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SubTitles created by Freejack and Whisper-AI
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What's up, Jimmy?
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Yo, what's up bro? I'm
glad you made it!
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Dude, what is this?
- This is the whole project
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I've been working on for weeks, bro.
This is the ChronoTron 3,000.
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It's our very own time machine, man.
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Our very own time machine.
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Are you sure, bro?
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Yeah. Are you for real? Are you
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just gonna erase us from
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existence or something, dude?
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Are you sure this thing is safe, Jimmy?
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Yeah, bro. I'm just dialing up
the last few things.
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I've checked out all the safety protocols
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and it's gonna work. There's
nothing gonna go wrong.
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We're gonna go back to
the year of 1985.
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All right. Are you sure
we're not gonna just
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erase our existence or something, dude?
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What? No, bro, I've done
tons of research on it.
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What happens if I click this button right here though?
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I won't do that.
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Tell me that. That might be bad, dude.
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Gotcha. Come on.
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You ready to go back to 1985?
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Why 1985? For real?
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Come on, man. Why 1985?
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Like, 1985 was the pinnacle
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of the human race.
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It was when the arts and the
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sciences and, you know,
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everything that we know of
was all created.
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We get to go back and
experience that and learn from
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it and become famous and you know fucking
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a lot of women and all that
you know what I mean?
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I mean, shit if you say so.
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Oh yeah. By the way, can I see
your phone for a second?
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Yeah sure all right
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gonna download this
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little app real quick for you
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what the hell all right okay so this is
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what's gonna like send us off
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all right so we just gotta turn that on
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Sure, thing's connected, my seat belt.
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Here we go.
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This is gonna be our time
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machine to get back.
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We're just gonna hit that little button
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that's gonna send us straight
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back to reality.
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Whatever you said, bro.
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Perfect.
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All right, let me download
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this real quick.
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You're the genius.
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All right, you gotta download them.
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Top of the year of 1985, and
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we are golden.
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We're gonna go.
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Hold on, before we do this,
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how does all this stuff work again?
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Are you sure about this?
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All right, look, with the frequencies,
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the vibrations, the harmonics,
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I know you probably wouldn't
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understand anything about that,
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but look, when it all comes together
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and it's all calibrated together,
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it makes a time machine,
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believe it or not.
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And we're about to use it to
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go back to 1985. All right.
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You ready?
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Let's go, I'm ready when you are.
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Are you sure about the time?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, 100%.
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Once that gets downloaded,
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We're gonna calibrate these
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two together.
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So this is gonna calibrate with that.
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All right, you ready to go to
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that's in 85
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Let's do this. You ready
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press that button. Just don't kill us.
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No, we're good. We're good.
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Sure. Yeah, let's go
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Here we go
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Where the fuck are we?
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Dude, we made it. What the?
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We're in 1985.
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85?
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I thought you said 95.
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Oh my god.
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Bro, you idiot.
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How are you going to send us
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to the wrong gear?
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Might be, bro.
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Though, I mean, what the fuck?
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Where the fuck are we?
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Wait a minute.
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I know this couch. That table?
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Wait a minute, wait a minute,
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wait a minute, wait a minute.
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This, this is crazy.
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This... Dude, Warren, my
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grandma's house from 1995.
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What the hell?
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I mean, Warren, we think we
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were going to spawn honestly.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, do
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you hear that? I bet that's my mom.
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What?
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When she was 18.
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She's probably hot.
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Right?
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Wait a minute.
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We gotta be quiet.
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Because it could change
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everything you first spotted. I mean...
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Do you hear that though?
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How the hell are we gonna
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get out of here?
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Let's go check it out. Come on.
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Oh shit.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Did you see Tommy in algebra class?
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I know. So crazy.
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He definitely got detention. For sure.
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Yeah I don't know I'm not
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sure but it was so crazy
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like what's wrong with
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people yeah I have some
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homework and stuff but I
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could hang out later yeah
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definitely yeah I'm down to
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go to the mall I have a lot
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of homework though
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So, I guess we'll see.
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Yeah, it's crazy. Okay, girl.
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I'll talk to you later.
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I have to go. Okay, bye.
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Oh my god.
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Joey Lawrence's butt is so
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fucking cute.
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Like, I would have that man's babies.
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Yeah, but he's not Jordan Kenalino.
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Oh, my so-called life!
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Ooh!
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I think I hear my step mom's
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voice she's here too so do
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you think I'll ever end up
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with guys like that he's
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saying the boys at our school
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they're disgusting not
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even kiss worthy much less
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you know you know like what
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like sex don't be a
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prude you know what I mean
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that's besides the point boys
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are gross so
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Oh, what does that mean?
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You're a lesbian?
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No, I'm not a lesbian.
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I kissed a girl once and I
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really liked it.
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Shut up, liar.
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Yeah, it was summer camp,
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1993, couple years ago.
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And I won't tell you the girl's name,
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but we sat up all night long making out
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until the sun came up.
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I could taste her like cherry
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chap stick on my lips
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and it was so fucking hot.
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And now I masturbate to it
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all the time.
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It gets the job done.
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Oh my gosh.
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So, like, what do you think
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about when you masturbate? Ew, no.
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Come on, do you think about
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big, hard, veiny dicks?
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Or do you think about sweet,
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soft, little pussies? Ew, no.
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I'm not gonna tell you.
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Well, have you ever even kissed a girl?
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No.
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No?
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Mm-mm.
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Well, you don't know until
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you try, if you like it.
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I don't think I'm into girls.
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How about you close your eyes
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and we just try it out?
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See if you like it.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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I'm just a lesbian.
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Dude, I think so.
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What the fuck?
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What?
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Who are you guys and how did
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you get in my room?
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Um, I mean, who are we?
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We're the new neighbors.
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We just came by to say hi. Yeah.
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New neighbors?
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We don't have any new neighbors.
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Besides, you don't know how to knock?
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My grandma let us in.
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You mean your mom let us in?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Okay. Well, where did you come from?
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We just moved in. Yeah, yeah.
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We're like a couple of houses down.
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You see us moving all week?
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Maybe you guys can like show
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us around the new neighborhood.
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Okay, so what do you want?
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Hold on a second. Hold on a second.
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So, these pink guys are kind
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of hot, right?
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Yeah, but they look really familiar.
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Stop being such a dork.
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Like, have we met them before?
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Yeah, I feel like we've
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totally met them before or
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something, but...
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Let's do this.
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We have been waiting for hot
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guys to move into our
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neighborhood for so long.
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This is our chance to lose
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our virginity.
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Bro, I don't wanna fuck. Are you crazy?
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Bro, she's your stepmom.
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Oh, fuck it, Mom. Problem solved.
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You can fuck my mom.
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You think I want you to fuck my mom?
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Yeah, that's true.
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But like, I swear I've met them before.
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Bro, what do you mean, what
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do we do now?
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This is the opportunity of a lifetime.
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We may not get famous, but
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we're gonna get laid.
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I just can't put my finger
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on, like, where they're from.
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I don't know, I have a bad
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feeling about this.
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I mean, we could really mess
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up the timeline for real.
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What do you mean, dude?
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That's what we built the time
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machine for.
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We can just go back and fix it.
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Technically, yes, but...
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Are you down, though?
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Yeah.
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Yes. Okay, cool.
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So, one more time.
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Hop, hop, hop, bro.
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Let's just get laid. Fuck it.
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Who cares?
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That's literally what we have
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the time machine for.
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We can fix it. That's true.
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Exactly.
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Let's just see what happens.
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Let's see what they say. We're cool.
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We're getting pussy.
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Alright.
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Let's do it.
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Let's do it.
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Bring it in.
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Okay, so we decided you guys
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are pretty cool and you can hang.
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Uh, hang?
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Yeah, we'll hang. We'll hang.
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So, um, where did you guys come from?
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Because those are really weird clothes.
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Did you just, like, get off
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of work or something?
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Um, no, we're just, uh, we're
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just, like, influencers, you know?
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TikToks and stuff.
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TikTok?
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TikToks?
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It's not even an icon, but
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TikToks and all that.
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Yeah, we just, we're from
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Cali, we're from Cali. Oh, okay.
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That's like short for your Cali.
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Yeah, I guess so.
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You guys can't be hanging out
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with us looking like that.
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You definitely look like a
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couple of dorks.
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Dorks?
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Really need a makeover.
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Makeover!
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Okay, sit down. Sit down.
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Oh, shh. Be careful there.
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Whoa. Oh, shoot.
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That's why I know it'll square.
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Take this off.
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Oh my gosh.
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Fuck.
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Oh, shoot.
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Nice.
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Much, much better.
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Okay.
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Oh my God, I know who they
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remind me of now.
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Who?
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Our brothers.
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Oh my God.
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They do look exactly like our
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older brothers.
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Oh my God.
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That's so crazy.
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Where did you guys say you came from?
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Yeah. California. Yeah, California.
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California.
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Do you guys want a hug?
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Bro, your mom wants to fuck.
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Bro, you can't do that.
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This is our chance.
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But we just met these guys. It's okay.
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It's fate.
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We gotta do it. We can lose
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our virginity.
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They're gonna be done to fuck.
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Bro, you're insane.
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We're gonna risk our entire reality.
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Bro.
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What do you mean? This is
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exactly what we came back for.
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We're gonna literally get fucking laid.
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Just stop being a pussy bag.
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I mean, he's totally my type, so...
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Okay, fuck it.
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Let's do it.
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Let's do it.
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Yes!
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That's fucking...
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Okay, fuck it. Come back.
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Fuck it.
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Fix everything that happens.
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We got this.
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Awesome.
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Okay, just jump bro, just jump.
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Alright, alright, alright.
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Let's do it.
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I've watched a lot of porn.
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I've looked at my dad's VHS tapes.
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So it's okay, we got this, I got you.
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Okay?
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Yes!
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I can fix anything.
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Okay.
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[both chuckle]
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