Original subtitles

Nathan: [ GASPS ] GO INTO THE WATER...LIVE

THERE.

[ Echoing ] DIE THERE.

THERE IS STILL NO EXPLANATION FOR THE VIOLENT MURDERS AT

DETHKLOK'S FINAL SHOW IN ICELAND.

AND A SAD NOTE -- PEOPLE OF THE WORLD MOURN THE PASSING OF

RECORD MOGUL, HUMANITARIAN, AND DISCOVERER OF DETHKLOK,

ROY CORNICKLESON.

HE WAS KILLED BY UNKNOWN CIRCUMSTANCES DURING THE

ICELANDIC MASSACRE.

CORNICKLESON, IN HIS LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT, REQUESTED THAT

DETHKLOK FRONT MAN, NATHAN EXPLOSION, GIVE HIS

EULOGY.

♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK

♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK!

DETHKLOK! ♪ Toki: HELLO?

OH, KU KU KU, YOU FINALLY PICKED UP!

Toki: UH, YEAH. SORRYS.

THINGS BEENS, LIKE, A BIT HECTICALS SINCE MY BANDS BROKES

UP... OH. WELL, YEAH, I GUESS THAT'S COOL.

HEY! SWING BY.

PICK UP DR. ROCKZO ON YOUR WAY TO THE FUNERAL, BABY!

Toki: AH, WELLS, I KIND OF SAIDS I WOULDS HANGS OUT WITH

MAGNUS.

SORRYS. SOS I CAN'TS.

HE A DIRTY OLD HUNK A SHIT TOKI!

HE A G-G-G-GARBAGE CAN!

THAT'S WHY HE DONE BEEN KICKED OUTTA DETHKLOK ALL THOSE YEARS

BACK. UH-HUH! UH-HUH!

Skwisgaar: WHAT ARE WE DOINGS HERE?

I MEAN, WE AMS SUPPOSED TO BE BROKES UP BY NOW.

Murderface: AFTER ALL THAT CRAZY SHIT HAPPENED, WE HAVE

TO STAY TOGETHER, RIGHT?

Skwisgaar: WHEW, NOT UNLESS NATHANS CANS APOLGIZECS TO

PICKLE FOR DESTROYING THE RECORD AND STEALINS ABIGAILS.

Murderface: IF HE WERE TO APOLOGIZE, HIS BODY WOULD

PHYSICALLY SHUT DOWN AND HIS ORGANS WOULD RUPTURE.

Skwisgaar: HE AMS UNCAPABLE.

MASTER OFDENSEN HAS REQUESTED YOUR PRESENCE IN THE

STARBOARD HULL TOWER.

Charles: I TOLD YOU ALL SOME TIME AGO THAT THERE'S SOMETHING

MUCH BIGGER THAN US GOING ON OUT THERE.

YOU SEE, THERE'S AN UNYIELDING DARKNESS SURROUNDING THIS BAND,

A HORRIBLE DANGER.

AND IT'S TIME THAT I TOLD YOU THAT STORY.

DO YOU REMEMBER THE BLACK FIRE UPON US?

THE ATTACK ON OUR HOME?

IT WAS LED BY THE REVENGENCERS.

THE MAN WITH A SILVER FACE LED A GROUP OF BRAINWASHED EX-FANS

WITH HOPES OF TAKING US ALL DOWN.

UPON MY CHASING THIS MAN, I WAS WOUNDED, BEATEN.

AND THAT'S THE FIRST TIME I SAW SELATCIA -- THE HALF-MAN, THE

MAN THAT KILLED ROY CORNICKLESON.

I'D NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT, AND IT TERRIFIED ME.

I WATCHED HIM POSSESS A MAN AND TURN HIM INTO HIS PAWN.

MY EYES MET HIS, AND I EXPERIENCED A HORRIBLE

BLACKNESS.

I FELT AS IF MY HEART WAS BEING CRUSHED.

I QUITE LITERALLY DIED.

I FELT MY SOUL DRIFT AWAY FROM MY BODY.

I CAN EXPLAIN MORE ONCE WE ARRIVE.

WE ARE HERE, SIRE.

Charles: WELCOME TO THE CHURCH OF THE BLACK KLOK.

IT'S AN ANCIENT SOCIETY, A SECRET RELIGION GUARDED TIGHTLY

FOR YEARS.

THEY'VE SAVED MY LIFE, AND WHAT YOU MAY NOT KNOW IS THEY'VE

CONTINUALLY SAVED YOURS.

I'VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS MOMENT FOR SOME TIME.

I'M ISHNIFUS MEADDLE, THE HIGH HOLY PRIEST OF THE CHURCH OF

THE BLACK KLOK.

WE SOOTHED YOUR FRIEND BACK TO HEALTH.

THE POISON ADMINISTERED WAS BUILT TO STOP THE HEART ONLY SO

IT COULD BE RESTARTED AGAIN.

Charles: WHEN I AWOKE, I WAS BROUGHT INTO THIS ROOM AND SHOWN

SOMETHING I BELIEVED TO BE PREPOSTEROUS AT THE TIME --

THIS, AN APPARENT PROPHECY THAT I WOULD BECOME A CHARACTER IN.

I WOULD BE KNOWN AS THE DEAD MAN.

BECAUSE I HAD DIED, I WAS INVISIBLE TO SELATCIA, THE

HALF-MAN.

AND SO BECAUSE I WAS INVISIBLE, I WOULD BECOME THE PERFECT SPY.

AND SO I FOLLOWED A MILITARY GENERAL NAMED CROZIER TO

DIFFERENT CORNERS OF THE WORLD.

I WATCHED HIM GATHERING MATERIALS, SEDUCING THE

WEAK-MINDED WITH POLITICS AND MONEY TO BUILD SOMETHING

HORRIBLE, BUT WHAT?

WE DIDN'T KNOW.

IT WAS AROUND THAT TIME THAT YOU HAD ALL MOVED ON AND WERE ABOUT

TO SIGN A RECORD CONTRACT THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A TERRIBLE

BUSINESS ERROR, BUT AFTER A SECRET RAID, WE LEFT WITH A

CLUE -- A PARTIAL BLUEPRINT OF A DANGEROUS PROJECT CALLED

FALCONBACK.

AND SO I RETURNED.

BUT THIS FALCONBACK BLUEPRINT WAS HEAVILY CODED.

AND IT WAS SO IMPORTANT TO KNOW WHAT IT MEANT THAT WE EVEN

TURNED TO OUR ENEMIES FOR HELP.

WHAT YOU MUST UNDERSTAND IS THAT THE METALOCALYPSE HAS BEEN

MOVING FORWARD.

THESE EVENTS HAVE BEEN FORESEEN -- THE DEATH OF A

RELIGIOUS FIGURE BY THE HAND OF THE GODLESS HALF-MAN SET THE

CLOCK TO LURCH FORWARD.

THAT FIVE SOULS WOULD COME TO SHEPHERD US THROUGH THE DARKEST

TIMES KNOWN.

Murderface: IS THAT OLD GUY SUPPOSED TO BE SANTA CLAUS OR

SOME FUCKING ARE WE GETTING PRESENTS?

WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?!

WE ARE TRYING TO TELL YOU THAT YOU'RE THE ONES FOR WHICH

WE HAVE BEEN WAITING THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF YEARS.

YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONES.

Murderface: YOU MEAN WE'RE THE JEWS?

THE FIVE OF YOU BEAR A DANGEROUS BURDEN.

AS THE WORLD CRUMBLES AND FOLDS, AS THE SCREAMS OF THE DYING

MOUNT, AS THE UNBEARABLE TORTURE BEFALLS HUMAN SOULS, WE WILL

TURN TO YOU.

YOU ARE THE SALVATION.

DO YOU SEE?

Nathan: THIS FUCKING SHIT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE TO ME BECAUSE

WE'RE NOT FUCKING HEROES.

THAT'S FOR FUCKING SURE.

AND SECONDLY, WE'RE NOT EVEN A FUCKING BAND ANYMORE.

FUCK WHAT DROVE YOU TO DESTROY

YOUR RECORD?

THERE'S SOMETHING YOU'RE NOT TELLING THEM BECAUSE YOU FEAR

IT WILL MAKE YOU APPEAR MAD.

WE KNOW WHY YOU DESTROYED THE RECORD, AND SO DO YOU.

'TWAS THE WRONG RECORD.

'TWAS THE WRONG MESSAGE.

LOOK.

YOU WERE VISITED BY A WATER BEAST -- A SEA PROPHET.

SHE HAS BEEN YOUR GUIDE FOR SOME TIME.

SHE SPEAKS TO YOU IN DREAMS.

AND SHE SPOKE TO YOU THEN.

SHE TOLD YOU THAT YOU COULDN'T CONDONE THAT MESSAGE.

THE FIVE OF YOU HAD TO RELEASE THE APPROPRIATE ONE, AND RELEASE

THIS MESSAGE, YOU MUST.

THIS WILL BE THE MOST IMPORTANT THING YOU WILL HAVE DONE.

YOU'RE ONE SONG AWAY FROM FINISHING THIS MESSAGE, YES?

DETHKLOK MUST FINISH THIS LAST SONG FIRST.

LOOK WITHIN YOURSELF.

YOU KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE.

Charles: WE'VE GOT SO MUCH MORE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE END

OF THE WORLD, BUT REMEMBER THAT FUNERAL WE'VE GOT TO GO TO?

WE HAVE TO GO? NOW.

TODAY DETHKLOK WILL REUNITE FOR THE LAST TIME TO PAY HOMAGE

TO THEIR BAND, FATHER FIGURE, AND FRIEND, ROY CORNICKLESON.

THE EULOGY WILL BE GIVEN BY NATHAN EXPLOSION.

[ BIRD SHRIEKS ]

Nathan: HI. [ CLEARS THROAT ] THANKS FOR COMING.

UM...OKAY.

I'LL NEVER FORGET WHEN THEY ASKED ME TO GIVE THIS EULOGY

BECAUSE, UH, I WAS LETTING A RABID DOG BLOW ME!

Murderface: [ LAUGHS ] [ SIGHS ] I MEAN, UH [COUGHS]

Nathan: UH...VERY MUCH LIKE OUR FRIEND, UH,

ROY CORNICKLESON...

THAT JOKE DIED.

HUH. OKAY.

OKAY. UH...

I MEAN, I REMEMBER WHEN WE MET.

WE WERE YOUNG, AND EVERYTHING WAS SIMPLE.

AND WE HAD OUR LIVES TOGETHER, AND WE KNEW WHO WE WERE.

AND IT'S ALL CHANGED NOW.

EVERYTHING'S WORSE.

IT'S -- MY BAND ISN'T EVEN TOGETHER.

AND I'VE ALIENATED MY FRIENDS, AND IT'S BECAUSE OF ME.

IT'S BECAUSE -- IT'S BECAUSE IT'S MY FAULT.

AND -- OH...PICKLES?

I KNOW YOU HATE ME.

AND SO DO I.

NOT YOU. I MEAN, I HATE ME.

I HATE ME, TOO!

I DON'T CARE ANYMORE 'CAUSE I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I'M...

OH...OH...OH, GOD!

Murderface: WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM?!

Skwisgaar: HE AMS TRYINGS -- Toki: ...TO APOLGIZECS!

Nathan: PICKLES?

I'M SO-- UGHHHHH!

I'M SO-- OHHH!

[ VOMITS ] HE'S SHOWING EMOTION.

I'M SO-- [ GAGS ] I'M SO--

I'M SO-- I'M SO-- AAHH!

Toki: SAYS ITS GOD DAMN IT. SAYS IT!

Skwisgaar: SAYS IT GOD DAMN IT!

Nathan: OHHHH, BOY!

OH, BOY!

Murderface: COME ON, NATHAN.

SAY IT!

Skwisgaar: YOU CAN DOES IT!

Nathan: I'M SOOOOOOOOORRY!

[ BIRD SHRIEKS ] I'M SORRY I DESTROYED THE

RECORD!

I'M SORRY THAT I TOOK THE GIRL!

BUT I DON'T WANT HER IF IT MEANS THAT I CAN'T HAVE YOU...BE MY

DRUMMER.

AND I WANT DETHKLOK BACK!

THIS IS THE MOST EMOTIONALLY BRUTAL THING...

I'VE EVER EXPERIENCED.

[ BEEPING ] [ PEOPLE SCREAMING ]

[ BEEPING ] [ PEOPLE SCREAMING ]

UGH!

AAH!

Charles: EVERYONE, STAY ON THIS SIDE!

I'LL TAKE OF HIM.

COME TO DADDY.

[ GUNFIRE ] AAH!

[ GUNFIRE ] AAH!

Nathan: PICKLES, GET OVER HERE.

WHERE'S EVERYBODY ELSE?

Pickles: WHERE'S TOKI?

Nathan: TOKI!

IT'S OKAY, TOKI. IT'S OKAY.

STAY WITH ME. STAY WITH ME.

STAY NEXT TO ME!

Toki: OW! YOU'RE HURTINGS ME!

NOW, MAGNUS!

IT'LL ALL BE OVER SOON.

REVENGE HAS COME!

Nathan: NO!

Toki: ARGHHH!!

Nathan: TOKI!

[ WOMAN SCREAMS ]

WE BELIEVE HIM TO STILL BE ALIVE.

Charles: THE SONG YOU HAVEN'T WRITTEN YET WILL BE THE MOST

IMPORTANT AMMUNITION YOU WILL EVER HAVE.

BUT WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO FIND TOKI FIRST.

Pickles: AND ABIGAIL.

Nathan: AND I'M GONNA TAKE CARE OF THESE MOTHER FUCKERS

ONCE AND FOR ALL.

Pickles: WELL, YOU WON'T BE ALONE.