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Check, one, two, three.

Ready? Okay!

Take them deep! Take them hard!

Take them from heaven and kingdom's yard!

Woo!

Oh, I'm choking.

Guys, we've got a long way to go before we make it to the state finals.

Helena, I'm hungry.

Can't we just go in the hallway and fetch us something to eat? Please keep

down. I don't want everybody here to know that we're vampires.

Don't you remember what happened at the last school we were at?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They all found out. We had to eat everybody. Now we're here.

Blah, blah, blah.

And we didn't make it to the state finals.

I mean, we could have totally made it if we didn't get the coach. So don't take

it hard on yourself.

Seriously.

It's just so embarrassing that I've been a cheerleader for 700 years and I've

never made it to the state finals.

Come on, guys. Get up. Let's take it from the top.

All right.

We got this.

We got this.

We are the Angels, and we can't be beat.

We are the Angels. Raw, raw, raw.

Raw,

raw. Raw, raw.

State finals. Here we come.

here, and if, I mean, when we make it to the state finals, why do you think

you'd be coming with us?

Oh, come on. Cheerleading squads. They need their own cheering section, right?

That could be me.

Right? No, they don't. Just go home.

Come on. Hey.

Like, we're the only ones in the school that are, like, different.

We need to stick together.

times that i have to tell this to you we have nothing in common vampires are

immortal and hot werewolves are mangly big bags of fleas and they die an

old miserable death not to mention they have horrible temper problems we have

nothing in common yeah like seriously when are you gonna hit werewolf puberty

because like if you call that shapeshifting it's a joke really

don't say that

Don't say that.

You know what?

I'll show you.

I'm going to be a full werewolf one day. A full manly.

I give you a little snack.

You'll focus after that. Yeah, please.

Yeah, please.

Yeah, please.

All right. I'll go seduce him, and then we can all eat.

Nice jump shot.

You must be the team captain or something.

Me?

Nah, baby. I actually, uh, new here, just joined the squad.

Uh, been actually spending a lot of time on the bench lately, but, uh, you know,

came out for a little practice.

Anyway, coach says if I keep it up, fast track me, put me up to varsity, maybe

by next season. Oh, my God.

I really don't care about anything that you're saying. I'm sorry.

I can't even fake it.

Do you want to fuck?

Whoa.

Fuck. They said if I joined the team, I'd get lazy.

I didn't think it would be this fast.

Oh, shit.

I can't.

Yeah, oh yeah.

God, I love it. It's cock in my mouth.

Okay,

when I jerk it off, you're supposed to go like that. You like it?

I'll get something to break it.

You like that?

Dance with the bleachers.

Yeah, don't be.

You're going to have me fucking...

Bye.

Oh, you put it in my ass.

Oh, god damn it. I got a tight little ass here.

Fuck yeah.

Your fucking cum all over my face.

Yeah, your cum.

Yeah? Yeah. Yeah, I want to drink all your fucking cum. Yes.

I want to drink your cum.

Oh, my God.

Yeah?

Goddamn. Yeah, thanks.

Guys,

come in here.

This is awesome.

You guys got to give me like a minute to recharge though. I can eat all of your

cookies.

Okay.

Is this a bad time?

We're not looking for new members.

Oh, please, give me a chance. I just transferred, and I was captain of my old

squad. I mean, I took us to state twice.

Really? Yeah, let me show you.

Like, we want to be respected for our cheers, not just look at, like, little

fucking sluts.

Well, guys, maybe if she really made a mistake twice, we could use some of her.

Um, no, actually not. I haven't been practicing for the past 700 years with

half -air appetizer. Still are fucking thunder.

Bullshit.

Look, we'll call you, okay? We'll let you.

Let's run through this, okay? Okay.

Oh, yeah.

Ready? Okay.

Take them deep! Take them hard!

Take them from behind and kick them hard!

Excuse me.

I'm painting in here. What are you doing in here?

This is my time to clean this area. You see, I want to avoid all of those demon

women out there.

Demon? Okay, I guess they're kind of busy, but most trailers are anyway.

Look, don't get me wrong. I like a shallow woman as much as the next guy,

these women are different.

As soon as they got here, weird things started happening.

They made me take all the mirrors off the wall. They had me board up all the

windows because they said it would help everybody concentrate.

Can't the principal override that?

Well, yeah, he can, but...

The last three that did went missing.

What are you trying to say? The girls are murderers or something?

No, no, no.

They're vampires.

Vampires? That sounds crazy. I think you're just getting senile in your old

Wait, or your young age?

You're such a young and handsome janitor. Maybe you're the vampire here.

You know, I always wanted to be entered into Playgirl's sexiest men in uniform.

Keep to yourself while I do my thing.

Sure thing.

Hey, you're not cleaning.

I was, but I decided I was just going to look at your tits instead.

Well, it doesn't look like I'm going to be cheerleader anytime soon with a hot

quarterback boyfriend, so if I want to get laid, I guess I've got to think

outside the box.

Have you ever considered somebody who makes minimum wage and has a drinking

problem?

Only if you're part of the union.

I just joined.

I don't know why I bought this.

You're a yoga mat.

Can you do yoga?

Yeah. Can you do some yoga?

You have my leg.

Yes.

Mm -hmm.

Oh that feels good.

your top

a lot of porn in my life.

I think those demon women are...

There's plenty here.

Fuck that fucking -

Get in the fucking car.

Yeah.

Mmm.

So fucking hot.

That's a new answer.

Take a look, bud.

Oh,

shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

yes.

Yes.

Do you like what she's talking about?

I do.

Yeah?

Fuck oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god

oh my

god

oh my god oh my god oh fuck me

Oh, yes. I got to fuck with you, baby. Stop that shit.

Oh, yes.

I love when a team gets fucked.

AHH!

I can't wait for that.

He is.

Everybody thinks you girls are weird, but... You girls are great and sass -

concentration.

What? Do we have a test tomorrow?

No, you idiot. Why are you even here?

You're not a jock. Who's Angela?

My mom's jock. Well, actually, Pete, he was going to drive me home and then he

mentioned he was coming here, so I figured it's on the way here, so I might

well come too.

Whatever. Alright? You're here. Make yourself useful.

I... Called you guys here today because I need all three of you to stuff your

cocks in me before sunrise. That way I don't have to feed.

Wait, excuse me?

It's some kind of new diet, dude.

Do you mean me too?

Yeah, quickly, come on.

I don't know.

That's right.

Oh my God.

I shit so hard.

Thank you.

I don't know.

Oh, yeah.

I'm sorry.

There you go, you got it.

You're like a fucking half -breed, dude. Get in here and suck me.

You little werewolf.

Give me a second, I can't hear.

Grr!

Motherfucker!

Thank you.

Oh.

No.

Oh.

think that there's no hope and I don't know if I'm ever going to get us to the

finals.

I've been at this for 700 years and I suck at it.

Maybe we should just let that new girl on the team. She seems to really know

what she's doing.

What? Joanna!

What about our past?

Like, if you're going to do that, why don't you just throw in the pom -poms,

bask in the sun, and sprinkle glitter all over yourself. Come on!

I really have to go there.

Hold on guys.

I know you're freaking vampires and I really don't give a fuck.

All I want to do is be on the cheer squad so why don't you just give me a

chance? I freaking live for cheerleading.

But would you die for cheerleading?

Are you happy to be here today? Yeah.

Get this off.

Stick your ass up.

Stick your ass up.

I've seen you suck a cock before. I know how far you can take these fingers

down. Let me see it, bitch. Let me see it.

Can I get more?

No more?

Oh,

it's so fucking hot!

What did you say?

Welcome to the cheerleading squad.

We surely hope you enjoyed your initiation. You're going to be here

I told you I would die for you.

state champions for the 50th year in a row.

Absolutely. I mean, if you keep feeding us, I mean, showing us the new students,

there should be no distractions at all.

Oh, don't worry. I'll keep you guys well fed as long as you keep bringing home

those trophies. Let's do it, girls!

My dad would be so proud.

I told you I told you I could fit in now You

also like

you could use a flea I think that's a long call and you miss the flat view

appointment. Yeah

Don't you have someone's leg to help right now? Why don't you just roll over

do a little trick for us?

Why are you being rude?

Do you want to go for a walk?

I just wanted to be part of you guys.

How many times do I have to tell you that vampires are better