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Hello Chuck. Hello, are you

here Angela?

Hi, yes. Nice to

meet you, nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you too.

So thanks for coming today.

I'm pretty excited about

seeing this house. I hope you

don't mind if I film.

It's kind of like I see so

many houses, it's easy to

remember what I've seen.

Okay, so you're into photography, huh?

Yes. Yeah? Candid photography?

Yes ma'am.

Yeah. I like it too.

So I guess you've already

seen the bushes and the outside area.

Oh yes.

It looks really nice.

It's great for parties, you

know what I mean? Oh really?

Yeah.

Okay.

It's a great space. It's a

cool up of that. And the

bushes are so good for

voyeurism, you know what I mean?

Like hiding the bushes.

I don't know, you know, I'm

into candid photography.

Oh. Just like, go through the

bushes there.

It's great, trust me.

Okay. Yeah. Come on in.

Oh shit. I love this big house.

Okay. This is a different kind of

showing, I guess.

Let me just, let me just

love this door.

Sure. So, uh, as you can see.

Yes. It's already amazing, right?

It is.

It's lovely.

Does it make you want to buy

this house?

Yeah.

Yeah.

So Chuck, are you married?

Actually, I'm divorced. Oh wow.

Yeah. Divorced, huh? So you're

a player.

Yeah. I get it. No, no.

Well.

Yeah. So, uh, your wife, was she

into photography?

Well, she. Nudge nudge, know

what I mean? Know what I mean?

She liked to, you know,

photo, take pictures of

landscapes and like animals.

Was she a goa? Was your wife a goa?

A what?

Did she go? A goa. Was your

wife a goa? A goa. I think so.

Yeah. I think she was.

Yeah. I'll bet she's been around.

Know what I mean?

Nudge nudge, wink wink.

I'm, I think, I think I'm reading it.

Was she a sport?

What? Your wife, was she a sport?

Yeah.

Yeah. She likes games. Everybody

likes games.

Is. Yeah, wink wink, nudge nudge.

What is happening here?

A nod's as good as a wink

to a blind bat. Know what I mean?

Is this a code? Are you

speaking in code?

I'm just saying that I know

exactly what you need, Chuck.

Okay. And some of it's in

this bathroom.

Okay. Is there anyone else here?

I'm just a little confused.

Oh, no. It's just you and I,

you know, I like my

consultations to be personal.

You know, when I'm showing

someone around the house, I

like to give the personal touch

and make sure your needs are

taken care of. Thank you.

Look at this door.

Yes. It's wood. So hard.

I love hard doors.

Okay.

I've got to tell you

something about this bathroom, Chuck.

Yes.

I really like, you're full of life.

I love it.

Look at this. Yeah.

Shower. Bar.

Yeah. Let me tell you about it.

No. Yeah. 24-7 wetness.

It gets so wet in here, it's

not even a joke, Chuck.

24-7?

Yeah. So moist. Oh, man.

So much wetness. Whenever you

need it, you just fill with

the faucet over there. Dripping wet.

Wood.

Oh.

But what about the floor?

I mean, there's no shower curtain.

The floor. Yeah, don't worry

about that.

Okay.

The water's just getting on the floor.

It's a little

slippery and wet. You know what I mean?

Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

You know what I mean?

I think I am starting to

pick up on what you're putting out.

Yeah.

Your winks and your nudges. I

think I'm...

Oh my goodness.

I do like your outfit a lot. Thank you.

Thank you.

It's great for selling houses. Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, I'm interested in what

you're selling.

It's so nice.

Yes.

So this is the kitchen area. Oh, okay.

As you can see, there's a

lot of bench space.

Yeah.

There's a lot of bench space.

It's really great for, you know...

I...

Did you have a family with

your ex-wife, Chuck?

No. No, just she and I. She's gone.

Yeah.

Yeah, I don't have a family either.

I like to just

practice, you know what I mean?

And these benches are great

for practicing on. In fact, I

was practicing on this very

bench the other day.

You were practicing?

Yeah, I was practicing. I see.

Yeah, practicing making a family.

Oh!

Yeah.

Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

You know what I mean?

Yes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So, um, should...

Would you like to see the, um...

Yes, I...

The living room? Would you

like to see the living room?

Oh, the living... Yes.

Yes.

Come with me.

Come with me.

This is my lucky day.

Oh, it's very bright in here. Oh, yeah.

It's got great windows.

It's really great because, you

know, exhibitionists, you can just...

The neighbors can see it.

The neighbors can see it.

You show the...

Oh.

Really fucking awesome. I am...

I am...

I think we're finally...

Now we're communicating.

I have to show you something over here.

Sure.

Look.

It's...

Mm.

It's bricks.

Oh.

And men built this wall.

Men.

With their bare hands.

Oh, my God.

With their manly hands, they

built this hard wall.

So fucking hard, right?

Yeah.

This is such an amazing house.

It's so big.

It's an amazing real estate agent.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Thank you.

I'm new at this, but... Are you?

Yeah, yeah.

I lost my job in porn

because I fucked this dude to

death, but...

Oh.

I really felt like I could

sell houses, so I was...

Sure.

Yeah, I've tried something new.

Well, you're really making me

want to buy it.

I'll tell you that right now.

Yeah, this house really just

sells itself.

You know what I mean?

I'm sorry about the dude that

died, but...

The what? Never mind.

Okay. That's fine.

Oh, the bedroom.

I've got to show you the bedroom.

Yes. Yes, please.

It's just in here.

Mm.

We'll brighten up for it.

Look at this bed. My God.

It's...

What?

It's so great.

It's such a great bed for sleeping in.

It's so great.

See that buoyancy? That's incredible.

Isn't it great?

Yeah.

Yeah.

And all this furniture comes

with the house.

Oh, it's fully furnished.

It's fully furnished.

This actually was...

The previous owner was the

guy I fucked in it.

Oh.

Yeah. Funny fact.

Yeah.

May he rest in peace.

Yeah.

So...

I love this bouncing. So, yeah.

Oh. It's great.

Just no underwear, huh?

Mm.

Oh, my God.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Ha, ha, ha. Dilly me.

So, anyway.

Um, what else can I tell you

about this house?

Huh?

It's, um... It's, um...

It's awesome.

It's an awesome house.

I think you're pretty awesome.

Oh, thank you.

Thank you so much.

I appreciate that.

Um...

Well, the bed does seem...

Perfect.

Do you wanna...

Can I just come out and...

Do you wanna fuck?

I'd like to fuck you. In here?

Yeah, is that okay? On the...

On the bed?

What's wrong with that?

That's disgusting.

I'm sorry.

I'm just really taken aback

that you would wanna have sex

with me on a bed. I mean...

I'm...

Like, I was in porn for a

while and, you know, I know

what people wanna see and they wanna

see girls getting fucked on

their hands and knees on like

hardwood floors and like bathroom

tiles and things that are

really uncomfortable.

That's...

That's what's sexy. This is...

This is a... A bed.

Like, what kind of sick fuck

are you that you would wanna

fuck me on a... On a...

On a bed?

This is for sleeping... And bouncing.

I'm so sorry.

I thought you were...

You know, you were bouncing.

You were...

Pantyless.

I thought you were putting

out the signals.

I...

Oh! The signals!

Oh yeah, we can totally fuck,

but we gotta do it in the living room.

Oh!

Yeah, come on.

Let's do it.

Alright.

Oh. Oh, phew.

I was really worried.

Jesus.

Yes.

Wait.

Damn.

Sorry, I can't like...

Yeah.

I can't actually have sex

with you unless we have like

a little bit of like a seduction

and a little bit of like hesitancy.

Yeah.

So, here's what we can do, Chuck.

Yes.

I am going to work out a

deal with you, okay?

Mm-hmm.

I'm kind of in a bind.

I need to sell this house.

So, what about instead of

selling the house to you, I

suck your dick?

That'll get me out of the bind.

Dude, that logic makes perfect

sense to me.

Okay.

Good.

Okay.

Really good logic. Oh, Chuck.

Please let me suck your dick.

I need to sell this house

and I don't know what I'll

do if I can't just suck your dick.

Neither do I.

Okay.

That's great if that works.

Yes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I've been conditioned.

So, um, mm.

Oh.

Oh, wow.

Yes.

Let me just play with this

for a little while.

Sure.

Mm. Oh, yeah.

Mm.

God, I feel like I'm really

nailing this job. You are.

Yeah.

Yeah, and you're going to be

nailing me, right?

Yes.

Yeah.

Yes.

And nods as good as a wink

to a blind back.

Mm.

Mm.

You know what I mean?

Yes.

Nudge, nudge.

Mm-hmm.

Being quick.

Yeah.

Can I take it all the way

down my throat?

I really do.

I really do.

Oh, my God.

Wow.

Yes.

That's pretty incredible.

Okay.

Mm.

You're so happy.

I love my job.

You're doing a great job. Thank you.

Oh, shit.

I need to sit down because

it's just too incredible.

Mm.

It's too incredible.

You ever thought about how

weird that would sound if you

just closed your eyes?

You didn't know what was going on.

It sounds like some sort of

weird monster shit.

I've not thought about that.

Are you thinking about it now?

Yes.

Yeah.

Closing my eyes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

I'm gonna drip down that cock.

Yes. That's incredible.

Yes.

Yes.

That's incredible.

Yes.

Yes.

You know, I've always wanted

to find a way to combine my

love of cock sucking and my

love of properties.

I feel like I've really done that.

You've finally done it.

I've finally done it.

You did it.

Yeah.

Oh, wow.

You're doing it.

You've achieved your dream.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

I haven't sold any houses

yet, but, you know, I'm sure

that will come. That comes.

That just falls into place, naturally.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Those titties.

Make a feel of those soft titties.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

I can completely disappear

between them.

Oh, there it is. It's gone.

It comes back.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm. Yes, please.

Yeah, I want it between these big tits.

Yes, these are so big.

Oh, trap that cock in there.

Yes.

Love it.

Yes.

That's incredible.

Mm-hmm.

Wow.

Yes.

Mm-hmm.

Yes.

Mm-hmm.

Yes.

Mm-hmm. Fuck, yes.

Those big, soft, natural tits

wrapped around that cock.

Mm-hmm.

I can make him completely disappear.

Oh, my God. It's okay.

Don't get scared.

It's still there.

Okay.

Yes.

Mm-hmm.

It's like a sport.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Mm-hmm.

This is real life.

Oh.

Oh.

Now it's even tighter around that dick.

Angela, those are amazing.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Yes.

Yes.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Oh, fuck.

Fuck, yeah.

Yes.

Mm-hmm.

Yes.

Mm-hmm.

Yes.

Oh, God, you don't understand

how good that looks.

Yes, keep going.

Yes.

Keep going.

Yeah.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, I don't want you coming.

Oh, you said, okay, okay,

like, I was, like, about to come.

Well, I want to make you

come, of course.

That's the right answer.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Don't come yet.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Slap it.

Ow.

You asked for it. Oh, sorry.

Oh, yeah. Yes, please.

Fuck me on that couch. Right there.

Yeah, on the edge.

Nice and uncomfortable on the

edge there.

Yeah, weird position. Okay, okay.

That's what I like.

Hopefully we can do that.

It's the most uncomfortable place.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Look at that.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, that hits my G-spot so good.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's so hot.

Yeah.

It's so hot.

My beard's fucking hitting me

in the face while you fucking do it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh.

Fuck.

That's good.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, that's so good.

Nice and teeth like that.

Yeah.

Yeah.

God damn it.

It looks so fucking good in that pussy.

It does.

Yeah.

Fucking pussy's nice.

Yeah.

You gonna come on it?

Oh, she fell.

Oh, she fell. Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What about if I eat that pussy?

Mmmmm. Eat it.

Yes. You laugh.

You laugh.

You can see it.

You can see.

You can see it.

You're taking each laugh.

Wow.

Wow.

This one is good. You lancer?

Mm-hmm. Fuck, yeah.

It's better, correct?

Mmmmm.

Fuck, you got the next butt. This butt?

Yeah. Good butt.

God, you're fucking good at that.

Damn. Please, please.

Oh my God. Yeah. Yeah.

Yes. Yes. Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Keep going.

Keep going.

Fuck. Oh my God.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yeah, it's just like that.

Oh, I'm going to fucking come.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm fucking glad.

Guess not. Let's do it.

Yeah. Maybe some doggy style?

Yeah. Whatever you fucking want.

Amazing. Yep. Good throw.

Give me like a side to side.

Yes.

Can you do an up and down?

How do I do that? Yeah.

Alternative jiggles.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh my God.

Wow.

That's a good flop. I like that one.

Flop.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. You can do another tootie

drop for me. Yes.

Everybody loves a good tootie drop.

I love the tootie drop. Mmm.

Wait, I can do a better one than that.

Oh. Mmm. Oh.

What?

This can't be real.

You are so cute. Yes. Let's do it.

I want you to try before you

buy the property. Oh, okay.

Yeah. Oh, I'm trying. Oh, yeah.

Right there. It's a good try. Oh, fuck.

Honey. Yeah. Mmm.

Fuck. Can you see yourself having

sex in this property for a long time?

I can't. Yeah.

Good.

That's what I am, you know?

I want you to be able to

see your future in this house.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Fuck.

Mmm.

Fuck. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, my God.

Your palate feels so good.

Mmm.

Oh, my God.

Mmm. Oh, my tits jiggling.

That looks so fucking good.

Yeah. So easy. Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh, my God.

It's a clenching. Mm-hmm. Fuck yeah.

Can you get any sex in the place?

Yeah, right there. Look at that.

Look at that. Yeah. That looks good.

One of my big mansions up in

the hills, you'd be able to

have a butthole, too. Oh.

Yeah.

Oh.

I mean, this is a great house.

Don't get me wrong.

But it's just not a butthole.

It's not a butthole. It's not

a butthole.

Can I touch the butthole?

Just touch it. You can touch it.

Just don't insert.

Yeah, inserts for, yeah. For mansions.

Yeah, that's more like, you

know, Hollywood Hills,

Calabasas, those kind of things.

Oh, I see.

Yeah. It's okay, though. It

would, yeah.

Yeah. It's like, right now, you're

just driving parts of the neighborhood.

Okay. Okay. Yeah. That's

neighborhood, too.

It's fucking perfect.

Yeah, it's great. Oh, we.

Uh-oh.

Uh-oh.

Oh! Fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh!

Good!

Yeah! Fuck me like we're in chat, was.

What?

Uh-oh!

Oh! Oh! Good!

Fuck!

Oh! Oh, my God. You gotta

see these fucking tits bouncing, too.

Yeah? Yeah. Should I move the camera?

Oh, we can move ourselves, yeah.

Right there, yes.

Let's see what you do to this tip.

Yes.

Fuck.

Yes.

I don't know why it fucking

pops what you're talking about.

Yeah.

Yeah. Fuck. Yeah.

Oh.

Yes. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yes.

Oh my God.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Yeah.

Yeah. Incredible.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, fuck. Oh, wait.

What?

Fucking foot on it.

I was thinking you kind of

look familiar.

Yeah?

Yeah.

I feel like we've met before.

Actually, you look like that

guy I met off Tinder.

I'm like role playing.

Oh.

Oh.

Angela?

Angela? You're Angela.

Oh, shit.

I guess that makes two.

Well, are you gonna buy the house?

Yeah.