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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,533 --> 00:00:02,366 吉時已到 2 00:00:02,466 --> 00:00:03,399 起棺 3 00:00:16,666 --> 00:00:18,133 啊啊 4 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:19,466 啊啊 5 00:00:22,466 --> 00:00:24,166 啊啊啊啊 6 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:29,566 你這麼狠心走了我們怎麼就走了 7 00:00:29,566 --> 00:00:30,499 給多少錢 8 00:00:30,666 --> 00:00:34,533 我們可怎麼辦啊啊 9 00:00:34,533 --> 00:00:37,399 兩塊我就一塊大洋 10 00:00:37,966 --> 00:00:46,666 我們是靠實力干苦活的啊啊啊啊啊啊 11 00:00:49,266 --> 00:00:51,733 啊啊啊 12 00:00:53,133 --> 00:00:54,766 太危險了 13 00:00:54,766 --> 00:00:57,166 哈哈哈哈 14 00:01:52,100 --> 00:01:53,000 九叔來了 15 00:01:53,066 --> 00:01:54,366 九叔九叔 16 00:01:55,733 --> 00:01:56,899 九叔來了 17 00:01:57,533 --> 00:01:58,399 師傅來了 18 00:01:59,866 --> 00:02:00,499 啊啊 19 00:02:00,500 --> 00:02:01,400 九叔來了 20 00:02:08,966 --> 00:02:09,966 德玄長老 21 00:02:10,333 --> 00:02:12,533 這橫死之人不能衙葬 22 00:02:12,700 --> 00:02:14,266 一定得土葬 23 00:02:20,066 --> 00:02:22,866 官懸崖邊早日昇遷呢 24 00:02:23,300 --> 00:02:24,733 你說的沒錯 25 00:02:25,266 --> 00:02:28,299 本來此崖壁50向陽 26 00:02:28,700 --> 00:02:30,000 子時見風 27 00:02:30,466 --> 00:02:33,866 上有青松壓頂下有固石盤龍 28 00:02:34,066 --> 00:02:36,466 是名副其實的風水寶地 29 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:48,666 來你再看這關蓋上的塵土黑紅相間 30 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:50,300 屍臭撲鼻呀 31 00:02:50,300 --> 00:02:51,466 再看觀像 32 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:52,800 由西轉東 33 00:02:53,100 --> 00:02:55,966 是南不見陽子不見風 34 00:02:56,566 --> 00:03:00,099 這橫死之人埋葬於此容易失身不腐 35 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:01,933 怨氣不散啊 36 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:05,200 敖師傅 37 00:03:06,166 --> 00:03:08,733 你是說有人動了官相 38 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:13,600 不錯風水寶地變成了巨嬰之地 39 00:03:15,066 --> 00:03:17,333 九叔九叔 40 00:03:18,766 --> 00:03:21,166 我家淨臉不見了 41 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:35,266 天圓地方 42 00:03:35,666 --> 00:03:36,699 律令九章 43 00:03:36,733 --> 00:03:37,766 七星披玉 44 00:03:43,666 --> 00:03:44,799 聲音四方 45 00:03:52,866 --> 00:03:54,066 上請三清 46 00:03:54,500 --> 00:03:55,766 下請地靈 47 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,200 天清地靈 48 00:03:59,766 --> 00:04:00,966 無所遁心 49 00:04:03,733 --> 00:04:04,533 起 50 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:23,900 精靈啊你在哪呢 51 00:04:23,900 --> 00:04:24,733 精靈 52 00:04:25,533 --> 00:04:26,466 精靈 53 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:42,666 青蓮青蓮 54 00:04:43,066 --> 00:04:44,399 青蓮是你嗎 55 00:04:46,066 --> 00:04:46,866 青蓮 56 00:04:47,566 --> 00:04:48,366 別過去 57 00:04:48,466 --> 00:04:50,699 啊青蓮 58 00:04:51,100 --> 00:04:52,966 這些天你去哪了呀 59 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:56,800 娘找你找的好苦啊青蓮 60 00:04:57,600 --> 00:04:59,500 青蓮你去哪了呀 61 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:02,200 找你一天了都啊 62 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:03,933 啊啊 63 00:05:04,566 --> 00:05:05,366 啊 64 00:05:10,866 --> 00:05:11,999 九叔 65 00:05:12,466 --> 00:05:17,299 一定要救救我家青蓮呀九叔 66 00:05:17,733 --> 00:05:18,699 沒有呼吸 67 00:05:19,933 --> 00:05:22,199 胸腔內有不散之氣 68 00:05:22,700 --> 00:05:23,800 全身僵硬 69 00:05:24,766 --> 00:05:26,866 脈搏剛強有力 70 00:05:27,100 --> 00:05:28,766 啊師傅 71 00:05:29,133 --> 00:05:31,866 那豈不是生不喘氣死不斷氣啊 72 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:33,900 師傅 73 00:05:34,933 --> 00:05:35,999 莫非是 74 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:37,800 殭屍 75 00:05:38,933 --> 00:05:40,299 哪有什麼殭屍 76 00:05:40,900 --> 00:05:42,366 是中了蟲骨了 77 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:45,333 青蓮啊我的女兒啊 78 00:05:45,766 --> 00:05:50,199 究竟是誰這麼狠心對你下的徒手啊 79 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:52,300 我怎麼知道誰下的苦 80 00:05:52,533 --> 00:05:54,166 天下苦衷很多 81 00:05:54,700 --> 00:05:56,166 屍都多了去了 82 00:05:56,566 --> 00:05:58,266 怎麼查呀 83 00:06:00,266 --> 00:06:01,533 據我所知 84 00:06:01,700 --> 00:06:04,066 骨質種類分為12種 85 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:07,900 而青蓮種的恰恰就是棺材骨 86 00:06:07,900 --> 00:06:08,800 棺材骨 87 00:06:09,066 --> 00:06:09,966 我也不錯 88 00:06:10,566 --> 00:06:11,933 你看這鼓蟲 89 00:06:12,666 --> 00:06:13,799 頭部發黑 90 00:06:13,900 --> 00:06:15,300 尾部發紅 91 00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:17,333 長年累月在關中 92 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:20,200 吃的是腐肉飲的是濕疣 93 00:06:20,900 --> 00:06:23,933 養骨人一旦將刺骨放入他人體內 94 00:06:23,966 --> 00:06:26,933 中骨之人便會喪失心智 95 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:28,200 任其擺佈 96 00:06:28,700 --> 00:06:31,766 淨活扯他已經死了 97 00:06:32,333 --> 00:06:34,166 還任憑其擺佈 98 00:06:35,500 --> 00:06:37,066 我什麼世面 99 00:06:39,466 --> 00:06:41,166 沒見過 100 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:43,466 媽呀啊 101 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:48,700 啊啊大警察沒事沒事啊快下來 102 00:06:54,166 --> 00:06:56,533 這這也太惡毒了吧 103 00:06:57,266 --> 00:07:02,499 難道最近失踪的少女都是此人所為 104 00:07:03,933 --> 00:07:04,999 很有可能 105 00:07:05,966 --> 00:07:08,133 從他右臂的傷痕來看 106 00:07:08,733 --> 00:07:11,399 重骨只是使其迷失心智 107 00:07:12,533 --> 00:07:13,533 取其觸子 108 00:07:13,533 --> 00:07:15,899 陰邪才是兇手的目的 109 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:18,600 如果我沒猜錯的話 110 00:07:19,066 --> 00:07:21,666 應該和餵養奎古英有關 111 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:24,200 什麼是 112 00:07:24,500 --> 00:07:25,533 奎古英啊 113 00:07:26,866 --> 00:07:30,366 古詩以懷有身孕的母體作為孕體 114 00:07:30,900 --> 00:07:34,100 每日餵食參有五毒的處子之行 115 00:07:34,466 --> 00:07:37,466 體內陰寒之氣加上五毒之力 116 00:07:37,933 --> 00:07:41,399 使嬰孩出世之後嗜血殘暴 117 00:07:41,500 --> 00:07:42,966 一旦操縱不當 118 00:07:43,266 --> 00:07:44,799 便會濫殺無辜 119 00:07:45,666 --> 00:07:49,599 因此魁谷英是古樹界明令敬仰之物 120 00:07:50,366 --> 00:07:51,933 都明令敬仰了 121 00:07:52,266 --> 00:07:54,366 那怎麼還有人養魁谷英呢 122 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:58,200 我想背後之人一定另有所圖 123 00:08:45,766 --> 00:08:46,666 啊 124 00:08:47,366 --> 00:08:50,333 啊啊 125 00:09:17,566 --> 00:09:24,866 啊啊啊 126 00:09:27,466 --> 00:09:29,066 啊 127 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:32,000 哎 128 00:09:32,666 --> 00:09:33,466 百靈 129 00:09:33,900 --> 00:09:36,800 你這個紙人照著你的這個樣子扎的吧 130 00:09:36,866 --> 00:09:38,199 你太難看了 131 00:09:38,766 --> 00:09:39,566 餵 132 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:42,966 紙人是拿來燒的又不是給你當老婆 133 00:09:43,300 --> 00:09:44,666 說話注點意 134 00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:46,533 小心你遭雷劈啊 135 00:09:46,533 --> 00:09:47,333 不買了 136 00:09:48,566 --> 00:09:51,899 就是百靈小姐風韻妖嬈溫柔多姿 137 00:09:51,966 --> 00:09:53,699 怎麼能跟紙相提並論呢 138 00:09:54,066 --> 00:09:56,466 你看看我那褲活也不容易 139 00:09:56,466 --> 00:09:57,866 能不能不生氣哈哈 140 00:09:58,000 --> 00:09:59,533 想多了吧你 141 00:10:00,566 --> 00:10:01,899 拿來怎麼了師姑 142 00:10:02,300 --> 00:10:05,866 哎他這人真有意思啊拿貨不給錢 143 00:10:05,966 --> 00:10:06,999 還想占我便 144 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:07,800 宜 145 00:10:08,133 --> 00:10:12,266 雖然我閉月羞花沉魚落雁 146 00:10:13,066 --> 00:10:15,666 但是人家早已心有所屬 147 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:17,500 還閉月呢 148 00:10:17,500 --> 00:10:19,000 我看辟邪還差不多 149 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,100 就你這樣的脫光了追我三條街 150 00:10:21,100 --> 00:10:22,566 我都不帶看你一眼的 151 00:10:22,566 --> 00:10:23,999 你踢我我就踢你 152 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:24,566 怎麼了 153 00:10:24,566 --> 00:10:25,666 你信不信我脫給你看的啊 154 00:10:25,666 --> 00:10:26,266 好了好了好了好了好了快走快走吧 155 00:10:26,266 --> 00:10:26,799 哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎 156 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:27,200 哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎 157 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:27,899 哎哎哎哎 哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎 158 00:10:27,900 --> 00:10:28,466 哎哎哎哎 哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎 159 00:10:28,466 --> 00:10:29,333 哎哎哎哎哎哎 哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎 160 00:10:29,333 --> 00:10:29,666 哎哎哎哎哎哎哎 161 00:10:29,666 --> 00:10:30,133 哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎 162 00:10:30,133 --> 00:10:30,566 哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎 163 00:10:30,566 --> 00:10:31,299 哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎 164 00:10:31,300 --> 00:10:32,100 哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎 165 00:10:32,100 --> 00:10:33,733 我也不脫給你看 166 00:10:33,733 --> 00:10:35,166 我不稀罕看 167 00:10:35,500 --> 00:10:37,400 人都給你嚇跑了師姑 168 00:10:37,700 --> 00:10:39,200 對了師姑 169 00:10:39,466 --> 00:10:40,666 你倆臭小子 170 00:10:41,300 --> 00:10:42,766 怎麼想起來看我了 171 00:10:42,866 --> 00:10:45,266 師姑我師父讓我們來取點硃砂 172 00:10:45,266 --> 00:10:46,866 順便把叮噹接回家 173 00:10:47,266 --> 00:10:49,099 叮噹最近沒有不聽話吧 174 00:10:49,333 --> 00:10:52,066 反正比你倆聽話哈哈 175 00:10:53,666 --> 00:10:55,933 你最近有沒有惹師姑生氣啊 176 00:10:56,766 --> 00:10:58,466 啊阿吉啊 177 00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:01,066 我今天晚上去給阿婆的兒子做場 178 00:11:01,066 --> 00:11:03,666 法事啊十個大洋啊 179 00:11:04,333 --> 00:11:05,399 三七分 180 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:06,900 哎三七分 181 00:11:06,933 --> 00:11:09,733 怎麼樣便宜你倆臭小子了 182 00:11:10,700 --> 00:11:11,533 便宜你們了 183 00:11:11,666 --> 00:11:13,599 這可比哭話好看多了 184 00:11:13,866 --> 00:11:18,866 你師姑我可不像你們師傅那麼小氣哎 185 00:11:18,933 --> 00:11:20,699 看看你倆這身行頭 186 00:11:21,100 --> 00:11:23,133 起碼三四年了吧 187 00:11:23,366 --> 00:11:24,933 師姑說的沒錯啊 188 00:11:25,333 --> 00:11:26,999 3年加四年 189 00:11:27,166 --> 00:11:29,966 7年下個月就八年了啊 190 00:11:29,966 --> 00:11:32,366 哇歲數比我還大哎 191 00:11:33,566 --> 00:11:34,366 去 192 00:11:34,566 --> 00:11:39,533 怎樣師姑帶你們去發財好不好啊 193 00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:40,533 好好好 194 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:41,966 哈哈哈 195 00:11:43,300 --> 00:11:44,300 去不了 196 00:11:44,533 --> 00:11:47,099 因為我師父還有一場法事要做 197 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:51,533 對於本大隊長的英雄事蹟 198 00:11:51,733 --> 00:11:56,166 我個人呢總結了以下兩點一 199 00:11:56,933 --> 00:11:57,866 不浮誇 200 00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:00,566 二不張揚 201 00:12:01,133 --> 00:12:03,999 讓村民口口相傳去吧 202 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,766 好好好好 203 00:12:07,100 --> 00:12:10,733 聽說吳青蓮被發現時身中毒骨 204 00:12:10,866 --> 00:12:12,166 已經命喪九泉 205 00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:15,099 其餘的失踪少女現在是否安全 206 00:12:15,266 --> 00:12:16,533 既然有了線索 207 00:12:16,533 --> 00:12:18,599 能否給大家一個破案期限呢 208 00:12:18,766 --> 00:12:20,599 呃這個嘛 209 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:24,733 其實有點棘手 210 00:12:25,266 --> 00:12:26,099 不過啊 211 00:12:27,066 --> 00:12:28,333 你們也看到了 212 00:12:28,766 --> 00:12:33,333 我警局人員個個以一擋百英勇善戰 213 00:12:33,366 --> 00:12:36,966 從他媽的眼神中不難看出信心滿滿 214 00:12:36,966 --> 00:12:39,133 相信不久定能真破此案 215 00:12:40,466 --> 00:12:42,066 這里四面環山 216 00:12:42,333 --> 00:12:43,466 山屬五行 217 00:12:44,100 --> 00:12:45,766 金木水火土 218 00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:50,599 這五座山連起來就會形成相生相剋 219 00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:52,933 此地在五山之中 220 00:12:53,333 --> 00:12:55,466 所以常年陽氣旺盛 221 00:12:56,266 --> 00:12:58,066 青蓮屬於橫死 222 00:12:58,066 --> 00:12:59,399 怨氣太重 223 00:13:00,133 --> 00:13:02,899 埋葬於此再合適不過了 224 00:13:03,900 --> 00:13:05,866 師傅硃砂來了 225 00:13:06,300 --> 00:13:07,166 師傅嗯 226 00:13:13,700 --> 00:13:15,166 師傅差不多了 227 00:13:15,166 --> 00:13:16,566 看上去夠深了 228 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:20,466 坑沙離地五尺三 229 00:13:20,766 --> 00:13:22,533 兇怨之氣不入關 230 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:24,766 一定要看到底沙才行 231 00:13:24,866 --> 00:13:27,366 師傅這萬一底下沒有沙層 232 00:13:27,466 --> 00:13:28,966 這不白乾了嗎 233 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:36,100 你看這土中參雜碎石 234 00:13:36,100 --> 00:13:37,300 水分又大 235 00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:39,566 這就是風水中的精髓 236 00:13:40,366 --> 00:13:42,399 尋龍點穴看山水 237 00:13:42,666 --> 00:13:44,866 高處源頭低處尾 238 00:13:45,266 --> 00:13:48,766 有河流自然有土沙嗯 239 00:13:48,933 --> 00:13:49,899 這個我知道 240 00:13:50,166 --> 00:13:52,733 土中有石渣坑底必出砂 241 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,466 等會下官一定要記住 242 00:13:55,900 --> 00:13:57,100 硃砂鋪官邸 243 00:13:57,533 --> 00:13:58,766 糯米蓋官邸 244 00:13:59,666 --> 00:14:00,866 哎師傅 245 00:14:00,866 --> 00:14:03,666 糯米和硃砂放在一起會不會更好啊 246 00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:07,533 我覺得你閉上嘴會更好 247 00:14:08,966 --> 00:14:10,333 師傅為什麼 248 00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:15,700 為什麼我就管不住我這張嘴呢 249 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:21,800 師傅好了 250 00:14:22,933 --> 00:14:23,766 封土 251 00:14:27,766 --> 00:14:30,799 一定要在日落之前將封土填上 252 00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:34,666 最近有村民接連失踪 253 00:14:34,933 --> 00:14:35,966 上頭有令 254 00:14:36,100 --> 00:14:38,733 徹查方圓10裡的山間林地 255 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:42,166 哎哎隊長準備好了出發 256 00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:25,300 啊 257 00:15:25,900 --> 00:15:26,700 啊 258 00:15:28,166 --> 00:15:30,399 你看叮噹睡得多香啊 259 00:15:39,066 --> 00:15:39,866 啊 260 00:15:41,300 --> 00:15:42,100 啊 261 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,166 啊啊 262 00:15:53,700 --> 00:15:56,966 收死他收死他收死他 263 00:16:22,866 --> 00:16:23,766 啊啊 264 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:30,566 馬騰古曼通體綁個坑 265 00:16:30,566 --> 00:16:31,899 高塔本未拉提帶 266 00:16:31,900 --> 00:16:33,166 一個蒙托迪 267 00:16:33,366 --> 00:16:36,966 老太龐大給看了海陸托根公紮帶了 268 00:16:38,166 --> 00:16:40,599 種其因食其果 269 00:16:41,066 --> 00:16:44,866 看來後山棺材谷一定和魁谷英有關 270 00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:46,700 那怎麼辦啊師傅 271 00:16:46,700 --> 00:16:49,600 當務之急要抓緊時間找到母體 272 00:16:49,900 --> 00:16:52,166 一定要阻止魁谷英將士 273 00:16:59,933 --> 00:17:04,666 我一直把你放心裡 274 00:17:04,766 --> 00:17:08,666 你傷我傷的太徹底 275 00:17:08,733 --> 00:17:12,366 愛我你就全心全意 276 00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:15,700 不愛我你就滾一邊 277 00:17:15,700 --> 00:17:16,966 我跳 278 00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:21,900 我跳哎我還跳哎 279 00:17:22,100 --> 00:17:25,700 我跳啊啊 280 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:29,533 啊 281 00:17:32,700 --> 00:17:35,800 哎呀救命啊救命啊 282 00:17:36,533 --> 00:17:37,333 呀 283 00:17:38,466 --> 00:17:39,899 救命啊 284 00:17:40,866 --> 00:17:41,766 我的天吶 285 00:17:42,866 --> 00:17:43,666 啊 286 00:17:51,566 --> 00:17:52,933 啊 287 00:17:53,733 --> 00:17:55,066 啊 288 00:18:07,100 --> 00:18:07,900 哈 289 00:18:09,533 --> 00:18:10,333 哈 290 00:18:11,900 --> 00:18:13,333 哈哈哈哈 291 00:18:13,366 --> 00:18:15,199 槍聲一響 292 00:18:15,866 --> 00:18:17,999 順利收場 293 00:18:18,700 --> 00:18:21,300 兄弟們鼓掌 294 00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:22,200 哈哈哈 295 00:18:22,300 --> 00:18:23,933 什麼順利收場 296 00:18:23,933 --> 00:18:26,299 我看你是嫌我活得太長 297 00:18:28,466 --> 00:18:30,899 百靈怎麼是你啊 298 00:18:31,066 --> 00:18:33,666 你來啊準沒好事 299 00:18:35,133 --> 00:18:36,766 怎麼跟表哥說話 300 00:18:37,866 --> 00:18:38,899 算你跑得快呀 301 00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:40,866 還愣著幹什麼快追呀 302 00:18:41,900 --> 00:18:44,166 哎這個快呀 303 00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:46,299 是是是給我追哎哎哎 304 00:18:46,300 --> 00:18:47,100 好啊 305 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:48,800 啊 306 00:18:49,100 --> 00:18:49,900 啊 307 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:51,400 醒醒啊 308 00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:57,866 哈哈哈 309 00:18:58,600 --> 00:18:59,533 哈 310 00:18:59,733 --> 00:19:02,733 哈哈哈 311 00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:10,166 看我抓到他 312 00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:12,933 我扒了他的皮哎哎 313 00:19:13,300 --> 00:19:14,100 哎 314 00:19:18,900 --> 00:19:20,066 兄弟們跟我上 315 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:22,500 扒了他的皮扒了他的皮 316 00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:23,200 扒了他的皮 317 00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:24,000 扒了他的皮 318 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:24,766 我出了他的筋 319 00:19:24,766 --> 00:19:25,766 我出了他的筋 320 00:19:25,933 --> 00:19:26,866 扒了他的皮 321 00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:27,933 扒了他的皮 322 00:19:27,933 --> 00:19:28,733 扒了他的皮 323 00:19:28,733 --> 00:19:29,733 扒了他的皮 324 00:19:54,700 --> 00:19:55,500 師傅 325 00:19:57,100 --> 00:19:57,900 師傅 326 00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:00,066 哎 327 00:20:02,866 --> 00:20:03,699 百靈 328 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:06,366 你可想好了 329 00:20:06,866 --> 00:20:10,966 這可是一次千載難逢的好機會 330 00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:15,333 只要把它往上面一澆 331 00:20:16,133 --> 00:20:17,266 哈哈哈 332 00:20:17,966 --> 00:20:23,066 升官發財指日可待呀哈哈哈 333 00:20:23,966 --> 00:20:25,599 我可告訴你表哥 334 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,466 他可是我百靈的救命恩人 335 00:20:28,566 --> 00:20:30,333 你要是敢打他的主意 336 00:20:30,533 --> 00:20:33,499 信不信我把你的屍給抖出去呀 337 00:20:34,866 --> 00:20:36,799 哈哈表妹 338 00:20:37,366 --> 00:20:38,799 你嚇唬表哥呀 339 00:20:38,966 --> 00:20:40,899 我有什麼值得你抖的 340 00:20:42,066 --> 00:20:42,866 哼 341 00:20:43,733 --> 00:20:47,866 那要是你的老相好怡紅月的如花 342 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,700 你不會忘記了吧 343 00:20:50,966 --> 00:20:52,199 沒關係啊 344 00:20:52,333 --> 00:20:53,666 你表嫂知道 345 00:20:54,100 --> 00:20:54,966 哈哈哈 346 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:59,500 那要是你的大舅子吳局長知道了 347 00:21:01,866 --> 00:21:03,099 表妹 348 00:21:03,766 --> 00:21:05,066 你真逗啊 349 00:21:05,166 --> 00:21:06,966 跟你開開玩笑你 350 00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:09,099 還當真了小心眼 351 00:21:18,700 --> 00:21:19,666 哎呀 352 00:21:20,733 --> 00:21:21,899 祖宗啊 353 00:21:21,900 --> 00:21:23,400 你就別叫了 354 00:21:23,533 --> 00:21:27,099 你來了毛英九就集體為你送行了 355 00:21:27,466 --> 00:21:28,266 隊長 356 00:21:28,766 --> 00:21:29,566 隊長 357 00:21:29,666 --> 00:21:30,999 九九叔來了 358 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:31,800 啊 359 00:21:32,066 --> 00:21:32,866 啊 360 00:21:34,266 --> 00:21:35,733 放放放下 361 00:21:37,466 --> 00:21:41,366 九叔大半夜到我警局 362 00:21:41,366 --> 00:21:43,399 這一定有什麼要緊事了 363 00:21:44,366 --> 00:21:45,166 隊長 364 00:21:45,866 --> 00:21:49,533 我在崖邊發現打鬥的痕跡和百靈的車 365 00:21:49,533 --> 00:21:53,799 嗯百靈是不是出事了哈哈哈 366 00:21:54,666 --> 00:21:55,466 九叔啊 367 00:21:55,966 --> 00:21:58,966 百靈他沒事哈哈哈快回去睡吧 368 00:21:59,266 --> 00:22:01,333 我師姑到底是傷還是殘 369 00:22:01,466 --> 00:22:02,766 是生還是死啊 370 00:22:02,766 --> 00:22:03,933 沒事沒事 371 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,733 我表妹好著呢 372 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:06,966 快回去睡吧 373 00:22:06,966 --> 00:22:07,766 先別走 374 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,533 我師姑是不是真的遭遇不測了 375 00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:13,933 師姑你死的好慘 376 00:22:13,933 --> 00:22:16,866 人都沒見著就剩一個車軲轆了 377 00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:19,333 臭小子 378 00:22:19,966 --> 00:22:21,066 哭什麼哭啊 379 00:22:21,066 --> 00:22:22,866 你師傅我不走都讓你哭走了 380 00:22:22,866 --> 00:22:25,166 師傅你沒事吧百靈 381 00:22:26,066 --> 00:22:28,499 既然你沒事我就放心了 382 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,533 我沒事你回去睡吧 383 00:22:32,300 --> 00:22:33,100 走吧 384 00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:44,400 隊長 385 00:22:45,766 --> 00:22:46,699 這是 386 00:22:50,133 --> 00:22:50,933 啊 387 00:22:56,066 --> 00:22:58,299 到底是馬還是猴啊 388 00:23:03,100 --> 00:23:03,966 大馬 389 00:23:04,133 --> 00:23:07,566 猴哎哎哈哈哈 390 00:23:07,566 --> 00:23:08,366 大馬猴 391 00:23:08,666 --> 00:23:12,533 大馬猴大馬猴大馬猴是這麼叫的嗎 392 00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:13,900 是啊 393 00:23:15,133 --> 00:23:16,399 哈哈哈 394 00:23:16,766 --> 00:23:18,733 母馬猴 395 00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:22,300 對對對母馬猴哎 396 00:23:24,733 --> 00:23:26,166 嘿嘿嘿哎呀 397 00:23:26,166 --> 00:23:27,499 不好意思啊隊長 398 00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:29,666 這個槍走火了 399 00:23:29,666 --> 00:23:31,599 嘿嘿最近不知道怎麼搞的 400 00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:33,700 這槍老是莫名其妙的走火 401 00:23:33,966 --> 00:23:35,766 哎這要是打傷了還好說 402 00:23:35,766 --> 00:23:37,566 要打死了就不好辦了 403 00:23:37,566 --> 00:23:41,366 隊長這槍走火你可不能問我的罪呀 404 00:23:41,366 --> 00:23:44,133 嘿嘿嘿那看情況吧 405 00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:47,733 盡量別走火 406 00:23:48,900 --> 00:23:50,666 師傅咱還是回來吧 407 00:23:51,166 --> 00:23:53,699 走不走我還是人家說了算呢 408 00:23:54,066 --> 00:23:57,866 師傅師傅走了師傅哎 409 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,133 送九叔 410 00:24:03,366 --> 00:24:07,266 師傅大隊長什麼時候喜歡養猴了呀 411 00:24:07,266 --> 00:24:08,333 什麼養猴 412 00:24:08,533 --> 00:24:10,066 分明是耍猴 413 00:24:10,666 --> 00:24:16,133 啊你是說很明顯他們在撒謊撒謊 414 00:24:31,700 --> 00:24:33,333 原來在這裡 415 00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:35,000 師傅 416 00:24:35,133 --> 00:24:37,533 我們走正門還是翻牆啊 417 00:24:39,133 --> 00:24:40,933 盡量別吵醒裡面的人 418 00:24:41,066 --> 00:24:42,866 以免引起不必要的麻煩 419 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,933 阿金等會進去把這 420 00:24:44,933 --> 00:24:47,166 根鋼釘插入他的喉嚨中 421 00:24:47,466 --> 00:24:50,166 好緊急行事上 422 00:24:50,166 --> 00:24:51,766 嗯阿強 423 00:24:52,066 --> 00:24:53,099 你留在這裡 424 00:25:04,466 --> 00:25:05,266 啊 425 00:25:29,333 --> 00:25:30,333 怎麼了師傅 426 00:25:32,466 --> 00:25:35,866 院中有枯樹後人沒活路 427 00:25:36,866 --> 00:25:38,399 乃大兄之仇 428 00:26:21,766 --> 00:26:22,966 啊 429 00:26:24,333 --> 00:26:25,666 千萬別出聲啊 430 00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:28,100 不然今晚的飢荒全都泡湯了 431 00:26:30,166 --> 00:26:32,066 啊說好了別出聲啊 432 00:26:37,566 --> 00:26:40,333 殺人了殺人了 433 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,566 殺人了跟我去看看 434 00:26:43,566 --> 00:26:44,766 來人了 435 00:26:45,500 --> 00:26:46,533 來人了 436 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,300 被人發現了師傅 437 00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:49,866 走啊走啊 438 00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:50,866 師傅快走 439 00:26:55,966 --> 00:26:56,400 師傅 440 00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:57,566 快點救命 441 00:27:01,666 --> 00:27:03,333 別出聲說好不出聲 442 00:27:03,700 --> 00:27:04,500 別出聲 443 00:27:04,933 --> 00:27:06,599 說好不出聲啊 444 00:27:06,900 --> 00:27:08,333 還不把我放下來對了嗎 445 00:27:11,866 --> 00:27:12,599 走了走了 446 00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:14,533 哎呀等我有時間再來找你啊 447 00:27:14,533 --> 00:27:15,333 你誰呀 448 00:27:16,366 --> 00:27:17,166 你 449 00:27:17,533 --> 00:27:18,366 快快快 450 00:27:18,533 --> 00:27:19,333 明月 451 00:27:21,266 --> 00:27:23,599 明月剛剛有人出什麼事了 452 00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:25,466 怎麼了 453 00:27:25,466 --> 00:27:28,166 剛剛有三個人來我家行凶被我發現了 454 00:27:28,166 --> 00:27:30,199 還說還說要回來找我 455 00:27:30,266 --> 00:27:30,866 怎麼 456 00:27:30,866 --> 00:27:31,799 有這事 457 00:27:33,266 --> 00:27:34,166 死人了嗎 458 00:27:36,300 --> 00:27:37,733 好像還沒有 459 00:27:38,066 --> 00:27:39,333 去掉好像 460 00:27:39,866 --> 00:27:41,399 那就是沒有 461 00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:44,766 兄弟們去 462 00:27:45,366 --> 00:27:46,766 是你身為保安隊長 463 00:27:46,766 --> 00:27:48,566 保護一方百姓平安是你的職責 464 00:27:48,566 --> 00:27:49,666 你怎麼可以這樣 465 00:27:55,066 --> 00:27:58,099 吼吼吼我說是誰呢 466 00:27:59,066 --> 00:28:01,533 原來是大記者呀 467 00:28:02,500 --> 00:28:03,933 你家死人了 468 00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:06,700 這不都平平安安的站在這了嗎 469 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,466 你這是強詞奪理 470 00:28:09,466 --> 00:28:12,133 明天我就寫一篇你玩乎職守的報導 471 00:28:12,266 --> 00:28:15,733 我還說你這是報假案呢 472 00:28:16,766 --> 00:28:18,066 來人帶走 473 00:28:18,466 --> 00:28:21,266 是哎不行這可不行啊大隊長 474 00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:23,200 使不得呀使不得呀 475 00:28:23,266 --> 00:28:24,333 大隊長哎呀 476 00:28:24,333 --> 00:28:25,866 使不得使不得呀 477 00:28:26,333 --> 00:28:27,299 大隊長 478 00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:41,500 大隊長您發什麼火呀 479 00:28:41,900 --> 00:28:46,066 我妹妹她還小性子急不懂事 480 00:28:46,300 --> 00:28:47,866 您別和他計較 481 00:28:48,100 --> 00:28:48,900 姐姐 482 00:28:49,900 --> 00:28:52,966 沒事了啊沒事了沒事了都散了吧 483 00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:59,700 哦 哦哦哦對對對對都散了吧散了吧啊 484 00:28:59,700 --> 00:29:00,533 正好 485 00:29:00,766 --> 00:29:05,466 我跟你們家大小姐了解點情啊哈哈哈 486 00:29:05,500 --> 00:29:06,300 姐 487 00:29:07,766 --> 00:29:09,399 嗯哼 488 00:29:10,300 --> 00:29:11,100 哼 489 00:29:14,500 --> 00:29:16,400 大小姐嗯 490 00:29:16,933 --> 00:29:21,766 不知道什麼時候有時間 491 00:29:22,566 --> 00:29:26,966 我想單獨找你了解一下情況 492 00:29:27,566 --> 00:29:31,499 也好早日緝拿行凶之人吶 493 00:29:32,733 --> 00:29:33,533 哦 494 00:29:35,500 --> 00:29:39,266 那就明天晚上吧嗯 495 00:29:39,533 --> 00:29:40,366 哈 496 00:29:40,533 --> 00:29:41,366 哈哈 497 00:29:45,866 --> 00:29:47,133 我還不信 498 00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:49,200 你還能翻牆進來 499 00:29:53,933 --> 00:29:57,399 我該怎麼進去呢 500 00:30:34,733 --> 00:30:35,533 更美 501 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:41,800 天 502 00:30:46,133 --> 00:30:49,533 哎師傅二小姐不會真出了什麼事吧 503 00:30:50,333 --> 00:30:51,133 哎呦 504 00:30:51,133 --> 00:30:52,799 人家姑娘有沒有危險 505 00:30:53,533 --> 00:30:55,066 跟你有什麼關係啊 506 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:04,766 你小子情竇初開是不是你 507 00:31:05,100 --> 00:31:06,600 嗯我說對了吧 508 00:31:06,933 --> 00:31:08,199 師傅你看他呀 509 00:31:08,466 --> 00:31:09,733 好了別鬧 510 00:31:10,866 --> 00:31:13,599 天一亮趕緊到鎮子上去弄點黑枸杞 511 00:31:13,866 --> 00:31:15,299 再買兩隻公雞回來 512 00:31:17,333 --> 00:31:19,666 一定要阻止魁谷英將士 513 00:31:20,300 --> 00:31:21,500 阻止誰啊 514 00:31:21,866 --> 00:31:24,133 阻止你師兄啊洞邪孽 515 00:31:24,866 --> 00:31:26,066 我跟你說 516 00:31:26,066 --> 00:31:27,699 你可別學壞哦 517 00:31:28,866 --> 00:31:30,199 號外號外 518 00:31:30,333 --> 00:31:32,266 布加145隻羊 519 00:31:32,300 --> 00:31:34,066 頑虎之首大隊長 520 00:31:34,500 --> 00:31:35,966 哎有肉哎 521 00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:36,700 啊 522 00:31:36,700 --> 00:31:37,200 這一份 523 00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:39,866 看來這暴射的生意也沒那麼好做啊 524 00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:42,866 不就是顧甫咬死幾隻羊嗎 525 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,966 你看人家顧甫也不在乎這幾隻羊 526 00:31:45,966 --> 00:31:47,466 哎呀誰說不是呢 527 00:31:47,466 --> 00:31:49,533 王府之首大隊長啊 528 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,533 顧甫快告辭聖君 529 00:31:53,500 --> 00:31:54,600 號外號外 530 00:31:54,900 --> 00:31:55,866 你幹什麼 531 00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:57,266 我要你 532 00:31:57,500 --> 00:31:58,266 啊 533 00:31:58,266 --> 00:31:59,766 哈哈哈 534 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,133 特大新聞 535 00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:04,966 顧家虐待一群羊隊長威武有善戰 536 00:32:04,966 --> 00:32:05,766 大隊長 537 00:32:05,966 --> 00:32:06,866 來來來來 538 00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:09,200 快給我拿一份報紙 539 00:32:09,900 --> 00:32:11,100 副官給賞錢了 540 00:32:11,100 --> 00:32:11,900 去 541 00:32:12,700 --> 00:32:13,500 去去 542 00:32:15,500 --> 00:32:16,533 爹呀 543 00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:19,366 咱家祖墳 544 00:32:19,933 --> 00:32:22,133 冒煙了哈哈哈 545 00:32:23,166 --> 00:32:27,766 恭喜大隊長我阿彪終於光宗耀祖了 546 00:32:27,766 --> 00:32:29,399 啊啊啊啊啊 547 00:32:32,566 --> 00:32:33,899 厚愛厚愛 548 00:32:34,133 --> 00:32:36,533 富家145隻羊頑虎壯大 549 00:32:36,533 --> 00:32:38,499 這哪是祖墳冒煙啊 550 00:32:39,300 --> 00:32:41,166 這分明是著火了 551 00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:49,500 你睡了嗎 552 00:32:51,566 --> 00:32:52,866 我進來了 553 00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:59,166 你怎麼不點燈啊 554 00:33:03,566 --> 00:33:04,366 明月 555 00:33:05,100 --> 00:33:05,800 爹 556 00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:07,166 咱家那五隻羊 557 00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:09,200 不知道被什麼東西給咬死了 558 00:33:09,500 --> 00:33:12,466 還有你娘他這幾天總是神神叨叨的 559 00:33:12,866 --> 00:33:14,133 他身體不好 560 00:33:14,133 --> 00:33:16,066 你得多陪陪他去啊 561 00:33:16,066 --> 00:33:16,999 知道了爹 562 00:33:34,733 --> 00:33:35,766 秋月 563 00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:38,100 哦 564 00:33:38,333 --> 00:33:41,666 哈哈還給我留個門 565 00:33:41,933 --> 00:33:42,366 嘿嘿 566 00:33:42,366 --> 00:33:43,499 小寶貝 567 00:33:49,100 --> 00:33:49,900 寶貝 568 00:33:52,533 --> 00:33:53,099 這 569 00:33:53,100 --> 00:33:54,166 這怎麼喜歡 570 00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:55,933 黑燈瞎火的 571 00:33:56,666 --> 00:33:57,466 嘿嘿 572 00:34:05,933 --> 00:34:07,366 哈哈哈哈 573 00:34:09,966 --> 00:34:10,866 哈 574 00:34:10,866 --> 00:34:13,566 原來你喜歡這個呀 575 00:34:13,566 --> 00:34:14,866 哈哈哈哈 576 00:34:15,666 --> 00:34:20,899 我也喜歡啊啊 577 00:34:22,766 --> 00:34:23,666 哎呀 578 00:34:24,900 --> 00:34:25,933 哎呀 579 00:34:29,900 --> 00:34:30,700 哎呀 580 00:34:31,900 --> 00:34:33,066 哎呀 581 00:34:33,866 --> 00:34:35,533 這可怎麼辦呢 582 00:34:37,900 --> 00:34:40,666 老爺小姐好像中邪了 583 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,000 小姐這可怎麼 584 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:44,900 辦呀我現在疼著你 585 00:34:46,366 --> 00:34:47,166 啊 586 00:34:48,933 --> 00:34:50,533 啊啊啊 587 00:34:57,600 --> 00:34:58,966 啊 588 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,266 啊啊 589 00:35:06,966 --> 00:35:08,399 啊啊 590 00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:16,066 哎 591 00:35:16,066 --> 00:35:18,533 哎小叔哎呦 592 00:35:18,766 --> 00:35:20,766 嚇死我了嚇死我了 593 00:35:20,933 --> 00:35:23,133 差點沒命了趕緊走 594 00:35:23,266 --> 00:35:25,766 否則就不是差點了啊 595 00:35:26,466 --> 00:35:27,266 啊 596 00:35:27,733 --> 00:35:28,533 阿吉阿祥 597 00:35:28,933 --> 00:35:31,299 讓院裡的人趕緊出去關閉大門 598 00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:32,666 是是救救 599 00:35:33,300 --> 00:35:35,000 救救我家女兒啊 600 00:35:42,900 --> 00:35:44,166 終於現身 601 00:35:47,100 --> 00:35:48,466 我看你往哪跑 602 00:35:49,566 --> 00:35:50,366 啊 603 00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:53,000 啊 604 00:36:05,900 --> 00:36:07,900 啊啊 605 00:36:51,166 --> 00:36:51,966 師兄 606 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:53,333 冒煙了啊 607 00:36:53,333 --> 00:36:54,266 快走啊 608 00:36:54,666 --> 00:36:56,333 哎呦哎呦 609 00:36:56,766 --> 00:36:57,566 啊 610 00:37:00,366 --> 00:37:03,266 眼睛都冒機芯了 611 00:37:03,266 --> 00:37:04,066 啊 612 00:37:04,700 --> 00:37:05,900 啊 613 00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:15,600 啊 614 00:37:17,366 --> 00:37:18,166 啊 615 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:23,566 啊 616 00:37:23,566 --> 00:37:24,999 啊啊啊 617 00:37:25,733 --> 00:37:26,533 啊 618 00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:32,000 能不能一次說完 619 00:37:34,533 --> 00:37:36,733 還是師傅厲害 620 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:40,733 啊 621 00:37:40,733 --> 00:37:41,533 厲害 622 00:37:45,300 --> 00:37:46,900 千萬別讓毛筆掉了 623 00:38:01,133 --> 00:38:06,066 別鬧我師父說了這毛筆啊不能掉 624 00:38:44,300 --> 00:38:45,100 啊 625 00:38:46,566 --> 00:38:47,133 啊 626 00:38:47,133 --> 00:38:49,199 啊啊啊 627 00:38:50,466 --> 00:38:51,266 啊 628 00:38:54,366 --> 00:38:55,166 啊 629 00:38:56,066 --> 00:38:56,866 啊 630 00:38:57,533 --> 00:38:58,566 啊啊 631 00:39:04,866 --> 00:39:05,666 嗯 632 00:39:05,766 --> 00:39:07,533 師兄嗯定住了 633 00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:09,066 哼你真棒 634 00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:10,666 嘿嘿那是 635 00:39:11,166 --> 00:39:13,566 早知道用你的寫了嘿嘿 636 00:39:15,333 --> 00:39:16,133 啊 637 00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:21,333 啊 638 00:39:21,333 --> 00:39:22,733 啊 639 00:39:23,266 --> 00:39:24,166 啊啊 640 00:39:27,300 --> 00:39:28,166 啊二小姐 641 00:39:28,166 --> 00:39:29,299 跟我去警察局 642 00:39:29,366 --> 00:39:31,099 這是我我會管你的 643 00:39:31,533 --> 00:39:32,933 大小姐還有救 644 00:39:33,500 --> 00:39:35,866 抓緊時間安排人把他送到義莊醫治 645 00:39:35,966 --> 00:39:36,699 姐姐 646 00:39:36,700 --> 00:39:37,400 一定要快 647 00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:39,200 我們隨後就到快快快 648 00:39:39,733 --> 00:39:40,533 哎 649 00:39:42,500 --> 00:39:43,300 呀 650 00:39:45,733 --> 00:39:47,199 師兄你這是乾嘛 651 00:39:47,333 --> 00:39:49,566 百靈你闖大禍了 652 00:39:51,300 --> 00:39:53,100 師兄你到底要幹什麼 653 00:39:53,100 --> 00:39:54,600 他可是我的救命恩人 654 00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:56,200 他生的是奎古英 655 00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:56,766 啊 656 00:39:56,766 --> 00:39:58,766 啊奎古英 657 00:41:07,300 --> 00:41:08,266 生日快樂 658 00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:16,600 哦 659 00:41:18,300 --> 00:41:20,500 啊 660 00:41:21,966 --> 00:41:22,766 啊 661 00:41:33,366 --> 00:41:34,166 啊 662 00:41:36,666 --> 00:41:37,466 啊 663 00:41:38,066 --> 00:41:39,299 走了師傅啊哈 664 00:41:40,933 --> 00:41:42,333 哈哈 665 00:42:04,333 --> 00:42:05,199 阿吉阿祥 666 00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:06,900 趕緊取些柴來 667 00:42:06,900 --> 00:42:09,800 哦哦好乾嘛要撒謊啊 668 00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:12,000 拿主開什麼玩笑 669 00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:14,500 你看我像跟你開玩笑嗎 670 00:42:14,766 --> 00:42:16,566 魁谷英嗜血殘暴 671 00:42:16,733 --> 00:42:19,599 一旦被他逃脫便會濫殺無辜 672 00:42:19,866 --> 00:42:21,399 不想死的話敢講 673 00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:22,166 我說的 674 00:42:22,166 --> 00:42:23,866 娶錯 675 00:42:24,533 --> 00:42:25,666 那就趕緊吧 676 00:42:26,466 --> 00:42:28,166 哎呀快張開 677 00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:29,600 快去 678 00:42:30,166 --> 00:42:32,899 師兄師兄你非要這麼做嗎 679 00:42:33,266 --> 00:42:34,333 哎呀師兄 680 00:42:34,566 --> 00:42:36,999 百靈事關重大 681 00:42:37,166 --> 00:42:38,466 不可兒戲啊 682 00:42:38,566 --> 00:42:39,766 趕緊收啊 683 00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:41,000 表哥不要 684 00:42:42,133 --> 00:42:43,466 哎呀我來 685 00:42:45,266 --> 00:42:46,166 九叔說話 686 00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:47,866 魁谷英嗜血狂暴 687 00:42:47,866 --> 00:42:50,199 這麼凶險的東西我豈能容他 688 00:42:50,266 --> 00:42:51,666 這是我的職能所在 689 00:42:53,366 --> 00:42:54,366 表哥 690 00:43:01,300 --> 00:43:02,566 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊 691 00:43:07,900 --> 00:43:09,966 啊啊啊啊啊啊 692 00:43:10,966 --> 00:43:11,699 啊 693 00:43:11,700 --> 00:43:13,000 啊啊啊啊 694 00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:23,600 啊 695 00:43:24,066 --> 00:43:24,866 啊 696 00:43:26,133 --> 00:43:26,933 啊 697 00:43:29,533 --> 00:43:30,366 你沒事吧 698 00:43:31,100 --> 00:43:33,733 跟你吧你幹什麼啊 699 00:43:37,100 --> 00:43:37,733 哈哈哈 700 00:43:37,733 --> 00:43:38,399 阿香 701 00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:39,266 來來來來 702 00:43:39,266 --> 00:43:40,366 還是你來燒啊 703 00:43:40,533 --> 00:43:41,399 你比較合適 704 00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:44,200 你去燒哎你去你去哈哈哈 705 00:43:45,066 --> 00:43:46,266 這樣收吧 706 00:43:46,766 --> 00:43:48,866 收吧收吧 707 00:43:49,100 --> 00:43:49,900 收什麼呢 708 00:43:49,933 --> 00:43:52,499 收啊收收收 709 00:43:54,266 --> 00:43:55,066 收 710 00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:56,000 我再收 711 00:43:57,866 --> 00:43:58,666 師兄 712 00:43:59,533 --> 00:44:02,099 爹常常教導我們萬物皆有靈性 713 00:44:02,100 --> 00:44:03,333 不渴望犧牲 714 00:44:03,500 --> 00:44:05,566 更何況他還救過我的命 715 00:44:05,866 --> 00:44:06,866 師父說過 716 00:44:07,300 --> 00:44:09,866 要替天行道斬妖除魔 717 00:44:10,533 --> 00:44:12,333 一腳踏進生死門 718 00:44:12,366 --> 00:44:14,299 今生難做紅塵人 719 00:44:15,100 --> 00:44:16,333 當斷不斷 720 00:44:16,500 --> 00:44:17,666 反受其亂 721 00:44:21,466 --> 00:44:22,266 哎呀 722 00:44:22,900 --> 00:44:23,766 哎呀 723 00:44:24,166 --> 00:44:24,966 隊長 724 00:44:25,366 --> 00:44:27,133 德玄朝著警局方向來了 725 00:44:27,900 --> 00:44:28,966 你個德玄 726 00:44:29,066 --> 00:44:30,199 有什麼大驚小怪 727 00:44:30,333 --> 00:44:31,899 瞧你那沒出息的樣子 728 00:44:32,366 --> 00:44:33,733 給我攔住不就完了嗎 729 00:44:33,733 --> 00:44:36,933 攔不住局長也在局長 730 00:44:38,333 --> 00:44:39,133 局長 731 00:45:58,733 --> 00:46:00,799 哼成天一聲淚 732 00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:02,200 我吳某服過誰 733 00:46:02,666 --> 00:46:04,766 哈哈哈哈 734 00:46:05,766 --> 00:46:08,333 哎就是這個哈哈哈 735 00:46:09,966 --> 00:46:10,866 有啊哎 736 00:46:11,666 --> 00:46:13,966 吳局長真是神機妙率啊 737 00:46:14,700 --> 00:46:15,900 在我與這狼妖 738 00:46:16,466 --> 00:46:19,999 大戰三百回合不分勝負之時 739 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,200 幸虧呀您及時趕到 740 00:46:22,566 --> 00:46:23,899 將他就地正法 741 00:46:24,266 --> 00:46:27,199 您保住了全鎮百姓的平安 742 00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:28,000 呀呀 743 00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:29,900 這三個是啥 744 00:46:30,100 --> 00:46:32,900 想當年兩把大刀手中握 745 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:34,600 獨自端掉土匪窩 746 00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:37,000 而且啊消滅匪徒3,000多 747 00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:40,100 哎呀成拼命小王子 748 00:46:40,100 --> 00:46:42,466 哎呀哈哈哈 749 00:46:43,166 --> 00:46:44,566 武器威武 750 00:46:45,066 --> 00:46:47,666 真是氣死山河呀 751 00:46:53,866 --> 00:46:55,199 吳局長能啥 752 00:46:55,466 --> 00:46:56,899 應該還有一個 753 00:46:57,866 --> 00:47:01,066 恐怕就在這警察局的附近 754 00:47:01,866 --> 00:47:03,133 依我看啊 755 00:47:03,133 --> 00:47:05,666 依我看局長的安危最重要 756 00:47:05,866 --> 00:47:08,166 這樣我這就派人前去查找 757 00:47:08,266 --> 00:47:09,733 請吳局放心 758 00:47:09,733 --> 00:47:13,199 大隊長這百姓們都在看著呢 759 00:47:13,300 --> 00:47:16,166 你這是想搶吳局長的風頭啊 760 00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:21,000 哎啥風頭不風頭的都是自己人 761 00:47:21,066 --> 00:47:22,166 誰查不是查 762 00:47:22,500 --> 00:47:24,166 來人走走 763 00:47:24,166 --> 00:47:26,099 啊呀扒拉我幹啥 764 00:47:57,400 --> 00:47:59,733 呦幹嘛呢 765 00:48:00,166 --> 00:48:01,566 這麼粗魯 766 00:48:05,866 --> 00:48:06,666 閃開閃開 767 00:48:07,166 --> 00:48:07,766 是是 768 00:48:07,766 --> 00:48:11,933 相公還不快來扶人家一把哎 769 00:48:12,300 --> 00:48:14,766 表啊這是啊 770 00:48:14,933 --> 00:48:16,399 我表妹表妹夫 771 00:48:16,900 --> 00:48:18,866 看樣子快生孩子了 772 00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:21,500 是回頭隨個份子啊 773 00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:23,100 毛一九 774 00:48:23,766 --> 00:48:25,333 你再不扶我 775 00:48:26,300 --> 00:48:29,166 以後咱們可要斷後了 776 00:48:29,333 --> 00:48:31,266 百靈姑娘哎 777 00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:33,400 什麼時候懷孕啊 778 00:48:34,500 --> 00:48:35,300 哎哎 779 00:48:36,333 --> 00:48:37,133 哎 780 00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:38,933 恭喜 781 00:48:40,533 --> 00:48:41,499 恭喜啊 782 00:48:44,100 --> 00:48:46,200 你不隨點禮嗎 783 00:48:46,766 --> 00:48:47,733 哈哈哈 784 00:48:49,366 --> 00:48:50,399 天不早了 785 00:48:50,933 --> 00:48:54,366 你們回去吧回去吧啊 786 00:48:55,333 --> 00:48:56,266 快走快走 787 00:48:57,100 --> 00:48:58,000 哈哈哈 788 00:49:03,066 --> 00:49:04,299 不對呀 789 00:49:05,466 --> 00:49:07,266 應生性殘暴 790 00:49:07,300 --> 00:49:09,166 毫無人性才對 791 00:49:10,533 --> 00:49:12,299 你是人嗎 792 00:49:14,733 --> 00:49:16,199 啞巴呀 793 00:49:17,066 --> 00:49:19,133 我教你說話好不好 794 00:49:19,166 --> 00:49:22,266 和我一起說師傅 795 00:49:27,266 --> 00:49:28,933 他也不像師傅說的那麼厲害 796 00:49:28,933 --> 00:49:30,866 那我給你起個名字吧 797 00:49:30,966 --> 00:49:33,466 就叫你小啞巴 798 00:49:33,466 --> 00:49:36,666 師傅是不是弄錯了呀應該是 799 00:49:36,666 --> 00:49:38,566 你喜歡這個名字嗎 800 00:49:39,566 --> 00:49:40,366 哎 801 00:49:41,133 --> 00:49:42,566 不過也難怪 802 00:49:43,566 --> 00:49:45,299 師父無兒無女的 803 00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:48,900 對孩子這塊確實沒什麼經驗 804 00:49:48,933 --> 00:49:49,866 怎麼可能呢 805 00:49:50,466 --> 00:49:52,366 那你教我怎麼做呀 806 00:49:52,666 --> 00:49:54,066 應該 807 00:49:57,266 --> 00:49:57,866 應該 808 00:49:57,866 --> 00:49:59,166 拿個凳子坐 809 00:50:00,166 --> 00:50:00,966 凳子 810 00:50:31,666 --> 00:50:32,599 壞了壞了 811 00:50:33,300 --> 00:50:34,733 一定是昨天晚上 812 00:50:34,966 --> 00:50:37,933 被大將軍秋雨給害慘了 813 00:50:42,866 --> 00:50:44,333 我姐姐怎麼樣了九叔 814 00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:46,400 啊九叔 815 00:50:47,266 --> 00:50:50,799 我我啊啊啊九叔 816 00:50:50,866 --> 00:50:52,699 我女兒到底怎麼樣了 817 00:50:53,300 --> 00:50:55,366 顧老爺我就說我找你 818 00:50:55,733 --> 00:50:57,166 哎哎 819 00:50:58,666 --> 00:50:59,899 顧老爺放心 820 00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:01,933 幸虧醫治的及時 821 00:51:02,133 --> 00:51:03,133 並無大礙 822 00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:08,000 回去後糯米水泡浴休息幾日方可痊癒 823 00:51:08,866 --> 00:51:10,066 那我去看看我姐姐 824 00:51:12,366 --> 00:51:13,266 九叔 825 00:51:14,366 --> 00:51:15,699 這糯米水 826 00:51:15,766 --> 00:51:18,733 真能去除我家小姐體內的狼毒嗎 827 00:51:18,933 --> 00:51:21,666 五穀中糯米屬羊 828 00:51:21,900 --> 00:51:23,366 五行屬金 829 00:51:23,766 --> 00:51:25,199 肝臟屬陰 830 00:51:25,300 --> 00:51:26,600 五行屬木 831 00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:31,533 也就是中醫裡常說的米筋克肝目 832 00:51:31,666 --> 00:51:33,866 糯米祛濕毒 833 00:51:34,300 --> 00:51:36,800 九叔真是人心人數啊 834 00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:38,533 顧老爺過獎了 835 00:51:38,533 --> 00:51:39,766 哪裡哪裡 836 00:51:41,333 --> 00:51:45,166 隊長啊你找我有什麼事嗎 837 00:51:45,166 --> 00:51:48,133 啊啊沒事沒事啊 838 00:51:48,133 --> 00:51:51,133 我就是過來看看大小姐的病情 839 00:51:51,566 --> 00:51:54,999 沒事我就放心了哈哈哈放心了 840 00:51:58,166 --> 00:52:01,099 對對對買糯米買糯米 841 00:52:01,133 --> 00:52:01,933 哈 842 00:52:03,866 --> 00:52:04,666 哈 843 00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:07,000 哈 844 00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:15,266 啊 845 00:52:16,100 --> 00:52:17,466 哈哈哈 846 00:52:17,466 --> 00:52:19,699 哎哎隊長 847 00:52:20,066 --> 00:52:21,599 這怎麼好像不對啊 848 00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:24,466 你這毛怎麼越來越長了 849 00:52:24,700 --> 00:52:25,500 啊 850 00:52:26,100 --> 00:52:26,900 啊 851 00:52:27,266 --> 00:52:33,999 啊不僅更長還更濃密了啊老鷹酒 852 00:52:35,300 --> 00:52:36,733 你騙我 853 00:52:37,700 --> 00:52:39,400 我可沒有騙你 854 00:52:39,666 --> 00:52:41,466 一旦他獸性大發 855 00:52:41,533 --> 00:52:43,599 不是我們能控制的了的 856 00:52:48,266 --> 00:52:49,399 我看他挺好的 857 00:52:49,533 --> 00:52:50,766 不像你說的那樣 858 00:52:51,300 --> 00:52:52,366 是師傅說 859 00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:54,933 貢品是不能亂吃的 860 00:52:59,166 --> 00:53:00,133 你娘呢 861 00:53:09,400 --> 00:53:12,733 手裡拿的海螺是你娘送給你的嗎 862 00:53:13,133 --> 00:53:13,933 嗯 863 00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:45,666 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊 864 00:53:54,266 --> 00:53:58,099 鬼谷英將士應該有六盔腳 865 00:53:58,933 --> 00:54:00,799 為什麼只有四個呢 866 00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:03,000 因為你的死期到來了 867 00:54:04,533 --> 00:54:08,266 王英九你居然出餿主意害我 868 00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:11,533 我今天要是不將你一槍放倒 869 00:54:12,866 --> 00:54:16,399 就對不起我這一身性感的長毛 870 00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:19,766 餵表哥你是不是有什麼誤會啊 871 00:54:21,300 --> 00:54:22,133 百靈 872 00:54:22,966 --> 00:54:26,499 毛英九騙我糯米可以驅除狼毒 873 00:54:26,966 --> 00:54:28,199 沒想到啊 874 00:54:28,366 --> 00:54:31,099 我狼毒沒治反而長了一身毛 875 00:54:31,666 --> 00:54:32,966 不應該呀 876 00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:37,066 不知隊長傷在何處 877 00:54:42,533 --> 00:54:43,866 我哪天晚上去了 878 00:54:47,100 --> 00:54:49,466 凡事都得對症下藥 879 00:54:49,866 --> 00:54:53,133 頭油止火只會適得其反 880 00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:56,000 哈哈哈我只能試試看 881 00:54:56,933 --> 00:54:58,166 能不能根治 882 00:54:59,166 --> 00:55:01,966 那就另當別論了 883 00:55:02,300 --> 00:55:03,266 啊不是 884 00:55:07,266 --> 00:55:09,066 哦咕咕咕咕 885 00:55:09,733 --> 00:55:10,266 咕 886 00:55:10,266 --> 00:55:11,399 咕咕咕咕 887 00:55:12,166 --> 00:55:13,933 請問九叔在家嗎 888 00:55:14,100 --> 00:55:16,066 有什麼事跟我說吧 889 00:55:16,166 --> 00:55:17,799 我是顧府的管家 890 00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:20,066 我家夫人今天病逝了 891 00:55:20,200 --> 00:55:21,666 老爺命我前來 892 00:55:21,733 --> 00:55:25,199 請九叔為我家夫人做場法事 893 00:55:25,366 --> 00:55:28,199 哎師兄這天大的好事 894 00:55:28,500 --> 00:55:30,366 這得有多少銅板吶 895 00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:33,766 要換新衣服了去吧去吧去吧去去去 896 00:55:35,533 --> 00:55:37,199 師傅師傅 897 00:55:39,066 --> 00:55:40,266 來活了師傅 898 00:55:41,166 --> 00:55:43,333 顧老爺他夫人不在了 899 00:55:43,500 --> 00:55:45,266 讓咱們去做堂法事 900 00:55:45,466 --> 00:55:46,566 哎顧管家 901 00:55:46,866 --> 00:55:49,599 其實你們家這活找我去就行了 902 00:55:49,866 --> 00:55:51,533 我師父他老人家會的 903 00:55:51,666 --> 00:55:54,166 我也會我師父他不會的呀 904 00:55:55,600 --> 00:55:56,400 哎 905 00:55:57,133 --> 00:56:00,133 哎我師父不會的呀我更不可能會了 906 00:56:00,133 --> 00:56:02,499 不過我師父他什麼都會 907 00:56:02,500 --> 00:56:03,400 哈哈哈哈 908 00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:05,066 吹牛我可不會 909 00:56:05,366 --> 00:56:06,866 這點你比師傅強 910 00:56:06,866 --> 00:56:07,933 師傅師傅 911 00:56:07,966 --> 00:56:10,466 哎師傅趕緊彈衣服吧 912 00:56:11,266 --> 00:56:13,333 哦不趕緊談事談事 913 00:56:13,533 --> 00:56:15,399 九叔顧管家 914 00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:17,866 由於我瑣事纏身 915 00:56:17,966 --> 00:56:19,066 不便前去 916 00:56:19,300 --> 00:56:21,400 還望顧老爺節哀順變 917 00:56:22,133 --> 00:56:23,699 顧夫人的法事 918 00:56:23,733 --> 00:56:25,733 還是另指他人吧 919 00:56:26,100 --> 00:56:27,600 啊九叔 920 00:56:28,300 --> 00:56:31,266 完了這件衣服得穿到死了 921 00:56:31,533 --> 00:56:33,099 顧拐杖顧拐杖 922 00:56:33,900 --> 00:56:35,533 這也不說話這也不說話 923 00:56:38,666 --> 00:56:41,066 我懷孕的事情被傳的沸沸揚揚 924 00:56:41,500 --> 00:56:42,933 以後誰還要我 925 00:56:43,933 --> 00:56:44,733 不行 926 00:56:45,366 --> 00:56:47,933 今天必須把生米煮成熟飯 927 00:56:49,300 --> 00:56:50,100 熊 928 00:56:51,666 --> 00:56:53,199 你睡了嗎 929 00:56:53,500 --> 00:56:55,766 進來吧屋門開著呢 930 00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:07,966 這麼晚不睡覺啊 931 00:57:12,066 --> 00:57:12,866 怎麼了 932 00:57:13,133 --> 00:57:14,166 師兄 933 00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:16,866 我胸口乏悶 934 00:57:17,733 --> 00:57:19,299 四肢無力 935 00:57:19,733 --> 00:57:21,566 頭暈目眩 936 00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:24,600 我看你眼中有火面部朝紅 937 00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:28,000 可能是上火了 938 00:57:32,933 --> 00:57:37,266 師兄既然師兄了解我的秘籍 939 00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:39,000 那接下來 940 00:57:39,700 --> 00:57:41,100 怎麼辦呀 941 00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:43,600 當然是去火了 942 00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:46,933 你稍等我把衣服脫了啊 943 00:57:52,733 --> 00:57:54,366 百靈你幹嘛 944 00:57:55,333 --> 00:57:56,733 脫衣服呀 945 00:57:58,733 --> 00:58:00,566 百靈哈哈哈 946 00:58:01,100 --> 00:58:03,566 哈哈哈 947 00:58:04,466 --> 00:58:05,266 啊哈 948 00:58:05,666 --> 00:58:07,299 哈哈哈哈哈 949 00:58:07,300 --> 00:58:08,100 你們 950 00:58:09,533 --> 00:58:10,399 小祖宗啊 951 00:58:10,466 --> 00:58:11,466 千萬不能叫啊 952 00:58:11,766 --> 00:58:14,799 這咋辦啊啊算了 953 00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:16,800 要是太陽就叫出聲來 954 00:58:17,166 --> 00:58:17,566 哎呀 955 00:58:17,566 --> 00:58:18,733 不管了全部帶走 956 00:58:18,733 --> 00:58:20,533 反正是按人頭算錢的 957 00:58:23,866 --> 00:58:24,666 啊啊啊 958 00:58:24,700 --> 00:58:25,333 太旺了 959 00:58:25,333 --> 00:58:31,733 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 960 00:58:32,933 --> 00:58:33,733 哈 961 00:58:34,333 --> 00:58:37,099 哈哈哈 962 00:58:42,100 --> 00:58:42,900 哈 963 00:58:46,366 --> 00:58:50,199 我師兄經常帶我去乾枯活 964 00:58:50,933 --> 00:58:52,933 你習慣就好了 965 00:58:56,333 --> 00:58:57,166 啊哈哈哈 966 00:58:57,166 --> 00:58:57,966 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 967 00:58:59,266 --> 00:59:00,066 哈哈哈哈 968 00:59:01,500 --> 00:59:03,300 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 969 00:59:07,333 --> 00:59:08,133 給你 970 00:59:17,966 --> 00:59:18,766 哈 971 00:59:19,100 --> 00:59:20,866 哈哈哈 972 00:59:21,100 --> 00:59:22,566 哈哈哈哈 973 00:59:23,266 --> 00:59:24,533 啊啊 974 00:59:24,866 --> 00:59:25,933 哈 975 00:59:26,766 --> 00:59:27,566 哈 976 00:59:28,866 --> 00:59:29,666 哈 977 00:59:30,466 --> 00:59:31,466 夫人吶啊 978 00:59:31,500 --> 00:59:32,300 哈 979 00:59:33,466 --> 00:59:34,366 哈 980 00:59:38,133 --> 00:59:39,366 壞公英 981 00:59:39,533 --> 00:59:40,733 就咱一樁 982 00:59:41,500 --> 00:59:43,200 我知道該怎麼做了 983 00:59:55,200 --> 00:59:56,000 某永久 984 01:00:07,700 --> 01:00:09,066 德玄道兄 985 01:00:10,066 --> 01:00:13,199 不知來我義莊有何貴幹啊 986 01:00:15,533 --> 01:00:19,566 我親眼看到魁谷英進了一樁 987 01:00:21,466 --> 01:00:22,666 毛英九 988 01:00:23,333 --> 01:00:24,733 身為道門中人 989 01:00:24,866 --> 01:00:26,599 竟敢勾結南陽邪師 990 01:00:26,600 --> 01:00:28,066 偷養鬼谷英 991 01:00:28,366 --> 01:00:30,333 迫及全鎮的百姓 992 01:00:31,500 --> 01:00:32,700 德玄道兄 993 01:00:33,300 --> 01:00:34,933 何出此言吶 994 01:00:38,600 --> 01:00:42,300 你少揣著明白裝糊塗今天 995 01:00:42,533 --> 01:00:44,699 你必須交出魁谷英 996 01:00:46,300 --> 01:00:49,100 一旦他獸性大發 997 01:00:49,333 --> 01:00:50,866 全鎮的百姓 998 01:00:51,266 --> 01:00:53,533 都會慘遭毒手 999 01:00:53,533 --> 01:00:54,699 啊妖怪妖 1000 01:00:55,200 --> 01:00:56,566 怪妖怪 1001 01:00:57,466 --> 01:00:58,533 大家聽我說 1002 01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:00,100 聽我說 1003 01:01:01,300 --> 01:01:02,200 鄉親們 1004 01:01:02,900 --> 01:01:03,500 大家 1005 01:01:03,500 --> 01:01:04,300 騷 1006 01:01:04,600 --> 01:01:06,533 師姑大家冷靜一下 1007 01:01:07,133 --> 01:01:08,599 這可是硬功啊 1008 01:01:08,700 --> 01:01:10,866 啊大家快走 1009 01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:11,800 冷靜一下 1010 01:01:11,800 --> 01:01:13,466 聽我說你們救不動 1011 01:01:14,366 --> 01:01:15,166 住手 1012 01:01:16,566 --> 01:01:17,566 這一樁之內 1013 01:01:17,900 --> 01:01:19,400 都是先人敬仰之地 1014 01:01:19,966 --> 01:01:22,333 你們難道不懂先人為大嗎 1015 01:01:22,466 --> 01:01:24,933 活人都管不了了還管你們死人啊 1016 01:01:25,333 --> 01:01:26,366 收不能走 1017 01:01:26,566 --> 01:01:27,499 不能走不能走 1018 01:01:28,466 --> 01:01:29,166 不 1019 01:01:29,166 --> 01:01:30,666 能走不能走 1020 01:01:30,900 --> 01:01:31,700 不能 1021 01:01:32,300 --> 01:01:33,500 走不能走 1022 01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:42,300 你們都出去不能送 1023 01:01:58,200 --> 01:01:59,200 師傅哼 1024 01:02:02,566 --> 01:02:04,733 你們看也都看了 1025 01:02:05,133 --> 01:02:07,199 哪有什麼魁谷英啊 1026 01:02:08,166 --> 01:02:10,899 不要受別有用心之人的蠱惑 1027 01:02:11,900 --> 01:02:12,800 老英九 1028 01:02:13,700 --> 01:02:15,166 不要胡說八道 1029 01:02:15,400 --> 01:02:18,933 今天我就把你這收個底朝天 1030 01:02:25,100 --> 01:02:28,066 我們跑了很遠了他們應該追不上了 1031 01:02:30,500 --> 01:02:32,166 啊 1032 01:02:33,366 --> 01:02:34,166 啊 1033 01:02:35,100 --> 01:02:36,200 啊啊 1034 01:02:38,766 --> 01:02:42,466 小啞巴小啞巴快救我啊啊啊 1035 01:02:42,866 --> 01:02:43,666 啊 1036 01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:44,800 啊 1037 01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:46,200 啊 1038 01:02:46,533 --> 01:02:47,333 啊 1039 01:02:49,100 --> 01:02:49,900 叮噹 1040 01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:52,733 叮噹叮噹 1041 01:03:27,466 --> 01:03:28,366 阿強 1042 01:03:28,666 --> 01:03:29,866 你有沒有點出息 1043 01:03:30,766 --> 01:03:32,533 師父平時怎麼教導我們的 1044 01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:35,100 做事一定要冷靜 1045 01:03:43,133 --> 01:03:44,166 小娘們 1046 01:03:44,900 --> 01:03:45,700 小樣 1047 01:03:46,200 --> 01:03:47,733 你休想誘惑我 1048 01:03:48,100 --> 01:03:50,000 你把我阿基當成什麼人了 1049 01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:50,800 阿強 1050 01:03:52,366 --> 01:03:53,166 上 1051 01:03:55,200 --> 01:03:56,600 哈哈哈 1052 01:03:57,700 --> 01:03:58,800 我一身正氣 1053 01:03:59,200 --> 01:04:00,466 兩袖清風 1054 01:04:01,766 --> 01:04:05,699 我三頭六臂四腳朝天嘿嘿 1055 01:04:06,466 --> 01:04:07,266 嘿 1056 01:04:08,733 --> 01:04:10,366 哈哈 1057 01:04:11,266 --> 01:04:13,299 哈哈哈哈 1058 01:04:13,900 --> 01:04:14,700 哈 1059 01:04:16,600 --> 01:04:18,566 哈哈哈 1060 01:04:21,200 --> 01:04:22,466 哈 1061 01:04:27,266 --> 01:04:28,933 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 1062 01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:31,000 哇 1063 01:04:31,100 --> 01:04:31,900 啊 1064 01:04:33,466 --> 01:04:35,733 啊啊嗯 1065 01:04:35,733 --> 01:04:37,733 弄疼人家了 1066 01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:39,366 啊 1067 01:04:39,366 --> 01:04:40,566 啊啊 1068 01:04:41,366 --> 01:04:42,199 師傅 1069 01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:44,800 啊 1070 01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:46,800 啊 1071 01:04:48,566 --> 01:04:49,366 啊 1072 01:04:51,366 --> 01:04:52,699 看你倆那點出息 1073 01:04:53,100 --> 01:04:53,900 追 1074 01:04:53,966 --> 01:04:55,533 啊啊 1075 01:04:55,666 --> 01:04:56,466 啊 1076 01:04:57,200 --> 01:04:58,666 小遠吧 1077 01:04:59,366 --> 01:05:00,466 你救救 1078 01:05:01,400 --> 01:05:04,700 啊啊小遠吧 1079 01:05:07,533 --> 01:05:08,333 我們走 1080 01:05:11,333 --> 01:05:16,333 著嘿去做啞巴你快救救我 1081 01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:37,800 是你 1082 01:07:29,566 --> 01:07:31,533 九叔來了哎九叔 1083 01:07:32,200 --> 01:07:33,200 九叔來了 1084 01:07:33,333 --> 01:07:34,266 九叔來了 1085 01:07:34,866 --> 01:07:35,666 等著 1086 01:07:36,500 --> 01:07:37,566 等到了 1087 01:07:38,766 --> 01:07:41,499 該死的別鬧 1088 01:07:41,533 --> 01:07:42,333 齊了 1089 01:07:43,066 --> 01:07:44,133 關貓 1090 01:07:44,200 --> 01:07:45,700 給你們備好啊 1091 01:07:47,533 --> 01:07:48,733 五年了 1092 01:07:49,533 --> 01:07:51,566 我們該了就了斷了 1093 01:07:53,166 --> 01:07:54,166 快點快點 1094 01:07:54,300 --> 01:07:55,200 放我一個 1095 01:07:56,366 --> 01:07:58,166 你已經被我包圍了 1096 01:07:58,166 --> 01:07:59,266 哈哈哈 1097 01:08:00,866 --> 01:08:01,666 投降吧 1098 01:08:02,666 --> 01:08:05,133 你把你兒子的死都怨到別人身上 1099 01:08:05,133 --> 01:08:08,399 當初不是你兒子槍搶民女殘害百姓 1100 01:08:08,600 --> 01:08:09,700 怎麼會有今天 1101 01:08:09,900 --> 01:08:12,800 你個恩姓叨叨皇后叫九刀 1102 01:08:13,466 --> 01:08:16,466 因果自有天定沒有種下善因 1103 01:08:16,566 --> 01:08:17,766 何來善果 1104 01:08:17,800 --> 01:08:18,600 啊 1105 01:08:19,666 --> 01:08:20,599 我就收你的 1106 01:08:20,600 --> 01:08:21,266 矮童們 1107 01:08:21,266 --> 01:08:22,099 先知 1108 01:08:22,466 --> 01:08:23,966 再戰練功 1109 01:08:26,366 --> 01:08:27,866 啊加強救人 1110 01:08:27,966 --> 01:08:29,933 啊啊啊我去救地道 1111 01:08:40,333 --> 01:08:43,733 打給我往死裡打打 1112 01:08:45,933 --> 01:08:46,866 打打 1113 01:08:48,133 --> 01:08:48,933 啊 1114 01:08:49,800 --> 01:08:50,600 啊 1115 01:08:53,166 --> 01:08:54,799 哈哈哈 1116 01:08:54,866 --> 01:08:56,366 保護大隊長 1117 01:08:56,966 --> 01:08:58,099 跑了 1118 01:08:59,333 --> 01:09:00,966 保護大隊長 1119 01:09:01,200 --> 01:09:02,900 保護大隊長 1120 01:09:20,500 --> 01:09:21,500 你看 1121 01:09:22,066 --> 01:09:24,466 咱倆是同類 1122 01:09:25,766 --> 01:09:26,999 啊 1123 01:10:12,333 --> 01:10:13,999 七星北斗乾坤移 1124 01:10:14,500 --> 01:10:15,366 山川之水 1125 01:10:15,366 --> 01:10:16,266 平地起 1126 01:10:19,333 --> 01:10:20,299 急急如律令 1127 01:10:55,133 --> 01:10:56,366 啊啊 1128 01:10:57,200 --> 01:10:58,000 啊 1129 01:11:00,366 --> 01:11:01,166 啊 1130 01:11:01,366 --> 01:11:02,366 啊啊 1131 01:11:03,133 --> 01:11:06,666 哈哈哈哈哈哈 1132 01:11:12,500 --> 01:11:13,700 啊 1133 01:11:14,900 --> 01:11:15,733 啊 1134 01:11:16,366 --> 01:11:20,366 啊啊 1135 01:11:21,100 --> 01:11:22,133 啊 1136 01:11:22,900 --> 01:11:24,933 啊啊 1137 01:11:25,600 --> 01:11:27,533 好爽啊 1138 01:11:38,466 --> 01:11:39,666 啊 1139 01:12:53,600 --> 01:12:54,400 師妹 1140 01:12:55,933 --> 01:12:57,066 快滅火 1141 01:12:58,133 --> 01:12:59,566 師兄來救你了 1142 01:13:01,766 --> 01:13:02,566 啊 1143 01:13:03,100 --> 01:13:04,200 啊啊啊 1144 01:13:04,333 --> 01:13:05,933 啊啊啊 1145 01:13:06,066 --> 01:13:07,366 啊啊啊啊啊啊 1146 01:13:08,100 --> 01:13:11,166 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊 1147 01:13:13,300 --> 01:13:14,100 啊 1148 01:13:15,766 --> 01:13:16,566 啊 1149 01:14:34,600 --> 01:14:36,800 啊啊 1150 01:14:39,766 --> 01:14:41,966 啊 1151 01:14:44,166 --> 01:14:45,166 啊 1152 01:15:22,300 --> 01:15:23,800 西洋大啊 1153 01:15:25,900 --> 01:15:27,166 哈哈哈 1154 01:15:28,333 --> 01:15:29,133 西 1155 01:15:29,900 --> 01:15:30,700 大 1156 01:16:16,100 --> 01:16:16,900 師傅 1157 01:16:17,466 --> 01:16:18,399 救不了了 1158 01:16:20,900 --> 01:16:21,700 誰敢跌倒 1159 01:16:22,666 --> 01:16:24,299 啊 1160 01:16:26,566 --> 01:16:27,599 啊 1161 01:16:36,466 --> 01:16:37,266 啊 1162 01:16:39,866 --> 01:16:40,666 警長 1163 01:16:40,666 --> 01:16:41,866 警長警長 1164 01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:43,800 警長 1165 01:16:44,166 --> 01:16:44,966 警長警長 1166 01:16:46,066 --> 01:16:47,866 警長警長 1167 01:17:14,533 --> 01:17:16,466 啊 1168 01:17:19,700 --> 01:17:20,600 啊 1169 01:17:26,500 --> 01:17:27,266 四叔 1170 01:17:27,266 --> 01:17:28,066 三叔 1171 01:17:28,966 --> 01:17:29,766 師傅 1172 01:17:32,600 --> 01:17:33,400 四叔 1173 01:17:33,700 --> 01:17:34,800 別喊了 1174 01:17:35,133 --> 01:17:36,766 還不趕緊放我下來 1175 01:17:37,366 --> 01:17:38,166 四叔 1176 01:17:38,400 --> 01:17:39,366 師傅 1177 01:17:43,166 --> 01:17:44,766 啊哈 1178 01:17:45,900 --> 01:17:46,700 哈 1179 01:17:47,700 --> 01:17:48,600 啊 1180 01:17:58,333 --> 01:18:00,266 啊啊 1181 01:18:13,000 --> 01:18:15,133 哈哈哈 1182 01:18:16,133 --> 01:18:17,399 哈 1183 01:18:26,133 --> 01:18:27,766 萬物皆有靈性 1184 01:18:27,933 --> 01:18:29,933 就讓它回歸自然吧 1185 01:18:33,600 --> 01:18:35,166 啊啊 1186 01:18:35,500 --> 01:18:36,600 啊 68390

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