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THE COVETOUS SERPENT DID
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CONSTRICT THOSE THAT
LUXURIATED
THEIR FINAL FEAST.
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TONIGHT, THE SEVERAL HUNDRED
ZIMBABWEAN MINERS THAT HAVE BEEN
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TRAPPED IN A COLLAPSED SHAFT
FOR
WEEKS WILL BE GIVEN THE
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CHARITABLE GIFT OF
ENTERTAINMENT.
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EXTREME METAL ARTISTS DETHKLOK
HAVE DONATED THEIR FIRST
CONCERT
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AFTER SPENDING THREE MONTHS IN
THE OCEAN RECORDING THEIR
NEWEST
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ALBUM WITH PRODUCER
ABIGAIL REMELTINTDRINC.
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Nathan: ♪ CAVERNOUS
♪ RAVENOUS
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♪ BLEEDING MESS
♪ HIDDEN
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♪ RANCOROUS
♪ EMPTY NEST
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♪ DEADLY PEST
♪ RIDDEN
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♪ CAUTIOUS, I WARN YOU
♪ WE SMELL YOU BLEEDING
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♪ DIVIDE WE HUNT YOU
♪ YOUR TIME IS FLEETING
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♪ AH
♪ WE WARN YOU
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AAH!
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Toki: JUST DIDS CONCERT.
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HOW DO I'S KEEPS TOPPINGS
MYSELF
SO AMAZINGLY?
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NOWS HANGINGS OUTS BACKSTAGE
WITH MY PALS DETHKLOKS.
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PICTURE TIMES!
Pickles: NO, NO, NO.
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Nathan: DON'T TAKE PICTURES!
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Skwisgaar: [ GROANS ]
Nathan: DON'T POST THAT.
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Toki: I'M POSTING IT.
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Nathan: DON'T TAG US IN IT.
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Toki: TOO LATE! TAGGED!
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Nathan: GOD DAMN IT!
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Toki: HEY, DID YOU GUYS GETS
MY FACEFRIENDS UPSDATE?
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Nathan: YEAH, WE WOULD HAVE
NEVER KNOWN YOU WERE HANGING OUT
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BACKSTAGE WITH US UNTIL YOU
BLOGGED IT.
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Toki: OH, MY GODS!
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137,000 PEOPLE LIKES THAT,
INCLUDING MY OLDS PALS,
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DR. ROCKSO.
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KU-KU-KU-KU!
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DR. ROCKSO LIKES THAT UPDATE!
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Murderface: OH, GOD.
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GET A FUCKING LIFE.
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Charles: OKAY, GUYS.
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WE ARE SO CLOSE TO FINISHING
THIS RECORD, BUT FIRST WE NEED
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TO OKAY THE FINAL MIXES AND,
MOST IMPORTANTLY, YOU NEED TO
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GET THAT LAST SONG FINISHED.
WHERE ARE WE WITH THAT?
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Nathan: WE ARE WORKING ON IT,
MASTER.
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Charles: VERY GOOD.
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BUT IN THE MEANTIME, WE NEED
TO
SORT OUT ALBUM CREDITS.
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YOU KNOW, WHO WROTE WHAT IN WHAT
ORDER AND FROM LEAST IMPORTANT
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TO GREATEST -- THAT SORT OF
THING.
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Murderface: I'M GONNA GET
SOME REAL CREDITS ON THIS
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RECORD.
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I MEAN, I PUT IN THE FUCKING
TIME OVER THE YEARS.
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MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST TRIM THE
FAT, YOU KNOW?
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SOME OF THE NEWER MEMBERS WHO
AREN'T REALLY PULLING THEIR
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WEIGHT.
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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[ Coughing ] TOKI.
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Skwisgaar: OH.
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Charles: ALSO, GUYS, WE HAVE
THE MOST IMPORTANT DINNER OF OUR
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LIVES WITH THE LABEL AND ALL OUR
POINT PEOPLE, BUYERS, AND
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DISTRIBUTORS, SO WE HAVE TO
APPEAR AS ONE STRONG GROUP.
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THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT
DINNER WE WILL EVER HAVE.
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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK
♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK
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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK
♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK!
DETHKLOK!
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DETHKLOK! ♪
[ BEEP ]
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Nathan: HEY, ABIGAIL, IT'S
NATHAN.
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UH, OBVIOUSLY YOU AND I DID
SOMETHING DOWN THERE AND IT'S
--
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MEANS A LOT.
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OKAY. CALL ME BACK.
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Skwisgaar: WHO'S THAT YOU WAS
TALKINGS TO?
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Nathan: IT WAS SOMEBODY.
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Skwisgaar: SOUNDED VERY
INTIMATES.
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Nathan: ACTUALLY, DON'T TELL
ANYBODY, BUT ME AND ABIGAIL KIND
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OF SHARED A MOMENT WHEN WE
WERE
RECORDING UNDERWATER.
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AND WE'LL PROBABLY END UP
GETTING MARRIED AND HAVE KIDS.
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Skwisgaar: OH, YEAH?
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Nathan: SO DON'T -- DON'T
TELL PICKLES, HUH?
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Stampingston: GENTLEMEN, IT
APPEARS AS IF DETHKLOK IS
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NEGOTIATING THE CREDITS FOR
THEIR NEW ALBUM.
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Orlaag: THE NEGOTIATION OF
SHOW-BUSINESS CREDITS IS A
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BLACKENED SWORD THAT HAS PIERCED
THE HEART OF MANY HOPEFUL SOULS.
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Stampingston: NOW HERE TO
DISCUSS MORE IS SHOW-BUSINESS
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CREDITS AND INTERPERSONAL
RELATIONS EXPERT, DR. COMMANDER
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VERNMIM CHUNTSPINKTON.
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MORE WOUNDS ARE OPENED BY THE
DISCUSSION OF CREDITS THAN FROM
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ANYTHING ELSE.
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IT CAN UNEARTH THE DARK
HIERARCHY IN ALL BANDS.
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THE PERSON SITTING BEFORE YOU
CAN APPEAR TO BE YOUR EQUAL,
BUT
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ONCE THE CREDITS ARE APPLIED,
YOU WILL FIND THAT THEY ARE YOUR
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SUPERIOR.
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ON A GOOD DAY, CREDITS CAN
REWARD THE HARD WORKERS AND
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EXCLUDE THE SKIMPY CHARLATANS.
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BUT ON A RARE OCCASION, THE
WORST CAN HAPPEN.
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THE GREEDY AND THE HALF-ASSED
MEMBERS CAN BE REWARDED,
THEREBY
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INSULTING THE SOULS OF THE HARD
WORKERS.
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Stampingston: FURTHERMORE,
PRODUCER ABIGAIL REMELTINTDRINC
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HAS BECOME METTLESOME THAN
WE'D
ANTICIPATED.
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Orlaag: FALLING FOR A
CO-WORKER CAN ENSURE THE
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COLLAPSE OF ANY BUSINESS.
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Stampingston: YES.
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Orlaag: AND THE END WILL
SHORTLY FOLLOW.
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Selatcia: THE TIME TO
INTERVENE IS NEAR.
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KU-KU-KU-KU!
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PLAYING DARTS AND
DR-DR-DRINKING!
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Toki: YEAH, PLAYINGS DARTS
AND DRINKINGS!
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GOT IT!
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OH, KU-KU-KU-KU! TAG ME!
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Toki: I'M TAGGINGS YOU!
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OH, KU-KU-KU-KU! SHOOTING IT!
AAH!
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KU-KU-KU-UH-OH.
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[ RINGTONE PLAYS ]
Toki: MURDERFACE. IGNORE.
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YEAH, IGNORE THAT FAT FUCK
Murderface: HE FUCKING
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IGNORED ME!
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TOKI, IT'S MURDERFACE, UH,
FROM
THE BAND DETHKLOK.
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I GUESS WE'LL JUST CHECK YOUR
FACEFRIENDS PROFILE TO SEE
WHERE
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YOU ARE!
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WELL FUCKING EXHIBIT "A."
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TOKI IS ABSENT AGAIN.
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Charles: OKAY, WELL, LET'S
BEGIN THE -- WHY ARE YOU WEARING
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A SUIT?
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Murderface: PEOPLE LIKE US
WHO TAKE THEIR CAREER SERIOUSLY
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WEAR SUITS, UNLIKE TOKI OR
SKWISGAAR, FOR THAT MATTER, OR
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NATHAN OR PICKLES.
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Charles: LET'S FINALIZE THESE
CREDITS, OKAY?
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ABIGAIL, YOU STILL ON THE LINE?
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I've been here waiting and
waiting.
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Charles: GREAT -- YOUR CREDIT
IS THAT YOU CO-PRODUCED THE
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RECORD WITH DETHKLOK.
AM I RIGHT?
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Yeah. Anything else?
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Charles: NO.
Thanks. Bye.
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Nathan: OH, ABIGAIL, I, UH --
[ Dial tone ]
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IT'S NATHAN. WE'LL TALK LATER.
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Charles: OKAY, SO, NATHAN,
PICKLES, SKWISGAAR, YOU NEED TO
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SORT OUT YOUR USUAL STUFF.
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YOU GUYS WROTE --
Nathan: I'M SORRY.
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I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT
SOMETHING.
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CAN WE SAY THAT THE RECORD IS
PRODUCED BY ABIGAIL AND NATHAN?
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AND DETHKLOK?
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Charles: UH, WHY?
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YOU ARE IN DETHKLOK.
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YOU THINK YOU CO-PRODUCED IT
OUTSIDE OF BEING IN DETHKLOK?
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Nathan: YES. I THINK SO.
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ME -- NATHAN -- AND ABIGAIL,
AND
DETHKLOK PRODUCED THE RECORD.
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Skwisgaar: AND SKWISGAAR
DIDS, TOO.
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Pickles: PICKLES DID.
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Murderface: AND ME!
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Charles: SO YOU'RE SAYING
THAT YOU WANT IT TO SAY IT'S
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PRODUCED BY ABIGAIL AND DETHKLOK
AND NATHAN AND PICKLES AND
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SKWISGAAR AND MURDERFACE AND
TOKI --
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Murderface: NO. NO TOKI.
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HE CAN'T HAVE THAT CREDIT.
HE'S NOT HERE.
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Charles: WHY DON'T WE COME
BACK TO THAT?
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NATHAN, PICKLES, SKWISGAAR, YOU
WROTE AND ARRANGED EVERYTHING.
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LET'S JUST HAND YOUR SPECIAL
THANKS IN.
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LOOKS LIKE THIS ONE WAS PUT
TOGETHER SIMILAR TO THE OTHER
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ONES.
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IS THAT ABOUT RIGHT, YEAH?
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Together: YEAH.
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Murderface: NO WAY.
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LISTEN TO ME GOD DAMN IT.
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I'M NOT GONNA FALL VICTIM TO
ANOTHER OUT-SQUEEZING OF CREDIT.
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Nathan: YOU PLAY BASS.
YOU GET CREDIT FOR BASS.
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WHAT ELSE IS IT THAT YOU WANT?
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Murderface: I JUST DON'T PLAY
BASS.
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I SHOW UP WITH AN AMAZING
ATTITUDE, AND I PUT MY LIFE AND
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SOUL INTO THOSE BASS PARTS.
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Skwisgaar: YEAH, BUT WE CUT
YOUR STUFF AND I GOES IN AND
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REDOES MOST OF YOUR BASS
PLAYING.
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Pickles: YEAH, HIS CREDITS
SHOULD BE "SOME BASS PLAYED BY
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MURDERFACE."
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MAYBE WE CAN DO THAT.
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Nathan: YEAH, SOUNDS LIKE
YOU'RE GETTING MAYBE TOO MUCH
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CREDIT.
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Murderface: STOP! STOP IT!
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EVERYBODY, THIS IS ASININE!
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I DEMAND THE FOLLOWING --
ONE, EXECUTIVE-PRODUCER
CREDIT.
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TWO, CO-MANAGEMENT CREDIT.
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I CO-MANAGE THIS BAND!
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I FUCKING DO WHETHER YOU
REALIZE
IT OR NOT.
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LOOK AT MY SUIT!
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HUH?!
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THREE, BECAUSE OF MY REALLY
GOOD
ATTITUDE, I WANT 30% OF THE
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SONGWRITING PUBLISHING, AND I
WILL FUCKING NOT BUDGE ON THAT!
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Charles: UH...WELL, THEN, UH,
LET'S VOTE ON THIS.
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UH, GUYS?
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Nathan: NO.
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Murderface: WHAT?
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Charles: WAS THAT A VOTE FOR
THE VOTING OR WAS THAT THE
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ACTUAL VOTE?
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Nathan: THAT'S BOTH.
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Murderface: I WAS HERE FROM
THE BEGINNING GOD DAMN IT!
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Charles: OKAY.
MOVING ON.
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Murderface: NO!
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I HAVE ONE MORE NEGOTIATING
POINT.
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IF YOU DO NOT ACQUIESCE, I WILL
STARVE MYSELF TO DEATH AND I
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WILL KILL MYSELF.
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Nathan: SORRY TO HEAR THAT.
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Skwisgaar: YEAH, THAT'S...
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Pickles: YEAH, SORRY TO, YOU
KNOW, DO THAT.
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Murderface: YOU ASKED FOR IT,
DAMN IT.
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YOU'RE GONNA MISS ME!
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[ DOOR SLAMS ]
[ DOOR CREAKS ]
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Nathan: HI.
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Murderface: HOW LONG DOES IT
TAKE TO STARVE SOMEONE TO DEATH?
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Nathan: I'VE NEVER TRIED.
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I'VE NEVER SKIPPED A MEAL IN MY
LIFE.
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YOUR TRANSPORT TO ZIMBABWE
AWAITS.
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CHARLES.
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I'M EXPECTING THIS DINNER TO BE
WITHOUT FLAW.
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Charles: I CAN ASSURE YOU
THAT THIS WILL BE THE MOST
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DECADENT AND MEMORABLE MEAL
THAT
ANYONE AT THIS TABLE WILL HAVE
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EVER HAD.
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VERY GOOD.
I AM COUNTING ON YOU.
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Charles: OKAY, GUYS.
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THERE'S ASSIGNED SEATING.
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PLEASE OBSERVE THAT.
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AND REMEMBER, BE POLITE.
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TRY NOT TO CHEW WITH YOUR
MOUTHS
OPEN.
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DON'T REACH OVER THE TABLE.
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TASTE THE FOOD BEFORE YOU PUT
SALT ON IT.
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TAKE IT EASY ON THE ALCOHOL --
Nathan: HEY, THIS TURNED INTO
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NAZI GERMANY.
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Pickles: WHERE'S TOKI?
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HOW COME HE ISN'T HERE?
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Charles: HE WILL BE. I HOPE.
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I MEAN. OKAY.
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DEEP BREATH. LET'S DO THIS.
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Nathan: MAN, YOU'RE NERVOUS.
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Charles: NAH, IT'S --
Nathan: I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM
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NERVOUS BEFORE.
Charles: I'M FINE.
TOTALLY CALM.
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Nathan: NO, YOU'RE NOT.
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Charles: ALL RIGHT.
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Nathan: NO, YOU'RE NOT.
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THE FIRST COURSE!
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Nathan: ABIGAIL!
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HEY!
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WILL YOU EXCUSE ME FOR A
MOMENT, CHANCELLOR VANDERHORVEN?
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WHAT?
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Nathan: THIS IS DIFFERENT
THAN THE LAST TIME WE HUNG OUT.
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REMEMBER?
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I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
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Nathan: UH, THAT'S OKAY.
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WHAT?
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Nathan: WHAT?
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WHAT?
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Nathan: WHAT?
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WHAT?
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WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
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Nathan: I SAID, "WHAT?"
NO, YOU SAID WHAT?
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Nathan: I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
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I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
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Nathan: CAN'T HEAR YOU.
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OKAY.
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GOOD TALK.
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PARDON ME -- BLOOD ORANGE
FALCON EGG SALAD?
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Murderface: UH, NO THANKS.
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I'M STARVING MYSELF TO DEATH.
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OH, YOU'RE PROBABLY CONFUSED.
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SEE, THESE FUCKING ASSHOLES
WON'T GIVE ME THE CREDITS I
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FUCKING DESERVE, SO I'M
KILLING
MYSELF.
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HEY, CAN I GET SOME MORE WHITE
WINE OVER HERE?
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Nathan: HEY, IS TOKI EVEN
COMING TO THIS THING?
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WHAT THE FUCK
OOH! KU-KU-KU-KU!
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YUM, YUM, YUM, YUM, YUM, YUM!
DINNER TIME!
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Skwisgaar: THERE HE AMS.
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IT LOOKS LIKE HE BROUGHTS A
FRIENDS.
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WHO'S RINGING THAT DINNER
BELL?
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COULD IT BE YOU OR YOU OR YOU?
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Charles: OH, DEAR.
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UH, PLEASE EXCUSE ME FOR ONE
MOMENT.
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DR. ROCKSO'S SO HUNGRY, HE
COULD EAT AN OLD BOOT COVERED IN
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DONKEY CUM
Charles: DR. ROCKSO CAN'T BE
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HERE.
YOU GOT TO GET HIM OUT OF HERE.
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Toki: NO!
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Charles: TOKI, PLEASE.
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Toki: [ Crying ] NO!
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Charles: OKAY -- IT'S ALL
RIGHT.
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Toki: NO!
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Charles: OKAY, FINE, FINE,
FINE, FINE -- YOU WIN. YOU WIN.
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ENJOY THE DINNER, ROCKSO.
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PLEASE DO YOUR BEST TO BEHAVE
YOURSELVES.
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Toki: PICTURE TIMES,
DR. ROCKSO!
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OH, MAKE SURE AND TAG
DR. ROCKSO WITH THE SUIT MAN!
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RIGHT, SHOE SALESMAN?
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Nathan: ABIGAIL, WHO ARE
THOSE GUYS YOU'RE TALKING TO?
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ALL THOSE GUYS?
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I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
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Nathan: THEY JUST SEEM
LIKE -- ARE THEY BOTHERING YOU?
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I CANNOT HEAR YOU.
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Nathan: THEY'RE REALLY
TALKING A LOT.
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I JUST THINK THEY MAY BE --
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
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SAYING.
Nathan: OKAY. OKAY!
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Skwisgaar: UH, PICKLES.
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THAT COULD BE GETTINGS UGLY.
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Pickles: WHAT? WHAT'S HE --
Skwisgaar: MURDERFACE AMS
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STARVING HIMSELF OF FOOD BUT ALL
HE AMS DOINGS IS DRINKINGS ON AN
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EMPTYS STOMACHS.
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Murderface: I'VE BEEN HERE
LONGER THAN FUCKING TOKI.
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PFFFFT!
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THAT FUCKING DIRTY NORWEIGIAN
ASS!
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I COULD FUCKING KILL HIM!
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Charles: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO
BE STARVING YOURSELF.
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OH, GOD, GIVE ME THIS GLASS.
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Murderface: GET YOUR HANDS
OFF OF ME!
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WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? HIT ME?
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[ ALL GASP ]
Charles: OKAY.
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Toki: I'M TAGGINGS YOU!
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[ GLASS CLINKS ]
Nathan: EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME.
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CAN I HAVE EVERYONE'S ATTENTION?
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JUST WANT TO SAY A COUPLE OF
THINGS.
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Charles: OH, GOD, PLEASE.
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PLEASE, GOD.
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Nathan: I HAVE A SECRET TO,
UH, REVEAL.
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I, UH, THERE'S BEEN A BIT OF AN
INTEROFFICE RELATIONSHIP GOING
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ON, AND, UH, ABIGAIL AND
MYSELF
ARE AN ITEM.
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[ APPLAUSE ]
I JUST WANTED TO ANNOUNCE THAT.
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THANK YOU, EVERYONE. THANK YOU.
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YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL!
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[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
Pickles: NO!
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NO, NO, NO!
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NO, YOU CANNOT HAVE THIS, TOO,
YOU GREEDY, FAT ASSHOLE!
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YOU FUCKING
YOU DESTROYED THE RECORD.
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YOU FUCKING TAKE EVERYTHING YOU
SEE, AND YOU JUST TAKE AND YOU
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TAKE AND --
Murderface: HEY, HEY, HEY,
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HEY, HEY!
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Pickles: GET OFF OF ME!
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GET OFF OF ME!
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Murderface: WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA DO?
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HIT ME?
AAH!
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Pickles: GODDAMN IT!
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Murderface: THAT'S NOT
SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!
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Pickles: I'M FUCKING FUCKED.
FUCKING FUCKED OVER HERE.
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I GOT NOTHING.
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SO I'M GONNA FUCKING TAKE
MYSELF
THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.
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I FUCKING QUIT.
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I FUCKING QUIT!
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QUIT!
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QUIT!
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QUIT!
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00:11:04,252 --> 00:11:06,085
QUIT!
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QUIT!
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[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
Toki: I TAGGED YOU, PICKLE!
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