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[Speaker 6]: Hello,

[Speaker 3]: Chuck. Hello. Are you here, Angela?

[Speaker 6]: Hi, yes.

[Speaker 3]: Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

[Speaker 6]: Nice to meet you, too. So, uh, thanks for coming today.

[Speaker 3]: I'm pretty excited about seeing this house. I hope you don't mind if I film. It's

[Speaker 3]: kind of like I see so many houses, it's easy to remember what I've seen.

[Speaker 6]: Okay, so you're into... photography huh

[Speaker 3]: yes

[Speaker 6]: yeah candid photography

[Speaker 3]: yes ma'am

[Speaker 6]: yeah i like it too so i guess you've already seen the the bushes and

[Speaker 3]: oh yes

[Speaker 6]: the outside area

[Speaker 3]: it looks really nice

[Speaker 6]: you know it's great for uh parties you know what i mean

[Speaker 3]: oh really like

[Speaker 6]: orgy parties. It's a great space. It's a pool at the back. And the bushes are so good

[Speaker 6]: for voyeurism, you know what I mean? Like hiding the bushes. I don't know, you're

[Speaker 6]: into candid photography. Just like go through the bushes there. It's great,

trust me. Okay.

[Speaker 6]: Yeah, come on in.

[Speaker 3]: Oh

[Speaker 6]: shit. You're gonna love this big house. Okay. This is

[Speaker 3]: a different kind of showing, I

[Speaker 6]: guess. I love your

[Speaker 3]: stuff.

[Speaker 6]: Let me just lock this door.

[Speaker 3]: Sure.

[Speaker 6]: So as you can see, it's already amazing,

[Speaker 3]: right? It is. It's lovely.

[Speaker 6]: Does it make you want to buy this house?

Yeah.

[Speaker 6]: So Chuck, are you

married?

[Speaker 3]: Actually, I'm divorced.

[Speaker 6]: Oh, wow. Divorced, huh? So you're a player.

[Speaker 3]: Yeah.

I get

[Speaker 3]: it. No,

[Speaker 6]: well. Yeah. So your wife, was she into photography

before?

[Speaker 3]: Well, she... Nudge,

[Speaker 6]: nudge, know what I mean? Know what I mean?

[Speaker 3]: She liked to, you know, take pictures of landscapes and, like, animals. Was

[Speaker 6]: she a goa? Was your wife a goa?

[Speaker 3]: A what?

[Speaker 6]: Did she go a goa? Was your

[Speaker 3]: wife a goa? A goa. I think so.

[Speaker 6]: Yeah.

[Speaker 3]: I think she was.

[Speaker 6]: Yeah, I'll bet she's been around. Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

[Speaker 3]: I think I'm reading you.

Was she a

[Speaker 3]: sport? What?

[Speaker 6]: Your wife, was she a sport?

[Speaker 11]: Is

[Speaker 3]: this

[Speaker 6]: a code are you

[Speaker 3]: speaking in code

[Speaker 6]: I'm just saying that I know exactly what you need Joe

[Speaker 3]: Okay. Is there anyone else here? I'm just a little

[Speaker 6]: confused. Oh, no. It's just you and I, you know. I like my consultations to be

[Speaker 6]: personal. You know,

[Speaker 3]: when I'm

[Speaker 6]: showing someone around the house, I like to give the personal touch and make sure

[Speaker 6]: your needs are taken care of.

[Speaker 3]: Thank you. Look at this door. Yes. It's wood. So

[Speaker 6]: hard.

[Speaker 10]: Okay.

[Speaker 6]: I've got to tell you something about this bathroom, Chuck.

[Speaker 3]: Yes? I really like it. You're full of life. I love it.

[Speaker 6]: Look at this. Yeah. Shower, bath.

[Speaker 3]: Yeah?

[Speaker 6]: Let me tell you

[Speaker 3]: about it.

[Speaker 6]: Yeah. 24-7 wetness. It gets so wet in here, it's not even a joke,

[Speaker 3]: Chuck. 24-7?

[Speaker 6]: Yeah, it's so moist.

[Speaker 3]: Oh, man.

[Speaker 6]: So much wetness. Whenever you need it, you just... Fiddle with

[Speaker 4]: the

[Speaker 6]: faucet over there. And it's gonna get wet. Dripping wet all over your body.

[Speaker 3]: Would... But what about the floor? I mean, there's no shower curtain.

[Speaker 6]: The floor... Yeah, don't worry about that.

Okay.

[Speaker 6]: slippery and wet, you know what I mean? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, you know what I

[Speaker 6]: mean?

[Speaker 3]: I think I am starting to pick up on your, what you're putting out.

[Speaker 6]: Yeah.

[Speaker 3]: Your winks and your nudges. I think I'm, oh my goodness, I do like your outfit a

[Speaker 6]: lot. Thank you, thank you. It's great for selling houses.

[Speaker 3]: Yeah. Yeah. Well, I'm interested in what you're selling. So

this is the kitchen area. As you can see, there's a lot of bench

[Speaker 9]: space.

It's a

[Speaker 6]: lot

of bench space. It's

[Speaker 6]: really great for, you know, practicing. Did you have a family with your ex-wife,

[Speaker 6]: Chuck?

[Speaker 3]: No, no, just she and I. She's gone.

[Speaker 6]: No, she's gone. She doesn't go up. Yeah, I don't have a family either. I like to just

[Speaker 6]: practice, you know what I mean? And these benches are great for practicing on.

In

[Speaker 6]: fact, I was practicing on this very bench

[Speaker 3]: the

[Speaker 6]: other day.

[Speaker 3]: You were practicing?

[Speaker 6]: Yeah, I was practicing.

[Speaker 3]: I see.

[Speaker 6]: Yeah, practicing making them.

[Speaker 3]: Oh, wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

[Speaker 6]: Nudge, know what

I

[Speaker 3]: mean? Yes.

[Speaker 6]: Yeah. So, um, should you like to see the, um, would you like to see the, um, The

[Speaker 6]: living room? Would you like to see the living room?

[Speaker 3]: Oh, the living... Yes.

[Speaker 6]: Come with me. Come with me.

This is my lucky day. Oh, it's very bright in here. Oh, yeah. It's got great windows.

It's really great because, you know, when you're really feeling like an

exhibitionist, you can just... The

[Speaker 3]: neighbors can see it? The neighbors can see it. You show them... Oh.

[Speaker 6]: It's really fucking awesome.

[Speaker 3]: I am, I am, I think we're finally, now we're communicating.

[Speaker 6]: I have to show you something

[Speaker 3]: over here.

[Speaker 6]: Sure. Look at

[Speaker 3]: this.

[Speaker 6]: These bricks are so

[Speaker 3]: hard. Oh.

[Speaker 6]: And men built this wall.

[Speaker 3]: Men.

[Speaker 6]: With their bare hands.

[Speaker 3]: Oh my

[Speaker 6]: god. With their manly hands they built this hard wall. it's so fucking hot,

[Speaker 6]: right?

[Speaker 3]: Yeah. It's

[Speaker 6]: such an amazing house.

[Speaker 3]: It's

[Speaker 6]: so big.

[Speaker 3]: An amazing real estate agent.

[Speaker 6]: Thank you.

[Speaker 3]: Thank

[Speaker 6]: you. I'm

[Speaker 3]: new at this. Are you?

[Speaker 6]: Yeah, yeah. I lost my job in porn because I fucked this dude to death, but

[Speaker 3]: I

[Speaker 6]: really felt like I could sell houses, so I was

[Speaker 3]: like,

[Speaker 6]: yeah, I'm trying something

[Speaker 3]: new. Well, you're really making me want to buy it. I'll tell you that right

[Speaker 6]: now. Yeah, this

[Speaker 3]: house really

[Speaker 6]: just sells itself,

[Speaker 3]: you know what I mean? Sorry about the dude that died, but

[Speaker 6]: The what?

[Speaker 3]: Never mind. Okay, that's

[Speaker 6]: fine. Oh, the bedroom. I've

[Speaker 3]: got to show

[Speaker 6]: you the bedroom.

[Speaker 3]: Yes, please.

[Speaker 6]: It's just in

[Speaker 3]: here. Brighten up for it.

[Speaker 6]: Look at this bed. My God. It's so great. It's such a great bed for sleeping. It's so

[Speaker 6]: great. See that

[Speaker 3]: buoyancy? That's incredible.

[Speaker 6]: Isn't it great?

[Speaker 3]: Yeah.

[Speaker 6]: And all the furniture comes with the house.

[Speaker 3]: Oh, it's fully furnished.

[Speaker 6]: It's fully furnished. This actually was, with the previous owner, was the guy I

[Speaker 6]: fucked to death.

[Speaker 3]: Oh!

[Speaker 6]: Yeah. Funny fact.

[Speaker 3]: Yeah. May he rest in

[Speaker 6]: peace.

[Speaker 3]: Yeah. I love this bouncing.

[Speaker 6]: So, yeah.

[Speaker 3]: Oh.

[Speaker 6]: It's great.

[Speaker 3]: Just no underwear,

huh?

[Speaker 6]: Oh

[Speaker 3]: my God.

[Speaker 6]: Oh, I'm sorry. Dilly me. So anyway, what else can I tell you about this house? It's

[Speaker 6]: awesome. It's an awesome house.

[Speaker 3]: I think you're pretty awesome.

[Speaker 6]: Oh, thank you. Thank you so

[Speaker 3]: much. I appreciate that. Well, the bed does seem... Perfect. Do you want to...

[Speaker 3]: Let me kind of just come out and... Do you want to fuck? I'd like to fuck you.

[Speaker 6]: In here?

[Speaker 3]: Yeah, is that okay?

[Speaker 6]: On the... On the bed.

[Speaker 3]: What's wrong with that?

[Speaker 6]: That's disgusting. I'm sorry. Okay. I'm just really taken aback that you would

[Speaker 6]: want to have sex with me on a bed. I mean, like, I was in porn for a while and, you

[Speaker 6]: know, I know what people want to see and they want to see girls getting fucked on

[Speaker 6]: their hands and knees on, like, hardwood floors and, like, bathroom tiles and

[Speaker 6]: things that are really uncomfortable. That's what's sexy. This is... This is a

[Speaker 6]: bed. Like,

[Speaker 5]: what

[Speaker 6]: kind of sick fuck are you that you would want to fuck me on a bed? This is for

[Speaker 6]: sleeping and bouncing.

[Speaker 3]: I'm so sorry. I thought you were, you know, you were bouncing. You were pantyless. I

[Speaker 3]: thought you were putting out the signals.

[Speaker 6]: Oh, the signals. Oh, yeah, we can totally fuck, but we've got to do it in the living

[Speaker 3]: room. Oh.

[Speaker 6]: Let's do it.

[Speaker 3]: All right. Oh,

[Speaker 6]: phew.

[Speaker 3]: I was really worried. Jesus.

[Speaker 6]: Wait.

[Speaker 3]: Damn.

[Speaker 6]: Sorry, I can't, like, I can't actually have sex with you unless we have, like, a

[Speaker 6]: little bit of, like, a seduction and a little bit of, like, hesitancy. So here's

[Speaker 6]: what we can do, Chuck.

[Speaker 9]: Yes.

[Speaker 6]: I am going to work out a deal with you, okay?

[Speaker 9]: Mm-hmm.

[Speaker 6]: I'm kind of in a bind. I need to sell this house. So, what about instead of selling

[Speaker 6]: the house to you, I suck your dick? That'll get me out of the bind.

[Speaker 3]: Dude, that logic makes perfect sense to me.

[Speaker 6]: Good.

[Speaker 3]: It's really good logic.

[Speaker 6]: Oh, Chuck, please let me suck your dick. I need to sell this house and I don't know

[Speaker 6]: what I'll do if I can't just suck your dick.

[Speaker 3]: Neither do I. Yes, please. Okay, that's

[Speaker 6]: good. That works. Yes. Yeah, I'm being conditioned. So, um...

[Speaker 4]: Oh.

[Speaker 6]: Oh,

[Speaker 4]: wow. Yes.

[Speaker 6]: Let me just play with this for a little while. Sure. It's

[Speaker 4]: down.

Look

[Speaker 4]: at that package. Oh, yeah.

[Speaker 6]: Yes. God, I feel like I'm really nailing this job.

[Speaker 11]: You are.

[Speaker 6]: Yeah. Yeah, and you're going to be nailing me, right?

[Speaker 3]: Yes.

[Speaker 6]: Yeah. Yes. And nods as good as a wink to a blind bat. You know what I mean? Yes. Nice.

[Speaker 6]: It's all the way down

my

[Speaker 3]: throat. I really do. I really

[Speaker 7]: do. Oh my

[Speaker 11]: god. Wow. Yes.

Oh my god.

[Speaker 3]: That's pretty incredible.

[Speaker 4]: I

[Speaker 3]: love

[Speaker 6]: my job.

[Speaker 3]: You're doing a great job.

[Speaker 6]: Thank you.

[Speaker 3]: Oh shit.

[Speaker 8]: kiss.

[Speaker 3]: This is... I need to sit down, this is just too incredible. It's too incredible.

[Speaker 6]: You ever thought about how weird that would sound if you just closed your eyes

[Speaker 6]: and you didn't know what was going on? That sounds like some sort of weird monster

[Speaker 6]: shit.

[Speaker 3]: I've not thought about

[Speaker 6]: that. Are you thinking about it now?

[Speaker 3]: Yes. Closing my eyes. It's like a monster.

[Speaker 10]: Yes. Yes.

My God.

[Speaker 8]: That's

a

[Speaker 6]: lot

[Speaker 3]: of spit.

[Speaker 6]: Yes. You know what a lot of spit is good for?

[Speaker 3]: Fucking.

Titty

[Speaker 3]: fucking. Titty fucking. Titty fucking.

That sounds great.

[Speaker 1]: Yeah.

[Speaker 3]: Yes.

[Speaker 5]: I'm gonna drip down that cock.

[Speaker 3]: Yes.

Look at

[Speaker 5]: that.

[Speaker 10]: It's incredible. Yes.

That fucking cock.

[Speaker 10]: Yes.

[Speaker 6]: You know, I've always wanted to find a way to combine my love of cocksucking and my

[Speaker 6]: love of properties. I feel like I've really done that. You've finally done it.

[Speaker 6]: I've finally done

[Speaker 3]: it. You did it. Yeah. Oh, wow. You're doing it. You've achieved your dream.

[Speaker 6]: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I haven't sold any houses yet, but, you know, I'm sure that will

[Speaker 6]: come.

[Speaker 3]: That comes. That just falls into place naturally.

[Speaker 6]: Yeah.

[Speaker 3]: Yeah. Oh yeah, oh my god. Those

[Speaker 5]: titties. Oh yeah,

[Speaker 3]: oh.

[Speaker 5]: Yeah.

[Speaker 6]: Oh,

[Speaker 3]: there it is. It's gone. It comes

[Speaker 5]: back. Yes, please. Yes, please.

[Speaker 3]: Oh, those tits are so big. Oh, trap that coffee in there. Yes. Love it. That's

[Speaker 3]: incredible.