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Not bad. You've already started to look after the groom.
My daughter baked the cake specially for you.
Please have it. Are you on a diet?
Do you have a paper towel? -Sorry, we do not have one.
This cake is supposed to be eaten like that.
It's finger-licking good. Go ahead and enjoy it.
I'd like to speak to Archana in private.
Of course, come with me.
The cake was really good.
Even I know the cake is bad. No need to lie about it.
Don't mistake her. She's a very good baker.
Today's cake was the best she's ever made.
Mom!
I like you.
You seem to be more shy than me.
Was the IT industry badly affected?
I heard foreigners are taking over our jobs.
That's right, aunty. Many of my friends have lost their jobs.
This is what happens when you hand the country over to monkeys.
How about your company? -I wasn't affected at all.
Everyone's hair grows. So, they have to come to my shop.
What shop? -My own shop. Barbershop.
Barber?
Are you a barber? Aren't you a software engineer?
No, I'm a barber.
Honey!
I've called so many times, but the broker isn't answering.
I think there is a big confusion here.
Yes, he is a barber.
But there's nothing to lie about or hide.
So what if he's a barber? The bride likes the groom.
We like the bride very much. So, let's get on with it.
We didn't care he was dark because...
...we thought he was a software engineer.
So, there's nothing more to discuss here.
Aunty, if money is your only concern, be honest about it.
I'll tell you, we don't want this alliance anymore.
Who are you to reject us? -It's not that.
Then why are you still here? We won't give our girl to a fraud.
Who are you calling a fraud? You are the fraud.
You are frauds.
How dare you call us frauds! -Do you think I'm scared?
Why do you want to fight with these frauds?
How dare they call us frauds!
My younger daughter is married to a dentist.
I married her off to a doctor. -Is a dentist a doctor?
So how can I marry this girl to a barber?
So what if he's a barber? -We have nothing against barbers.
But why did you lie to us?
Thank you.
Dad, were you so eager to get him married that you lied?
I have my doubts about you. -Don't be ridiculous.
His marriage is important, but I would never stoop to lying.
This must be the broker woman's doing.
Of all the songs to play now.
Please stop looking for a bride for me.
Live or die, good or bad. I'll find a girl on my own.
If you were able to find one,...
...why would I need to be humiliated by others at this age?
Of all the girls we've seen, she was the best.
If I had asked her dad, he might have taken pity on me and agreed.
Dream on.
How did they even believe that you're in IT?
Laugh all you want. Clap hands while you're at it.
But to be honest, when I compare that girl to you,...
...she is not that good-looking. -Head to the broker aunty's house.
See, we have to make minor 'adjustments' like these.
You need to adjust and play along. Otherwise, mark my words,...
...your son won't find a girl in this lifetime.
A lie may wear the mask of truth...
...so long as it gives benefit without harm.
So, it's not wrong at all.
Once the wedding talks begin and you get the ball rolling,...
...and you start going out, things will fall into place.
So what if they find out after the wedding?
Just say hair cutting is your passion...
...and that you don't like IT.
If a lie is all it takes to get married,...
...why do we need you and why do we need to pay you a fee?
I'd like to speak to your son in private.
Why don't you wait with your daughter?
Your dad is very dear to my family.
He's like a younger brother to me.
He is worried that you are not getting married.
So, he asked me for help.
That's why I accepted the task although I knew it would...
...be hard to find a bride for someone with your qualifications.
Now tell me. What do you want me to do?
I don't know what my dad told you.
I'm not looking for a perfect wife.
I'm a simple barber. I earn about RM3,500 a month.
I have a Diploma in Hairstyling.
I only have a motorcycle, I don't own a car or a house.
I just want a woman who understands me and accepts my shortcomings.
Do you watch a lot of Tamil movies? -Sometimes. Why?
Nothing. Look here, young man.
If you wanted a bride, you should have come and seen me.
Your dad is an old timer. I know your taste better.
Look at this girl. What do you think?
She's okay. But please be honest with her about me.
I'll handle all of that.
But you need to pay me RM3,000 upfront.
Good grief! RM3,000? That's daylight robbery.
Fine. For your dad's sake, I'll only charge you RM2,500.
Once payment is done, I'll arrange the meeting.
You can meet the girl and get to know her.
If you like her, we can bring it forward.
Touch wood! But no refunds.
No, aunty, this doesn't feel right. -Okay, up to you.
I wish you all the best along with God's blessings.
Do come back to me if you change your mind.
My card.
What is this, Mani? You're covered with love bites.
They are bug bites.
Female bugs? Let me spray Ridsect over you.
I'm working, brother.
Jiko, you're in a Tamil school, am I right?
How do you say 'love bite' in Tamil?
What? I don't even know what it is.
Stop moving your head.
I have the winning numbers for the lottery.
Be sure to buy it. 4873.
Don't forget to buy the lottery.
I have done my part, now it's up to you.
Is there a shaman in the bathroom?
No, it's just a hunch.
I won last week too. Look at this. -You do this all the time.
You waste money buying lottery and you get only poor.
The Chinese are progressing in life like a speeding rocket.
As if you'd be a millionaire if you didn't spend on the lottery.
Don't finish the talcum powder. -I'm checking if it's fragrant.
So, who's my first client? -A speck of Love.
What? -Love bite.
I want Brother Mani to cut my hair. You don't know the latest styles.
I can cut that way too. Just stay put.
Didn't you meet a prospective bride today?
How come you're back so early? -It was okay.
Just okay? Tell us more.
I'm in a bad mood. Just leave me alone.
Relax, brother. What happened? -Did you fail again?
Keep looking for a girl and you'll end up...
...in the Guinness Book of World Records.
I'm tired. I can't do this anymore.
I'm sick and tired of looking for a bride.
Every Tom, Dick and Harry is getting married.
But nothing is working out for me.
I'm not even asking for too much.
Is it wrong if I want to be married?
How old are you? -32.
You're still young. Give it a year or two.
All in good time. As the saying goes,...
...women should marry early,...
...but if a man marries late, that is not a problem.
Even at 32, no one wants to give me their daughter.
If I go and ask for a bride when I'm 36 or 37,...
...they may hit me with their slipper.
You're always talking about marriage and brides.
Do you know how married men suffer?
Do you know their hardships?
Please explain it to him, uncle. Why are you keeping quiet?
Leave me out of this. I'm leaving.
If you get married, it's good. If you don't, it's better.
Aren't you going to eat? -Later.
Eat when it is time to eat. Drink when it is time to drink.
We're going to Penang this Saturday.
An old friend of mine is looking for a groom for his daughter.
She's a nurse at Gleneagles Hospital.
She's a nice girl.
Let's meet them in person and discuss things.
How much longer are you going to do this?
Let's stop this for a while. -Why?
So, we can postpone this and you can end up like your sister?
Why are you dragging me into this matter?
It's not that I'm uninterested, but I am not able to find a bride.
You'll only find one if you look for one.
Despite searching high and low, I still haven't found one.
You've been dragging me all over Malaysia like a cow.
Now all that is left is East Malaysia.
Looks like we'll end up going there too.
You're talking so much, why don't you find a girl on your own?
Fine. I'll find one on my own. But I need some time.
Take as long as you need.
But I'm getting older.
I don't know how much longer I'll be around.
As a father, have I ever asked you for anything?
Why so much drama?
Drink a little less. You'll live for another 10 to 15 years.
Pass me that glass.
Did I say something wrong? Why is he so angry with me?
Let it go. Old folks are like this.
Be clear about what you want. Only you can decide your life.
Don't be swayed by what others say.
Right. As if there is anything to decide.
I might as well become a priest. -Right choice.
What about you?
Are you going to stay single or do you have plans?
Why do you suddenly care about me? -Just tell me.
I don't have much faith in love. -Why not?
This world is going to end someday.
Yes. That won't be any time soon. What's love got to do with it?
10 years or 1,000 years, it is going to end.
Then what's with this 'never-ending love' rubbish?
Everything in your life is going to disappear someday.
So, why bother getting so sentimental?
No, this world will not end.
Even if it does end, unlike in the movies,...
...aliens won't go to America. They will come here...
...to save you. Rathi, you are the chosen one.
Aliens? -Yeah.
Yesterday was a memory...
Today is all we have...
All I yearn for...
...is to spend the rest of my life with you...
Hello, friends. How are you guys doing?
Let's go drinking if you guys are free tonight.
You guys read my messages, but no one answers.
Hail to the Lord.
It's a miracle this guy has replied.
I have not drunk in months.
I'd rather stay home than beg my wife for a permit.
Apologies, it's my turn to look after the baby.
Please go and die.
Hi. Is Mani here? -Mani has gone to buy a drink.
Who are you? -I'm his girlfriend.
Is it okay if I wait here for him?
Sure, sweetheart. Please have a seat.
Thank you. -Mani is living the life.
He changes girls like changing clothes.
Meanwhile, I can't even find one girl.
He uses a love talisman.
A love talisman? -Yes.
That Mani is a sly fox. I feel sorry for this girl.
I wonder what he lied about to seduce her.
The girl is easy. -Easy?
She doesn't look like it though.
But I must admit, she looks stunning.
Right?
Baby, when did you get here? -Don't you have sense?
Why didn't you answer my calls? How many times do I have to call?
Sorry, baby. I left my phone to charge.
What's this about you using a love talisman?
Come outside. I'll deal with you.
Come, let's talk outside.
You believe yourselves to be gentlemen.
Shame on you.
You can trust people who are outspoken like me....
...but you should never trust the ones who are quiet.
They are terrible.
We're going to catch crab tonight. Do you want to join us?
No, I'm taking my family to an astrologer tonight.
You're going to see an astrologer with your family?
Take this over-aged bachelor while you are at it.
Check if things will ever work out for him.
Are you up to it today?
Are you up to it?
Tell me,...
...are you up to it?
Are you up to it?
Pawn Shop
There's RM2,500 here.
RM2,500? -Yes.
What does this girl like, aunty?
I'll WhatsApp the details to you.
Wear a blue shirt when you meet her.
Blue is her favourite colour.
If you can, buy her lilies.
What are lilies? -Lilies.....
You can find them at any Chinese florist.
Is there any perfume? -The green bottle in the room.
Don't finish the bottle, you buffalo. Just use a little.
Where is he going? To an interview?
Take the car today. I'll take the train.
That's all right.
Here.
Take it.
Bye, dad.
Are you on leave today? -No, aunty. I'm going to work.
Is that so? You're in such a good mood...
...that I thought you'd finally found a groom.
When are you going to serve this old woman a wedding feast?
Aunty, I've been craving for a good funeral meal for a long time.
I'm sure if you tried.....
They said you slipped and fell in the bathroom the other day.
Why haven't you died yet?
I only meant well since you've been suffering alone for so long.
You can't regain the years that you've lost.
Did I tell you I'm suffering alone?
Did I?
I'll break your head with this. -Oh, God!
And you call yourself a woman!
Bye!
Sorry. Have you been waiting long? -That's all right.
It was so difficult to find a place to park.
You could have double-parked and left your number.
Why trouble others?
Oh, wow! Thank you.
I love lilies. -You look prettier in person.
Can I get your order, please?
Hot coffee with extra sugar.
One soy milk, less ice. Thank you.
This soy milk is really good.
So fresh. Would you like to try some?
How much do you earn in a month?
My coffee is good too. Would you like some?
No, I don't drink coffee. I have anxiety.
So, what is your monthly salary?
What is your bra size?
Hello! -What did you do?
Why was the girl crying? -That's not a girl. She's a demon.
I want my money back. -Why did you behave like that?
I'm not giving your money back.
That was the cost of meeting the girl.
Don't force me to be rude. I want my money back.
You're not getting anything back. Hang up, you rascal!
You won't get married in this lifetime.
Nonsense!
I don't get it.
Why did you ask her that question?
We did not even speak for 5 minutes,...
...but all she cared about was my salary.
What are my likes and dislikes, how many member in my family,...
...what is my line of work, none of this was important.
That's all it comes down to, right? -Mope all you want.
It was silly of you to ask her bra size.
Your kin will come up to the house...
Your wife will come up to the street...
Your son will come up to the cemetery...
But who will come with you beyond that...
Look at him dancing.
We playfully waste our lives...
In pursuit of wealth...
Your kith and kin...
Will they accompany you after death...
Chew on this, boy. Open your mouth.
Excellent! -He's such a pest.
I had too much to drink. That's enough.
Thank you.
Give me the number. 0123957144.
144.
Write the 4 clearly.
I'm going to sing.
Ramesh, come here.
Girls on one side. Guys on the other.
Marriage is the zip that connects the two sides.
But the hand that moves the zip is that broker woman.
To hell with brokers!
Have faith, brother.
If you want a girl, you have to work for it.
Instead of doing that, you paid a clown.
And now, you're crying.
Do you call yourself a man?
Success, wealth, marriage!
Ashok! -Success, wealth, marriage!
You have seen this Annamalai only as your friend.
From now on, you will see this Annamalai as your enemy.
Mark this date on your calendar.
Your downfall begins today.
The rivalry between us has begun.
I will amass more money, fame and respect than you.
I will build many beautiful hotels.
You should open a TikTok account. All the hot girls are on TikTok.
No TikTok, please. It's too much work.
Do you want a girl or not?
I do, but there has to be another way.
What's your Instagram profile picture?
Thierry Henry. -Who is that?
He's a legendary footballer. -Get out of your cave.
Don't be an introvert. -Why are you talking this way?
What else am I to say? You're still living in the past.
How will you find a girl? -Why can't you set it up for me?
Will you do as I tell you? -Yes.
Okay, done. -Keep your word, or I'll fire you.
The guys who tell you not to get married...
...are now older and are looking for brides...
The wisdom of white hair that they diligently smother with hair dye...
You feel less youthful the older you get...
The girls I used to message are missing....
I change my profile photo often but still can't find a girl...
I've given my horoscope to many people...
Now all I can do is laugh heartily...
Even then, I have no regrets...
After all this, I still have not changed...
I pray to God every day to show me my bride soon...
I am ready to get married, I want to wear a groom's suit...
As I get older, my heart yearns...
My days of looking for a companion are running out...
As I get older, my heart yearns...
My days of looking for a companion are running out...
I'm my dad's little princess. I only want a beach wedding.
Are you a Vijay or Ajith fan?
You look fairer in pictures, but in reality, you're so dark.
Ajith is the best.
Will she come...
What is your grandpa's full name?
How many followers do you have on Instagram?
I want a romantic wedding overlooking the setting sun...
...dressed in a white gown. -You are not fair.
A honeymoon in Italy. I want to ride the boats in Venice.
I'm a Manchester United fan. I don't like Arsenal.
Son, what's your family deity name?
I can't cook. Do you know how to cook?
I have 50k followers on Instagram.
I'll cut to the chase. What is your caste, son?
I don't like you.
I don't know why, but I just can't stand the sight of you.
Brother!
What's wrong? Why haven't you touched your drink?
What happened? Are you not well?
I'm heartbroken, Ramesh.
Why?
I'm very frustrated.
Is there a problem-free man in this world?
Why worry and ruin the present? Here, drink.
Hey! Don't make me come there, I'll kill you.
Brother, please calm down. Sit! -Don't you dare stare.
Calm down. Please be seated.
Don't cause a scene.
We'll be in trouble if the cops come.
I don't even have any money with me.
Calm down. Have your drink.
How to pick up women on the net?
Hello, Ken!
What are you doing?
Working?
Do you want to watch tonight's Arsenal's game together?
All right, cool.
Yeah, the usual mamak shop.
Go to the side, Jiko. Shoot.
Get them, Jiko.
Mani! -What? Don't disturb me now.
Go sit there, Jiko.
Get lost. -Brother!
Mani! -Don't disturb me, brother.
Look at this. -Tamilarasi.
Wow! How did you find her? -The Matrimony app.
She wants to meet as soon as possible.
She looks like a Goddess.
Tamilarasi. Nickname, Tammy.
Favourite actor, Raghava Lawrence.
Lawrence's favourite actor is Superstar Rajinikanth.
So, she'll definitely like you.
What else? Tell me more. -May I see?
Here you go.
She looks average, but her forehead is a little large.
What do you know about beauty? Just shooting your mouth off.
This is my friend, Sasi.
Hi. I hope you don't mind her being here.
No problem.
Actually, I need to tell you something very important.
Yes, I'm talking to him right now.
Okay.
Sorry, that was my mom.
You wanted to tell me something. -Yes.
But, please, eat first.
No, that's all right. Tell me first.
No, please. Eat first.
Have you two eaten? -You go ahead.
Just say it.
I hope you understand what I mean.
I'm so sorry. My mom is handling my profile.
She's the one who messaged you. She forced me to meet you.
You could have just not shown up today.
It's way more complicated.
In a month or so,...
...could you please create an excuse and reject me?
Please!
It's only for a short while, brother.
We're saving up.
We're thinking of moving to Singapore or Australia.
You seem like a really nice guy. I'm sorry if I've hurt you.
No problem.
I'll take care of it.
You don't worry.
Good luck.
Bless us.
Tamil, if you weren't in a relationship,...
...would you have considered me?
Why does this only happen to you?
That was painful, you buffalo!
Give me the book. -No.
Give it to me.
It's all my fault.
How much more do I have to suffer?
It's all my fault!
What's happened, dad?
I had a sudden moment of realisation.
Now I understand why he hasn't gotten married yet.
When he was born, he was so tiny, like an elf.
Even the doctors didn't know why he was like that.
That's when I made a vow. If he recovered,...
...we would go to the Karuppusamy Temple...
...and make him perform a rolling prostration.
But, after that, your mother fell sick and passed away.
I was so heartbroken that I completely forgot my vow.
Just now I remembered after so many years.
So, we need to fulfil the vow as soon as possible.
What does this have to do with my marriage prospects, dad?
Do you think God is taking revenge on mere mortals like you?
I'll smash your teeth in.
You must fulfil that vow before the next new moon.
Hopefully, you will find a good girl.
Hello!
Hello! Vanakkam!
I'm not interested. There's no one at home.
Uncle, I'm not a salesgirl. My name is Theresa.
I'm here to see your son.
Are you here to meet my son?
Come in.
Thank you, uncle. -How do you know him?
We've been talking on Tinder. -What is that?
You asked for my address and now you're here. What's up?
That's my style. I felt like meeting you.
Are you working? -Yes, I'm a Math teacher.
Oh, very good.
My son is a barber. -Dad!
Would you like a drink?
No, that's all right, uncle. Just relax.
You guys talk.
Sorry. There's electricity outage today.
That is why I'm dressed like this.
I'll go change.
No worries. This is a casual visit.
Sure?
Shall we talk outside? You're sweating.
It's very hot. Use this to fan yourself.
Most teachers are looking to marry doctors, engineers or lawyers.
I'll be frank. We tried, but we couldn't find one.
Why not?
My parents worked really hard to educate us.
So, I solely focused on my studies.
I never had a boyfriend or anything like that.
Once I started working, I was dedicated to my job,...
...I wanted to achieve something good.
My family pressured me into marriage.
But I wanted to complete my Master's before marriage.
Now I am somewhat settled in life, but the years have gone by.
Doctors and engineers know that they are in high demand.
So, no one is interested in an average-looking 34-year-old.
So, you have come to see me.
Right. I'm very practical.
I don't think there is anything wrong with that.
You said you don't have a car, right?
What about a house? -I don't even have a car.
How would I have a house?
Then how can you confidently look for a girl to marry?
When my dad got married, he didn't have anything.
At least I have a motorbike. He didn't even have that.
But, over time, he bought a house and a car.
A car is an essential. It's a basic necessity.
You already have a car.
Why can't we use that after we're married?
What if I take the car to work? -I'll use my bike or I'll Grab.
Or I'll even take a bus. I'm not fussy.
You don't seem to understand.
It's all right to live in a rented house. I don't mind.
But a car is a part of our image.
Everyone judges you based on your car.
So, will you marry me if I get a car?
Fine. I'll buy a car that I can afford.
At least a City or a Vios.
Another thing, please change your job.
I have no problem telling everyone that my husband is a barber.
But in the future, our kids may find it embarrassing.
Is being a barber so embarrassing? -That's not what I meant.
But it's missing something.
Why don't you run your saloon part-time?
You don't understand.
Those are my employees. But I'm an employer.
I'm a business entrepreneur. -This is no time for jokes.
You don't even earn half as much as they do.
If people only work for money, half of them...
...would have killed themselves. -No, get a proper job.
You don't have to worry about getting a job.
You're educated. You have a diploma.
My pastor can use his influence to get you a job of your liking.
Could you give me two days?
I need to think about it. -No, I need an answer now.
I'm growing older by the day.
If you say no, I'll look elsewhere.
We get married to be happy.
I can't throw away my happiness for the sake of getting married.
So.... -Just remain like this.
That is what is best for you.
And be sure to delete your Tinder account.
Bye.
Want some?
Are any of your friends still single?
You won't get along with them.
Do you have a photo?
Nonsense!
It's okay if you don't want to help, but please don't sing.
I don't know why, I can't find a bride.
Okay, let me check. Nisha, get a card for him.
Okay, thank you. Goodbye.
Brother, we missed a step and you didn't even notice.
Record properly. What are you doing?
That's all right, baby. We'll just record it again.
All right, baby.
As per your horoscope, you cheated many girls in your past life.
So, you do not have the luck for marriage in this life.
In my past life?
Is there a remedial prayer?
This is the thali of the Goddess. Keep this with you at all times.
Good things will happen.
Now offer the Goddess two green notes.
I only have one red note.
Take this first. I'll transfer the rest to you.
Give me your bank account number.
Is that all right?
Don't you want it?
I accept E-wallet transfer.
Hello! -Hi!
My name is Mazhai. I'm..... -I can't hear you.
Can you hear me now? -I can't hear you.
My name's Mazhai. I'm Rathi's friend.
I'll call you later if you're busy. -Hi.
No, go ahead. -When can we meet?
How about tomorrow? -Okay.
I'll pick you up. -Okay, thanks.
Bye.
Dad!
There's a contractor here.
Mazhai?
No, I'm the contractor.
Don't you want to get in?
Where are we going? -I'll tell you.
But buckle up first.
Do you actually like this song or is it playing on the radio?
I like it. Why? -You don't seem to be that type.
Which type? -Deva? Gaana?
What about you? -I'm always an Ilaiyaraaja fan.
So lame.
It's trendy to say this, right? -No, I truly like Ilaiyaraaja.
If you ask me, Deva was the true king of the 90s.
What about AR Rahman? -His best works were post-2000.
But not many will agree.
Have you ever heard Roja and Bombay?
I have. -Fine. Where are we going?
Don't worry. I'm not going to kidnap you.
Why did they name you Mazhai (rain)?
No talking now.
Just feel the vibe.
No phones.
Shall we leave?
Did we come this far just to sit in silence?
I have a theory.
It's easy to sit, laugh and talk with someone you don't know.
But sharing a comfortable silence, that's hard.
Did you injure your head as a child?
What was that? -When you were young,...
...did you injure your head? -Why are you asking?
Mazhai Chelvi.
It rained nonstop for a week when I was born.
So, my sentimental father named me so.
What? Isn't my name nice? -It's all right.
I'll give you a tip.
Don't meet girls in cafes. Take them jogging or hiking.
Then you can see what they look like without makeup.
You are brainy.
Why can't you get a girl?
You look decent and seem nice. -Is that so?
But I still can't find one.
I'm going to tell you something. But you must not laugh.
I'll try.
In my entire life, I've never had a girlfriend.
I find that hard to believe.
Not even puppy love in school?
No.
When I was in school, I thought I'd get one in college.
In college, I thought I'd get one at work.
Now I've spent four years looking for a bride.
The way things are going, I'll celebrate my silver jubilee.
That won't happen.
Think positively.
Soon....
Come on. You'll soon meet the girl of your dreams.
I have a witch's tongue. Whatever I say will come true.
Let's see if it happens.
Why are you still single?
That's a long story.
I'll tell you some other time.
I have to get to work soon.
Can you pick me up tomorrow evening?
But I don't have a car. -I know.
I meant on your motorbike.
I cooked especially for you today. -Awesome. What did you cook?
Fish curry. -Fish curry?
Why? Are you vegetarian today?
Nothing like that. I just don't eat much fish.
Seriously? I can live on fish.
It has bones. I don't like that.
I swallowed a fish bone once and wounded my throat.
Is that your only concern?
Wait.
There you go, eat.
It's awesome. Did you really cook this?
Yours truly.
Where have you been all along?
Here. Drink this. -Just kidding.
It's tasty. -Eat slowly.
Shake your head...
Shake...
Shake your head...
Shake...
Hey, congratulations.
You're a grandfather now.
My son hasn't found a girl yet.
Let me know if there is a good alliance.
All right then.
I had a boyfriend.
We were in a relationship for 6 years.
We were living together.
That's not a big deal. I'm okay with that.
Good. That shouldn't even be a concern.
There's something else you should know.
I was so in love that I couldn't imagine a life without him.
We both were planning on getting married.
We wanted a grand wedding.
And we needed a lot of money for that.
So, I started working overtime till late at night.
On the way home one night, I met with an accident.
It was my fault. I was too tired.
I was in the ICU for 2 days.
I was hospitalised and bedridden for 3 weeks.
And the doctors told me that I could never get pregnant.
I don't understand. Why not?
My uterus was so badly damaged, they had to remove it.
When my boyfriend's family found out, it became a big issue.
We finally broke up.
I was on painkillers for four months.
The pain was intense.
I had to deal with him and his family on top of it.
I just couldn't take it.
I called off the marriage and got rid of them.
A few years went by.
And then I asked myself.
Why was I punishing myself for something that wasn't my fault?
Why should I live in depression?
I have the right to fall in love and get married.
There were a few marriage proposals.
But my infertility was always an issue for all of them.
I am adamant about one thing.
I will always be transparent about my condition.
Are you still there?
Actually, you didn't have to tell me any of this.
But...
...I don't know how to react to it, to be frank.
Hey, chill!
Relax.
It's all in the past. But yeah,...
...that is why I drive trucks.
I've had a phobia of sedan cars ever since the accident.
The storm brewing in my heart...
Sinks into the water like a lotus...
But it suddenly changes...
Excuse me! Could you cut this uncle's hair?
I'll pay for it. -Sit here, uncle.
How much?
No, that's all right. -Are you sure?
Won't the owner scold you?
I'm the owner. -Superb.
Give me your Instagram ID. I'll tag you.
No Insta ID.
It's okay. -No, that is my ID.
NoInstaID. -Okay, thanks again.
Dad!
What is it, son?
I like a girl.
Does she like you too?
Then why are you saying it so sadly?
But there's an issue.
I guessed as much. What's the issue?
She can't get pregnant.
Can't get pregnant? I don't get it.
She was in a car accident. They had to remove her uterus.
So, she is infertile.
Forget about her, son. We'll find another girl.
No, dad. I really like her. She's a nice girl.
Just talk to her once. Even you will like her.
Anyone else would have hidden this matter.
She may be a good girl. I'm not denying it.
But can she give this family an heir?
Dad, what kind of nonsense is this?
If he were infertile, would you feel the same?
So, is there a different set of rules for you?
You don't get involved. You don't know about these things.
Dad, I can always adopt a child.
This isn't even an issue these days.
I don't like this, son.
I'd rather die. -Then die.
Did you hear what she just said?
It's all my fate.
We're all going to Karupusamy Temple tomorrow.
Lord Karuppan, find him a good girl.
I will slaughter a goat in your honour and tonsure my son's head.
Hey, brother! Hey!
Hey, Brother! How are you? -Hey, how are you?
I'm good. This is my wife and my daughter.
So, I haven't seen you in a long time.
Yes, easily 10 years. -10 years? Has it been that long?
So, are you married? Isn't your wife here?
My wife is pregnant.
The doctor advised her not to travel.
Congratulations. -Thank you.
That's good news. Send my regards to everyone at home.
Sure. -We'll talk some other time.
Okay, now you take a bite.
I want a man bun.
Man bun?
Hi. How are you? -I'm okay. How are you?
My life is filled with happiness, laughter and comfort.
What brought you here? -I'm here for work.
And I thought of you.
If you are not busy, can we have lunch?
Pity that guy. He left without a haircut.
Don't worry about it. I wanted to get rid of him.
Customers like him are difficult.
How am I supposed to set a bun that isn't there?
He looks like the genie from Aladdin.
You're so funny.
You can answer. No problem.
Nothing urgent.
Do you do a lot of social work?
I would love to do more, but I am not that well-off.
If you ask me, the intention to give is more important.
Is that so? -Yes.
Fine, if you say so.
Mazhai!
I need to tell you something.
Can't it wait?
Why?
Nothing. -Why?
You're so blur.
Say what you wanted to say.
I like you.
But I need some time.
Why? Because of my medical condition?
You can be frank.
No, that is not even an issue.
The school holidays are coming up. So, I'll be a little busy.
That's all.
Dad! -Yes?
Let me go. -Come on, dad.
Let me go.
Come on. -I can walk on my own.
I can see that. Come on.
Slowly.
Let me go.
Here you go. Have you eaten?
Why do you drink so much? What are you worried about?
Aren't we looking after you well? -I failed as a husband.
Now...
...I am failing as a father.
I can't even find a good wife for my son.
Forgive me, son.
Forgive me.
I'm so sorry. Did I wake you?
What happened? -I don't know.
The car stopped all of a sudden.
I called my friends, but no one answered.
I panicked.
I don't know much about cars.
I'll send you home.
We can get a foreman to look at it tomorrow.
Fine, all right.
Helmet?
Thanks. -No worries, it's nothing.
Good night. -Good night.
Don't be restless, my heart...
Don't ever end, my dear...
Don't ever change, my heart...
Even if everything you ever wanted goes away...
Everything that you have ever wanted...
Will come to you in droves...
Come what may...
A smile always plays upon her face...
Goal! You're a legend!
Waves are crashing in the depths...
The clouds are parting in the skies...
Every day is spent daydreaming...
That she will come...
There is no shore that I have not searched...
No mountain that I have not climbed...
No obstacle that I have not overcome in this world...
There is not a second that I have not yearned...
No difficulties that I have not experienced...
No opportunities that I did not look for in my search...
Hey, stop.
Why? What happened?
Do you see that girl sitting under the tree?
Who is she? -That is Bra Size.
Bra Size? What is she doing here?
Who is that guy? I've never seen him before.
No idea. Probably her boyfriend. -This isn't right.
Wait right here. -What?
I'll be right back. Just wait here.
Where are you from? -Who are you?
What do you mean? -What is happening?
It's happening for you today.
Watch your language or I'll give you one.
Is this your boyfriend?
What hairstyle is this? Who cut your hair?
I asked you if this is your boyfriend?
Yes. So, what? -I don't like the way he looks.
Behave. If you piss me off, I'll chop you up.
Don't glare. I'll break your face.
So fresh.
I'm going to introduce you to someone...
...very important to me tomorrow.
Who?
Brother, a kilo of mutton thigh without fat.
It's a surprise.
Dress well tomorrow. I'll pick you up at 10.
Maybe she's going to introduce you to her boyfriend.
You guys don't like seeing me happy, do you?
You must destroy it.
I've watched so many Tamil movies. Wouldn't I know the signs?
But why do I have to dress up to meet her boyfriend?
I think she's going to introduce me to her father.
Fantastic. Meet your father-in-law tomorrow...
...and discuss the wedding details there and then.
You know what I'm like. A simple wedding will do.
Shalini doesn't seem like the type who wants a big wedding either.
But it also depends on her family's wishes.
Where will you have the wedding? In a temple or a hall?
A temple is the best. But halls are not bad either.
Halls are quite pricey, it's not like those days.
Forget the price. The waiting list for a good hall is forever.
Get the money from him and pay a deposit first.
Fine. Get this done quickly.
My face will be puffy tomorrow if I sleep late.
I doubt you will be getting any sleep tonight.
Do it carefully. -Okay, relax.
Shalini, I love you.
Hi, uncle. Hi, aunty.
Hi, uncle. Hi, aunty.
How was your day?
Shalini, I love you.
I really love you.
I finally scored one.
I finally scored one!
Hi, aunty. Why?
Yes, business is good, uncle.
It's going well.
We're thinking of opening another branch in 6 months.
Yeah.
Shalini, I love you. Truly, deeply, madly.
Vanakkam. Are you busy?
A little. It's okay, tell me. -Sure?
You haven't texted me in a while.
You asked for some time.
But you haven't said anything since then.
Is everything okay?
I was a little busy. That's all.
It's okay if you don't like me, just say so.
Sorry. But I don't think this will work out.
Sorry.
It's okay. Carry on with your work.
Good luck.
Happy birthday to you...
Happy birthday...
Happy birthday to you...
Make a wish. Ask for something grand.
Give it to dad. I'm on a diet.
Find a good girl this year and make me a granddad.
Come in.
Wait here for a while. I'll be right back.
Come on.
Come on.
Are you well? Have you eaten?
What does that mean? You must speak properly.
This is Mr. Never Say Never Nachimuthu,...
...the man who changed my life.
All right, Shalini. Play the presentation.
Sure, sir. -Let him watch that first.
This presentation motivates me every time I watch it.
Victory is guaranteed...
Welcome to Golden Success Vision.
From this very second, you are a millionaire.
Hereafter, the only question in your life is going to be,...
..."Do I want a BMW or a Mercedes?"
We were born poor. That is not our fault.
But if you die poor, only you are to blame.
I come from a very poor family.
How can I become a millionaire?
Is that even possible? Yes, you can.
Possible. But how?
Join Golden Success Vision as a member.
Then sell our products to your family, relatives and everyone.
Introduce us to them. Is that so hard?
Is that difficult?
What? If you think it's difficult, everything will be difficult.
Believe that you can do it.
Believe that you can do it.
You must not cry, sir.
Don't cry.
Don't cry.
Don't cry, sir.
I understand your pain. But you must not cry.
Trust me. Your life will change from today.
All your troubles will cease to exist.
You are a lion.
From today onwards, your life is going to be brilliant.
Those who snooze, lose. The man and the nation lose.
But you will not lose, because you are a lion.
You are a..... -Lion!
Say it with me.
Enough?
MLM?
No, it is a very good business venture.
Please be patient and listen.
So, don't you love me? -Oh, no! Not at all.
What is the product?
Golden Vision Success' Herbal Hair Oil.
It contains 150 different herbs.
It was created in accordance with ancient traditions.
It can regrow hair on a bald head in 3 months.
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You can always come back for more if you like it.
One beautiful twilight...
A cool breeze blew...
Your smile was as bright...
...as a pearl from the deep sea...
I will cherish it for the rest of my life...
I will be your companion for the rest of your life...
I waited for you to come...
And wilted from longing...
Without you, my love...
Without you, my love...
Mazhai!
Mazhai!
Please listen to what I have to say.
What I did was wrong, Mazhai. Please forgive me.
Go ahead, tell me. I'm running late.
Mazhai, I like you.
Shall we get married?
I'm serious. I really mean it.
Sure, let's get married.
Who do you think you are?
She's old. She can't even have kids.
She'll come and go when I call her.
If I can't find anyone better, I'll settle for her.
What I had for Shalini was mere attraction.
But I feel differently about you.
Look at me when I'm talking to you.
Any guy in my position would have done the same thing.
Yeah, we're all dumb.
Go to hell!
How much do you earn a month?
Be an introvert like this.
This is a guarantee. -You will never get married!
Wealth, marriage, success!
A wife...
...is a boon from God...
A wife is a boon from God...
It doesn't matter what your heart desires...
You shall be blessed when your time comes...
It doesn't matter what your heart desires...
Uncle, is Brother Mani here?
Mani is on leave today. Come, I'll cut your hair for you.
I'd rather not get a haircut from you.
Hi, can you cut my hair?
Yes, come in.
What style do you want? -Could you fade only the sides?
Could you please come outside? I need to talk to you.
But I have a customer.
Please forgive me.
I wasn't thinking straight the other day.
So, I made a mistake.
That's no excuse to tie a thali on random girls.
Do you know that I'm married and I have two children?
I'm so sorry. -Fine, don't be sad.
Who knows what you've been through? -What is your name?
Why do you need to know? Are we starting a family?
Is that how you start a family? By asking the person's name?
So, you can't find a bride?
So sad.
Why are you only looking for an Indian girl?
Why not marry a Chinese, Malay, Kadazan or an Ibanese?
Even our own Indian girls do not give me a second look.
Let me guess.
The girls you were after must have been slim and good-looking.
Why are you complicating such a simple matter?
If you like a girl and if she feels the same,...
...fall in love and get married.
It isn't as complicated as you think.
It's easy for you to say. You're happily married.
And you have two kids.
Have you seen the dramas that unfold at our Indian weddings?
The invitation will say the wedding starts at 7.30 pm.
So, we'll rush there. "We're late. It's already 8.30 pm."
But when we get there, the couple will only arrive at 9.30 pm.
Then, after coming late, they won't rush in.
No such thing. They must have an entrance song.
Fine. Why do you want to get married?
Why shouldn't I get married? Don't I deserve a soulmate?
Soulmate, love, marriage.
They are different. Don't mix them up.
So, which one do you want? -I want all three.
This moment...
If we flew...
It would be ecstasy...
This moment...
If we feel it...
It would have been sensational...
It is mutton. I cooked it myself.
Please try it. -Great.
Now, can we talk about the matter at hand?
Please accept my apologies.
Will you get your daughter married to my son?
He will. Don't worry. -Why so?
The girl has some unlucky stars in her horoscope.
So, nothing good seems to come for her.
He's all broken up just thinking about it.
Don't put your faith in horoscopes, believe in your heart.
Don't shout. He's soft-hearted.
Shouting is what ruined things the other day.
Try the mutton.
I cooked this myself.
Cheers!
In-law.
Dad, I need to talk to you.
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