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Previously on Love Island. Are you done not telling the truth? I want to be

tunnel vision from now until I go home.

I wish nothing but the best for you both.

Devastation. To do

what you have done to me tonight is so

disrespectful. Sorry.

Connection. Should we try and clip on her?

And revelation.

You slept together.

See, now you're really the bad guy.

That is cruel.

That's an evil man.

You know what they're talking about.

I just want to tell you how sorry I am. I didn't know.

It's not like a kiss or something, like it's a big thing. Correct.

I'm disgusted by him.

Tony and Lauren have been discussing Harrison, and after the tears and

he's caused, if that lad could see those girls up there now, he'd have one thing

on his mind.

A threesome.

Like, I don't know what to do now.

It puts me in such a weird position.

This is the thing, like I said to him last night, you upset so many people in

the process.

Give me a hug.

I'm so sorry, girl, honestly.

It's him.

I do feel better for speaking to Tony. She's not my favourite person and, like,

she's not maybe someone that I have got close to in the villa, but it's nothing

to do with her. Like, it is him. He's the one that's done the wrong to both of

us. So, yeah, I do feel like a weight's been lifted.

She let you burst out crying.

She cried? Why?

Oh, right, I'm just so sorry that we've done this to you.

She said the fact that he slept with you.

Right.

It's just changed everything.

The thing is, Tony is very sweet at heart when he wants to be. Like, yes,

has this fiery side and she's iconic, but I've seen her lover side with

and how she feels and then he came back with you and mugged her off around that

date. I don't know what he wants and I don't think he does either. I think he's

confused and I think he wants you both.

Mm. Now I wish I listened when they told me good things and...

Me and Yasmin are back from their date. Earlier I said, enjoy it, guys. Those

dates are short. Blink and you'll miss it. Yasmin said, no worries.

I haven't blinked since 2005.

I needed that.

It was really nice to get a proper bit of feel of what Yaz is like outside.

I'm so happy for you.

Oh, you look so giddy.

Love a girl era.

Love a girl era.

Lauren wants Harrison to change, and Harrison is going to change from a

shameless womaniser in swimming shorts to a shameless womaniser in a snazzy

shirt.

I'm not fat, though.

I'm, like, angry now.

I hope he can change.

I do like him so much. Don't be that girl. Don't sit around waiting. You'll

waste your whole life waiting for Harrison to change. Like, no.

You're too good for that.

Do you feel better now?

Yeah, I feel better. No more tears.

No more tears. Happy vibes only.

We love that.

After being sidelined by Tony yesterday, poor old Cash had a problem stopping

the tears flowing, and there's nothing sadder than a cash flow problem.

Billy Cash, can we just have a minute, please? Okay. Is that okay?

What are you saying, bro?

Feeling.

You good?

No,

I just obviously want to apologise. I feel like, obviously, I've gone about

things in the wrong way, and I've been sneaky with it. I just wanted to give

a little bit of time today.

because I know you probably didn't want to chat to me or anything like that, but

I wanted you to know that I am actually sorry. Your feeling's probably lost in

the process a little bit. I never wanted to upset you, mate, because I think

you're actually a top guy.

Last night was difficult for me. That whole situation brought out, like, my

vulnerable side, and I've tried to stay strong in every situation.

I felt like it was just disrespectful and it was so embarrassing, so I have

sat here fuming.

I've got to think about what my mum would want me to do in this situation.

You've made up your mind now, right?

Yeah. I hope you take her serious this time as well. You and Lauren, I don't

know how you're going to deal with that, but just, I'd say in the future,

please, like, don't do that to a person again, man. I was thinking if that was,

like, for example, like, my little sister, or even think of it as your

sister, bro, you would never want that to happen. Yeah.

I am looking at you sideways from now on, but, brother, if...

If any disrespect happens again, bro, it's going to be very uncomfortable for

both of us. Not because I'm going to make it, but we're just not going to

to each other. Because I can't talk to somebody that disrespects me over and

over and over again. Yeah.

Yeah? Yeah.

All right.

Appreciate it, bro. No worries. Good man.

Top man, top man.

Let's go in here.

In here.

Our Slovenian model's been kissing Emma in the hot tub, and I'm not saying his

wet shorts were revealing, but I'm pretty sure I saw Boris' Johnson.

How are you feeling? Beautiful, Emma?

I'm feeling good.

I'm feeling better now.

Why? Because I pulled you from the chair?

Well, yeah, and because of everything that happened earlier.

I need to admit to you, I just feel my weight from... Your shoulders, yeah.

How do I say that?

A weight's been lifted off your shoulders. A weight's been lifted off my

shoulders, exactly.

What are you thinking?

No, I'm just thinking of...

how people are so funny and how they can switch on you so quickly.

And with his own words, he said to me, one thing about me, I'm going to be so

open and honest.

And if something is happening, if I feel something, I'm going to literally say

it as it is.

And I was like, you know what? Yeah, I can work with that. I think it's just,

they're both here and they're both just like, meh, you'll do.

But I don't think they'd go for each other on the outside. I don't think so

either. And I don't, I'm going to be honest with you, I don't think it's

to last.

like bro yeah it's just the best option right now do you not think if i walked

into tomorrow emma would be all over that and so would boris yeah i mean

whatever whatever what's the space because some yeah i've seen bombshells

that door i hope so i hate men yeah you know what i was thinking yeah i

mean are you still down for that literally the two years yeah but i don't

you getting any crazy ideas no no of course not Yeah, I think we should.

I think we should.

Not like that. Not like that. I know, I know, I know, I know. I was just

thinking if you're still down for the day to go for a sleepover in Hathaway.

Yeah.

Cheers to Hathaway, Anna.

Can we go for a chat, please?

Yeah.

Oh, God.

Sorry.

Oh, shit.

Here we go again.

All right?

Yeah, good, thank you. How are you?

Yeah, I'm all right.

I don't feel like this is good.

Well, it's obviously not going to be good. Like, we're not in the best place,

so... How are you feeling?

I feel like I'm more angry now than upset, to be honest.

You're angry?

Yeah. because I just think I didn't deserve to be treated the way I've been

treated.

Yeah. Like, at all.

And you obviously, you've made your decision.

Like, I just think we need to keep out of each other's way. I owe it to myself

to find someone else. I don't deserve to be disrespected in that way.

You're not bothered, and I need to move on from the situation.

You were saying, I don't care.

Well, not that much to do that to me, like...

You don't have to say anything.

I don't really have anything to say.

You don't have anything to say?

I get that she wants to keep a distance so that she can make the most out of

this experience and move on and find something new.

I've got my little thing with Tony. I want to put my all into that over the

few days and see what that leads to.

Shall we go chat?

For me to move on and potentially find someone else in here, me and him can't

carry on the way we are.

As much as, like, deep down... Yeah, cos he's just going to cockblock you, or

you'll cockblock yourself.

How are you?

Long time, no see.

Long time, no see.

Now I see Lauren just pulled me for a chat, and I feel like she was, like,

of, like, pressing me for answers sort of thing, like, asking how I was feeling

and stuff like that. It was just that we're going to just sort of leave it.

So is that you ending things with her?

I don't think I've ended things with her. I just feel like it's closed at the

moment, do you know what I'm saying?

So it's not over?

No, no, it's over. It's done.

I don't buy it.

You don't buy what? What I've just said? You made your decision. I made my

decision. All I can do now is hopefully trust that what you said to me was true.

Yeah, and I don't think, I don't think obviously you're going to trust me

straight away. Like, it's going to take, like, time. I get that.

but i feel like i'm willing to i just want it to be us two and just yeah me

like she's she's obviously with time now like just they're gonna do their thing

i'm gonna do my thing with you like there's no triangle that's it okay happy

have a hug hashtag

no more triangles yeah exactly

To get the hideaway ready for her and Boris, Emma did a spot of cleaning. I

said, I want to pay you. Will you take a cheque? She said, I'll take a cheque,

but I'd rather take a Slovenian.

We just sneak off, like, whenever we want. I just slip out and go.

You do look pretty, you know.

Thanks.

OK, I've got a little number that I thought for this reason.

That's very cute, too.

That's very getting down to business.

One more, one more.

One more after this.

Come on, Meg.

See you guys.

We are escaping.

That was so heavy.

Where is it?

You didn't know? Look, I'm at the hideaway. Have they gone hideaway

Yeah. Oh, have they? Yeah.

They backdoored into the hideaway.

Yeah, they swift gone.

Gone. Oh.

Real quick.

Are you happy to be out of the situation now? I am so happy.

Honestly speaking, I feel like the last few days it was draining my energy and

now I feel free.

Night, guys.

Good night.

I thought if two cast people cracked on together, it'd cause a tear in the space

-time continuum, and they'd wind up trapped in Series 1 wearing white skinny

jeans.

I

don't

care about either of them.

I slept so much better in here.

Because you were alone with me, right?

Mm -hmm, of course.

What are you making, though?

Just scrambled egg. Is there enough?

Are you doing scrambled egg as well? Yeah.

But even though she says she doesn't care and stuff, I feel like it still

No, but then again, like, Emma and Billy aren't friends, so it's like they

haven't really got any, like, loyalties to each other. I thought Emma would have

told her, to be fair.

I didn't. Should I put the bread in now or not?

This is all different language to me, bro. I don't know how to do any of this

shit.

On your lip?

My new lipstick, bro.

That's great.

In America, we have, like, a canteen in that, so we just go and eat there.

Oh, OK.

So, like, we never have to make our own food.

Cheers, geese.

Got you a little breakfast.

Did you make the eggs?

Yeah.

I'm not going to cheer at that.

Morning. Morning, guys.

I think this thing is just starting to irritate me now. Just let them do their

thing. Don't let it piss you off too much.

I don't know, it just feels like so shitty how someone can like, as soon as

chose him, the switch up was fucking crazy.

Now I'm going to have to see them together.

Even though I don't care, it's kind of like just rubbing salt in the wound.

No, get out.

decided to take Emma for a chat.

Jamie's amazed.

Cash is stunned.

And Billy Kiss's water bottle is completely bowled over.

Do you want to come with me for a sec?

Me? Yeah. Okay.

What do you think that's about?

Me?

I don't even care, to be honest.

Probably... Do you feel any way about that situation?

No, no.

How was it last night?

It was nice, yeah. Yeah. Just chilled.

So how are you feeling about young bother?

Yeah, I feel good.

How are you?

Yeah, I'm good.

Yeah? Don't really know what to do, you know. Things are going well.

Yeah. It's also like, what am I going to do all day?

You know?

So I thought, nothing else to do. I guess I'll have to talk to you. I know.

I know what will piss everyone off.

Let's call Emma for a chat.

Yeah. Do you know how to make English tea, bro? Something with milk?

Yeah. Can you help me? Because I want to do it for her.

Would you rather go to the hideaway with me last night?

Why?

I don't know.

So we could, like, reminisce.

Why do you want to go to the hideaway with me?

No. Yeah, of course you do.

No, no.

That's a terrible, terrible idea. I know you're getting bored and you're looking

to stir the pot.

No, I'm not looking to stir the pot.

You are. No, I'm not. You are.

Right, I'll teach you.

Teach me, Ron.

Right. Kettle on.

Teaching him how to make a couple.

What? What's going on over there?

That's so... Why does it look like the idiot now?

Do you know what the craziest thing is, though? Like, how little time is left.

Yeah. It's insane.

Harry.

What?

Nothing.

What? Nothing.

I'll tell you later.

Why are you saying that?

I just think something.

Hold on.

That was... No, you can't. Another one? Another one. I'm double parked.

Thank you.

Go on, what were you going to say?

All right.

You're right, there's only two weeks left.

So what do you want? I think people would love to see.

No, I know exactly what you're thinking.

Yeah, play ball.

Do you reckon?

What, and then you just bomb me off?

No.

I could never.

Well, you already have one. We're stuck for life.

Are you asking a lot from me? No, I know.

What is the upside for me?

A lovely few weeks with me.

They are going on for a bit, though, aren't they, over there? Their chat's

always going on for a bit, though.

What do you think they even talk about?

I just think people don't really see you and her as, like...

What, endgame?

The real deal, you know? The real deal? What does that mean? Like, no -one

really sees you as endgame or as, like, you're even going to last on the

outside. Yeah.

Everyone thinks you're just, like, you've taken the path of least

because perhaps you don't feel like you can step up to the ones you really want.

I can't, like, I can't compare anyone to you.

Like, of course I love you. Like, I'm going to always have love for you.

But, like...

It was a long time. We've known each other a very long time.

I'm going to spread that, spread that like wild. Probably will.

Don't do that, though. Do what?

Like, I don't want to talk to anyone about what the conversation was about.

Yeah, no, I'm not going to say anything. I'll get myself in trouble.

Yeah, and me.

Think about me.

I do think about you.

Sometimes. What, in the hideaway?

Right, this conversation is going on a bit too fucking long now. I've already

told him he doesn't need to be pulling his axe in here.

But did we really come on Love Island to get back together?

Well, I didn't plan this.

Well, clearly I didn't.

I'll need another recoupling, won't I? Everyone's fucking wife -swapping.

I don't need to be because I'll see you at home.

See you back at home a bit.

See you at home, dear.

Put the house off the market, wouldn't we?

I can't believe it hasn't sold.

Maybe we'll just chuck a load of cash here after this.

Well, if we win, we're going to have to.

We win.

We're not going to win. 50 large.

Look, I like to stay optimistic.

Right, these two are taking a piss now. I'm starting to get a bit bothered.

No, I am seriously going to... What are they talking about? I don't know.

Why are they staring into each other's eyes? He's just lifted his sunglasses

You don't need to ignore me.

It's not helpful for anyone.

And you don't need to talk shit about me at every opportunity. It's not helpful

for me. Very hard when you give me lots of reason.

You want this?

Yeah. Oh, my God, this is so hot. Right, I'm in a bad way here. Yeah.

They say a gentleman never tells, and with that in mind, here's Harry telling.

But I just, yeah, I spoke with Emma, didn't I? Yeah.

And she's basically, like, saying she wants to rekindle.

No!

What? No!

Wait, what the fuck is going on?

What?

No, he's chatting, he's chatting.

Good boy.

What?

Did you hear what they're saying?

She's saying, like, you know, I've got so much love for you and that, and she's

asking me, like, do you, like, love me and all this? And I'm like, oh, yeah, I

love you, whatever.

Like, cos I will. Like, we were together a long time. But what confuses me is

why didn't she say that from the get -go?

Because then I would have just been like, no, and then she would have gone.

she's gone in with Con to get back to here. Oh, to get back to here to try and

crack you.

Helena, do you want to go for a chat? Yeah.

This ain't no good.

That's her whole plan. Her whole time. What?

Is she on the team?

That's obvious.

Oh, God, what do I do?

I don't know.

Go on, girl.

Obviously, I just had a chat with Harry.

Yeah.

How do you feel about seeing that?

It's getting a bit annoying, I'm not going to lie.

I have said to him and to other people that I don't really see you guys as

endgame.

I'm struggling to see you guys working on the outside, and I have been quite

vocal about that.

I don't really think it's for you to say, though, to be honest.

It's not down to me and Harry whether we think that.

I mean, you're more than welcome to have your opinion about it.

I always saw him and I getting back together.

I didn't think it would be this soon, I will say that.

But you're speaking like it's happening because of the way I see it and the way

that a lot of other people see it in here and, like, the stuff that he's been

saying is that, like, it's impossible.

He'd never get back with you.

Have you completely shut down the rekindling or have you left it open?

No, I've left it ajar.

I said these words, though, I was like, I haven't come here to get back with

you. Yeah. But I did say that to her. Yeah.

And then she's just like, no problem, we should go hide away.

What, straight after?

Yeah. She's just like you.

Yeah, she is.

Obviously, I don't know your conversations, I don't know what he's

to you, but I feel quite secure in the fact that nothing's really been

reciprocated from his end.

But I'm telling you that it is being reciprocated. In what way, though?

you haven't just said that.

I have.

I said we both have said that there's feelings on both sides that are never

going away. Yeah, but that's a generic thing. Everybody's going to think like

that after they've come out of a relationship that you've together for

Like, that's just normal.

And I think you brush over things so much more than you should.

I think we've seen that play out several times here and you just let him go away

with anything.

But nothing... Your partner's in love with someone else and you're like, it's

normal. No, it's not. Like, it just isn't, is it?

What, has he sat down and said he's in love with you?

Of course he said there's always love there.

Wait, do you still have, like, feelings around that?

I don't think so.

I mean, she said it. I can't remember the percentage. The percentage was very

low. Yeah, like, what's it now?

Maybe, like, 15.

15? Yeah.

From one convo? Yeah.

No, 14.

14. It's gone up 10%.

From one convoy, yeah.

Everything that you're saying isn't substantial.

Yeah, because I don't actually know what I want. Like, if I want to go for him,

I will, but I'm not sure.

I've got a good thing. I don't think he would go for you, though. This is the

thing. Like, I just think you've come at me with a lot of nothing.

OK. Well, I was just giving you the heads up.

And perhaps these are conversations you need to have more with him.

Anyway. Right. I appreciate the slap, though, darling.

Right.

She didn't even tell me.

She's screaming.

She's swinging the war ball.

Tread carefully.

Emma's just stirred up some major turbulence, so Helen has told Meg and

to sit down, fasten their seatbelts and make sure their trays are stowed. Once a

cabin crew, always a gabbing crew.

She's fucking deluded, mate.

What the hell happened? She just came and, like, tried to tell me a whole lot

fucking nothing.

She was basically saying, how does it make you feel, me and Harry chatting?

You know, like, I always see me and Harry getting back together, so I just

you to know that.

Oh, my God, yeah, she went, why do you want to be with somebody who's deeply in

love with someone else?

And then she went... Sorry, but this is crazy.

She went, he's still in love with me. Oh, my God. I said, what, has he told

that? And she said, no.

She went, he told me that, like, obviously there's still feelings there.

said, obviously there's going to be feelings there. I said, you were

for four years. If your one question to Harry is, are you still in love with

her? Say that one question.

Why can't I take him and speak to him?

David, say, boy, sorry, can we have a... I really want to be doing it in front

of Emma, let's be honest. Where is she?

What was he saying?

What? What was he saying? I'm fucking shaking.

Seriously?

I'm not shaking.

Are you talking to Hannah? Yeah.

Hannah? Yeah. Can I kiss her? No, I'm joking. What are you talking about?

Come on.

Come on.

Where are we going?

Mate, I'm so angry I'm fucking shaking.

Oh, shit.

What? No good, Dad.

She's angry.

Is she, sir? Yeah, she said. What? She said, I'm so angry I'm shaking. No

fucking way to go.

Why are you shaking?

Because I'm really fucking pissed off because she said...

Fish cake.

What was she saying?

What was your chat with her?

Well, I just was talking to her about how her night with Boris was. What did

need to know about her night with Boris?

I wanted to know how it was. Why?

Was she jealous?

I'm definitely not jealous. I think you'd be able to see if I was jealous.

been two weeks.

So why are you so angry?

Because she just riled me up. Because she was basically like, what do you

about me and Harry talking?

She's doing this to do that. No, I know.

And she was like, why do you want to be with a man that's so deeply in love with

somebody else? And I was like, you're literally fucking deluded.

Obviously she's here for one thing and she's not going to get it because if we

were going to be together, we'd be together on the outside.

Also, I've come here to meet someone new. I've not come here to get back with

ex -girlfriend.

But I'm not having these conversations with you and her anymore because this is

all she's trying to do.

I'm not having it.

You don't need to speak to her.

OK. Well, is this another boundary?

Yeah. So what are you saying? I shouldn't speak to her?

Yeah, I don't really see why you'd want to speak to her when this is all it's

doing whenever you have a conversation.

Why do you want to speak to her?

You know it's not like I'm trying to crack on or, like, you've got

There's never that.

It's just, like, I'm trying to be a nice person.

She's not being nice to me, so why are you being nice to her?

Yeah, I think that's a pretty fair point, actually.

Right, well, I'll stop talking to her then.

Just when I said I want to stay out of things.

Right back in.

Care to explain?

Obviously Harry pulled me for a chat.

And? Nothing really of that much interest.

But it always gets, you know, blown a bit out of proportion.

In terms of what?

Well, I just said that I just don't see him and Helena.

as like end game but why do you even care about that yeah of course i do like

would i was with him for four years you're speaking no sense no sense

yeah but you're still caring about about his future i don't get it i don't think

i'm a bad person for caring about someone i'm not sorry for it either why

your purpose coming into the show Same as everyone else.

To carry for your ex -boyfriend. Like, I'm here for myself, I'm not here for

him. I've said that from the start.

Look, if I wanted to be with him, neither of us would have come into this

If we start something, you know, I don't want to be involved in some stupid

triangles, you know, because I'm not that kind of a guy. If I see this right

away, like, I'm gone. The same way that you had me and Billy kissed in a

triangle.

Oh my god, she came here to play games. I swear to you. I haven't. You're not

going to play games with me. I'm just saying. It's not one rule for you and a

different one for me. You literally had me in a triangle. Yeah, but I made a

decision yesterday.

Yeah, and I haven't even done anything.

I've not even tried. I said I don't want to be with him.

No, I'm not going to carry it tomorrow.

Honestly. That's not me.

I'm going to be definitely a little bit more careful with my exploring

connections with Emma because I'm not naive.

So if she thinks that I'm going to be involved in some kind of a triangle,

that's not going to happen, you know.

People say Harrison and Harry have given footballers a bad name.

Rubbish. Do you know who's given footballers a bad name? The parents of

player Giz Hornkamp.

They gave him a terrible name.

What's that, four?

Six.

Someone's got a text.

I've got a text! Told you. Fuck, no.

Oh, shit.

What?

Islanders, get ready for a hoedown, as tonight there will be a Western -themed

party. Oh, my God.

Hashtag saddle up, hashtag eBay.

Ride it, cowgirl!

Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

Yeah!

The Islanders are having a Western party and

I bet there'll be conflict.

If there is, I'll let you know, so don't get impatient.

Yes, calm down and I'll give you the lowdown on the whole damn showdown. How

many partners?

One, two, three, four.

Tell them bring another round, we need plenty more.

You're not looking well, though.

Fine. I like this one.

You look good in it.

Thanks. Really good.

Good. Good Lord.

Someone pour me up a double shot of whiskey.

They know me and Jack Daniels got a history.

You're not doing it properly.

How are you supposed to do that?

Yeah. And then, why is it not fitting you too?

I'm not doing this anyway.

I was brushing my teeth and he was like, how do you floss your teeth?

So I went like that, like to put it in his mouth.

No good, that.

Stop.

Stop what?

You're embarrassing me.

Because I'm flossing.

You can't floss alone at your fucking age? No, I'm just talking to her about

She was here.

You just don't stop.

Don't do something that everyone has to fucking talk about.

If you give them nothing to talk about, they don't have to tell me. I feel like

anything I'm going to say now, people... So don't fucking say anything.

I'm just going to walk around the villa on mute.

You're so stupid.

How, though? You just don't learn. Nothing you said has any meaning.

I can't do this anymore.

I don't understand.

Can you think of something?

Please.

You're embarrassing me over and over and over.

You just don't care about anyone but yourself.

And you're never going to change.

If you really cared about me, you would not be doing this.

I can't.

You're making me into, like, an evil person.

My feelings for launch and disappear John's then you should have just stayed

with her You

could say before I didn't look stupid now I do There's not a

doubt in my fucking mind. I look like an idiot Never fucking learn

Like, do you really want to be with me, Harrison?

You not being able to answer that question is everything I need to know.

Can we talk about it later?

Why?

So you can have more time to come up with some bullshit?

No, I don't want to come up with bullshit anymore.

I don't know, I feel like I just, I miss Lauren.

Now go be with her.

Did you guys go into my shower?

Yeah, you can shower.

Alright.

You just want what you can't fucking have.

It's literally as simple as that. I don't think it is that. You only miss

when they're fucking gone.

I don't think it is that. It is.

I don't know what else I can do for you, Tom, honestly.

Go fuck yourself, Harrison.

That's what you can do for me.

I know, but... I don't give a fuck. Tom, sit down. I don't care. Sit down.

Just, like, sleep on things.

This isn't who you are.

He puts you in situations time and time again where your emotions are unbalanced

and you're popping off constantly.

Don't give it to him, Tom.

He's trying to keep getting, like, some sort of reaction from you.

Like... I'm going to be flying.

He wants you back now, girl.

Oh, my God.

Oh!

Are you joking?

Surely fucking not. And then tomorrow he's going to want you back and then the

next day he's going to want Lauren back.

Can we leave the man to rot alone?

Well, he hasn't said anything to me about it, so... Emma,

why Helen is not here? What's the sitch with you and Harry?

There's nothing new.

I heard you want to rekindle things.

Not right now. I've always seen Harry and I getting back together one day.

Well, I don't need you to get it, do I? You are saying that you want to get back

with Harry one day?

That's a bit baffling.

Hasn't he already said that it's not going to work?

No? OK.

I'm not giving a timeline here, either. You're just assuming that I want to get

back with him right now.

I'm not making no argument out of it, babe.

What?

Oh, my God, Shakira.

Ignoring what I'm saying. Yeah, lovely. What?

I got caught flossing Lauren's thief upstairs.

She's not too happy?

Nah, she's not happy at all.

You and Tony, like, not exploring anymore.

We'll just enjoy, have fun, everyone.

Throwdown, throwdown.

Throwdown, throwdown. Throwdown, for sure.

Operation Ruin Harrison tonight.

every weekend if you couldn't tell this makes a dream

Harrison, the cheeky little motherflosser. You okay?

How about you say what you have to say? Tell us the truth here. You hurt me, you

hurt her, you've hurt other people in here. You cannot continue to treat

this way. Yeah, I know, I know, I know.

So you made me make that decision for no reason. No, because I... You hurt her

so badly.

Yeah, I know that, and I've apologized to her. Yeah, that was not... Kat, keep

saying sorry, like you need to...

change that like you can't i've tried to change that tonight i've been honest

with how i feel tonight like once in your life yeah okay but like you told me

you were being honest up there like think how do you actually think i felt

i stood up there and you've not even told me you couldn't even look me in the

eye Because you knew you were doing wrong. You can't treat people like that,

though. I know, I know, I know. But if I wanted to be sneaky, I would have gone

to Lauren. I would have told her all these things before I've spoken to you.

That thing, I get if you wanted to explore it with her, but you could have

explored it and given me the heads up or said how you felt. I even said to you,

you can have chats with her. Take accountability for the fact that you

people. I've said to you, I'm sorry. I've said to you 20 times, I'm sorry.

Generally, I'm sorry for hurting you. You can say sorry 100 times. Do your

actions or your words line up? No.

The way that you've acted has turned me all the way off to you. You're not

someone that I would want to introduce to my family or my friends.

Your morals and ethics don't align with mine.

I would never want you to represent me in a relationship.

And I would hope any other woman would think the exact same thing because you

treat people like shit.

Moral of the story here, you've hurt both of us really fucking badly at this

point. Yeah, I know. You have embarrassed me. You have hurt my

have dragged this on for so long.

And now you've involved her.

There's loads of stars.

Oh, shit.

Huh?

Islanders, it's time to see how the viewers rate you as couples in a game of

couple of thoughts.

Hashtag couple pals.

Hashtag hot or not.

Hashtag love ranks.

Oh, it could have been a joke.

Okay. Who was that?

Let's play a game.

Tonight's challenge, the Islanders have to guess how you rank them in some

polls. And trust me, these polls are going to cause trouble.

Not as much trouble as the poll in Harrison's trousers, but still, trouble.

Which couple is the hottest?

I'm going to say Yums and Jams. Okay. One, two, or three?

One. One, number one.

Okay. Let's get it, girl. Let's go.

So Boris and Bilic is a quite good -looking couple. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Boris and Bilic is number two.

If you ask me so.

I think Lauren and Ty, to be fair. Lauren and Ty, number three. Oh, yeah.

Guys, anyone got any objection, or are we happy with that?

Swap one and two, I think. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, swap one and two. I think that's

good, I think that's good. Yeah, I think that's good. Yeah, we're there, we're

there, we're there. Are we in the game, too? Yeah, are you in the game?

All right, just making sure.

Just making sure.

Obviously, I put you up there, Tom, but Harrison's laying the side down. You

didn't even get it.

In third place is Shakira and Connor.

I knew it. What did I say?

I'm not laying the side down, he is.

Come on.

Second place is Billy Kitson. Okay,

we can take that. We can take that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

First place is...

Yasmine and Jamie.

I told you.

That's a good looking couple of fuckers over there.

Unlucky you two.

Unlucky. I know Yaz is eating this up right now.

Which couple relied too much on physical attraction?

I think we can go up there.

Yeah, I think so, maybe. Yeah, Boz, I think we have to go up. Billy Kiss and

Boz, let's get you up there.

We might as well get up there, too.

What? Yeah, Harrison. Yeah, go on, Stone.

How, though? Because if you didn't have your face, you probably would have

sacked you off a long time ago. Do you know what I mean?

Say it louder for the people in the back.

So what number? Two?

No, no, no, three. I think I'd go bronze. And what?

Probably tie in line.

Because, yeah, they're both good -looking people.

Yeah. I reckon Billikiss and Boris first. Yeah, Billikiss, Boris first.

hey, go second.

I'd say Harrison would be first.

No, no, no.

Too far, too far.

It'll be Tony who is relying on the physical attraction too much.

Because she doesn't give a fuck what he does, but she's attracted to him. I

actually don't think there should be up there. He was getting away doing what he

wants because he's good -looking. Because he's good -looking.

What? But you think the public are going for that?

Like, just he's good -looking. Like,

they've just got a physical attraction, no substance to it, maybe.

Right, are we locking these answers in, guys?

Are we all having it? That is locked in.

This is like a chase.

In third place is Shakira and Conor.

Another bronze?

Yeah. Take that, Conor. I don't think I'm up here. OK.

Second place is Tony and Harrison

First

place

is Helena and Harry

I don't know. Obviously, we're attracted to each other, but I guess people just

think we want to fuck, like... I don't know.

What about you, H?

I'm not shocked to be up here.

He is, for some reason.

What about you, Con?

I think that's a pile of bollocks.

Which couple is the most one -sided?

Okay, I will be honest. I think because of past situations, I'm sorry, Meg and

Dijon, Helena and Harry and Tony and Harrison.

Who agrees with that?

I think maybe because I've explored things with Lauren, you've explored

with Shakira, naturally they're going to put us two up there. And I explored

things with Billy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I think maybe Dean Harrison should swap.

Dean Harrison?

Yeah. Right, let's do a switcheroo, guys.

All right.

Perfect stuff.

Go, dear, go.

Are we happy? Are we locking in the answer?

I think Colin Shakira may be up there.

Go on, Ryan.

Obviously, we had a conversation, me, you and Hay.

Basically, what was said was, the reason you went for Con was because you like

him more than Ty, but I don't think that you like Con as much as you liked

Harry. You asked the question, you said, do you like Con right now as much as

you liked Harry? And I said, no, because I had a lot longer with Harry and I've

been coupled up with Connor for a day.

If I liked her more, she'd be exploring other connections and I wouldn't.

I think maybe because H is with Eleanor.

I don't think Shakira can explore that with H.

No, I think Shakira's not stupid enough to go back to Harry.

Wait, what are you saying, Colin? Oh, Tony, fuck you now.

I think if that was a conversation, we definitely should be off to it.

Yeah. 100%. Yeah. Is everyone happy for them to swap, though? No. No, I don't

agree. No, can we just stand there and just take it?

No, no, that was a conversation then, obviously.

But no, but that's what I'm saying. They're having that conversation. How is

and Meg there? It doesn't make any sense. How is Dee and Meg there?

They've literally just said that Shakira says she likes Harry more than Connor.

Well, no, I said I liked Harry because I had more feelings for Harry because we

were in a couple longer. Let's look this in.

It really wasn't deep. I don't get why they keep asking and hounding me, like,

what are you trying to get out of here? Like, just let me be fucking happy and

crack on with what I'm cracking on with. So draining.

Third place is Helena and Harry.

Yeah!

Second place is Tony and Harrison.

Nice. Spot on.

They're laughing.

Oh, he's not laughing. First place is Megan Dejan.

Fair one.

We've had the top three, right? Yeah.

We won a medal, babe.

Not the one we wanted.

I guess third ain't too bad. It's obviously still not nice, but I don't

feel like it's one -sided.

What about you, H?

I feel like you can come across that I'm not that arse and that you're all in,

you know?

I'm with the public on this one. I gave a fuck about you. You didn't care about

anyone but yourself.

Next.

I feel like that's down to my actions in here, but I know Meg 100 % knows how I

feel about her, especially now.

Nice, dude. Thank you. Yeah, I like that. Good to meet you. Good to meet

You're off time.

It's enough of that.

Which couple lacks emotional depth?

Why?

No, would we?

Friendship couple.

Yeah.

Oh, we could do without this.

Oh, I bet they're going to put up with it.

Try and learn.

Yeah, I think this is wrong, but okay.

Guys, what do you guys think?

I don't know, you guys.

I think second and third swap, because Boris and Biddicus have actually, like,

tried, and I think it's obvious there isn't something there.

Like, I don't think we'll even get a vote.

Well, we haven't even got, like, anything solid.

Do you get it?

Even though they had a point, so maybe... All right, Hov, are we good to

in? Locked in. No switch -ems.

Emotional depth.

I think we both are quite emotionally deep, and I think there's a lot of

ones over there.

Unfortunately, I do.

In third place is Billy Kiss and Bari.

Sorry,

that was my fault.

That was my fault.

Second place is Megan Dijon.

What? What was the question?

Lacks emotional depth, nah.

Stop. Yeah, we're going to be fine.

Stop, stop, let's do it.

If you're right, blast out.

No. I told you so. No, because I bet on the bad guy.

First place is Helena and Harry. What did I fucking say?

That was a fucking joke.

What did I say? And we're cleaning up, by the way.

I fucking knew it.

No one listens to me, and I've got it right every time. What is going on?

What emotional depth do we have, then?

Because we have an IQ over fucking three.

I'm a bit confused, to be fair.

I feel like I'm the most emotional out of everyone in the villa, but... Us

against the world, babe.

Yeah, let's go.

We'll take it.

I feel like people really look at us and think we're just pissing around.

Yeah, I feel hard done by with that one.

come back to the ranking challenge where the islanders find out what you think

of them although by the looks of things whatever you think of them it's nowhere

near as bad as what they think of each other

which couple do you think is

costing costing along just sailing through going through the motions

they've sort of plateaued they're not going anywhere in the relationship yeah

you're just coasting through with someone you're not really feeling until

someone who you like comes in yeah like you're just coasting

like you're not making progress with the person you can coast in a relationship

like when you get to a good you can just carry on putting effort in yeah i don't

think it's that though because coasting i would say it's more of like you're

just sort of like in it Just for now.

Yeah, if that's what everyone thinks, that's fine. Yeah.

So who do we actually think is coasting? I think it'll be Sia, Meg, Harry and

Helena, Boris and Billikiss. No, I do. I just think... Does anyone agree with

Emma? I don't agree with us being up there, so I'm not going to go up there,

if it's us... We don't even know what the word means.

I think, obviously, Billikiss and Boris.

I'll go Emma and Cash.

Who else is in the friendship? And then Ty and Lauren.

I think it's going to be both of you couples.

I wouldn't say Megan Dijon because you guys closed it off, innit? Come on,

take third again.

Which one, one or two?

I don't know, honestly.

You think? I don't think we're number one, but fuck it.

Us again.

Are you excited?

Yeah. What do we think?

Yeah, we're good like that. We looked at him.

In third place is Yasmin and Jamie. Yeah, I thought so. Why did you think

Because, like, we've obviously been together since Casa.

I haven't really explored anything else, neither has he. So it's just been,

like, coasting again. Playing sailing.

Second place is Billy Kiss and Boris.

First place is Megan Dijon.

Fucking hell.

Sorry, guys. That's all right. What do

you think about that?

I'm not surprised that we're here.

A lot of times it felt like Boris was just kind of like using me as a

placeholder. So maybe that's why we're here.

Sorry, Boris. I had sparkle in the beginning, but what can I do if the

is gone in a few days, you know?

Megan D, do you have any idea why the public might think you're Kostin?

I actually have no idea.

To be honest, there's another one that's a bit confusing. I have no idea.

I feel like we wasn't on the podium for a reason because I'm guessing the

majority of you think that we're not coasting. And even if you did think that

was, I probably still wouldn't care.

To be fair, it could probably be because, like, you've advanced so much

like, there's only so far you can go in here, if you know what I mean.

Maybe.

Surely that's a positive, though, isn't it? Being the only exclusive couple.

So then we'll take our gold medal tomorrow, then.

Which couple is playing the biggest game?

I'm done calling problems.

I'm going to go with you two.

I do think you might be up there.

Yeah, okay.

Jay and Yaz, just because you've gone straight to him and kissed him straight

away. Yeah. People might just be like... Yeah. No, no, I think that's... That is

what happens. That is what happens.

I see your guys' point. Should we go second?

Yeah. Yeah.

Harry or Harrison?

Only Harrison. Harrison alone.

Who's been the biggest game?

Yeah, it's got to be a couple, not just individually.

I just think your behaviour, both of you, it...

looks like you're just messing around.

Yeah, but I don't think it means game like that. It's not like a game of hide

and seek.

You're missing the point of the question.

You just want to say Harry.

Yeah. I said Harrison as well.

Connor's gone from a lot of couples.

Do you get me? I'm not saying what you lot's got is fake. Yeah, we'll go. We'll

take the red.

In third place is Helena

and Harry.

Wow. I was right.

Second place, Tony and Harrison.

I said it.

First place, Meg and Dijon.

Em, you got it right. Why did you say all of us? Because it's obvious.

It's so obvious.

How is it obvious, though? I do think you're all messing around and playing a

game. Not the girls, the boys, OK?

Agreed. No, but playing a game would be playing it safe and just staying here,

like, for no reason.

Yeah. The game is my fucking feelings. You're very unserious and I just think

we've seen that with all of your behaviours. Yeah, I just don't get it.

don't get it. You just don't like that you're stood up there and you don't like

my answer.

Yeah, I don't like it, to be honest with you.

To be honest, in the beginning, it was kind of a game to me.

Obviously, I had a good connection with Meg. As my feelings have progressed with

her, I don't see it as a game. It's no longer a game for me at all.

See, I'm not being funny. Sometimes the speeches, I think, are coming across

disingenuous to the public, like the way you say it. I can only just be me, I'm

sorry. Yeah, I know, but I'm just saying it might be perceived that way. Yeah, I

don't care. I can just be me. No, you've got to change, dude. You've got to

change yourself. Yeah, I can't change.

Yeah.

Tomorrow night.

Islanders. The game isn't over.

An angel's a thing.

Enter the world.