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Hello?
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Thank you, Lord. Thank you for making me
come up with an invention.
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Something that will get me out of
teaching in college to these snot -nosed
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You're a genius, Master.
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You can make anything.
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You can make a box that lights up that
makes the pictures move.
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That people can watch in their living
rooms.
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That's foolish, Igor. Who's going to
want a device cluttering up their living
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room? Or you can make something that
people ride in to go fast. Faster than
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horses.
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Like, much faster than horses.
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Impossible. There isn't anything faster
than a horse. Even if you combine
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multiple horses together, their speed
remains the same.
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Just get back to work. And for the love
of God, Igor, work on your posture.
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Honey.
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Hi there. Hi, darling. You've been here
all day.
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Why don't you come to the bedroom?
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It's been so long since we've, you know,
you know.
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Sorry, but I'm very busy.
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You must leave us alone while we're
working.
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We're inventing stuff.
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Igor, I had no idea you were still here.
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I'd like a word with my husband.
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Okay.
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I can't.
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I need to... create.
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I need to figure out something that'll
put me in the history book.
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Everything's already been done.
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Beam engine, locomotive, electricity.
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Nothing left.
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Well, maybe you're just thinking about
it too hard.
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Why don't you take a break?
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And maybe someone will come to you.
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Oh.
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Yeah, oh, yeah, oh Yeah,
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oh my god Holy
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shit
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There were fingers inside of me while
your penis was inside of me. Where on
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earth did you think of doing something
like that?
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I don't know. It just, in the middle, it
came to me and I just thought.
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You really are a genius.
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I got an idea.
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Why don't we invite Igor in? He can draw
pictures of us doing that.
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And then we can take those pictures and
sell them to the townsfolk.
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Honey, who's going to want to purchase
images of people doing something
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intimate?
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That's not going to work. I'm sorry.
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I have a feeling it'll work pretty well.
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I don't know about that, but I do think
that you're on to something.
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I mean, imagine.
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I've got just fingers inside of me.
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There was another penis inside of me.
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There'd be two penises in me at the same
time and two different holes. I mean, I
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can only dream of how that would feel.
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We could invite some friends over to try
that.
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Like who?
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Igor.
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No way.
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Napoleon? That guy is an asshole.
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I would never.
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Oscar Wilde.
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I don't think he's a big fan of female
organs, if you know what I mean.
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I know.
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I'll build a man.
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I will create one with a humongous penis
whose sole purpose is to penetrate your
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butt while I penetrate your vagina, you
know.
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Really? You would do that for me? Yeah.
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I'm Dr.
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Frankenstein. I can do anything.
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Thank you.
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Let's get up on that.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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You like that? You like watching me get
fucked?
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Yes, monster?
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Yes. Yes.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh. Oh. Oh.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Get it.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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Oh, yes. Yes.
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Yes. Yes. Come to me. Come to me.
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Come to me. Come to me. There you go.
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Yes. Yes.
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Fuck.
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Yes. Yes.
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Yes. Yes.
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Fuck. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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This is amazing.
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This is amazing.
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Get on this guy. Get on this guy.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Come on.
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Come on.
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Oh, my God.
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Amazing, Igor.
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Can you believe this?
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What we created?
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Look, you know what else you can do with
him?
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You can make him wash the dishes.
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Oh, Igor, I got better plans for him.
What we'll do is we'll take him down to
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town, show all the women, and we'll sell
him to the women, and every single
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woman can have their own.
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We'll be rich. We can make more.
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We could make more, yes. We could make
lives more.
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And then they could actually use them
all at once. And we could have a whole
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motive. Hey, guys, stop it. Stop.
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Stop torturing him.
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You can't just use him like this.
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He's sensitive.
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Oh, we're not torturing him. Don't
worry. Look, you're going to come with
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down to town. And we're going to show
everybody in the whole entire...
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Show it to me.
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Put that down.
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Put that down.
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All right.
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Now, I know they weren't being very nice
to you, but you can't always do that
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when people tease you.
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People suck sometimes, you know?
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I'll let it go because you're a lot
better in bed than he was.
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Having sex or killing people.
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Do you have any hobbies?
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Did you ever read any books?
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Mm -hmm.
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Do you see what Mrs. Johnson was wearing
at the market today?
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Her skirt was so short, you could see
her knees.
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It was crazy.
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Were you looking at her?
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You weren't looking at her, were you?
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You don't like it.
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You were not looking at Mrs. Johnson
like that.
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I didn't think so. You wouldn't do that
to me.
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You would never do that.
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Did you remember to take the trash out?
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I told you every Wednesday the trash has
to go out.
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What were you thinking?
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Monster, you gotta get your act
together.
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You still love me?
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Aww, I love you too.
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