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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,877 --> 00:00:09,502 AND THE DEATH SONG OF THE MAN WHO STANDS BEHIND SHADOWS BEGAN. 2 00:00:09,585 --> 00:00:11,460 Charles: SO, I'M GONNA BE OUT OF TOWN FOR A FEW DAYS. 3 00:00:11,543 --> 00:00:13,460 UH, PICKLES, NATHAN, I'M TRUSTING THE TWO OF YOU TO KEEP 4 00:00:13,543 --> 00:00:15,126 AN EYE ON THE REST OF THE BAND WHILE I'M GONE, OKAY? 5 00:00:15,210 --> 00:00:16,877 Nathan: WHY DO WE HAVE TO BE IN CHARGE? 6 00:00:16,961 --> 00:00:18,627 Charles: 'CAUSE YOU TWO ARE THE MOST RESPONSIBLE. 7 00:00:18,710 --> 00:00:20,627 Nathan: THAT'S BULLSHIT Pickles: YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE, 8 00:00:20,710 --> 00:00:21,460 NOT US! Nathan: FUCKING CALL US RESPONSIBLE. 9 00:00:22,543 --> 00:00:24,126 Charles: WELL, YOU ARE THE MOST RESPONSIBLE. 10 00:00:24,210 --> 00:00:25,543 Nathan: YEAH, WELL FUCK YOU, TOO. 11 00:00:25,627 --> 00:00:26,126 Charles: ALL RIGHT. 12 00:00:26,210 --> 00:00:27,293 SEE YOU WHEN I GET BACK. 13 00:00:27,377 --> 00:00:28,126 Murderface: AGH! 14 00:00:28,210 --> 00:00:30,043 ARE WE HAVING SUGAR-FREE PUDDING AGAIN?! 15 00:00:30,126 --> 00:00:32,961 Skwisgaar: WE CAN'TS HAVE SUGARS BECAUSE A CERTAIN 16 00:00:33,043 --> 00:00:34,085 SOMEONES AMS DIABETICS. 17 00:00:34,168 --> 00:00:35,627 Toki: OKAY, GUYS, I'LL, UH, BE SEEINGS YOUS. 18 00:00:35,710 --> 00:00:36,460 Nathan: WAIT A MINUTE. 19 00:00:36,543 --> 00:00:38,002 WHERE EXACTLY DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? 20 00:00:38,085 --> 00:00:40,794 Toki: I'M GOINGS TO ROCK-A-ROONI FANTASY CAMPS. 21 00:00:40,877 --> 00:00:44,126 Nathan: ROCK-A-ROONI FANTASY CAMP? 22 00:00:44,210 --> 00:00:45,335 Pickles: OH, RIGHT. 23 00:00:45,418 --> 00:00:48,002 THAT'S THE FANTASY CAMP WHERE, YOU KNOW, REGULAR DILDOS HANG 24 00:00:48,085 --> 00:00:48,669 OUT AND PLAY WITH ROCK STARS. 25 00:00:48,752 --> 00:00:50,002 Nathan: OHHH! YEAH, YEAH. 26 00:00:50,085 --> 00:00:52,585 Pickles: WELL, THAT'S GREAT, TOKI. 27 00:00:52,669 --> 00:00:53,961 YOU'RE GONNA BE A COUNSELOR. 28 00:00:54,043 --> 00:00:54,627 THAT'S COOL. Toki: COUNSCILS? 29 00:00:55,335 --> 00:00:56,418 I'MS GOINGS TO BE A CAMPER. 30 00:00:56,502 --> 00:00:59,585 Skwisgaar: WHY GOES TO A CAMPS WITH FAKES ROCK STARS WHEN 31 00:00:59,669 --> 00:01:00,710 YOU ACTUALLY AMS ONES? 32 00:01:00,794 --> 00:01:02,961 Toki: I DON'T WANTS TO GO TO BE A ROCK STAR. 33 00:01:03,043 --> 00:01:06,877 I WANTS TO GO TO CAMP SO THAT I CAN MAKES FRIENDS. 34 00:01:06,961 --> 00:01:08,669 Pickles: I JUST, UH, OKAY. 35 00:01:08,752 --> 00:01:09,835 HAVE FUN. 36 00:01:09,919 --> 00:01:12,002 ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK 37 00:01:12,085 --> 00:01:15,126 ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! 38 00:01:15,210 --> 00:01:15,252 DETHKLOK! ♪ Nathan: DID YOU REMEMBER TO 39 00:01:16,085 --> 00:01:17,418 DETHKLOK! ♪ Nathan: DID YOU REMEMBER TO 40 00:01:18,293 --> 00:01:18,835 PACK YOUR DEADY BEAR? 41 00:01:18,919 --> 00:01:20,043 Toki: YEPS. 42 00:01:20,126 --> 00:01:20,794 Nathan: YOU GOT YOUR FLUORIDE WHORE'S-BLOOD EXTRA-WHITENING 43 00:01:20,877 --> 00:01:22,752 TOOTHPASTE WITH FLAVOR CRYSTALS? 44 00:01:22,835 --> 00:01:23,669 Toki: YEPS. 45 00:01:23,752 --> 00:01:25,293 Nathan: YOU GOT YOUR PENTAGRAHAM CRACKERS? 46 00:01:25,377 --> 00:01:26,210 Toki: YEPS. Nathan: YOU GOT YOUR SEVERED-FINGER PAINTS? 47 00:01:26,710 --> 00:01:27,669 Toki: YEPS. 48 00:01:27,752 --> 00:01:29,835 Nathan: GOT YOUR "DANTE'S INFERNO -- SEVEN LAYERS 49 00:01:29,919 --> 00:01:30,710 "OF HELL" COLORING BOOK? 50 00:01:30,794 --> 00:01:31,877 Toki: YEPS. 51 00:01:31,961 --> 00:01:33,460 Nathan: GOT YOUR "MY LITTLE DISEMBOWELED PONY" LUNCH BOX? 52 00:01:33,543 --> 00:01:34,543 Toki: YEPS. 53 00:01:34,627 --> 00:01:36,252 Nathan: YOU GOT YOUR ROCK-A-ROONI DISGUISE SO NO ONE 54 00:01:36,335 --> 00:01:37,377 KNOWS WHO YOU ARE? 55 00:01:37,460 --> 00:01:38,877 Toki: YEPS, AS LONG AS I WEARS THIS, NO ONES WILL KNOWS 56 00:01:38,961 --> 00:01:39,502 THAT I'M FAMOUS. 57 00:01:39,585 --> 00:01:40,710 Nathan: GOOD. 58 00:01:40,794 --> 00:01:42,502 AND, OF COURSE, YOU GOT YOUR INSULIN AND YOUR NEEDLES, RIGHT? 59 00:01:42,585 --> 00:01:43,669 Toki: YEPS, NEVERS LEAVES MY SIDES. 60 00:01:43,752 --> 00:01:47,460 Nathan: HEY, I GOT YOU A LITTLE GIFT SO YOU DON'T FORGET 61 00:01:47,543 --> 00:01:48,877 US WHILE YOU'RE HAVING FUN. 62 00:01:48,961 --> 00:01:50,585 Toki: WOWEE. 63 00:01:52,627 --> 00:01:53,335 THANKS, NATHAN. 64 00:01:53,418 --> 00:01:55,585 THIS SNOW GLOBES MEANS A LOTS TO ME. 65 00:01:55,669 --> 00:01:56,502 SEES YA! 66 00:01:56,585 --> 00:01:57,627 [ CAR DOOR SHUTS ] [ TIRES SQUEAL ] 67 00:01:57,710 --> 00:01:58,627 Murderface: FINALLY. 68 00:01:58,710 --> 00:02:00,794 I THOUGHT THAT FUCKING ASSHOLE WOULD NEVER LEAVE! 69 00:02:00,877 --> 00:02:01,919 Skwisgaar: YEAH, THE STUPID LINGERINGS DIABETICS. 70 00:02:02,002 --> 00:02:04,669 Murderface: WHAT A DIRTY PIECE OF SHIT 71 00:02:04,752 --> 00:02:05,543 Pickles: OKAY, YOU TWO! 72 00:02:05,627 --> 00:02:09,585 DO NOT TALK ABOUT YOUR BANDMATE LIKE THAT. 73 00:02:09,669 --> 00:02:10,335 SHAME ON YOU! 74 00:02:10,418 --> 00:02:12,168 Murderface: [ SIGHS ] SKWISGAAR. 75 00:02:12,252 --> 00:02:16,210 THAT DIABETIC, BABY TATTLETALE ALWAYS GETS US IN TROUBLE, 76 00:02:16,293 --> 00:02:16,669 RIGHT? 77 00:02:16,752 --> 00:02:17,794 Skwisgaar: YEAH. 78 00:02:17,877 --> 00:02:19,585 Murderface: NOW THAT HE'S GONE, WE CAN DO WHATEVER WE 79 00:02:19,669 --> 00:02:20,835 WANT. 80 00:02:20,919 --> 00:02:24,085 Stampingston: GENTLEMEN, IT APPEARS AS IF TOKI WARTOOTH WILL 81 00:02:24,168 --> 00:02:26,002 BE ATTENDING ROCK-A-ROONI FANTASY CAMP. 82 00:02:26,085 --> 00:02:29,168 HERE TO SPEAK MORE ON THE SUBJECT IS 83 00:02:29,252 --> 00:02:30,919 DR. BARTHOLOMEW GRAHSRIHAJUL. 84 00:02:31,002 --> 00:02:32,418 WHAT IS ROCK-A-ROONI FANTASY CAMP? 85 00:02:32,502 --> 00:02:36,627 IT'S A MAGICAL HAVEN WHERE REGULAR JACK-OFFS ARE ALLOWED 86 00:02:36,710 --> 00:02:38,835 TO PLAY MUSIC WITH ROCK-'N'-ROLL ROYALTY. 87 00:02:38,919 --> 00:02:41,002 INCLUDED IN THE STANDARD ROCK-A-ROONI FANTASY CAMP 88 00:02:41,085 --> 00:02:43,460 PACKAGE, YOU'LL FIND THESE AMAZING BENEFITS -- ROCK STARS 89 00:02:43,543 --> 00:02:45,877 WILL BE FORCED TO LIVE WITH YOU IN A PERSONAL DORMITORY 90 00:02:45,961 --> 00:02:47,210 ROOM. 91 00:02:47,293 --> 00:02:48,002 YOU'LL BE ABLE TO SHOWER WITH ROCK STARS AND BOTHER THEM AS 92 00:02:48,085 --> 00:02:50,502 THEY TRY TO GET THROUGH THEIR DAY. 93 00:02:50,585 --> 00:02:53,085 DURING YOUR THREE-DAY STAY, YOU'LL BE PLACED INTO A ROCK 94 00:02:53,168 --> 00:02:55,919 GROUP WITH YOUR OWN ROCK-A-ROONI COUNSELOR, YOU'LL JAM WITH ROCK 95 00:02:56,002 --> 00:02:58,752 STARS, AND, YES, YOU WILL PLAY A FINAL PERFORMANCE IN FRONT OF A 96 00:02:58,835 --> 00:03:00,752 SOLD-OUT CROWD. 97 00:03:00,835 --> 00:03:02,752 FRIENDS AND FAMILY WILL GAZE UPON YOUR GLORY. 98 00:03:02,835 --> 00:03:04,293 YOU WILL INVITE THOSE THAT DOUBTED YOU IN LIFE AND SHOW 99 00:03:04,377 --> 00:03:07,418 THOSE MOTHERFICKERS WHO YOU REALLY ARE -- A PRETEND ROCK 100 00:03:07,502 --> 00:03:08,627 STAR. 101 00:03:08,710 --> 00:03:12,252 AND WHEN YOU RETURN HOME TO YOUR REGULAR LIFE, YOUR WIFE WILL 102 00:03:12,335 --> 00:03:15,293 SUCK YOUR DICK SO HARD. 103 00:03:15,377 --> 00:03:19,627 Selatcia: WE SHALL WAIT AND SEE WHAT THIS FANTASY HAS TO 104 00:03:19,710 --> 00:03:20,669 OFFER. 105 00:03:20,752 --> 00:03:22,627 ALL RIGHT, CAMPERS! 106 00:03:22,710 --> 00:03:24,961 I JUST WANT TO KNOW ONE THING BEFORE WE GET STARTED! 107 00:03:25,043 --> 00:03:28,168 ARE YOU READY TO ROCK-A-ROONI?! 108 00:03:28,252 --> 00:03:29,794 Toki: OH, YEAH! 109 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:32,835 WELL, THEN, YOU CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE BECAUSE 110 00:03:32,919 --> 00:03:36,502 ROCK 'N' ROLL-A-ROONI IS WHAT ROCK-A-ROONI FANTASY CAMP IS ALL 111 00:03:36,585 --> 00:03:37,252 ABOUT! 112 00:03:37,335 --> 00:03:38,835 NOW, LET'S GET THINGS STARTED. 113 00:03:38,919 --> 00:03:40,961 LET'S INTRODUCE OURSELVES. 114 00:03:41,043 --> 00:03:41,752 HI. 115 00:03:41,835 --> 00:03:44,002 MY NAME IS GREG, AND GUESS WHAT. 116 00:03:44,085 --> 00:03:45,210 I'VE GOT A CASE OF THE BLUES. 117 00:03:45,293 --> 00:03:50,585 [ GUITAR RIFF ] [ LIGHT CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 118 00:03:50,669 --> 00:03:51,669 I-I'M NOT JOKING. 119 00:03:51,752 --> 00:03:52,502 I REALLY, REALLY AM DEPRESSED. 120 00:03:52,585 --> 00:03:54,669 [ Dutch accent ] MY NAME IS LUDVIK. 121 00:03:54,752 --> 00:03:55,377 AND I AM THE GREATEST. 122 00:03:55,460 --> 00:03:57,210 [ GUITAR RIFF ] I AM DONE. CLAP! 123 00:04:03,168 --> 00:04:07,502 [ LOUD CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] Toki: HELLOS, EVERYONES. 124 00:04:07,585 --> 00:04:12,877 MY NAMES AMS TOK-- A-ROONI WAR-- A-ROONI-TOOTHS. 125 00:04:12,961 --> 00:04:16,293 I-I AMS DIABETIC. 126 00:04:16,377 --> 00:04:19,585 [ EXHALES DEEPLY ] DON'T WORRY. 127 00:04:19,669 --> 00:04:24,335 I'MS JUST LIKE YOU EXCEPTS I NEEDS MY INSULIN SHOTS EVERY 128 00:04:24,418 --> 00:04:24,919 DAYS. 129 00:04:25,002 --> 00:04:27,210 OTHERWISE, I'LL DIE. 130 00:04:27,293 --> 00:04:31,126 BUT DON'TS LETS THATS STOP YOU FROMS COMING UPS TO ME AND 131 00:04:31,210 --> 00:04:35,210 SHARINGS AND GETTINGS CLOSE 'CAUSE I'MS LOOKING FORWARDS TO 132 00:04:35,293 --> 00:04:39,210 SHARINGS MY HEARTS WITH ALL OF YOUS ANDS BECOMINGS FRIENDS 133 00:04:39,293 --> 00:04:40,919 FOREVER. 134 00:04:41,002 --> 00:04:44,710 I LOVES YOU ALL, AND I WOULDS LITERALLY DIES FOR EACH AND 135 00:04:44,794 --> 00:04:47,126 EVERY ONES OF Y-- OHH! FAGGOT 136 00:04:47,210 --> 00:04:50,043 [ LAUGHS ] [ LAUGHTER ] 137 00:04:50,126 --> 00:04:55,377 Toki: [ LAUGHS HESITANTLY ] YEAH, I CAN SEES YOU ALL GOTS A 138 00:04:55,460 --> 00:04:57,043 WONDERFUL SENSES OF HUMOR. 139 00:04:57,126 --> 00:05:03,252 [ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ] OKAY. 140 00:05:03,335 --> 00:05:04,002 Nathan: AW. 141 00:05:04,085 --> 00:05:05,252 MISS THE LITTLE GUY ALREADY, HEH. 142 00:05:19,418 --> 00:05:21,794 [ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ] WAIT. WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING? 143 00:05:21,877 --> 00:05:23,585 STOP PLAYING! 144 00:05:23,669 --> 00:05:24,377 STOP PLAYING! 145 00:05:24,460 --> 00:05:25,794 THAT'S NOT THE DRUM PATTERN. 146 00:05:25,877 --> 00:05:28,085 I DIDN'T TELL YOU TO MAKE IT YOUR OWN, ASSHOLE. 147 00:05:28,168 --> 00:05:30,126 [ GLASS SHATTERS ] NOW, WHY DON'T YOU ALL SHUT THE 148 00:05:30,210 --> 00:05:32,710 FUCK UP AND LISTEN TO ME, AND LET'S PLAY SOME FUCKING MU-- 149 00:05:32,794 --> 00:05:33,919 Nathan: HEY. 150 00:05:34,043 --> 00:05:34,961 TAKE IT EASY. 151 00:05:35,043 --> 00:05:36,877 THIS ISN'T JUST YOUR BAND. 152 00:05:36,961 --> 00:05:37,961 IT'S OUR BAND. 153 00:05:38,043 --> 00:05:39,877 WITHOUT ME, YOU GUYS SUCK! 154 00:05:39,961 --> 00:05:43,335 Nathan: YOU NEED TO RELAX. 155 00:05:43,418 --> 00:05:44,669 YOU'RE SOUNDING CRAZY. 156 00:05:44,752 --> 00:05:47,919 I'M CRAZY. 157 00:05:48,002 --> 00:05:51,710 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT CRAZY EVEN LOOKS LIKE! 158 00:05:51,794 --> 00:05:53,085 AAAAAH! 159 00:06:00,835 --> 00:06:03,168 Nathan: [ GRUNTING ] WE MADE A DECISION. 160 00:06:03,252 --> 00:06:09,210 YOU'RE NOT IN DETHKLOK ANYMORE. 161 00:06:09,293 --> 00:06:13,293 Pickles: UH...YOU BETTER COME AND CHECK THIS OUT. 162 00:06:13,377 --> 00:06:17,293 [ Echoi ] REVENGE IS COMING! 163 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:21,168 [ LAUGHS EVILL ] ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS READY TO 164 00:06:21,252 --> 00:06:22,835 MEET YOUR ROCK-A-ROONI COUNSELORS?! 165 00:06:22,919 --> 00:06:24,919 Toki: OH, BOYS! 166 00:06:25,002 --> 00:06:27,168 THIS YEAR, WE GOT LENNY CHIMES, 167 00:06:27,252 --> 00:06:31,002 SANDALS LEMONWHISKERS, SWORDS McCALISTER, 168 00:06:31,085 --> 00:06:34,002 JOHNNY AGAMEMNON, ARCHIE ARCHIBALDSTEIN, AND, OF 169 00:06:34,085 --> 00:06:37,002 COURSE, MAGNUS HAMMERSMITH! 170 00:06:37,085 --> 00:06:39,377 Toki: THAT SOUNDS SO FAMILIARS. 171 00:06:39,460 --> 00:06:43,210 ALL RIGHT, LET THE BAND PICKING BEGIN! 172 00:06:43,293 --> 00:06:44,585 YOU. 173 00:06:44,669 --> 00:06:48,460 YOU'RE IN MY BAND. 174 00:06:48,543 --> 00:06:50,919 Skwisgaar: WE GOTS THE CANDIES, THE WHIPPED CREAMS. 175 00:06:51,002 --> 00:06:51,877 WE CAN FINALLY WATCH "FACES OF DEATHS." 176 00:06:51,961 --> 00:06:53,043 Murderface: YEAH. 177 00:06:53,126 --> 00:06:56,252 Skwisgaar: NOW THAT TOKI AM GONES, WE CAN FUCKING PARTYS 178 00:06:56,335 --> 00:06:56,877 HARDCORES. 179 00:06:56,961 --> 00:06:58,168 Murderface: YEAH, I KNOW. 180 00:06:58,252 --> 00:06:58,877 AWESOME. 181 00:06:58,961 --> 00:07:02,669 AAAH! AAAAAAAH! 182 00:07:02,752 --> 00:07:04,919 [ SPRAY CANS HISSING ] Both: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... 183 00:07:05,002 --> 00:07:08,252 AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! 184 00:07:08,335 --> 00:07:08,919 AAAAH! 185 00:07:09,002 --> 00:07:10,210 Skwisgaar: ...UHHHHHHHHHH... 186 00:07:10,293 --> 00:07:13,126 Murderface: ...UHHHHHHHHH... 187 00:07:13,210 --> 00:07:14,168 AAAAAAAAAAH! 188 00:07:14,252 --> 00:07:16,794 [ FLESH RIPPIN ] Both: ...UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... 189 00:07:20,877 --> 00:07:23,543 [ THUD ] UGH! UGH! [ GRUNTS ] 190 00:07:23,627 --> 00:07:28,002 EMPTY YOUR POCKETS, OR I UNLEASH THE VIKING MADNESS! 191 00:07:28,085 --> 00:07:30,168 I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING! 192 00:07:30,252 --> 00:07:31,126 I SWEAR! OW! 193 00:07:31,627 --> 00:07:33,085 SEARCH HIM. 194 00:07:33,168 --> 00:07:34,043 WELL, WELL, WELL. 195 00:07:34,126 --> 00:07:36,585 WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? 196 00:07:36,669 --> 00:07:42,085 A LIMITED-EDITION ERIC CLAPTON SIGNATURE-SERIES PICK? 197 00:07:42,168 --> 00:07:43,085 OW! 198 00:07:43,168 --> 00:07:44,627 I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING? 199 00:07:44,710 --> 00:07:47,794 I'VE BEEN WORKING MY ENTIRE LIFE TO SAVE UP FOR THAT PICK. 200 00:07:47,877 --> 00:07:49,919 PLEASE! 201 00:07:50,002 --> 00:07:51,961 [ TWIG SNAPS ] GET HIM! 202 00:07:52,043 --> 00:07:53,085 Toki: OH, NOS! 203 00:07:53,168 --> 00:07:54,877 BETTERS TELLS THE CAMPS COUNSELORS ABOUTS THIS! 204 00:07:54,961 --> 00:08:00,210 COME BACK HERE, YOU FUCKING TATTLETALE! 205 00:08:00,293 --> 00:08:03,669 Toki: THERE'S SOME BAD GUYS THAT IS BEATING UPS THE CAMPERS! 206 00:08:03,752 --> 00:08:07,085 [ PANTING ] YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK. 207 00:08:07,168 --> 00:08:10,418 REVENGE IS COMING. 208 00:08:10,502 --> 00:08:12,085 [ BANGING ON DOOR ] Pickles: WHAT THE FUCK 209 00:08:12,168 --> 00:08:12,961 OKAY, I HEAR YOU. 210 00:08:13,043 --> 00:08:15,085 UGH, WHAT TIME IS IT? 211 00:08:15,168 --> 00:08:16,585 Skwisgaar: CAN WE SLEEPS WITH YOU, PICKLE? 212 00:08:16,669 --> 00:08:18,835 Murderface: WE HAD TOO MUCH WHIPPED CREAM, AND WE WATCHED 213 00:08:18,919 --> 00:08:19,752 "FACES OF DEATH." 214 00:08:19,835 --> 00:08:20,919 Skwisgaar: AND NOWS WE GETS NIGHTMARES. 215 00:08:21,043 --> 00:08:24,627 Pickles: GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, WHAT DO I KEEP TELLING YOU ABOUT 216 00:08:24,710 --> 00:08:26,794 EATING TOO MUCH CHOCOLATE AND WATCHING SCARY MOVIES? 217 00:08:26,877 --> 00:08:28,627 Murderface: YOU SAID DON'T DO IT, BUT WE DID! 218 00:08:28,710 --> 00:08:30,961 Skwisgaar: YOU SAID DON'T DO ITS ANYMORE, BUT WE DID... 219 00:08:31,043 --> 00:08:33,126 Murderface: IT DOESN'T MATTER NOW IT'S HAPPENING. 220 00:08:33,210 --> 00:08:34,794 Skwisgaar: ...BUT NOW IT'S TOO LATE. 221 00:08:34,877 --> 00:08:35,961 Murderface: PLEASE, PICKLES. 222 00:08:36,043 --> 00:08:36,543 Pickles: ALL RIGHT, FINE. Murderface: ALL RIGHT! 223 00:08:37,293 --> 00:08:38,293 Pickles: GO TO SLEEP, OKAY? 224 00:08:38,377 --> 00:08:40,794 Murderface: [ SIGHS ] Skwisgaar: OH, THANKS YOU, 225 00:08:40,877 --> 00:08:41,752 PICKLE. 226 00:08:41,835 --> 00:08:43,085 Murderface: I THINK -- I THINK I GOT TO FART. 227 00:08:43,168 --> 00:08:44,126 Skwisgaar: UH-OH. 228 00:08:44,210 --> 00:08:46,919 Murderface: [ FARTS ] Pickles: GODDAMN IT, GO 229 00:08:47,002 --> 00:08:47,919 TO FUCKING BED GODDAMN Murderface: PICKLES... 230 00:08:48,002 --> 00:08:48,961 Pickles: SHUT UP! 231 00:08:49,043 --> 00:08:51,961 Murderface: [ FARTS ] Nathan: PICKLES, WAKE UP! 232 00:08:56,377 --> 00:08:57,502 WE GOT TO GET TOKI! 233 00:08:57,585 --> 00:08:58,961 Pickles: OKAY, NATHAN, DO YOU THINK YOU MAY BE OVERPARENTING 234 00:08:59,043 --> 00:09:00,168 TOKI JUST A LITTLE BIT? 235 00:09:00,252 --> 00:09:03,502 Nathan: UH, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING IN THIS BED? 236 00:09:03,585 --> 00:09:05,669 Pickles: I'D RATHER NOT TALK ABOUT IT, OKAY? 237 00:09:05,752 --> 00:09:08,043 Nathan: I JUST FOUND OUT THAT MAGNUS HAMMERSMITH IS AT 238 00:09:08,126 --> 00:09:10,126 ROCK-A-ROONI FANTASY CAMP. 239 00:09:14,210 --> 00:09:15,669 Toki: HEY, EVERYBODYS! 240 00:09:15,752 --> 00:09:18,043 WE'RE TWISTED DAISY, AND WE'RE GONNA PLAY SOME 241 00:09:18,126 --> 00:09:20,669 ROCK 'N' ROLL-A-ROONI. 242 00:09:20,752 --> 00:09:24,126 WE HOPES YOU GUYS LIKES "MUSTANG SALLY"! 243 00:09:24,210 --> 00:09:27,252 ONES, TWOS, THREES, FOURS! 244 00:09:27,335 --> 00:09:29,585 [ "MUSTANG SALLY" PLAYS ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 245 00:09:37,085 --> 00:09:38,961 LET'S DO THIS. 246 00:09:39,043 --> 00:09:40,794 Toki: WOWEE! THANKS! 247 00:09:40,877 --> 00:09:41,794 THANKS YOU! 248 00:09:41,877 --> 00:09:44,543 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU STUPID DIABETIC TATTLETALE. 249 00:09:44,627 --> 00:09:46,543 Toki: BUT IT'S NOTS MY BIRTHDAY. 250 00:09:46,627 --> 00:09:48,669 WELL, NO SENSE IN WASTING THIS CAKE. 251 00:09:48,752 --> 00:09:50,002 Toki: [ WHIMPERING ] NO! 252 00:09:50,085 --> 00:09:50,543 HERE. EAT IT, PUSSY. 253 00:09:50,627 --> 00:09:52,126 EAT IT. MMM, DELICIOUS. 254 00:09:52,210 --> 00:09:53,210 Toki: MY INSULINS! 255 00:09:53,293 --> 00:09:54,669 GIVES ME MY INSULINS! 256 00:09:54,752 --> 00:09:56,043 [ LAUGHS ] Toki: NO! 257 00:09:56,126 --> 00:09:57,335 I'M SO SORRY. 258 00:09:57,418 --> 00:09:59,710 Toki: [ CHOKING ] [ GRUNTS ] 259 00:10:11,168 --> 00:10:14,210 YOU'RE OKAY. 260 00:10:14,293 --> 00:10:16,210 Toki: MAGNUS, YOU SAVES MY LIFE. 261 00:10:16,293 --> 00:10:17,543 YOU'RE WELCOME. 262 00:10:17,627 --> 00:10:18,835 Toki: YOU KNOW WHATS? 263 00:10:18,919 --> 00:10:22,877 THIS AMS BULLSHITS I'M NOT SOMES REGULAR JACK-OFF, 264 00:10:22,961 --> 00:10:24,335 DILDO CAMPERS. 265 00:10:24,418 --> 00:10:28,085 MY NAME'S TOKI WARTOOTH, AND I'M IN DETHKLOKS! 266 00:10:28,168 --> 00:10:30,961 [ AUDIENCE GASPS ] I'MS TAKING MY SNOW GLOBES AND 267 00:10:31,043 --> 00:10:33,043 GETTINGS THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! 268 00:10:33,126 --> 00:10:34,043 OH, NO. WHERE'S MY SNOW GLOBES? 269 00:10:34,126 --> 00:10:36,877 YOU MEAN THIS? 270 00:10:36,961 --> 00:10:39,710 UNH! 271 00:10:39,794 --> 00:10:40,377 OOPS. 272 00:10:40,460 --> 00:10:48,627 [ LAUGHS ] [ TIRES SCREECH ] 273 00:10:48,710 --> 00:10:50,752 Nathan: OH SHIT LITTLE KID. 274 00:10:50,835 --> 00:10:53,252 YOU JUST FUCKED UP REAL BAD. 275 00:10:53,335 --> 00:10:55,043 [ WHIMPERS ] 276 00:10:55,126 --> 00:10:56,794 Pickles: HELLO, MAGNUS. 277 00:10:56,877 --> 00:10:58,627 HELLO, PICKLES. 278 00:10:58,710 --> 00:11:04,710 Both: [ PANTING ] Nathan: TELL ME. 279 00:11:04,794 --> 00:11:06,085 WHICH HAND DO YOU FRET WITH? 280 00:11:06,168 --> 00:11:06,502 AAAH! 281 00:11:06,585 --> 00:11:08,669 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! 20576

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