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Hello, what's cracking, babe? What's going on?

Oh, hi. How are you?

Good. What are you up to?

Just grading.

Grading papers and working on report cards.

Report cards?

It's that time.

Oh, no.

Been working hard?

Yeah. I'm really behind, actually. It's been a tough day.

You have any bad students this year? Anybody fail yet?

Not yet.

No? But I have a feeling that I'm going to get some phone calls from some

parents. Some of these grades are not looking...

Awesome. Well, don't fuck your job up.

Nope,

I'm busy.

Yeah?

So, any F's or what? No?

No, no F's. No F's? No. Every single person passed?

We're getting close.

We're getting close, but nobody's failed.

Nobody's failed.

C's? Oh, a lot of C's.

Oh, really? Yeah, so I'm going to have to be tutoring and stuff, too, pretty

soon. Any B's?

A lot of those.

Any A's?

We do have some smart kiddos, too.

Only a few, though, right?

Definitely only a few. Just those special gifted kids.

So, what are these kids studying these days?

Everything.

You know, we're doing physics a little bit. We're doing... Physics?

Baby physics. You know, basic stuff.

Hmm.

Yeah, I have...

Did not do physics when I was in fourth grade, but whatever.

Well, again, it's those gifted kids.

Yeah, I remember doing history and geography.

You know, those are the important things, right?

Yeah, for sure. We do that, too. But we're always trying to do new things and

challenge them.

Yeah, this generation rewrote all the textbooks, right?

I think so.

It's out of control.

God damn, we're top of class.

Well, you know, I'm...

Like, I've got so much to do.

I'm not bothering you. I love bothering you while you're working. That's my

favorite thing to do.

Yeah, you do that sometimes.

Well, that's what I'm here for.

To be a supportive, lovely husband.

Well, thank you for caring. Talk your head off while you're trying to work.

Thank you for caring so much.

Yeah. Oh, you got your blackboard set up over there?

Whiteboard, whatever the fuck that thing is.

Yeah. Yeah.

I'm just getting after it.

Well, I'm trying to. Trying to finish up before spring break.

I'm trying to.

What is that supposed to mean? You little smartass.

Well, I'm kind of distracted.

Distracted? Yeah, you're distracting me.

Oh, I thought it was the landscape. It was outside going ham.

That's why I'm behind, clearly.

I can't hear myself think.

Yeah, so.

Are you going to keep talking to me? Can I help you? Do you need anything?

What the fuck have you been such a scorn us for?

Well, you know how busy I am.

No, you can't.

I'm going to close it then.

Why? Because I can.

Well, somebody has to pay the bills and have a job and a career.

Well, I'll play guitar.

That's good enough, isn't it?

You know I love that you play the guitar.

But somebody has to pay the bills, huh?

That's my job.

My papers aren't going to grade themselves.

Bad grades yet.

Well, maybe unless one kids feeling It

just needs more work for me

This

next one

If you're typing an F, you're getting an F there.

Yeah. Finally, huh? This kid didn't study either.

Well, I'm going to go get me a shower.

I'll just be here working.

Enjoy doing that homework.

So much homework.

What's up?

Hi, how are you?

You're still working, huh?

You know it, always.

Every day.

Every day. No time for me, ever.

Don't say that.

Just, you know, I've got...

Some grading to do, and I was going to bust out my whiteboard over there and

make a lesson plan, but I see you decorated it for me already.

No crazy parents yelled at you for the grades?

Nope, not yet.

No? No.

Oh, boy. How many F's did you end up having?

Only three.

Three? Yeah, not too bad. See, those would have been my friends in school.

I know they would. Yeah, tell them.

That's okay.

So yeah, I've got more stuff to go through.

So you're drawing up your plan for the week? What is this?

Well, you know, I was going to use that for my lesson plan.

I see that. What do you got going on?

I don't know what this is.

This looks like some advanced stuff that maybe you decorated the board for me

before I got a chance to use it.

No, I didn't do that. You didn't? Okay.

You think I would know how to do that? I don't know. That doesn't look like my

handwriting.

I don't know if it's handwriting, but yeah, I guess so. So what have you got?

What are you doing?

Well, I'm going to just work on, you know, what I need to teach these

tomorrow. So I'm just going to work around this.

Are you going to hang out with me?

Well, that sounds fun.

Yeah, I'm going to hang out.

Your ass looks nice in that skirt. I like it. Oh, thank you. It makes me

Yeah, so what else been going on with you?

I didn't really do much other than work, you know.

I really care about my job and... Is that principal still doing any shit?

Never. No?

Never. I'll tell you what, you're bitching about it a lot. Last time I

you.

Yeah, who did this? It wasn't me.

I don't even know what that is.

Well, it looks like organic chemistry is what it looks like.

Yeah, I don't know how to work that in.

I don't know how to work that in. It looks pretty complicated. Just put a

right below it, like an ocean wave.

Okay. Yeah.

That's it right there.

It's like the motion of the waves.

You're smarter than you look.

Ooh, burn.

So, I've decided I'm just not going to work anymore. I'm just going to pass to

you while you work.

What do you think about that?

Well, I guess it means I have a lot more work to do.

You've got solid work ethic. It's really impressive.

Well, you told me you're not going to work anymore, so it's more for me.

I was joking.

Need a bigger whiteboard

Getting a lot of work done? I am.

I have a lot planned.

I just need to get my Monday sorted.

I haven't done my study guides yet.

Let's have a look at the board.

I'm liking that.

Finish this up, and I'll go see some of my friends. I go to class Jiu -jitsu

tonight, and keep doing your thing, all right? Okay.

I'll be here. All right. See you later. Bye.

Hey, babe. Still working, huh? It's just counseling.

I know. It's been tough.

Good night.

Good morning, by the way. Oh, good morning.

Yeah, you look like you're really happy to be working today.

Well, I woke up early so that I could get a jump start on it and hopefully try

to finish it today.

Yeah, hopefully those hoodlums don't drive you crazy today.

Yeah, I don't have time for that.

Yeah, I know you don't.

Still working.

I know, I just need to get a few things done before...

Keep talking about it. I want to hear all about it. You do?

Yeah, I'm very interested.

I mean, it's just a normal day, but I've got some conferences, and I've got, you

know, I've got a meeting with the principal.

A meeting with the principal?

I'm not in trouble.

What the hell?

You're not fucking that guy, are you?

No.

Not yet.

Just kidding.

It would be really nice for me to get all my stuff done.

Some hard work, some hard work.

Hopefully.

I always get stuck.

You got some good stuff going on here? I think so.

Maybe that will work too.

Yeah, some of it's straightforward.

Hmm.

time for me to go out with my friends again.

She's not here to work.

I'll be here, babe.

Alright.