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Thank you.

You accept the deal?

All right.

But if I win, I take her.

Okay, man, you got a deal.

But if I win, you get absolutely nothing.

You can have her.

But there's no money for you.

Okay.

It's a deal.

Goddamn bitch, I'll teach you a lesson. Hey, a deal's a deal.

That's not fair.

She distracted me.

Well, okay.

She's yours.

But forget about the damn money.

What's your name?

They call me Geisha around here.

Because of your oriental features, right?

No, for something quite different.

You know, I don't really know much about Geisha girls.

That's no problem. I'll paint you.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh!

oh oh

Thank you for keeping the first quarter of the medallion. Yes, and I thank you

for thinking I'm the right person for this job.

Oh, come on, man. Who could I trust more than you, who's always sponsored and

backed my rather dangerous and daring expeditions?

Surlington, and besides, this is the second safest place after Alcatraz.

You're right.

There are only two.

Yeah, well, that's why I'm here.

This is Christine, my secretary. Oh, it's a pleasure to meet you. Hello.

It's my pleasure. Your name, it comes from the Latin word for Christian,

it, I think?

You're quite right, Mr... Indy.

Indy on a Mac.

A pleasure.

Oh, I forgot. I've got a mission for you.

The other part of the medallion that was lost is somewhere in Israel.

So, you have to go and find it. And you will be accompanied by Christina. She's

a doctor and a history, and she'll help you very much. But you have to take

care, because many people want this piece, okay?

I wouldn't call this traveling style, you know.

We have to remain incognito.

KGB and FBI people are after this ambulance.

Besides, I wouldn't like to be the guy that leads them to it.

You know what I mean?

You're right.

And by the way, this is romantic.

What, you mean the hate?

Yeah, the train, the intrigue, and the youth.

So Lincoln didn't tell me you were so sensitive.

I can be sick, too.

Thank you.

And Doc should be here by now.

I don't understand.

Something must have happened to Doc.

Well, let's go to Doc's place.

Yeah, let's go.

Hello.

Hello.

Home call?

Good idea.

Where do you think you are?

You tell me immediately where the archaeological site is.

You won't get a word out of me.

A few hours in the sun will loosen your tongue up, I'm sure.

Go, take her out and tie her up.

What's this noise in my tent? Now give it back to me. You know it's mine. Give

it back now. Don't give me that shit. Our husband gave it to me. You know it.

Shut up, you bitches. Come over here now.

What are you screaming about?

Come on here.

Go leave us alone.

Come here now.

You too.

Oh. Oh.

oh oh

Come on, warrior, what's the hurry? Come on.

Shut up. You no talk.

Well, I have to take a piss really bad.

You no wearing panties. Oh, so you noticed I never do. They're

this heat, so come on, cut me loose, will you?

But I want something.

What do you want?

You know damn well what I want and need. Okay, yeah, come on, hey, you won't

regret it, really.

um um

Mm -hmm

Peace.

Oh.

Oh.

Okay.

All right.

uh...

What the hell is going on?

She's escaping!

Get her now!

Go get her! Get her alive!

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold up there. Hold up.

Come on.

Get down off there.

Go. Get out of here.

No, it's this way.

This doctor had sense.

Oh, the doctor. Oh, you can't imagine.

The doctor was kidnapped.

Can you imagine? Oh, it was so terrible. But when did this happen?

Oh, yes, it was right here. Did you see who did it? No, I did not see. No, the

doctor was kidnapped. Someone took the doctor away.

Only one person can help us now.

Karine is my aunt. But who is he? You don't know him. He worked for my aunt.

Oh, he knows about this?

No, he knows.

But I'm sure he knows where to look.

Well, let's go then. We need a doctor.

We need a help. It's all right.

Hello! Hi! Look who's come to visit!

Hi! My dear friend has come to visit!

Come on! Get on board! Come on! Come on board!

Hi guys!

Hi! How are you doing?

Hi!

Get on board now! Come on! I'll make it! Hurry up there!

What's up there? Come on!

There you go!

Well, my old friend!

How are you doing?

Good to see you!

You get up there, girl!

Okay. Oh, man.

Hey, listen, we've got to... Yeah, okay.

No, really, it's important.

Oh, fuck, huh?

Come on, make it comfortable.

This is... This is nice.

But what is all this? Have you gotten lazy or something, Kareem?

Life is difficult, huh?

How do you think I could survive with all the information that I have?

Kareem, listen.

I'm here to ask you if you can help me.

How can I help you?

I'm looking for a Dr. X.

X? Yeah, you know the doctor.

Hey, you're talking to the king of the spies.

I know where the dog is. The dog was going to the site, and Omar kidnapped

You know about the site?

I even know about that medallion.

Will you help?

Yeah, but before I must deal with those two bitches.

Shall we go do it?

Thank you.

Thank you.

oh oh

Oh.

oh oh oh

Thank you.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

Oh.

There they are.

How many of them are there?

There's a man and a woman.

That's Dr. X.

Dr. X is a woman?

You didn't know?

Well, who's the guy?

The one with the box there? Yeah.

I don't really know, but I definitely can't be Omar.

All right.

I'm really impressed.

You've come really well in preparation.

Hello? Burlington, it's Indy.

Hi, Indy.

What's the matter? Did you find it? We just got here.

But we're not alone.

Dr. X is here with another guy.

Does he have a tattoo?

No, it's like barbed wire.

That's the shadow. He's a good thief.

Take care of that fucking guy.

Hey, your voice sounds strange.

Well, I gave you Christina, so I got a new secretary, and I'm trying her out.

And now it's her right hand.

Now it's her left hand.

Yeah, then right.

Yeah, then left.

Yeah, let's go.

We got blood.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Mr. Mack, I was expecting you.

You see, I had a rather difficult time getting here, but Mr. Light saved me

Omar. I can see that.

That's Kareem and Christine.

You must be Dr. X.

And who are you?

Light. Pleased to meet you.

Not Shadow.

What's in the box?

According to the legend, whoever possesses the medal...

Oh,

look at this. I've got it.

I found it. Look.

I've got it.

Let's see if it works.

Have you gone out of your mind?

What have you done?

If she's right, she'll be okay.

Just like I told you.

Oh, this we have to celebrate.

It also has an influence on sex.

Yeah, let's try it then.

Help me. Help me.

Mama,

mama, mama.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Stupid. Look, I had it right here when he got me.

me the medallion.

And we have her to thank.

Shadow's now up Schitt's Creek with a wrong medallion.

She didn't disappoint me either.

And I want to see the new one.