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Hey, what's up? What are you up to?

Not right now, Peter.

Not right now.

Are you okay?

Like, what's with the attitude?

I am livid right now. I don't think that we're gonna be able to pay the

mortgage. I'm so stressed out.

I don't know what I'm gonna do. I don't know what I'm gonna do. I mean, ever

since your dad left us... And I've had to deal with the school.

Now the school's cutting back up.

So I don't know what I'm going to do.

So you don't think we're going to be able to go to the mall today?

Didn't I tell you that I don't have enough money to pay the mortgage? Are

serious?

I mean, is this a joke?

Come on now.

This is too much, okay?

Try to be a little considerate. I'm telling you that I'm stressing out that

don't know how am I going to...

Look for you know, the bills to pay and everything and you're talking about the

mall. Are you serious?

All right. Well, what do you want me to do? You want me to get a job or

something? No, baby.

I mean, I don't know. I'm trying to look for ways of how to pay

the bills and stuff like that. I just want you to focus on going to school.

behaving and you leave me to handle the rest, okay?

Right now, I know I'm stressed out or whatever, but it's just me.

I'll come up with a solution, okay? I will come up with a solution.

Just have to figure this out.

How am I going to come up with this? This is crazy. Just give me a minute,

okay? Just give me a minute.

All right. All right?

You know I love you, okay? I know. I love you, too. And this is hard, but I

figure this out, you know?

I hate to see you like this.

Can you just take a second real quick and turn around?

Can I see the bills?

I mean, I'm trying to figure this out, you know? I'm trying to figure it out.

I'll find a solution. I'll definitely find a solution.

I mean, it's not... I know, I know. It is a lot of bills.

It is what it is. What can I do? I mean, that's why I'm calculating because I

don't want this to come as a surprise.

I mean, it's just so frustrating and it's so difficult.

You don't understand. It's just so difficult. Ever since your dad left,

just been so hard. Well, look.

You know, and the school's cutting off, you know, the budget and everything.

Listen to me. Listen to me, okay?

I don't know what to do. I think you need to hear this.

You do a great job.

Really? Seriously.

You do a great job. Okay.

And, you know, I'm super grateful that you even decided to put up with me

because when my dad left you, you could have, you know, you could have just

thrown me onto the street.

Come on. What is wrong with you? I know. I know you wouldn't. This is what moms

do all the time, okay? I know you wouldn't, but I just want to say, like,

the best at mom.

Like, you raised me like I'm your own son.

And you are too much.

Listen, this is why I'm grateful. I'm looking for solutions. I'm calculating

everything you have. Listen, you have nothing to worry about. I will figure

out and I will make sure.

Then it'll get fixed, you know? I just have to, you know, just give me some,

know, some moments right now because I have to figure it out and all that

What about tutoring?

Why don't you tutor again?

Tutor? Oh, my God. The last time I did that, it was just so crazy.

Okay, I'm sick and tired of kids yelling and screaming. The least that I want to

do is when I leave the school, having to deal with more kids screaming and

yelling and just being annoying. No, no, no, no, no. I'm...

I am done with tutoring. I am done with tutoring.

It's too much.

Definitely not an option. I'll figure something out. I don't know.

I mean, I have to just go and Google and just look at other options, you know.

Maybe if I just talk to my neighbor. Maybe you can come up with like a

service. What?

A cleaning service.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Absolutely not. Me? A maid?

No. I mean, I'm so stressed out all day.

Are you going to be the hottest maid anybody's ever seen? No, no. Absolutely

not. I'll figure something else out. I'm not cleaning nobody's house for no

hundred bucks or whatever it is that they do that. You know?

I got it.

You're super good at baking and you love the kitchen.

What if you made like our own signature line of cookies or something?

Hmm. I mean, the baking idea could definitely work.

Yeah, but it's just, where am I going to get the money to buy? I

can barely pay for the bills right now. Like, I can't even. Hold on. Hold

on. I have to calculate. All right, let me think. Just let me think. Hold on. I

have to calculate. You know what? Can you put your money to the side? It helps

me think.

What? Please.

All right.

If that's going to let you stop talking and let me calculate, then it's all

good. Okay?

So, let me see. Can you go to the side at least? To the side? All right. All

right. I'm not in focus.

Okay. All right.

Can you let me, give me one second? All right? Yeah. All right. So, we have

rent.

Okay. We have gas, water.

I told you to stop using the water, okay? Because right now I'm paying $300

because you take five hours taking a shower.

I'm working on it.

All right.

I have the electricity.

My God, I don't know how I'm going to come and calculate all of this stuff. So

much bills.

This is so much bills. So much.

I don't think. I mean, it's a great idea. The baking stuff is such a great

But how am I going to buy the materials?

Like, I don't even have baking stuff in the kitchen. I don't remember buying

baking stuff in the kitchen.

Like I said, we'll figure it out.

We're going to figure something out.

Don't worry.

Yeah, but I need to figure it out fast.

Because I need to pay this fast. By the ending of this month, definitely I have

to figure this out. What if we steal it?

What? Are you... Listen, this is not how I'm raising you. I'm kidding, I'm

kidding, I'm kidding.

No, this is not how I'm raising you.

Let me calculate and see what the hell is going to happen.

I cannot believe that you said stealing.

This is ridiculous how you're over here thinking about stealing. I was just

kidding, alright?

That did not sound like if you were kidding.

Okay? Let me think.

What could I do? Let me focus.

What can we do?

We're at $4 ,000 and this is in this month.

You know what I'm thinking?

Maybe we could do some sort of baking event, right? For the school.

Where? No, no, no, no. That's how I cannot do that. That is against the

policy. Yeah, well, it doesn't have to be on school. It could be like an after

school thing, right?

Maybe, maybe like, look, I know my. I don't want to get in trouble.

Just hear me out. Just hear me out.

You know, maybe we could do a raffle.

And, you know, I know my classmates don't have a lot of.

money so they can put in anything and get a raffle ticket and it'll be a way

a painting i know but it'll be a way of just creating some sort of you know i

don't think that that go that goes against the school policies i think that

goes against the school policies we just gotta don't worry we're gonna figure

this out we're gonna figure it out oh oh i just don't want to get into trouble

I don't know, me either.

What if I sell my phone?

What? No!

You know, and I have a bunch of gaming consoles. No. I have a computer I don't

use. Uh -uh, no. I am not going to put you to sell your games. Are you kidding

me? You love your games.

I told you I have this covered. What about all my old books for college? You

know, those are worth something.

I mean, don't you need them?

Nah, not for this semester.

No? No.

Okay, then definitely I am thinking of that idea.

We could do a garage sale of some sort, you know?

Oh, fuck.

You know, I could always, okay, sell my gaming consoles that I want to use. No,

I told you no. I told you absolutely not. Yes, yes.

I can sell my gaming consoles.

Well, that's not going to be even enough to pay the bills. All right, but hear

me out.

Gaming consoles, all my old college books. I can sell old

games, right? And maybe it's not enough, but it's enough to buy the cooking

stuff. Oh, the cooking stuff? Oh, wow.

I think that's a great idea.

Yes, that is a great idea.

Absolutely.

That definitely could work. I think that that could work, yes.

Maybe. And then I could make the baking.

this is taking the stress away. I needed this. I told you. Yes, this is

definitely a great solution. You are so smart.

You are so smart. This is why I love to have you around.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Baby, whatever you're doing right now, don't stop.

All I can think about is the cookies.

Such a great idea.

Very, very great idea.

But I think I might have to go to campus.

Well, I have to make sure that we're not doing anything illegal, that everything

is fine, that I have tables and everything.

I just don't want any problems, you know? Because it does sound like it is

to be productive, and I'm able to fix the problem.

a genius this is why I love you so much yes

how could

you borrow my car if I'm gonna go right now to school I mean maybe when I come

back yeah okay deal okay you just have to wait a couple of hours I'll just be

back okay

I'll be here.

What's up, Mom?

Hey.

Oh, my God. You're not going to believe.

So, I came back from school, and it was an amazing idea. You're a genius.

You are a genius.

Yes.

We can sell cookies before, during, and after. Okay? Okay. But, here's the

catch.

They're... They cannot give us money directly, okay? So they have to give us

money through the money app only.

Because if not, then it's going to look weird. Yeah, no, that's a great idea.

Yes. Wow. I am so happy.

So I think there is a solution for real, 100%. Wow. So that is good.

Everything is going to be fine.

So it was...

An amazing idea. You are so smart. I cannot believe it. What are you doing

You look all dressed up. I love your outfit.

Oh, thank you, baby.

But I am thinking or coming up with ideas of what I could do. What do you

about butter nut cookies?

Butter nut cookies.

Yes.

No? I mean, not bad, but not everyone's favorite.

Okay, what about sugar cookies?

It's kind of like a Christmas thing.

Okay, whatever, if you like.

Snickerdoodles?

That's another Christmas thing.

Really? Yeah.

Okay, you think that they won't like the Snickerdoodles? I think the

Snickerdoodles will be nice.

They'll like them, but it wouldn't be the best. How about oatmeal?

Oatmeal and raisin? Whack. You don't like that?

No. Oh, okay. Well, you're weird.

Shortbread cookies?

I don't know. I've never had those.

Peanut butter.

blossom. I never heard of that. But yeah, peanut butter blossom.

What do you think? Can I sit down?

Yeah, sit down. Sit down.

And raisin cookies.

Oatmeal.

And shortbread cookies.

I think shortbread cookies is pretty good, right?

What was the last one?

The shortbread cookies.

Shortbread. Yes.

It's really good. I think it's really good. Can you show me your tits again,

please, so I can focus and I can think about this?

Okay. Oh, I have this great idea. How about chocolate chip

cookies? Who doesn't like chocolate chip?

Yes.

I think chocolate chip cookies is really good.

I think it is. It's a genius idea.

Yes.

Really, really good. But now I ran out of freaking names to come up

with. I mean, every business has to have a name, right?

So how about Sweet Cookies?

Sweet Cookies. Sweet Cookies, yes.

It's not bad.

How about Cookie Cutter?

Ooh, that sounds like it hurts.

What do you mean? Like it hurts. Like a cookie cutter shark. Cookie cutter. You

know, like cookie cutter.

Like, okay, well, whatever. All right. How about glaze greatness?

That sounds nice.

Eh. No?

Sounds religious.

Religious, really?

Okay. How about smart cookies?

Smart cookie.

I mean, it's in school. It's from school.

Kind of nerdy, though.

Nerdy? How about Miss Cookie?

A little sexist. Next.

Well, cookies are female.

How about Miss Glazed?

You think that's a good one?

That's amazing.

Right? Because it's glazed, like glazed donuts and stuff.

All right. I am going to lock this one in. Mrs. Glazed, it is.

I love that. I love it, too.

I love that. Also, we are off to a big start. I love it.

Okay, Mrs. Quinn. You can clear it off. Mm -hmm. You're all done here.

Yeah?

How about no?

Oh,

you want me to shake them?

Well, because you gave me such a great creative idea and inspiration, I will do

that for you, baby, and more.

Yes. Yes.

You are so smart. You see, this is why I love you.

Because we are going to get out of this problem.

In less than three months. With this idea that you came out, it is so great.

Because I could just see it right now. I'm calculating it, you know, only in

break time and then during lunch time and then afterwards.

It's like, I don't know, like $1 ,000, $2 ,000 a day.

Me and you are a team. We don't need my dad.

I'm not thinking about that. And you don't also.

need to worry about everything you know because i don't want you to stress out

so i got the name so perfectly let me see if it's

available because i have to now buy the website to complete everything

Oh, my God. I cannot believe you are such a horny teenager.

All right.

Peter. Can you get down? Peter, put it away.

I'm just, like,

excited, you know? You're excited?

Yeah. Okay. I understand you're excited. I'm excited, too.

So, let me see.

I could do both at once, right?

Yeah.

Hopefully the domain name is still available.

I don't think that name's available.

Oh my God. How about Mrs.

Glazing?

Mrs. Glazing.

I love that.

Yes.

I think that's going to work perfectly fine.

That's my favorite one.

Oh, that's the name that's available. Perfect.

Oh my God.

We're going to make so much money. Oh, yes, it is, but... Fuck my dad.

We'd have to do one thing at a time only.

Remember,

we just started this business, so it's one thing at a time. I first have to buy

the name, then the website, and then I have to go to the bank and

take out a card.

Hold on, let me look.

Fuck. I have to make an appointment for this.

Yeah, let me see your eyes. Let me see your eyes, Mom.

Suck my dick.

Okay, I think there's an appointment on the 20th.

That's good.

We should have done this sooner.

Just working over here. I'm getting everything situated.

Yes. Over here.

20th. I have great news.

Yes.

I am all booked in with Fink for the 20th at 3 p

.m.

Since we're on the topic of good news,

I might as well tell you my good news. What is that?

My good news is I managed to sell one of my old gaming consoles.

Oh, yeah?

Yep.

And I, with the help of my friends, who needed

some college books as well.

You have the money?

I have $700.

That's exactly what...

right now the appointment and we are good to go we are definitely gonna get

Everything's set.

All set to go. Let me see your eyes, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

my God.

Yeah, drink that shit up.

Oh, my God. Put your fucking mouth. I want a nut.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Oh,

fuck.

Mmm, tasty.

In my fucking mouth.

Tastes so delicious.

Oh, my God.

That is really good.

Wow. I mean, now we have the name, right?

Yeah. We have it up. You're so funny.

I really like that.

Yeah. Yeah.

You always think about so much things that are so clever. I love it.

Yeah. Glaze.

I did not put those two and two together.

So we'll pick up back tomorrow on this?

Yeah. Absolutely.

Absolutely. Well, I'm going to continue working on it. I mean, I have to finish

up today.

I have to finish up. Can I use your car today?

Okay. All right. Since I'm going to be home and I'm not really going to be

driving. Okay. All right. Go ahead and use my car. Thank you. Don't leave it on

E, please.

I won't. All right.

How's those cookies looking?

It's doing great.

I love your outfit.

Well,

I'm putting the final touches to this. And you are definitely going to love how

they're coming out.

So the cookies are almost going to be done. And I'm working on this.

Last batch.

And I'm putting the final touches.

Can you turn your mouth for me?

Yes.

Are you getting sweet?

Sweet too?

I don't think so.

Oh my god, you gotta take those titties out.

Oh, you like that?

I think they're trapped in there. Don't you agree?

Well,

look at the time. I have to continue doing this stuff.

Yes, because if not, it's never going to get done.

No, you have to do it.

It's so good cooking there.

Oh, you like that?

Oh, thank God.

I've got to make sure I shake everything how it's supposed to be. It makes

everything. You know I could use your help, you know. Turn around, turn

Yes.

I could use your help. Yes.

I have a whole bunch of cookies and things that I have to do and mix and

everything. And you're over here not doing a lot of stuff.

I am

doing the final touches.

It will be great.

Can you smell these cookies?

Yeah.

Yes, they are almost ready. They smell so delicious.

I love it.

Yes, that is definitely good. Hopefully your mouth isn't too water.

It is. Let me tell you.

Are you talking?

These are these cookies.

Guess we'll never know, huh?

You're so funny.

Oh, wow.

I'm loving it. This is such a great business idea.

I love it.

I thought I didn't know that this could exist. We are going to make $1 ,000

every week. I cannot wait.

Yes.

I'm loving how this is coming out and it's so easy.

That's so good.

I'm so hungry.

You are?

Well, I hope that you are going to be saving the best for last because that's

what I'm giving you. The best cookie for last, right?

So you have to have patience.

And I have to extra give you...

Thank you because of the great idea that you did for me, baby.

You're welcome.

You're such a genius and I do not know how to repay all of the good

stuff that you did and thinking because I was so stressed out I didn't even know

what to do next. I want you to know.

Yes.

Well, I have all cookie dough all over these titties.

Why are you staring at me like that?

You just look so good.

Can you smell that?

I can.

Oh, my God. Two more minutes and the cookies will be done.

Okay? But I need you to help me, okay? Because I need to put two more special

ingredients in the cookies.

All right? Okay.

I need to put some cinnamon and a little bit of glaze.

Watch through my favorite.

What? Why don't you take off that apron, huh?

And then I want you to get up off there and show me that sweet pussy of yours.

The cookies are going to burn.

It's okay. It's okay.

Okay. All right. Well, I got two more minutes, so we have to be quick. All

right? Oh, my God.

Look at that.

Mmm.

i cannot i can't believe that i'm doing all this stuff and this cookie is

definitely getting all of the heating that it needs you want

to see it oh oh yes we

open it up for you

Mmm, you see how nice and glazy that cookie's getting.

Oh my god, I think the cookies are done!

Juicy. Juicy. I can't believe I did this all on my own.

And it's going to taste even better.

Who called you?

My dad.

Your dad?

Well, tell your dad to fuck himself. We're busy, right?

Well, why don't you get a taste of my cookies right now?

You definitely need to taste my cookies.

How about you have a taste of my cookie?

I don't mind if I do.

Baby.

Definitely. My birthday has some sprinkles on top.

Are you enjoying the view?

I am.

I'm sure you are.

to get some of this cookie so

good

and they're probably gonna taste even better

I can see it now.

I

should

make another batch after this.

Well,

this is so good. Everything is nice and fresh.

You want to taste some of the cookies?

Yeah?

Mmm, they smell so good.

You are going to love it.

Yes.

I think you could smell it from next door. It is delicious.

Very, very good. You can have it.

Oh, yes.

I'm going to have to break my diet.

I'm going to have to even break my diet for this.

I can't wait to taste this one, too.

I'm going to definitely eat some of that, please.

So much money, baby.

We are going to make so much money.

You are a genius.

I feel so

good.

You're definitely putting some glaze on that cookie.

to the couch so then that way I could input some stuff on the computer like

the name and also make sure that I got all the recipes together I

think that's definitely a great idea that way we're much

more comfortable and I could get a lot of things done you know multitasking

Okay, I have to fill up all of these accounts so I can get it in there.

Hold on. Am I going to be putting it in that account? Yes.

Oh, wow.

Oh,

okay.

All right, so I'm going to put it in.

We're going to make so much money.

Oh, I'm going to write this here.

Oh, I could see it. I could definitely see.

We're going to be selling the cookies online and have the account.

Okay.

Okay. And if we keep up the good work, I think we're going

to be making $1 ,000 a week.

I'm not sure.

I wish a week. Yes. Well, hopefully we could do it a week.

Yes. Okay.

All right.

Later we got to write this all down. No, I'm writing it down. On our

spreadsheets on the computer.

Oh, yes.

Well, you know what? I'm sure you write it down. I actually, I'm writing it down

on my notes and then passing it to the computer.

Yes.

busy over there, what you're doing.

Yeah.

Okay.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

I have to put this together. You're making me not able to concentrate.

I can't even concentrate on adding all the numbers that we're gonna make.

Oh yeah,

I want you to come and fucking ride this dick. Oh yeah, so you can't tell me

why.

Hold on, let me take this shit off.

I got too much clothes going on.

Yes. Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

the colors.

I think red and green colors will look perfectly fine.

And we have to find a box.

A box so that way we can be able to sell all of the cookies in one shot.

What a great idea.

It's going to be so good.

How's that money looking, huh? Oh, it's definitely looking really good.

Yeah? Like about $1 ,000 a month.

Pretty good.

Oh, yes.

That's what we want.

Well, we definitely want at least $1 ,000 a month. I want $1 ,000 a week. So

I still have to get a job?

No. Your job is to make my cookies happy.

Yes,

that is your job for now.

Man.

You're the best mom ever.

Well,

I'm glad that you appreciate everything that I do for you.

Because I do it with a lot, a lot of love.

Oh, my God. You look so good.

Oh, you better stick it right in there. Not take it out.

I'm hoping he's happy learning everything.

This is definitely going to be done. By next week, we should be getting some of

that money.

So we definitely have a reason to celebrate.

What happens if my dad calls?

What the hell? Why do you have to mess up the moment like that?

I'm just trying to think about the future, you know? He cannot call because

blocked from everywhere.

It's you and me and that's it.

Oh, it's good.

Yes, I fucking love it.

Yes, I'm loving everything.

Yes, I love it.

And I'm going to love more the money that I'm going to have after I pay

everything.

Here you go.

Yes.

Here,

can you come taste this? Do come.

Well, you definitely did a great job so I have to give you all of the treats

that you deserve

with that cookie idea wow that is amazing i don't know

why we didn't think about that much before and

i think starting from tomorrow we could go ahead and take everything off you

have to drive the truck though because i have like maybe five six boxes of

cookies we have to work through the entire night and we'll have like about

or six Boxes of cookies.

get enough of my cookie can't you?

I can't get enough of that.

me a cookie.

I have a great idea.

Pass me the cookie.

I think I'm gonna like being called Mrs. Glaze.

Go right ahead.

I'm just enjoying this cookie.