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All right. Step inside.

Okay. What? Yeah, what is this about?

This room. Yeah.

I think you know what it's about.

I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

Who's talking like that? He's pissing me off. Are you going to tell her, or do I

need to?

Like I said, I don't know what you're talking about, dude. We're wasting our

time. We have you on camera, okay?

What, walk around this floor? What's the big deal?

Can you please let us know?

Yeah, why don't we take a look in that purse?

No, thank you. Should we go through my mom's stuff?

Yeah.

Really? To find the items that you stole?

You better watch yourself accusing me. We have him on camera grabbing something

off the shelf and putting it in your purse.

I didn't touch anything in the school. Did you do anything? No.

He's lying.

I'm lying. Look at him. Okay, we have you on camera. Look at him. I'm lying.

Ma 'am, how about this? You should get away from my mom's stuff, buddy.

First of all, sit down.

Second of all, sit down. His dad's away, and sometimes he... I'm sure

everything's fine.

There can't be anything here. You don't want me looking through the purse? How

about you open it up, and you can see what I'm talking about.

Okay.

Fine.

This guy's wasting our time.

So he was bosses.

Yeah, show them there's nothing in there.

Oh.

This is for when we were going to do our decorating for Paul.

Yeah. In your room.

Yeah. And then, oh.

Oh, the bag that we're going to give to everyone at Halloween. Yeah, nothing to

see here. There's something else in there. Oh, gosh.

Oh, I just got these.

The candles.

For when I take a bath? Sure, the candles. Yeah. And what's that colorful

right there?

We're good. Oh, oh, oh. What was that right there?

Oh, the pumpkin.

Is this the cute pumpkin? I meant under there.

Sir.

Get the... Mint?

This guy's crazy. Excuse me, what's your name?

You don't need to know my name.

I need to know how this got in there.

What did... You had a big dildo up your sleeve?

Yeah, that's where it was.

Uh -uh.

Come on, Dad.

Hey, seriously.

We don't know who did that.

We have him on camera.

I don't see anything.

There's no cameras in here. You were with me, like, the entire time.

Yeah, I know. We were in the photo shoot.

I'm telling you. When you walked out of the photo studio through the other

store, he grabbed it off the shelf and threw it in your bag when you weren't

looking. I don't think he would. I don't.

You don't think he would? It's in there. We have him on tape.

I can't with you anymore.

Look, all right. We're going to go. We've got stuff to do.

I've got to get him back.

Look, I already saw you steal something. We already have evidence that you stole

something. At this point, I'm going to do a cavity search. It's your bot.

I'm going to call him right now.

All right, hang on.

This is ridiculous.

Yeah, can you get down here? I can see that thing stepped up his sleeve. It's

probably his.

All right, yeah.

All right, yeah, no rush.

All right, he'll get here when he can get here.

One, I don't want him to live from you. Two, either you let me search you right

now or I call the cops right now. Cop, please.

You want me to call the cops?

Sure. Whoa, Mom. We don't want to get arrested now.

Did you do that?

I'm not saying that, but this guy seems crazy. I'm not saying that. How else did

it end up in your bag?

Again, we have it on tape. Why do you think I came straight to you?

Because you're crazy. At this point...

That kid's going to jail. If you want to have any chance of getting out...

You're starting football in the fall. Yeah, I am not going to jail, buddy.

Great, great. No.

Football season.

Yeah, no way.

He's getting scholarship.

Yeah, no way.

Okay, then there's another way around it. You let me see if you have any other

items on.

Just do what the guy said, Mom. All right, you want to do your whole thing?

I can't go to jail, Mom. Listen to the guy.

Strip search.

Right this way. Hey, don't get too handy. You sit down. I'll sit you down.

I burst very easily.

All right.

So I'll be gentle about this.

This is embarrassing.

It's really embarrassing.

Is this more or less embarrassing than ending up in jail?

Well, I don't know. It depends on how handy you're getting.

I just need to see if you have anything under here. If you have nothing, it's

not a big deal, Mom. I won't look. Don't worry.

Oh,

my. Oh, jeez.

Hey, hey, hey. He can't be watching.

He can't be watching.

Step out of the dress, please.

Can he leave? Can he go?

No, no.

He needs to stay here. He's the perpetrator. Cover your eyes.

I'm covering them, Mom. Give me a spin.

My stepson is innocent.

Yeah, I didn't do nothing. Cover your eyes.

I'm not looking. Very innocent.

He would not, trust me. Yeah, what do I need with a big dildo? Bend over,

please.

Excuse me?

Bend over, please.

Put your hands on the desk and bend over.

Please. Please.

Don't look, don't look. I'm not looking. Spread your legs, please.

Don't look.

Can he go?

No, he absolutely can't. He's the last person. I'm going to keep look just so

that he doesn't get two hands. No. No, I don't want him to get two hands. We're

never coming back to this mall. I don't want him to get two hands. I'm going to

keep an eye on him. No. This isn't up to you, first of all.

Second of all, I'm a professional.

First of all. I'm going to need to look in your bra. Make sure you didn't hide

anything in there.

Are you a pervert?

Yeah, I'm a pervert.

You seem like it.

That's what I'm talking about. The kid who stole a dildo. I'm the pervert. I

just wanted to defeat my girlfriend with the dildo, all right?

I can either take it off you or put my hand in there and search for something.

Well, you also confessed, by the way, just now. Not the brightest criminal.

What?

Take a seat. I wanted to DP my girlfriend. I would be too embarrassed

No!

Oh, no, no, no. She wanted to DP her husband once, Mom. All right, that's

from you.

No, we didn't have that talk.

Look, this is between you two, all right? But this is between you and I.

Stay where you are. Hey, I'm just keeping an eye on her, all right? We

getting nice photos.

I understand.

Now I need to see if you're hiding anything else. Sit down. I'm going to

Are you even... I need to make sure. Nothing.

Look at... Will you let go of this, please?

How did you even get this job?

How? I'm licensed. Thank you very much. Licensed to be what?

An asshole.

A security guard. Now, if you don't mind putting your hands back on the desk and

bending over for me again. Well, I mind.

I'm sure you're mine, but at this point you're an accessory to theft.

It was in your bag after all.

He's not carrying one.

I understand why he doored it with you, but you're the one also giving me a hard

time about this.

Your father is going to be pissed.

We didn't finish our photos.

I'm going to do a cavity search.

What? Yeah, that's right.

You're already hiding contraband from me. I need to make sure there isn't any

more.

Hands back on the desk.

By the way, Mom, I'm just making sure you're not doing anything. Hey, stop

talking. Let me see if there's anything in there. Oh, my.

Seriously? Ah!

What?

Mitt, you need to cooperate, okay?

Now.

That's careful with that purse.

Spread your legs.

Thank you. Bend over.

Look how nice these candles are.

There doesn't seem to be anything in there.

No, there shouldn't be. Let me... Oh, hey, you're not supposed to be in here.

We do let our photos stream without paying after a large family photo

session. Yeah.

You left without paying.

They certainly did. And we would have that on camera, too.

So at this point, I'm definitely calling the cops.

There has to be another option.

No way.

No way. What was happening?

I was in the middle of it, yeah.

She's probably been to a couple other stores. No. I mean, they already did,

yeah, this one.

When will we get our photos?

Oh, we'll grab hands.

When will you get your photos?

You see our outfits?

That's beside the point. They were so nice.

Ma 'am.

You committed two crimes today.

We're calling the cops.

That's it. You're done.

We've got to go.

Yeah, we've got to go. We have to go.

Put this down, please.

I'm sure you stole that as well.

You think we'll do it for free?

No, I... We were going to pay you, bro. Literally an accident.

Sure, sure. I caught you on your way out.

Yeah, I used a dance credit card.

That's not how it works. Fine.

I'll get you later.

Oh. All right, you know what?

You're a criminal. You're raising a little criminal.

No, I am not. Call me a criminal. If you guys want to get out of this, you're

going to have to have some restitution.

You know what I'm talking about. No, I actually don't. You don't. No. By your

definition. All right, so it's either jail time or you do something else that

lets me know that he's getting punished and that

you are too.

Is there a third option?

Nope. That's it. It's either cops and jail time or we

can do something. We can work something out. How bad does he want to keep him

out of jail?

Just do what he says.

Just do what he says.

So I think we have to work out a deal here.

A deal?

Yeah, a deal.

You want to take my husband's credit card? That's a deal.

Deal. It's a deal. Yeah, I'm sure that credit card would decline.

That's not what I'm going for. Okay. You need to be punished, and he needs to be

punished.

So... Why did you do this?

So... I think you and this little creep need to put

on a show for... What?

Yeah. Yeah? I like that. I stopped dancing lessons, like, years ago.

No, that's not what I mean.

So here's what we're going to do.

You are going to fuck them to make it up to them. What?

And me for putting me through this shit.

And he has to watch.

What? What?

You heard me.

No. That sounds good to me.

No.

No. Can't. Either or. What do I need to watch for? Did you say you have cash?

No.

She tried to give us her husband's credit card. It's definitely in a

I can't go to...

Will he go to jail?

No. Will I go to jail? Not if you do what we ask. Will I go to jail?

No. Not if you do what we ask.

Just do what they say.

Seriously.

Nobody's filming the... Nobody's going to know.

No, no.

We'll even give you the pictures.

Here you go.

Okay. You'll get your holiday picture.

It'll all go away. Candles?

That doesn't sound like too bad of a deal.

Shh.

Okay, all right.

No cops.

No cops, no jail. No filming, no funny stuff.

And then I can take my candles, take my steps on, and we can go, and nobody...

And they'll give you your pictures.

Oh, yeah, and the pictures.

Yeah, did you like that? I have 11 by 17. I think that's going to look really

nice. Yeah, it'll look great. Okay. What do you say?

Okay, fine, fine. Oh, okay.

All right. Okay.

Oh, okay.

Excuse you. You didn't say everyone all at once. You did not say everyone all at

once. You guys are a little two -handed here. You did not say everyone all at

once. Quiet, you. Uh -uh.

Stay back there. Turn around. Please don't look. I'm not. Don't worry. I

hear you offering an intervention. All right. I think we're good now.

I think this is enough. Oh, no. This is just starting. No, I think this is

enough. No. I think this is enough. Please. Okay.

Come on.

Guys. No.

I can't. She's got nice lips, huh? Hey!

No, you didn't see. You can't talk like that.

You've got nice lips.

Whoa, what kind of part of the search is that?

I'm doing a full cavity search here today.

No,

okay.

Oh, yeah.

All right, you're talking too much. You're a bad girl. You like dicks in

mouth? What? In my mom's mouth?

Hey, shut up, kid.

Oh, don't say that to me. Watch and learn.

This can't happen. I can't watch this.

Does it really have to be how it is? Yeah, get it in your mouth. It really

to be how it is. Yeah.

What is going on?

Your mom's sucking us off.

She's actually pretty good. We're going to stay and watch.

Oh, yeah.

My turn.

Hey,

you've got two hands. Give me this.

Oh, yeah, perfect.

Your delinquencies would got her into this. Oh, yeah.

I didn't think it was going to lead to all this. This is ridiculous.

Yeah, well, it's all your fault, so.

How much does she owe us? How many hours of dick sucking do you think she owes

you? I think that's enough.

Are we just getting started?

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Get it

back

in your mouth

No jail time? No jail time.

Oh,

fuck, that's nice.

Back in your mouth.

Alright, guys, come on.

You know what?

Yeah, I've heard enough.

Alright, so I can go. No.

You can get your dick stuck.

What? That's over here.

My dick can't get harder than my stomach. My dick can't get harder than

stomach. Yeah,

bullshit.

You want to get out of there?

How much do you want to keep him out of jail? Keep him out of jail.

There you go.

That's good.

I was thinking about something else.

Yeah, right.

We did it. You're going to have to make a mess to get out of this mess.

Oh, wow, Mom.

Yeah, she says that real good.

Apparently.

You work your mouth enough complaining.

Working up a mouth making up stories. Don't talk about my mother like that.

Your mother's got a dick in her mouth. You should keep your mouth shut.

My turn.

Let's all put our hands on your face.

Get down real low. Get down real low.

There you go.

There you go.

There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go.

Makeup.

You won't have it. It'll be all over. At least we got our pictures already.

Yeah, you're going to get them. Well, we're going to get them.

Stick your tongue out. Yeah. Stick that tongue out.

Yeah.

That's nice.

Go around there, buddy.

Oh, yeah,

right there.

Yeah, stand up. I can't be a part of that.

What?

Yeah, definitely.

First you're gonna watch.

What?

I'm going to follow up. Yeah, get that dick in your mouth, too.

There you go. Yeah, right there.

Fuck. Mm -hmm.

Oh,

there you go.

Yeah, is there a sucker somewhere?

These are pretty nice cats.

Give you something to remember every time you look at those pictures.

At least we're getting out of this far. Well, yeah, that could be.

This is such a bad girl.

It's not very nice.

You're turning into a bitch.

It's not very nice.

Sucking your son off.

Take it deeper.

Take it deeper. Oh, fuck.

Why would you put a deeper cock like that, man?

Where did you learn that?

Yeah, you didn't know your son.

You can't go to jail.

You

know what?

Sonny Boy's turn over here.

To what? Go out of here?

No. No.

Put your dick in her pussy. Time to leave. Guys, what?

She's not even your real mom. Do I have to? It's your mom. Fuck your mom. Yeah.

Either that or we call the cops.

The cops, we can't have it. Just bend over, Mom.

Get that pussy going. All right.

That's the fucking team spirit.

Look at that. It looks like you've always loved it. Sorry, I got a little

away.

No, I don't. Mom, are you okay?

There you go.

Take two coffee donuts before you get that dick back in your mouth.

Kurt, I am.

Keep going. I didn't say stop.

There you go.

There you go.

Back to this.

All right, I can't plug my mom anymore. You get back in there.

Yeah, get back down.

We're not done with you.

You've got nice tits.

Yeah,

we're going to fuck all your holes.

And crevices.

This is almost over, right?

No, no. We're not done yet.

It's not over until we all come.

It's how you guys come. I'm not coming on my mom. Exactly. Oh, yes, you are.

yeah, you are.

I don't know if I'll be able to come for my mom.

Oh, yeah, you will.

I just have a really good body.

Yeah. You guys have to get back down.

He's out of the way.

Oh, gee.

Thanks. Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Get your son's car back in the car.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, yeah, that's a good idea. No. Look at that. I'm going to teach you some

humility.

Your mom's good, right?

I'm sorry. Did you just say that?

I'm sorry, Mom.

I mean, it is good.

Do you want to have a bad pussy?

You don't want to have a bad pussy. Get that dick back in your mouth.

Too much talk. Too much talk. I'm stuck.

I'm stuck.

I'm a little assistant. You all got to come out, girls. You may as well just

please my daughter.

Oh, wow.

You can really get that thing down your throat.

Go to bed.

Let's flip her over. Yeah.

Oh, God.

I mean, definitely.

Oh. Yep. There you go.

This really isn't a comfortable table.

Yeah.

It doesn't seem that it even matters.

Shut your fucking mouth.

Don't shut it.

Open it up and just... Huh?

Shove that dick in her mouth.

There's so many of you.

Don't be too rough with my mom now. You shut your mouth.

Stick your dick in her mouth. Really not very nice. You heard the guy. Stick

your dick in her mouth.

Let's try to train on this bitch.

What did you call me? A train. Hey.

Respectful woman to you, sir.

Thank you.

Well, you're a MILF train. What can we say?

No, you can't say that.

Get him out.

Really?

Oh, yeah, yeah.

This is never, I've never done anything like this.

I thought this was just going to be like one of you.

Oh.

I. Oh.

Oh.

You again?

You again.

Do I really got to go again? Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Wait, I have to go again?

Yeah.

I'm not even close. I'm just going to keep going until you come to me.

My hair is messed up.

Quit your complaining and take it.

Give me a little height or two or at least. Thank you.

I think she likes it anyway. I'm doing what you're saying, so wait.

All right. Get in there.

Oh, it's my necklace.

I'm okay.

You still look so beautiful. Okay, thank you.

Yeah, get that bitch.

Am I doing good, guys?

Yeah.

Just know I'm doing it because I have to. But do you think I'm doing good,

I mean, yeah.

Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah?

Sure.

Okay.

Just stay on.

Thanks, Mom.

Hi,

you again?

Yeah, you've seen me a lot today. You know, you were creeping on me in the

photo. Always.

You were creeping on me.

I think she likes it.

She's just squirming around. What are you doing?

Squirming around on the table.

Jeez,

guys.

What's next? Yeah, next.

Oh, we're not done with you.

No? Who's next?

I thought we're done.

Sonny boy, get back in there. All right.

It's really bad. Mom, you've got to do some of the work. I'm getting worn out,

too.

Yep. Why don't you get up in there and ride him?

Oh.

No? Yep.

Ew.

It's too much to say, girl. It's for that kind of jail time, you know? Yeah,

does, honey.

Oh.

Oh.

Really.

Do what they told us to do.

Mother?

Can someone else fuck my mom for me, please? I'll fuck her. All right.

Stand up.

Stand up.

Yeah. Oh.

Bend over.

There you go.

Are you okay? I'm okay.

I'm doing this for a lot.

Yeah.

Get the stick in your mouth.

Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Everywhere.

It's really, I think this is suitable.

Yeah, like you said, we're about done. I

see

that now.

Okay,

no jail time.

What did you say?

I called you a dirty slut.

Yeah.

You should get back on that dick.

Oh, yeah.

That's sarcastic.

Back and forth.

You're going to be here at least until you fuck my mom.

Yeah. Get that head.

There you go, son. Boy, now you're getting a jam.

What did you say?

I said we're going to come on you. You know what we're here for.

No jail time.

Yeah. No jail time. That's what this means.

Yeah. That's right. Jail time.

I'm just talking like this. I'm sorry.

I'm not enjoying myself too much.

Oh, yeah.

I think we'll be able to soon.

I think we're about there. Get back on that deck.

All right. There's the boy.

I didn't know it was life.

I just want to be able to come through.

Oh, yeah, just like that.

I'm all in your mouth.

One more?

One more round.

That's what I did.

Get her, sonny boy. Me? Just like that. Really? Get on your hip.

No, other way. On your hip. There you go. Right there. There you go. Lift up

that leg.

Get your head down here. There you go.

Get that thing back in the mouth. Let it sit down.

Yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Good job.

Yeah. It just keeps going.

And it goes and goes and goes.

Power through it.

The titties have never had that experience.

It's disgusting.

Stealing is disgusting.

There you go.

There you go. That's a good boy. That's a good boy.

Your mom's a great horse. Your mom really is. She has a good job.

Oh, she just takes it all the way

down her throat.

Back around.

Oh, wow.

I'm glad that... Stop that, Dick.

No.

No.

What's that face

you're making?

I want you to enjoy yourself.

Yeah,

you're such a good boy.

I

didn't

think so. I thought we were just going to enjoy it. Yeah.

photos. Yeah, exactly.

Exactly.

She's almost ready to take this fucking cover.

You ready to take this little final fucking countdown?

What? Yeah,

the final countdown. Can we cover your fucking face? Get you some humility.

Death? Yeah.

Get her down on her knees.

Rub her balls.

I don't want to come back here.

I'm doing this for us. Yeah.

That's true. You're doing this for us. Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

I need to be careful with my eyes.

Don't worry, Mom.

I'm going to drive home like this.

I'm just going to shower here. Oh, yeah. I love this house.

Oh. Oh.

I'm just everywhere.

Oh.

Oh, boy.

All right, Mom, come here. Oh, me? Yeah.

Get that bitch.

Oh,

it's

messy.

It's so messy.

Yeah. Yeah.

Get it.

Get it.

Get it. Lean your head back. No, I don't need to do that because I had to.

Oh, yeah.

Here it comes.

Almost there.

Take that face up. Oh, yeah, right there. Yeah.

Oh.

Fuck, all over that fucking mouth.

Oh, yeah. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Fuck.

Oh. Oh.

Everywhere.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Yeah.

Oh.

Oh. Oh. Stroke my balls.

Yeah. Yeah, from the brain. I didn't notice.

Hey, go to right on drugs and get some eye drops after.

Yeah. Yeah. I'll pay for them. I hope so.

Those are coming right back here. Yeah.

That's in the mall.

Still in the mall.

Dude. Yeah. Look at me.

Look at that.

Come on her face.

Yeah.

I love you. Come on. Yeah, you want this, don't you?

Ah, so you think.

I just want to leave. Yeah.

Whatever that means.

shoplifter. Now you have something to think about every time you look at those

photos. Can we just get the fuck out of here?

Yeah, get the fuck out of here. Can I have my dildo so I can DP my girlfriend,

Lily? Get the fuck out of here.

We're all about fucking your mom.

Never steal again.

Ever. Well, I was too uncomfortable about this.