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Smithers, why am I wearing my
meeting tie and chitchat spats?
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Well, sir, the demand for power has
dropped recently due to a new wind farm.
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My old enemy, the wind.
Mother Nature's sour belches.
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Well, it's not just that.
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The prison is now powering its
electric chair with a spin class.
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Let's go, bitches. Fry this scum.
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The result is we have
excess power and a buyer
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who wants to use it to mine
blockchain cryptocurrency.
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I do know mines, chains, and crypts.
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Stand back, Smithers, as I unleash
my legendary negotiation skills.
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I think he might be dead.
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- I win.
- Win what?
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I'm ordering dinner if
you guys want anything.
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If you agree to triple your offer, I will
in return let in a sliver of sunlight.
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Hmm. Hmm? Mmm?
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Would you at least look at our offer?
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Hard to do without a little light.
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People want pizza or Chinese?
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Wait, you can't leave.
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We're out. We made a deal
with the Ogdenville plant.
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The last straw was when
you had that weird guy
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stand too close to us
with his shirt off.
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- Ugh.
- _
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We getting dinner?
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Storming off. A classic counter move.
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Oh. They'll be back before my aunt's
ashes fall through this hourglass.
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While we wait for them to return,
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I have an idea how we can
monetize our excess power.
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A massive concert venue.
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We could make a big profit on
merchandise, concessions and parking.
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Parking, the modern El Dorado.
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The arena could have
video on the outside,
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and, uh, we could make it an
interesting shape. Maybe spherical.
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Yes, I have the perfect name.
We'll call it The Circulus.
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Of course, on the day I get a zit.
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My night eyes!
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Oh, the light from that stupid
Circumulus has made it impossible
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to sleep here or at work.
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Did you know that I passed out
at Moe's from tiredness?
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Breaking news. Ginormous
Kent Brockman here to announce
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The Circulus opening act will be
K-pop sensation, Kneesock Dolls.
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Tickets go on sale tomorrow at 6:00 a.m.
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Kneesock Dolls! They're my favorite
girl pop band from my favorite Korea.
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I wanna go. No, I need to go.
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Oh, Lisa, no one enjoys loud gibberish
and screaming preteens more than me,
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but that concert's on a school night.
Going just wouldn't be responsible.
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But this might be my only chance to
see them and hear their defiant songs
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about equal pay and cute
boys in the summertime.
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Don't cry. We'll go.
We'll buy tickets and be there, I swear.
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No daddy's daughter
ever had a better daughter daddy.
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Mmm.
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Okay, seats go on sale in one minute.
We just need to get any tickets we can
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before the other fans and
their guilt-ridden daddies.
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Sold out? How can they all
be gone in under a second?
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So I'm not going?
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Not a problem, sweetie. We can still
get tickets on the secondary market,
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just like we did with
Grampa's pacemaker.
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What the? Some guy called "SeatMiser"
has somehow snatched up every ticket
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and is reselling them for $2,000 each.
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It's okay, Dad. Thanks for trying.
Let's just forget it.
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No. America's most sacred freedom,
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the ability to buy a ticket at face
value, shall not be taken from us.
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Everyone deserves their
fair shot at a seat,
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whether it be concert, sporting event,
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or Terry Gross in conversation
with Drama Desk Award winner,
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Audra McDonald, at the 92nd Street Y.
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I will get those tickets because
this is one lazy American
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who won't take this
injustice standing up!
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Or sober.
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This SeatMiser's a real
J-E-R-Kosher sign.
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Hmm.
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These ticket resellers use
computer bots to buy up everything
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and then jack up the prices.
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It's really something to be upset about.
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It's okay, Lis. You'll still get to see
the concert in videos posted by rich kids.
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Look at this.
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SeatMiser's bought up seats for
every upcoming Circulus event.
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No.
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I am taking a stand against predatory
resellers like this SeatMiser.
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How can you stop this
aftermarket villain?
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They could be using a computer anywhere
in the world, even Trinidad and/or Tobago.
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Uh, wrong again, Sideshow Melvin.
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I have discovered,
through cyber manipulation,
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that SeatMiser's account was set up
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on a library computer
right here in Springfield.
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I bet it's Lenny.
One day I saw him with a book.
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Uh, I'm doing research for my novel
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about 18th-century Hungarian
pirates on the Black Sea.
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That idea's mine.
Nobody steal it. I'll know.
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It's probably Seymour.
He comes from a troubled home.
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To find this pernicious ticket reseller,
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I have brought in one of the FBI's
most decorated criminal profilers.
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My name is... not public information.
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I used to catch violent serial killers,
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but now we just leave that to
documentaries and podcasts.
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Which leaves me free to
dedicate my extensive skills
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to fighting this new,
highly irritating breed of semi-crime.
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I know ticket trafficking is a sin,
but is it against the law?
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Well, it's illegal in some states,
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and since I don't know
what state this is,
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it could be here too.
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I will bring this SeatMiser to justice,
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and they will be prosecuted to
the fullest extent of the law.
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Assuming there is a law against
this kind of thing here.
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I'm so proud of you for not
saying anything at a town meeting.
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Mouth stuck with taffy.
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Even if they catch this stupid ticket
reseller, I still can't go to the concert.
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I'm sorry, Lisa. I guess Daddy
didn't come through for you.
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Oh, my God. You never thought
I would come through for you.
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No. No, I did. I always think
you'll come through for me.
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Oh, I've set the bar so low I
can't even disappoint you anymore.
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The way you're making this all
about you is a little disappointing.
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Don't try to cheer me up. I'm gonna get
those tickets by any means necessary.
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And when I don't,
you better be let down.
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Stupid amazing Circulus creating an
economic system easily exploitable
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by ruthless capitalists with
a technological advantage.
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Hey. Hey, buddy.
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Word on the street is
your daughter's desperate
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for tickets to the Kneesock Dolls.
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The street is right.
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Come into my office.
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This is the way ticket
buying is supposed to be.
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From a sketchy dude in a parking lot
who you'd never talk to in real life.
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I got four seats. They can be yours
for 500 bucks and clean urine.
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Uh, how about 450 and cleanish?
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Deal.
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Hmm.
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That thing is so bright.
Everyone, put on your sleep helmets.
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Guys, guess which hero is amazing.
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This one.
Ticket, ticket, ticket, ticket.
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Oh, my God!
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Dad, I'm so sorry I wasn't
madder at you before.
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Can you ever forgive me?
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Of course I can't.
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I don't wanna go
to Lisa's stupid girl band.
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But it could be cool to hate-watch
something on a screen that big.
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I can't wait to hear the songs live I've
been forced to listen to driving carpool.
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And now with no off-key Janey.
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Off-key?
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You have to tell me when
you're having a sleepover.
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I wasn't.
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♪ Girl pow-pow-power ♪
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♪ Ladies are now in
your ivory tower ♪
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♪ You men don't own poor behavior ♪
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♪ Nuh-uh,
bad's also our favorite flavor ♪
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♪ We can embezzle, more ♪
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♪ We can gamble, get poor ♪
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♪ Objectify, watch us be grosser,
ew Harass, watch us stand closer ♪
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♪ We put a web cam in your shower
'Cause we're rocking girl power ♪
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♪ Girl pow-pow-power Hey ♪
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♪ Girl pow-pow-power Ah, hey ♪
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Okay, 30 seconds.
I lasted longer than I thought I would.
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I'm gonna go check this place out.
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Hmm.
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Mmm. Hmm.
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Hey, what's with all the security?
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Oh, I'm not supposed to tell anyone.
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Don't tell anyone what?
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That this whole concert
is just a giant trap.
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Giant trap?
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Yeah. The FBI profiler
figured out that the guy
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who's reselling all the tickets
is gonna be at this show tonight.
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Yep, the police are finally
gonna catch SeatMiser.
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Well, that sure sucks for SeatMiser.
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Also known as me.
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Hmm.
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This profiler thinks
she's got me cornered,
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but there's no corners in a Circulus.
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So this SeatMiser guy is pretty screwed,
am I right?
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Totally. Every exit is covered by cops.
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The only possible way out is
through the restricted areas.
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But you can't get into those without
an employee pass, like this one.
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- Yoink.
- Did someone say, "Yoink"?
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This concert is the
perfect trap for SeatMiser.
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These ticket-reselling psychos
can't resist showing up
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to silently gloat over their victims.
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Damn, she's good.
The money's nice, but the gloating is...
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Whoa.
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So SeatMiser's here in the
eye of The Circulus, huh?
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But, uh, which one
of these 10,000 people is he?
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Well, my profiling tells me we're looking
for a kid from Springfield Elementary.
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What would a kid even do with all
the money they'd make from this?
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How about funding a campaign
of targeted harassment?
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He started with the Springfield
State marching band,
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and just keeps raising the stakes.
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My intel confirms that Skinner
is the principal of the school,
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and also he does in fact suck.
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So focus on every kid who's 12 or under.
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Before we know it, "Skinner sucks"
will be projected on the moon.
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How'd she know? I'm still
waiting on quotes from three moon guys.
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Uh, Lou, stick with me.
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I was eating corn nuts
while she was talking,
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and all I heard was,
"Crunch, crunch, crunch."
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By now our target
is aware of our security presence
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and will try to escape
somewhere backstage.
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Next, this psycho
will try to cause a distraction
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so they can slip out.
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Cover all fire alarms to
eliminate any attempted chaos.
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Hey, what are you doing
back here, pally?
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Uh... Uh...
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Um...
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I work here. See?
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Uh, don't worry, kid.
One day, your face will clear up,
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and you'll be quite the handsome pally.
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Bart's missing a great show.
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These seats are so close you can see
their guitars don't have strings.
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Oh, my God.
Ha-Yun just winked at our section.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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We've got him now. Buying those
tickets will allow us to triangulate
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the exact location of SeatMiser's phone.
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Ah, the triangle, geometry's bloodhound.
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The kid's backstage
by the knee sock darning station.
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As long as SeatMiser's
got his phone on him, he's ours.
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I know I swore we'd be
together until a new model
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with a slightly better camera comes out.
Just try to remember the good times.
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The texting, the prank calls,
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the conversations I avoided
while pretending to look at you.
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Still, I don't have any other choice.
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I love you so much.
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Guys, they're gonna do "Girl-cott."
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♪ From Man-ila to Man-hattan ♪
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♪ A girl-cott's about to happen ♪
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♪ Your sexist terms
won't define us ♪
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♪ Put that in your brain
Like wo-meningitis ♪
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- ♪ Wo-manicures? ♪
- ♪ For sures ♪
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♪ A her-inal? ♪
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♪ Eter-inal ♪
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- ♪ Wo-manatee? ♪
- ♪ Queen of the sea ♪
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- ♪ Wo-Menendez sisters? ♪
- ♪ Take that misters ♪
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♪ We're fighting for your daughters
To call murder wo-manslaughter ♪
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♪ How will you boys
Deal with this damage? ♪
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♪ You'll just have to find
A way to wo-manage ♪
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Where were you?
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Um... There was a huge
line for the men's room.
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00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:58,559
Okay, concert's over.
I just need to make it out of here.
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Adults on the left,
all kids line up on the right.
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00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:11,280
Oh. Stupid profiler.
What could she have on me?
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I got rid of everything
tying me to SeatMiser.
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00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:18,329
What SeatMiser doesn't
know is we found his phone.
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The kid tried to toilet drown it.
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00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:24,794
Luckily, we saved it using high-level
water-absorbing technology.
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_
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When we find the kid whose face unlocks
this phone, we've found SeatMiser.
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It didn't open. You're clear.
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What's going on up there?
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00:17:41,931 --> 00:17:43,187
What do you think they're doing?
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00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:46,857
Hey. You know what'd be funny?
If you and I switch clothes.
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They're gonna catch you.
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What? What are you talking about?
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I know you're the SeatMiser.
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Me? That's ridiculous.
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How would a straight-D student like
me set up a high-tech scam like this?
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Just like you do anything,
the laziest way possible.
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_
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That's nuts.
If I was some ticket criminal,
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why'd Dad have to buy tickets from Otto?
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Because Otto got them from you.
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At first, I thought you were just
selling the dog's anxiety pills again.
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I didn't want to believe it,
but you're the SeatMiser.
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You're wrong. And if the Kneesock
Dolls met you, they wouldn't like you.
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Once they got to know me, they would.
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Anyway, as sickened as I am that
you're taking advantage of people,
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it also means that you're the reason I'm
here tonight. And that was very sweet.
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Pfft. I don't do sweet things.
Sweet's a taste I can't savor.
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Being bad's my favorite flavor.
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Oh! Look who knows
a Kneesock Dolls' lyric.
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You like their music.
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You wanted us to share this
experience as a family.
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Maybe. If I was this guy, but I'm not.
And you can't prove I am.
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I don't have to. She will.
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00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:18,741
You're clear.
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00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:30,920
Well, well. You're the last one.
I think we know what that means.
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What?
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00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,223
Hmm.
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Oops.
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Tonight was a total waste.
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All we caught were two lousy
deviants and a serial killer.
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00:19:54,777 --> 00:19:57,613
Somehow SeatMiser got by us.
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00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:01,701
I guess I was wrong.
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00:20:01,784 --> 00:20:06,455
This hasn't happened since sports
trivia night. I'm sorry, Bart.
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Huh. I can't decide what I like better,
my freedom or seeing you humiliated.
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But I'm glad you had a
good time at the concert.
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And hey,
I got to see every part of The Circulus.
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I even visited the room where
they upload images for the dome.
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00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:25,015
By the way, the reason that
phone didn't recognize me is
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because when I set up the facial
recognition, I didn't use my face.
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Shhh!
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