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Hey, Ben.

Doug Lambert here.

Don't worry. I brought snacks.

Hey,

pal.

Not feeling so great, huh?

You and me both, buddy.

I made the mistake of eating gas station sushi last night.

And I'm paying for that today.

It's okay, Benji.

We'll get you feeling better.

The doctor is in.

Now, this won't hurt a bit.

Got a bit of a hangover there, bud?

Come on, you've had shots before.

Okay, Doc's orders.

Hug the bear and take the jab.

Trust me, this will make you feel better.

Come on.

Come on, pal.

Hey, buddy.

Thank you.

Hey, you know where Dad is? I can't get a hold of him. Well, so that's the

reason you called. Come on, dude, give me a break, okay?

I need him to pick me up. Pick you up?

Pick you up from where?

From the airport.

I'm on a plane right now, doofus.

What, you're coming home today?

Oh, shit. Okay, well, we'll need that for another call. Sorry.

My bad. My fault.

Let me just... Cute little guy, huh?

Sorry.

Sorry about that.

She's never talked to a real girl.

Sorry,

where is he?

Where's Dad?

Hi. Where do you think he is?

Let me guess.

He's in his office.

All day working.

Bingo. And he's going away to some, like, work conference or something next

week, so you won't even see him.

They want to turn his book into a movie. Who knows?

Wait, so am I even going to see him at all this summer? Question is, am I going

to see you this summer?

Of course you are.

Look, I gotta go, but... I'll see you soon.

Okay? Yeah.

You got it.

Well, Erin's pissed at me.

And I honestly can't even blame her.

I mean, I haven't been home much. Hey, don't be so hard on yourself, Luz.

I've been through a lot.

We're all family. We've all been through a lot.

She got me, girl.

Okay?

Uh -huh.

Okay. You're the best. I love you.

What's up, bitches?

Just ready for Sunday.

Hey.

What the heck? Hey.

Can I get that for you?

Yeah, sure.

So I kind of invited her to stay with me this summer.

Really? Thank you. It's fun.

Yeah.

This is so exciting.

Oh, I don't want to be this person, but I think you're in my feet.

You want to do a little switcheroo?

That way I can talk to both of you.

I mean, the middle is the worst anyway, so I don't mind taking it. Nice of you.

Yeah. Come on in.

Thank you.

Whoops. Sorry.

Oh, okay. Sorry.

Lucky you.

Lucky me.

My

brother's

here.

Welcome home, sis.

finals were brutal. I'm just so happy to be back home.

Hannah, right?

You're all that Katie speaks about.

You're such a dick.

Hi.

Finally came back home.

So,

your dad can't pick you up, huh?

He's got some work to do. Wait, did you say your dad's going to be out of town?

Yeah.

Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?

Already? Ready?

Maybe we should get, like, shit face at your place.

You're out.

This is crazy.

This is home.

Wait till you see the view, Arthur and I. It's insane.

So, I've got you a meeting with Walter Friedkin

after the book signing.

It's early days, Adam. I don't want you worrying about it. Just get out there.

Tomorrow's book launch is going to be huge.

Wait, Adam, no. Okay, wait.

Come over here.

It's nice to see you.

Hannah. Oh, sorry. Hi.

This is Hannah.

We are keeping Lucy company this weekend.

Let's go get unpacked. Okay. Bye.

Hey,

Mr. Pinball.

I got to keep the girl's face.

Alex we are broke up

He

says he's sorry, it's okay

Hey.

Erin?

What's up, dork?

What are you playing?

Can I beat you?

Look, I'm doing so much better than you. Stop.

Stop!

You were gone forever.

And back now?

It was lonely here.

I'm sorry.

I brought this teddy for someone.

But they probably won't want it.

Hi, Ben.

Lucy, Miss Ben.

Yeah, you want to go?

Hey, Kate brought a friend.

You want to have some fun?

What is that thing? Did it

get in from outside or something?

What? No, I'm serious.

Oh, my God.

What is that?

This is Ben. That thing has a name?

Yeah.

He's part of the family.

What do you mean?

He wants you to shake his hand.

My hand?

He wants to shake my hand? Yeah.

He's kind of cute.

Hi, Ben.

Okay.

What's his name, Ben?

Lucy Peter.

What happened to Lucy's mom?

Oh, uh, she died last year of cancer.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't know. It's fine.

I mean, it's not fine. It was, uh, it was tough.

I take it you've met Ben then?

Uh, yeah.

I've met Ben.

Mm -hmm. Good for you to get your head around, buddy.

Yeah, what's the deal with that exactly?

Um, his mom was a linguistics professor. She was trying to get humans and chimps

to communicate.

One day she just brought Ben home.

Oh.

Yeah, yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Thank you.

With a jet lag.

You scared me Ben.

Ben?

Ben?

Ben?

No, seriously.

I know, maybe he's like a player. Wait, who are those girls?

Oh, my God.

That guy is ripped.

Hmm.

Thank you. Thank you.

Are you going to be here for the whole summer?

I don't know.

I'm going to just stay here for a while.

Hannah.

Are you going to call those guys who met on the plane?

The ones you said you liked?

Yeah.

Great idea, Lucy.

Kate, you have their numbers, right? Uh -huh.

Thank you.

Okay.

Hot guys playing.

Nice. Gladly.

Hey, you should do it.

Go on, Lucy Lou.

Come on, Lucy.

It's going to voicemail.

Hey, guys.

These are the girls you met on the plane yesterday.

We're all alone and waiting for you to come fuck our brains out.

1500 Kappa Hula Ave.

Wow.

Come on, Lucy.

Pick it up.

Whore mansion.

Lucy?

Mrs. Hodges.

Did you just say whore mansion?

What?

No, I didn't.

Do you want to talk to Kate? Just tell her to feed the fish.

I can't get hold of Megan. I won't be back until Wednesday.

Sorry, Mom.

Phone died.

Charge it.

What was that?

I'm going to call you back, Mrs.

Hodges. Bye.

Hey,

you're okay.

Don't close.

Three steps.

Okay,

ready?

And we're gonna go down.

Okay.

Blanket. Thanks. Okay.

And your phone.

Kate, you're going to be sick.

Aim for the... You see it? Okay.

Hey.

You're a good friend, Luce.

Poor Katie.

She's trying so hard to impress you.

No. I think that Lucy is trying so hard to impress you.

Don't be silly.

Lucy's like my baby sister.

So, it's okay if I do that?

Hey, Ben.

Doug Lambert here.

Don't worry. I brought snacks.

All right.

Hey,

pal. Not feeling so great, huh?

I'll see what we can do about that.

Hannah? Ben.

What are you doing in here?

Ben?

What's wrong?

it's me kate

There's something wrong with Ben.

Ben?

How do you even get out of this enclosure?

I thought he was going to attack me.

Ben?

That he would never hurt anyone.

That's Hannah.

Hey. Stay here. But I don't argue.

Don't. Don't. Don't.

Where are they?

The pool.

What's wrong?

What is it?

Ben.

It's Lucy.

Hey.

What happened?

What are we going to do?

I think there's a rope in there.

Let's tie him up.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Lucy.

Lucy. Hey.

Hey. At the other end.

Hey.

I'm not going to hurt you.

It's me.

Lucy.

You don't feel good, huh?

I'm just gonna put this over your head.

It's okay.

Okay, um... Adam.

You okay? Nick!

Nick!

Are you okay?

We need to call Lambert.

I told you to stay upstairs.

Aaron's right.

We need to call Lambert or your dad.

My phone's charging in my room.

I'm sorry, don't you have a gun or something?

You want to shoot him?

Yeah. Isn't that what you're supposed to do with sick animals?

Fuck you.

Excuse me? Your nasty little pet clearly needs to be put down.

I don't even know why Kate invited you out here. I knew you had a problem with

me.

Listen.

That's coming from Ben's enclosure.

It's okay.

Remember, it's here.

Why isn't he answering?

Aaron, get away from him.

Get Wimps!

It's okay.

It's okay.

What's wrong with him, Lucy?

I'm infected.

You're going to be okay.

You're going to be okay.

We're going to get you to a hospital.

There's no way out.

I can put some over this.

get the flute.

What are you doing?

the code.

It's me.

Call 911.

The screen must have broken when I dropped it.

The keypad's not working.

Try reset calls.

It's ringing.

Brad?

Drew? We need help. We are getting so lit right now. Listen to me. We need

Oh, you need some help? You need help getting laid? Send us the addy baddies.

Come on. You dumb fucks need help, okay? Send some...

It's not Ben anymore.

Please could you sign into the TV?

Hey.

Ben's gone.

For how long?

I don't know.

Maybe he's dead by now.

I have to get her help.

Mick's phone is charging in the living room.

I'm gonna go get it.

Come on.

Let's go.

It's gotta be in here somewhere.

Thank you.

They must be there by now.

Lucy.

Dude, nice house.

Yeah.

My dad loves those shitty books.

It's nasty, bro.

Mm -hmm.

Ooh.

Yo, can you grab me a beer?

Hey, man, you sure this is the right place?

Positive.

Fuck that $1 ,500 Catholic rule app.

Rose and me?

Some awkwardest place.

Place.

Is there anything happening out in this place? Dude, shut the fuck up.

Come on!

You check downstairs.

What are you gonna do? I'm going upstairs.

Probably waiting for us in their bedroom.

These girls know how to party.

Dude weather miss calls man Hey

Oh my god.

Who the fuck has a pet chimp?

Fuck Hey Hey, hey, oh

Good Oh,

oh, oh, oh good boy Yeah, oh, yeah, good boy. Oh,

yeah, I'm not gonna hurt you

Okay? Look, look, look, look.

No, no, no.

Me no hurt. Me no hurt. Okay?

Back up, man.

Yeah, yeah. Easy, boy.

Easy. Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Jingle jangle.

Shiny, huh?

Yeah? Yeah? Look, look.

Do you want it?

Yeah? You want it? Alright, okay.

Fetch.

Go get it.

Alright, okay.

Go fetch.

Oh my god, I'm gonna... Yeah, you gotta take me out to dinner first before

you...

Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude. Hey, I'm a friend.

Okay? Yeah?

Oh, my

God. Whoa, Donkey Kong.

You are freakishly strong.

All right, I'm going to go.

Get the fuck off of me.

I said get the fuck off of me!

If you don't get the fuck off of me, I'm gonna call the department of fucking

animals and have to put you down. You heard me.

I'll stick a needle so far up your goddamn ass it'll come out of your

Maybe, maybe not.

Whoa.

Hey, Drew, throw them out here, bro.

Drew!

Drew!

Quiet!

Ooh,

the chimpanzee.

What are you talking about?

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

Destructive.

Let me get you help.

No!

Ben? No! Ben?

Ben?

Ben, no!

Look away from him!

She'll be fine.

It'll be okay.