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I cannot believe you just said that to me. That was not even fair.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

When did you finish?

Who showed the show to you? All my friends. It's so stupid.

I love the show. Ever since you showed me, I love watching it.

Yes.

Honestly, kind of stupid, but you can't, like, not keep paying them.

Thanks for the breakfast, man.

It was really good. Oh, yeah, thank you so much. You're welcome, sweetheart.

I feel like I ate so much, honestly. I'm, like, over here.

You did eat everything.

I know. Very rare.

I love you.

I know, we were hungry.

I love you.

Oh, where's your stupid stepfather? Where is that fucking dude?

I know I'm not cleaning it up.

Me neither. No, we're not.

That's what you care for.

I'm having a stepson.

Oh, there he is.

Oh. What's taking so long, buddy?

I had to clean the kitchen for my mom making breakfast that don't even get me.

I mean, you're too busy doing something else, but yeah.

Look at all this trash that's everywhere.

Yeah. It was probably like this morning.

Yeah, it's going really slow, Parker.

We all have things going on. The house cannot look like this. My friends can't

come over with it looking like this at all. We need to have a way before the

commercial is over.

I mean, y 'all have legs. Y 'all can clean it too.

Well, that's always up to me.

We were watching this show, actually, that her friend put it on, too. Yeah,

that's why you're adopted.

That's your job. You're cleaning up our shit.

I'm not adopted. My dad married your stupid mom for some reason.

Whatever. That's stupid.

You're adopted.

Don't be so hostile.

Get used to your new role in the family.

Yeah. The doobage.

You missed a spot right there.

Yeah, I'm getting to it, okay? And actually, honestly, still kind of

Do it yourselves.

Yes.

I'll take a drink. Don't lay on my plate.

And the commercial break's almost over.

Nobody likes a slowpoke.

What's taking so long? Like, hurry up.

There's stuff everywhere. You gotta get this thing care of.

Literally, and honestly, I have people coming over, and I cannot have people

seeing us live like this. This is disgusting.

Mm -hmm.

Why do you mess this up so much?

Oh my god, he's such a fucking nerd.

Literally.

Make sure my kitchen's big and span, bitch.

Why the fuck did you even marry his dad?

They're so lame.

We wouldn't be living here if I didn't.

True.

That's right.

Yeah. I'm trying to teach you girls how to get through life.

Oh, man. They're still losers.

This better be a good wish.

Make a wish as you take a bite, for within the sweetness lies hidden

May your aspirations soar like a kite, and bring you joy that shines ever so

bright.

What, do you want me to make my own wish?

In that case, I wish it never existed.

This is so hard.

I hate this.

Hey Chloe, I brought your laundry.

Chloe, I brought your laundry.

You told me to.

Hello?

Chloe?

What are you fooling around with yourself?

Are you really?

Hello? I know you're mean, but you're not already like this rude. Come on.

Does that actually work?

There's no way.

Does that get your attention?

Really? I'm picking your skirt up.

No? Really?

Nothing?

There's no actual... This'll work.

No?

Really? Still?

Really? Nothing?

Really?

She smells like peaches.

or something.

Hello?

Really?

See if you, like, know I'm doing this right now.

Yep, I was right, she does.

Let's see, give this girl a call.

Hello?

Hey girl, what are you doing?

Yeah, I'm studying for this stupid test that we're going to take soon.

Yeah. Yeah, I'll probably be there.

You're going to go?

You know what? The weirdest thing just happened. I feel like randomly

horny in the middle of studying.

I know.

It's very weird, huh?

Yeah, I'm gonna go.

Yeah, I'm excited. It's gonna be fun.

I would definitely say come over, but my fucking loser brother, I mean, was

supposed to clean the house and took fucking forever and barely even cleaned.

looks like shit, so just don't even come over.

Yeah, you don't want to deal with that anyways.

He's such a fucking nerd.

Yeah. I don't know.

Yeah.

Yeah,

I don't know. I'll probably be there later on.

I don't know, maybe like 7 o 'clock?

I guess we'll see.

Yeah, um, she might be there, I don't know.

I just have to finish studying and, um, yeah, I'll see you later, I

guess.

Yeah, it's gonna be super fun.

I don't know. Are you going to drive?

I think I'm just going to drive.

You know what?

For some reason, I don't know. I just got this weird feeling.

I think I just... I'll have to go take care of something. I'm kind of horny for

some reason.

Okay, I'm gonna go figure that out.

Okay, bye.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Why am I so horny reading this stupid book? It doesn't make any

sense.

Oh, my God.

So good.

What the heck?

Oh my god, why am I so horny?

That doesn't make any fucking sense.

Oh my god, why am I so horny right now?

Fuck,

I gotta fucking focus. I gotta study. I gotta study.

What the fuck is going on? Why can't I focus?

Maybe I just need to rub one out really quick and get back to studying.

I just make myself come really quick.

And then I can focus on...

Wow this feels so much better than it usually does.

Oh my god.

I'm just going to make myself calm and then get back to study.

You seriously don't know what I'm doing?

You're going to be fucking me right now, right?

Come on. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, yes. I'm just going to make myself calm and then get back to study.

Oh my God.

Yeah. Oh my god, yes, yes, yes.

Oh yes, I want to make myself calm right fucking now.

Fuck, yes.

Oh my god.

God, that's exactly what I needed. I just needed to come really quick.

Fuck.

Oh, my God. Yes.

Oh, my God.

It's never felt that good before.

Holy shit.

Well,

I did that.

Now I get back to studying. Now I can focus.

Before I can take this.

Where's Cynthia?

Destiny?

Hello? You're here, right?

Yeah, I fucking did water you.

It's my fucking job to always do this shit.

I'm scared.

I'm scared.

You know I'm here to take the fucking key.

Yeah.

We have a floor.

And a folding towel.

You should really be doing this.

This is what he's here for.

No.

You should be doing it.

I knew that.

I knew no one of you were playing with your tits right now.

That fortune cookie was the best.

I hate it.

That fortune cookie was the best thing that ever happened to me.

There's so many towels.

Like, what house can use this much towels? I bet it's fucking hard.

No, actually y 'all. Y 'all decided to take one shower with it and put it in

laundry. Because you want me to do it.

Today is the day I get my payback.

Keep pulling those blankets and towels.

It's not only my job, it's your job too.

I know my job is just to fuck your pretty little mouth.

You've always been mean to me.

I was making a thing up after y 'all.

Not anymore.

I found that fortune cookie.

I wonder why you're so popular at school.

A little more.

Oh, look, you finished the laundry. I'm so proud of you.

Good job. You don't come on top.

I didn't ever tease you anything.

I'm so proud.

This is supposed to be up.

This should be up.

I have knees.

This should definitely be down.

Now I have a booty.

Is this good, isn't it?

Without that fortune cookie, I wouldn't be able to do this.

You gotta figure this out.

You're smart, you can do it.

I can't think of anything.

I can't hear it. There's something stuck.

I'm trying to turn it off.

A little deeper.

There we go.

There's something in here.

Oh, fuck yes.

There we go.

There we go.

You don't know how to do it.

I'm not going to turn on all the doors opening here.

We want to get served first.

Thank you so much.

Oh, so good.

Thank you, Mom.

You're welcome.

Thank you.

Having a nice girls' night in.

Girls' night in.

We've honestly needed this. We've been doing way too much with our lives. I

know, right?

We deserve good food to relax and just shoot.

Do you guys want any orange juice?

Yes, please.

Yes, please.

Aren't we so lucky we have a long -term all -girl family?

Yes.

Now it's so much easier not having to have any fucking men around.

I don't know if our household functions well enough.

they're you know obviously they're only good for one thing

Oh my gosh, yay!

Me too.

Yeah, I'm glad it stuck.

That's why we made our family hug.

We didn't have any other one.

Yeah.

Okay.

Hey.

Man, being invisible is fucking amazing.

I can literally do whatever I want and none of them know.

That's good.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

And if you don't like broccoli, you don't have to eat your broccoli.

Yeah.

Eat your broccoli.

I don't feel like arguing about that today.

Oh,

so yummy.

I guess it's from a place like up

the street.

This is a new place that we've been talking about. We wanted to try.

So tell me what you think.

I think I got an egg roll.

They

only

gave us one.

I guess we're going to have to split it.

So how do you think? Is it good?

It is so good.

My goodness.

Man, being invisible is like the ultimate escape.

No one can bug me or boss me around.

I can do whatever I want and they're clueless.

Um, I would not like to talk about school right now.

Check this out.

I'm like a ninja of non -existence.

I can move around undetected, spy on them like I'm a secret agent.

I have no idea what's about to hit them.

Who needs food when you can have an invisible feast?

It's like dining in the alternate dimension where taste and texture are

optional.

I'm the king of the world!

This is golden I get to be like a fly on the wall observing their every move

while remaining incognito It's like reality TV, but I'm the only viewer.

I used

to want their attention, their approval, but now, being invisible,

it's like a superpower.

I can be the unsung hero, free from their judgment and expectations.

To the invisible rebels, the masters of invisibility, let's rock this alternate

dimension and celebrate our unseen existence.

There's a lot of sauce in there too.

I'll put a sauce on for you.

Messy girl.

I'm a dirty little girl.

I'm so proud of my girls.

Thanks for coming home early tonight.

It's so great to have a nice family dinner with both of you guys.

I know.

We really needed it.

Yeah, seriously.

I love you guys.

It just makes me feel so special. You make me feel so happy.

We're such a cute, happy little family.

How's work been?

It's really good.

Yeah?

That's good.

Is that bitch in the cube next to you kicking me all the time, or have you

handled that?

Yeah, I got my own space because I... You're just so boss like that.

Mm -hmm.

Cuddled up to the seat. Oh.

Oh.

Nice.

Like I'm trying to teach you girls to do.

Okay. I was about to say, I wonder how you moved up so quick right then.

Yeah, you just...

use those titties for what they're good for.

But you guys are old enough to know.

You have to know what's going on if you're wanting to teach us your ways.

Yeah, maybe I'll utilize that in my school and, you know, cuddle up with the

principal. Oh, that's my girl.

So anyways,

How is your principal? Is he still being a dickhead to you guys?

I think that guy is just super weird.

He's got problems, for sure.

I think he's got it up, like, for almost everybody, though.

His problem is that he's a pervert and he wants to fuck you guys.

Well, if that gets me, great days, and so be it.

There's this girl in my class that has just been, like, bothering the fuck out

of me.

And I don't know what to do about it.

Well, what do you think she should do? I think I should whoop her ass.

Well, that's what your sister's advice would probably be.

Honestly,

I'm going to just let her know.

Yeah. I know, right? She's asking to get a fucking punch in the face.

All I know is my girls can do no wrong.

We're good girls.

She can beat her ass, it's fine.

Thanks.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I'll go for eight now.

Honestly,

I'm not even that full. Do you mind putting some sauce on my plate?

Yeah, I don't want you to get messy.

She's a messy girl.

You insisted earlier.

Is that enough sauce for you?

A little bit more.

We have a lot of sauce.

Don't be shy. You want some more?

Yeah, don't be shy. Put some more.

Don't be shy. Okay.

Yeah, it's a good amount of sauce.

Yeah.

This is really good. I really like this food.

Is that enough rice?

Yeah. Yeah, that's enough.

Are you done eating too much? Yeah,

I'm okay.

Yeah.

That's... That's a lot of sauce. Yeah, well, now I need... Could you put a

little more rice?

Maybe? Oh, my gosh.

Well, I don't even really have enough, like, rice in the first place for the

sauce. I can't bring it in. Yeah, I have, like, some rice.

Okay.

Thank you. You're welcome.

I'm going to stop.

Love it.

Don't worry if we don't have leftovers for tomorrow.

Mm -hmm.

That's all right. Honestly, I'll just, I'll buy dinner tomorrow night.

What? You're never buying dinner for us. I'm always going to provide for you

girls. She's a hardworking girl. She can eat.

Just like you have your ways and have taught me that I have my ways. And I

like to, you know,

throw in.

No, I won't have it.

Why? I think I want more rice, too.

Thanks,

Mom.

Do what I'm going to do. Nothing will happen to you tomorrow.

Do you want more rice?

No, just a little more sauce.

Yeah.

You've got to dry it off.

Yeah.

Dry rice.

Do you want some sauce on yours, too?

No, thank you.

Okay.

I'm good on the sauce.

Do you like the little fried chicken?

I'll take a little sauce, actually, right here. Okay.

Mmm.

Yeah, perfect, perfect, perfect.

Mm -hmm.

Do you like the little chickens that don't have sauce?

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Chicken sauce.

Chicken sauce.

Yeah,

get all that sauce.

I love the sauce.

The sauce is my favorite.

Yeah, we put a lot in there.

I think we should write a good review.

Yeah, definitely.

Definitely a good review.

There's a little bit left. Do you want the rest?

Okay.

Yeah, please.

Oh, it's perfect.

There's one more.

I'll take the last one.

Okay.

I'll take the last one.

So what are we going to do tomorrow?

Do you have the weekend?

Do you have the day off?

Actually, I do with my new position in the office.

I can be off whenever I want. So I can take you go shopping.

You can go shopping and then maybe go to the beach or something.

This sauce is really good.

It's so yummy.

This one is really messy, honestly.

Mom, do you mind pouring me some orange juice, please?

Here you go.

Yeah.

I'm so full.

Are you full or like?

Honestly, I'm good now.

Yeah.

I didn't eat anything all day.

I didn't eat anything all day.

I was extra hungry.

I just ate a whole. You're about to have a huge dream.

Yes.

Have a nice long day.

Have enough space for some fortune cookies.

Fortune cookies. That sounds really nice.

After we clean up, we can eat. We can check our fortune.

Fortune cookies.

It's a really good meal.

So what do you guys say we have a family movie night?

Oh, a movie night?

That sounds so nice.

Yeah,

me too.

What kind of movie? A scary movie?

A funny movie?

A really funny movie?

Funny? Yeah. Oh, a funny movie. I like scary movies.

You guys always get to pick the movies.

You guys want to do scary when I'm not around.

What about, like, those types of movies that are, like, scary but funny?

Those are funny.

I could watch those.

Yeah.

Well, maybe I'll do a scary movie just because you girls came to dinner for me.

Yeah.

Okay.

Oh, what a good mom.

We can do a comedy screen movie together, like, another night.

Oh, that sounds like a good idea.

Or maybe a little rom -com.

Some popcorn?

Yeah, some popcorn and candy.

A little girl's night?

You're not too full?

Um, I'm getting there, yeah.

Honestly, I probably should have stopped eating before I put on a little bit of

weight.

Shut up. You're so skinny. You'll never put on weight.

No, we're not giving the popcorn.

The movie tonight is not the same without popcorn.

We're definitely not giving the popcorn.

Popcorn has no nutritional value.

It's a game anyway.

Those fortune cookies will be good.

Do the fortune cookie. Do the fortune cookie.

Make him do the dishes because I'm so tired of doing

dishes. Right?

You got a funny little maid hat.

Aw, that would be so cute.

And it's honestly aggravating to be doing the dishes, and then you get it

over your clothes, and it gets all wet from the camera. Oh, my God, I know.

Your nails are way too pretty for that.

You're going to end up breaking it, getting something stuck in the drain.

That is just not for us beautiful women to be doing.

I went to that place that you recommended me to.

Did he ask for that lady, or did you just get her in on it? No, she actually

somebody. She had an appointment, and I honestly just kind of walked in because

I was in a rush that day, so they threw me in with somebody. But honestly, he

did a really good job. Whoa, it was a guy?

Yeah. Oh, my God. He went off.

And he did good?

Yeah. Have you seen them?

I have to see it. I have to see. What? It looks so good.

Wow. Those are really nice. A man did that? Yeah.

Oh, my God. That's actually surprising, because men don't do anything like that.

All right.

We need some real food that I can have, like, just imaginary food,

you know, like, not to worry about taste or texture.

Anything I want, I can have.

Yeah, Mom, let me do it. Right here.

It's amazing.

Guys that do services for us, like our nails, we need more of that.

Yeah.

Men doing just work for us.

That's what we need.

I'm going to clean this one.

Oh, we have a machine.

Do you want to get some good salt in?

Do you want to take a little?

Yeah, mine's raw, right?

Did you ever do fortune cookies?

Yeah,

let's do it.

Let's do it. Maybe our fortunes will come through.

Mine says,

all your hard work will pay off soon.

Ha! Hard work.

I don't do anything.

That's funny.

What about yours? What does yours say?

Love is as necessary to human beings as food and shelter.

Wow. How sweet is that one?

I'm going to keep this. We should put this on the fridge.

That's horrible.

You'll find true love.

That's my favorite part.

Why don't Chinese restaurants have any other desserts?

Just fortunately.

I think they might. They have, like, the fried dough.

Fried dough? Mm -hmm.

Fried dough.

Yeah, the fried dough with the sugar on it.

Oh, like a donut?

Yeah, it's a little, like, ball with powdered sugar or something on it.

It's really good.

Did you see those on the menu?

No, I didn't see any different.

No?

More dessert, more dessert.

Maybe we go get some dessert later on.

We should go to that place and actually like ask them like what they

specifically have. Maybe they don't have it on the menu or like a secret menu or

something.

Or we could get ice cream.

Ice cream.

That would be fun.

Yeah, I want ice cream.

Do I still have juice in there?

Yeah.

Do you guys want to go get ice cream somewhere or just buy it and eat it? I

always make it a month.

I say we go and get ice cream and bring it home and watch a movie.

Yeah, that's a good idea.

Yeah.

What kind of ice cream?

Oh, that is where it gets tricky because the ice cream I like is not the ice

cream you guys like.

What about...

Rocky Road.

Definitely.

Rocky Road.

So good.

So good.

So we can agree on the Rocky Road?

I guess so.

I'm here for it.

Or Turtle Trucks.

Turtle Trucks? Yeah.

Those are good.

Oh, that would be good. Whipped cream, cherries, chocolate sauce. Oh, my God.

I have to have, like, all the sauce on my ice cream.

All the sauce. Yeah.

You're a sauce girl, you know that?

I am. I'm a saucy girl. She's a saucy girl. She likes your sauce.

Oh, this is all trash.

I'm also done with this.

Do you still have it? Oh, yeah, you still have it. One more cookie left.

One more cookie.

Maybe you want me to read it for Oliver?

Yeah, that can be our special portion.

What's the family portion?

Let's see.

It's a little busted, but it's all right.

It says, be brave enough to live.

Creatively. I like that one.

I like to think of myself as pretty creative.

I think you're pretty creative too.

Here,

do you want me to take this to the kitchen?

Okay.

Here,

let's gather some stuff up.

I'm making a mess again.

Are you

sure you can carry all that?

Yeah, I can.

Okay.

Oh, my goodness. Don't worry. Just let me clean it up. Yeah, let me go get some

towels. Yeah, you're good.

I would definitely clean this up. Wow.

That's crazy.

Chloe,

how did you manage this one?

Oh, my God. Chloe, how did you manage this one?

You know what? I got water fingers.

Here, mom, let me help you.

Sorry, let me not just sit here and watch.

Yeah.

This is why I can't do anything.

In the

same way.

We weren't going to really eat that either.

Yeah, it's fine.

You can't even pick rice up with a paper towel. I mean,

the floor needed some cleaning anyways, right?

Oh my God, there's rice all the way over here.

I know, Chloe's so dumb.

You got some distance with it.

I'm taking my fingers all greasy, too.

I know, it's so nasty.

You clean it up.

Almost another eye.

Almost another mess.

I know.

I can't just take this all out.

Spoons are literally halfway across the floor. I know. It's a giant disaster.

How do we do that? I don't know.

I don't fucking know.

I spilled more.

I'm getting my dad.

I'm cleaning stuff all night.

I know.

Now you all know how I feel.

I'm going to get out of this.

Yeah, but you know they're not going to do a good job.

I'm at least partially intelligent if we're going to live with him to this

Yeah, I'm hopefully rich too.

Rich and dumb.

Rich and dumb.

Oh,

it's still so slippery and slimy. Yeah,

I'm trying.

But it's just not working.

Yeah, give me some more paper towels.

I don't know.

I don't know.

Make sure it is good.

I've got to be careful.

No,

I think you've done it pretty good.

Okay. Good job.

Good job.

That was yummy.

I think there's something on your face.

I'm going to get that on the chat.

Yummy.

I have some more for y 'all.

Oh, man, I'm so thankful for, like, four drinkers.

Oh, this is the best ever.

I fucking love being invisible.

Being invisible is the best ever.

You are such a nerd, honestly. You really thought I'd think you were

Wait, what?

Yeah,

you fucking won.

Here,

now take care of these bitches.

God, could you be any more fatubiter?

Um, throw those away and just make sure you really wash those.

Fuck, really?

Wait, you said I was good at that?