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So this is where you learn to get drunk and chase women.

Hey, what else is college for?

Sit tight. I'm going to go register.

Okay.

But hurry up, because I'm starving. I shouldn't be too long.

Jim Cummings, sir. Class of 88.

Can I get you a drink?

I'm sorry I was asleep, but we had a hell of a party and, you know... Take it

easy.

Is everybody at the football game?

Sir, yes, sir.

I'd be happy to escort you over there if you'd like to go.

No, that's all right.

Mind if I take a look around?

No problem.

That's sort of a joke.

One of the brothers found it in the attic.

You didn't know her, did you?

We're going to party.

the outside and get some air?

Little Ray, your mind is in the gutter.

I'll go get some water.

All right.

Hey, babe.

Good.

Yeah.

You sure are one lucky son of a bitch, Little Ray.

Yeah. You need any help just holler.

I'm going to holler all right, but I'm not going to need any help.

but I know you.

Is that right?

Yeah, my friend over at Chi Six.

He says that you put on quite a show last week.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Oh, no.

He says that you took on three guys on a pool table.

I better get back to my date.

Wait a minute.

Little Ray's been bragging all week about how he's going to get into your

at this party.

So maybe he will get in my panties. What's it to you?

It makes me really sad.

Oh, why is that?

Because you're not going to like it with him.

Who do you think you are to talk to me like this?

I can't help it, baby. I'm really jealous.

That's your problem.

Come here.

Listen, come here.

me. I want it right now.

You gonna ask her for a head?

Ask her for a head? Man, it feels like you'd like to be told what to do. You

guys know shit.

try to get along for once, okay?

Here's your sister, Randy.

Good baby.

Oh, good.

Oh, that's good.

Now come here, I want you to eat me.

You turned me on so much.

Thank you so much.

dope you're smoking?

Hey.

It sure is.

Do you know that you got the whole frat in jeopardy by smoking this here?

I better hold on to this.

Let's get out with you.

Okay, Jenny, get your bags up to 2B, and I want you back down here real quick. I

want a bear titty in one hand and a bear in the other.

Now you want to move, move, move, move, move, move.

Oh, and by the way, your sister's here.

I'll tell her you've arrived.

Oh, no, don't bother. I want to surprise her.

Suit yourself.

Don't look at me like that, stoner.

is one night Vicki is never going to forget.

Cocktail, Randy?

What?

Cocktail.

Here, it'll cure what ails you.

Who are you?

Your roommate, didn't Harvey tell you?

I'm here to kind of help you with your training.

Do you smell something funny in here?

I can't smell anything right now.

It smells like sex. Someone must have gotten some in here last night.

What was that?

Randy, remember how they told you how good it is to belong to a frat?

Sure, that's why I'm here.

It was all bullshit.

figured this out yet. This is what's known as a lie.

You joke!

Because this pledge class is so fucking lame!

T -shirts should be worn at all times, frogs.

Whether sitting, swimming, or shitting.

What does it mean?

No pussy.

They think we're virgins.

They're right.

Spanish fly.

My dad says there's no such thing.

Well, maybe your dad never got laid either, Goldfarb.

No way.

Looks lethal.

Looks like sushi.

Hey, they even threw in a cure for clap.

Cyanide?

No, penicillin.

Fuck this shit. Let's just chip in and get us a whore.

Uh, guys, I think Helmut had already...

Any place.

Vicki? Hi, Randy.

How's it going over there?

Great.

Listen, Randy, I thought maybe I could take you out to lunch and we could talk

about last night.

No, thanks.

Randy, please, at least let me explain.

You don't have to explain anything.

You're free to do whatever you want.

I know that. I just want to make sure you understand.

talking to, that's all. Well, it wasn't your new boyfriend, if that's what

you're worried about.

Who isn't worried?

So when do I get to meet this mystery man, anyway?

Well, you know, artists are real busy people.

Vicki, I don't mean to pry.

What's going on between you and Randy?

The same thing that's always going on.

He hates me.

What are you talking about?

Getting laid? You're looking at the frat's record, old dear. Women love me.

What good does that do me, though?

Jesus.

You fucked her? Five times one night.

Do they know you're watching them?

Jesus. Let me in here. Let me show you something else.

Oh, yeah, this one gave me head in the administration building last week. Oh,

shit. All right, take a look at that.

Oh, gosh, she's beautiful.

Nice, huh?

Wish I could have been here.

Here, let me show you my most recent find.

All right. Let me see where she's at.

I'm going to go out for a little while, and when I get back, we'll pick out a

girl for you.

Okay? Yeah.

I saw your sign.

So?

Well, I was just wondering if it was meant for just me or the whole frat.

Well, you're Gamma Nu, right?

Yeah. Well, then it was meant for all of you.

Makes me feel a little better.

Do you think we can talk about it?

No, I don't. Come on, it'll only take a minute. I'm really concerned about this.

All right, come in.

But I am leaving the door open.

I was going to suggest that myself.

Oh, God, she's pretty.

I wonder who she is.

So, uh, what's your gripe, anyway?

It's real simple.

I hate your phony macho act.

I do, too.

I mean, all of you think you're God's gift to women, and that, my friend, is

bullshit.

You're right, it is.

You agree?

Absolutely. In fact, I was even thinking about quitting the house because of it.

You're not just saying that to get in my pants, are you?

What if I was?

You just better not be.

Ever make love to a Gammonoo before?

No.

Well, maybe we have a reason to be cocky.

And maybe you don't.

Why don't you find out for sure?

If I did, would you tell everyone?

Probably.

And then I'd be just another conquest, right?

Right.

I love honesty.

Oh, yes.

Do it. Do

it.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

So what do you think of the Gamma News now?

Guess you're cocky at that.

That's when we expect to get laid when all we do is clean this house.

Yeah, Bobo even has you washing his girlfriend's car.

I thought brat life was supposed to be enriching.

Hey, you got a free t -shirt, didn't you?

Thanks for reminding me.

Bold strokes.

Getting the light just right. Lay it off the right side.

Very good work. Keep it up.

That's good.

Try to capture the water. I know we're working in charcoal, but try to capture

the water. See if you can't catch the deflection.

All right,

that's it.

I'll see you all Wednesday. Try to be on time.

And you're doing very good work.

Keep it up.

Looks good.

Oh, thanks.

But it still needs a lot of work.

I don't think so.

Tell her not.

Thank you.

I'm Raymond.

Hi, I'm Sally.

Uh, I see you're not an art major.

Well, no, I'm kind of majoring in fraternities right now.

You're one of those, huh?

What do you mean?

Aren't you supposed to be real rowdy?

Oh. I guess I haven't exactly caught on yet.

Well, that's how you never do it.

Listen, would you like to go for some coffee?

That's a good one.

Kelly?

Are you coming?

What?

You were going to help me with my presentation today. Don't you remember?

Oh, my God. I totally forgot.

I'm sorry. We're going to have to do this some other time, okay?

Yeah, sure.

Bye. Bye. You little bitch.

What's the matter with you?

Randy's just so naive. Girls can just take advantage of him.

Sound a little jealous.

Yeah, right.

So did your mystery man call you yet?

Yep. And guess what? You are taking me into town tonight.

Oh, what's that?

for the mark?

No. Such a magnificent body should be glorified and paid tribute to.

I just want a small one on my shoulder.

The mark must go where it belongs.

Now remove your clothes.

it involved, don't you?

You are too much a slave to your sexual desires.

You must move beyond.

The mark of beauty must be fueled by an act of beauty.

Oh, yeah.

Got nothing to report, sir.

Nothing to report?

Shit, Jennings, I thought it ran in the family.

I won't even ask.

Morris, what the hell are you grinning at?

I got a stinky finger, sir.

chance was it?

is going to be safe. New house will be too in a while.

Now what about you two sorry fucks?

Her name is Cheryl. Tell her Gil sent you.

Yes?

Hi, I'm Randy.

Gil sent me.

Come on in, Randy.

You're my first customer.

Customer? Yes, I'm a working girl now. Didn't Gil tell you?

I can't believe she turned pro.

She's not good enough.

You're sure about this one?

Positive. I was just with her.

Hi, I'm Randy. Gil sent me.

Gil Turner?

Yeah. You know him, right?

Oh, I know him all right.

She said I gave her crabs?

You little shit.

I'm thinking about splitting.

The black hole got you scared, huh?

Shit, yes. There's no way I'm ever going to get laid. That's true.

What about you, Randy?

Don't worry about me.

I got a girl.

Yeah, Rosie Palm.

No, really.

Her name's Shelly.

All right, Shelly.

All right, yeah.

Shelly's got to be in.

Dickie and Gil.

A guy can't even trust his own roommate.

Fuck him.

God.

Beautiful.

She knows I'm watching.

Going somewhere?

Fuck off.

What did I do?

I saw you talking with Vicky.

She got a thing going with you two.

That's it.

Wait a minute. I was talking to your sister because of you, meathead.

What are you talking about?

She was wondering if the frat's been treating you good. She worries about her

little brother. Well, you can tell her to stop worrying. I can take care of

myself, all right?

I've got a hot date.

With who?

Take a peek.

Later.

Oh, my God.

Go make the gala news proud.

No? Nothing?

Nothing? Yes, there is. I can tell.

No, you look beautiful, really.

I know.

You want me to take my shorts off, don't you?

I can tell.

Well, now that you mention it, they do look a little out of place.

That was wonderful.

Let me taste it. Let me do you now.

I thought I'd drop by and say hi.

I dropped by.

Oh.

Hi, Randy.

Hi, Shelly. I was in the neighborhood. I thought I'd drop... I guess I caught

you at a bad time.

Sorry.

is just a formality. You two are fucking damn in the news right now.

Go for it.

Hey, did you spit on me?

Go for it. Did you spit on me?

This is an outrage.

This is blasphemy. Go for it.

It's a pubic hair.

And if I'm not mistaken, it's from a basea.

I fucked her, sir.

And then I ate her. In that order?

Great.

Is there verification?

She weighed in at 220, huh? Gold forms got guts?

Churn him!

Jennings.

Jennings. Jennings.

Jennings. Sorry, sir.

Sorry he doesn't get it, Jennings.

You let down the house.

You pimped your brothers. And worst of all, you've gone against tradition.

I was in the black hole.

It's a killer.

I just don't want to see you hurt the way I was. Me neither.

Well, what can I do?

Call your sister.

My sister? What does that have to do with anything?

You tell her that you're going in the hole.

Unless she pays me a visit tonight.

Comprende, muchacho?

You're fucking bad.

And you can too.

Sway guy.

Come on.

A virgin boy stands here before us.

He has failed.

has a gamma nu pledge.

But if he survives the upcoming ritual, he will become one of us.

Remove the blindfold.

What's wrong?

We kind of had an initiation thing for him last night and it got a little out

hand. Could you come over and talk to him?

Yeah, I'll be right there.

I can't believe it.

Hi, Randy.

Gil told me something was wrong.

Randy, talk to me.

There's nothing to talk about.

I don't belong here. It's as simple as that.

Are you going home?

Hardly. I don't think Dad would exactly understand this being his fraternity and

all. Dad doesn't understand much of anything anyway.

Guess we finally got something in common, huh?

No, we've always had something in common.

Like what?

Our desires.

Just because you hide yours doesn't mean you don't have them.

And I can help you, Randy.

How? Teach you how to relax and be comfortable with girls.

I can teach you how to be yourself.

Don't you want to learn that?

Yeah.

Why are you talking like this?

Because I care.

Just dance with me.

Relax and be yourself.

Okay?

This is stupid.

Come on, just give it a chance, Ron.

I want you to touch me.

Come on, Vicki. You're my sister, for God's sake.

It'll be all right.

How does that feel?

never felt.

Now feel it.

It's okay.

This is what girls should do to you, Matthew.

Can I do it first?

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

How does that feel?

Won't you allow me to allow myself?