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Tonight we uncover a heavy stream of reports of a disease outbreak more

than cancer.

Common symptoms include large blisters on the skin from sun exposure.

News reports confirm the recent discovery that

blood donation facilities have knowingly been distributing blood to these so

-called vampires around the world. We have now discovered the aggressiveness

this new mutated disease.

Doctors are baffled at the sheer number of people affected by the disease and

how it's been hidden for so long, up until now.

It was the result of deficiencies of active enzymes in the liver and skin.

It was first discovered by King George III of England in 1811 when he was

diagnosed with the disease.

After several rumored attacks, a person claiming to be one of the vampire's

sectional leaders has come forward to make an official statement and address

public's concerns.

that we're suffering from.

We're not monsters.

We're simply people trying to survive.

What about the news reports of vampires using blood donation facilities?

Well, I would like to make a point about that. The people who have donated blood

have done so on a voluntary basis. No one was forced to give blood

at these participating facilities.

Is there anything else you'd like to tell our audience?

Ah,

we have feelings just like anybody else. We just want to coexist in peace.

We don't want to hurt anyone in any way, shape, or form.

And we sincerely hope that people feel that way about us.

Yeah.

Okay. Hi.

Uh, I'm Benny. This is, well, this is going to be my first time out in the

and I thought it'd be great to document my experience because I'm going to be

joining that team there.

That's Mike.

Good dude's a legend.

He's one of the biggest names as far as documentarians go. He actually uncovered

the evidence that linked the blood donation facility to all the vampires.

There's Carrie.

She's pretty hot, isn't she?

She's been Mike's right -hand man, or woman, since the beginning.

Oh, and that's Aaron.

He's my sister's husband. He sort of runs the station.

I think he's about to announce that I'm going to be joining the team.

Okay.

So... We just got the go -ahead to film that supposed vampire

film. All right.

I knew it.

I'm sure they're just a bunch of nuts, but it'll be good for the ratings.

Yeah, I figured they were going to give it to us when we broke the story.

Now we've got to go over a few things.

Okay. One,

they only want three people in the house.

Hold on a second, Aaron. You know we always have a crew of ten at seven

to be able to do the job.

Well, you're going to have three this time. That's all they want in the house.

That's the way they want it. That's the way it's going to be.

Fine. Do you want to give Evan a call? He's good at multitasking.

You can call Don.

He's probably available.

You're taking Benny.

Benny? As in your brother -in -law?

As in my brother -in -law.

Aaron, he doesn't have the proper experience to be able to be on this

He'll be fine.

Anyway, I'm sick and tired of my wife breaking my balls. I don't give this kid

enough to do. Look, I'm sure you can appreciate the importance of meeting.

He'll be fine. Benny, get in here!

And turn that goddamn camera off! Shit.

Coming!

Gonna be working with Mike and Perry on that vampire story. Is that camera off?

Oh, yeah. It's off.

Let me go over this with you.

While you're in the house, you may not bring with you any crosses,

rosary beads,

Holy water.

Steak. This is ridiculous.

This is what they want.

How do we know they're not going to infect us or kill us?

They're not going to infect or kill you.

This is all coming from the sect leader.

What is a sect leader?

The sectional leader. He's the one that arranged all this.

They want you to go there tonight.

And while you're in the house, I want you to report to me. Aye, aye, Captain.

Any other questions?

Do we have permission to stake them in the heart if they vamp out on us?

Mike, you're in charge here, so you fuck up, you know what.

Thanks, Darren.

I'm in trouble.

You know, I wish I had that recorder so I could play it back for him.

Actually, I...

I did record it.

Really? Yeah,

I thought it'd be cool to have it. That's good. Can you shut the camera

Don't do that.

I never stop rolling.

Bitch.

Benny, quit jerking off.

All right.

You're a little cranky right now since carrying him, you know.

Do you understand how expensive a lavalier mic is?

Uh, yeah, I do. Today's our first day of production.

We just got the official word that we've been granted exclusive... Fanny.

Fanny, pay attention.

Okay? These batteries are cards, right? Uh, did you... Did you charge the other

ones like I asked you to earlier?

Uh, yeah.

They're almost ready.

I should be home.

All right, Carrie, can you take notes? We're gonna take inventory.

Yeah.

Come on, Fanny, let's do this. Call it out. All right. We have two main DSLRs.

Battery's in here.

Keep it going. And then we got two of the handhelds.

Uh, you have the case for this, right? No, you have the case for that. Benny,

you're gonna get the case for this.

Come on, I don't have all day. We have three of these hidden IP cameras,

of transmitting their signal to a phone app. Check these things out.

These are bad -ass, huh?

Mm -hmm.

What else?

Uh, we also have this Hi8.

Hi. Okay, why are you bringing a hi -eight along?

For night vision.

You know, I thought it'd be cool to have in stuff.

Yeah, that's going to come in real handy, Penny.

Oh, and last but not least, we have two of these wireless HD micro cameras.

They're the size of a shirt button.

Hey, do you want to spy on my roommate?

Do you want to spy on your roommate? Yeah, I'm positive. We could have some

Oh, my God, please.

What? Please just go over there. It's not like I haven't seen him before.

Oh, my God.

All right, Benny. Is that it?

Okay, look, it's really cute that you're filming, but can you stop?

I mean, why are you filming? I don't even understand.

Well, I'm also documenting the journey, you know, so we can get everything.

Yeah, that's good.

Then why don't you cut and help us load up the gear?

Start by getting the case for this handheld.

Please. Really?

Yeah. Why don't you shut up?

Did you finish the inventory? I can't even read your handwriting.

Benny, the case for this handheld.

Let's load up the truck. Come on.

Do you remember what I said to you when we first started dating?

They are still at it.

What are you talking about?

You honestly don't remember what I said to you? No, I don't remember. That was

like five years ago. Oh, it's nice to know that I had such little meaning in

your life.

Oh, come on. Fucking drop it. Fine.

Wait here.

Where's he going?

Beats me.

What the hell? Is he running into that church?

He's coming back now.

Sounds like you two had some issues to work out.

Yeah, sorry about that. He's good at his job. He just became arrogant.

Holy water.

Is that what you were doing?

Yeah. I thought Aaron said that we weren't supposed to... You know what?

not the one out there risking his neck, is he?

So fuck him.

Wow, this is straight out of a horror movie.

I guess they have a flair for the theatrics, don't they?

Maybe one of us should grab the gear.

Hello?

Hi. You guys are the camera crew, right?

Yeah, that's right.

Yeah, that's the wrong house. That was abandoned. We live over here.

You honestly thought we lived there?

No, our station manager just must have given us the wrong address.

Fuck it, that's not embarrassing.

I remember a nice employee.

Hi, I'm Mike.

Hi, Mike. I'll be conducting the interview.

Eleanor, but you can call me Al.

Okay, Al, let me introduce you to the crew. This is Carrie. She'll be running

sound. Hi, Carrie.

Nice to meet you. And behind the lens, that's Benny. He's operating the camera

most of the time. Hi, Benny.

Hi. I guess I'll have to get used to having a camera around.

Um, okay.

Everyone, please.

Come on, bud.

Hi, honey.

Hey.

The camera crew from the news station is here.

Can you get a shot of that mirror, please? Okay. Copy that. Mirror?

What?

Oh, I see.

No, we're not as mystical as Hollywood has made us out to be.

I'm glad that you're here to dispel that image.

Yeah. I'm going to get Seltzer in the dinner and leave. You guys do it.

Okay. Where's Blake and Sullivan?

I just saw Blake.

So who do we have here?

Oh, I'm Mike. How do you do, Mike? I'm Andrew.

I'm Carrie.

Carrie. This is Benny.

Hi, Benny.

Thanks for having us.

I'm Mike.

This is Blake.

Blake, this is the camera crew that I told you about.

Oh, hey.

I'm Blake. I'm really excited to have you guys.

Yeah, but maybe you should show them up to their room so they'll get settled and

we'll have some supper or something.

All right. Come on. What kind of supper did you have in mind?

Supper? Food?

Oh.

Another. Oh.

You don't have anything to worry about. We've been dining with humans for years.

And on them.

He's kidding.

Kidding. He's kidding.

Is that working?

Yeah. Can we just start over? Well, we can just erase that part.

Erase it.

Yeah. Okay.

Upstairs.

Actually, is it possible to pull our truck into the driveway to unload our

equipment? Sure. That's why you're here.

Great. Great. We'll be back in a minute. Benny, put down the camera. Thanks.

Benny.

Yeah. All right.

Right this way.

I'm on camera, right? Yep. We got you. Okay, cool. This is my good side, so I'm

good.

This place is pretty amazing. How long have you lived here?

Yeah, 12 years, you know? But I'm really excited to have you guys. I mean, I

personally insisted that you guys come.

Yeah, I've always wanted to meet you.

Why is that?

Well, you know, we've had to stay out of the limelight all these years because,

you know, whatever.

You know, the cat's out of the bag now. So I figured this is my chance to be

famous and shit. So I'm going to show you guys around. I'm going to show you

inside scoop on everything, okay? Okay, sounds great. Thanks, man. And you guys,

you know, let me know if you need anything, like anything at all, okay?

Where's this gear going?

Oh, yeah, right here.

Yeah, Cap wants you guys in here.

So this is where he wants you. So just, you know, get settled and you guys are

ready. Come downstairs. We got some delicious food, okay?

Awesome. Sounds good. This is going to be in the documentary, right?

Yeah, I mean, you know. Okay. Come on back down. Okay.

Come on, Carrie. Looks like you and I can take this. I'm going to be taking

single and you and Benny are going to show the queen.

Great. Here, put this on.

They won't even know you're recording them.

Do you need some help putting it on?

Can you help me?

Just put it right in that button. Hold on.

Is it hitting enough? Let me check the camera feed.

Good.

Seems like the signal is weak or something.

Yeah, look, we don't have time to fix it right now. So just make my micro cam

the B cam and yours the A.

Let's go.

Okay.

Oh, the music they blast right now.

Ah, hello. Good evening.

Come, sit, eat.

Have a seat.

Oh, thank you. Thanks.

You are welcome. This is Ed as well.

Thanks. I'll stand.

It's his job to operate the camera, so... Oh, I see.

Oh, yeah, well, so... What do you two do?

Oh, um, I run sound, I operate equipment, take notes, stuff like that.

Mm -hmm. And you, Mike? I conduct the interviews.

You know, ask questions, keep it going.

So you're like the face of the documentary.

You could say that, but ultimately the story's about you.

Righteous man.

That's Quake.

And that's for Sullivan. Sullivan is a quiet one in the family.

Well, you know, he's a little shy, but once he gets to know you, he'll warm up.

Here you go. Oh, thank you.

Oh, um, what is this?

Oh, that's a ham steak.

That's from a pig.

Of course, I'm sorry.

Give us a little credit.

We've been entertaining for centuries. We do know how to make you guys a meal.

Sorry if Carrie offended you.

It's quite all right.

Are you going to be eating?

Yeah. No, no, no. He'll eat later.

What about you guys?

Are you eating?

Us, as you know, our diet consists of something a little bit different.

It's kind of a liquid diet.

Oh, so that's blood?

It's blood from the Czech Republic.

Oh.

So you guys dump on humans for food?

Goodness,

no. That would be like you hunted that pig for your supper.

Well, there are actually some... Blake, you're interrupting.

It's all automated now.

We live our lives pretty much just like you, except our diet's a little

different. Yes, and one could say even kinder because we accept blood

So there isn't any killing of any people anymore.

So you don't bite people on the necks?

Please, by all means, begin eating.

To answer your question, no, we do not bite people on the necks. Not at all.

There is no need.

As you're aware, blood is donated freely from numerous sources around the world.

Wow, this food is really good.

Elle's a good cook, isn't she?

I've had many years to perfect it.

Exactly how many years would that be?

If you're trying to figure out how old I am, let me remind you, it's still

considered rude to ask women's age, regardless of species.

Point taken.

Alrighty then, as guests in the house, I have to run a few rules about you, if

you don't mind.

Okay.

First...

Um, there can't be any filming of our rituals, our ceremonies.

Well, in order for us to completely capture your lifestyle, we have to

No, no cameras, no filming of ceremonies.

Okay.

And second of all, we can't allow you to go down into the basement.

You can have a free run around of the house if you like, but the basement's

limits.

There's a lot of old heirlooms down there that we don't see anything happen

That understood?

Absolutely. Understood. We understand.

And finally, you can't disturb us during the day when we're sleeping.

Yeah. It's absolutely essential that we rest during those hours so that we can

function properly.

With no exceptions.

Okay, well, as guests of your house, we will follow all of your rules.

All righty then.

So, after we eat, what do we do?

Okay, just be careful not to hit it.

Is it on properly?

Yeah, just try not to hit it.

Okay. I think we're good.

Fire away, Mike.

Great.

Could you please start by stating your name for the camera?

My name is Andrew.

Richard.

And what do you do for a living?

Venture. I'm sorry, could you please state it as, I work as... Oh, I work

as a venture capitalist.

From the outside perspective, you seem like an ordinary, ambitious guy.

Sometimes I get a little lazy.

But let's get to the heart of the matter.

You are a vampire.

What defines me as being a vampire is that I need albumin.

It's a protein plasma that's found in blood.

That's my food. That's what keeps me functioning.

Do you have fangs?

Do I look like I have fangs?

What happens if you touch a cross?

Oh, I start to get a tingling feeling that I can't control it.

No, nothing.

Nothing happens in particular.

Would a stake to the heart kill you?

Well, wouldn't a stake through the heart kill you?

What about holy water?

Nope.

Sunlight?

Sunlight is a different matter, yes. Due to our genetic makeup, we suffer from

exposure to sunlight because we have a condition known as cutaceous porphyria,

which is where if we are exposed to direct sunlight, our skin blisters and

burns.

So you're saying that every myth about vampires can be explained medically?

Modern science can explain all of our medical conditions.

If you go back in time and people thought to be crazed or out of their

lunatic, for example, they were characterized as being possessed by the

devil.

We don't believe that today.

How old are you, Andrew?

I'm 147 years old.

How is this possible?

Well, the blood that we require regenerates ourselves. But can you

it's possible for your... We should just move on from that one.

Well, I mean, it's impossible.

Okay.

You know, I got a meeting that I've got to keep. I've got to make a living, like

you said, right?

Maybe we could come back to that at a future time.

You all right?

Okay, what just happened?

Right. I'm so excited.

How's my hair? Okay, can you turn off the moon while I'm doing this? Okay. I'm

sorry.

Benny? Yeah.

Cool. Hey, how close are you?

It's about to here.

Okay. So I can move around a little bit? Yeah.

Okay. I think we're good. Okay.

All right. Are you ready?

I was born ready.

Okay. Can you please start by stating your name for the camera?

I'm Blake Theodore Schlosser I.

And can you state your age for the camera?

I'm 111 years old, bro.

Tell me about yourself.

Well, I like living the fast lane, you know what I mean?

I feel like as a vampire, you know, I can live the party lifestyle without any

of the consequences humans would have.

Well, how long have you been living your life like this?

Well, probably ever since I turned, I think, late 20s.

You see, I came from a poor family. We didn't have a lot of money, so I used to

make a habit of stealing food, and one day it caught up to me.

They threw me in jail, you know?

They sentenced me to hard labor from a child until adulthood.

I mean, it was miserable.

I didn't get to feel like what it was like to be free, to have fun.

And on top of it all, it was this warden who, he really didn't like me.

So he literally punished me every chance he got.

I mean, one day, he beat me so bad, I mean, I was on my deathbed.

That was the day that I met Andrew.

And that was the day he made me an offer that I couldn't refuse.

So what was the first thing that you did when you became a vampire?

Mike, that's a good question.

old -fashioned whoop -ass on that warden. And I'm talking about I ripped

from limb to freaking limb. I mean, he was begging.

Begging in ways I never even imagined possible.

Sweet revenge.

Oh, man.

I was dancing on his heart. I was still beaten.

Refused to even drink his blood. Such a bastard.

Um, did you tell your family?

Uh, I just came here and, like, This is my family, you know?

Sounds like quite the life.

Oh, shit, it is now.

Have you ever killed anyone that you've never met?

Oh, yeah.

Lots of times I have.

But, you know, not so much anymore.

I see.

Do you miss it?

Well, yeah. I mean, I miss it.

But, you know, we evolve and shit like that.

Well, thank you.

We're done?

Look, we'll...

Do some more later, but that's it for now.

Okay. Cool.

How'd I look?

Good? Yeah.

Cool. No, you're not listening to me.

No, I was. I have to fucking stop that interview. How am I supposed to do my

job? I mean, that's the whole point, right? We're here to interview them, and

then they stop it short? Yeah, I don't... Where's Carrie?

Is she in the bathroom?

I mean... What?

Benny, put... Okay.

Put the fucking camera down. We're waiting for, um...

The, the, that weird, the weird, the weird one. Yeah.

I don't know. Put the camera down there.

Sorry.

He's not quite used to this stuff.

Should we do this another time? He just needs a minute.

Please state your name for the camera.

Martin Selvin Drask.

Martin, could you... I'm Selvin.

Selvin.

Can you tell us your age?

Go ahead.

Can you tell us what you do remember?

Darkness. Infinite black.

Darkness. Okay, okay, okay. Whoa.

Oh, wait. Okay.

Just... Can you just turn that off?

Okay. It's off.

Okay.

Okay. Okay, obviously, we need to get some air. This isn't going to work.

We're going to take a break.

Felden, he was trapped in a concrete dungeon for years, and he wasn't exposed

any light or interaction, so he went a little mad, but he's getting better.

a process.

Well, how did he survive while he was trapped?

Dude mainly got on rafts.

That's terrible.

That's disgusting. How long was he down there?

Over 30 years.

Holy cow, 30 years?

Yeah, that's what he said, Benny. Yeah, yeah, that's what I said, but imagine

what that would do to your mind. I mean, like... He was this close to becoming a

dweller. I'm sorry, a dweller?

Yeah, a dweller. It's when a vampire doesn't get enough blood, they go

absolutely mad and turn into rabid animals.

Well, how did he end up there in the first place?

Some villagers chased him there, some shit. I don't really remember. But what

do know is when he got loose, he single -handedly went to that village and tore

the shit out of it. He killed everyone.

Listen, you guys cannot tell Andrew that I told you any of this shit. I'll get

in trouble.

Cool. Yeah. Yeah. Sure.

It's an old school shit we used to do.

Okay. Can you please start by stating your name for the camera?

My name is Eleanor Theodore Gray.

And can you state your age, please?

I told you I don't wish to discuss that topic.

Okay. Did Andrew infect you?

Yes, he drained my blood and infected me with his own.

but not for the reasons that you might think.

I contracted a severe case of polio.

I was dying when Andrew gave me the choice to live or die, so I chose life.

Through vampirism, did you know what you were being offered at the time?

Please understand, I had a sickly mother who needed my help.

I didn't want to leave her.

Andrew gave me the greatest gift that anybody ever could, so I fell in love

I married him.

So after you became a vampire, your feelings never changed?

The misconception that we turn into mindless, bloodthirsty beasts is

My family means as much to me now as it did before I was changed.

We need blood. It's what our bodies require to survive.

It's a small price to pay for what we get to experience.

And what is that?

We never have to see ourselves age.

We can watch life.

Time go by as cultures change.

And what are the downsides?

Watching those that you love age ungracefully and die around you.

I'd say that's the hardest part for me.

Can you imagine being trapped for 30 years in complete darkness?

I know, it's crazy. Hey, can you put down that camera for a second and help

with the gear?

What?

What was it?

I just saw something outside.

Are you sure? I saw it, too.

Yes.

Nothing there now.

I don't know if I feel like sleeping now.

Hey, listen.

I'm not going to let anything happen to you, all right? Okay. Nice try.

What just happened?

You were asleep the whole time.

Yeah, I woke up because I felt like my life was in danger or something.

Yeah, that's not far from the truth.

Shut up, Benny.

What?

Hey, was this thing running the whole time?

Yeah.

Good, that means we can... It is now officially day two, and this morning was

little... awkward.

7 .30.

Don't be sleeping if you guys didn't tell me what happened last night. It

the shit out of me.

It was freaky.

Everyone seems to be asleep now, though.

Why don't you put that down and grab yourself a bowl?

I'm good. I never eat breakfast.

Yeah, and then you're going to bitch to me later that I didn't let you eat.

Are you seriously filming us while we're eating cereal?

Yeah, man.

You never know what you're going to get.

I mean, think of what we caught last night.

That reminds me.

First, over a business today, I want to set up cameras all around the house.

Do you think Andrew will be cool with it? Andrew's not going to know.

Okay, and then you're going to patch those in through your phone app.

Also, I want to try to get down to that... Oh, Carrie.

Are you okay?

Just lean your head back. This is a nosebleed.

Hey, can you put that down and help out for a second? Yeah. Do you want to...

Sorry.

It's the back. Check at the back.

All right.

All the camera's set.

Go and check and see if they're working.

Yeah, checking.

Yeah, man. Cameras one, two, and three are all set.

Oh. One second.

Hey, Aaron. What's up?

Yeah, yeah. I can do that right now.

Okay. Bye.

Aaron wants to do a video call, so...

You were supposed to touch base earlier. What's going

on?

Yeah, I was just about to call you.

What a ditty.

She's not feeling well, so she's resting. How's everything else going?

Well, at first, they seemed kind of ordinary. You haven't seen anything

Yeah,

that's what I thought at first, but now we've seen a couple of strange things.

One of the family members came into our room this morning, and he was sniffing

Carrie.

Sniffing?

that just means he's a pervert.

I'm just not ready to leave yet. I think there's something off about... Betty,

why the hell are you filming this?

I'm not.

Try and make an effort to come up with something newsworthy, please.

Will do.

Thank you.

Bye.

So what do you think?

Well, for starters...

I think we should be sleeping during the daytime so that we can be awake at

night when they are. Yeah, considering what happened this morning and the fact

that we all got very little sleep, I'm going back to bed.

Hey, guys.

That scared the shit out of me. Did you see that?

No, I just thought you were supposed to be, well, you know.

Oh, because it's daytime?

No, no, no. I built up a resistance to indirect sunlight.

But I did hear what the boss man was talking about. Sounds like he's a little

skeptical of us still, huh? I think it's just difficult for Aaron because he's

not... Okay, there's another one. Cool, because I want to show you guys

something. Come over here.

Okay.

Now, are you ready?

This is going to blow your mind, okay? Sure, we're ready. This thing's

recording, right? Oh, yeah, it's on. Come here, come here. Focus on my arm,

okay?

All right, here goes nothing.

You want to try it? I'm good, thanks.

Okay, but you got it. You got it, right? Yeah, yeah.

Okay, cool.

Cool. Well, um, what do you guys think? You want to do another interview?

Because we got this now.

We'll do a second round throughout the week, so.

Okay, but, you know, everybody's asleep right now. I mean, we could totally,

like, just pop one off.

Yeah, um, we have to properly set up the equipment and script out some more

questions, so we're kind of not ready.

Okay. Well, then, um, I'm going to leave the show.

All right. Sleep well.

Hey, what do you guys think?

You think this footage is interesting enough for your boss, man? I mean, I

really don't want you guys to leave yet, you know?

Absolutely.

You sure?

Yeah. All right.

Cool. Cool.

Well, I'm out.

Have a good one.

up anyway i don't know now now we know they're awake at night and during the

guys wake up it's almost six

oh shit we spent a long fucking time benny

why didn't you get us up earlier man i dozed off can't you do anything right

carrie carrie come on it's time to get up

Mike, what's wrong with her?

How the hell should I know?

Hey, what's going on?

Dude, look at her.

She's all pale.

Yeah, she felt really cold.

Mike, check her neck for bite marks.

No, no, there's nothing.

Penny?

Hey.

Hey, how are you feeling?

Maybe I can find some aspirin downstairs.

Yeah, look, I'm coming with you so that you don't give her anything else fucked

up. You know, I can do some things right.

Do

you

want to put down that camera for a second and help me look for medicine for

Carrie?

Good evening.

Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you.

No, I'm just sorry you took us by surprise.

Evening, Benny.

Hi, Al.

Is there anything I can help you find?

We're just trying to find some aspirin. Carrie's not feeling so well.

Oh, I'm sorry, Danny.

Let me see what we have.

Good evening, fellas.

Good evening. Hey. Andrew Day, Mike, some carriers are feeling so good.

No, no.

Do you know if we have any aspirin?

I don't know. I mean, look in the medicine cabinet.

Oh.

Not much use for it. Here we are.

Oh, here it is. Thank you.

She finds everything.

You guys sleep well?

Actually, yeah, we slept fine.

Glad to hear.

You know, I've got to tell you that we were expecting additional guests later

tonight. Oh, I didn't know that anyone else was coming.

Yeah, it's our sectional leader.

He's paying up the visit.

It's actually considered quite an honor.

So I'd ask him to be on your best behavior.

Yeah, yeah, of course.

And he'd also, he'd like to contribute to the documentary.

Oh, well, great. I'm sure we'll get some great footage.

I should probably get this up to Carrie, so thank you. Yeah.

Oh, dinner will be ready in about half an hour.

Cool. Great. We'll see you then. Thanks.

Thank you, though.

Someone's at the door.

Hey. Hey, guys.

Oh, so Andrew wanted me to let you know that Samuel's here.

Oh, uh, we'll be right down.

Okay.

Cool.

All right, let's do this. Wait, do you have your microcam on?

Uh... Yep, all set.

When I told you it was coming tonight.

Great. Sam, nice to meet you. Mike.

Samuel, please.

Yes, of course. Sam, sorry.

So you're the one that broke the story about the blood donation facilities.

Yes, I happened to stumble upon that. I see.

Well, you should know. I requested you personally.

I wanted to see if you were as good as your reputation.

Well, I guess we'll find out.

This is Benny. He's operating the camera.

Benny?

Hi there. Gentlemen, we're going to leave you. Ladies, we have to continue

prepare for tonight's ceremony.

Thank you, Andrew.

This is my daughter, Rebecca.

Rebecca, nice to meet you.

Hi, nice to meet you.

And this is my other daughter, Sybil.

Sybil, it's a pleasure.

To meet you as well?

How dare you address me? You're nothing more than prey.

Sybil. We feed on pitiful bloodsucks like you, nothing more.

They who say it.

They who say it.

Apologize for my daughter's behavior. She's still adjusting to the changing

times. Yeah, it's okay.

You know, kids.

Can you tell us a brief history about yourself?

Okay. I was raised in England.

I came over to the States in the early 17th century.

How did you become a vampire?

Directing to the point I see.

I was turned by an elder.

If an elder were to die, would you be affected by that?

Well, since we're all connected, we would feel tremendous physical pain,

Would you change back?

No.

No. Once the virus is in your bloodstream, it's there. There's no way

of it.

Do you know how vampirism came to be?

That's like asking how fish came to be.

When I discovered that blood donation facilities were supplying vampires with

their sustenance, it seemed that you had adapted to new ways.

We have adapted to modern times and technology.

It's not difficult for us to go around killing people anymore.

But you used to kill.

That was unfortunately part of our history.

How did you kill?

Whichever was the quickest way to draw the blood.

Being human, you wouldn't know about the pain and the hunger when we have a need

to feed.

It's as if nothing else matters.

Sounds like an addiction.

Of the worst kind.

But as I stated earlier, we've evolved.

We've learned over the centuries to control these urges.

We don't have any hatred of humans.

We're trying to help society by doing it a service.

How so?

I think it's better if I show you rather than explain.

But you're going to need to turn the cameras off.

Listen, if you want to see, you're going to need to turn them off.

Well, go ahead.

All right.

Shut them down.

Yeah. Fuck you guys.

Why the fuck didn't we do anything to help that girl?

Mike! What do you think we could have done?

Dude, we could have done something.

Anything. We're just as guilty as those people.

This is a problem dealing with inexperience. Oh, don't give me that

man. We just watched a girl get fucking murdered while we sat around and

watched.

Would you shut up and think for a second, okay? What do you think would

happened if we tried to interfere? You think they would have let us live?

Huh? Oh, so you're saying there's nothing we can do. We're just going to

them kill people. We are doing something.

We're letting people know what's going on here.

So why the hell aren't we getting out of here?

What about our safety?

Don't you get it? We're going to let people know.

what these things really are.

I mean, yeah, look, fine.

Hey, we couldn't save one.

We're gonna save more in the long run. And what good is it gonna do if you're

dead and you can't tell anyone?

Yeah, well... Do you believe what they were saying about her?

I don't know.

It's done.

The only thing that matters now is...

I have to make sure the three of us get home safely.

Okay? Is she doing any better?

How the fuck should I know?

Does she look any better?

Fuck.

Aren't those Samuel's daughters?

Hey, Mike.

Check this out.

Wait, what? What is it?

Down there at the pool.

to be sisters.

That's what I thought.

So did the little ritual freak you guys out or what?

No, not really.

How about you, Benny? No.

No bother at all.

Cool, man.

Cool. So everybody downstairs started figuring that maybe you guys would want

come with Selma and I and document the night stuff.

You game?

Sure. Why not?

What do you think, Benny?

Sure.

Awesome. Oh, man. It's going to be so much fun.

But we can't tell Andrew.

Okay? We can keep it behind his back.

They're busy downstairs with Samuel, whatever, so let's think out the back

quietly. Okay.

Oh, man, it's gonna be so much fun. You're gonna get so much kick -ass

Trust me.

Trust me.

Just... Trust me.

All right, let's rock and roll.

Oh!

How's your girl doing?

Uh, better, I think.

We're ready to go, so let's go. Whoa.

We're not going that way.

We're not? No.

Wait, what's going on? Grab Benny.

I got Mike.

I'm fucking

with you.

You thought we could fly?

You've seen too many movies, Mikey.

Come on, we're going to take the back staircase.

It's wet.

I don't want you to use this in your face.

All right, listen, listen. The lights burn out, so make sure you watch your

step.

So that girl that was sacrificed today, was she actually sick?

Fuck no.

No, no, no, no. We shot her in the street tonight.

She was scarred.

I knew it.

So why weren't you there?

Oh, those guys and the whole domesticated Andrew trying to be

that. He's losing his edge.

So you're saying that you want to continue killing then?

Listen, what I'm saying is, no offense, but I want humans to fear us.

Because if they fear us, then they respect us.

Come on!

So much fun.

Hey, hey, come on, get down, get down.

See the house with the light? Yeah, that's where we're going.

Okay, why?

Well, it's a little bit out of the way, and a bunch of stoners live there.

Oh, Selvin likes one of the guys, too.

But why are we here?

Well, you want to see how we live, right? So that's what I'm trying to show

Just keep the camera rolling. The footage is going to be amazing. Come on,

on.

Okay,

good.

Make sure to keep the camera on me, okay?

Follow closely.

Okay.

Make sure to keep the camera on both of us.

Let's grab some beers.

it, Jones. If I may please have your kindly -minded attention.

Oh, come on.

Hey, you got about 10 seconds to get out of here before I knock the fuck out of

you. Excuse me, you're interrupting.

Hey, Glenn, go get my fucking gun off the dresser.

Fucking now, Glenn!

Ooh,

tough guy.

It's gonna be good. Oh!

Was that... Was that it? Okay, come on.

Do it!

Oh!

Did you just stab me?

Is that the best shot?

I'm choking.

Man.

Get the fuck away from him.

I'm going to fucking kill you.

That's not going to stop you.

Get to make a wish.

Oh, hey, you want to see what it looks like? You're going to kill him just do

so he doesn't have to suffer.

Well, I mean, his body's in shock.

He doesn't feel anything.

See?

Oh, hey, you know what?

process? Quick, quick, ready?

Yes! Okay, wait, can you see everything?

Okay, good.

Ask me some questions.

Uh, what goes through your mind when you're telling me?

Your adrenaline rush, man.

Hey, hey, Sullivan, what are you feeling?

It feels nice.

It feels nice. There you go. Uh, anything, anything else?

Hey, hey, hey, One more question. Take that.

Why do you kill?

Since blood is rarely available to you.

That's a good question.

The hunt.

Yes. We really enjoy the hunt. That's the part of us that's human. You know?

don't want our food to get into us like we're a bunch of caged animals, you

know?

Here, come on.

Tonight was fun, right?

It was good.

Hey, but, you know, we gotta keep this between us, okay?

Everyone's gonna find out when we release the footage.

Ooh.

Good.

I hope it shocks the shit out of him. I mean, fuck Andrew and his politically

correct bullshit.

I had a lot of fun.

Come on, let's go.

Alvin, come on.

We got the footage.

Why the hell aren't we leaving yet?

How much more do we have to get before... What's going on over there?

Zoom in.

Fine.

Samuel and Eleanor.

Good talking, Mike.

Glad our lives mean so much to you. Wait.

Where's Andrew?

And you're totally ignoring me.

Well, turn on the audio.

I'll never forget you and you'll always be a part of me forever.

It is best if I stay with Andrew.

I worry about you so.

And I don't believe that Andrew can provide the protection that you need.

And I don't trust this film crew.

You worry too much, Samuel.

I have it under control and you forget how long I've been looking after myself.

Seems like some sort of a love triangle or something.

Yeah, I guess.

Let's see what's going on in the other cameras.

See, what the hell were you thinking?

Let's see what the big deal is.

I mean, everybody needs to know... No, they don't know!

They do not know!

And you have just sabotaged our plan to make them...

This whole masquerade that we're ordinary folks is just not cutting it

Andrew. And how are we supposed to easily overtake them if they already

that we're their enemies? You need to think.

You have just taken away our one advantage.

Okay. Okay.

So then what do you want to do?

You know exactly what you need to do now.

Holy shit.

What do we do?

We're getting the fuck out of here.

Now. It's about fucking time. I know you like to get a ton of footage and shit,

but...

Sorry to bother you.

We've prepared a late dinner for you.

Oh, well, we're not hungry, so... Andrew would actually like to have a word with

you. And he's requested that you don't bring any cameras.

Okay.

We'll be right down.

Good. We'll be expecting you shortly.

We can't go down there, Mike.

If we don't go down there, they're going to know we're on. And if we do, we're

dead.

Film this on your micro cam, all right?

Put the camera down.

Okay? Try to be as relaxed as possible.

Okay? We can't act scared or act like we know something's up.

Hey,

it does feel a little strange.

Yeah, almost like I'm faked.

We always try to get as much footage as possible, you know, just so we have more

to cut with.

Okay.

Did that ceremonial ritual of ours, did you find that disturbing?

I've seen worse.

I've visited the tribes in Africa that practice cannibalism.

So I've gotten very used to seeing rituals of different cultures.

I'm sure you have.

So what do you think?

I'm sorry, about what?

What do you think of us?

I think you're very similar to us.

Really? That's an improvement.

In what way?

Well, the two of you. For instance, your relationship.

It seems just like any other couple.

And how do you think your betrayers in the documentary?

Well, I have to take a look at the footage first and cut it together, but I

think you'll find it to your liking. Does that footage include what you shot

with Selvin and Blake?

When we got invited to join them earlier, we had no idea what they had in

for us. I've already spoken to Blake.

Blake knows that he will be severely punished.

I mean, how do you think that footage will make us look?

Well, if it's that important to you, we could just give you the storage cart

that we used tonight.

Mm -hmm.

I mean, you know, I could just go and find out which ones we used and give

to you.

Benny, can you help me find which cards were used tonight?

We'll be right back.

We'll be right here.

Mike, what are you doing?

We're not going to give them those cards, are we?

Of course not.

They would have killed us right then and there.

Holy water.

We're getting the hell out of here right now.

They said holy water doesn't affect them.

Yeah, well, I don't believe a word that they say.

Dude, bullets won't work.

They do when they're dipped in silver.

Since when do you have time to do this shit?

I told you, I always come prepared. Here, put this on.

Any steak?

No, but I do have these.

Where'd you find these?

You can get anything on the internet. Hey, check via cameras and tell me where

they're at.

Mike, they look anxious.

They're gonna catch on.

Oh shit, we gotta go now.

Garrett, come on, you gotta wake up.

Hey, go get the CF cards and the hard drive, but leave everything else.

I'm grabbing the Hi -8, too.

What for?

It's the only one with night vision. We might need it.

Fine, whatever.

Carrie.

Carrie, you gotta get up.

Yeah, I got it all. Just put it in my backpack.

Hey, wake up.

Carrie.

I'm gonna check where they're at.

Mike, they're getting up from the table.

We gotta go now. Harry, wake up.

We gotta go right now.

Come on, get up, get up.

Holy shit, dude.

Look at her back.

Stay still, okay? Let me see.

Oh, fuck.

Is it bad?

No, it's not that bad.

Listen, can you walk?

We gotta go.

Okay, come on.

Mike, they're gone.

Here, put this on.

Come on, come on, come on.

Here, take this.

They're right at the door.

Where'd they go?

I don't know. They're gone.

Leaving us so soon. Fuck you. We don't plan on being your next meal.

Well, now that the cat's out of the bag, I might as well show you our true

nature so that you wouldn't be too disappointed.

Get the fuck back.

We were never going to let you go.

Never.

There you go. Right there. Okay. One.

Two. Come

on,

come on. We've got to go.

Open it.

You won't be able to get out the front door. It's sealed.

And you'll pay for what you did to Blake.

Come on, let's go out the back. Let's go.

This way!

It could be down any second.

But it looks just like Elle.

Yeah, it's probably just Simone's painting. Come on. No, but guys, really,

at it. I think she's... We gotta move.

Yeah, but how do we know if there's a way out from... Well, it's better than

trying to go back up there, isn't it?

Where are they following us?

Shit, that's a damn good question.

Probably because they think we're gonna die down here.

Reassuring as always, asshole.

No, you didn't have to come along. Please don't remind me. Then why did

But you really want to do this right now? Yeah, I do.

Because I wanted to see if you were always going to be the asshole I took

for if you were ever going to change. Oh, what, you want me to be all nice and

shit? No, I want you to fucking grow up for once. Stop taking credit for

everything and go ahead and lay the blame for everything bad on everyone

Oh, Carrie, you all right?

Hey, I'm sorry.

I just need a rest for a second.

Do you guys see that?

No, we're fucking blind, Benny. Why do you always have to give me such a hard

time? I don't always give you a hard time. Yes, you have, from day one.

All right, I get that you don't like me and that you don't want me on your team,

but haven't I earned the right to finally... You know that I've been to

the most dangerous places in the world, right? Where the fuck have you been?

You haven't earned shit.

Carrie's right.

You're an asshole. Oh, my God, you guys, now's not the fucking time, okay?

This basement seems to go on and on.

And there's bodies everywhere.

Here, let's move this dresser.

Hey!

Damn it. Hey, give me the phone.

I don't like to look at this.

Yeah, but it could be a way out.

Here, let me go first.

It smells even worse in here.

Oh, I'm

going

to be sick.

They've been lying to us.

They're collecting bodies down here.

There must be dozens of these.

What was that?

I didn't like the sound of that at all.

Wait, where's Carrie?

Carrie!

Guys, we gotta go!

Don't just stand there, help me!

She was bad.

How many times do you think she was bad? I don't know.

Carrie. Carrie, wake up.

Is she going to be okay?

Don't shine that light on my eyes, Vinny.

Don't go to sleep, Gary.

Here, that's the water.

Let me see. Let me see.

What's wrong with her, Mike?

I don't know, Gary.

You've become infected.

Shit, they're all around. What do we do?

I don't know.

I'll draw them away.

No. I'm dead anyway.

Please.

I'm doing this for a purpose.

I always thought that silver was for werewolves.

I'm glad that a few of the myths had some truth to them.

Yeah, well, myths tend to come from something.

I read somewhere that silver works on vampires, too. Hey, check your phone

Do you see anyone in the house?

Nobody around.

It's 6 .15.

Should be daylight soon.

All right.

Stay close.

There's the back door. Let's go.

Are you leaving again?

After we've shown you all our dirty little secrets.

Yeah, we've seen all the people you've killed. You're hiding behind a facade.

A facade?

Yours is a facade. You've been pretending the entire time you've been

Stay the fuck back.

Guns. Guns, honey.

Guns have been used against us for hundreds of years to no avail.

Seen a Kwan -Nan non -unjeet? Yeah, but this is more than just silver.

Really? Fucking shoot him!

Where is your friend, Gary? Did she get lost down below? Is she in the tunnels?

Because if she is, you'll never see her again.

Revive him.

Revive him. He wants to film something.

He can film his friend's demise.

Have some water, Benny.

We'll let you both live. Don't do it, babe! They'll kill us both!

Always the wrong assumptions.

Bloodsucks are so predictable!

Good evening. I'm Paul Lynn.

Tonight, we have sectional leader Samuel, who joins us live via satellite

discuss the recent vampire debates.

Samuel, thanks for joining us.

My pleasure, Paul.

Great to be here.

What is it you want to tell us about the rumors of violence done by so -called

vampires?

This is pure ignorance.

None of our kind want to use violence against humans as an option. None of us.

We find it ridiculous and insulting. And what about the spreading rumors of a

missing news crew from KNMBR that was sent in to interview a vampire family

you arranged?

Paul, that is blatantly ridiculous.

If that happened, where's the proof?

There isn't any proof.

I never, ever gave permission to do that.

The sheer audacity.

That we are somehow responsible for the disappearance of a news crew.

I'll tell you what, I find this, personally, I find this extremely

Well, we have someone who disagrees with you on this.

We have live via satellite Mr. Aaron Stafford, who is KMNBR station manager.

Aaron, thanks for joining us. Would you care to comment?

Excuse me, I'm not sure what kind of a smear campaign you're trying to run

but I don't believe you and I have ever met.

We received a tape from Aaron this morning.

Let's play some of that footage.

But folks, what you are about to see is extremely graphic.

Viewer discretion is strongly advised.

Go now.

It's quite an ancient ritual.

You know, you're the first humans we've ever allowed to see this.

Then why don't you want us filming? I don't think the public in general is

to witness this particular ceremony, do you?

Well, shall we begin?

Well, yeah, why don't you do it? Thank you.

I'm welcome anytime.

Morning, boys.

How about that close -up?

After tonight, the whole world will see this footage.

And they will find you.

And they'll take your miserable, blood -sucking body and they'll rip you apart.

What about that, Samuel?

Care to comment to our viewers?

Keep the camera rolling. The footage is going to be amazing.

I never stop rolling.

Bitch.

You don't want to hurt anyone in any way, shape, or form?

Were you filming earlier when we were arguing?

Of course not.

Is that camera off? Oh, yeah, it's off.

I guess I'll have to get you having a camera around.

Good.

Do I look like I have fangs?