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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
Charles: ALL RIGHT, GUYS, WE
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GOT A LOT OF WORK TODAY.
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Nathan: HEY!
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IT REALLY SMELLS LIKE LEMONS IN
HERE.
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SOMEBODY JUST CLEAN THIS TABLE
WITH LEMONS?
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Toki: I AMS EATINGS LEMONS.
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THAT'S ME.
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Pickles: YOU'RE STILL EATING
LEMONS ALL THE TIME?
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Toki: I'MS CHALLENGING
MYSELF TO ENDURES THE FLAVORS,
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LIKES PUTTINGS YOUR HANDS OVER
AN OPENS FLAME.
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Skwisgaar: PICKLE, I FOUND
ONE OF YOUR DREADS IN THE
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HALLWAYS.
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UH, DO YOU WANTS IT BACK?
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Pickles: EH, YEAH, I, UH,
GUESS SO.
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Skwisgaar: OOPS.
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DROPPED IT IN MY CUPS OF
COFFEES.
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Nathan: DRINKING A LOT OF
COFFEE THESE DAYS, HUH?
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Charles: ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
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I JUST WANT TO GET STARTED.
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Nathan: YEAH, JUST GO.
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Charles: WE HAVE SOME
CONGRATULATIONS IN ORDER FOR
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MR. WILLIAM MURDERFACE, SITTING
AT THE TABLE HERE.
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YOU ARE BEING HONORED AT THIS
YEAR'S BRUTALIES AWARD CEREMONY.
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Murderface: YEAH, THAT'S
RIGHT.
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GOOD TO SEE SHIT FINALLY
CHANGING AROUND HERE, AND I'M
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GETTING SOME RESPECT.
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NOW, WHAT ARE THESE BRUTALIES?
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Charles: I DON'T KNOW.
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I MEAN, NO ONE'S GOTTEN BACK TO
ME ON THAT.
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BUT DETHKLOK IS GONNA PLAY
THERE, AND THEY'RE GOING TO GIVE
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YOU A LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT
AWARD FOR BEING THE MOST
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BRUTAL-LOOKING MUSICIAN EVER.
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Nathan: CAN'T REALLY TELL IF
THAT'S AN AWARD OR A PUBLIC
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INSULT.
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Skwisgaar: IF YOU THINKS
ABOUT IT, IT AMS AN AWARD FOR
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BEINGS THE MOST UGLYS HUMANS IN
THE WORLDS.
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Nathan: THEY'RE, LIKE, SAYING
YOU'RE BAD AT BEING HANDSOME,
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BUT IT'S AN AWARD IF THEY'RE
SAYING YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT
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BEING UGLY, SO CONGRATULATIONS.
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Skwisgaar: YEAH,
CONGRATULATIONS.
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Pickles: YEAH,
CONGRATULATIONS.
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Charles: YOU'RE OKAY WITH
THAT, RIGHT?
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Murderface: OKAY WITH IT?
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I FUCKING LOVE IT!
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REALLY, THIS IS AWESOME.
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IF YOU ALL WILL EXCUSE ME FOR A
MOMENT.
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Nathan: YOU'RE BAD AT BEING
HANDSOME.
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Murderface: KEEP IT TOGETHER.
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Toki: IF I GOTS THAT AWARD,
I'D FUCKINGS KILL MYSELF.
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Pickles: DUDE, YOU'RE UGLY.
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DUDE.
Toki: KILLS MYSELF.
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Pickles: DUDE.
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Toki: AND KILLS MYSELF.
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Pickles: DUDE.
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Toki: FUNKINGS KILLS MYSELF.
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Pickles: DUDE.
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Murderface: I'LL SHOW
EVERYONE.
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I'M GOING TO TRANSFORM MYSELF
INTO THE MOST HANDSOME MOTHER
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FUCKER THEY'VE EVER LAID EYES
ON!
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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK
♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK
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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK
♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK!
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DETHKLOK! ♪
Murderface: OH, I'M
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PERSONALLY OKAY WITH MYSELF,
BUT...
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JUST TAKE THE PEN AND DRAW ON
THE AREAS THAT YOU THINK COULD
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USE SOME CORRECTIONS.
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[ MARKER SQUEAKING ]
Murderface: DO YOU HAVE
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ANOTHER MARKER?
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WHOA.
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MISSED A SPOT.
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Murderface: OKAY, DOC.
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I'M GONNA LEVEL WITH YOU.
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I HATE MYSELF.
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I FUCKING HATE MYSELF.
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MR. MURDERFACE, WE HAVE THE
ABILITY TO TAKE YOU -- A BEAST
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DAMNED BY THE GODS, A GROTESQUE
ABOMINATION DOOMED TO SPEND HIS
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LIFE AS A WANDERING
MONSTROSITY -- AND TRANSFORM YOU
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INTO A BREATHTAKING ADONIS,
CHISELED IN MARBLE FROM A CHURCH
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IN HEAVEN.
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ALL IT TAKES IS MONEY.
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HERE'S THE ESTIMATE.
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Murderface: [ GROANS ]
Stampingston: GENTLEMEN, IT
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SEEMS THAT WILLIAM MURDERFACE IS
GETTING SOME "WORK" DONE.
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HERE TO TALK ABOUT THE CULTURAL
OBSESSION WITH COSMETIC SURGERY
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IS SPECIALIST
DR. ALSAJAHBFIFBORGILTK.
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TRYING TO IMPROVE THE UNJUST
GENETIC HAND DEALT TO YOU
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THROUGH EXPENSIVE COSMETIC
ENHANCEMENTS CAN LEAD TO
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HORRIFYING RESULTS.
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THE AVERAGE MAN, AFTER COSMETIC
PROCEDURE, WILL END UP LOOKING
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LIKE A WOMAN, A LARGE GAME
ANIMAL, AN ALIEN, EVEN A
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CHILDREN'S PUPPET.
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BUT THE REAL CATASTROPHE WILL
OCCUR IF MURDERFACE SUCCEEDS AT
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BECOMING "HANDSOMEFACE."
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Crozier: OUR IN-HOUSE
SPECIALIST HAS CONCOCTED THESE
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IMAGES OF WHAT
WILLIAM MURDERFACE WOULD LOOK
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LIKE SHOULD HE GO THROUGH WITH
THIS PROCEDURE.
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MURDERFACE IS DETHKLOK'S
ZERO ON THE YARDSTICK OF
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ATTRACTIVENESS TO WHICH ALL
OTHER BAND MEMBERS COMPARE
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THEMSELVES.
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SHOULD THIS CHANGE, IT COULD SET
OFF A SERIES OF GRUESOME
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ATTEMPTS AT SELF-IMPROVEMENT
THAT END IN DETHKLOK LOSING
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THEIR SENSE OF SELF AND THE
RESPECT OF ALL MANKIND.
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Orlaag: IS THE HAND OF THE
COSMETIC SURGEON ALSO THE HAND
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OF GOD?
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PERHAPS.
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Selatcia: LET US SEE WHERE IT
TAKES US.
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Toki: HURRYS UP, NATHAN.
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Nathan: HOLD ON.
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I'M GETTING A SNACK.
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♪ HOT AIR BALLOON
Nathan: [ GRUNTS ]
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IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH
THIS HOT TUB?
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THIS PARTICULAR HOT TUB IS
NOT KNOWN TO WITHSTAND THAT MUCH
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WEIGHT, MY LORD.
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Nathan: [ SCOFFS ]
WELL, SOMEONE SHOULD CALL THE
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COMPANY AND, YOU KNOW -- AND
IT'S POOR MANUFACTURING.
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AND IT APPEARS AS IF THE
DRAIN IS CLOGGED WITH COFFEE
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GROUNDS, LEMON RINDS, AND A
CLUSTER OF DREADLOCKS.
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Pickles: EW.
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CLOGGED?
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THAT'S JUST POOR MANUFACTURING.
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YOUR DREADS, SIRE.
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Pickles: JUST GIVE ME THAT
BACK.
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Murderface: WELL, JUST MOVE
SOME MONEY AROUND OR SOMETHING!
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LOOK, WILLIAM.
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AS YOUR BUSINESS MANAGER, I HAVE
TO WARN YOU, THIS IS NOT A GOOD
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TIME FOR YOU TO HAVE AN
EXPENSIVE ELECTIVE SURGERY.
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Murderface: YOU'VE GOT TO BE
SHITTING ME.
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I'M THE BASSIST FOR DETHKLOK.
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NO, I KNOW, BUT YOU JUST LOST
A LOT OF MONEY.
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DO YOU NOT REMEMBER THIS?
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YOU WERE DRUNK.
YOU TRIPPED ON AN ESCALATOR...
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Murderface: YEAH, I TRIPPED
ON AN ESCALATOR.
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...WHILE YOU WERE SHOPPING
FOR SCENTED CANDLES.
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Murderface: YES, 'CAUSE I
LOVE SCENTED CANDLES.
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AND THEN YOUR OVERCALCIFIED
FACE INJURED A BABY.
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Murderface: OH.
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WELL, THAT CIVIL SUIT FROM
THE INCIDENT WIPED YOU OUT,
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COMPLETELY, OKAY?
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Murderface: THAT BABY HAD A
GREAT LAWYER.
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AMAZING LAWYER.
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Murderface: GOD, HE WAS GOOD.
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WASN'T HE GOOD?
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FIND ANOTHER WAY TO GET THE
MONEY.
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Murderface: FUCK
Nathan: MOVE MY FEET DOWN A
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LITTLE BIT MORE.
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MOVE MY HEAD UP HIGHER.
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HOW'S THAT, SIRE?
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Nathan: NOW, BRING THE PIECE
OF PIZZA CLOSER TO MY HEAD.
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Murderface: HEY, NATHAN.
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CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE?
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AND HOW'S THAT, SIRE?
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Murderface: [ CLEARS THROAT ]
Nathan: GETTING BETTER,
GETTING WARMER.
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IS THAT ADEQUATE, SIRE?
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Murderface: FUCK OFF!
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YES, SIRE.
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Murderface: NATHAN, PAL.
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GOOD OLD NATHAN.
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AW, MAN, LOOK AT THOSE
SHOULDERS.
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CAPTAIN OF THE SHIP.
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WHAT'S HAPPENING, MAN?
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NATHAN, I WANT YOU TO LOOK AT
ME.
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ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME?
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Nathan: KIND OF.
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Murderface: I'M GONNA TELL
YOU A SAD TALE.
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Nathan: OH, GOD.
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Murderface: IMAGINE A CHILD
SO HORRIFIC-LOOKING...
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Nathan: UH-HUH.
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Murderface: ...THAT HE DROVE
HIS PARENTS TO MURDER-SUICIDE.
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Nathan: YEAH, YOU, RIGHT?
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Murderface: [ GROANS ]
IMAGINE A MAN WITH SO LITTLE
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SELF-ESTEEM...
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Nathan: YOU.
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Murderface: ...THAT HE LOOKS
AND ACTS LIKE ME.
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Nathan: YOU.
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Murderface: WELL, THAT MAN IS
ME.
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Nathan: I'M GLAD WE HAD,
UH...
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THIS LITTLE CHAT.
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[ ENGINE WHIRRING ]
SEE YOU LATER.
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Murderface: YOU'RE JUST NOT
GETTING IT.
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LISTEN.
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Nathan: DO YOU WANT TO BORROW
SOME MONEY?
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JUST SAY IT!
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Murderface: YES, I WANT TO
BORROW SOME MONEY, BUT --
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Nathan: I'LL GIVE YOU
ANYTHING JUST TO GET YOU AWAY
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FROM ME, ALL RIGHT?
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Murderface: I WON'T FORGET
THIS, PAL.
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I'M HAVING SOME WORK DONE DOWN
IN TIJUANA.
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SHH. DON'T TELL THE OTHERS.
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IT'S OUR SECRET, YOU KNOW,
'CAUSE IT'S COST EFFECTIVE NOW.
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Nathan: GET OUT OF HERE!
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Murderface: I'M SORRY.
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IS THAT SOMEONE'S DOG?
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ CROWD GASPS ]
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ CROWD GASPS ]
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DESPIERTA DE.
DESPIERTA DE.
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DESPIERTA DE!
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Murderface: AM I HANDSOME?
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Toki: ALL RIGHT, CHECKS IT
OUT.
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"CELEBRITY SNAPSDOWN" IS ON.
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Nathan: WONDER WHAT SHITHEADS
ARE GONNA FUCKING FAIL THIS
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TIME.
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AND FINALLY, THIS WEEK ON
"CELEBRITY SNAPDOWN," NUMBER
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ONE IN THE CATEGORY OF AGING
ROCKERS IS...
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Nathan: HERE GOES NOTHING.
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THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD.
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Pickles: WHO'S IT GONNA BE?
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...DETHKLOK!
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FAT.
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BALD.
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COFFEE-STAINED TEETH.
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AND THIN LEMON LIPPED.
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THESE ROCK-'N'-ROLL GARGOYLES
ARE NOT MAKING PEACE WITH
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AGING.
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WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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Skwisgaar: WELLS, AT LEAST WE
AIN'T AS HORRIBLE LOOKING AS,
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YOU KNOW, WILLIAMS MURDERFACE.
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Pickles: YEAH, WHERE IS THAT
UGLY TUB OF GOOP, ANYWAY?
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Nathan: HE'S IN TIJUANA
GETTING A BUNCH OF COSMETIC
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PROCEDURES DONE SO HE CAN BE
HANDSOME AND CONFIDENT, BUT
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THAT'S A SECRET, SO YOU CAN'T
TELL ANYBODY.
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Skwisgaar: WAITS A MINUTE.
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IF HE AMS GONNA BECOME HANDSOME
AND CONFIDENT, THEN WHERE DOES
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THAT PUT US?
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Pickles: THAT MAKES US
GARGOYLES THAT ARE GOING BALD.
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00:08:44,377 --> 00:08:45,669
Nathan: THAT'S NOT GOOD.
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00:08:45,752 --> 00:08:47,669
WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING ABOUT
THIS.
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00:08:47,752 --> 00:08:51,460
TONIGHT, THE BRUTALIES,
FEATURING DETHKLOK.
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00:08:51,543 --> 00:08:54,794
AND BEING HONORED, HE'S BRUTAL
AND UGLIER THAN A GARBAGE CAN
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00:08:54,877 --> 00:08:57,627
FILLED WITH BURNING SHIT
WILLIAM MURDERFACE.
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00:08:57,710 --> 00:09:00,627
SO, WITHOUT ANY FURTHER ADO,
THE BRUTALIES!
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00:09:00,710 --> 00:09:04,335
Nathan: [ GRUNTS ]
I CAN'T FUCKING BREATHE IN THIS
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00:09:04,418 --> 00:09:05,794
THING, BUT I LOOK GOOD.
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00:09:05,877 --> 00:09:07,585
I HAVE AN HOURGLASS FIGURE.
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00:09:07,669 --> 00:09:10,752
Toki: WELL, MY LIPS ARE FULL
AND WONDERFULS AND FILLED WITH
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00:09:10,835 --> 00:09:11,669
COLLAGENS AND FATS FROM MY ASS.
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00:09:11,752 --> 00:09:15,293
I LOOKS LIKE A YOUNG
FRANCIS FORDS COPPOLA.
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00:09:15,377 --> 00:09:16,627
Skwisgaar: YEAH, YOU DOES.
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00:09:16,710 --> 00:09:17,210
COFFEE, SIRE.
Skwisgaar: YES, THANKS.
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00:09:18,252 --> 00:09:19,085
AAH!
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00:09:19,168 --> 00:09:22,377
MY TEETHS AMS SENSITIVES FROM
THE BLEACHING.
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00:09:22,460 --> 00:09:24,835
Pickles: EVEN THOUGH MY SCALP
IS ITCHY AND SWEATY, I HAVE THE
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00:09:24,919 --> 00:09:30,460
APPEARANCE OF A YOUNG SCHOOLGIRL
WITH A FULL HEAD OF HAIR.
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00:09:30,543 --> 00:09:32,126
Skwisgaar: LOOKINGS GOOD,
PICKLES.
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00:09:32,210 --> 00:09:33,335
Pickles: THANKS.
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00:09:33,418 --> 00:09:35,377
Nathan: THERE'S NO WAY WE CAN
BE THE UGLIEST MEMBERS OF THE
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00:09:35,460 --> 00:09:35,669
BAND NOW.
NO WAY.
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00:09:36,752 --> 00:09:39,418
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
Murderface: I THINK YOU'RE
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00:09:39,502 --> 00:09:40,669
VERY WRONG ABOUT THAT.
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00:09:40,752 --> 00:09:43,919
FOR YOU SEE, UNDERNEATH THIS
MASK, I'M HANDSOME NOW.
249
00:09:44,043 --> 00:09:48,835
I'M GOING TO SHOW ALL THESE UGLY
MONSTERS WHAT HANDSOME REALLY
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00:09:48,919 --> 00:09:49,710
IS.
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00:09:49,794 --> 00:09:53,543
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
AND NOW, VOTED MOST
252
00:09:53,627 --> 00:10:00,210
BRUTAL-LOOKING MUSICIAN,
WILLIAM MURDERFACE!
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00:10:00,293 --> 00:10:06,460
[ APPLAUSE ]
Murderface: THANK YOU FOR
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00:10:06,543 --> 00:10:09,710
THIS CRUEL AND HUMILIATING
AWARD, BUT I HAVE AN INTERESTING
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00:10:09,794 --> 00:10:11,168
PIECE OF NEWS.
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00:10:11,252 --> 00:10:12,752
I AM NO LONGER UGLY!
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00:10:12,835 --> 00:10:17,335
[ AUDIENCE MURMURING ]
I AM, IN FACT, HANDSOME.
258
00:10:17,418 --> 00:10:20,460
[ AUDIENCE MURMURING ]
YOU SUCK!
259
00:10:20,543 --> 00:10:23,460
Murderface: I DON'T SUCK,
FOR YOU SUCK.
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00:10:23,543 --> 00:10:28,210
AND YOU WILL ALWAYS SUCK BECAUSE
YOU ARE UGLY, AND I AM NOT.
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00:10:28,293 --> 00:10:33,502
I AM BETTER THAN YOU, SO YOU
SHALL SUCK MY FAT SACK AND
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00:10:33,585 --> 00:10:37,418
BEHOLD A BEAUTIFUL, CONFIDENT
WORK OF ART.
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00:10:37,502 --> 00:10:38,669
BEHOLD!
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00:10:38,752 --> 00:10:42,210
WILLIAM HANDSOMEFACE!
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00:10:42,293 --> 00:10:44,293
[ SCREAMS ]
OH, MY GOD. IT'S HORRIBLE.
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00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:46,418
Murderface: WHAT'S GOING ON
HERE?
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00:10:46,502 --> 00:10:48,377
[ SCREAMS ]
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00:10:50,335 --> 00:10:52,293
Pickles: HIS FACE IS
INFECTED!
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00:10:52,377 --> 00:10:55,293
Nathan: HE'S A FUCKING
MONSTER.
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00:10:55,377 --> 00:10:56,877
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
Pickles: HE'S COMING OVER
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00:10:56,961 --> 00:10:57,377
HERE!
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00:10:57,460 --> 00:10:59,252
Murderface: PICKLES!
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00:10:59,335 --> 00:11:00,502
Pickles: GET AWAY FROM ME!
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00:11:00,585 --> 00:11:01,335
Nathan: OH, MY GOD!
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00:11:01,418 --> 00:11:03,252
Pickles: THROW YOUR COFFEE AT
HIM!
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