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Hello?

Thank you, Lord. Thank you for making me come up with an invention.

Something that will get me out of teaching in college to these snot -nosed

You're a genius, Master.

You can make anything.

You can make a box that lights up that makes the pictures move.

That people can watch in their living rooms.

That's foolish, Igor. Who's going to want a device cluttering up their living

room? Or you can make something that people ride in to go fast. Faster than

horses.

Like, much faster than horses.

Impossible. There isn't anything faster than a horse. Even if you combine

multiple horses together, their speed remains the same.

Just get back to work. And for the love of God, Igor, work on your posture.

Honey.

Hi there. Hi, darling. You've been here all day.

Why don't you come to the bedroom?

It's been so long since we've, you know, you know.

Sorry, but I'm very busy.

You must leave us alone while we're working.

We're inventing stuff.

Igor, I had no idea you were still here.

I'd like a word with my husband.

Okay.

I can't.

I need to... create.

I need to figure out something that'll put me in the history book.

Everything's already been done.

Beam engine, locomotive, electricity.

Nothing left.

Well, maybe you're just thinking about it too hard.

Why don't you take a break?

And maybe someone will come to you.

Oh.

Yeah, oh, yeah, oh Yeah,

oh my god Holy

shit

There were fingers inside of me while your penis was inside of me. Where on

earth did you think of doing something like that?

I don't know. It just, in the middle, it came to me and I just thought.

You really are a genius.

I got an idea.

Why don't we invite Igor in? He can draw pictures of us doing that.

And then we can take those pictures and sell them to the townsfolk.

Honey, who's going to want to purchase images of people doing something

intimate?

That's not going to work. I'm sorry.

I have a feeling it'll work pretty well.

I don't know about that, but I do think that you're on to something.

I mean, imagine.

I've got just fingers inside of me.

There was another penis inside of me.

There'd be two penises in me at the same time and two different holes. I mean, I

can only dream of how that would feel.

We could invite some friends over to try that.

Like who?

Igor.

No way.

Napoleon? That guy is an asshole.

I would never.

Oscar Wilde.

I don't think he's a big fan of female organs, if you know what I mean.

I know.

I'll build a man.

I will create one with a humongous penis whose sole purpose is to penetrate your

butt while I penetrate your vagina, you know.

Really? You would do that for me? Yeah.

I'm Dr.

Frankenstein. I can do anything.

Thank you.

Let's get up on that.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

You like that? You like watching me get fucked?

Yes, monster?

Yes. Yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Get it.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Come to me. Come to me.

Come to me. Come to me. There you go.

Yes. Yes.

Fuck.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Fuck. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

This is amazing.

This is amazing.

Get on this guy. Get on this guy.

Yes.

Yes.

Come on.

Come on.

Oh, my God.

Amazing, Igor.

Can you believe this?

What we created?

Look, you know what else you can do with him?

You can make him wash the dishes.

Oh, Igor, I got better plans for him. What we'll do is we'll take him down to

town, show all the women, and we'll sell him to the women, and every single

woman can have their own.

We'll be rich. We can make more.

We could make more, yes. We could make lives more.

And then they could actually use them all at once. And we could have a whole

motive. Hey, guys, stop it. Stop.

Stop torturing him.

You can't just use him like this.

He's sensitive.

Oh, we're not torturing him. Don't worry. Look, you're going to come with

down to town. And we're going to show everybody in the whole entire...

Show it to me.

Put that down.

Put that down.

All right.

Now, I know they weren't being very nice to you, but you can't always do that

when people tease you.

People suck sometimes, you know?

I'll let it go because you're a lot better in bed than he was.

Having sex or killing people.

Do you have any hobbies?

Did you ever read any books?

Mm -hmm.

Do you see what Mrs. Johnson was wearing at the market today?

Her skirt was so short, you could see her knees.

It was crazy.

Were you looking at her?

You weren't looking at her, were you?

You don't like it.

You were not looking at Mrs. Johnson like that.

I didn't think so. You wouldn't do that to me.

You would never do that.

Did you remember to take the trash out?

I told you every Wednesday the trash has to go out.

What were you thinking?

Monster, you gotta get your act together.

You still love me?

Aww, I love you too.