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Naughty America.

Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.

There's some sparkling cider for you right there. Oh, sure, yeah.

That's right.

I like that.

You like it?

I see you've got, like, everything all set up.

Yeah. We are going to have potatoes, mashed potatoes, and stuff airing. I

creamy casserole almost ready.

In fact, it shouldn't be too much longer. I think I can get everything

The turkey's almost done.

Oh, cool. Yeah, very standard Thanksgiving.

Yeah, do you want to take a look? Sure.

Okay, here it is.

Great, right?

Yeah, but it looks a little burnt.

Well, it's my first time.

You know, I can't expect it to be perfect, but I think it's going to go

think it's going to be a really fun day, and it's probably going to taste good.

Yeah, hopefully it's not dry.

You know, dry turkey is always the worst.

Well, we'll see how it turns out. I mean, for sure.

I'm just excited that I made the room. It was fun.

Well, okay.

So, I did also set up the dining room. I think it looks really good.

the green chairs and the matching drapes, which was pretty.

Thanks, yeah.

Well, I mean, I did my best.

Yeah, um, oh, are you sure? Have you heard from my dad? Are you sure he's not

coming?

Yeah, first do it.

He's definitely not going to make it.

snacks that are good for you, and drinks.

You know, just something that he might enjoy.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, definitely. He'll appreciate what you've done. I could have done that.

Well, that would be great. We could watch a game together. It would be fun.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure.

He and I could watch a game together.

We can go get out and watch it. It would be fun.

You said he's going to come in, like, when?

Um, I don't know. Like, a couple minutes. Like, five minutes, maybe. He

be. Okay, yeah. Pretty soon.

Oh, he's coming for sure, right?

Yeah, yeah, he's definitely coming. He knows that, you know, this is important

to me.

Okay, good.

Well, we have a couple things that we have to finish with the kitchen. I could

really use your help.

Oh, yeah, sure.

What do you need?

Um, could you help me peel some potatoes?

Um, it's a difficult task. Yeah, for sure.

I know, I know. It's going to be great, though. Come on.

but if you could just finish them up for me.

Everything all right?

Yeah, um... Look, I... I really

don't know, like, anything about you. I don't know anything about how, like, you

even met my dad.

Much less get married.

Um... And I'm kind of, like, in your guys' house.

You know, just helping you with...

Thanksgiving dinner.

So you want to know how I met your dad?

Yeah.

Okay. So your dad, he's just such a fun and great

person.

I met him on the single swingers cruise and he was the life of the

party.

Oh my gosh. I had so much fun with him.

And by the time, We got off that boat.

You know, he had already proposed to me.

Wow, that's really quick.

Well, he had been stuck in a debt in marriage for a long time.

Me and my mom.

Yeah. Yeah. You know, she seems like a sweet person, but

she's been stuck in the mud, I think.

He was really looking for somebody who was young.

I guess I could understand that really fast. It has happened really fast.

Well, if you had seen how sad he was and how lonely he was, you would

understand.

I totally get it. I understand why he wouldn't want me to go anywhere. You

what I mean?

Yeah. You know what he's looking for. That makes sense.

could use a little bit more fun in their life, I think.

For sure.

Definitely.

Anyway,

I just want us all to get along and have a good time. I'm trying my best, you

know?

Yeah. I get that.

I want us to have a good time.

I don't want it to be, you know, too weird.

I guess I can, like, you know, try.

You guys seem like you're...

Really trying to make it work.

And he's a great guy.

Yeah.

You know what? I think that is Ryan. So I'm going to go get that.

I'll be here.

Hi. Hi. Nice to meet you.

Dad's new wife.

I'm her stepmom.

Hi.

Nice to meet you.

Great to meet you.

You brought pumpkin pie, I see.

Yeah. Sorry, I was going to get a bigger one, but, you know, it's Thanksgiving,

so it wasn't much there. Yeah, don't worry. My dad's not making it anyway,

Oh, no.

He got snowed in, I guess.

Oh. No, this looks great.

Thank you.

Having Thanksgiving with Summer.

Yeah, I'm so happy to finally meet you.

Yeah, great to meet you too.

How was your trip over here?

It was good, yeah.

You know, not too much traffic.

Everyone's out of town.

Yeah, nice little drive.

Sorry I'm late.

Totally okay.

You didn't miss much.

Well, I'm glad you're here now.

Yeah. Good to be here.

Yes.

Super wonderful to meet you.

So, what are we eating?

She's got a burnt turkey in the oven.

Oh, yum. That's my favorite.

It's her first.

Well,

we do have a few more things that we're still working on.

Potatoes. Stuffing over there.

Something about a green bean capsule.

Oh, yeah. We've got it all in the works.

Well, thank you for having me over.

Well, honestly, it's my pleasure to have you.

Yeah, of course.

You know, we did set up snacks and drinks and everything for you.

The game is on.

Oh, cool. Oh, yeah, she could do that. It looks really nice out there.

Love football.

You sure you don't need any help?

Yeah, let me just take you over there.

Oh, okay. Yeah, if you wouldn't mind, could you just finish people have cooked

potatoes? Oh, um, sure, yeah.

Wow, that's really nice.

Yeah, just have a seat.

Everything's for you.

Awesome.

Cool, thank you so much.

Yeah.

That's really good.

It's my specialty.

Yeah? Oh, wow.

Yeah, it's delicious. Thank you again. This is so nice.

You know, you are so handsome.

Thank you.

I thought I was going to pick him.

I barely know her. She's...

it's a good game I appreciate everything yeah I guess I better get back to the

kitchen enjoy thanks

feeling coming um good yeah good

how was um showing ryan

the game and everything oh ryan great

he is so good what a good pick thanks um

you know what i i'm gonna go check on him make sure he's doing okay. You know,

being a guest in a new house is probably a little bit awkward.

Okay, yeah.

Hey. Hey, how are you?

Yeah, good. How was, how was, um... It was great. It was a great game.

How is she?

She's good.

Yeah? Yeah. Would she come in here for just... Show you around?

Yeah, you know, to drink and, you know, yeah, it's very hospitable.

It's very nice.

Not, like, weird or anything?

You know.

Sure, okay, well, I just wanted to check on you.

If you're doing good, I'm probably going to go back inside and help her.

Cool, yeah, just let me know if you need any help. Yeah, for sure.

Thanks again, babe.

Of course.

Hi.

Took over the potato peeling, I see.

Just getting a head start.

I need to run out to the bathroom.

Um, actually, I'll be right back, okay? Yeah, yeah, sure.

I'll just pick up where you left off.

Uh -huh.

Yes. Enjoy the game?

Yeah, it's a great game.

It's okay.

I'm a swinger.

Oh.

Sweet. Okay, well, you're her stepmom.

Her dad was a swinger, too.

She thought it was fine.

Are you sure?

Yeah. But she said she wanted it for Thanksgiving.

Annabelle said that?

Mm -hmm.

Oh.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Literally,

what the fuck?

She said this is what you wanted.

What? Okay.

Oh, my God. Look, I know you and my dad are swingers, but, like, he and I, we're

not. We're not like that.

Annabelle, it's this attitude you have. This is what does it.

It turns men off.

You don't want to be like your mother, do you?

A stick in the mud.

want to be like her.

I didn't think so.

Why don't you just relax?

Have a little fun.

Live a little bit.

I mean, it could be fun.

Yeah.

You could have a little excitement in your life.

You okay with this?

If you are, yeah.

Yeah?

Naughty America.

Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.