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Hello?
Anybody here?
Okay, this house should be vacant.
We're gonna stay here tonight. I'm gonna study this map so we can get back
to camp in the morning.
Do you think there's someone hanging up?
We should check it out, right? Just to be sure.
Uh, no.
This whole thing started because you two wandered off the campsite.
We were sticking together all night.
Selena, stay quiet.
Calvin,
you're the camp counselor. You should go and help her.
Oh, fuck.
Okay.
Take the map and meet me outside.
Selena. What are you doing here?
I was looking for a knife.
It's an abandoned house.
Why would there be a knife here?
I don't know.
Came from the other room, didn't it?
Okay, let's get out of here.
I thought I told you to leave it outside. I thought I could hit him with
prize, but then I slipped and fell.
At least they're not just gone now.
Let's get the fuck out of here. No, it's still dark outside. We're not going
anywhere until we have a plan.
Yeah, we need a solid plan.
But it's... I mean, it's all your fault.
I know. I should have... Look, I was meant to come outside, but then... Like
said, like, I thought I could figure out a different plan, and it just didn't
work out.
I've done my part. It was a nightmare. We fell over.
Are you okay? Yeah, I'm fine. But I think...
I was trying to scope out the plan.
Well,
I was thinking, maybe when it gets light outside, like you said, it's dark now.
If we come up from this side, and then we can go out the back, and then round
the front again, and I saw a pathway going to the left outside.
I saw a barbed wire fence down here.
Okay. I can't go that way.
Nightmare. Okay.
I mean, which way did we come in? Do you guys remember?
I think we came in... David, all your fault. If you guys listened to me, and
they didn't wander off the trail, none of this would have happened. Come on. We
were just trying to have fun.
Yeah, it's a summer camp.
We were just trying to have a little bit of fun.
No, this is not right.
I mean, maybe if we had a better map.
Yeah.
So, I think this birth is that. I think that's where we are.
So if we head out that direction, I reckon we could get back to where we go
from.
What do you think, Hannah? I don't think Hannah knows what she's talking about.
I don't know. I mean, you were in charge of the bath to begin with, and you got
us in this bath. So I think we need a different plan.
I think we should come through this side.
I mean, we don't have to worry about him anymore, so that's great.
I don't know.
I think we came in the front here, so maybe if we... I think you guys got us
so much trouble. You know that?
Come on, we were just trying to have a good time. No, this has been awful.
I mean, we're alive.
Yeah, but we're going to go back after cancer to people.
They don't... Everything's not fun like how you guys think it is.
Maybe they didn't notice, you know?
Maybe we'll be fine.
I think... I think... I think we can make it.
I think we should try... What about going higher than that?
You know, that could work. No, that was the opposite direction.
And now we have some monster chasing us.
But he's gone now, so I think that could work.
Wait. You did get rid of his weapon, right?
Yes. Well, what do you mean by got rid of it?
You guys are awful.
How about if we headed up this way and tried to signal for help from us?
Sure, we can't cancel. You should have at least some bit of equipment on you
that's going to help us out here.
How qualified are you?
You don't seem very qualified.
I am qualified.
Be quiet.
I'm so sick of you yapping.
I think if we went last, I mean, we could probably even just, like, give up
some cultural events. I mean, I've never done anything like that before.
Look,
no one else is throwing out any good ideas.
Thanks. I'm having term.
this whole plan.
I don't feel like you guys are concentrating in terms of if we go this
might still be out at us.
But it's really, ah, we met the front bed in dark now.
I don't know if we're going to survive the night, though.
We're going to survive the night. Have a bit of confidence, please.
I don't think we should just wait until morning.
I agree.
I agree. I think if we wait until morning, we can...
I don't know, put our heads together, try and figure out a better plan.
Something like that.
Well, what do you think?
I think... I keep thinking what I'm going to tell my superior that I can't.
Well, you did fuck up.
No, you guys fucked up. I chased you guys so you guys wouldn't get lost.
To bring you back, you guys are too far on this. Okay, but if you were a better
kid, Count, you probably wouldn't have gotten in this. I haven't even seen your
Count has a license.
Like, this is ridiculous.
I don't think so. That's true.
Yeah, I thought you meant to have a license. All you have is a torch and a
whistle.
Like, I really don't know what's going on with this company. I mean, it's a
little bit harder.
True, that's true. I'll give him that. You get a point for that.
I mean, this house definitely isn't even abandoned.
That creep following us around.
I mean, who is this?
I don't know.
No, I think this house is on the market for sale. That's why we only have 24
hours here.
Ah.
But maybe we wait. Maybe we wait, the real estate agent comes, and then, I
know, we can make some form of agreement. They may even drop us back
maybe they won't tell on us.
Nobody's going to drop us back home.
Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about. I mean, how long did we walk for
before we got her? Like, from camp, if we're making it. I'm thinking maybe,
like, a good hour or two.
What do you think?
Like, an hour?
I think an hour and two.
Maybe two.
That's a lot. I don't even know where it is.
Well, we can go find it. Like you said, it's night now. But when did he pick it?
Oh, when did he pick it? That's very true.
Yeah, when did he pick it?
The creepy man that's roaming around in your band and not surviving how? The
more you popped out, the more I didn't quit.
You know that?
It's your fault.
It's not my fault. Look, like you said, we're having a little adventure now.
I'm sorry to say that your camp is shit.
It wasn't exciting.
We had to make up our own fun.
And here we are. There's no point complaining now. Okay? We've got our
in math. We've got to get it out.
I reckon, wake up in the morning.
hopefully, some date, lady, agent, man, they, turns up,
and we can offer them the help.
If not, and they don't turn up, I reckon we go for plan A, which is
go out here, go to the left, go around the corner, and then go back down the
side.
What do you think?
I think you don't have to talk about her.
I don't think so. I think that might work.
I think so.
And if not, if it's not right, we can turn right.
You know, we've got multiple options here. And we might even bump into
something. We can't be the only ones.
That's actually quite a good plan. I know.
I know.
Oh.
Yeah. All you guys think about is boys.
Yeah. Boys, boys, boys. That we have a council that know what they're doing.
Possibly, and we might have licences inside.
That would be helpful. That would be helpful.
There's no such thing as a licence. Well, clearly because you don't have
So... I think... I
think... I think so too. And if that happens to be a couple boys...
I think I'd be happy to help them if
you know what I'm saying I reckon yeah I reckon we go over there and we just
keep walking and we've got to hit some form of road or city or person if we
going in that direction I mean this looks more weird that looks more rural
there could be chances of people being there I reckon yeah No, I think there's
camp over here and there's one over here.
Okay. So... So we could do that. We could do that.
And we came in the front.
Correct. We came in the front.
The cabin.
Yeah. Which, so that, yeah. I mean, my plan there may be a bit advantageous
trying to get over that. That might not happen. Mm -hmm.
But there's gotta, you know, where does the barbed wire fence at the gate?
You're fucking right about that.
There's got to be. There's no way there isn't a fucking gate.
And that's where you've got to be, a way in or a way out.
And you want to try that?
I mean, we could do. Like you said, we've got to head that direction anyway
we want to get stuck and see those boys.
So we've got to find a way out. But, hey, we've got to come up with a good
okay? Mr.
Councilor, that will be where I'm going. I agree.
Man, I'm going.
I'm trying to come in and take over.
Excuse me, what did you pick? Nothing.
Yeah, that's what I thought you said.
I know.
Oh,
excuse me. I know, I see my t -shirt. Really?
What t -shirt are you talking about? Nothing, nothing.
I think it's nothing. It's nothing, nothing to see.
Did you even see him back at camp?
Is he from camp?
Are we sure?
Are we sure he's actually from campus?
You guys are talking way too much.
I'm going to study the math, like I told you guys.
You're going to get out lost, you guys. No.
And I'll find us back to where we need to be.
Oh boy,
oh boy.
Enough with that boy stuff.
But we're going to first make sure that that monster is knocked out.
I dragged his body out.
And I'm hoping that he doesn't find the weapon.
That's what I'm hoping. You guys did get rid of the weapon, didn't you?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
I did my best.
I'm confident.
Well, he doesn't have it anymore.
And he's gone, so... I think we're safe. I think we're going to be okay.
I hope so because you guys have been something else. You know that?
What does that mean?
You know exactly what that means. I actually know what that means.
Try to get around that way.
Head towards the camp.
Then head towards the point.
Then if they're not there, go other way to the right hand side. I like that. I
like that plan too.
Do you like that plan? Yeah.
No, we don't like that plan.
He likes the sun.
So I think we do that.
Hopefully. We've got to reach civilisation at some point.
I mean, I don't feel like we wanted that far off. It was only, you know, a
couple of hours.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I reckon so. I think it'll be fine. I reckon if we... Yeah.
Just keep walking. We've got to find someone. A car.
A road.
A car. A car. A bike.
A motorcycle.
A bus.
It's great.
All methods of transportation, there's a lot of ways to do that.
We didn't come from that part. No, no, we didn't. That's very true.
I feel like it may have been blue.
I don't quite remember, if I'm being honest.
So we're going to go on the west side. On the west side, find the camp, if that
camp is open, hike up that road, and then, if the map is correct,
I think, like you said, if we keep going forward that way, they've got it in the
morning, we're dropping off new campers. Yeah. They have to be.
They do it every Friday. Exactly.
And tomorrow is Friday.
Tomorrow is Friday.
That's a good tip.
Yeah. Yeah, I reckon if we do that, and then if we don't turn the bus, we'll
find a fucking road.
I think we'll find a fucking road. Up the road.
Exactly.
It'll stand up.
It'll stand up. Exactly.
And we'll find someone.
Like you said, weekends.
Weekend hiking.
I'm sure there's some homeless family trotting around.
You guys lay down here.
I hear noises.
See, I think if we head out that way, we've got to find a road. There's no way
we're not going to find a road.
What were you talking about with Emma? Show me.
But I think we're over here.
That's where I think we are at the moment.
And so if we head to the left, like Alina was saying, there's that other
just around that other hill from us. Okay.
So I think they'll probably find that. What do you think?
No. We don't care about that. Yeah, but it's civilization.
There's people there.
I know you don't want us to go there, but I think it's a very, very good plan.
Especially if we find people.
Then we can get help back to our town.
I second that. See? That's a good point. See? Second it.
Tell me where it's gone, sadly.
Any of what you guys are thinking. Of course, you're going to get him armed
a torch.
Well, he's a fraud, okay?
I reckon.
I mean, we can even use you to run, jump over a car, to run, jump over a car, to
a van.
Push us up. No.
With your big man muscles.
No, I'm not going to push anybody up. I think it's very likely. And then, we've
got to find one of the blue buses we came in on.
I think we'll find it. I really do.
You've got to be positive in this kind of situation.
I think they've left and we're coming to the cat.
No, no.
Okay, well what's your suggestion then?
We're all going to get the present from it.
Like I said, we're going to find a blue bus at some point.
It's going to happen. There's no way it won't.
A blue what?
Are you sure it was blue?
It may not have been blue. Blue?
Oh my goodness. What's your focus on? Yeah, but that's how we came into the
camp. What's your focus?
You're completely off.
Oh my goodness, you guys.
If my memory serves me for the best, I noticed that blue wasn't really thinking
about it. I think it was yellow.
Was it like a yellow orange?
Oh, very different to blue.
Yeah, well, I don't know. I was really scared, so I kind of forgot.
But now that I'm thinking about it, I think it might have been yellow.
Maybe orange.
Because yellow is usually for school, but I can't imagine white.
White? Yeah, maybe it was white.
Maybe. It was... Why?
I don't know. This is so wrong, you guys.
Does that sound right to you?
It sounds right to me.
And I feel like Mr. Camp Counselor here.
He doesn't even know what bus he came on, okay? If he is... Yeah, exactly.
Dial -up call.
Very frustrating.
I feel like we were saved, too.
I think you guys came up with it. I'm going to get in trouble. I don't know
I'm going to say. I'm responsible for you two guys.
And I might lose my job, honestly.
Well, we're still alive.
Bad egg.
Let's have another look. Let's take it from, let's take it from my angle.
That just looks so much better to me.
I reckon, we've been looking at it from the wrong angle this whole time, I
reckon if we go left, right, and then go round,
we'll probably be back to the bath that we came on.
If we go round to the right hand side, up from the left, follow the river down,
we'll make it back to town.
I think so.
What do you think?
Well, in that case, I don't know. I hope it doesn't start raining.
Yeah. If it starts raining, we're in trouble.
We're in trouble. We're going to have to sit.
Yeah. Trauma tantrum, temper tantrum.
I mean, I sense it's raining.
But that may just be my nipple.
I feel like it could rain.
Possibly. I don't know.
It's not raining now. I need more rain.
I mean, it was raining when we left. It was raining when we left. That's a good
point. I need to bring my main colour.
Yeah. And we don't want to be in the flash today. That's exactly what we
want to be. In the flash today.
I'm sure that there might be an umbrella around here. Yeah.
Maybe we could take a look when we try and find the torch.
Mm -hmm.
Or, if that creep is... Let me just steal... You have a nice, crooked hoodie
I'm not staking.
Hoodie? You're not wearing a hoodie.
Oh. Here's a hat.
Here's a hat.
And here's a mask.
Yeah. Other than that, you've got a mask.
Is that a hat? Yeah, yeah. Could be that, possibly.
That could work.
I don't think I know how to do it.
Is there water at the top?
Really?
There could be a leak somewhere.
There could be a huge leak in the pipe. I don't want to be responsible for that.
No.
I'm going to lose my job. If anyone's taking responsibility for any leak, it's
you.
It's me.
It's got to be.
I think it's true though.
Also, since you're the responsible, you know, cam counsellor, is that,
is that cheating?
I think, I think you've got a bit of a problem with any leaks that occur during
our time in the, around the house.
He wasn't here for that long.
That's true.
That could have been him, the leak.
It could have been him. Running around. What if he's kind of a drummer?
What if that was his boyfriend?
The main thing would be to kind of make some dodgy wiring in the house. But he
doesn't know, still.
Angry neighbor.
Oh, what do you think?
I don't know about angry neighbor.
I just thought we'd do the same thing. Yeah, same.
People are weird.
People are weird. People are weird.
Yeah.
It could be just a neighbor or I don't know.
What do you think?
I don't know.
I mean, now that you mention it, what does it mean? I don't know the answer.
I think...
That's the case. I mean, we should report it to the police anyway, but I
that that should definitely be brought up to the real estate agent. I mean, did
you guys even hear him speak? Is that anything to you?
He didn't say anything.
He didn't say anything.
He's a killer.
What are you talking about? Did anyone make sure? He did kill her lately.
Yeah. That has to matter.
Exactly. If you want to kill, kill, but at least do it.
You know? Yeah.
This is a plan. The nerve is on me.
I know.
They want to kill, but they just don't have any manners.
Who fucking brought the people up? Seriously.
Ridiculous. I know.
So I reckon... Hold on.
People are getting a much better view of it from this way around.
Which way around? Oh, you know what? I think they did it backwards the whole
time. That's exactly what I believe.
Yeah. See, I think.
Yes, what do you think?
Are you actually listening to me this time or are you going to say I'm wrong?
I'm not sharing my opinions unless you actually listen.
I'm listening, go ahead.
Two ears, don't turn.
I'll take that, yes. Go ahead.
Four ears, four ears, brilliant.
So, I think we should go round the back.
Yes. But first, wait for it to get light.
What first?
Wait for it to get light. You said something else before that.
What? No, no.
First, wait for it to get light.
Okay. Then go round the back.
And then... Yes?
I don't know, just keep going until we hit the road. We've got to hit the road.
If we all keep optimistic... I hope you guys don't snore.
We're going to have to spend the night here.
And I need to get to sleep.
You may have to use the sofa, because I snore like a motherfucker.
I can share then.
Yeah, please, there you go.
You can sleep on the floor.
Yeah. How about that? Or outside.
Outside with me.
We're not that cool.
Aren't we?
Yeah, no, true. True. We'll be nice. And also, you're going to get a massive
bollocking when you go back to camp.
You really are.
You've taken us away.
From camp.
I mean, we kind of ran away.
We kind of went away. We kind of went away. But, you know, that was like, it
his responsibility.
But if you get us back safely, you know, you could get us back safely.
And then. Put this on my car. Correct.
Correct.
your soul, and unless you do something about it, you're ruining your job.
So, I... You can't lose a job you never had.
Chancellor. Chancellor. Chancellor.
I did have this job. I don't believe you.
Crew there, show us some identification.
Wow, too bad.
I should just leave you guys here.
Oh, you poor people.
We'll go find your Rebecca.
I think we'll have a good time finding our Rebecca.
I agree.
You can actually sleep outside tonight, I reckon. I think the vote will be made
with the periodic ones.
And we didn't ask you to come here. True. I'm the security here, though.
you're supposed to be the security.
What do you have?
A torch and a whistle?
No, we go through training.
What's the training?
That's top secret. Oh, the council training is copied.
Do you hear this one?
For your information, you have the one that has a map backwards.
It's not backwards. It's not backwards. It was backwards before.
See, even he doesn't know how to read. God, do you count?
Is he reading?
Will you talk through the map?
See, I think if we're going from this angle upward, we're going to make some
more of the government people or place. We've got to. We can't be lost out here
in the woods forever.
There's just no time for wonder. This is annoying.
Yeah, and that is...
Yeah. No. Where?
No. That?
That's a lot faster.
Hmm, I think that was a... Okay, so maybe not that fast. No, that's only
that fast.
Okay, so if we're talking about what?
Now, what direction is that?
Um, well... You guys want to know?
Are you going to make helpful comments?
So are you guys going to...
Yeah,
exactly.
So that's what I'm saying.
We can at least try to find the new people.
What new people?
The new... See, you don't even know how to have work.
When's shipment day?
Exactly. New people come in, old people go out. It's just how it works.
How are you guys doing? What are you talking about?
Yes, we do.
I'm waiting.
I'm waiting.
I think our sense of direction is pretty good. I'm definitely not off the top of
that direction.
How long do you think we should wait here for?
At least until they get fly. Like you said, you know, we thought we'd be going
out there when it's dark and wilderness.
It's not a good idea.
Well, I'm happy we figured out the direction.
Mm -hmm.
Listen. Because I know, I feel like you're probably more familiar with the
and South. I think I might.
I can't believe you have the mask on today.
At least you got it on your arm.
I can't tell if it is health.
I
guess
we just hand those drops out to anyone.
Amen.
I think it might hurt people.
You got it, don't you?
We're actually talking about some good ideas here. Me and Ari did you
better than yours.
All I heard was crapola.
Crapola? Yeah, crapola.
That's all I heard.
I think we have a pretty good plan, and I think it was better than yours.
I agree that you came up with it. I agree.
Crop side down math and everything.
No, you're not.
Yes, it is upside down. I just fixed it.
I just fixed it. Okay, that's wrong.
No, it was upside down.
All wrong.
How well can he hold a torch?
Do you know what I mean? He could have done more, I reckon. The stuff has to be
here in the first place.
How am I supposed to do that? How am I supposed to know there's a monster
to kill us?
Yeah, but you've got a big hand.
How do you know you're not in on this? Could it be your little friend?
Oh, you think I'm in on this? It could be. It could be your little mate.
But you can't admit it. You're a asshole.
The more I talk to you, the more it's kind of a big deal.
Oh, you're going to get more.
When you get back, we're going to be up.
I can't believe you're not on my side.
I'm not on your side. I can't be on your side because we nearly died. I mean,
you're super down and we shouldn't have been here anyway.
We weren't even going to come into this house.
No, everyone was like, please come out of the house.
You're going to look at the map again, aren't you?
I'd love to, yeah.
Now,
I reckon if we look at it from this angle... Yeah?
See, the plan's still the same.
Okay. I reckon if we go through that place... Yes? That we came in from...
I mean, I know you're the boss.
She doesn't know what she's talking about. I absolutely do.
I know you don't.
You're outvoted, matey. Sorry.
There's just no way.
I reckon if we keep going through the forest, find that other camp, there may
boys there.
Forget about boys. I don't want you talking about boys.
They'll probably be here. That's better than you.
Do they have cancer? We can find out. Maybe there's real cancer.
That can help us. That helps with the license.
They can prove it. And they can get us home safely.
Prove what?
Prove what?
What?
I'm a fraud.
You guys were disobedient and you didn't listen to my words and you walked off
the camp.
Sorry.
No,
you guys weren't.
Exactly. When you were in camp, I was in camp.
I listened to directions.
Yes, I did. What direction?
Directions that I was in for my camp series.
Exactly.
I don't even think you can read them up.
That's my explanation.
I mean, we did struggle a bit. I mean, exactly.
And we've actually kind of got into the plan now.
We head for the other camp. We find a blue, yellow, white bus.
Yeah. Wanted to take on the threat.
That is true. We've got to find someone.
There's going to be someone.
I know there's tubing nearby.
But I can't preach. But they do that. Tubing. You still have to get home
we're talking about that. No, but I'm saying that if there's a tubing outpost,
then that might be another place that we can go to turn around.
Exactly.
Because the buses come through there all the time.
We're there to every hour, the rest is ten figures. Exactly. We've got to think
about, you know, we've got to think about outside the box there.
These, you know, straightforward plans, they're thin, but they've got us. We're
here.
Ahold!
Loma! Loma!
That's it. You guys are making me upset. I'm almost ready for bed and I don't
even know...
We can share. We can definitely not share. I am still upset at you guys.
I don't want to share it with you guys. We don't want to share it with you, camp
counselor. Camp counselor. All right.
If we get some quiet time, I'll get some rest.
And then we'll figure this out. I'm just going to say that they're fine.
More alcohol.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
I followed you. I've done everything.
But it wasn't.
That you were going to see more responsibility is what you're going to
There's no way you're going to blame us. It's really not going to happen.
We're the client in this situation.
Okay?
We're the people from camp.
You're in trouble.
Well, we're going to go to bed very soon, because I'm tired.
Me too.
We've had such a long day. I mean, we all got bloody killed.
Because you didn't listen. I said meet us outside.
Yeah, well, I was trying to do us all a favour and whack him, alright?
It might kind of work, because we wouldn't be in this situation.
Yeah.
But it didn't work.
But you were still there. I saw you driving your way.
So we must be fine.
I think we're safe.
I think she's gone. I think we're safe.
I hope so.
I hope so.
If not, you can stand up, I reckon. You can sit outside.
Like a little dog and make sure that we're okay. We can sit peacefully in
I reckon. I hope so.
I reckon.
I think. And I think we've got a relatively good plan.
You know.
The borderline's the plan, anyway.
Yeah, I mean. I say fuck the map.
I say fuck the map. I absolutely say fuck the map.
We'll take the map. We'll take the map. You know?
Ideas go further than the map.
The ideas go further than the map. The ideas and the life go further than the
map. The map is a tool to get from A to B.
Yeah.
Not a very good one. Not a very good one because we've ended up here. But this
is the map. There you go. Play the map.
You guys don't mean it. Tell them that they gave you a destructive man.
Thank you.
I'm going to warn you now.
It's ice bath.
Well, I mean, I feel a little bit, but I can't get my feet.
Perfect. You can talk and I'll snore.
Mm -hmm. And you can keep God outside.
Why can't you keep?
You can keep God outside. Because if that fucking maniac comes back, she's
coming for me. I'll tell you that right now.
There's no way. My sheet hiding works perfectly.
Okay? Yeah.
You didn't see me. My over -the -blanket hiding. And then we all murdered you.
never going to happen anyway.
All written in the start of this kind of thing. I was never going to die. You
guys were always going to jump out and save me.
So, I wasn't about to die.
Perfectly. I didn't want to die anyway.
You're right. Your time will come when your time comes. And that was not your
time. It wasn't my time. It wasn't my fucking time.
Exactly. It wasn't my time earlier, but it wasn't your time earlier.
It wasn't our time. It's not our time to die.
Exactly. We have made it, and now we just need to make it out of the womb.
Are you proud of us? Can't tell. Not really, I'm not.
Oh, come on.
Thank you.
You're a bollock.
We survived a killer.
Have a bit of optimism about you.
I think we did the right thing. I think we did the right thing.
I agree. I think we really did the right thing. I think we did the best thing
that we could have done. We made the best decision. A hundred percent.
And Laura will make an even better decision when we find a way out of it.
will know Max.
Can we get ice cream?
Absolutely, we can get ice cream. You know before we have ice cream?
No choice.
Those boys probably have lots of ice cream. The best is your ice cream.
No ice cream for you. Do you need any popsicles?
Possibly. I could definitely go for one. I could go for a huge popsicle right
now. All over me.
Fuck it.
Call me right now.
It would be great. It would be great to drip all over me. I'd love a popsicle
right now.
That would be great.
Ice cream.
That would be lovely.
Did you hear?
This is mad.
You know, if we only had cell phone reception, we could have called camp.
I haven't tried that. I'm not sure.
But I can see, on that side, over there, if we go up that way, that's what I'm
talking about.
And then we go back to that camp.
You made enough projections, Gail, I think.
Let's do a comment down below.
We all have to be on the same team.
You know what I'm saying, because... No.
And I'm just saying that the plan is off. Okay, but you say that. There's a
feeling we're not on the same page. Well, I mean, no, wait one sec. I just
to say I apologize if I've let you down.
I mean, yeah.
Should we forget him?
No.
I think this is something that's going to be emotionally traumatizing for a
time.
Hey, but you guys were at fault as well, so it's not all on me. Okay, but we
were just trying to have a good time. Yeah.
And you had to come all up in here and just, you know, bring a guy, bring a
plan.
No, that's fine.
You were going to like...
I don't know, we're going to have a fun girls night.
Again with the girls night talk, you have to be focused on what you guys did
wrong and how you guys can be held accountable.
Just because you're worried can't make you feel held accountable.
Don't pass the blame.
Understand the blame. Vote in the blame.
Feel the blame.
And then you want to do a smile.
Acceptance is part of the process.
I don't think you can do it.
Well... Like I said, if we
go that way, then...
At least we're going in some... We're heading in some form of direction.
Like, if we go out there, that way, I reckon...
I can't chat.
But this has been a great experience, right?
We didn't get murdered, so that's a start.
True. That's true. No murdering has occurred.
And we got our time to hang out together. We so did.
It's just been lovely.
I mean, that's the whole reason I went to camp, was to try and have more girl
time. Make more friends.
Yeah, exactly.
I hope you guys made new friends. I did.
It's part of the experience. Getting lost, it's part of the allure of going
camp. Yes, it's not how fast you get there.
It's a journey. Yeah.
You know, how hard is that?
It's a climb. You know? It really is a climb.
I'm happy we didn't make the decision to climb that fence.
Yeah. What fence?
The barbed wire fence.
Yeah. Duh. Duh.
Obviously. The only fence that we've been talking about.
Yeah. And I think he doesn't like paying attention to it.
See, I think, yeah, like I said, if we go out that way, we can calm background,
maybe go to Camp Chad.
I think we should go to both of them. Yeah.
I know there is.
Yeah. See, if we keep going past that way, we get to the main road anyway.
Mm -hmm.
I think...
I think that's what we've got to do. We've got to go that way.
We've just got to. Like, there's no other option.
We go left, we go right, we go to Camp Chad. We go right, we go left, we go to
that other camp. What was it called? Camp Pesto.
Camp Creek?
Yeah, Camp Creek.
I'm hungry. I don't know where I got pesto from.
Yeah, I know.
Oh, sleep.
It's so hard.
We should.
We should go there.
Italian food. I think we should, I don't know, Camp Chad is calling my
name all the time. I don't know why.
I mean, I heard that there's cuter boys there.
Okay, well, if there's cute boys, that should be our main priority.
You know, never mind the killer, never mind anything else. So if we go
left and right, is that what we're saying? Are we agreeing on this? Is this
agreement? No, we're not agreeing on it.
No, not at all.
We're not going to agree on this because this idea is stupid, I tell you guys.
You guys don't know what you're talking about.
We do, we do. We've been looking at the map.
I don't know. I thought we had fucked the map.
Yeah, true. We did. That's so true. We did say fuck the map.
Because we're going to be outside of the box.
It's not a sedan anymore, is it?
I had a little taxi before, but it was Camp Europe.
Camp Europe, yeah.
I heard that there's good food at Camp Turkey.
Me too.
Camp Turkey?
No, Turkey.
No, they do, like, turkey hunting states there, and their turkey's really good.
It's, like, some of the best in the country. Wow. Okay.
Wow. Well, I mean, we should, I mean, if we're trying to... I mean, I feel like
if we made...
You know, this was a whole adventure, so we may as well just prolong the
adventure and on our way back just, like, get on with the free camp. We'll
like, a camp tour!
Exactly. Let's make it a little fun experience. We have the horrible
at this horrible house, which was chosen by that guy.
And then, let's make this into a nice adventure. I don't know.
Well,
forget about the adventure.
No. Just because you're getting told off, okay?
Because I'm responsible for you guys in the first place.
Look, I think... I think we did... Let's get the map out of your hands and I'll
just... You guys just lay down here. I'm tired.
So you guys are going to be in trouble, do you know that?
No, you're going to be in trouble. You're the counselor. We don't have any
to lose.
Exactly.
Yeah.
I think you guys should be grateful.
I'm happy that we did some that, but I'm happy that... Yeah, me too. We were in
this journey together. Me too, me too. I'm glad, I'm glad we, we, we won this
journey together.
Mm -hmm.
We think, um, when the sun comes up, we should go on our little camp tour. I
agree. I think that would be fun. We can fuck off. I agree. Yeah, I agree. We
can go get some ice cream. Mm -hmm.
Some ice cream.
I hope it doesn't get all over me.
Yeah. That would be awesome.
You know, I was thinking you did get rid of that machine, right?
Fuck, look!
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