you something.

(quiet, gloomy sounds)

Look at them, the rulers of Transylvania.

From the beginning of time...

for all eternity.

And this is Franzox's place.

With an extra beautiful frame.

Do you like it?

Mega beautiful.

Franzox becomes a great ruler.

And you an equally great sister ruler.

I'm really glad that you're here.

(soft glockenspiel sounds)

(distant children's voices and laughter)

Are you coming?

(howling wind in the distance)

Where is the transfer fee?

That they can't even can come on time!

(loud knocking)

Huh? Who's coming now?

- I don't see anything. - Me neither.

(nose squeaks)

(quietly) Hands up.

You, open it!

But very slowly. Otherwise your friend gets to feel my Knobinator.

- No. Njop! - Bodo!

Then you! Open up, let's go!

(threatening) Izel, I'm warning you.

Well, go on. Hm?

Okay.

You asked for it.

(hissing)

(soft bang)

- (repeated clicking) - (Bodo laughs)

- It's stuck! - What is it?

Ha, "Knobinator"! Don't make me laugh!

Yes, that we are not laughing! More like "Müllinator" or...

or... "Stupidinator"!

So! What are we going to do with you now? (hissing)

(Bodo gasps)

(thud)

- (startled sound) - Ha, ha!

(lzel screams) (repeated clicking)

Here!

Well, go on. For Ursula.

(Trigger clicks)

- Mr. van Kornbast, are you coming now? - I see...

(soft, gentle music)

Sleep well, my dears.

A small night light. For Franz.

(kiss sound)

(funny, dynamic music)

(Music ends abruptly)

(Music starts again)

(floor creaks)

(Dirk groans)

(wordless dialog)

Where are we here?

Certainly in the throne room, the center of black power.

Throne room, yes?

(he laughs sheepishly)

(Floor creaks softly)

(soft footsteps)

Daka! Daka!

- Wake up, Daka! - Silvania?

Shh, quietly. We'll get you out of here. Quickly.

- Hey! - Hurry up! Rapedadi!

- Don't waste any time! - Wait a minute.

- What is it? Come now! - Will the ladies please hurry up?

What is he doing here?

- Dirk fights with us against Antanasia. - But Antanasia...

- What? - Well...

That may sound strange, but it's quite boibine here.

- What? - Antanasia is really nice!

Are you crazy? She kidnapped Franz!

- She wants him to be heir to the throne! - And as king, he can do whatever he wants!

Do you have mold in your head? He'll be her prisoner!

He is trapped in Germany, like me. We can be free here.

Have you drunk too much blood? This is Gumox.

She tells you what you want to hear!

And what about mom and dad?

Could you discuss this later? We really have to go now!

- You'll never see her again! - Yes, you will.

When Franz is king, we do what we want:

Get mom and dad here, visit them, or we go back.

You believe this witch more than Dad?

Oh God.

Someone is coming.

Uh... in there!

(exciting sounds)

(sudden silence)

- I thought I heard voices. - Um, that was...

my...

- Your what? - Uh, my brother and I.

So, the two of us.

We have... played dog and cat.

Meow.

- Franzox is asleep. - Um...

Yes, he is a... sleeping dog.

He will be loyal to me.

What do you mean by that?

I mean: loyal to the people.

As king, you must always fulfill the wishes of the people.

Boi noap, Dakaria.

(they breathe a sigh of relief)

(Boi noap.

(quietly) What is that?

A lever! (Door falls into the lock)

- I wonder what it's for? - No!

(they scream)

(Screams fade)

Silvania?

Mr. van Kornbast?

(lively music)

(louder and louder screams)

(loud rumbling)

(Silence)

- (startled sound) - Well, who have we here?

What a lovely surprise. The sister.

And you...

- Servant? - It will come to that!

- Ouch! - That's deprivation of liberty!

I will file a complaint with the Transylvanian Federal Complaint...

- (growls) - amt...

When my brother is king, he'll finish you off!

He will avenge his sister!

(laughs) Dream on, little one.

As soon as Antanasia has crowned him, he no longer knows who you are.

He won't know your family anymore, he will forget you all... forgotten.

Huh?

(laughs) Yes, it's not called that for nothing the crown of oblivion.

Yes, that's how it is.

That's how it always happens, for thousands of years.

That's what happened to Antanasia. After the coronation, they forget everything.

(snaps)

(startled sounds)

- (wind howls) - Boi fugli. Have a good flight!

(Dirk screams)

You can fly!

A... But then you're a... a...

Let me go!

Really?

(startled sounds)

No!

(Dirk screams)

No... Mr. van Kornbast...

- Mr. van Kornbast, I... - Ksss!

But... Mr. van Kornbast, come back!

(he screams)

(lively music)

(donkey brays)

Hey, hey! Stop!

(ringing)

- The Böhnisch! - Crap.

(Clear the way, mashed potatoes!

(cheers)

Yes, yippee! Now it's me!

No, that's my mattress!

(they bicker at each other) (ringing continues)

Hey, we're playing now "Mother, father, child".

- Yes, you are the parents. - And we are the children.

- Open up. - And this is the strict teacher.

- She's coming because we haven't been good. - Great!

- I want to be the mother! - No, me!

(Helene) We can swap later. First of all: mother, father.

See, see! Awww!

Give me the mattress, I want one too!

In the middle of sports lessons!

I don't even know, where she got the gun.

So, I just felt this unspeakable heat

and then this pain!

It's so awful, to be a teacher today.

(she sobs)

Thank you.

These cheeky kids must have their legs pulled out from under them!

Or lock them in the cellar for two weeks!

- With kohlrabi casserole and chamomile tea. - Three weeks!

Or we don't let them out at all.

- But... - (they giggle)

They are still children.

- Yes, that's why. - Exactly, those nasty little...

Kids!

Bad, bad, bad!

(he chuckles)

- Oh, you smell lovely, dearest. - Ah yes?

Yes.

I... have a new perfume. I'm delighted if you like it.

Cake, Mrs. Böhnisch?

Home-baked.

Helene, that's lovely of you.

Oh, but...

too many carbohydrates.

- Then I'll take it! - Me too!

Silly me I still have a doctor's appointment.

Almost forgotten. About the bandage.

- Goodbye! - Bye, Mrs. Böhnisch!

- Goodbye! - (Elvira) Now you can be the mother.

- Do you want some? - (Mihai chuckles)

(Karl-Heinz cooing)

I can't stop thinking think about Silvania and Dirk all the time.

They must still be be somewhere in the castle.

You know what? I'll take a look around.

(Karl-Heinz coos softly)

Maybe I'll find them.

- And you take care of Franz. - (cooing approvingly)

(soft, gloomy music)

(ominous music)

(distant baby laughter)

(distant children's voices)

(children's laughter)

(Melody of "The moon has risen" as glockenspiel)

(distant cheerful children's voices)

(wind noise)

(wind chime sounds)

(Door slams shut)

(soulful music)

(distant children's laughter and singing)

(distant children's laughter)

(Antanasia?

(wind chime sounds)

(Music becomes more melancholy)

(Melody of "The moon has risen")

(soft, sad cooing)

(coos sadly)

- Don't you want to? - (cooing in the negative)

- Are you worried? - (squeaks)

Me too, for Silvania. But it's unnecessary.

They can do it, for sure.

- (Elvira) Very quietly. - Jacob, they're leaving!

Now, go! Get out of here quickly!

(Mihai cheers)

(dynamic music)

(hisses)

A vampire is among us! The man in black! Oh God, watch out!

He's sucking your blood! Oh God, how terrible!

- (Mihai) I smell human blood! - What is this?

He's coming, he's coming, he's coming!

Grandpa, Grandpa, you have to help us! These two are hypnotized!

- Now do something! - A vampire!

I find that quite funny.

Bouquet of flowers!

- That's no fun! - Good, if it has to be.

Uh... Um, hmm...

Witch here, witch there, it doesn't work like that anymore...

Abracadabra, black magic, away, go, flee!

Abracadabra, warthog,

everything should be as it was before!

You egotist! How can you still look me in the face?

- Keeping everything from me! - Quiet.

- What's it to you? - Liefl

- I didn't lie! - But I didn't say anything!

I've had enough, I'm leaving!

- We are hiding because of you! - Mrs. Tepes, please!

- Please what? You're just as bad! - Excuse me?

- How do you talk to my wife? - Don't act like that.

What'?

(church bell rings)

I think it's better this way.

- (both giggle) - This is the market square in Bindburg.

In this church

all mayors are buried...

Ladies and gentlemen! Dear audience!

Come closer!

I'm about to announce a big, monstrous secret!

My husband, Mihai Tepes,

is a vampiiiiiiiiiiir!

See for yourself!

Mihai, show them, fly!

(amused music)

(Tadada!

Mihai Tepes! 2076.5 years old!

How does he do that?

Real vampire from the beautiful, scary

Transylvania!

(astonished whispering) (she laughs)

- That's... - That's not possible!

A small donation for a scoop of ice cream! For the great artists!

Pumps'!

(quiet, eerie sounds)

(cell phone buzzes)

(annoyed) Oh, Daka!

(mysterious music)

Don't worry, I've taken care of the sister and the jerk I took care of.

Are you sure? Because I can't use them not need them here.

They'll ruin my plan my plan with Dakaria.

I threw them out of the castle. We got rid of them.

- Well done. - (grumbles with pleasure)

(exciting sounds)

- (Karl-Heinz cooing) - Come on, we have to get out of here quickly.

Don't worry, little Franz.

- I'm taking you home. - Dakaria, my love.

Franzox is already at home.

(Franz starts to cry)

(wooden creaking)

(she screams)

Ursula, just imagine, Silvania is a vampire!

- Where are you? - Silvania can fly!

I knew it. That crazy Tepes family!

- L/ebsfer, where are you? - I'll be home as soon as possible.

Dirk, please, no.

Silvania needs you. You can't leave her behind.

- And Transylvania is dangerous. - Yes, it is.

Dirk, she's still a child.

- Imagine she was our child. - Oh...

You will make the right decision. I trust you.

(quiet, gloomy sounds)

This can't be true!

Dirk gone, Daka gone, Franz gone... Megafumps!

(threatening sounds)

Silvania?

No, it's me! Hey, it's just me!

- (bats scream) - Murdo?

Yes.

(dark, mysterious music)

- That one is not on here. - Silvania, my background singer.

Skysati, but I'll have to ask. It's a regulation.

- Nah, that... - The rule is the rule.

Yes, that's why that's why it's called, um... regulation.

- Guys, um... - Are you going?

Where to?

Inquiries? Hm?

(pompous voice) Stay here!

(dramatic guitar sounds)

(hisses)

Hi, guys.

- Hi... - It's me. Don't stare like that.

I am... your manager.

Now let us in, do our job.

What else?

Uh...

According to paragraph, uh... 45865...

Point 743... YZ... Transylvanian National Eternity Law

stands for obstruction, embezzlement

or transfer of the willingness to inactivity... or overactivity...

the holy water punishment.

- Holy water? - Holy water? Uh, of course!

- (Izel) Uh... - (Dirk laughs) Well?

(Follow us!

Here you go, here you go!

(Bodo) Come in, thank you.

- Oh, now that's dangerous. - Uh, wait a minute!

Uh... We don't have time for that!

Skysati, but the flight hatch must always be closed because of the sunlight...

I think I have an idea.

We have to make use of sunlight.

That is totally dangerous.

Yes, for you, for vampires.

And how is that supposed to work?

We just have to redirect it.

You are a genius, Silvania.

Excuse me? We need a few more things.

For the show.

(dynamic pop song)

[breathes]

- Why am I actually doing this? - Because I say so.

Okay.

(pop song continues)

(he hisses)

Reflection is the term used in physics

the reflection of waves at a boundary surface,

at which the characteristic impedance or the refractive index

of the propagation medium changes.

Great!

(pop song continues)

(hisses)

(dark music)

(bat cries)

(wind noise)

(general murmuring)

(frightening sounds)

(drum beats)

(simgt) Traaanssilvaaa...

niaaa

- ( M u rd o) Transsi/vaaa... - (Silvania) Wuzzpogoi...

What'?

- Aaaniaaa - oista snips, flupso, flugo

-Transsylvania, rodna inima moi -Transsylvania, rodna inima moi

-Transsylvania -Transsylvania

-Job enzero oista -Job enzero oista

-Doe Iibana -Doe Iibana

-Transsylvania -Transsylvania

(drum beats)

(Music stops)

Say hello to our bloodthirsty ruler:

Antanasia!

(applause)

Vampire Lords of Transylvania, I present to you...

Franzox the first!

(Murmuring)

We are gathered here,

to crown him as our undisputed ruler.

Are you willing to do this?

(crowd) The dark forces protect the king!

(Gong echoes)

(hissing)

(continuous buzzing)

Open up, you damn rental thing!

(Franz cries softly)

(dark music)

Should anyone,

whether we ourselves or someone else,

take the blasphemous risk of trying to change this to change this black tradition,

so be he damned for all eternity.

(crowd) The dark forces protect the king!

The dark forces protect the king!

The dark forces protect the king!

(groans)

(howling wind)

(crowd) The dark forces protect the king!

(laughing) "Yes!

Time to go.

(Franz cries)

(dramatic music)

What is that?

Oh God! No!

(Faster!

What is this? It's twelve noon and the sun is shining!

Get lost, you damn moon! Get lost!

Fumps, it's getting darker!

- What's going on? - Nero-Solaris!

The sun is darkening again!

(Music becomes more exciting)

No, that's not possible!

Thank God!

(hisses)

Clever. Really clever.

It could have worked, but today...

is Nero-Solaris.

(laughs) Today the night conquers the day and devours the light!

Uh, a solar eclipse.

Yes, you could call it that.

Every 375 years lies the Black Castle

at noon sharp in complete darkness.

But only a few people know that. Too bad... for you.

Your brother is mine.

(Hey, let me go!

Let go! Ow!

(crowd hisses)

(Vampire traitor!

- Quiet! - Half-breed vampires!

- (crowd hisses) - (loudly) Quiet!

(Silence)

Anyone who is not quiet is kicked out.

Let us continue.

Daddy?

You think you can take what you want,

and steal a family together, but that's not how it works!

You can't force Franz!

Sooner or later he will want to go back to his family.

This is the crown of oblivion. It erases all memories.

- What? - No matter what he wants now or not:

As soon as I crown him, the new ruler will forget his family.

No...

But we will never forget Franz!

We love him and will always be there for him, always!

The dark forces protect the king!

(crowd) The dark forces protect the king!

(Chanting continues)

(Speaking choir stops) (Melody of "The moon has risen")

(Melody continues) (chant fades away)

(sings) The moon has risen

The golden stars are shining

(both) Bright and clear in the sky

The forest stands black and silent

And get out of the meadow!

(she groans) (crown falls to the floor)

The white mist is wonderful

(she moans softly)

(quietly) With Dracula... Where did you get that?

Do you remember?

Yes.

You were once a human being yourself.

(metallic rattling)

She was yours.

I got it for my birthday.

I think it was the ninth.

We had a big party. Everyone was there.

Mom, Dad...

my sister Viktoria...

and my brother... Otto.

(sniffles and sobs)

I wasn't always the who I am now.

I was once a completely normal girl.

A human child.

And I also had a family!

But they are all long dead.

(crying) I miss her so much.

I have forgotten what it can feel like in here.

How warm it can be.

And how much it hurts.

(Murmuring)

Adzio, my little one.

(sad music)

Thank you for coming.

- I'm sorry for what I said. - Forget it.

You're not a scaredy-cat. You are incredibly brave.

I could never have done it without you.

Thank you.

Are you my daddy?

Yes...

- Yes, I'm your daddy. - (Bodo cheers)

And now you do always do what I tell you.

(repeats silently)

(owl hoot)

(Karl-Heinz cooing)

- I will miss all that. - You can visit me at any time.

I'll do that.

- And you take care of Karlotta. - (cooing)

(cheerful music)

Dödö, dö... Ow!

- Let's leave them like this for a while. - Tempting.

But somehow I liked them better before.

You're right, so am I.

(I'll put everything in place, for the defense of my castle.

(magic sound)

And now? Just over it, or what?

- That's how Antanasia explained it. - My horse...

Well, they won't turn turn into frogs.

But it would be fun.

(magical sounds)

(Hm?

You're sitting here, while your son is in danger?

You're sitting around too! And I have everything under control!

- What are you going to do when Antanasia comes? - Stop it...

Dad! Mom. - Huh? '

Everything is fine. Antanasia was here...

'How? - What?

Daka followed immediately...

- Actually, Silvania... - With Dirk's help.

Franz is safe again.

And Antanasia is no longer a danger.

- (Franz laughs) - You were in Transylvania? Alone?

- My God. - These are my daughters!

(Mihai makes kissing noises)

You brave little bats.

(cheerful music)

Are you sure that you don't want me to stay?

For sure.

You deserve the celebration, my hero. I am so proud of you.

- So, go on, now. - All right.

But only very briefly.

Dearest?

I have a little something else to tell you about me and our child.

Now you're making me curious.

(Mihai) I'm really looking forward to that.

Oh 1

- That's great! - (Mihai) I'm already really hungry.

Excellent. I'm really looking forward to that.

For my wife too?

- What is Böhnisch doing here? - Hello there!

(Hello there!

Well, that looks like looks like a great party.

- Hello, Mrs. Böhnisch. - Mrs. Tepes. Well, a real vampire...

knows how to party, huh?

So, Mr. Tepes, yesterday in the marketplace...

That must be an amazing feeling!

Just take off and...

Wow!

You'll have to show me!

- Surely you can learn? - Well...

(she sighs) Well, then...

(laughs sheepishly) I wish you a great party. Bye bye!

- Bye bye. - Wow!

Can anyone tell me what's going on here?

They told everyone, in the middle of Bindburg.

I have what?

- That your husband is a "vampire". - His air show was great.

Mom?

But that's... God oh God. God oh God.

- It went down well. - (Mihai) Yes, I think so!

Some wishes come true.

Boibine! Datiboi, mom. No more hiding at last.

- You're welcome. - That's my wife!

- You're really funny under hypnosis. - Is that so?

- Dirk, what... - I don't know if you like it.

- Oh my goodness. - A vampire.

(Our neighbor!

(all laugh)

(Pop song: "Black Magie" by Little Mix)

("Black magic" continues)

(they coo)

(kiss sound)

(cooing with pleasure and kissing sounds)

Blood sausage, minced meat and blood soup.

Enjoy your meal and say hello to your wife.

- Thank you, I'll pass it on. - Piece of sausage for the little one?

Oh, with pleasure.

Thank you. Hmm... Well? (baby laughs)

Ow! Not the dad, just the sausage.

- She's got a big bite, huh? - Yes, we are too...

very proud.