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Is it good?

It's good.

-It's good. -It's good.

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Joey, hold the turkey real high when you come out.

Everybody remember, smile, smile, good.

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Governor Rhodes!

Governor Rhodes!

Governor, people say you're punishing the underprivileged.

How do you respond to that?

Governor, do you have anything to say in your defense?

Welcome to our Thanksgiving Feast!

We come in peace.

We have brought you our bounty.

Thank you for your kindness.

Please join us for our feast!

I was told here by the people of this state

that we're tired of preferential treatment.

I believe all Californians should be treated equally.

Thank you.

Shit!

Shit!

Shit!

And we pray for hope, future progress,

harmony, and so that we can all get along.

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Oh, you're sorry.

You're scared now, ain't you?

You want to run like a punk?

Go on then, bitch.

Biatch.

Run.

Thanks.

Gary, I need you out here.

I'll get it, Dad.

Hello, video exchange.

Yo, Jenny, what's up?

Why haven't you called back, Jimmy?

Mom's really pissed off.

What now?

Well, your stupid brother got suspended from school.

He stole a test.

Let me talk to mom no, she's not here.

Can you tell her to call me?

Look, I'm only gonna be in the dorm for another half hour.

All right All right, but you better wait for her See you tomorrow

I don't have enough chairs.

It's fine.

With your sister and your -in-law, we're only nine.

We'll manage.

Herbie, I want you not to worry.

I'm going to talk to Rachel.

I didn't even mention her.

How much are these?

$4.99 at your check stand.

Spend over $100 and get a free turkey.

Come on, Herb.

Let's go.

Spend over $100 to get a free turkey.

You've got to find this place.

Let's do this one.

Oh, no, honey, I don't want to pick fatty butt turkey.

Come on, let's pick an organic one.

Get down.

Twenty-three pounds!

You think it's gonna be big enough?

No, it's big enough.

Sin verguenza.

What else?

More bombos, cartel.

What else?

Who did she get?

-Let me see. -We need...

Cheerio.

Whoa.

Dad?

Hola.

Hola, como estas?

Hola, linda.

Wow, she's gotten so big.

Wow, que linda.

How

you doing?

You alone?

Yeah.

Getting a few things for Turkey Day, you know.

Where are you going tomorrow?

Like I said, I'm alone now.

Solo.

You know, I guess you could come over to our house.

I don't know how happy your mom would be about that right now.

It'll be fine.

I know that she would want you to come, right?

Are you sure?

I mean, maybe, yeah.

Well, you know, we gotta get the rest of the stuff, so...

All right.

-You know, I'll... -Okay, all right.

I'll see you guys.

Bye, Dan.

Okay, bye-bye.

You're in deep shit.

It's fine.

It's Thanksgiving.

No, you should've asked me.

Okay.

Okay.

I'm so sorry.

Hello?

Hi, Mom.

Oh, Gina.

-Hi. -How are you, sweetie?

I'm fine.

-How are you? -I'm good.

-I'm OK. -Well, good.

Everything's OK here.

Leah, listen.

Don't do all the work tonight because I want to be there when you're done.

OK. I promise. And tell Anthony to get off his flabby butt and help you out.

-OK. -I will.

Everything.

He'll be good.

He's fine. He's trying very hard.

Listen.

I'm very glad. I'm very glad you're bringing your boyfriend with you.

You're going to really like him, Mom.

One more thing.

There's a lot of traffic tomorrow.

So drive safely, OK?

-Listen. -The chains are running out.

So I'm going to get going.

Yeah.

Don't work too hard.

I don't want my boyfriend back.

Hello?

Jimmy!

When are you coming back?

I'm, uh...

I'm sorry. I've been real busy with school.

When are you coming?

Your brother's in trouble.

-I know. -Jenny told me.

Look, Mom, I just found out my schedule for midterms.

I don't think I'll be able to come home.

The family will understand.

Study is the most important thing, huh?

Mom, I better get back to class.

-I gotta... -I'm gonna be late.

Just say hi to everyone, okay?

Okay.

Don't forget to eat, huh?

Don't forget to take a break, okay?

Okay, bye.

Jamie, let's go shopping.

Sorry, Mom, I gotta go to the library.

Dook!

Well, thank you for looking after me.

Okay. You're welcome. Now, you sisters have a nice holiday.

I know.

-Fun. -Oh. -Happy Thanksgiving.

Happy Thanksgiving to you, too.

-Take care. -Thank you. -Bye.

La, la, la.

So, should we get a cab?

No, let's see what she has.

If you have flight 37 at all, please tell me.

-Yeah. -Like, 37.

Oh, God.

There's your grandmama.

Hi, Mama. Come over here, girl, and give your grandmama some sugar.

You've gotten so big.

Hey, Grace.

You're so skinny.

Ain't you been eating?

I eat.

Is Ronnie in the hospital?

No, he's so sorry, but he got caught up at work.

And Michael?

Michael is so busy at college, he probably won't be able to come this weekend.

What do you mean he may not be able to come this weekend?

What do you have in here?

Goodness. Well, I wanted to make sure I had enough clothes.

Wait till you see this, mom.

Come check this out.

Sorry.

Twenty-three pounds!

I'm talking about some fat sandwiches for me and good for the community.

Are you sure one won't be big enough?

And I suppose so without your father here.

Actually, without your father here, we'll

probably have leftovers for the first time.

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Hey, Joey.

Hi, Mrs. Avila.

Dad, this is my teacher.

Hi.

Hello.

It's nice to meet you.

How do you like the neighborhood?

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Your signal's on!

I know.

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am I not going to get to see Michael?

Well, maybe we'll come out over Christmas Eve.

If I had a dollar for every time Ronald

said y'all was coming, I'd be as rich as Oprah.

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look at you.

Let me look at you.

Good to see you.

Hi, nice to see you.

Hi, how are you guys?

-You look great. -Nice to see you.

We could have picked you up at the airport.

I don't know why we didn't.

-Hi. -Really good to see you.

Say hello to Marty.

Hi, Marty.

Well, Michael couldn't come for just a little while tomorrow?

Can I get something to drink?

Your brother got me a brand new cappuccino maker.

And it makes

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is really great.

It's Rachel's room

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It's good.

-What? -How did he get there?

He bit Jenny.

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It would be so nice to see you tomorrow.

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I am so tired.

Jenny?

Come in here.

What?

What's wrong?

Where have you been?

Studying.

Why do you have this?

Look, they give them out at school.

At school?

Why do schools give my daughter this?

The nurses give them to everybody.

I don't have any use for them.

Look at yourself.

-All right. -Jenny, go to your room.

No sense of modesty.

Well, look, ask the school if you don't believe me.

Go to your room.

-Now. -I swear, you never listen to me.

Library like this?

Fine.

Is it a drug?

No!

-No! -No!

Listen, listen to me.

Listen to me and really hear me this time.

He left.

And as hard as it is for you, it's better this way.

I like it like this.

Well, it's too late, because I've asked him now.

No. No. You're just going to have to un-ask him.

Un-ask him.

That's it.

Don't.

Did you enjoy it, Carla?

Oh, it was wonderful.

Thank you very much.

You're welcome.

Do you cook much?

You know, I don't have much time to cook.

Besides, Rachel never lets me in the kitchen.

Oh, now, Art's wife, Sarah, she's a really great cook.

But, you know, she's with the twins and everything.

She doesn't get to cook much.

Oh, they must be getting so big.

Oh, they're great.

They're great.

Hannah, she eats two mashed bananas at a time.

And Jessie, I swear to God, yesterday she said, I love you, Grandpa.

-I love you. -She didn't say Grandpa.

She said, Grandpa.

She's too young to talk.

But he buys them toys wherever we go.

I mean, Art's afraid he's going to spoil them.

Nice.

It's nice to know you fuss over them.

-They come. -Every Tuesday, they come.

And by the time they leave, I'm completely exhausted.

I want my dad.

You should see your father in the garden with them.

He's 20 years younger.

Rachel, you should spend some more time with the twins.

You're going to miss them growing up.

It's the best time.

It's the best time.

Oh, by the way, Sarah gave me a recipe for my brother Jerry.

Yeah, Marty boy.

Yeah, the tall vegetarian one.

I'm making roast polenta.

That's okay?

Give me a rub up.

Oh my God, that dog is going to get so fat!

Is that my baby boy?

Is that my mama?

Oh, honey, it's so good to see you.

How are you doing?

Oh, oh.

I come all this way, and you can't even pick up your own mama at the airport.

I'm sorry, Mama.

I've just been swamped with work.

Well, I see you're living all right.

You got your daddy's belly on you.

I got no time to work at all.

Um, listen.

Is everything all right with Audrey?

She's been putting all those labels on all those bowls for tomorrow.

Now, I may be wrong, but something just don't seem quite right, son.

Everything's all right, Mama.

We've just been working hard.

Mm-hmm.

We need a break.

And why isn't Michael coming?

Now, his grandma ain't gonna be around too much longer.

And I don't know how many trips to L.A.

I got in me.

Don't be crazy, Mama.

You're just getting started.

She should get some sleep.

You got to be tired.

Go on, get some rest.

Then good night, honey.

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Can't believe we still have to do this every time we come.

I like it.

Makes me feel like I'm doing something naughty.

Hey, honey.

Hi.

Oh, my gosh.

Can we talk about what this Disco Sucks T-shirt means?

Oh, my gosh.

Do I look awful?

No, you look gorgeous, but who's the slut?

That's Amy.

I was 12.

She's a little whore.

We must have done something wrong.

Oh, don't be ridiculous, Herb.

Maybe it was the Kibbutz we sent her to, with all the girls.

Is anything wrong, honey?

They're doing their best, you know?

And maybe they don't even think about it anymore.

Yeah, they do.

I think about it all the time.

Honey, what if they separate?

I think the house is in Carla's name.

Why doesn't Jimmy want to come home anymore?

Jimmy, look at this.

It took me 30 hours to prepare food for the baby.

I should be grateful to God for blessing my child every day.

For what?

What's happening to my children in this country?

Jimmy doesn't want to come home.

Gary gets thrown off school.

Your daughter is disrespectful.

And Joey will grow up just the same.

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Why do you want to make the turkey taste like everything else we eat?

Why do you want everything to taste like McDonald's?

Get the door, Jenny.

Get the oven door.

Okay.

Whoa.

Take it, take it, take it.

Get that dog away from you.

Go, go, go.

Oh, it's beautiful.

You take the vegetables and you put them right in to roast.

Mm-hmm.

And you use your hands like that?

Ah, use your hands.

Get your hands dirty.

-Why not? -That's half the fun of it.

Because this, this makes the gravy incredible.

Tony, come here and help me get this

turkey in the oven before Abuela gets here.

Morning, Brace.

Did you sleep okay?

Oh, yes, I slept fine.

Well, that's it.

It's ready to go in.

You sure that's big enough?

Mm-hmm.

When the kids were growing up, we used to get three turkeys.

They'd all be fighting over the white meat.

How did you ever manage?

Thanksgiving is the easiest meal for me.

Just take that turkey, throw it in the oven, and the rest will cook itself.

Excuse me.

Where's Ronnie?

He's where he always is.

He's at work.

That's terrible.

It's Thanksgiving.

The governor had a photo op at the Hollywood Presbyterian.

Passing out turkey dinner to the homeless.

He's at church?

Well, that's all right then.

All right.

That's all right.

You got any whipped cream for my coffee?

Right behind them, I see one of the crowd's favorite tricks.

Garfield.

Oh, Gary, what a pig.

This is so disgusting.

Let's get this stuff.

It's a cat.

So right now, don't remember everyone coming up after the parade.

It's our special Thanksgiving edition.

Our fourth day in Nashville.

Well, Jenny, can you, uh, open up the store?

I'll be alone in a little while.

It won't be busy.

No, absolutely not.

Oh, did you have our beef?

I think so.

Where the hell are you going?

-Shh! -What the hell do you mean, shh?

They can come out for breakfast.

Hey, Rachel, honey.

Coffee.

Rachel, it's your mom.

Oh, forget it.

-Come back. -Come back here.

It's okay.

Come here, Mom.

Um, I-I brought you some cappuccinos.

Thanks.

The turkey's almost ready to go in the oven.

Okay.

Okay.

Oh, God, I can't believe it.

How do you feel?

I'm in a crack again.

All night, I was in a crack.

What do you expect?

Please, Herbie.

-Please. -What are you doing?

They could have had breakfast out here.

-Please, Herbie. -Just let him be.

I'll be out for a bit, I'll be staying close by.

Yeah.

Who are you talking about?

The Bismarck!

I know.

She's really insidious.

Mama?

-This is Jimmy. -Hello.

Oh, welcome.

Good to finally meet you.

Come in, come in.

Welcome to the testosterone club.

Hey!

How's my little sister?

Damn!

What are you eating at Berkeley?

-You're getting heavy. -Shut up.

Tony, Jimmy, Jimmy, Tony.

Hey, Jimmy, how you doing?

Come on in.

Abuela is here.

She just came in the door and went right to the kitchen.

Is that Jimmy's boyfriend?

Yeah, why?

I thought it was gonna be a Chinese or shit.

Neither did I, now.

Sit up and watch the game.

Jimmy,

can I get you something to drink?

Water would be great.

Oh, Mama, sit down.

I'll get it. Here, Jimmy. Oh, don't worry, don't worry.

Oh!

Where are you from, Jimmy?

I was born in Vietnam.

Oh, no, that's not what I mean.

I mean, Gina told me that your family lives in L.A.

Yeah, they live in Westminster.

Hey, would you two like to take a nap or a shower or something to freshen up?

Oh, you might.

Aw, bring the baby back.

And get Jimmy a couple of towels.

-All right? -And get the nice ones.

Thank you, Mrs. Miller.

-Thank you. -Thank you.

Hi, I need to talk to you No, no, no, no,

no, no, I'm not I'm not just come soon, okay

Yeah!

Oh, my God.

I hope you're doing great.

I hope so.

Alina?

Peace.

Would either of you like something to eat?

I'll get it.

That's okay Mrs. Avila, we have some bagels on the way down here.

Well, just let me know if you need anything.

Shit.

You know, they haven't spoken in over a year, it's horrible.

-It's terrible. -Well, that's it, Carla.

Just make sure it goes all the way in the back.

Oh, that's my favorite part.

I mean, her only grandson, not circumcised yet, it's Ashanda.

And they spoke to that Moyle in Beverly Hills about the bris and everything.

But it's up to his parents.

No, no, it's tradition.

You invited them because you feel sorry for them.

I invited them because everyone who lives in that

retirement home has no place to go during the holidays.

And so we couldn't do that to them.

Still, you should not be talking to their kids.

Oh, well, your father's side of the

family have never, ever been good listeners.

All right, Carla, could I please get the oven?

All right, let's put it in.

Here we go.

All right, on one, two, three.

-Okay. -Oh, my God, it's heavy.

Let's go.

-Watch your hands. -It's very hot. -Okay.

All right, easy.

There we go.

Looks pretty, huh?

All right.

It's about, uh, it's about 100 degrees now.

I like to usually keep it around 104, 105.

We have a jacuzzi at my gym, but I never...

I go in every night.

It's good for the circulation, but you can't stay

in too long because it's not good for the kidneys.

You know Michael Landon from, uh, from Bonanza?

Uh-huh.

He was Jewish.

The whole Cartwright family was Jewish.

Oyster and shiitake mushroom dressing?

Hmm.

Never heard of that before.

These friends of yours, don't they have families to be with today?

James's parents have passed on.

It's OK.

Paula's family's in Montana.

Well, is Michael gonna at least call or do

you just talk to each other on the email now?

We'll call him in a while.

Mommy, when's the turkey gonna be ready?

Almost on time.

You know, I could whip up a batch of macaroni and cheese.

You know, every once in a while, it's good to try something brand new.

Man, I hope you put enough cinnamon on that apple pie.

Mmm-mmm.

Something really smells good coming out of that skit.

Daddy's home, Grandma.

Hi, Daddy.

That's it, ladies.

You got me for the rest of the weekend.

Bye, darling.

Hello, busy-dizzy.

Daddy, I helped Grandma peel the potatoes.

Excuse me.

You need to get ready.

I gotta go.

Well, I hope you're not expecting cornbread stuffing and macaroni and cheese.

You know, whatever you ladies come up with will be fine with me.

She's attacking me.

Mushroom dressing and stuff like that.

I cannot do this.

What's wrong, honey?

I cannot do this all alone.

Look, I'm sorry the photo shoot went over.

She keeps going on and on about Michael.

I'm running out of things to say to her.

What do you want me to do, Audrey?

What's your fault he's not coming, Ronald?

What can I do?

Your mother thinks you shit ice cream.

Yeah.

No.

My baby.

What?

I resent you putting me in this position.

I resent it, and today I'm really feeling it.

Look, I will take care of my mother from here on out, okay?

I will tell her something.

Come on, it's just Thanksgiving.

We'll get through this.

OK.

Just hang in there.

Don't get changed.

I'll be right back.

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Look at this.

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Learned it with you, little boy, huh, Dave?

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Do you mean up here?

Yeah, the ones in the back.

Thank you, sir.

Ay, hombre, el macostino.

¡Vete un poco, de pronto!

Está guapo, ¿no?

Oh, sí, está pero guapísimo.

Mira ese culo.

Se parece a ese jugador de tenis.

-¿Cómo se llama? -Ese de...

Oh, I like the chain.

Está más bonito que yo.

Sí, you know what?

Ellos también son buenos con el dinero.

It's true.

-It's true. -Thank you, Jimmy.

No problema, abuela.

Estoy a su servicio.

¡Ay, Dios mío!

Oh, my God.

I can't believe you're going to do this.

Down, down.

¿Dónde están las bananas?

¿Qué?

¡No!

¿Dónde están las bananas?

¿Ustedes tienen una cerveza?

¿Ustedes tienen una cerveza?

No, no, no.

No, no, no, no.

Él estaba fuera. Está incomplejo.

Él estaba fuera.

-¿Qué? -Está incomplejo.

-¿Qué? -No, no, no.

I told you, you know what?

Right now, right now.

See?

I told you.

Yes, yes.

No, no, no, no.

What's up?

Tell me the truth, Tony.

How's Mom doing?

She seems fine.

Yeah, but do you think she's okay?

She looks a lot better than Dad.

So, Dad?

Yesterday, at the supermarket, she looks like shit.

It's over with Auntie Rosa.

He knows he screwed up, all right, Gina?

Yeah, well, screwing up is one thing, but not with your wife's cousin.

I mean, that shit's beyond screwed up, Tony.

Well, I kind of invited him over today.

What?

You know, it's over, and he has no place to go, so I thought...

How could you be so stupid, Tony?

Hey, Mom's already freaked out and yelled at me, okay?

Well, did you tell him not to come?

Yeah.

I left a message on his machine.

Okay?

Happy?

Now, see?

No, no, no, no, no.

I don't know where it is.

That's right.

Good, good.

Here, Rachel sends her love.

No, it's beautiful and sunny here.

What?

It's already snowing?

How's the leg, Mom?

Okay, just don't overdo it.

It's nice that she gets on so well with her mother.

Oh, she's lovely.

-Good. -We don't get to see her enough,

but I'd really like you to meet her someday.

I know, it's hard.

Well, I got someone else to help you.

All my life, all I ever wanted for you was...

I love you, too.

...to be happy and to meet somebody

special and just have a family.

Oh, Mom, I am happy.

Carla makes me very, very happy.

Wait a minute.

Come on, Monica.

I am coming. Don't talk to Paula like that.

-I am upstairs. -Hi.

-Hi, Audrey. -Happy Thanksgiving.

Oh, Ma, thank you.

You remember Monica, don't you?

-Yes. -Hi, Monica.

Sorry, Audrey, we would have told you sooner, but Monica just arrived.

Oh, nonsense.

Monica, welcome.

Your father doesn't bring you off enough.

Her mother dropped her off this morning.

They had another falling out.

She has been a pain in the ass.

She can sit next to my-in-law.

Come on.

-Presenting... -Chandelier of Turkey!

Thank you, Chandelier.

Is it good?

It's good to meet you.

Yay.

Let's be on the same stage.

Yeah, yeah.

Just for a few minutes.

Do you want another beer?

No, I'll save.

Do you want to try?

Yes.

Audrey, do you have a big family?

We have two little brothers and a sister.

My grandparents live with us, too.

Yeah?

Are you guys tight?

Yeah.

Should we go inside and give them a hand?

Yeah.

You like Jackie Chang?

Yeah, sure.

I mean, the boy is hell of a crazy.

Jumping off of helicopters, buses, hanging from poles.

He's pretty bad.

Yeah, but he's not as bad as Bruce.

Bruce Lee is the baddest.

Right?

Yeah?

No one can touch Bruce.

Sophie!

Sweetie, can I have another beer?

Why don't you get it yourself?

Tell Audrey about Michael?

No.

She worries about him enough as it is.

She's still mad then.

It's getting better.

Yeah?

I just wish Michael would grow up, though.

Good luck.

You know Michael's not coming.

I was afraid to ask.

You're still not speaking at all.

Well, I guess you can't call yourself a

family if someone isn't speaking to someone else.

I can't think of anything I'd rather do last now

you be the mommy and I'll be the daddy Wow this

is sick you guys are really twisted you know that

Where's dad?

What are y'all playing, honey?

Like when us grandma were playing Thanksgiving.

Oh, how nice.

Yeah.

She's the mommy, she's the daddy, and I'm the

alcoholic, cult-worshiping, satanic stepmother.

How do you okay?

Well, I made it through your dad's dissertation on hot tubs.

Oh, Lord.

Mom sends her best.

How are you doing?

I almost killed her.

What happened?

She burst into tears about something.

She doesn't want my aunt and uncle to know about us.

The uncle who's having the affair with the mistress?

Oh, God.

Please, don't...

don't let them pull you into an argument.

And don't sit next to my...

my Uncle David, because he doesn't chew

his food properly and he drools all the time.

It's disgusting.

It's showtime.

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We'll have fun.

Oh, hi!

How are you?

Come on in.

It's so good of you to invite us.

Oh, it's good to see you.

How was the traffic?

Was the traffic fair?

Oh, you look wonderful.

Thank you.

I know you like my kishka.

Hi.

Oh, Rachel, honey.

You look great.

Oh, thank you.

Doesn't she look beautiful?

Just like a movie star.

-Thank you. -Good to see you.

-Hello. -Is this your roommate?

This is Carla.

Oh, Carla.

Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, too.

I'll take this.

Why don't you have a little nosh?

Take off your hat.

Now, listen.

I have someone coming over.

Just for dessert.

A friend.

So I need you to set a place right next to me.

Good.

Who is she?

His name is Daniel.

Hi, Mama.

When did this happen? How long have you been hiding this?

I've known him for a couple of years.

He's a teacher at this school.

Excuse me.

-It's a girl. -Oh, my God. -Oh, my God.

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-Yeah. -You got her?

-Yeah. -Okay. -You're gonna get the door.

Okay.

You're gonna go see your grandpa and grandma.

-Yeah. -Oh, I'm very excited.

For your first Thanksgiving.

And lots of food.

And your aunt.

And your aunt's friend.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

-Oh. -Oh.

-Oh. -Oh!

That scared you?

Scared me.

Everybody in here is very scared of me.

How are you?

Very good.

Very good.

My mama's a boyfriend.

How am I supposed to talk to him?

Act normal, just be normal.

What would you do if your mom got a new boyfriend?

It can happen, you never know.

Right now, my mom will be cooking two meals.

One for my grandparents, and one for the kids.

You know, you can go over for dessert.

I'd rather be with you.

Well, I can go with you.

I could be a friend and give you a ride down.

I can't be myself with you.

Gina, sweetheart, would you go and get me some more butter?

Because I used all of it on the mashed potatoes.

And on the way, would you return this?

It's probably closed, Mom.

Just put it in the slot.

Thanks, bye.

Jenny, what's wrong?

Jenny, what's wrong?

-Come on. -I got a million things to do.

What's wrong?

What?

What's wrong?

Come on, you're freaking me out.

What's wrong?

What?

Here, open this.

-Gently. -Gently.

Be careful.

Holy shit, what are you doing with a gun?

It's not mine!

I found it under my brother's bed, okay?

I don't know what I'm going to do!

-Jen! -Jen!

Don't touch it.

-It's too hot, Ma. -I'll do it.

Check the front, please.

Doug, can you get Jenny?

We need some help in the kitchen here.

Okay.

Hey, touchdown?

Hello?

Is Gary there?

I'm coming to close the store.

Your mom needs you in the kitchen.

Can you please get Gary for me?

Gary?

-Yeah? -Jane? -What?

I don't know.

Todd Bowman.

Trying to shake the cobwebs off.

Yeah, what's up?

Gary, I found something in your room.

The league this year was the offensive line.

And they haven't progressed.

What are you talking about?

I think they would like it.

Why do you have a gun, Gary?

But what'd you do with it?

It's not mine right now.

I'm just looking after it for somebody.

You used it?

Look, I told...

I told you it's not mine.

We are not seeing nothing, Jan.

I'm gonna have to give it back.

You can get Jenny.

Please.

Yeah.

Look, my mom wants you.

Don't screw around, Jenny, alright?

I'm gonna come over and get this.

Yeah.

Come on, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy.

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Come on, get in the car!

Get out of here, right now, alright?

I don't want to talk to you!

In the car!

It's in the car, let's go!

Get in the car, now!

No! Don't come after me!

Don't come after me!

Get in the car, now!

She was with a white guy?

I told you, she was with some guy.

She looked like she'd been crying.

Did she look like she was in trouble?

No, she probably just got in a fight with her boyfriend or something.

Boyfriend?

Who is he?

Who was he, Jenny?

Look, it doesn't matter.

He should have thrown him out.

Don't hurt her. Is that why you have condoms?

Is that why you don't have condoms?

So you can sleep with everybody.

You're pretty safe, you know that.

You don't know how good I am.

I don't know what you're talking about.

You know it. I don't know what you're talking about.

Is that how you repay your family?

Grateful piece, you!

You ungrateful!

Is that how you give thanks?

I don't understand.

What I don't understand?

No, what do I understand?

You don't understand me!

You don't understand anything!

You never listen to me!

Okay, alright.

Alright, it's finished for now.

It's finished for now.

-You go. -It's finished for now!

Bye!

I don't know anything about autotune.

I don't know anything about autotune.

Jenny, Jenny, come on.

You don't understand, Grandma.

Come on, let's go.

Oh

Jawa

I feel sorry for you.

Come on, let's go out for dinner.

No, I'm not eating.

I'm just saying that, but I don't think so.

My parents are very proud of you.

Well, then why don't they tell me that?

All they ever talk about is Jimmy.

Sometimes people don't mean what they say.

My parents often tell me that my parents are very proud of you.

But Jenny, you have to be responsible.

Don't make your life more difficult, you know?

I'm sorry that Bea and Davis have to foul things up today, huh?

Me too.

There's always something to cut.

So, how have they been with you two?

Well, Mom brought us cappuccinos in bed this morning.

I got it.

I got it.

Hello.

Hey, Jimmy.

-How are you? -It's Jimmy.

Is everything all right?

I'm fine.

How's everything at school?

Everything's good.

I was just thinking about you guys is all.

I'm sorry I couldn't come home today.

School's just been crazy.

Oh, you're a good boy, Jimmy.

Listen, your mom wants to talk to you.

Jimmy.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Oh, Jimmy.

You have to talk to Jenny.

She has disgraced the family.

What's going on?

Jimmy.

Give condoms out to girls.

Gordo, no!

I don't know, Mom.

Let me talk to her.

Jenny!

Jenny!

Jimmy wants to talk to you!

You see, she doesn't listen to us.

You have to talk to her.

Oh, my God!

Mom!

Mom!

-Hi, Jimmy. -Happy Thanksgiving!

Joey, Joey, let me talk to Mom.

Joey!

Oh, God!

-It's too hot. -Isn't that gorgeous?

Yes, it's stunning. Just let's get it out of the way.

All right, man, space.

Oh, God, it's beautiful.

I think that needs a little more time, honey.

It's done.

The thermometer says it's done.

It might say that, but I can tell it ain't ready.

Grace, it's done.

Don't want my turkey?

It's still pink.

That's not done?

It's turkey, and it's supposed to be pink.

People get ill that way.

Grace, I've been cooking the turkey for 20 years.

I think I know where the turkey's done.

Oh, God!

I'm sorry.

I'm really sorry.

Okay, well, that's all right.

You do it your way.

Just put my helping in the microwave.

See how that cuts?

Get over here!

Get over here!

Your children won't complain to the patio.

Jose!

You know, it's going to be worse.

I'll get it.

Hola, Gina.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Mom,

-I left a message. -I swear.

I just wanted us all to be together.

Gordito.

Gordito, come.

Come, Gordito, look.

-Look what I have. -Come here, Gordito.

Come here.

Gordito, how are you?

It's been a while, man.

There you go, Gordito.

I've been kicked out of the kitchen.

I guess I can't keep up.

He's taking the turkey's temperature.

Well, join us out here.

It's a beautiful day.

Can I get you something to drink, Mom?

I'll get it.

I should check in inside anyway.

What can I get for you, Mrs. Williams?

Nothing.

-Okay. -Thanks, Jim.

Your wife yelled at me.

Lighten up on Audrey, all right?

She's under a lot of stress.

Please don't do that in front of the company.

Friends are one thing.

When's the last time y 'all saw any family?

Talking on the computers.

That ain't the same thing?

Mama, let's not start, okay?

He's coming back.

Are you embarrassed by us?

All my life, I had to put up with white people looking at me funny.

And now my own son's gonna do the same thing, too?

Oh, Mama, please, don't be crazy.

I mean, I've just been busy, that's all.

Maybe if you spent more time with our family,

Michael would think he was part of something bigger.

Oh, Audrey.

-Oh, Audrey. -It's so beautiful.

It's just perfect.

Oh, it's gorgeous.

Are those yams, Diana?

Yes, for you.

Incredible. Look at this wonderful stuff.

Hey, come on, you guys.

Oh, this stuffing has oysters in it.

-I'm going to die. -It's delicious.

Look at this fruit.

Mom, look at this woman. Truly, I can't get over how gorgeous this is.

Look what your mom did.

Dad, you know I'm a vegetarian, right?

Monica, why didn't you say something before?

We have plenty of veggies.

Yes, that's right.

You will find them. Look at your places.

Oh, James, Paula, Monica.

No, no, no, it's okay.

It's okay.

-It's okay. -It didn't hit the floor.

It's fine.

It'll be okay.

It's okay.

We can rinse it.

We can rinse it.

I got it.

I got it.

I got it.

I got it.

-I got it. -Take the bread from Mommy.

Go find a plate.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Monica, go to the kitchen.

Get us another plate.

-You know what? -It's fine.

It's just going to be fine.

What about some vegetables?

We can rinse it.

It's all right.

We got it.

Enough, sweetie.

Here, sweetie, take this.

Mom, very careful to the kitchen.

You give your Mommy a hug, you.

Did you get somebody to get a clean plate?

We can rinse it.

I know.

We'll get it.

It's still good.

The work is great.

Happy Thanksgiving, sweetheart.

It'll be perfect.

All right.

What are we missing?

I've got more Kramer.

I've got more Kramer. We're not going to do another thing.

It's fine.

Calm down.

It's all right.

Here

I made this dish especially for Jerry.

Wow, this is great.

Audrey, we've lost a little in presentation, but it's going to be just

♪

Oh yeah, Kentucky Fried Chicken!

Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.

Woo!

Dear God, thank you for bringing us all together

on this very special day and for allowing our

children to be happy in whatever way they choose to be.

We ask that others be as understanding

and as tolerant as you are.

And for the food we're about to

receive, we thank you for

allowing us to come together today and for our happiness.

I am thankful that the spirit of my late husband

could be here with us today to celebrate your goodness.

No, don't, please.

It's the same at our house.

Grace, go ahead.

I'm thankful for our happiness.

I'm thankful for the food we're about to receive.

And we pray for hope, future progress,

harmony, and so that we can all get along.

And please help the Raiders win the game so they can make the playoffs.

And please give me some Christmas presents, like a telescope.

And please watch over my brother Jimmy in college.

Amen.

Amen.

Amen.

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Adrian, give me a few more.

No, Audrey.

This shiitake mushroom stuffing is...

It's different.

I'm gonna get a pineapple and a pumpkin.

You're gonna get a pumpkin?

Hey, Audrey, is there any onion salad in here?

Oh, no.

No.

Oh, Monica, please come.

If it was fruit, it would be kind of out of place in a fruit combo.

You're all set.

Do you do cheese, Monica?

I like the little Chinese chess pieces.

I'll put this here.

A nice touch.

What are we having for dinner?

Ma'am, thank you very much.

This is delicious.

Not enough.

Very good, Lucy.

To all the women in my life, thank you.

I've been putting this on for a very, very, very long time.

That little tragedy seems like it happened last year, doesn't it?

Everything is just perfect.

How's the chicken, Joey?

Good.

♪

♪

My favorite part about Thanksgiving is knowing I can eat this tomorrow.

♪

Everybody, I know this is an old-fashioned tradition

but my late husband always insisted that we go

around the table and say the one thing we're thankful for.

Audrey, you're first.

Let's see

Where could I be? Will we be thankful for this?

Could be the governor.

Yeah, he could give a paint over to see how it goes.

He's probably very happy from it. He can't

get you on the phone and he gets it in his car.

He's done it before.

He should stay here.

No, I'm not joking.

I won't tell you when.

Thank you, Janet.

-Bye. -Bye.

Oh my god, you're kidding me!

You are a sweetie!

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.

Hey!

How's my baby sister?

How you doing?

Getting so happy.

Look at you.

Hey, Grandma.

Oh, hi, honey.

It's so good to see you.

-Oh! -Oh, great.

Ronnie, get him another chair.

I want my handsome grandson sitting right here next to me.

Sit right there.

I knew you weren't going to let me go home without seeing you.

You know that.

There we go.

Oh, Michael, you remember Cora?

James, this is Monica, James' daughter.

How you doing?

Oh!

Here you are, sweetie.

Give him head turkey.

This boy looks like he needs a little home cooking.

Crazy.

Dark meat.

So you changed your mind?

You should have called and let us know you were coming.

Nonsense.

Ronald, he doesn't need to call to come home.

Would you like some macaroni and cheese?

Grandma, you made the macaroni and cheese?

Yeah, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Looks good.

This is Moroccan fruit compote, sweetie.

Thanks, Mark.

Oh, you're welcome.

I didn't know you made it around here.

Yeah.

Well, I don't like that one.

And with a lot of care.

Jimmy, eat up.

Here you go, Julio Lee.

You know what that was, right?

You know what I'm doing, right?

That's pretty good.

Yeah.

Here's to Bruce and Dan.

They look like he's here.

When did they start walking?

Everybody loves Arthur.

The food's really good, Mom.

Everybody loves myself.

Can I help you with the baby?

All right, everybody here, take sections and don't try.

I want to know everything about you.

Where were you born?

And then where were you living after that?

And don't you just love Los Angeles?

Is this your first time?

No, actually, I've been here once before.

I like it, I just don't think I could live here, everything's so spread out.

You used to be in L.A.

Everything was 20 minutes away.

Now it's 24 hours a day traffic.

Must be really hard to meet people.

People don't even know who their neighbors are, usually.

Well, how did you and Rachel become roommates?

Are you school friends?

No, we met at work.

Yeah, Carla started with the company three weeks before I did.

She actually owns the house that we live in

So you so you also work in

the San Francisco area, too I

Thought it was jello

It kind of looks like jello.

If the chicken is burnt, I'll have to cook pho for you tomorrow.

And Paula, now it's your turn.

Oh, well, I guess I am most

thankful that we're all healthy, that

nothing terrible has happened to any of us, and that we have good

friends who invited us over so I didn't

have to spend the last three days cooking.

Ronnie?

Well?

I'm thankful for having the best mother and wife and children in the world.

Michael I'm just glad to be home

and Monica, you're last.

I'd like to thank our fellow Native

Americans Who gave us this land in exchange for?

measles Reservations and casinos so we could have all this food to

celebrate it with Monica, please more like thanks taking don't you think?

So Michael, what do you been up to lately?

I'm keeping busy He's my first grandson to go to college, you know

Uh, Grandma, um, I'm taking some time off.

You what?

You quit?

No, I didn't quit.

Why didn't somebody tell me?

Grace, a lot of kids take the semester off to decide what they want to do.

Well, I thought you were doing so well.

I am.

Well, you did register for the spring semester, right?

Dad, you know I'm not going back.

Honey, you're taking time off, and that's okay.

You know, UC Santa Barbara has a well-respected business school.

Dad, there's no black people there.

You tell me what you're going to do with a

degree in African-American studies, young man.

Hmm?

Ronald!

What?

Can we talk about it later?

Yes

So, Ronald, did you watch the news last night?

All three stations led with the paint thing.

I have strict orders from my wife not to talk about work.

He deserves it.

Thank you, Monica.

So, Michael, how do you feel about the whole Ebonics thing?

I like you.

I mean, why did they throw paint on his nice suit?

Didn't Rhodes grow up around here?

Sure he did. His father used to own a store around the corner from us.

You know what I like about him?

He says what he thinks.

And he doesn't care what anybody else says.

Oh, come on, Dad.

I was born and raised in Fairfax.

And now I'm afraid to come home.

It was never like that before.

His entire campaign was playing on people's fears.

You know what I think?

I think someone should speak up for the ordinary people.

I mean, there's a limit to how many foreigners this country can accommodate.

A limit.

Well, you know what I like about him?

He's an honest man.

He's not like every other politician.

They're all exactly the same.

Some are just a little more dangerous than others.

You know, if we don't have some strong

leadership in this state, it's going to collapse on itself.

You know what makes me mad?

The graffiti.

It makes everything look so ugly.

I just... Dad, don't you think he's a little extreme?

Well, he should do whatever it takes to stop what's going on.

I mean, there's so many people on welfare now.

There's drugs, there's gangs.

Come on, it's got to be stopped.

But he's a racist, anti-gay bigot.

I didn't even ask Jimmy what he was eating today.

I wonder if the cafeteria would be open.

Thank you.

Jimmy, what's your family do?

They own a video store.

Have they met Gina yet?

I'm going to meet them at Christmas.

I remember when I met your mother's family.

I was

so afraid of Grandpa that I couldn't eat.

And Lizzy, she fixed me a little care package to

take home so I wouldn't go to bed without eating.

Remember that?

Sabes que?

If Grandpa were alive, no anduvieras fregando con Rosa.

I love you.

♪

Lizzie, look, that's over now, all right?

I made a big mistake, that's all.

You're glad I've come, right?

Oh, yeah.

It was Anthony who invited you, not her.

He did it for us.

They want us to be together now.

I missed you so much.

Could you take these out before they get cold?

Sure.

You still take my breath away?

I'll get it

Hi, can I help you?

Uh, yeah, is Elizabeth in here?

Mom?

Hey.

-Hi. -Hi.

Thank you.

Could you take these in the kitchen, please?

Feeling strong?

Yeah.

Good.

Everyone?

I'd like you to meet Daniel.

Hi.

Come, sit over here by me.

Bye.

Anthony, would you bring a chair?

Get a little cushion for that awful, awful orange chair.

Thanks.

Is there any more wine on the table?

No.

Uh, Anthony, would you go in and get

some more wine and also a glass for Daniel?

Thank you.

This is my son, Anthony, and this is my daughter, Gina.

And this is my daughter's boyfriend, Jimmy.

And I'm Javier, her husband.

Who are you?

I'm a teacher at Elizabeth's school.

Michael, please do not push your father's buttons today.

No politics, all right?

All right.

So what are you doing now, Michael?

I'm working as a teacher's aide in Englewood.

I'm saving up to go to college.

Isn't that all the way in D.C.?

Yep.

You think Howard's going to accept someone who doesn't finish what they start?

And why do you want to go clear across the country

to isolate yourself at an all-black school anyway?

Why are you always so critical of anything black?

You're working for a man who sold out Affirmative Action.

He is saying the same thing that I'm saying.

Do for yourself.

Don't expect anybody else to do it for you.

Oh, come on, Dad.

There's always been preferential treatment.

It just depends on who you know and where you come from.

See, what I'm talking about here is access.

But you don't think your mother and I work for all this?

I'll tell you this.

If it wasn't for Affirmative Action, you

wouldn't have your boy Colin Powell now, now would you?

Michael, what Mr. Rhodes is saying has nothing to do

with being a black or white or Democrat or Republican.

It has to do with taking responsibility for your own action.

Like the way you walked out on Mom?

Monica.

Well, it's true, isn't it?

Monica, please. This is not the time or the place.

How could you be such a hypocrite, Dad?

Michael, don't talk to your father like that.

-Oh, no, no, no. -That's all right.

It's just got no respect anymore.

Why don't you tell everybody what you did yesterday, Michael?

If I wasn't there you'd be in jail

right now Michael What did he do?

Oh, he was the one that threw the paint on governor roads.

All right, for God's sake, please

Michael that's not right, honey Your daddy worked so hard for all y'all.

Yeah. Well ask him why he's always working Michael.

That is enough Ask him who Lisa is What does that mean?

What are you talking about?

Oh, I'm sorry.

Is nothing new?

Mom, I am so sorry.

It's time for dessert.

-I shouldn't have said that. -I'm sorry.

Somebody, please, tell me.

Mom found out that Dad had been seeing a woman at work.

Oh, I knew you were keeping something from me, honey.

-It's over. -I just...

Oh, my Lord, honey, you can't get a divorce.

The affair is over.

Yeah, right.

Ron!

Boy!

Mom, you don't have to stay with him.

What is wrong with you?

Why are you acting like this?

Why are you acting so weak?

Weak?

Trying to hold his family together is weak?

Sometimes I think it's never the fucking shit I have to

put up with, but you and Kristen mean more to me than that.

Tell me how I'm weak.

I can't believe it!

Shame on you!

You're leaving.

I'm sorry

She's gonna eat?

I love you.

This way.

Ronald Williams, how could you have done this, son?

Mama, God knows how sorry I am for betraying them.

Sorry is one thing.

How are you planning on fixing it?

I don't know.

I've been trying.

I know I've hurt them very badly.

I mean, Michael's already given up on

me, and I'm scared Audrey's gonna go next.

Think about why she's still here.

Give her that much respect.

Well, I must say, Hannah and Jessica are absolutely beautiful.

Thank you.

When is the next one coming?

Uh, well, we got our hands full till these two are 18.

And then it doesn't even stop there with daughters, does it, Dad?

Yeah.

Pass me a toothpick, will you, honey?

Rachel, honey.

I can hear the clock going tick-tock, tick-tock.

Meaning?

Meaning we're all tired of waiting for your Mr. Right to come along.

Well, stranger things have happened.

Bee, please stop pestering her, please.

Rachel, honey, you look a lot slimmer this year.

Is there someone new in your life that you're keeping from us?

-Nope. -Nobody new.

Well, maybe it would help if you changed your hairstyle.

Look at the little turkey here.

Look at the little turkey here.

Will you stop interrupting me so I can

give your daughters some wonderful advice?

You've been wearing it this way for years, and it looks lovely.

But I think that you ought to try something different.

Maybe a little more glamorous.

I really like it like this.

You do?

Oh.

Oh, Bee.

Some more wine?

Sure, why not?

Just keep pouring

It's a birthday in the center, and it was very good.

Very good.

Mom, you didn't tell me you invited someone.

Well, I did.

And I didn't want to make a big deal of it.

Yeah, so why don't you shut up? No, it's OK.

I'll leave.

Obviously, I'm on the way here.

-Come on, come on. -Come on.

If this is too hard, I don't mind.

-No, no, no. -Daniel, please.

Javier, Anthony wants you here.

Everyone wants you here.

Please stay.

Jimmy, what would you like for dessert?

Would you like some flan, some pie, or some arroz con leche?

Flan, please.

Flan.

Very good.

Doesn't that look delicious?

Dolores made that. Daniel, what would you like?

Uh, some pumpkin would be great.

Pumpkin. Could we have the pumpkin down here, please?

Thank you.

That looks so pretty with the flowers.

Javier?

What would you like?

-Hmm? -I want my wife and children back.

Javier, this is not the time.

Would you like some pie?

How long have you known my wife?

A few years.

You've known each other for a few years.

We worked together at the school.

Daniel has been for me, uh...

compadre.

Coño, what about me?

Dad, you're the one who left.

No, you guys all saw the way Rosa threw herself at Dad last Christmas, okay?

Please, Anthony, are you really gonna

bail on Sofia if some slut walks in right now?

You know what, you better not or I'm gonna cut his huevos off.

No, no, no, no. It's not right, my wife dating.

You know, that has to stop.

Shut up, Javier.

Can't you see she's happy now?

Oh, yeah

That's not DNA, that's blood.

I don't think I've seen him before.

No!

♪

Oh

Bye.

Come on, he's got to find out.

What are they saying?

She's going to take him back.

-She's got to. -No, she doesn't.

Javier.

I'm so embarrassed. I mean, you could have told me somebody was coming.

I didn't know you were coming.

I didn't ask you to come.

Look, I'm sorry.

Look, I didn't realize what I was doing, OK?

I mean, it didn't mean anything.

I should have never left, OK?

Look, Javier, what do you want me to do?

Hm?

What do you expect me to do?

The whole time you were gone, you never once said you were sorry to me.

You never once said you were sorry to the children.

What did you think we were thinking?

feeling all right okay I'm sorry

I'm sorry I love you

Let this one thing destroy the family No one in this

family is destroyed will you give me a second chance

♪

♪

I'm sorry

♪

Fire.

Javier!

Javier!

Javier!

Thank you.

-It's okay. -Where's Anthony?

Mom, I'm sorry.

All you working women, you earn big salaries, but before you

know it, your face falls, your body drops, and it's too late.

What good is a big house and vacations

if you don't have someone to share it with?

I mean, nowadays, they all have good friends who are just like family.

You want Cool Whip or you want ice cream?

Is it low-fat?

-No, it's not. -Have the Cool Whip.

Sorry, Mom.

I have something that I want to tell you all,

and I've been meaning to say it for a while,

but I haven't been able to quite figure out how, so...

-Rachel? -But I figure that since...

since you're gonna know soon enough, I might as well tell you.

Rachel.

-Dad, shh. -It's okay.

This is something that...

that I really, really want.

Rachel.

-Rachel. -Dad knows.

I'm pregnant.

What?

Isn't that great?

I'm having a baby.

Oh, my, it's so tough!

It's not a baby.

Oh, it's wonderful!

Isn't that great, Dad?

Rachel.

Look, you're a lesbian.

What?

-What did he say? -Oh, Dad, come on.

Rachel is a lesbian.

You know, like Ellen.

Who's the father?

It doesn't matter who the father is.

Who's the father?

It doesn't matter who the father is.

Of course it matters who the father is.

How are you going to bring up a child without a father?

What are you doing?

Just be quiet

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twins are getting upset. Yeah, listen, it's very common these days.

And Rachel and Carla are going to be great parents.

I just want to, I'm questioning what's right for the child.

Dad, Daddy, all that matters is that I have a baby inside of me.

And I don't know what it's going to look like.

I mean, we don't know.

We think it's going to be a boy, but we're not sure.

But I try to imagine what he's going to look

like in our home with Carla in it.

And what his life is going to be like.

And whether or not you're even gonna want to know him.

All I want to know is who the father is.

It doesn't matter.

Damn, have you been listening?

Was it an accident?

Was it a...

Did you have some kind of an affair?

No, no, no. Please, you're going to have a...

Was it just an accident?

It wasn't.

I had a donor.

Some anonymous man?

What if he had some disease or something?

-He doesn't. -How do you know?

-You don't know that. -Because I know.

You don't know if he has a disease?

I know, because it's Jerry.

But he's gay!

Sarah's brother is a faggot?

Look, Dad, that doesn't matter, okay?

The point is, this baby is going to be part of our family.

That's what matters.

Oh God, I can't breathe.

So is the baby Jewish?

Oh, hey, don't worry about it, Dad.

I think it's for me.

What the fuck is that?

-A carriage? -Don, don't worry about it.

-I got all... -No! -I'll call you later.

Jen!

-What the hell? -Gary, stop it!

Gary's in serious trouble.

Don't let him go.

Gary, go sit down.

What the heck, Jen?

-He's just my friend. -Come on!

Gary, sit down!

Joey, you gotta talk to Mom and Dad, okay?

What about the pumpkin pie?

We gotta have that next.

Just go play in your room, okay?

Okay.

-No. -No!

Make your escape!

Gary, sit down!

What's the matter with you?

Tell us, Gary.

What is it?

There.

I found it under his bed.

Tyler!

Where did you get this?

Where did you get this?

Look, it's not mine, okay?

I promise.

Whose is it?

My friend asked me to hold on to it, all right?

He was afraid of these guys at school.

It doesn't matter, Gary.

How can you bring a gun into the house, huh?

It's not a tour, you know.

It's not like the movies.

How do you think your mom and I would

feel if we came home and found you dead, huh?

Gary, are you in a gang?

Oh, God.

Gary, where are you going?

Gary, come back here!

Gary, don't!

Stop it, all right?

Gary, I was only trying to help.

Why'd you have to tell them?

I told you it wasn't mine.

You don't say anything.

We can't help you.

Are you in the den, Gary?

No!

I'm not that stupid, all right?

Why do we have a gun in our house?

Is it Dawn's?

Why, why, why?

Why does Dawn have a gun?

Some guys jumped him and took his jacket.

He started cussing him out, and now they're after him.

What am I supposed to do?

Ah!

He's my best friend!

Yeah, I gotta back him up.

Why didn't you tell a teacher?

Because teachers can't do shit.

They can't protect us after school.

You know, we don't want to read about you in the newspapers, huh?

We came here to get away from cops, and you play with them like toys?

Yeah, but this is not Vietnam, all right?

You don't know what it's like outside.

I'm afraid to go to school.

I don't want to die.

I don't want to be scared all the time.

What?

I only found it this morning and that's why I was talking to Luke.

Talked to a stranger?

And you didn't tell us?

Yeah, because we don't talk about stuff like other families.

What the hell was that?

-Kristin. -Get her, Grace.

Oh, my God.

I think that came from your house.

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Has anyone heard?

Should I call an ambulance?

What happened? The little boy in that house is one of my students.

Rachel!

Rachel, come on in the house.

I guess they'll call an ambulance if they need it.

It's none of your business.

Come on, come on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's coming.

Hold on.

Just a second. I want to make sure everyone's all right.

Hey, you guys know what happened?

Where did it come from?

It sounded like a car backfire.

That's what I thought it was.

It was a car.

It was definitely a car.

Look at the window. They just moved it.

It's in the paper. I would love to see it.

Oh, they're pretty.

Oh, my gosh.

God, I love that.

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-Yeah, I'm in. -I'm in.

You stay in there, Jose, right now!

Why do they have to keep a gun in the house?

A gun?

I'm telling you, Ruthie, before you know it,

you're going to have a triad war in this neighborhood.

A triad war.

Ruth?

-Yes? -I just can't understand.

Is the father still the father?

Or is somebody else going to be the father?

-Good night. -Good night.

Good night, David.

Gina, you think I should go and help them out?

No, they're probably fine on their own.

All right, sweetie, come on.

Okay, babe.

Gina?

I met his father at the store yesterday.

He's a good man.

I think it would be okay.

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we were older, and we wouldn't have to wait so long?

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Please forgive me.

Okay.

You know it

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It's really nice to meet you all.

Please.

Jimmy.

Looks good, Ma.

Another good Thanksgiving dinner.

Joey.

Why were you at a Thanksgiving play?

-How'd it go? -It was good.

I killed the big, fat turkey.

You were a turkey?

No.

Joey.

You were a turkey.

Ba, ba, ba, ba,

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Michael, I just want to tell you I understand what you're going through.

What I'm telling you.

Life's gonna be real hard without an education.

I know.

I just want you to know, from me and from

my heart, I support any decision you make.

It's not over just yet.

It is.

-It is. -You know,

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tiles, but Bruce wanted the, what do you

call it, the natural stone, whatever you call it.

Oh, do you need some help?

Who wants a cappuccino?

Dad, can you move over a bit?

You're blocking the jets. Oh, and there's plenty of dessert left over.

Whitney!

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